Posts Tagged ‘marriage’

Royal Wedding: HIS DAY (“Go Air Force!”)

April 26, 2011

 Listen to “Royal Wedding Song by Renee Ashley Baker” click link  below: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id1.html

 

                                              

 

THE  ROYAL  WEDDING . . . .

                                                                     

THE  OFFICIAL  ROYAL WEDDING  PORTRAIT. . . .

 

THE ROYAL  COACH (aka THE ROYAL ASTON MARTIN)

              Everybody who reads this blog knows that I absolutely “love” Prince William and Prince Harry….as did their Mum.

THE   ROYAL   FUTURE ?

           HRH  Prince William has a job.   HRH is a pilot for the Royal Air Force search and rescue squad:

HE’LL  LIVE  BY  THE  RIVER….

above, the Island of Wales    (P.S.  “I’ll  be  watching. . . .”)

VIDEO:  LISTEN TO THE  “CLASH” CLICK LINK BELOW:

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

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THE WEDDING GUESTS WERE. . . .

                                                                    

above, The Beckhams….plus below

                                                     

VIEW  Guest Arriving  At Royal Wedding (click link below):

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/gallery/2011/apr/29/royal-wedding-guests-arrive-pictures#/?picture=374094358&index=2

 note to my readers:

This page about the Royal Wedding is for my mother Irma Ashley  (aka  Irmgard) . . . .

                                            HRH and HRH

               Baby    William

                                                                 Brother   Harry                  

                     

now

The Royal Wedding: 

Majestic  “Majesty”  Magazine says the “after parties” will Rock!

 

With Anton (on Food) Michael (on Party Decorations) and William–the other William (on Music)….

Commemoratives:

From Australia:

plus

SHE’S  A  DOLL !

The Princess Kate Middleton Doll  $195

now playing at a toy store near you….

 

BUCKLEBURY TOUR….

You still have time to tour Princess Kate’s home town as Morton Travel is hosting the Royal Wedding Week Tour….

Wedding  Gifts:

Prince William and Princess Kate want their wedding gifts to be in the form of donations to charity….

Click link below to view the Royal list of charities:  http://www.royalweddingcharityfund.org/

ROYAL  BROADCAST….click link below for info

http://blogs.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2011/03/16/bbc-america-to-air-royal-wedding-live-and-commercial-free/

OTHER   ROYAL   ITEMS ?  

How about Royal Cassettes with a special booklet to commemorate the event, plus there are Royal Wedding apps for your smartphone….

http://www.phonesreview.co.uk/2011/03/09/official-royal-wedding-website-android-iphone-apps/

Hats, Hats, Hats!  All the ladies will be wearing hats to the Royal Wedding.  Below  view Royal Wedding Hats by Phillip….

READ “HAT FEVER” click link:

http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/n.php?n=hats-off-britains-royal-wedding-stirs-hat-fever-2011-04-19

Who is invited?     Maybe…..

The Royals

Princess Clotilde of Savoy, Princess Mette-Marit of Norway, Princess Maxima of The Netherlands, Princess Mary of Denmark, Princess Marie-Chantal of Greece, Princess Caroline and Princess Stephanie of Monaco, Princess Michael of  Kent….

The Princesses:

Anna Mouglalis, Delphine Arnaut, Amira Casar, Innes de la Fressange, Betty Catroux, Ludivine Sagnier, Paris and Nicky Hilton, Amanda Hearst, Caroline Kennedy, Renee Rockefeller….

                                HISTORY!    HISTORY!    HISTORY!   

       A Walk Backwards Through Time (with  The Royals)

        

above, Royal Wedding of Queen Victoria to Prince Albert

               and….

We’ll never forget this history making march down the isle

                  

I guess MY invitation got lost in the mail (LOL)…. Anyway,  about Renee Ashley Baker:

I, Renee Ashley Baker,  plan to move to France and become a designer:

For Louis Vuitton:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to design a Train/Make Up case for Louis Vuitton called “the Irmgard”.

For Hermes:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to design a hatbox for Hermes called “the Irmgard”.

For Tiffany & Co:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to design a crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co called “the Irmgard”. 

  Irmgard, Irmigard, Irma is Renee Ashley Baker’s mother.

                                          (“Thank You Mommy”)

                                                                                                                   

now….

                                

TO BLOGGERS!   TO  WEBSITES! 

To Post MY “Royal Wedding Song” (copy & paste link below)

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id1.html

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DON’T FORGET ! plus THE BACK STORY ABOUT RENEE (with “10 Documents”)

January 24, 2011

 

In February I’ll use/I’ll post a New York  FAX  NUMBER (to collect orders for “10 Documents”) . . . .

 

 

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 “Renee Ashley Baker’s Rolodex” (for   Royalty, the Jet Set, Aristocrats, Diplomats, and the French  fashion and beauty industry).

Renee Ashley Baker’s Schedule:

 1.  April  15,  2011  Move to France

(Date Handsome Men in France)

2.  2012 Design Handbags (Tiffany & Co?)

3.  2013  Launch Perfume (Chanel?)

4.  2013  Publish “Live! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker (Renee Ashley Baker’s book about the Fashion and Beauty Industry. . . .

    IF–IF–I get the “deal” I’m seeking I do WANT the Burger Sotheby’s house on the French Riviera….

SHOUT  OUT  . . . . 

TO  PARIS  FRANCE:

From:  Renee Ashley Baker

        Can  I  get/rent/lease an apartment in Paris for  $3000 per month?   And will I be able to  move in  April 2011?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “meet with”  the Chairmen of  Chanel Corporation when I arrive in Paris France. 

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will live/RESIDE in Paris France (WITHOUT) Gale/Gail.   Gale/Gail  will NOT  be going to France with Renee Ashley Baker and Oprah Winfrey will NOT be going to France with Renee Ashley Baker.

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DON’T  FORGET  TO   ORDER  !

1000 orders ($99 each) if 500 or less ($297 each)

Make WIRE TRANSFER  or  CASHIERS CHECKS   Payable  to my first, middle and last name [E.R.A.]

(I’ll meet with Tiffany & Co and Janis Spindel when I arrive in New York) . . . .

 

CAFE   PRESS…

Oprah Winfrey has “Live Your Best Life”

Renee Ashley Baker has “Live! (In Progress)”

(I , Renee Ashley Baker, will design crocodile  handbags (for Tiffany & Co?) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will launch my perfume line (to be owned by Chanel Corporation in a 30/70 profit share ?) and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will set up my CAFE PRESS MERCHANDISE  STORE  (click link)

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

 

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THE   BACK   STORY 

To Whom It May Concern:

    The “BOSS”  in question was my boss at a company in Orange County California.  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  was on a sales staff  of 20 or so employees and was making what I thought–at that time–was “good”  money (I was making between $700-$1000 per week –which –I spent every weekend at Orange Coast Plaza –in  Cristal Court– and at Fashion Island –in Newport Beach).  The sales manager, Bob, (who was Jewish) was “cool”.    He had once been a “stock broker” who had made/earned  a million dollars.  His  wife (also Jewish) worked there as well and was the “very jealous type”  (but I assuaged any and all fears she may have had because I was funny and she laughed at everything I said).   The entire sales staff went skiing every weekend during ski season at Big Bear.  (They always invited me–Renee–to go with them but I always said “No” because –as I have said on this blog before–I can’t ride the T-lift).   TO BACK TRACK:   About  “the office”  –we were the Motley Crue for the “yuppie set” (as Orange County California always is).  There were two brothers who worked in the office–one looked just like Patrick Swayze — they were trying to start a line of “surfer wear”.   Also in the office was a non-Jewish couple who were “golfers”— they played on different “golf circuits” (and won money!).    The one “celebrity” in the office was a woman, who was maybe 70 years old (but you couldn’t tell it) and she used to babysit for DUSTIN HOFFMAN (Hi Dustin !).   Then there was myself–who–in addition to periodic splurges at the Bally Shoe Store in Cristal Court and supporting  Orange  County’s manicurists —I— was writing.   I was–at that time–working on a screenplay to “star” Tom  Cruise. The story was about a “talent agent” who “falls in love” with his client. . . .

(Note:  I’ve been pregnant three times by three white men  all three men are still living well. . . .) 

 ALL  MOVIE  PRODUCTION  SUSPENDED

NOW….

 re:  Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service 

         DEAR  Janis Spindel:  When I, Renee Ashley Baker,  arrive in  New York I will stop into your office. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “getting married” in the year 2011…. (HE must be 50-70 years of age, Caucasian/Jewish, a millionaire and reside in New York, Canada or Paris France. )

re:  U. S. CONGRESS  (BUY 3 for $299.00)

HOW  TO  ORDER:  “10 Documents”

To  U.S. Congress and To The Worldwide Press/Media

I must have 1000 orders  (at $99 per order) or 500 orders (you must buy 3 for $299.00).

  VISIT:  www.JFKRFKAshley.blogspot.com

 

re:  SOUTH OF  FRANCE

      Renee  Ashley Baker will be “moving” to the South of France. . . .

and  finally. . . .

RE:  DENVER

      Hoorey that Colorado’s Bill Ritter is out of that Governor’s mansion and Hoorey that John Elway is back in the Broncos’ front office where he belongs (I did not and I DO NOT want any of that missing  $70 million dollars !).. . . . 

NO to ALL those Renee Ashley Baker has previously said “NO” to. . . .(I can’t stand Jessica Alba, I can’t stand Christina Aguillera, and I can’t stand Jennifer Lopez etc etc etc)

(Still “NO” to Halle Berry, No to Tyra Banks, No to Whitney Houston,  No to Beyonce Knowles, and No to Janet Jackson).

   Signed,

   The  “fabulous”  Renee Ashley Baker

Celebrities ! plus Christmas Gift Ideas (+ Armor Concepts and Wedding Bells

December 7, 2010

 Don’t Forget….

AT  THE  MOVIES:   “True  Grit”

P L U S

 

ADVERTISE !

The name Renee Ashley Baker produces 7,900,000 -12,000,000 results on the search engine Bing.  (That’s more than Kate Gosselin but less than Paris Hilton whose name produces 68,000,000  results . . . .)

A N D

 Christmas Gift Ideas:   books

1.  CLEOPATRA: A Life by Stacy Schiff

   FOR DAD–RUN FLAT TIRES ?

No–an autobiography  about Keith Richards  !#@! (ha ha LOL)

 2.  Life  by Keith Richards

or. . . .

A Mad Man AD Man Christmas. . . .

3.  Sterling’s Gold: Wit and Wisdom of an Ad Man

A GIFT OF WINE. . . .  

4.  WINESTHATROCK COM

(This website sells “rock”  celebrity named wines like Mendocino made Rolling Stones Forty Licks Merlot, Pink Floyds The Dark Side of the Moon Cabernet Sauvignon, Woodstock Chardonnay, The Police’s Synchronicity.)

 not a wine drinker?  how bout. . . .

  5.  Dan Akroyd’s Crystal Head Vodka

 plus

SHOUT OUT:  “Hi Tom”  (from Renee Ashley Baker)

 and

then 

there’s  7

      “ANDY”

 

 

 

 

 

VIEW  NEW  VIDEO

 (on page one):    http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

 

 

 

 

 

AND

 

NOW

Renee Ashley Baker’s  Schedule:

1.  Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service (Renee Ashley Baker dates men in Colorado and in New York).

2.  New York City: 

 Renee Ashley Baker  will sign with Ford Modeling Agency —for representation as Spokesmodel for:

          (a) Nikon Coolpix

         (b) General Motors

        (c) and Other Companies (previously named).

 3.  Renee Ashley Baker will also sign with a HANDBAG  MANUFACTURER (Tiffany & Co for a crocodile handbag?).

 4.  Renee Ashley Baker  will sign with XM/Sirius for Radio Show (Dr. Laura producer?).

5.  Renee Ashley Baker gets married?  

6.  Renee Ashley Baker moves to France (the French Riviera).

7.   Renee Ashley Baker  launches her  perfume line called  —     “Renee     #9″ .    Renee #9 perfume will HOPEFULLY  be  manufactured by Chanel  (NOT  BY ELIZABETH TAYLOR). 

  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA&feature=related

and  so . . . .

Planning   A   Wedding?

  Would you like your June wedding broadcast ONLINE  to framily and friends?  Here are three companies you’ll want to explore:

1.  LiveInternetWeddings

http://www.barefoothawaiiweddings.com/live-internet-weddings.htm

2.  IDOStream.com

http://idostream.com/

3.  Freedom Calls (for those who are engaged and who are serving in the military).

http://74.6.117.48/search/srpcache?ei=UTF-8&p=freedom+calls+online+weddings&fr=yfp-t-701&u=http://cc.bingj.com/cache.aspx?q=freedom+calls+online+weddings&d=4622364211221894&mkt=en-US&setlang=en-US&w=3861ac7d,32b7063d&icp=1&.intl=us&sig=d3GQ3T0UzcGyi6FcfXhqHw

WEDDING  BELLS FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER. . . .

 

A RECEPTION FOR 400 ?

    I, Renee Ashley Baker, have vowed to ‘take vows’ before the end of 2011. . . .   “I want to get married on a Greek island (maybe Skorpios?) with the wedding reception (for 400 guests) on a yacht docked on the French Riviera (maybe the yacht Christina O ?). . . .I’ll have wedding bells that will ring (and helpers to ring them) I’ll have white doves that will fly (and helpers to release them)–and–Instead of wedding gifts I’d have my 400 guests make donations to my favorite charity (maybe Special Olympics?). . . . Can you hear me Janis Spindel?

NOW 

         CHRISTMAS   GIFT   IDEAS. . . .

                                      That Touch of Mink   (in Pink!)

     by  Nick  Pologeorgis of New York

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and last  (but never least)  . . . .

 NEIMAN MARCUS CHRISTMAS CATALOG 2010

a sailable House !

 

an edible  House! 

and

Renee’s Favorite Charities. . . .

1.  SpecialOlympics.org

2.  MyArchway.org

3.  AnnFrank.com

4.  CharityNavigator.org

5.  CharityWatch.org

6.  Interaction.org

7.  GoldStar.org

8.  Give.org

9.   CShares.org

10.  LaptopGiving.org

11.  Si.edu/plangiv (Smithsonian Institute Legacy Society)

and for the Soldiers:

12.  TreesForTroops.org

13.  Flatdaddies.com

14.  ProjectSanctuary.org

Still “NO” to Warner Bros , No to Universal, No to MCA/Farm, No to Madonna’s Company, and No to all others Renee Ashley Baker has previously said “NO” to. . . .

 

                                        and  for home safety

VIEW  ARMOR CONCEPTS  VIDEO (click link below):

http://www.armorconcepts.com/

HAPPY   SHOPPING! 

Renee’s French Riviera

 

 

Where Renee Ashley Baker will go to design handbags. . . .

Einstein Tuesday then Wednesday (COMPLETED)

May 10, 2010

 

Cupid (Friend To Renee)

“Cupid  Cupid”

 by

Renee Ashley Baker

  Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker

 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 

 (verse)

In comes Tony, Pete,  Paul  and Kyle 

 In to visit, to talk for a while

  There sits Susie,  she’s in every night 

 Terri, Sarah, they can’t get it right 

 There sits Freddy, his sex on the phone 

Who’s  to judge him,  just leave him alone

(chorus)

 Cupid, Cupid

It’s last call again 

 Even though, love’s gone stupid

We all need a friend 

Cupid, Cupid

 It’s last call again 

 Even though, love’s gone stupid

 We all need a friend

 

 

 

I  FOUND  IT !      SO  VIEW  IT !

VIDEO MY SPACE: Cupid Cupid by Renee Ashley Baker

 (plus…listen to Renee Ashley Baker talking — click link below–then download….)

Cupid Cupid (WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SONG?)

 plus….

 

HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE

  Headlines read  “I rapped him!”

Tiger Woods:  Smart or Dumb? 

(My answer?   Smarty , Dummy,  or Bulgy — Tiger Woods has made $500  million dollars) 

LISTEN TO (Read):   “The Tiger Wife Rap”  by Renee Ashley Baker (click link below)

THE TIGER WIFE RAP by Renee Ashley Baker

(My choice to sing my “Tiger Wife Rap”  is Margaret Cho )

plus….

HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE 2

  Headlines read  “I counted — Er–  I   a-counted — him!”.

Mel Gibson: Smart or Dumb? 

 (My answer is smart because Mel Gibson is worth $1  billion dollars and because “Close is a lingerie store without….”)

plus….HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE 3 

 Headlines read  “I sued him!”.   (Susan Boyle is suing her brother because he won’t leave her alone!)

Susan Boyle: Smart or Dumb?

  (My answer is smart because SHE dreamed a dream….)     

plus….

RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  FINANCES 

1.  eHarmony: 350 Men (I’m on eharmony to WED  a ‘smooching partner) 

2.  TV Appearance (on ‘High Society”) 

 3.  Desiger (Renee Ashley Baker will design Samantha Thavasa Handbags and Swarovski Crystal “Pandora’s Jewelry Boxes”.

  4.  Spokes Model with Ford Modeling Agency (possible 21 companies including General Motors, AT&T, IBM ). 

5.    Novelist  (“7 COLORS” by Renee Ashley Baker). 

  6.   Motion Picture Producer for 20th Century Fox, Paramount, Disney, The Weinstein Company  (for motion picture productions of “S.O.L.” and “7 COLORS”). 

 7.  New Yorker &  Monocan  (Renee Ashley Baker will reside in New York and in Monaco Monte Carlo)

 RENEE ASHLEY BAKER: Smart or Dumb? 

My answer:  Smart

now…How  Smart  Are  You?  

Take the “Dumb Test” to see how dumb or smart ou may be:  Visit:  www.QuizRocket.com/dumb-test       

plus….

Joan Rivers “Can We Talk –About How They Got To Be Millionaires ?”….

 

Watch Joan Rivers new TV show “How’d You Get So Rich?” 

 (on TV Land–check your local listings for day and time)

plus….

SHOUT  OUT  TO:  Samantha  Thavasa 

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, would love to design a collection of handbags for Samantha Thavasa….

plus….

SHOUT OUT TO CORY VOORHIS

(If you want to “SELL”  your story—you can reach me through Bill Taylor he knows where to write to me). 

SHOUT OUT  2:   TO WARBLING CHRISSY & COPIER JOANNE  (STOP copying!  And stop reading this website.  This website is only for THE TALENTED!)

STOUT OUT 3:  LAWSUIT (click link below) 

http://www.lawweekonline.com/2010/05/denver-oks-65000-in-settlements-for-two-lawsuits/

SHOUT OUT 4:  To Bloggers on the Blogasphere 

(LINK  TO  THIS  BLOG PAGE!)

 plus….

Still “NO”

NO to Gwen Stefani

(Gwen Stefani will not get any song written by Renee Ashley Baker) 

2.  No to John Elway

3.  No to John Caldera (I’ll talk to  Mr. Limbaugh, Mr. Geddy and Serius/XM)

4.  No to Kellie  and No to the dark haired Italian one.  I have no reason to talk with either of these two newspeople–I do not need an appointment with either of you.  (2theDeuce Denver)

5.  No to Melanie Griffith

6.  No to George Clooney

7. No to Warner Bros, No to Universal and NO to all others Renee Ashley Baker has peviously said “NO” to.

 

FARRAH FAWCETT BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

June 24, 2009

  Farrah Fawcett Poster

 “From Farrah Fawcett For Redmond (and vice versa)”*

                                                       by

                                    Renee Ashley Baker

        I never, never missed an episode of  “Charlie’s Angels” (those ‘angelic badasses’ who worked for the “invisible” controller Charlie ) ….

       I, like everybody else, was first introduced to Farrah Fawcett as the “Break Girl” whose flowing blonde hair sold bottles and bottles of flowing blonde colored shampoo….Next — Farrah Fawcett burst through to “pop iconery” with her “swimsuit poster” that occupied millions of walls and brought in millions of dollars (see above). Then–From Breck Girl to Charlie’s Girl (I mean, Charlie’s “angel”) Farrah then went to Broadway  and into “Extremities” and she came back again this time into “social iconery” in “The Burning Bed”….She even played a “social-lite icon”  (Barbara Hutton) in “Poor Little Rich Girl: The Barbara Hutton Story”.

       Farrah Fawcett, was also a “style icon” whose “lion-ness mane” was worn –in the 80’s –by every  female (including Renee Ashley Baker–see  “Mermaid” photo)….. 

        Farrah Fawcett, was also a “fashion icon” and my favorite Farrah Fawcett outfit was the “ballet tutu” topped with a “denim jeans jacket”).

        And….finally, Farrah Fawcett, became (to me) the “coolest female action icon” when she returned, triumphantly,  to “Charlie’s Angels” and performed the “coolest action scene” in tv (or for that matter motion picture) history….

               CAMERA ON FARRAH FAWCETT:

       1000  “STORIES”  HIGH  ON  A  ROOFTOP LEDGE  —DAY

       We See, dressed in ALL WHITE , the amazing and dazzling Farrah as she engages in battle.  In  Zen-like hand to hand combat Farrrah karate kicks and karate chops her former lover while moving–cat like– on a space no wider than a balance beam.  Yet– the fabulous Farrah BALANCES!…(You see,  Farrah has been pretending to have left the “Angels” for her “devilishly handsome” beau but was, alas, all the time working undercover–DEEP COVER — for Charlie)….

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside:   “We all know there is no such thing as a “blonde Egyptian”…wink!”).

YOUR  FANS  LOVE  YOU  FARRAH !    

Princess

+ 

gold faucet

=

Purple Rose

 25 Things About Renee Ashley Baker :

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am still with Disney Motion Picture Distribution/ABC TV (for $56 million dollars).  NO Book.

        Farrah Fawcett starring in Charlies AngelsFarrah Fawceett starring in The Burning BedFarrah Fawcett starring in Extremities

 Farrah Fawcett starring in Poor Little Rich Girl The Barbara Hutton Story

 From Farrah For Redmond (and vice versa):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WR5_oiayAew

Robert F. Kennedy: How To Fight

March 26, 2009

 

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, am with the “Fighting Irish”. 

 

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History Monday: Renee’s Prince Charming 2

March 24, 2008

           Prince Harry 1

           Prince Harry 2 

        The  Prince is back in the nest!  No more MRE !  (“MRE is military jargon for meals-ready-to-eat”)…. The young Prince completed pilot training  in a Royal Air Force Prop Plane….He bravely did a brief  “tour of duty”….Is a “royal wedding” next? ….Like his father– the young Prince will wear the Royal “kilt”  when he finally does marry….

  (“Renee’s aside: Such a “Braveheart” this young Prince….Right Davey?”)….

                                            Prince Harry and Chelsea