Posts Tagged ‘luxury’

Completed: #Home: The Hi-Tech Smart Home, The Green Home, The Billionaires Home; plus Tribute To Leonard Nimoy plus Home Decor, Michaels, (plus TV Wall Art, & Luxurious Homes)

March 3, 2015

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above, Designer Renee Ashley Baker’s “RENEEAB9” Designer Furniture Line

SHOUT OUT TO ROCHE BOBOIS:

Will Roche Bobois “carry” (sell) my ReneeAB9 furniture line?

NOW….

THE HI-TECH SMART HOME

TMIO

above, A Modern Techno Whiz For The Kitchen Called The TMIO

For More Information on the “Intelligent Oven”  Visit: TMIO com

NOW…

HOME AS CASTLE….

Dumfries House Scotland

Prince Charles at Dumfries House

above, Prince Charles at Dumfries House

SHOUT OUT TO PRINCE CHARLES: Can HRH Prince Harry come to my fashion show in New York (aka The Erma Foundation Fashion Walks For Autism….)….Can HE ?…. Huh…. Can HE ?

NOW….

MOORE  ST.  LOUIS

Campbell House St Louis

Campbell House Museum

above, Campbell House (St. Louis Missouri)

Robert Campbell, an Irish-immigrant-turned-fur-trader-and-businessman, and his wife, Virginia, moved into the house in 1854. Campbell House was originally 6,000 square feet when its owners moved in. The owners then added another 4,000 square feet over the years to accommodate their songs and a variety of gala social events. (Guests enjoyed sumptuous multiple-course dinners, followed by receptions and dancing in the parlor.)   It was here at Campbell House the Owners hobnobbed with the rich and famous and entertained President Ulysses S. Grant and Mrs. Grant who, herself, was a St. Louis native…..

Edith Wharton home The Mount

above, The Mount home of Edith Wharton
(Now Open To The Public)

WANT TO LIVE ON YOUR OWN PRIVATE ISLAND?

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above, an “Island” Home

(FOR SALE: Ile de Boedic in Morbihan France, 17 acre site, cost: $12.8 million dollars)

NOW….LEARN ABOUT DESIGN….

Tools For Living A Sourcebook of Iconic Designs

above, “Tools For Living: A Source Book For Iconic Designs For The Home”

THE ELEGANT HOME

Mitchell Gold and Bob Williams

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite U.S. furniture makers “Mitchell Gold & Bob Williams” (pictured above “Fleming” grey accent chairs….)

Bang and Olufsen Beoplay

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite headphones “Bang & Olufsen Beoplay”

THE GREEN HOME

Enviro Glass countertop

above, Countertops by Enviro Glass

Aprilaire Air Cleaner

above, the Aprilaire Air Cleaner

AND IF YOU WANT TO ENTERTAIN OUTDOORS?

LED Deck Lighting

above, LED Deck Lighting by Deck Lighting Systems  

AND….

LOVE YOUR GREENERY?

Sunset Western Garden Book of Landscaping

Below…Lady Irma/Erma….

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The Mayflower

Mayflower Moving

      As I have stated in the past, my Mother (Lady Irma/Erma) pictured at the top above always used Mayflower Moving.  My Mother (Irma/Erma) used Mayflower Moving before she moved into her new house in St. Louis Missouri (My Mother Irma/Erma bought a  “mini mansion” that had been built in the 1920’s then  brought over piece by piece from France to St. Louis Missouri by a “millionaire Jewish Judge”).  My Mother’s new “furniture” came from Stix, Baer & Fuller in St. Louis Missouri.  

NOW….

PHOTOGRAPHY BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

“The Diabolical Scheme Player Two”

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“The Diabolical Scheme Player One”

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“Villainous Help” photo by Renee Ashley Baker

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THE HEROES as photographed by Renee Ashley Baker

“MAN FROM SAM” photo by Renee Ashley Baker

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“The White Piece” photo by Renee Ashley Baker

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“The Black Piece” photo by Renee Ashley Baker

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“Devine Help” photo by Renee Ashley Baker 

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“The Red Phone” photo by Renee Ashley Baker

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 “Taxi Anyone?” photo by Renee Ashley Baker

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“Double Agent ?” photo by Renee Ashley Baker

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“THE PLAYERS” as photographed by Renee Ashley Baker

“William Shatner” by Renee Ashley Baker

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“Werner Klemperer” by Renee Ashley Baker

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“Leonard Nimoy” by Renee Ashley Baker

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“THE MGM LION”

MGM Lion

*All photos above taken by Renee Ashley Baker with an LG “Cosmos” Cell Phone.

**MGM Lion not photographed by Renee Ashley Baker (but with Renee anyway….)

NEW BEGINNINGS IN FRANCE….

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above, Renee Ashley Baker’s France House…The House That Chanel Bought?

QUOTE: Though No One Can Go BAck And Make A Brand New Start My Friend, Anyone Can Start From Now And Make A Brand New End.
__Carl Bard

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ADDED THE ST. LOUIS CORDON BLEU! —Prepping For Thanksgiving! Plus Hot Fashions! Plus ReneeAB9 Housewares and Designs! #Celebrity Designer News! (Plus Black Friday and Cyber Monday 2014 !)

November 17, 2014

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LISTEN TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW SONG!
CLICK LINK HERE: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

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I,RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE RELATIONSHIPS WITH “MEN ONLY” (I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE “NO GIRLFIRENDS”….NO PLANS TO GET ANY SUCH….NO GIRLFRIENDS AND NO WOMEN FRIENDS)….

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(above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother LADY IRMA/ERMA)

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Visit My New Product Site at: http://www.ReneeAB9.Blogspot.com
(ReneeAB9 Is An Erma French Perfume and Design Company owned, hopefully, 70% by The Wertheimers and 30% by CP Irrevocable Trust).

Big Chanel Little Chanel

I’m sure you’ve sent (called) your Thanksgiving Dinner invites already. So, what next? You know that usual Thanksgiving Dinner Prep. By the way, this is what My Mother Irma/Erma would do every year in St. Louis Missouri and It was I who polished Mommy’s sterling silver serving platters and forks and spoons and knives from the wood box with the red lining. So–you get: Silver (Twinkle Silver Polish); Menu (with caviar and smoked salmon appetizers, of course), Cooking Apps, Table Linens, Candels and Other Holiday Décor….

NOW FIRST THE THE RECIPES….

Le Cordon Blue Art Culinaire

LE CORDON BLEU COOKING SCHOOL IN ST. LOUIS MISSOURI…A ST. LOUIS FAVORITE ! CHEESCAKE !
http://www.trimdownfitness.com/lemon-bleu-berry-cheesecake-le-cordon-bleu-recipe/

WHOLE ROASTED TURKEY WITH FOIE GRAS AND BLACK TRUFFLE STUFFING (NYMAG)
http://nymag.com/listings/recipe/whole-roasted-turkey-wit/

SALAD DRESSING RECIPE (NEW YORK TIMES)
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/24/dining/a-salad-dressing-recipe-to-rule-them-all.html?_r=0

APPETIZER: CUMIN-ROASTED POTATOES WITH CAVIAR AND SMOKED SALMON (BON APPETIT)
http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/cumin-roasted-potatoes-with-caviar-and-smoked-salmon

WINE : RED (OF COURSE) BELOW, FROM “THE ROTHSCHILDS”

Cheateau De Parsac 2012 Baron Edmond de Rothschild

CHATEAU DE PARSAC (2012) BY BARON EDMOND DE ROTHSCHILD

AND…FOR BLACK FRIDAY OR CYBER MONDAY SHOPPING (TRY CHANEL…OR RENEEAB9–ABOVE AND BELOW)

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Renee Ashley Bakers new Chanel suit

AND WHERE WILL RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WEAR HER CHANEL SUITS?…WHY, ALL OVER NEW YORK!

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S PLANS? IT’S 52 MEN…(THAT’S A DATE EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT FOR A YEAR!)
(HE–MY DATE–MUST BE: CAUCASIAN/JEWISH, 60-70 YEARS OF AGE…(AND A MILLIONAIRE?)

I Love New York

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE LAUNCHING A MEN’S COLOGNE LINE…WHAT SHOULD I CALL IT?
( BELOW, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE HOUSE….THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BUILT).

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MEN AND ARCHITECTURE: MAKING THE WORLD…A FASCINATING PLACE….TO LOOK AT… (and View My Video “The Heist”….Below)

April 7, 2014

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David Adjaye award winning architect

(David Adjaye of Adjaye Associates architectural designer of the Moscow School of Management, above and below)

Moscow School of Managment by Adjaye Associates

and…

Lord Foster 1

Lord Foster 2

30 St. Mary Axe Tower

(above, 30 St. Mary Axe Tower in London designed by architects Foster & Partners. Lord Foster above)

and USIBC

(US INDIA Business Council a U.S. India Partnership)

Taj Mahal India

modern architecture India

and….also

BEAUTIFUL AND FAMOUS HOME DESIGN

Annette Theisen Florida home

Socialite Annette Theisen

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(above, Home of Black Socialite Annette Theisen. Award Winning architecture by Guy Peterson with pools, palms and walls of LIGHT).

AND….

also Florida…..(ARMOUR 1919)

Louwana by Addison Mizner

LOUWANA: Designed by architect Addison Mizner, Louwana, is considered the last of Palm Beach’s great houses with it’s Mohogany French doors, a curving exterior staircase and octagonal blue tile floors. Louwana was named for department store heiress Marie Louise Wanamaker by her husband, Armour meat packing scion Gurnee Munn.

“The Highlands” (1907)

Arthur Erickson for Virginia and Bagley Wright

Designed by architect Arthur Erickson for arts patrons Virginia and Bagley Wright with concrete walls, wide buttresses and vaulted skylights. The Highlands (of Seattle) was developed by the Olmstead Brothers in 1907, the Highlands has been home to its share of CEO’s—not to mention a former CIA Director.

AND WHAT ABOUT?

RENOVATION

New York Park Avenue Armory renovation

NEW YORK PARK AVENUE ARMORY (photo 2011 by James Ewing)

KITCHEN DESIGN

CITY CHIC

Clive Christian Kitchens

OR

RUSTIC REFINED (FROM NANTUCKET TO AUVERGNE, FRANCE )

Country kitchen in Auvergne France

Country kitchen in Nantucket

and……

The “MOD POD”

MoMA Modern Playhouse

Instead of a traditional dollhouse, inspire your aspiring architect or designer-in-the-making with the MoMA Modern Play House. The set comes with six modular nesting boxes, mix and match furniture pieces and removable vinyl patterns and textures. It’s the ultimate modern-day playhouse that’ll give kids a way to make a room of their own ($20. chroniclebooks com)

Neil Tyson

and….

JUST FOR FUN (HOW SMART ARE YOU ?)

Brain Quiz 1: Nebulae are found where?
(a) A Test Tube
(b) A River
(c) The Galaxies

Brain Quiz 2: Remember The ______(?)

Phoebe Snow

RHEA

Atlas

Prometheus

Brain Quiz 3: The Yum Yum Tree Restaurant is where Renee Ashley Baker went (with a MALE date) for her “Junior Prom” at George Washington High School (the rich Jewish high school on Monaco Parkway in Denver). Question: “The Yum Yum Tree” is also the name of a ______(?)

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(I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate Pelligrino, but I love PERRIER !)

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SHOUT OUT TO MY WAY DANCE CENTRE:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, think you’re fabulous! AWSOME! (I, Renee Ashley Baker, danced “en pointe” at age 9. My Mother–the Beautiful Mrs A–paid for my ballet lessons beginning at my age of 7 years old in St. Louis Missouri). I’d like to see you dance to something from the “IN ATLANTA MIX TAPE/FEBRUARY” (“GRAMATIK–OBVIOUS/SHAKE YOUR ASS TO THIS”)….P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to hire some of the “sexy handsome men” of the My Way Dance Centre to dance with me, Renee Ashley Baker, in Paris France. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will contact the My Way Dance Centre about this “job” once I get to Paris France. NOW…BELOW…MY NEW VIDEO…..I like to bring “LIFE” to “inanimate objects”….so check this out….

Video Camera

A CHEATING BOYFRIEND GETS THE RIDE OF HIS LIFE!

“tHe HEisT” by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2014 by Renee Ashley Baker
All Rights Reserved

FADE IN: EXT EARLY MORNING A BIG CITY (On The East Coast)

The “MARK” always made that turn at the same time each morning at 7 a.m. It was a BIG SLOW TURN and “C” was ready. “C” who had done this many times got into position and just as the “TRUCK” rounded its turn “C” bump, and dropped. The “Truck Driver” SLAMBED ON BREAKS, threw open his door and hopped out to see if “C” was “injured”. As the Truck Driver leaned over “C”…. (WHAM!) “C” clocked him (WHAM!) “C” had layed him, the Truck Driver, out cold. “A” (C’s partner for three years)hopped into the Truck Driver’s door, started the engine and SHE took off. (Leaving “C” to run and jump on the back). As “A” drives her “loot” (Mercedes Benz) to its “destination” WE HEAR over the action the song “ELEVATE” (From the “In Atlanta” MixTape/February).

“A” is to be “portrayed” by Renee Ashley Baker

iN aTLAnTA

DOWNLOAD! DOWNLOAD! DOWNLOAD!
DOWNLOAD THE NEW “IN ATLANTA MIXTAPE/MARCH” (click link below)
https://www.facebook.com/inatlanta

Dance Centre My Way

VISIT MY WAY DANCE CENTRE…..(click link below)

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ru&u=http://mywaydance.com/&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dmy%2Bway%2Bdance%2Bcentre%26biw%3D1920%26bih%3D932

THANK YOU MOMMY FOR MY BALLET LESSONS!

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Valentine’s Day 2014 by Renee Ashley Baker …. Suggestions…. Where To Go? and What To Give?

February 6, 2014

RENEE’S BEAUTY BOOK….

Renee Ashley Baker Live In Progress

http://selz.co/1nspyyJ

YOU MAY BUY MY BOOK AT SELZ (CLICK ON BOOK COVER ABOVE) OR YOU MAY BUY MY BOOK AT AMAZON (CLICK BOOK COVER BELOW)….

Renee Ashley Baker Live In Progress

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White Wine Mouton Cadet

I, Renee Ashley Baker, HATE Beer….but I Love White Wine….HAVE A TOAST TO LOVE….On Valentine’s Day….

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OR….BUY MY NEW BOOK….

AT AMAZON COM

“LIVE! (In Progress)”

by

Renee Ashley Baker

(Beauty Tips, Diet Tips, and I Said What?)

TO BUY AT AMAZON CLICK LINK HERE: http://www.amazon.com/Live-Progress-Renee-Ashley-Baker-ebook/dp/B00I4DI412/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1392329022&sr=8-2&keywords=renee+ashley+baker

Renee Ashley Baker Live In Progress
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Robert and Ethel Kennedy

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As You All Know By Now I Give My Everlasting Heart (aka My First Valentine) To My Mother….

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(above, Renee Ashley Baker’s MOTHER Erma/Irmigard)

WANT TO GIVE WHAT’S FIT FOR A QUEEN?

THE WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE PERFUME

Clive Christian Perfume

(Clive Christian’s “Imperial Majesty”)

WHAT ABOUT STAYING IN NEW YORK FOR VALENTINE’S DAY?

Russian Tea Room for Valentines Day

Make it Champagne and Caviar at…

The famous Russian Tea Room (below)

Russian Tea Room caviar

OR…..

WHAT ABOUT TRAVELING FOR VALENTINE’S DAY….

BOOK A ROMANTIC GETAWAY….

Romantic Getaway

Romantic Destinations in South Africa by Sure Travel

Use Travel Agents:
LastMinute com
Liberty Travel ie
SureTravel co.za

What Do You Pack In That Louis Vuitton Weekender ?

Start With Renee’s Favorite….Chanel

Chanel dress

Don’t Forget Renee’s Favorite Shoemaker (aka Jimmy Choo’s Spring Summer 2014 Collection)

Jimmy Choo spring summer 2014

And Don’t Forget To Pack That Sexy “Bed Head”…

BB hair 1

BB hair 2

And…Since I, Renee Ashley Baker, have become a Femme d’Une Certain Age (shall we say) I don’t wear “drug store brands” (meaning NO Cover Girl and NO Revlon)….

CHANEL is now Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “cosmetics line”….

SO….

For Valentine’s Day flash him…”CODE RED”

Chanel red lipstick

BUT….

WHAT IF….YOU….

CAN’T GETAWAY?

THEN MAYBE LINGERIE & CHOCOLATE IS YOUR THING?

Lejaby French Lingerie and Vosges Chocolates

Lejaby Lingerie

Vosges Chocolates

LOVE…BUT WITH THAT BUDGET THING ?

Red Envelope couple's key chains

(A Couples Key Chain From Red Envelope)

Pink Grenade Soap

(A Pink Grenade Soap from Pink-Addict com…To Make Love A Blast)

Giant Valentine Teddy Bear by FTD Florist

(A Giant Valentine Teddy Bear from FTD Florists)

BUT…

WHEN COST IS NO OBJECT…

THINK ABOUT A GIFT FOR A QUEEN?

Try Alexander McQueen’s Clutch (Cost: $2295)

Alexander McQueen Iris Plexiglas Box Clutch 2295

Photo Courtesy of The Luxist

THINKING ABOUT ESTATE JEWELRY FOR YOUR VALENTINE ?

Tiffany and Co New York Diamond Heart

A beautiful Diamond Heart Pendant by Tiffany & Co
Purchase at: Jewels Du Jour com

WANT TO GIVE A “CHILD” YOUR HEART?

Valentines Day by DsgnMoms Blog on WordPress

Think About Adoption …..

“20 Things Adoptive Parents Need To Succeed” by Sherrie Eldridge

20 Things Adoptive Parents Need To Succed by Sherrie Eldridge

“Carried In Our Hearts: The Gift Of Adoption; Inspiring Stories Of Families Created Across Continents” by Dr. Jane Aronson

Carried in Our Hearts by Dr Jane Aronson

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite….

Dave Thomas Foundation for WENDY'S

Find out more about what Children in foster care are “really” like…Help find them “Forever Homes”….
Dave Thomas Foundation For Adoption….The Erma Foundation would like to “Partner” with the Dave Thomas Foundation. (DaveThomasFoundation.Org)

A “GLAM–IN–TINE” ?

Valentine 2014

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S VALENTINE GOES TO….

Alain and Gerard Wertheimer owners of Chanel

Why? Because Renee Ashley Baker wants The Wertheimers (aka the Owners of Chanel Corporation) to become 70% OWNERS of Erma French Perfume and Design which Renee Ashley Baker will “set up” and “headquarter” in Paris France…..

EVERLASTING LOVERS….

(Good-Bye Eydie Gorme)

Eydie Gorme and Steve Lawrence

(Good-Bye Annette…)

annette-funicello-frankie-avalon in Beach Party 1961

and….

and…..

and….

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WANT TO RATE YOUR MATE?

TAKE THIS TEST

I. You should match your mate on: SPIRITUALITY

Rate how you feel about mankind/human kind:
a. Are You Green? YES/NO
b. Believe in Global Warming? YES/NO
c. Celebrate Earthday? YES/NO
d. Devoted To Your Religious or Other Beliefs? YES/NO

II. You should match your mate’s thoughts about: PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS

a. Is Physical Attractiveness Important? YES/NO
b. Is Health/Physical Fitness Important? YES/NO

III. You should match your mate’s EMOTIONAL MAKEUP

a. How does He or She handle stress, disappointment?
b. How does He or She handle embarrassment, sadness, joy?

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Renee Ashley Baker is looking for a MAN, MAN, MAN. Renee’s “perfect man” has to be HETEROSEXUAL, he has to be 60-70 years of age, and successful (a billionaire or millionaire) and–HE has to be Caucasian/Jewish.

and…Renee’s New One….

Diamond Pendant Microphone

SAY….

SAY…..

SAY…..

What If There Was A “Female” Martin Riggs ?

“ANNIVERSARY”
Lyrics and Melody by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2014 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(chorus)
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La….

(Verse 1)
RUE is the day, I’m out of this MAN’S Army
They say it’s NO LONGER for me
Say I got to be too UNSTABLE
(chorus) Got to shooting at FABLES

This is the day, I’m going back HOME now
They say that I’ll never UNLEARN how
Say I got to be too LETHAL
(chorus) Get to sleep and I FREEFALL

(Verse 2)
Hoping to see my rich Uncle JT,
And see my other Uncle KC,
I’ll be with the LOVE of my family
(chorus) A Fifty AN–NI–VER–SAR–Y
I can’t bring my MAN because HE ain’t here now
HE left but I can’t just say how
Say he got to be too LETHAL
(chorus) Get to sleep and I FREEFALL

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Ashley Judd 2

I will be “moving to France” in June or August. However, this “motion picture” may be set up (by Renee Ashley Baker at Disney or 20th Century Fox) after my LAWSUIT HAS BEEN SETTLED….
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No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Gail King, No to Beyonce, No to Lil Kim, No to Tiffany Foxx, No to Rihanna, No to Nikki Majaj, No to Jill Scott, No to Jennfer Hudson, No to Latifah, No to Madonna, No to Miley Cyrus, No to Katy Perry, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Charlize Theron, No to Julia Roberts, No to Halle Barry, No to Robert DeNiro (and NO to all others I’ve previously said “NO” to).

NEWS SHOW PROPOSAL…..Renee Ashley Baker’s fee is $1 Million Dollars Per Week for 26 Weeks….plus Sarah Palin, Donald Trump, First Lady Michelle Obama and more….)

June 26, 2013

Ship-in-a-Bottle

President John F Kennedy in the navy

“SANG THE MUSES”
by Renee Ashley Baker

Lyrics and Melody by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker

Lovely Cinderella lost her shoe at the Ball
Ship found in the Bottle, popped the cork, the sails grew Tall
Let Her stand with Nemo he’ll take Her hand upon the Sea
Strait up from the Bottom, they’ll see JACK cause he’ll be ME

(CHORUS)
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the music, Sang the music
Sang the music, Sang the music
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*This song is to be sung with a heavy Irish brogue…..

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, began this song two years ago. It is still not finished, however, I’ve decided to post this one “verse” for the 4th of July. HOPE YOU LIKE IT !)

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click on photo of Renee Ashley Baker below to view new website….

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SHOUT OUT

Shout Out To Hughes Direct TV, ABC TV, New York Times, and Fox News/News Corp:

Once my “lawsuit has settled” and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available”….I, Renee Ashley Baker would like to do a “News Show”. My “news show” would air weekly (on TV) and be 1 hour long. I’d do 26 shows. The “Broadcaster” (the TV NETWORK) would own the shows. I’d want a 26-52 show contract. What is Renee Ashley Baker’s asking fee? Renee Ashley Baker’s fee will be $1 million per week (or $26 Million Dollars). And…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be granted: Approval of Guest Stars, Wardrobe Approval of Guest Stars, Weekly Script Approval, Director Approval, Producer Approval, and Location Approval (the location to be my house in The Hamptons). And—no to a “pilot” as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not do a pilot….my Ustream TV show will be my “audition tape” if an audition is needed. And…I do not, NOT want to do a “radio show” so no–NO–to Mel Karmazin. NO TO MEL KARMAZIN….

and….

also for Renee Ashley Baker

THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT….

mans blue bathroom

womans white bathroom

If–If–I, Renee Ashley Baker, were to “build a house” I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “build it in France”. It (the house) will probably cost around $4.5 million dollars. I will put two bathrooms inside my “master bedroom”. One bathroom for HIM and the other bathroom for HER (see photos above of Renee Ashley Baker’s in white and “HIS” in blue).

now…

finally….

MISTAKES I’VE MADE

(aka “Renee Ashley Baker’s Biggest Mistakes….”)

#1 SARAH PALIN…

Sarah “plain” but not tall …Sarah Palin is little bitty and small….(PALIN IS AN ANAGRAM FOR “PLAIN”)

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Sarah Palin is just a “4-eyed-poli-sci-nerd”. Sarah Palin is still just an “unqualified” “inadequate” “DOG” who is vastly “inferior” to a Harvard/Columbia educated man like President Barack Obama. (Remember how Sarah Palin didn’t even have, in her closet, a wardrobe appropriate for an “IMPORTANT WOMAN”? The Republican Party had to “rush” Sarah Palin to “fancy stores” and buy her “something to wear” !)

#2 MICHELLE BACHMANN

MICHELLE BACHMANN (BACHMAN’S ANAGRAM IS “C BAN HAM” ?)

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Michelle Bachmann is a “stupid jackass”. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG MICHELLE?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, want the public to know that it was Me and my sister(the beautiful Miss M) who picked the “other” Michelle for the “WH”…. (the other Michelle being Michelle Obama….)

#3 MELANIE GRIFFITH

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Melanie Griffith and Tippi Hedren are both “CRAP”. Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas will not, NOT be having anything to do with Renee Ashley Baker’s “Hampton’s house purchase”. (In other words they will not be “purchasing” Renee Ashley Baker’s Hampton’s house). And…when I, Renee Ashley Baker, do get the $26 million I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT “pay Melanie and Antonio”. Melanie, Antonio, and Tippi all need to “set up a meth lab” and stop the “criminals of Denver and criminals of Englewood” from “extorting/coercing” money for the three of them! ! !

#4 VAN DIESEL

Nobody in Colorado had better mention the name Van Diesel to me again or I’m going to The Feds (the ones in New York).

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Vin Diesel is a “punk ass”….Also still “no” to Nicholas Cage, no to B-actor Ben Affleck, “no” to B-actor Mathew Mccaughnahay.

THE NEW OLD BOY “FRAT HOUSE”….

#5 JACK WELCH

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Like I said–Jack Welch will not, not be “running–nor financing– a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#6 DONALD TRUMP

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“The Donald” (aka “But He Don’t Got No Birth Certificate !”)

There is more wrong here than just the “toupee”. Donald Trump will also not, “NOT be running–nor financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#7 ROBERT DeNIRO

Denver/Englewood will “stop” STOP trying to “do business with Robert DeNiro” via Renee Ashley Baker.

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Why is it always the “same three” that “crooks” try to run a “sideways fraud” with ? It is always: Robert DeNiro, Sylvester Stallone or George Clooney. (So, no to Robert DeNiro, no to Sylvester Stallone, and no to George Clooney).

#8 MITT ROMNEY

MITT ROMNEY (aka “That Old Black Magic Underwear”)

Mitt Romney needs to keep his underwear on and his “mouth shut”…

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Mitt Romney will also not, NOT be running–financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker. These “broke conservatives” are not, NOT going to be “getting a movie studio via Renee Ashley Baker”. For one reason my sister (the beautiful Miss M) can’t stand “conservatives”. And…the other reason is because–I, Renee Ashley Baker, do not, NOT want to be “Denesh DeSouza” and make only $25 million dollar “conservative movie goer box offices”.

No to Hugh Hewitt (and no to Mrs. Hewitt aka “Go Fetch”); no to Rush Limbaugh, no to Glenn Beck, no to Sean Hannity, and still “NO” to Rick Santorum. Also “NO” to Marco Rubio and “NO” to Rudy Giuliani. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, am for Hilary Clinton for President in 2016….)

SO…..

(#Father’s Day 2013: Generations of Greatness….#G.Q: Gifts and Quests for Dad aka Esq. aka #Esquire…)

June 4, 2013

President Obama with children

above, President Obama (aka Big Daddy?)

now…..

re: Marco Rubio

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, do not like Marco Rubio. Why isn’t Marco Rubio in jail for “mishandling” $210,000 in “campaign contributions”? Marco Rubio should “go to jail” like Jesse Jackson Jr, right? Marco Rubio is “crap” for trying to “set up” an “underground economy” of “illegal alien money”. So, “No” to Marco Rubio (also no to Nicholas Cage, no to Mathew Mcconaughey, and no to Ben Affleck…..)

NOW…..

PRESENTING…..

THE GREAT “SHOWBUSINESS DAD” (POPPA JOE JACKSON AKA DADDY OF “THE JACKSON 5″….)

Katherine Jackson with husband Joe Jackson

Renee Ashley Bakers Mother 1925-1985

HEY Paris: check out the dresses and the BIG hair on the “ladies” (aka Mrs Katherine and my Mother–the Beautiful Mrs. A/B)….

THEY’RE THE EXACT SAME….LOL!

(You’ve got a Golden Globe to win young woman….)

NOW…..

Father’s Day Gifts For Dad….

Visol 6oz flask

(above, a 6 oz nip– a NIPPY– for Dad by Visol)

or What About A Manse?

june-estates-01-maryland Doncaster Property Services

(above, EASTON MARYLAND, still on the market: 7 Bedrooms, 8.5 Baths, 12,000 sq ft and just $15 Million asking price….Contact: Doncester Property Services: 410-820-7676)

and….

what about

like “clockwork” ?

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SO

……now…..presenting…..

the

DAD IN CHIEF….

President Obama Father's Day 2012

BELOW…..

MORE GIFTS….FOR …. DAD (for Father’s Day)

BMW_Vision_Connected_Drive_04

(The Vision: Future Perfect BMW ConnectedDrive)

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(The Flash: The Finest Mountain Bike In The World)

Louis Vuitton_Tambour LV227 automatic chronograph

(The Louis….aka The Tabour…The Finest Chronograph In The World)

Wicked Laser Torch Flashlight

The Torch: The Brightest Flashlight In The World)

Now…

Father’s Day 2013….

FREEDOM DADS

NORWAY-RIGHTS-OSLO FREEDOM FORUM

(above, Thor Halverson, founder “Oslo Freedom Forum”)

DOCTOR DADS

The Three Doctors Foundation

Sampson Davis George Jenkins Remick Hunt

(above, Sampson Davis, George Jenkins, Remick Hunt….founders of The Three Doctors Foundation)

STATESMAN DADS….

Statesman Julian Bond

(above, Statesman Julian Bond, another “friend” of my family….Julian Bond’s first cousin was a “friend” of my brother “James”….)

Now….Dads

FOR YOUR PARENTS

AARP-Card

(above, AARP Roadside Service is helpful)

FOR YOUR CHILDREN

FBI SOS Website

(above, the F.B.I.’s new Child Internet Safety Website)

AND….FOR DADS WHO GIVE

(Charity Giving: It’s Always In Season)

Mark Wahlberg The Gentlemens Fund

(above, Mark Wahlberg for The Gentlemen’s Fund)

Other Charities (for Dads)
The Ann Frank Foundation
Special Olympics.org

FOR ADVENTURE DADDIES (TRAVEL WILD ALASKA)

Travel Wild Exhibitions Alaska

FOR GOLFING DADDIES

Moscow City Gold Club

(above The Moscow City Golf Club….One of Renee Ashley Baker’s favorites)

FOR ACTION DADDIES

Laird Hamilton surfer extraordinaire

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Ride Waves like “The Big Kahuna” (aka Poppa Laird)

Waikiki-Paddle-Festival-Quicksilver 2012

OR….DAD CAN TRY….

The “Paddle” Festival: A New sport where Dad stands up and paddles.
(The above photo from the Quicksilver “paddle festival” 2012)

ipod case waterproof

(above a “waterproof ipod case”….so you can surf or paddle and listen to “Surfin Safari” by The Beach Boys)

NOW…..

I SAY…..

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY TO SOME CELEBRITY DADS ….

Tom Cruise with daugter Suri

TOM

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BRUCE

Robin Williams rides down a slide with his kids Cody and Zelda at the "Happy Feet Two" Premiere at the Grauman's Chinese Theater

ROBIN

AND ON FATHER’S DAY….

…LET’S NOT FORGET THE

ROMANTIC DADS….

Romantic couple drinking Champagne

(above, romantic couple sip champagne….Is it Moet ?)

AND…..

HIS NAME WAS PIERRE….

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(above, Daddy #5…. That is, Daddy to number 5…. Chanel #5 that is….)

and

coming soon

HRH BABY DADDY

Prince William aka The Duke of Cambridge aka The Proud Papa To Be !

Prince William and Kate expecting a baby

and let’s never forget….

THE AMAZING HOWARD HUGHES

(What man doesn’t revere the great billionaire “genius” Howard Hughes)

Howard Hughes pilot

Howard Hughes 1953 Buick Roadmaster

(above, Howard Hughes “1953 Buick Roadmaster” sold in 2005 for $1 Million Dollars)

MY DADDY….

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Renee Ashley Baker’s father (MR. ASHLEY) was a soldier (Army) and a Mason and A MAN…. (Click on Renee Ashley Baker above to visit Renee’s Website)….

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
Renee Loves New York (Hates California)
Renee Hates Football (Loves The Ballet)
Renee Hates Beer (Loves Moet Champagne)
Renee’s Party Affiliation (Democrat)
Renee NEEDS: “A Man–For A Love Match”
(HE must be caucasian, Jewish, 60-70 years of age, and…a Billionaire)

and

DAD…..AGAIN

Patriarch Joseph P Kennedy

above, Joseph P. Kennedy, the Great Patriarch

(Happy Father’s Day to all my ‘Kennedy’ daddyies. Click photo above to view TEF website)

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Still “no” to Miley Cyrus (because I think “they” are trying to make Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber into Gary Coleman!) and….I have “no projects” to do with Janet…. (However, “Hi Paris”).

The Rich by Renee Ashley Baker…. (for Memorial Day 2013)

May 20, 2013

Happy Memorial Day

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Riderless Horse Military Honor

MILITARY HONORS:

Traditional Honors for Military Men are: Taps and The “Riderless” Horse….

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NOW

ABOUT

THE

RICH

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HOW THE RICH MAKE ROMANCE….

Romance

Renee Is Looking For A Man !

Renee Ashley Baker’s matchmaker is “billionaire matchmaker” Janis Spindel…..

(Renee’s “Man” must be 60-70 years of age, Jewish, NOT in Showbusiness, but a millionaire or billionaire….)

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HOW THE RICH WALK….

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Chanel (with Erma French Perfume and Design soon to follow ?)

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HOW THE RICH WAR ….

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Renee Ashley Baker is looking forward to the next “Star Wars” (from Lucasfilm and Disney)….

HOW THE RICH PLAY (AND PARTY) …..

Gold Mask by Andante

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Polo Playing via Prince Harry…..

plus

Coming Soon: The Erma Foundation Gold Mask Ball (to be held in Paris France)…..

HOW THE RICH VACATION…..

Eleuthera Island

Eleuthera Island (where The Royals have fun in the sun)….

HOW THE RICH GIVE AWAY THE BRIDE…..

Chanel Wedding Stationery

Chanel Wedding Cake

Chanel stationery and Chanel Wedding Cake…

HOW THE RICH GUARD THEIR BODIES

The Bodyguard

COLIN TEBBUTT and COLIN TRIMMING (were Personal Protection Officer and Super Intentdent respectively for HRH Princess Diana). Elite Bodyguard Services for “the elite” are: Insite (Chris Falkenberg) and The Steele Foundation (Kirian Fitzgibbons)

HOW THE RICH STAY BEAUTIFUL…..

Creme de la Mer

Le Clerc loose powder travel box

Worth Perfume

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorites: Creme de la Mer, Le Clerc Travel Compact and Je Reviens (My Mother Erma kept a bottle of Je Reviens “Worth” perfume on her vanity table when I was a little girl living in St. Louis, Missouri. The Je Reivens “Worth” was sent to my Mother Erma from Paris France)…..

HOW THE RICH HANG THEIR WARDROBES….

Studio Becker walk in closet hers

Studio Becker (for Her)

Studio Becker walk in closet his

Studio Becker (for Him)

HOW THE RICH LOVE THEIR BABIES….

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The Baby Spa in London (owned by Laura Sevenus) pampers baby….Right Duchess Kate !

and

HOW THE RICH (and POWERFUL) ENTERTAIN….

(My sister “Miss M” has already been invited to the White House….)

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WHITE HOUSE DINNER MENU….1956

The year, was 1956. President and Mrs. Dwight D. Eisenhower mention as one of their favorites a dinner menu that almost any American citizen can enjoy in his own home.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in Washington DC to meet President Obama (hopefully) and to “host some Democratic fundraising parties”….

THE EISENHOWER MENU

Broiled Sirloin Steak
Baked Potatoes Green Beans Green Salade with French Dressing Apple Pie with Cheese Coffee

Decorated Ice Cubes

DECORATED ICE CUBES

Arrange in each section of refrigerator tray a berry, red cherry, piece of lemon or orange slice, or sprig of mint. Then fill with water and freeze as usual. Serve in fruit drinks for holidays and celebrations.

and….

HOW THE RICH VIEW TALENT…

Grammy Nominee Miguel on piano photo

SHOUT OUT TO: Sony Records and Virgin Records. One of you should sign my relative “MIGUEL” (the Grammy nominee) to a “recording contract”. His rendition of “Forget Me Not” is AWESOME!

In the “Forget Me Not” video Miguel will play all the instruments….

(JUST LIKE PATRICE ! )

and…

finally….

HOW THE RICH VIEW “CLASS”….

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Click above on the “classy” photo of the “LADY” who inspired The Erma Foundation (aka Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother an Army Wife and an Air Force Mother )

WANT SECURITY AND AUTOMATION (AT YOUR FINGERTIPS ?)

CONTROL 4

Control 4 home automation

and….

INTRODUCING….

new

from

ATT

“DIGITAL LIFE”….

Personalized Home Security and Automation (For A Whole New Way Of Life)

ATT Digital Life home security

SHOUT OUT:

SHOUT OUT TO ATT AND CONTROL 4….

HOW WOULD ONE OF YOU LIKE TO SPONSOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S USTREAM.TV “dating show” ?

(to be taped live from The Hamptons)….

ASKING PRICE: $1.2 Million Dollars (for 12 months).

plus….

SHOUTOUT TO ART COLLECTORS:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to sell (to art collectors) 12 photographs taken by Renee Ashley Baker called “12th Knight”. The Collector may choose from “existing photographs” taken by Renee Ashley Baker or the Collector may choose photographs not yet taken by Renee Ashley Baker.

Asking Price: $1.2 Million Dollars (for 12 photographs).

The Solo…

The Ballerina by Cityrat 59

The Corps…

The Ballet at Jezebel com

(above photographs of Ballet Dancers not photographed by Renee Ashley Baker)

DONALD TRUMP WILL STAY “RUMORED ORGANIZED CRIME” (and away from Renee Ashley Baker) ….JACK WELCH IS “CHICKEN CRAP” (no to jack welch)….MITT ROMNEY IS LITTLE MAGIC UNDERWEAR (no to Mitt Romney)

and no to Warner Bros Records and No to Universal/MCA (Renee Ashley Baker will “stay away” from Warner Bros Records/Interscope and stay away from Universal/MCA)

(RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO “THE HAMPTONS” and then MOVING TO FRANCE TO WORK IN THE FASHION AND BEAUTY INDUSTRY….NOTE: MY MOTHER IS NOT GOING TO BE ME….)

NEW VIDEO plus Happy St. Patrick’s Day 2013….The Ides of March…PLUS “The Spoiled Princess” aka Owner of Erma French Perfume and Design(with The Wertheimers?)

March 4, 2013

Godess Hera

“I Do It For The Gods (And The Goddesses)….

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WANT TO BOOK A CRUISE AND SAIL LIKE “JFK ON THE HONEY FITZ”?

(Just Click On Photo Of President Kennedy Above To Go To My Completed Cruise Page….)

plus….plus….plus….

NEW ! NEW ! NEW !

Video Cam

( To View My New Video Click On Video Cam Above)

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(To View Lady Allegro New Website Click On Lady Allegro above)

Silver and Gold Kennedy Half Dollars

Silver & Gold Kennedy Half Dollars by the Danbury Mint. To Buy Click On President JFK above….)

AND…..

No I Won’t Be Doing Any Business With Rudy Guliani (Because….He’s A Talking Toilet….aka not with POTUS OBAMA)

ANYWAY….

BACK TO ST. PADDY’S DAY….

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY TO MY KENNEDYS….(MY FAMILY)

John Ted and Robert Kennedy

Below Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother — The Beautiful Mrs A (wearing real Diamonds and real Gold)

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plus…plus….plus….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Knight….

Sir Edward M Kennedy

“He Lived To Comb Grey Hair”

Sir Edward M Kennedy

NOW….HOW ABOUT….

THE EMERALD ISLE ?

Ashford Castle Hotel in Ireland

To Plan Your Trip To The Emerald Island….

Try Literary Ireland, SmithsonianJourneysSMC.org

NOW….

FOR SALE: UPPER EAST SIDE TOWNHOME
(designed by Toshiro Mori)
8 Bedrooms and 8 Baths
Square Feet: 10,000 Cost: $35 Million
Contact: Brown Harris Stevens 212 906 9207

Upper_East_Side_townhouse_by Toshiko Mori at Brown Harris Stevens

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THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE FOR 2016?

Ooops ! There He Goes !

Sinkhole Swallows Man Sleeping In Bedroom

(Sinkhole Swallows Man….Plus….Did he have just a high school education? )

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Now….

Renee Ashley Baker as Lady Allegro (Lady Royal)

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USTREAM….

WOMAN IN THE HAMPTONS (RENEE: THE SPOILED PRINCESS)

My Father (Mr. Ashley) was a Mason; My Mother (Mrs. Ashley) was an Eastern Star; and I was born in the rich Jewish Hospital (of the BARNES). My name will be Chanel (#5); the Marcus’ (of the Neiman) will be my family; and all around ME there will be the Janis Spindel MEN who will give me, buy me, do me (and SPOIL ME rotten)….My breakfast (always strawberries and cream); and my dinner Lobster Thermadour served on AEGEAN plates with Tiffany & Co earrings dangling from my ears. I will be “doing it all” with New York (New York Society) and that–THAT–is the point. I will have an “out of court settlement” (of $3 Million – $5 Million Dollars) to teach a “Broke Down Cowtown/Shantytown” (full of SICKOS) to “keep its hands OFF of what it does not own”….and..THAT is also the point !

Renee Ashley Baker The Mermaid 2013

Renee Ashley Baker’s Bedroom ….? (FOR “RICH” MEN ONLY)

Renee Ashley Bakers Bed Room

BYE YALL…..

Below “The Aegen”

Aegean Dinnerware from Neiman Marcus

Now Scroll Down For More of Lady Allegro…..

12/12/12: The Best Christmas Holiday Travel, The Best Travel Products, The Best “Stay at Home” Real Estate, The Best Dance Stage Performance, The Best Broadway Stage Performance, The Best on the Runway Stage and The Best Numbers in History

December 12, 2012

Portrait of a Lady 1919

(“Portrait Of A Lady 1919”)

Dec 20–Real Estate To Stay Home With….

My Mother’s house (the one Mother owned in St. Louis in the 1960’s) was a “mini-mansion” that had been brought over “piece by piece” to the United States from France. The “mini-mansion” had been originally built in the mid-1920’s or 1930’s and had real “gold leaf” wallpaper on the walls; it also had wrought iron chandeliers and fireplaces (with heavy led “cherub/chariot” fireplace covers) in every room; it had 4 big bedrooms and a big 4 car garage.

My Mother’s Park Avenue Ladies Are Selling Their Homes….

Sothebys  765 Park Avenue 27 millionnue

Sotheby’s 765 Park Ave Asking Price: $27 Million Dollars

CLARA

FOR SALE…1 SONG CATALOG
Number of Songs: 56
Asking Price: $12-15 Million (for 40%).
Allowances: Will Allow $2.8 million for “Development” of the catalog(or $50,000 Per Song).
Value of Catalog: $100,000,000
(note: “Value” is “album music sales only”. Not yet added are “Broadway Musical Ticket Sales” and “Worldwide Touring Musical Ticket Sales” and ???).

REMEMBER “CLARA” (ALBUM MUSICAL 1959 STARRING BETTY GARRETT?)
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The Best Number In History? (1919–The year my Mother was born–the birth year of Bentley Motors UK, and the birth year of James Bond’s Studio….UNITED ARTISTS)

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(Above, Renee Ashley Baker’s MOTHER)

“Thank You Mother For Paying For My Ballet Lessons”
–Renee Ashley Baker/ReneeAB9
(daughter of a “Bourgoisie Mom”)

The Best Number For An Anniversary (20–The 20th Anniversary of Renee’s Favorite, “THE MOSCOW BALLET’S GREAT RUSSIAN NUTCRACKER”)

Moscow Ballet Great Russian Nutcracker 20th Anniversary

The Best Numbers For Musical Theatre (22 March 1948– Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber’s birthday…)

Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like Sir Andrew to produce a “musical” extravaganza of “The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog”….

The Best Number Served (1 Bil–Facebook reaches 1 Billion users in 2012)

FB 1 Billion

The Best Numbered Toy (1957– tHe “HuLa hOOp” invented in 1957 and re-invented for 2013 by Karl Lagerfeld below)

Chanel Hula Hoop Handbag by Karl Lagerfeld 2013

The Best Number 5 (Chanel #5– “bottled” by Coco Chanel and financed by Pierre Wertheimer….)

CoCo Chanel and Pierre Wertheimer number 5

December 12, 2012 (12/12/12)

RE: W

W is for “Wonder”.

“She –CoCo Chanel–was the Eigth Wonder of the World–the greatest designer in history–who’s name was a household word.”
–John Fairchild (Publisher, WWD)

ReTold by Renee Ashley Baker
(ReneeAB9 and….5)

(NOW SCROLL DOWN FOR MOORE….)

I VOTED ! (For President #Obama)….Presidential Election 2012; Plus Hello DC and NYC…. (Plus my plan for “disaster relief”)

November 6, 2012

(click on photo of Ethel below to view UPDATE)

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YES, YES, YES…I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, JUST VOTED AND I VOTED FOR PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA….

(“Sorry NitWit Romney”…..)

AND….

I LOVE….AND….I LOVE….AND….

“I Love New York” says, Renee Ashley Baker

PARK AVENUE PARTY by SLIM AARONS….

and what about WASHINGTON DC ?

Yes, I Renee Ashley Baker, plan to be the “Hostess With The Mostess” in Washington DC. I, Renee Ashley Baker will give FABULOUS “cocktail parties, in my Washington DC apartment….

Buy at Tiffany & Co “The Cornelia Lunch Box”.

(Hopefully, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be designing a crocodile handbag “The Irmigard” for Tiffany & Co which will sell for $3,000-$9,000….)

and

and

and

what about “THE MZ ZONE” ?

IDEA 2 FOR MARK ZUCKERBERG (aka the “MZ Zone”)

Those of you who read my “Facebook Page” know that I, Renee Ashley Baker, posted an “idea” for Mark Zuckerberg (in hopes of getting 500,000 shares of “FB stock”). Now, I have another “idea” for Mr. Mark Zuckerberg (IDEA #2) wherby I, Renee Ashley Baker, would give Mark Zuckerberg “Facebook rights” to my “Newspaper Syndicated Podcast”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would give Mark Zuckerberg these rights for the 500,000 shares of “Facebook Stock”…..(Mr. Zuckerberg has added many apps and entertainments to Facebook aka “Angry Birds” and “Zynga” and “Instagram”…. Perhaps– my “Syndicated Podcast” would be “entertaining enough” to get Facebook users OFF OF THEIR MOBILES and back to their Facebook’s pages where they can view my “entertaining” OMG-type “podcast”…..)

AND…..AND….AND…..

ABOUT…..

HURRICANE SANDY….BEFORE, DURING, AND AFTER….

IDEA 3 (for Disaster Preparedness)

Renee Ashley Baker’s idea for “Disaster Preparedness”?

How about having a “list” of “Disaster Helpers” who will “swing into action” in a catastrophe such as Hurricane Sandy? Meaning helicopter companies and pilots, airplane charter companies and pilots, and manufacturing companies (blankets, apparel, and other needed items–especially FOOD). Volunteers in States (other than the “catastrophe state”) would begin dialing the above “manufacturing” companies and arranging for “delivery” of “needed items”. This–all “Volunteer Disaster Bank” would work “outside of” but possibly “in tandem with” FEMA…..Of course, the “helicopter, airplane charter and manufacturing companies” would be able to “write these donations off their income taxes”….

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AND…I HAVE TO KEEP SAYING IT BUT…..

MY ANSWER IS “STILL NO” TO DENVER’S D-LIST COWTOWN FILM INDUSTRY…..AND “NO” TO MELANIE, NO TO COLUMBIA, NO TO GEFFEN, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE AND STILL NO TO MADONNA. NO TO BOOKS, NO TO UNIVERSAL , NO TO WARNER BROS …..NO TO ALL OTHERS I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO….

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO WASHINGTON DC FOR A YEAR…..THEN, ON TO FRANCE (TO HOPEFULLY, WORK FOR THE WERTHEIMERS AND “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN”….)

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NOW SCROLL DOWN FOR “DISASTER PREPAREDNESS PRODUCTS” (AND FOR MY #MUSIC VIDEO, #VIDEO CONTEST….)