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MEN AND ARCHITECTURE: MAKING THE WORLD…A FASCINATING PLACE….TO LOOK AT… (and View My Video “The Heist”….Below)

April 7, 2014

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Moscow School of Management by Adjaye 2

David Adjaye award winning architect

(David Adjaye of Adjaye Associates architectural designer of the Moscow School of Management, above and below)

Moscow School of Managment by Adjaye Associates

and…

Lord Foster 1

Lord Foster 2

30 St. Mary Axe Tower

(above, 30 St. Mary Axe Tower in London designed by architects Foster & Partners. Lord Foster above)

and USIBC

(US INDIA Business Council a U.S. India Partnership)

Taj Mahal India

modern architecture India

and….also

BEAUTIFUL AND FAMOUS HOME DESIGN

Annette Theisen Florida home

Socialite Annette Theisen

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(above, Home of Black Socialite Annette Theisen. Award Winning architecture by Guy Peterson with pools, palms and walls of LIGHT).

AND….

also Florida…..(ARMOUR 1919)

Louwana by Addison Mizner

LOUWANA: Designed by architect Addison Mizner, Louwana, is considered the last of Palm Beach’s great houses with it’s Mohogany French doors, a curving exterior staircase and octagonal blue tile floors. Louwana was named for department store heiress Marie Louise Wanamaker by her husband, Armour meat packing scion Gurnee Munn.

“The Highlands” (1907)

Arthur Erickson for Virginia and Bagley Wright

Designed by architect Arthur Erickson for arts patrons Virginia and Bagley Wright with concrete walls, wide buttresses and vaulted skylights. The Highlands (of Seattle) was developed by the Olmstead Brothers in 1907, the Highlands has been home to its share of CEO’s—not to mention a former CIA Director.

AND WHAT ABOUT?

RENOVATION

New York Park Avenue Armory renovation

NEW YORK PARK AVENUE ARMORY (photo 2011 by James Ewing)

KITCHEN DESIGN

CITY CHIC

Clive Christian Kitchens

OR

RUSTIC REFINED (FROM NANTUCKET TO AUVERGNE, FRANCE )

Country kitchen in Auvergne France

Country kitchen in Nantucket

and……

The “MOD POD”

MoMA Modern Playhouse

Instead of a traditional dollhouse, inspire your aspiring architect or designer-in-the-making with the MoMA Modern Play House. The set comes with six modular nesting boxes, mix and match furniture pieces and removable vinyl patterns and textures. It’s the ultimate modern-day playhouse that’ll give kids a way to make a room of their own ($20. chroniclebooks com)

Neil Tyson

and….

JUST FOR FUN (HOW SMART ARE YOU ?)

Brain Quiz 1: Nebulae are found where?
(a) A Test Tube
(b) A River
(c) The Galaxies

Brain Quiz 2: Remember The ______(?)

Phoebe Snow

RHEA

Atlas

Prometheus

Brain Quiz 3: The Yum Yum Tree Restaurant is where Renee Ashley Baker went (with a MALE date) for her “Junior Prom” at George Washington High School (the rich Jewish high school on Monaco Parkway in Denver). Question: “The Yum Yum Tree” is also the name of a ______(?)

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(I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate Pelligrino, but I love PERRIER !)

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SHOUT OUT TO MY WAY DANCE CENTRE:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, think you’re fabulous! AWSOME! (I, Renee Ashley Baker, danced “en pointe” at age 9. My Mother–the Beautiful Mrs A–paid for my ballet lessons beginning at my age of 7 years old in St. Louis Missouri). I’d like to see you dance to something from the “IN ATLANTA MIX TAPE/FEBRUARY” (“GRAMATIK–OBVIOUS/SHAKE YOUR ASS TO THIS”)….P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to hire some of the “sexy handsome men” of the My Way Dance Centre to dance with me, Renee Ashley Baker, in Paris France. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will contact the My Way Dance Centre about this “job” once I get to Paris France. NOW…BELOW…MY NEW VIDEO…..I like to bring “LIFE” to “inanimate objects”….so check this out….

Video Camera

A CHEATING BOYFRIEND GETS THE RIDE OF HIS LIFE!

“tHe HEisT” by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2014 by Renee Ashley Baker
All Rights Reserved

FADE IN: EXT EARLY MORNING A BIG CITY (On The East Coast)

The “MARK” always made that turn at the same time each morning at 7 a.m. It was a BIG SLOW TURN and “C” was ready. “C” who had done this many times got into position and just as the “TRUCK” rounded its turn “C” bump, and dropped. The “Truck Driver” SLAMBED ON BREAKS, threw open his door and hopped out to see if “C” was “injured”. As the Truck Driver leaned over “C”…. (WHAM!) “C” clocked him (WHAM!) “C” had layed him, the Truck Driver, out cold. “A” (C’s partner for three years)hopped into the Truck Driver’s door, started the engine and SHE took off. (Leaving “C” to run and jump on the back). As “A” drives her “loot” (Mercedes Benz) to its “destination” WE HEAR over the action the song “ELEVATE” (From the “In Atlanta” MixTape/February).

“A” is to be “portrayed” by Renee Ashley Baker

iN aTLAnTA

DOWNLOAD! DOWNLOAD! DOWNLOAD!
DOWNLOAD THE NEW “IN ATLANTA MIXTAPE/MARCH” (click link below)
https://www.facebook.com/inatlanta

Dance Centre My Way

VISIT MY WAY DANCE CENTRE…..(click link below)

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THANK YOU MOMMY FOR MY BALLET LESSONS!

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“Perils of Showbusiness” by Renee Ashley Baker (Why I Say No!)…#Entertainment News…#Celebrity News…#Hot Topics

December 2, 2013

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(OPEN LETTER TO THE PUBLIC)

I thought I’d let the public know what type of crooked SH_T is going on here in Denver Colorado….

1. It appears there is something called “Middle Management”. I gather “middle” refers to geographical location? (Such as “middle of the country” between LA and New York). Or “Middle Management” possibly refers to being without a “talent agent” or without a “talent manager” (say for instance an “act” not yet signed to a major record label but “showing promise”). Or “Middle Management” is something with The Crips that “targets talent” trying to “break into showbusiness”…..

2. What these “Middle Managers” do is “steer” (this “steering” is done via COERCION, THREAT, DURESS AND INTIMIDATION).

3. Who signs Crip Stars? It appears that these “not-in-showbusiness criminals” (aka “Middle Managers”) tell “TARGETED TALENT” who they MUST “do business with”. For some reason Denver’s “Middle Managers” steer their “targeted talent” to three companies and they are: Universal/MCA, Warner Bros/Interscope, and ICM. (I believe these Denver Criminals are trying to make “DreamWorks SKG” their 4th company. YES DREAMWORKS !). What I believe is going on is that the “rap music industry” has gone bust–broke–and is not NOT making money. I believe “Interscope” is broke and can’t “drain itself” anymore. So–the Criminals (at least those “stalking” around Denver) have figured its time for them to follow Interscope founder (Dave Geffen) over to DreamWorks where they can start “draining” there too. (I won’t do this to DreamWorks). These Denver “Criminals” are trying to beauregard over Steven Spielberg and Jeff Katzenberg. How? In Denver these “criminals” are walking arund saying “Geffen” is going to pay. WHY? I have not asked Geffen to pay me. (Besides nobody in the “industry” calls him “Geffen”. They say either “Dave Geffen” or “David”. I, for one, refuse to help Denver criminals (Denver “Middle Management”) syphon money out of DreamWorks. I’ve been trying to tell this for five years but no one would listen!.
BACKSTORY
On “Geffen” (aka Dave Geffen aka Dave aka David). I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been going to Los Angeles since I was 17 and 1/2 years old. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, never slack as I was a frequenter at the HardRock Café in Beverly Hills and at the downtown “weekend club” (a disco) that Princess Stephanie and her then boyfriend used to own. It was a “club” frequented by rich handsome white guys in Lotus sports cars)…Anyway…this–is what I know about “Dave Geffen”. I know that Dave Geffen’s career began–literally–in the “mailroom”. (Dave Gefen was one of the William Morris “mailroom” showbusiness geniuses). Dave Geffen soon moved himself into a “job” at Warner Bros becoming a “big whig” (an “impressario”) so important to “music” that Warner Bros gave Dave his own label aka “Geffen Records”. (BackStory on the BackStory: Dave–not gay in those days–was cohabiting with Cher. Dave was trying to get Cher out of her “$1 a year contract” with Sonny. Cher became the first “act” signed to the new Geffen Records. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, still “can’t stand” Cher). Anyway….once again things went so “great for Dave” –the Golden Boy of the “music industry” — that soon once again Warner Bros was offering to “buy out” Dave Geffen (and I do recall and will never forget that number “$700 Million Dollars”). Dave Geffen accepted the offer and for a while was dating every “starlet”. (I recall his being linked to the fashion heiress, model and actress Marissa Berenson. Whom, I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to become for the owners of Chanel)…Anyway…somehow Dave started a new company (which puzzled everybody because it was said that he had signed a “non-compete clause” with Warner Bros Records); the new company was called “Interscope”. Dave held onto his often printed title “Music Impresario” for years then THAT offer came to join two other “Golden Boys” in a new company….(BackStory #3: Dave Geffen sold his company “Interscope” to three people: Two music execs and the CAPO they had “dangling” around their necks)…..Crooked Denver is trying to “hand me” the same bullsh_T. Dumb Denver, Denver’s Mentally ill, the Shantytown Poor of Englewood, Little Crip Sambo, and the “half-a-Capos with Soapy Smith” are ALL trying to tell ME who I must “do business with”; and…they keep saying the name “Geffen”. WHY? I am not even in music. I am not NOT a musician. (Meaning that I am not a singer and I don’t play any musical instruments). So…WHY are Denver Criminals saying “Geffen will pay” ? Are these Denver Criminals looking for a “front” a “shill” to hand out money? Well I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not “hand out money” and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not NOT set up any “movie payrolls” nor “record cd deals” at Universal/MCA, nor at Warner Bros/Interscope, nor with ICM nor with those I’ve previously said NO to. (Any deal that I may, MAY have had with “DreamWorks SKG” would have been offered to ME personally by Steven Spielberg or Jeffrey Katzenberg…not by Denver’s “Middle Management Criminals”. So, because of this “MESS” any and all deals with “DreamWorks SKG” ARE NOW GONE. GONE! As I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT lead Denver’s “Crud and Criminals” (aka Denver’s Middle Management) over to “Dreamworks’ coffers”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not allow those in Denver insulting me and insulting my Mother to “have/own/use” Renee Ashley Baker to make “showbusiness money”…..I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT let “Gang Bangers” nor “CAPOS” into the door to DRAIN “DreamWorks”).
P.S. If I, Renee Ashley Baker, am able, I, Renee Ashley Baker, may MAY sign an “exclusive” 7 Year Deal with Disney/ABC for a “game show” that I created which is to be owned by CP Irrevocable Trust. Disney/ABC would get “Network Broadcast Rights” and “Worldwide Syndication Rights” and I, Renee Ashley Baker would get from Disney/ABC $30 Million Dollars a year for 5 years….

***I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING AN “OUT OF COURT SETTLEMENT”….AND…I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO NEW YORK.

P.S.P.S. By the way if its NO to DreamWorks then its no to Warner Bros/Interscope, No to Universal/MCA, No to Peter Guber, No to Pam Greer, No to NBC TV network, No to CBS TV network, No to Mitt Romney, No to Adelson, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Gail King, No to John Elway, No to an IPO and…ALSO…No to Nicholas Cage, No to Sylvester Stallone, No to Robert DeNiro, No to George Clooney, No to Brad Cooper, No to Danny DeVito, No to Madonna, No to Lady GaGa, No to Charlize Theron, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Diane Lane, No to Pam Anderson, No to Carrie Underwood, No to Miley Cyrus, No to Katy Perry, No to Janet Jackson, No to Yolanda Adams, No to Jill Scott, No to Nicki Manaj, No to Rihanna, No to Snoop Dogg, No to Dr. Dre and No to Eminem, (Okay?)…. No to Jennifer Lopez, No to Lil Kim, No to Mary Blige, No to Beyoncé, No to Jay-Z, No to Sean Puffy Combs, No to The Bellagio Hotel, No to The Venitian Hotel, No to California, No to Football and No to all others who I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to.

Harvey Edwards “Ballet” Icon (plus….No to Miami: Dance Contest Closed To Miami) but…. YES TO NEW YORK AND PARIS FRANCE…..

September 23, 2013

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BELOW…..AND….BELOW….

Tiffany & Co diamond and gold “Atlas” earrings……

(“POUR MOIS ?”….)

Tiffany and Co Diamond and Gold Atlas Earrings

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(above, New York Presidential Suite at The Mandarin Oriental Hotel……)

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WHY—AM I SAYING “NO” ?

DENVER IS THE REASON….

COWTOWN Denver has long been known as a "Meth Distribution Hub" and as a "seedy little cowtown" ; a Cowtown that has never been about anything but "prostitutes" (since the "old west aka “silver mining days” of the 1800’s"). SO–I couldn't believe that this "Cowtown Called Denver" was actually trying to "run the film business"….SO…I THREW IT ALL IN THE TRASH CAN……

P.S. No to Republicans (Renee Ashley Baker will be a Democrat)….

No to Skinnygirl Cocktails

No to John Elway (He should be made to “pay that money back”)…..No to Latifah, No to Wendy Williams, No to Tyra Banks, No to Jill Scott, No to Lil Kim, No to Beyoncé, No to Oprah, No to Gail King, No to Gail Hurd, No to JAY-z, No to Sean Puffy Combs, No to Dr. Dre, No to Eminem, No to Snoop Dogg, No to Charlize, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Madonna, No to Lady GaGa, No to Melanie Griffith, No to Robert DeNiro, No to George Clooney, No to Sylvester Stallane, No to Matt Damon, No to Ben Affleck (I can't stand Ben Affleck), No to Peter Guber's company, No to Dennis Quaid’s TV Show, No to Warner Bros/Inerscope, No to Unviersal/MCA, No to Book Publishers, No to Miami (It’s A third world toilet), No to Broadway, and NO TO ALL OTHER'S THAT I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE PREVIOUSLY SAID "NO" TO….

(Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to The Hamptons….)

NEWS SHOW PROPOSAL…..Renee Ashley Baker’s fee is $1 Million Dollars Per Week for 26 Weeks….plus Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, First Lady Michelle Obama and more….)

June 26, 2013

Ship-in-a-Bottle

President John F Kennedy in the navy

“SANG THE MUSES”
by Renee Ashley Baker

Lyrics and Melody by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker

Lovely Cinderella lost her shoe at the Ball
Ship found in the Bottle, popped the cork, the sails grew Tall
Let Her stand with Nemo he’ll take Her hand upon the Sea
Strait up from the Bottom, they’ll see JACK cause he’ll be ME

(CHORUS)
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the music, Sang the music
Sang the music, Sang the music
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*This song is to be sung with a heavy Irish brogue…..

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, began this song two years ago. It is still not finished, however, I’ve decided to post this one “verse” for the 4th of July. HOPE YOU LIKE IT !)

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click on photo of Renee Ashley Baker below to view new website….

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SHOUT OUT

Shout Out To Hughes Direct TV, ABC TV, New York Times, and Fox News/News Corp:

Once my “lawsuit has settled” and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available”….I, Renee Ashley Baker would like to do a “News Show”. My “news show” would air weekly (on TV) and be 1 hour long. I’d do 26 shows. The “Broadcaster” (the TV NETWORK) would own the shows. I’d want a 26-52 show contract. What is Renee Ashley Baker’s asking fee? Renee Ashley Baker’s fee will be $1 million per week (or $26 Million Dollars). And…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be granted: Approval of Guest Stars, Wardrobe Approval of Guest Stars, Weekly Script Approval, Director Approval, Producer Approval, and Location Approval (the location to be my house in The Hamptons). And—no to a “pilot” as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not do a pilot….my Ustream TV show will be my “audition tape” if an audition is needed. And…I do not, NOT want to do a “radio show” so no–NO–to Mel Karmazin. NO TO MEL KARMAZIN….

and….

also for Renee Ashley Baker

THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT….

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womans white bathroom

If–If–I, Renee Ashley Baker, were to “build a house” I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “build it in France”. It (the house) will probably cost around $4.5 million dollars. I will put two bathrooms inside my “master bedroom”. One bathroom for HIM and the other bathroom for HER (see photos above of Renee Ashley Baker’s in white and “HIS” in blue).

now…

finally….

MISTAKES I’VE MADE

(aka “Renee Ashley Baker’s Biggest Mistakes….”)

#1 SARAH PALIN…

Sarah “plain” but not tall …Sarah Palin is little bitty and small….(PALIN IS AN ANAGRAM FOR “PLAIN”)

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Sarah Palin is just a “4-eyed-poli-sci-nerd”. Sarah Palin is still just an “unqualified” “inadequate” “DOG” who is vastly “inferior” to a Harvard/Columbia educated man like President Barack Obama. (Remember how Sarah Palin didn’t even have, in her closet, a wardrobe appropriate for an “IMPORTANT WOMAN”? The Republican Party had to “rush” Sarah Palin to “fancy stores” and buy her “something to wear” !)

#2 MICHELLE BACHMANN

MICHELLE BACHMANN (BACHMAN’S ANAGRAM IS “C BAN HAM” ?)

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Michelle Bachmann is a “stupid jackass”. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG MICHELLE?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, want the public to know that it was Me and my sister(the beautiful Miss M) who picked the “other” Michelle for the “WH”…. (the other Michelle being Michelle Obama….)

#3 MELANIE GRIFFITH

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Melanie Griffith and Tippi Hedren are both “CRAP”. Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas will not, NOT be having anything to do with Renee Ashley Baker’s “Hampton’s house purchase”. (In other words they will not be “purchasing” Renee Ashley Baker’s Hampton’s house). And…when I, Renee Ashley Baker, do get the $26 million I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT “pay Melanie and Antonio”. Melanie, Antonio, and Tippi all need to “set up a meth lab” and stop the “criminals of Denver and criminals of Englewood” from “extorting/coercing” money for the three of them! ! !

#4 VAN DIESEL

Nobody in Colorado had better mention the name Van Diesel to me again or I’m going to The Feds (the ones in New York).

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Vin Diesel is a “punk ass”….Also still “no” to Nicholas Cage, no to B-actor Ben Affleck, “no” to B-actor Mathew Mccaughnahay.

THE NEW OLD BOY “FRAT HOUSE”….

#5 JACK WELCH

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Like I said–Jack Welch will not, not be “running–nor financing– a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#6 DONALD TRUMP

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“The Donald” (aka “But He Don’t Got No Birth Certificate !”)

There is more wrong here than just the “toupee”. Donald Trump will also not, “NOT be running–nor financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#7 ROBERT DeNIRO

Denver/Englewood will “stop” STOP trying to “do business with Robert DeNiro” via Renee Ashley Baker.

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Why is it always the “same three” that “crooks” try to run a “sideways fraud” with ? It is always: Robert DeNiro, Sylvester Stallone or George Clooney. (So, no to Robert DeNiro, no to Sylvester Stallone, and no to George Clooney).

#8 MITT ROMNEY

MITT ROMNEY (aka “That Old Black Magic Underwear”)

Mitt Romney needs to keep his underwear on and his “mouth shut”…

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Mitt Romney will also not, NOT be running–financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker. These “broke conservatives” are not, NOT going to be “getting a movie studio via Renee Ashley Baker”. For one reason my sister (the beautiful Miss M) can’t stand “conservatives”. And…the other reason is because–I, Renee Ashley Baker, do not, NOT want to be “Denesh DeSouza” and make only $25 million dollar “conservative movie goer box offices”.

No to Hugh Hewitt (and no to Mrs. Hewitt aka “Go Fetch”); no to Rush Limbaugh, no to Glenn Beck, no to Sean Hannity, and still “NO” to Rick Santorum. Also “NO” to Marco Rubio and “NO” to Rudy Giuliani. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, am for Hilary Clinton for President in 2016….)

SO…..

TO MY FRIENDS PLUS NO TO JACK WELCH…..(Mother’s Day 2013—“Happy Mother’s Day”—To my Mother — By Renee Ashley Baker)

May 4, 2013

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DEAR FRIENDS:

re: A BRIDGE LOAN (ON REAL ESTATE)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, “may” need a $1 Million Dollar “real estate loan” for 3-5 years (until my lawsuit is settled).

TERMS: A 3-5 year “promissory note”.

COLLATERAL: Real Estate
(The “collateral” is residential real estate property that is valued at $1 million dollars). I will “sign” the “promissory note” (for $1 million dollars) in 30 days. (I’ll have a “real estate closing” in 30 days in New York and the $1 million dollars will be used to purchase the residentential property.)
No books–No song lyrics. Neither books nor song lyrics will be given as “collateral” for this million dollar loan. . . .
P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT be doing any business with Jack Welch. (I said “Wertheimer” NOT Jack Welch). Jack Welch will not, NOT be financing anything for Renee Ashley Baker. Jack Welch will not be financing Renee Ashley Baker’s companies. Jack Welch will not be financing Renee Ashley Baker’s real estate purchases. And…still “NO” to Oprah Winfrey. No to John Elway, No to the “the Phipps family”. No to Eminem, No to Dr. Dre. No to Jill Scott. No to Madonna, No to Beyonce, No to Jay-Z, No to Sean Puffy Combs, No to Simon & Schuster, No to California, No to Geffen, No to Dreamworks, No to NBC, No to ABC, No to CBS, NO to Christie Brinkley. No to Gail King, No to Pam Grier, No to Charlize Theron, No to Melanie Griffith, No to Kim Basinger, NO to Meryl Streep. No to Lady Gaga. No to Universal/MCA and No to Warner Bros/Interscope. NO TO MITT ROMNEY. NO TO DONALD TRUMP. NO TO ALL OTHERS I’VE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO. AND NO TO CHRISTINA AGUILLERA.

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“IN DEFENSE OF PRESIDENT OBAMA”

by

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

The Buck Stops Where ?

President Obama in Oval Office

I, Renee Ashley Baker, have grown “fond” of President Obama (the 56th Inaugurated President of the United States). And not just because some Chick-fil-a driver sat parked out in front of this public library and told me in a nasty, curt, tone of voice, that I’d better start liking Chick-fil-a…. (“TAKE THAT CHICKEN CRAP BACK OKAY”)…. This pre- Mother’s Day post is about those “P-Whipped” you-know-whats who did not DIS-OBEY ORDERS and “hop in their F-18’s” and “give aid”….. I ask: What Were We Doing In Benghazi In The First Place? (SomeBody made a joke and said that Ambassador Stevens went back to the Benghazi Consulate on September 10th to “get some gold bars”….)

Seriously though….I believe these “cockamamie” hearings are just another attempt to “harass” President Obama and thwart Hilary Clinton’s bid for President in 2016.

THE PLAYERS….

PRESIDENT OBAMA (COMMANDER IN CHIEF)

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What? Did I hear President Obama say, “Do Whatever Is Necessary….By Whatever Means Necessary”? (President Obama said this upon his getting “news” of the Benghazi “situation”).

Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta (The Pentagon)

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What was Secretary of Defense Leon doing? What was “HE” doing all that time prior to and during the “Benghazi attacks”? Was he just “sitting” in the Sit Room (Situation Room) aka MC (Mission Control) ?

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (aka “Hillary”)

US secretary of state, Hillary Clinton

Hillary already “fell on her sword” and took full “credit” for “Benghazi”….SO–what are these goddamn stupid hearings about? (Maybe they should be about why we were in Benghazi in the first place….)

General Patraeus (Director of the CIA)

CIA Director Patraeus

Why was there no “intel” about the “Benghazi attack” ? Why was there no “Jack Bauer” phoning in, on his trusted cell phone, ( to the SEC DEF) the “details” about what was planned to “go down” in Benghazi ?

JUST WHAT REALLY WAS GOING ON IN BENGHAZI ?

(aka THE AFTERMATH)

Benghazi Consulate Before

Benghazi Consulate before

There was absolutely “no security” around the Benghazi consulate. Why? What REALLY was going on there? Up to “no good” I suspect. I suspect that there was something “no good” (aka “ILLEGAL”) going on at the CIA Annex and that whatever was going on in there was the reason for the RETALIATION at the Benghazi Consulate. (It has been said that the CIA Annex was being used to “hold–detain–and TORTURE suspected terrorists”. If so–then– I guess we got what we deserved).

Map of Benghazi

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Benghazi Consulate After…..

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Benghazi Consulate Being Investigated

Benghazi Consulate being investigated

WHY?

WHY DID AMBASSADOR STEVENS RETURN TO WHAT EVEN “HE” DESCRIBED AS AN “ANTICIPATED INCENDIARY HOTBED”….

U S Ambassador Chris Stevens

Why didn’t Ambassador Stevens bring, with him, on September 10, 2012, TRANSPORT to EVACUATE the three remaining “staff” at the Benghazi Consulate?…..

anyway……

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, will be moving to Paris France…
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and also this week let us not forget “Mummy”…. (On Mother’s Day)

F L O W E R S

Pro Flowers Mothers Day Flowers with Purple Vase

Or….a gift for Mommy (diamonds…. from Tiffany & Co)
Mothers Day 1920s by Tiffany & Co

“Happy Mother’s Day” to my one and ‘only’ Mother
(Portrait Of A Lady)
–Signed Renee Ashley Baker

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(above Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother–The Beautiful Mrs A– wearing REAL diamond pendant and 24 kt gold rings….Click photo above to view “The Erma Foundation”…..)

ABOUT MY MOTHER:

1. My Mother Erma/Irma made me French toast for breakfast when I was a little girl (in St. Louis Missouri).

2. My Mother Erma/Irma was a “ballet mother” who paid for my “ballet lessons” (starting at age 7 and I danced “en pointe” at the age of 9).

3. My Mother Erma/Irma used to let the neighborhood children come to her house–to her 4 bedroom mini-mansion to watch “color tv”. My Mother’s mini-mansion had been brought over piece from Paris France to St. Louis Missouri by a Jewish millionaire. (My Mother Erma/Irma had the only “color tv” on the block at that time back in the early 1960’s).

4. My Mother Erma/Irma never, never drank alcohol, she never smoked cigerettes, she never told lies and she didn’t steal. (In fact, Mother would always repeat that old adage “If you lie you’ll steal and if you steal you’ll tell a lie”…)

5. My Mother Erma/Irma was an Army wife and an Air Force Mother. (Mother was also an “Eastern Star”).

6. My Mother didn’t like Italians. (I guess this is why I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t “care for” Italian Men).

7. My Mother Erma/Irma had beautiful gardens. In St. Louis, strangers would stop their cars, come and knock on our door, and ask my Mother Erma/Irma how she got her “rose bushes” to grow so beautifully. (Mother’s fur storer–Mr. Lloyd of Marks Lloyd furs in Cherry Creek–would also comment on my Mother’s beautiful “pink rose bushes”. (My Mother’s “crocodile heels” and “mink strollers” were coveted by me and hopefully I’ve captured some of my Mother’s things –in photographs–and in elegance and in mystery — on my FLICKR page.

8. My Mother Erma/Irma was a “life long Democrat”. (Which is why I, Renee Ashley BAker, will once again become a “registered Democrat”).

9. My Mother’s Foundation (The Erma/Irma Foundation) will be headquartered on the “upper east side” of New York City. And my Mother’s “Erma French Perfume and Design” will be headquartered in Paris France.

Mothers Christofle Tea Service

My Mother Erma/Irma’s Sterling Silver Tea Service (like I said–I, Renee Ashley Baker, used to polish my Mother Erma/Irma’s Silver….)

Mahalia Jackson Sings

Mahlia Jackson (My Mother Erma/Irma’s Favorite Singer) Click Photo Above To Listen….

Mahalia Jackson The Best Of

“The Best Of Mahlia Jackson”….Click Photo Above To View Video…..

NOW….FOR FAMILY FUN …..

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Photo Printer (from 1963 – 2013)….

Polaroid GL 10 mobile printer

Poloroid GL 10 — poloroid com
(A Mobile Printer for “Family Reunions” “Parties” “Etc”

NEW OFFICIAL WEBSITE ! (Erma French Perfume and Design, Lady Allegro and Renee Ashley Baker)

February 11, 2013

To View My New “Wix” Website Click Photo of Lady Allegro/Renee Ashley Baker Below:

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Renee Ashley Bakers Mother 1925-1985

CoCo Chanel

Thank you Mummy for my “ballet lessons”…..Thank you Mme Chanel for my “perfume line”….

Still “NO” to Beyonce, NO to Oprah, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to Madonna, NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, NO to Charlize Theron, NO to Warner Bros, NO to Universal, NO to the television Networks (NO to ABC, No to CBS, NO to NBC) NO to California, NO to Simon and Schuster…NO to Meryl Streep.

Hi Tom Cruise–View My Video

December 25, 2012

Hi TOM CRUSE….CLICK ON VIDEO CAM TO VIEW MY “TALENT” VIDEO….

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, WILL BE (hopefully) residing in Washington DC (2013); working for FB/Mark Zuckerberg (2013 or 2014); working for The Wertheimers and Erma French Perfume and Design in Paris France (2014). and…..I, Renee Ashley Baker, am trying to sell my “song catalog” for “Broadway Shows” to (Barbra or Sir Richard Branson or ?); and of course I will be “continuously” LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND….(using Janis Spindel the serious matchmaker).

(NOW READ DOWN FOR “56 STEPS” SUNG BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….)
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Renee  and Hubby On A Wedding Cake

Renee Ashley Baker’s New Year’s Resolution?

TO FIND A MILLIONAIRE/BILLIONAIRE HUSBAND…

(help me out Janis Spindel)

….Now Listen to “56 Steps” Below

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TO LISTEN TO “56 STEPS” SUNG AND WRITTEN BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (click on sculpture below)….

56 Steps

TO LISTEN TO “CHAMPAGNE” SUNG BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (click on Moet Champagne below)….

Moet champagene for the holidays

TreeSound Grammy Award Nominated Engineer and Composer Miguel at pianophoto

(At TreeSound Recording Studios in Atlanta– Renee Ashley Baker’s relative Miguel on piano. Miguel is a Grammy Award Nominated Sound Engineer who was nominated in 2008 for sound engineering the Lil Wayne album “Tha Carter III”. Miguel is also a Singer, Composer, and a Musician (who plays piano, drums and guitar)….Whew!

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(At TreeSound Studios the beauty of “Sound Art”….)

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(At TreeSound Studios the “soundboard” used by Renee Ashley Baker’s relative Miguel–the Grammy Nominee)

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(At TreeSound Studios the “studio” used by the Fabulous Whitney Houston to record her last album “I Look To You” )

TreeSound Shaft Posterphoto

(At TreeSound Studios an autographed poster of “Shaft” by the star Richard Roundtree)…

and….

THE GOOD/BAD NEWS?

Renee Ashley Baker has plans to “move to France” , to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design”, to get married to a handsome millionaire or billionaire, and sit on lots and lots of yachts (in the French Riviera)…..No to “The PHIPPS” of D-list Denver, No to “The Cowtown Denver Broncos”…Denver is still the “cowtown” I despise for becoming “Hillbillies” trying to “wrestle me for what’s mine”…..

now continued on to Renee below…..

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What does Renee Ashley Baker want for Christmas?

1. Peace on Earth (Goodwill towards ALL men)….
2. and I want my “Readers and Facebook Friends” to view my latest music demo “The Getaway” (click on Renee above to LISTEN )….

Tina Turner Greatest Hits

PLUS….

Did I tell my “Readers and Facebook Friends” that the day I, Renee Ashley Baker, was born at Barnes Hospital in St. Louis Missouri–that there was a “soon to be LEGENDARY” singer who helped my Mother (the beautiful Mrs. A) and my Father (Mr. Ashley) bring me home (at one day old?)….Yes that singer was the one and only TINA TURNER….(click on photo of Tina above to view her terrific video…)

FIRST DESIGN? First White–view Renee’s first design below (plus “History Makers” and About Proctor & Gamble and Erma French Perfume & Design)

June 29, 2012

Chateau Blanc by Renee Ashley Baker (for the “modern art” crowd ?)

The pattern–above– is Renee Ashley Baker’s first “design” . Do you like it? “Chateau Blanc” is the name of my first “bed and bath collection”. The towels will be huge–fluffy and soft; the bed sheets will be 500-1000 thread count of pure Egyptian cotton. (There will be three different patterns in each “collection”)…. The fabric mills will be located in France or in China or in Hong Kong. Hopefully–the Wertheimers will buy 70% ownership of my company “Erma French Perfume and Design” which–will be headquartered in Paris France.

now…

Mr. Chow’s (for Renee Ashley Baker’s first date with a Janis Spindel MAN in New York ? )

AND….more on Renee Ashley Baker (and Men in New York )

WEDDING BELLS TO RING ?

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS LOOKING FOR THAT JEWISH, BILLIONAIRE IN JANIS SPINDEL’S NEW YORK ROLODEX……

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Open Letter

Proctor & Gamble has been with my Mother’s House since I, Renee Ashley Baker, was a little girl. I’ll always have Proctor & Gamble and I would love to work for Proctor & Gamble as a Spokesmodel…..

“Years ago (in the 1980’s) I, Renee Ashley Baker, always used Olay Night Cream and really loved the product”….

HOWEVER….should I not be able to “reach an agreement” with Proctor & Gamble I’d like to be considered by my other wonderful products….such as:

now…About Erma French Perfume and Design….

I. The Owners:
Renee Ashley Baker (30%) and hopefully, the Owner’s of Chanel Corp (70%)

II. Where Products Sold:
Eastern and Western Europe (in fine department stores).
The United States (at Neiman Marcus and possibly, possibly Lord & Taylor, Dillards, Bloomingdales, and of course Macy’s).

III. Pricing:
Perfume: $300 – $1,000 an ounce
Bed Linens (French Milled): $150 (a one set package) and $350 (for a two set package)

IV. Jewelry (Ashley Lane Jewelers)
$3000 – $100,000 (sold hopefully at Cartier; Bailey Banks Biddle, Tiffany & Co, and Neiman Marcus)

V. Crocodile Handbags “The Irmigard” (hopefully Tiffany & Co)
$3000 – $9,000
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and….

(October 12, 1935 to July 17, 2012)
William Raspberry
Pulitzer Prize Winning Washington Post Columnist Born In Okalona Mississippi….

NOW…VIEW VIDEOS BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

CLICK ON ALBUM COVER BELOW TO VIEW NEW “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER” VIDEO….

T is for Time–T is for Tamburada
starring
Renee Ashley Baker

I, Renee Ashley Baker, made “this” video on Sunday night (July 15, 2012). I had started another video but dropped that one because I wasn’t sure what the male singer was really singing about (smoking dope or doing a particular sex act). Anyway–I liked “this” music (another free download) and I used it….The group “Tamburada” is from NORWAY…..

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(above, Limo ride To DIA Airport then on to NYC and then on to Paris France)….

re: Corporate Sponsors, Spokesmodel Work, and Foundation Contributors

1. CORPORATE SPONSORS—I, Renee Ashley Baker, am seeking “Corporate Sponsors” for my “Internet TV Christmas Series” (5 episodes to be taped in New York or Paris France in November to be broadcast on “internet TV” during the month of December)….I need two (2) companies to pay $50,0000 each. The two companies combined will own 20% of the “5 Episode Series”. (I will be contacting several corporations via email–about this “internet TV project”).

2. SPOKESMODEL WORK: I, Renee Ashley Baker , am seeking “Spokesmodel Work”. I am seeking a “modeling contract” for $500,000 to $1,000,000. You will be able to “hire me (Renee Ashley Baker)” through my representative (hopefully to be Ford Modeling, Click Model Management, or Wilhelmina)….

3. SHOUT OUT TO VICTORIA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like Mrs. Edward M. Kennedy to “contribute” $2.5 Million Dollars to The Erma Foundation (which will have offices in Paris France and New York City or Boston).

4. No to Jada Pinkett, No to Katie Holmes, No to Jennfer Lopez, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Meryl Streep, No to Madonna, NO to broke Melanie and broke Tippi, and No to Oprah Winfrey, and NO to “commercial real estate” in California (as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING TO FRANCE). “NO” to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to.

NOW VIEW MY LATEST VIDEO BELOW….

New Video! Made LAST Friday Night…I hope “Virginia’s son” likes it…..
Click on Video Camera Below To View Renee Ashley Baker’s New Video….

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NOW…..

MOVIES YOU NEED TO SEE THIS 4TH OF JULY HOLIDAY….

and…

JEWELRY YOU NEED TO OWN NOW….

Renee Ashley Baker will hopefully will become a “jewelry designer” (for Ashley Lane Jewelers and a handbag designer for Tiffany & Co)…..

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HOUSES YOU NEED TO BUY NOW…. BLAIR LAIR?

On the market in Peapack New Jersey for just $4.9 million. It has 60,000 sq ft, 31 bedrooms, 14 baths, 5 half baths and 34 acres. It was built in 1903 for financier C. Ledyard Blair….

Gilded Age Grandeur

and also for sale now …. ONE OF THE ORIGINAL CASE STUDY HOUSES

P.S. The Case Study House now on the market was Built in Ojai in 1959 by architect RODNEY WALKER….Did you know that Ojai is the hometown of the Bionic Woman?

And…Just what may have been said in the Case Study House? How about…..

Hey Marge! (No–not THAT Marge…the one below)
click on furnishings below to visit one of Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite interior designers….

HOUSES RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WOULD LIKE TO SEE…

above, the home of Russian born Fashion Designer Leon Max (Easton Nest)

plus….Renee Ashley Baker would like to see:

In London
Buckingham Palace

In New York State
in Southampton
Russell Simmons house (his wife is from St. Louis)
in Bedord
Hi Low Farm
in New York City
Caroline Kennedy’s apartment
Renee Rockefeller’s (The Riverkeeper’s) apartment
The Dupont apartment
Henry and Nancy Kissinger’s apartment
Barbra Walters apartment
Mr. and Mrs George Stephanopoulas apartment
Aileen Mehle’s apartment
In Paris France
The Wertheimer Brothers houses
Karl Lagerfeld’s house
The Rothschilds’ house
The Chandon Family’s house

Click on Sotheby’s below for Houses For Sale….

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MATCHMAKERS THE WEALTHY NEED TO HIRE….

Janis Spindel (the Millionaire Matchmaker) is Renee Ashley Baker’s matchmaker (I’m looking for a MAN!)…..

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PHOTOGRAPHERS THE FAMOUS NEED TO MEET

A Self-Portrait of Photographer Steven Meisel?

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MAGAZINES RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (HAS) TO BE FEATURED ON…..

Town & Country, W, Vanity Fair, Architectural Digest, Vogue and Harper’s Bazaar

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STARS YOU NEED TO WATCH SHINE NOW….

Five Time Broadway Tony Winner Audra McDonald…..

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TOURIST ATTRACTIONS YOU NEED TO VISIT THIS SUMMER….

Did you know that George Washington penned 22,000 letters?

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ART COLLECTING WEBSITES YOU NEED TO VISIT NOW….

Renee Ashley Baker would like Sotheby’s auction house to sell (auction) 9 of her photographs to a European Art Collector….

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A NEW FB ADDRESS

Renee Ashley Baker has a new FB address: http://www.facebook.com/renee.a.baker.9
(CLICK ON “CHANGE OF ADDRESS” CARD ABOVE)….TO GO TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW FACEBOOK ADDRESS….

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AND…LAST BUT NOT LEAST….

FASHIONS YOU NEED TO WEAR NOW …click on “MODEL” below to view fashion video….

OTHER VIDEOS YOU MAY LIKE:

View “Wildlife in HD” by Renee Ashley Baker (click on Running Horse Below)

“Infrared” starring Renee Ashley Baker (click on Lips below)

Renee Ashley Baker On Video (click on Renee Below)

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Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to France” to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design” hopefully with the Owners of Chanel…..

VIDEOS by Renee Ashley Baker….

June 21, 2012

SHOUT OUT TO BILL GATES :

Hi Bill (and Melinda). I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation to give (donate) $5 Million Dollars to THE ERMA FOUNDATION. The Erma Foundation will be headquartered in Paris France (with an office in New York City). I, Renee Ashley Baker, will reside in France and will run the “Erma French Perfume and Design” company (hopefully 70% owned by the owners of Chanel Corporation….) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a “citizen of France”….

(SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW VIDEOS BELOW….)

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VIDEO 1: “Wildlife in HD (The Remix)” click on horse below…

VIDEO 2: “Kalimba REMIX” (click on photo below to view)

VIDEO 3: “Infrared” starring Renee Ashley Baker (click on photo below to view)

*Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to Paris France…” (to work for the owners of Chanel Corp ?)

Still “No” to Universal, “NO” to Warner Bros, “NO” to television, and STILL “NO” to California, NO to Florida, NO to Charlize Theron, NO to Meryl Streep, “NO” to Madonna, NO to ABC, and NO to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to….and NO BOOKS….and NO TO THE “MUSIC INDUSTRY”….and NO to Oprah Winfrey…..

To Venture Capitalists, Crowdsource Funders, Angels….and to Oprah)

January 9, 2012

                   

SHOUT   OUT   TO

 Angels, Crowd Source Funders, Venture Capitalists and to  Oprah:

 

    1.   If–Oprah were to “give me a job” as a “programming v.p.”  I’d require:

 (a) A Profit Share : 10% ownership of whatever show I create for Oprah and OWN (see four in post below);

 (b) A Salary ;

 (c) A Signing Bonus of   $1,000,000;

 2.  (otherwise I work in Paris France for Chanel Corp and Erma French Perfume and Design….

or

3.   write a “novel trilogy” ….)

NOW….

all  VC, Crowdsource Funders and Angels scroll down and read about CAPOTE’S HAT….