Posts Tagged ‘Meryl Streep’

Easter/Passover 2014….THE ESCOFFIER’S MEAL! WHITE HOUSE CHEF…AND MOORE!….(NO TO OPRAH WINFREY, NO TO GALE/GAIL,)

April 15, 2014

YES, TO PARIS FRANCE….

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be leaving for Paris France in June 2014.

(A MAN WILL BE GOING ON MY TRIP WITH ME….THE MAN WILL NOT BE KEVIN. I’LL BE LEAVING WITH A MAN WHO IS “NOT” IN SHOWBUSINESS)….

Click On “Gold Tripod” Below To Visit My “New” Tripod !

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The Perfect Easter Clutch (BY CHANEL !)

Chanel clutch Spring 2014

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Chef Rene Verdon Kennedy White House Chef

(above, White House Chef Rene Verdon with President John F. Kennedy the 35th President of the United States)

plus

RENEE’S OTHER ESCOFFIERS

Chef Ramsay 2014

Daniel Boulud

Chef Ming Tsai 2014

Chef Davenport U S Army

(above Chefs Ramsay, Boulud, Ming, and….Chef Davenport who won the U.S. Armed Forces Chef of the Year for 2013)

and….

Moore

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(Oooops That’s Renee Ashley Baker’s Mommy above, not a Chef, but Renee “ate good” when she was living at home !)

AND

MORE!

Chef Graham Elliot

Chef Sunny Anderson TV Star

Sunnys Kitchen cookbook

Chef Bobby Flay 2

SHOUT OUT TO CHEF BOBBY: “TRY THIS ONE! IT’S GREAT! ”

Breyers Blasts Heath

(above, Chef Elliot along with Chefs Anderson and Flay the Food Network Stars and below Chefs Ottolenghi and Tamimi two Award Winning Restauranteurs from England)

Chefs Ottolenghi and Tamimi

jERUSALEM cookbook by Ottolenghi and Tamimi

and

even

MORE!

WHERE TO LEARN TO COOK…..

SELF–TAUGHT

Little Paris Kitchen by Rachel Khoo

OR…..

COOKING SCHOOL IN PARIS FRANCE

Le Cordon Bleu 2014

VIKING COOKING SCHOOL IN GREENWOOD MISSISSIPPI

Viking Cooking School in Greenwood MS

COOKING SCHOOL IN BEIJING OR ENGLAND’S SHERWOOD FORREST….

HutongCuisine Cooking School

(above the HutongCuisine Cooking School in Beijing and below the School of Artisan Food in England’s advance graduating class)

School of Artisan Food in England

and….

MORE FUN LEARNING for FOODIES ….

Cooking at Home by Chuck Williams

Williams-Sonoma Cooking at Home by Chuck Williams

and….

FOR “FUTURE” RESTAURANTEURS (the RISE N SHINE COFFEE MAKER BY HAPE sold at GiveWink )

Rise N Shine Coffee Maker by Hape

FOR “FUTURE” CHEFS (the PLAYFUL CHEF COOKING AND BAKING SETS sold at Pottery Barn Kids)

Playful Chef Deluxe Cooking Kit

and also

FOR “FUTURE” CHEFS (the CHILD SAFE STEP STOOL)

child safe step stool by little partners

plus

TRIPS FOR “BON VIVANTS” !

COX AND KING’S

Food Lovers Provence (Beginning Sept 12-Nice and Ending Sept 20-Aries)

Cox and Kings Provence Nice

Cox and Kings Food Lovers Provence

and finally

The New York Times Cook Book

RENEE’S FAVORITE RECIPES FROM THE NEW YORK TIMES

FRIED RICE:
http://www.nytimes.com/recipes/1013014/ginger-fried-rice.html

SEA SCALLOPS:
http://www.tastebook.com/s/recipes/scallops-butter?brand_id=46-New-York-Times

CREME BRULEE:
http://www.nytimes.com/recipes/4405/creme-brulee.html

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be hiring a “Cordon Blue Chef” (in France)…..I, Renee Ashley Baker” will be “moving to France” (with my “Out of Court Settlement”) and will hopefully launch “Erma French Perfume and Design” with The Wertheimers of Chanel…..

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(RENEE’S LOUIS ABOVE….)

NOW HAVE A HAPPY…..

Passover 2014

Easter Bunny 2014

(SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ….)

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MEN AND ARCHITECTURE: MAKING THE WORLD…A FASCINATING PLACE….TO LOOK AT… (and View My Video “The Heist”….Below)

April 7, 2014

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David Adjaye award winning architect

(David Adjaye of Adjaye Associates architectural designer of the Moscow School of Management, above and below)

Moscow School of Managment by Adjaye Associates

and…

Lord Foster 1

Lord Foster 2

30 St. Mary Axe Tower

(above, 30 St. Mary Axe Tower in London designed by architects Foster & Partners. Lord Foster above)

and USIBC

(US INDIA Business Council a U.S. India Partnership)

Taj Mahal India

modern architecture India

and….also

BEAUTIFUL AND FAMOUS HOME DESIGN

Annette Theisen Florida home

Socialite Annette Theisen

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(above, Home of Black Socialite Annette Theisen. Award Winning architecture by Guy Peterson with pools, palms and walls of LIGHT).

AND….

also Florida…..(ARMOUR 1919)

Louwana by Addison Mizner

LOUWANA: Designed by architect Addison Mizner, Louwana, is considered the last of Palm Beach’s great houses with it’s Mohogany French doors, a curving exterior staircase and octagonal blue tile floors. Louwana was named for department store heiress Marie Louise Wanamaker by her husband, Armour meat packing scion Gurnee Munn.

“The Highlands” (1907)

Arthur Erickson for Virginia and Bagley Wright

Designed by architect Arthur Erickson for arts patrons Virginia and Bagley Wright with concrete walls, wide buttresses and vaulted skylights. The Highlands (of Seattle) was developed by the Olmstead Brothers in 1907, the Highlands has been home to its share of CEO’s—not to mention a former CIA Director.

AND WHAT ABOUT?

RENOVATION

New York Park Avenue Armory renovation

NEW YORK PARK AVENUE ARMORY (photo 2011 by James Ewing)

KITCHEN DESIGN

CITY CHIC

Clive Christian Kitchens

OR

RUSTIC REFINED (FROM NANTUCKET TO AUVERGNE, FRANCE )

Country kitchen in Auvergne France

Country kitchen in Nantucket

and……

The “MOD POD”

MoMA Modern Playhouse

Instead of a traditional dollhouse, inspire your aspiring architect or designer-in-the-making with the MoMA Modern Play House. The set comes with six modular nesting boxes, mix and match furniture pieces and removable vinyl patterns and textures. It’s the ultimate modern-day playhouse that’ll give kids a way to make a room of their own ($20. chroniclebooks com)

Neil Tyson

and….

JUST FOR FUN (HOW SMART ARE YOU ?)

Brain Quiz 1: Nebulae are found where?
(a) A Test Tube
(b) A River
(c) The Galaxies

Brain Quiz 2: Remember The ______(?)

Phoebe Snow

RHEA

Atlas

Prometheus

Brain Quiz 3: The Yum Yum Tree Restaurant is where Renee Ashley Baker went (with a MALE date) for her “Junior Prom” at George Washington High School (the rich Jewish high school on Monaco Parkway in Denver). Question: “The Yum Yum Tree” is also the name of a ______(?)

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(I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate Pelligrino, but I love PERRIER !)

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SHOUT OUT TO MY WAY DANCE CENTRE:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, think you’re fabulous! AWSOME! (I, Renee Ashley Baker, danced “en pointe” at age 9. My Mother–the Beautiful Mrs A–paid for my ballet lessons beginning at my age of 7 years old in St. Louis Missouri). I’d like to see you dance to something from the “IN ATLANTA MIX TAPE/FEBRUARY” (“GRAMATIK–OBVIOUS/SHAKE YOUR ASS TO THIS”)….P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to hire some of the “sexy handsome men” of the My Way Dance Centre to dance with me, Renee Ashley Baker, in Paris France. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will contact the My Way Dance Centre about this “job” once I get to Paris France. NOW…BELOW…MY NEW VIDEO…..I like to bring “LIFE” to “inanimate objects”….so check this out….

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A CHEATING BOYFRIEND GETS THE RIDE OF HIS LIFE!

“tHe HEisT” by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2014 by Renee Ashley Baker
All Rights Reserved

FADE IN: EXT EARLY MORNING A BIG CITY (On The East Coast)

The “MARK” always made that turn at the same time each morning at 7 a.m. It was a BIG SLOW TURN and “C” was ready. “C” who had done this many times got into position and just as the “TRUCK” rounded its turn “C” bump, and dropped. The “Truck Driver” SLAMBED ON BREAKS, threw open his door and hopped out to see if “C” was “injured”. As the Truck Driver leaned over “C”…. (WHAM!) “C” clocked him (WHAM!) “C” had layed him, the Truck Driver, out cold. “A” (C’s partner for three years)hopped into the Truck Driver’s door, started the engine and SHE took off. (Leaving “C” to run and jump on the back). As “A” drives her “loot” (Mercedes Benz) to its “destination” WE HEAR over the action the song “ELEVATE” (From the “In Atlanta” MixTape/February).

“A” is to be “portrayed” by Renee Ashley Baker

iN aTLAnTA

DOWNLOAD! DOWNLOAD! DOWNLOAD!
DOWNLOAD THE NEW “IN ATLANTA MIXTAPE/MARCH” (click link below)
https://www.facebook.com/inatlanta

Dance Centre My Way

VISIT MY WAY DANCE CENTRE…..(click link below)

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ru&u=http://mywaydance.com/&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dmy%2Bway%2Bdance%2Bcentre%26biw%3D1920%26bih%3D932

THANK YOU MOMMY FOR MY BALLET LESSONS!

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NEWS SHOW PROPOSAL…..Renee Ashley Baker’s fee is $1 Million Dollars Per Week for 26 Weeks….plus Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, First Lady Michelle Obama and more….)

June 26, 2013

Ship-in-a-Bottle

President John F Kennedy in the navy

“SANG THE MUSES”
by Renee Ashley Baker

Lyrics and Melody by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker

Lovely Cinderella lost her shoe at the Ball
Ship found in the Bottle, popped the cork, the sails grew Tall
Let Her stand with Nemo he’ll take Her hand upon the Sea
Strait up from the Bottom, they’ll see JACK cause he’ll be ME

(CHORUS)
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the music, Sang the music
Sang the music, Sang the music
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*This song is to be sung with a heavy Irish brogue…..

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, began this song two years ago. It is still not finished, however, I’ve decided to post this one “verse” for the 4th of July. HOPE YOU LIKE IT !)

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click on photo of Renee Ashley Baker below to view new website….

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SHOUT OUT

Shout Out To Hughes Direct TV, ABC TV, New York Times, and Fox News/News Corp:

Once my “lawsuit has settled” and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available”….I, Renee Ashley Baker would like to do a “News Show”. My “news show” would air weekly (on TV) and be 1 hour long. I’d do 26 shows. The “Broadcaster” (the TV NETWORK) would own the shows. I’d want a 26-52 show contract. What is Renee Ashley Baker’s asking fee? Renee Ashley Baker’s fee will be $1 million per week (or $26 Million Dollars). And…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be granted: Approval of Guest Stars, Wardrobe Approval of Guest Stars, Weekly Script Approval, Director Approval, Producer Approval, and Location Approval (the location to be my house in The Hamptons). And—no to a “pilot” as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not do a pilot….my Ustream TV show will be my “audition tape” if an audition is needed. And…I do not, NOT want to do a “radio show” so no–NO–to Mel Karmazin. NO TO MEL KARMAZIN….

and….

also for Renee Ashley Baker

THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT….

mans blue bathroom

womans white bathroom

If–If–I, Renee Ashley Baker, were to “build a house” I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “build it in France”. It (the house) will probably cost around $4.5 million dollars. I will put two bathrooms inside my “master bedroom”. One bathroom for HIM and the other bathroom for HER (see photos above of Renee Ashley Baker’s in white and “HIS” in blue).

now…

finally….

MISTAKES I’VE MADE

(aka “Renee Ashley Baker’s Biggest Mistakes….”)

#1 SARAH PALIN…

Sarah “plain” but not tall …Sarah Palin is little bitty and small….(PALIN IS AN ANAGRAM FOR “PLAIN”)

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Sarah Palin is just a “4-eyed-poli-sci-nerd”. Sarah Palin is still just an “unqualified” “inadequate” “DOG” who is vastly “inferior” to a Harvard/Columbia educated man like President Barack Obama. (Remember how Sarah Palin didn’t even have, in her closet, a wardrobe appropriate for an “IMPORTANT WOMAN”? The Republican Party had to “rush” Sarah Palin to “fancy stores” and buy her “something to wear” !)

#2 MICHELLE BACHMANN

MICHELLE BACHMANN (BACHMAN’S ANAGRAM IS “C BAN HAM” ?)

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Michelle Bachmann is a “stupid jackass”. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG MICHELLE?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, want the public to know that it was Me and my sister(the beautiful Miss M) who picked the “other” Michelle for the “WH”…. (the other Michelle being Michelle Obama….)

#3 MELANIE GRIFFITH

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Melanie Griffith and Tippi Hedren are both “CRAP”. Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas will not, NOT be having anything to do with Renee Ashley Baker’s “Hampton’s house purchase”. (In other words they will not be “purchasing” Renee Ashley Baker’s Hampton’s house). And…when I, Renee Ashley Baker, do get the $26 million I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT “pay Melanie and Antonio”. Melanie, Antonio, and Tippi all need to “set up a meth lab” and stop the “criminals of Denver and criminals of Englewood” from “extorting/coercing” money for the three of them! ! !

#4 VAN DIESEL

Nobody in Colorado had better mention the name Van Diesel to me again or I’m going to The Feds (the ones in New York).

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Vin Diesel is a “punk ass”….Also still “no” to Nicholas Cage, no to B-actor Ben Affleck, “no” to B-actor Mathew Mccaughnahay.

THE NEW OLD BOY “FRAT HOUSE”….

#5 JACK WELCH

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Like I said–Jack Welch will not, not be “running–nor financing– a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#6 DONALD TRUMP

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“The Donald” (aka “But He Don’t Got No Birth Certificate !”)

There is more wrong here than just the “toupee”. Donald Trump will also not, “NOT be running–nor financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#7 ROBERT DeNIRO

Denver/Englewood will “stop” STOP trying to “do business with Robert DeNiro” via Renee Ashley Baker.

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Why is it always the “same three” that “crooks” try to run a “sideways fraud” with ? It is always: Robert DeNiro, Sylvester Stallone or George Clooney. (So, no to Robert DeNiro, no to Sylvester Stallone, and no to George Clooney).

#8 MITT ROMNEY

MITT ROMNEY (aka “That Old Black Magic Underwear”)

Mitt Romney needs to keep his underwear on and his “mouth shut”…

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Mitt Romney will also not, NOT be running–financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker. These “broke conservatives” are not, NOT going to be “getting a movie studio via Renee Ashley Baker”. For one reason my sister (the beautiful Miss M) can’t stand “conservatives”. And…the other reason is because–I, Renee Ashley Baker, do not, NOT want to be “Denesh DeSouza” and make only $25 million dollar “conservative movie goer box offices”.

No to Hugh Hewitt (and no to Mrs. Hewitt aka “Go Fetch”); no to Rush Limbaugh, no to Glenn Beck, no to Sean Hannity, and still “NO” to Rick Santorum. Also “NO” to Marco Rubio and “NO” to Rudy Giuliani. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, am for Hilary Clinton for President in 2016….)

SO…..

TO MY FRIENDS PLUS NO TO JACK WELCH…..(Mother’s Day 2013—“Happy Mother’s Day”—To my Mother — By Renee Ashley Baker)

May 4, 2013

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DEAR FRIENDS:

re: A BRIDGE LOAN (ON REAL ESTATE)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, “may” need a $1 Million Dollar “real estate loan” for 3-5 years (until my lawsuit is settled).

TERMS: A 3-5 year “promissory note”.

COLLATERAL: Real Estate
(The “collateral” is residential real estate property that is valued at $1 million dollars). I will “sign” the “promissory note” (for $1 million dollars) in 30 days. (I’ll have a “real estate closing” in 30 days in New York and the $1 million dollars will be used to purchase the residentential property.)
No books–No song lyrics. Neither books nor song lyrics will be given as “collateral” for this million dollar loan. . . .
P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT be doing any business with Jack Welch. (I said “Wertheimer” NOT Jack Welch). Jack Welch will not, NOT be financing anything for Renee Ashley Baker. Jack Welch will not be financing Renee Ashley Baker’s companies. Jack Welch will not be financing Renee Ashley Baker’s real estate purchases. And…still “NO” to Oprah Winfrey. No to John Elway, No to the “the Phipps family”. No to Eminem, No to Dr. Dre. No to Jill Scott. No to Madonna, No to Beyonce, No to Jay-Z, No to Sean Puffy Combs, No to Simon & Schuster, No to California, No to Geffen, No to Dreamworks, No to NBC, No to ABC, No to CBS, NO to Christie Brinkley. No to Gail King, No to Pam Grier, No to Charlize Theron, No to Melanie Griffith, No to Kim Basinger, NO to Meryl Streep. No to Lady Gaga. No to Universal/MCA and No to Warner Bros/Interscope. NO TO MITT ROMNEY. NO TO DONALD TRUMP. NO TO ALL OTHERS I’VE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO. AND NO TO CHRISTINA AGUILLERA.

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“IN DEFENSE OF PRESIDENT OBAMA”

by

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

The Buck Stops Where ?

President Obama in Oval Office

I, Renee Ashley Baker, have grown “fond” of President Obama (the 56th Inaugurated President of the United States). And not just because some Chick-fil-a driver sat parked out in front of this public library and told me in a nasty, curt, tone of voice, that I’d better start liking Chick-fil-a…. (“TAKE THAT CHICKEN CRAP BACK OKAY”)…. This pre- Mother’s Day post is about those “P-Whipped” you-know-whats who did not DIS-OBEY ORDERS and “hop in their F-18’s” and “give aid”….. I ask: What Were We Doing In Benghazi In The First Place? (SomeBody made a joke and said that Ambassador Stevens went back to the Benghazi Consulate on September 10th to “get some gold bars”….)

Seriously though….I believe these “cockamamie” hearings are just another attempt to “harass” President Obama and thwart Hilary Clinton’s bid for President in 2016.

THE PLAYERS….

PRESIDENT OBAMA (COMMANDER IN CHIEF)

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What? Did I hear President Obama say, “Do Whatever Is Necessary….By Whatever Means Necessary”? (President Obama said this upon his getting “news” of the Benghazi “situation”).

Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta (The Pentagon)

Panetta Gives Speech On  Leadership and Public Service

What was Secretary of Defense Leon doing? What was “HE” doing all that time prior to and during the “Benghazi attacks”? Was he just “sitting” in the Sit Room (Situation Room) aka MC (Mission Control) ?

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (aka “Hillary”)

US secretary of state, Hillary Clinton

Hillary already “fell on her sword” and took full “credit” for “Benghazi”….SO–what are these goddamn stupid hearings about? (Maybe they should be about why we were in Benghazi in the first place….)

General Patraeus (Director of the CIA)

CIA Director Patraeus

Why was there no “intel” about the “Benghazi attack” ? Why was there no “Jack Bauer” phoning in, on his trusted cell phone, ( to the SEC DEF) the “details” about what was planned to “go down” in Benghazi ?

JUST WHAT REALLY WAS GOING ON IN BENGHAZI ?

(aka THE AFTERMATH)

Benghazi Consulate Before

Benghazi Consulate before

There was absolutely “no security” around the Benghazi consulate. Why? What REALLY was going on there? Up to “no good” I suspect. I suspect that there was something “no good” (aka “ILLEGAL”) going on at the CIA Annex and that whatever was going on in there was the reason for the RETALIATION at the Benghazi Consulate. (It has been said that the CIA Annex was being used to “hold–detain–and TORTURE suspected terrorists”. If so–then– I guess we got what we deserved).

Map of Benghazi

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Benghazi Consulate After…..

Benghazi Consulate after

Benghazi Consulate Being Investigated

Benghazi Consulate being investigated

WHY?

WHY DID AMBASSADOR STEVENS RETURN TO WHAT EVEN “HE” DESCRIBED AS AN “ANTICIPATED INCENDIARY HOTBED”….

U S Ambassador Chris Stevens

Why didn’t Ambassador Stevens bring, with him, on September 10, 2012, TRANSPORT to EVACUATE the three remaining “staff” at the Benghazi Consulate?…..

anyway……

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, will be moving to Paris France…
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and also this week let us not forget “Mummy”…. (On Mother’s Day)

F L O W E R S

Pro Flowers Mothers Day Flowers with Purple Vase

Or….a gift for Mommy (diamonds…. from Tiffany & Co)
Mothers Day 1920s by Tiffany & Co

“Happy Mother’s Day” to my one and ‘only’ Mother
(Portrait Of A Lady)
–Signed Renee Ashley Baker

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(above Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother–The Beautiful Mrs A– wearing REAL diamond pendant and 24 kt gold rings….Click photo above to view “The Erma Foundation”…..)

ABOUT MY MOTHER:

1. My Mother Erma/Irma made me French toast for breakfast when I was a little girl (in St. Louis Missouri).

2. My Mother Erma/Irma was a “ballet mother” who paid for my “ballet lessons” (starting at age 7 and I danced “en pointe” at the age of 9).

3. My Mother Erma/Irma used to let the neighborhood children come to her house–to her 4 bedroom mini-mansion to watch “color tv”. My Mother’s mini-mansion had been brought over piece from Paris France to St. Louis Missouri by a Jewish millionaire. (My Mother Erma/Irma had the only “color tv” on the block at that time back in the early 1960’s).

4. My Mother Erma/Irma never, never drank alcohol, she never smoked cigerettes, she never told lies and she didn’t steal. (In fact, Mother would always repeat that old adage “If you lie you’ll steal and if you steal you’ll tell a lie”…)

5. My Mother Erma/Irma was an Army wife and an Air Force Mother. (Mother was also an “Eastern Star”).

6. My Mother didn’t like Italians. (I guess this is why I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t “care for” Italian Men).

7. My Mother Erma/Irma had beautiful gardens. In St. Louis, strangers would stop their cars, come and knock on our door, and ask my Mother Erma/Irma how she got her “rose bushes” to grow so beautifully. (Mother’s fur storer–Mr. Lloyd of Marks Lloyd furs in Cherry Creek–would also comment on my Mother’s beautiful “pink rose bushes”. (My Mother’s “crocodile heels” and “mink strollers” were coveted by me and hopefully I’ve captured some of my Mother’s things –in photographs–and in elegance and in mystery — on my FLICKR page.

8. My Mother Erma/Irma was a “life long Democrat”. (Which is why I, Renee Ashley BAker, will once again become a “registered Democrat”).

9. My Mother’s Foundation (The Erma/Irma Foundation) will be headquartered on the “upper east side” of New York City. And my Mother’s “Erma French Perfume and Design” will be headquartered in Paris France.

Mothers Christofle Tea Service

My Mother Erma/Irma’s Sterling Silver Tea Service (like I said–I, Renee Ashley Baker, used to polish my Mother Erma/Irma’s Silver….)

Mahalia Jackson Sings

Mahlia Jackson (My Mother Erma/Irma’s Favorite Singer) Click Photo Above To Listen….

Mahalia Jackson The Best Of

“The Best Of Mahlia Jackson”….Click Photo Above To View Video…..

NOW….FOR FAMILY FUN …..

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Photo Printer (from 1963 – 2013)….

Polaroid GL 10 mobile printer

Poloroid GL 10 — poloroid com
(A Mobile Printer for “Family Reunions” “Parties” “Etc”

NEW OFFICIAL WEBSITE ! (Erma French Perfume and Design, Lady Allegro and Renee Ashley Baker)

February 11, 2013

To View My New “Wix” Website Click Photo of Lady Allegro/Renee Ashley Baker Below:

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Renee Ashley Bakers Mother 1925-1985

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Thank you Mummy for my “ballet lessons”…..Thank you Mme Chanel for my “perfume line”….

Still “NO” to Beyonce, NO to Oprah, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to Madonna, NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, NO to Charlize Theron, NO to Warner Bros, NO to Universal, NO to the television Networks (NO to ABC, No to CBS, NO to NBC) NO to California, NO to Simon and Schuster…NO to Meryl Streep.

5TH — Fifth Novel Serial by Renee Ashley Baker (Untitled or Title Secret Contingency)

February 6, 2013

Youre Fired

Everyone and Anyone who reads this blog knows of my tendancy to “BOIL OVER”. I want to explain to those who are not in showbusiness that it is illegal–a FEDERAL CRIME –to tell anyone in showbusiness what to do. You cannot tell a writer which publisher to be published by; you cannot tell a movie producer who to cast in his/her motion picture; you cannot tell a “songwriter” who to “give a song to”; you cannot tell someone like myself to forget/forgo an “entertainment conglomerate” and instead become an “indie” and set up a “production company” with “investment banking or hedgefund financing”. (Investment Bankers and Bankers make millions and millions of dollars in fees and interest).

Anyway–the above fiction paragraphs are from my fifth–MY 5th–“novel trilogy” (the fourth being my new “Inspector Jenny” trilogy and the fifth being the one above which is still untitled or “Title Secret Contingency”).

There are many many fine “A-List” movie directors (the DGA must have over 1,000 members).

If–IF–I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Leading Lady” in my movies (and I will be) then, I will select, as my leading men: Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, Val Kilmer, Richard Gere, Kevin Costner, Leo DiCaprio, Ian McGregor, Will Smith, Nathan Lane, Ben Kingsly, Ian McKlellan, Gene Hackman, Robert Duval, Dustin Hoffman, Daniel Craig, and Sean Connery.

If–If I am casting actresses (and I’m only casting actresses for one or maybe two or posibly three of the five trilogies) I have–on my list: Cate Blanchett, Annette Benning, Sigourney Weaver, Susan Sarandon, Rene Russo, Renee Zellweger, Sandra Bullock, Jessica Lange, Sharon Stone, Ashley Judd, Kate Hudson, Natalie Portman, Nicole Kidman, Meg Ryan, Julianne Moore, Julie Andrews, Sarah Jessica Parker, Ann Hathaway, Emma Thompson , Dame Judi Dench, Dame Helen Mirren, and of course (Duchess ?) Barbra Streisand….

IF and WHEN….IF and WHEN….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available” to “COMPLETE THESE NOVELS” I hope they’ll be “published” by HARPER COLLINS (no to Simon & Schuter).

I hope they’ll be published by Harper Collins under my PROPOSED “exclusive” 10 year, $25 Million Dollar a year “UMBRELLA DEAL” with NEWS CORP/20th Century Fox.

Signed
Renee Ashley Baker / Renee AB 9

P.S. I’ll only “write” if–IF I’m residing in my house in France in 2014 (Until then I’ll be residing in Washington DC during 2013 being a “Socialite”. By the way The Wertheimers and The Rothschilds stay ON)….

P.S. P.S. THEY’RE FIRED: NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, No to Charlize Theron, NO to Meryl Streep, No to Madonna, NO to Melanie Griffith, NO to Oprah Winfrey, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to ICM, NO to California and NO to all other’s that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to. (I am “firing” all of these people because Denver and other “non-showbusiness” CRUD keeps trying to “cast my movies” (while insulting and threatening members of my family). These Cowtown/Shantytown (DENVER) fools keep trying to “run a company with my INTELLECTUAL properties” (when I keep saying “NO”)….

Washington DC5

Estate in France

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VIDEOS by Renee Ashley Baker….

June 21, 2012

SHOUT OUT TO BILL GATES :

Hi Bill (and Melinda). I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation to give (donate) $5 Million Dollars to THE ERMA FOUNDATION. The Erma Foundation will be headquartered in Paris France (with an office in New York City). I, Renee Ashley Baker, will reside in France and will run the “Erma French Perfume and Design” company (hopefully 70% owned by the owners of Chanel Corporation….) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a “citizen of France”….

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VIDEO 1: “Wildlife in HD (The Remix)” click on horse below…

VIDEO 2: “Kalimba REMIX” (click on photo below to view)

VIDEO 3: “Infrared” starring Renee Ashley Baker (click on photo below to view)

*Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to Paris France…” (to work for the owners of Chanel Corp ?)

Still “No” to Universal, “NO” to Warner Bros, “NO” to television, and STILL “NO” to California, NO to Florida, NO to Charlize Theron, NO to Meryl Streep, “NO” to Madonna, NO to ABC, and NO to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to….and NO BOOKS….and NO TO THE “MUSIC INDUSTRY”….and NO to Oprah Winfrey…..

NEW PHOTOS ADDED BELOW–Christmas 2011 with Renee and her Relatives and Friends (plus Shopping,Partying,Going,Doing,Viewing, plus Cate Blanchett, and Queen Elizabeth II)

December 20, 2011

 

                                             

Merry Christmas

and

Happy Chanukah….

 

 

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                                  ALL  PHOTOGRAPHS  BELOW

                                                  (except  two)

                         were taken by Renee Ashley Baker

             (All photos taken with a Sony Cybershot Camera)

                      

  St. Louis  chasing a Tiger….

         So–I, Renee Ashley Baker–got busy before the “big game” and began taking pictures of my “relative’s house”.  Pictures of her fireplace with the TV on (I got a great shot of a Bengal in action don’t you think?)  Pictures of her telephone–which you can only buy in Europe, and pictures of her high tech refrigerator which you can only get if you have money). 

BELOW:  Miguel (The Grammy Award Nominated Composer/Engineer)  Getting  Water 

       

Big Close Up of The Frige….BELOW

Anyway—this is a “football household”. So–during my annual Christmas holiday visits I have to sit through the “Denver Broncos” game or I DON’T EAT (LOL).  I stuck, on the candleabra an unopened pair of Denver Broncos souvenir earrings.  (As in The Broncos are THE  LIGHT….)  My “Relative” is cooking “pheasant” that was ordered from a “gourmet food catalog”.

(above photo of Renee Ashley Baker)

“Merry Christmas and Happy  Channukah Everybody !  

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Renee’s Favorite Quotes: 

                    “I believe that in the heart of each human being there is something which I can only describe as a “child of darkness”  who is equal and complimentary to the more obvious “child of light”  –Laurens van der Post

 “You don’t need to wait a minute to improve the world today”—Anne Frank 

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AND….

Gift Suggestion From The Queen:

The Bentley (of course):

 

  ” The Bentley Continental 2012 has an Ipad work station and a 6 3/4 twin turbo v-8 engine” says Wolfie  (er –I mean–Wolfgang Durheimer , CEO,  Bentley Corporation).

Merry Christmas to HRH Prince Charles, HRH Prince William, HRH Princess Kate, and HRH Prince Harry, HRH Prince Philip and HRH Queen Elizabeeth II

 

GO TO THE ART MUSEUM:

View Yousuf Karsh in Sepia and in Gray….

 

 

 

GO  TO  THE  MOVIES:

Renee’s Favorites This Christmas  ARE ….

Mr.  Hunt’s  Mission ?         I   MAXED

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

             

 

 

 

 

 

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WATCH/STREAM A MOVIE/VIDEO:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Renee Christmas Comedy Favorite?    “Trapped In Paradise” starring Nick Cage….

 

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       LISTEN  TO  A  CD

 

 

Buy CD by cellist Nina Kotova .  She’s fabulous and  plays her “Sketches from the Catwalk” (Nina is also a super model….)

 

 

 

 

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GOING OUT?  (HOLIDAY PARTYING AND ALL?)

 

 

What’s New In Cosmetics ?

Visit these websites:

Chanel Cosmetics and Make Up Online: http://www.chanel.com/en_US/fragrance-beauty/Makeup-88484

Cosmetics Cop:  http://www.cosmeticscop.com/

High Def Make Up Tips: http://makeupforlife.net/2009/03/the-truth-about-high-def-makeup.html

Please check the “high def camera” website.  Last year a “high def camera” nearly “destroyed” my internet visual existence….WHEW

AND

 

WHAT ‘S NEW IN HAIR (THE FAKE KIND?)

Visit

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite:  Joseph Fleischer

                                     

Joseph Fleischer Wigs :  http://josephfleischer.com/

AND

SOON  IT   WILL  BE   CHRISTMAS  DAY !

Got shopping left to do?

See HRH Princess Kate (featured on the shopping  website

” She Finds”….)

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Online/Internet  Shopping Sites:

BARNEY’S NEW YORK:   http://www.barneys.com/

NORDSTROM:  http://shop.nordstrom.com/

RED ENVELOPE:  http://www.redenvelope.com/

BLUE FLY: http://www.bluefly.com/

SHE  FINDS:  http://www.shefinds.com/

When you’re done shopping will you look as fabulous as this?

(above, the fabulous Cate Blanchett, in Christmas red)

 

and

 

speaking of   Locks  (goldi–locks?)

 

 

 

NO —NOT  THESE  LOCK S

 

 

 

 

these  locks

WHAT?  Is your password? 

Don’t let it be “Christmas” (or  “123456” or “fill in the blank”).  Use Renee’s favorite password protectors to protect your internet passwords.   TRY:

  Lastpass com;

Keepass com;

 Passwordsafe com;

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(above, Oprah Winfrey in Christmas red)

Dear Oprah:  My “Relative” (the former debutant and sorority sister of the Obama book author) would be a great addition to Oprah’s “O Magazine”.  I’d like to see her (my “Relative”) do a monthly column about her “experiences” at the Country Clubs (the golf circuit she “participates” in).  She  (my “Relative” )  is a “Lexus” girl you know?  Can you hear me “O” ?

and…

YES,  STEVE   I  PHONE

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND….

Even though I’m NOT going to let Denver “have/own/run  a movie studio with “disrespect and force” I’m still going to say “Merry Christmas” to my Friends….

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

            

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                               (above, the fabulous Sharon Stone….)

  

 

           

(above, radio host/publisher  Glen Beck and family)

(above, Sandra Bullock with son Louis)

 (above Mel Gibson and daughter Lucia)

    

(above, Princess Stephanie, Princess Caroline and Prince Albert)

 

PORTRAIT:  BARBRA   AND   JAMES

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND…..

So….

        Now…..

                         FOR  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  

             

                    (above, Alain & Gerard Wertheimer of Chanel)   

                              Erma French Perfume and Design….

             I, Renee Ashley Baker, am happy to  launch my company Erma French Perfume and Design which will headquarter in Paris France and which, hopefully, HOPEFULLY will be purchased by Chanel Corporation.  The subsidiaries?  They will be–Renee Perfume #9,  Ashley Lane Jewelers, and Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed.  (The “Irmigard” handbag will be a $3,000 crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co ?).

 

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Glamorous Wednesday:Good-Bye Sidney Pollack

May 28, 2008

 

 

                                        Sidney Pollack, American Movie Director

 

QUOTE:  “Most of the great directors that I know of were not actors, so I can’t tell you it’s a requirement.  On the other hand, it’s an enormous help” — Sidney Pollack (Academy Award Winning Director)

Renee’s Aside:  I got to “see” Mr. Sidney Pollack, in person, when I walked into his Century City office one day.  I remember that day vividly, I was wearing a “strapless black and white zebra print dress” .  Although I’ve told this story before I forgot to add that going into the Century City building I saw–I walked by–a $100,000 car.  It was an Excalibur and–it was “purple”….

 

Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’  first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars.  (U.S. Senator Edward M. Kennedy will co-produce/consult….)