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Mother’s Day 2014: Happy Mother’s Day: Always Love To My Mother Erma/Irma from Renee Ashley Baker….( Renee Ashley Baker to “Produce” for Disney Movie Studios?….No To Meryl Streep and No to Oprah Winfrey)

May 5, 2014

NOW…

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY FROM MINNIE !

Minnie Mouse Mother's Day Gift Box

Sister Act 2

“Sister 1, Sister 2, Sister 3″ (Halleluyah, Sister Act 7 !)
By Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker
All Rights Reserved

1. Whoopi talks to the three “SISTERS” on the “speaker phone” in their hotel room (aka the “briefing”). The three “SISTERS” are not really SISTERS but are cousins (aka the three daughters of three “Sisters”). The three SISTERS are given their tickets, passports and luggage and told “Bon Voyage”. (As always “SISTER #2” says “oh wait a minute” and she runs off to get something that she’s forgotten and wants to take on their “job”). What IS that something?

2. The three “SISTERS” board the ship (the Sea Odyssey); they sail; and when they “walk off ship” they are “IN UNIFORM”.

3. The three “SISTERS” check into their hotel suites (at the Renaissance), have the “bell hop” wheel up their luggage, then rush out of their rooms, eager to “sight see”.

4. While walking through the hotel they hear music coming from the “crowded” ballroom (Musical Number 1).

5. After a whirlwind of a “mini tour” they arrive back at their hotel. They decide to “hang out” in SISTER 2’s suite. “SISTER 2”, always alert, notices a “mysterious cryptic message” coming over her “laptop”. The message says, in big letters, WHO? WHAT? WHEN? WHY? HOW? “SISTER 2” is baffled but “SISTER 3” suggests that it’s merely “Cyber Suri” the hotel concierge. The three SISTERS order lunch (via Cyber Suri). While waiting for lunch –for room service –to be delivered, “SISTER 1” notices, on the hotel TV, an important news flash. “Could this be what we’re looking for?”, says “SISTER 1”. The three SISTERS, stand alert, staring at the TV screen…

TO BE CONTINUED ?

(The above “Introduction”, which was written by Renee Ashley Baker, will not be sold to DreamWorks. It will be sold to Disney Studios ONLY….UNFORTUNATELY, Oprah Winfrey has been “eliminated” from the cast of “Halleluyah! Sister Act 7”.

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(above the Beautiful Mrs A/B aka Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother wearing “Real” 24kt Gold Rings and “Real” Diamond Pendant) and below a beautiful Crocodile Handbag by Tiffany & Co…(Renee Ashley Baker will hopefully designing the “Irmigard” crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co).

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Below The Cote D’Azur…

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Now, Back To Mommy(aka Her Majesty) and Her McQueen Crocodile Heels and Her Bentley 1919 Flying Spur !

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Clive Christian Perfume

McQueen Crocodile

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The Perfect Mother (the Lady Erma/Irmigard).

I, Renee Ashey Baker, had the “perfect Mother” who—who–had many “successes”. My Mother Erma/Irma raised three children who each have become “millionaires”. My brother JAMES who was career U.S. Air Force (serving 28 years) and who lived in New York in the early 1960’s (he lived on “5th Avenue” a block away from Jackie Kennedy Onassis) and who ran (for 20 years) a “department” for the city of New York mad $2 million dollars over his life time…..My Sister “Miss M” (who I call the Empress from Hong Kong) was a U.S. Air Force Master Sargeant’s wife (for over 40 years) and who is a Country Club Democrat and who has been invited twice to the Obama Presidential Inaugurals in 2008 and 2011. And myself—who will settle for a “out of court lawsuit settlement”. (My Mother Erma/Irma carried me, in her arms, onto U.S. Air Force bases in St. Louis Missouri when I was two years of age. My Mother Erma/Irma, in addition to paying for my ballet lessons also baught and paid for two houses–one being a “mini mansion” brought over from Paris France in the mid-1920’s by a JEWISH millionaire who was also a St. Louis “Judge”. My Mother Erma/Irma would “let me play” inside Stix Baer Fuller, and Famous & Barr whenever she’d “go shopping” there in St. Louis Missouri. My Mother Erma/Irma also “amassed” a “small fortune” of her own she had $262,000 credit line in her bank account (of course My Mother Erma/Irma had a a reverse mortgage and continued to have “expensive” things hanging in her closet from Bloomingdales in New York). My Mother Erma/Irma was an “Eastern Star” married to my father Mr. Ashley who was a “MASON”…..It is for My Mother Erma/Irma that I will be moving to France and launching “Erma French Perfume and Design” (hopefully with The Wertheimers, owners of Chanel).

Below “Portrait of a Lady 1919″….

Portrait of a Lady 1919

NOW….MOORE GREAT MOMS !

Mother Rose Kennedy 2

Michelle Obama 1

Michelle Obama 2

Michelle Obama 3

Mother Carter

Princess Grace Kelly of Monaco Monte Carlo

Princess Diana

Princess Kate Middleton

Susan Rice

UN Ambassador Samantha Powers

Elisabeth Warren

Hillary Clinton

Beverly Johnson 2014

Jane Birkin 2014

Jerry Hall 2014

Jane Seymour

Kathy Hilton

Estee Lauder

Nita Ambani

Lauren Powell Jobs

Madeleine Pickens

Karen Zuckerberg

Astrid Menks

MOTHERS WHO LOVE DINING….

Normas Restaurant New York

(above Norma’s Restaurant …Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite….They Serve the $1,000 Caviar and Lobster Mother’s Day Omlet. Add the beautiful Tiffany & Co Emerald Butterfly Clip-Brooch to Mom’s Plate on May 11th)

Tiffany & Co Emerald Butterfly Clip Brooch

MOTHERS WHO LOVE TEA….

Mothers Christofle Tea Service

Royal Albert Rose Tea Cups

Heritage Lace Placemats

The French Art Of Tea

TEA SUPPLIES:

Mariage Tea & Coffee (New York)
McMulty’s Tea & Coffee (New York)
Dominique Ansell Bakery (New York)
William Poll Sandwiches (New York)
LaVie En Rose (New York)
Fortum & Mason (New York)

MOTHERS WHO LOVE PENDANTS:

Carved Creations The Page Pendant

Designs by Janessa fingerprint pendant

Tiffany & Co diamond heart lock pendant

MOTHERS WHO LOVE FRAGRANCE:

Elizabeth Arden Red Door

Jimmy Choo perfume

Chanel No 5 Perfume

Lady Primrose Royal Bathing and Skin Luxuries

MOTHERS WHO LOVE HISTORY….

Rothschild Faberge Egg at Christies
(above, Rothschild Faberge Egg auctioned by Christie’s)

MOTHERS WHO LOVE THE “U.S. AIR FORCE SONS”

Air Force Mom

and FINALLY…..

MOTHERS WHO LOVE FLOWERS…

Flower Girl NYC

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“Happy Mother’s Day to My Mother Erma/Irma”

–Signed Renee Ashley Baker (pictured above)

East Hampton Party

I, Renee Ashley BAker, plan to “give a party” in East Hampton (in June or July 2014) then I’ll be leaving for France right afterwords. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be having a “MAN” travel with me to France (a MAN who is not in showbusiness)…..

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Atlantis: The Final Countdown, The Royals, The Irish, and Luxury Goods for You….

July 8, 2011

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     (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

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Speaking of Atlantis…How about a “The Silkie” from Atlantis (below)

Mermaid (aka Silkie) by Stefanos….

 Speaking of “Silkies” (which are Irish) how about the McPeake’s for the Colorado Irish Festival….

 

   Speaking Of  THE ROYALS….in  CANADA

HRH Princess Kate stands next to Prince William wearing a fabulous maple leaf  hat !   “CANADA  MY  CANADA !”

       

AND 

SPEAKING OF  THE LIFE OF LUXURY

    How about Renee’s Luxury Goods….Renee Ashley Baker will move to Paris France and design luxury goods.  For ?  ….Hopefully…. a crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co (which will sell for $3000 and be carried by HRH Princess Kate Middleton), a train case/make up case called “The Irmigard” (for Louis Vuitton?) and a hatbox called “The Irmigard” ( for Hermes?).

and….Renee Ashley Baker’s  Favorite Luxury Goods?

  Jimmy Choo always

and

     Earrings!  I, Renee Ashley Baker, love earrings!  The ones on the “Gossip Girls” are fab-u-lous!  

 SHOUT OUT TO SHESSMART COM:  Where do the “Gossip Girls” get  those earrings!

And

     Though I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to design a line–a collection –of fine French bed linen, how about the “atelier” collections  from Elizabeth Allen and Olatz Schnabel (Olatz also makes a collection of fine linen for baby beds)….

fine linens by Elizabeth Allen

fine linens by Olatz

and….SHOUT OUT TO BOSTON….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE THERE!

 

FLAG OF BOSTON

 

and

 

 

then  came

Lil Kim….

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Thanksgiving! plus JFK, plus Mel Gibson, plus Black Friday !

November 20, 2010

   

                “Live! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker

ATTENTION  CHAIRMEN  OF  THE  BOARD:

Harper Collins/William Morrow and Co/Avon, Simon and Schuster, Hyperion, Viking Penguin, Atlantic Grove, St. Martin’s Press, HBG, Hearst Books, Bertelsmann/Random House/Knopf/Crown

                                  TO:  TEN BOOK PUBLISHERS

                                           A   PROPOSAL

                               A   LETTER  OF  AGREEMENT

THAT 1:  Publisher agrees: To publish a first printing of 350,000 books.

THAT 2:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker will receive (from the publisher) a CASH ADVANCE of 1 million dollars ($1,000,000).

THAT 3:  Publisher agrees:  Upon Publisher’s RECOUPMENT of said advance (by book sales) Renee Ashley Baker and the publisher would SPLIT all profits 30/70 respectively.

THAT 4:  Publisher agrees: Publisher shall retain EBOOK rights and AUDIO BOOK rights.

THAT 5:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker shall retain “all” MOTION PICTURE RIGHTS and “all” TV RIGHTS.

 

                                        HAPPY   THANKSGIVING  !

                                      from  Renee  Ashley  Baker

 

To: My Mother (Mrs Ashley): 

       VIDEO #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA&feature=related

To:  My Father: 

     VIDEO #2:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btOoDyMzNiM

 To:  My Brother  (James aka Baby Jesse)  :

     VIDEO #3:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__PU5CVSegg

To: Mel Gibson (Brother  2):

     VIDEO  #4:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q0VcgOfIQA

             

                           for   november

THE FORMER FIRST LADY. . . .

New Book “Dear Mrs. Kennedy” by Jay Mulvaney

Katie Holmes as First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy

and….

“Cirque Jackie”  written by and starring Andrea Reese (below)

plus the holiday. . . .

Thanksgiving Dinner Online?   (Your  Gourmet at Pfaelzer com)

Appetizers Anyone ?

Pate on toast at Petrossian com

Beluga by itself at Petrossian com 

 

and  A Glass Of  Wine . . . .

       the classic

the light. . . .

 

the alcohol free wine. . . .

 
and then theres
The   Bubbly !

"Moet"

 

So—

Take a clutch to the Party. . . .

 

then

don’t forget

BLACK   FRIDAY:  The  $200 HDTV special 

“This deal is out and around”   but, warns  digital Goddess Kim Komando,  “It’s  720p  (not   1080p)”  . . . .

above, 19inch  JVC HDTV (cost: approx  $330)

WRITE ABOUT IT SMYTHSON:

 above, Day Planners by Smythson of Bond Street (LONDON)

and

VIDEO  DAD OR VIDEO  MOM ?

above, virtual video….(Say wha!  It’s here?)

and

Help for Grandma and Grandpa or _____?

above, Heat Trak snow melting mat for your front walk .  It really melts snow!  Sold at all BIG BOX STORES (now go get one). . . .

WANT TO TREAD  SAFELY THIS WINTER?  

Try Co Authority Carbon Monoxide Warning System

NOW

 FOR THE HOLIDAY:   

 At the  Westin Resort in Vail (AAAA)

at the movies

Below scene from:  Warren Miller’s new ski film “Wintervention”

 

So–You Wanna Be A Princess?

      marry a prince. . . .

plus

A Princess who designs jewelry:  Dorothy Hamil Designs Jewelry To Benefit Breast Cancer (exclusively at Helzbergs)

and

A Princess who Still Designs Wraps:

 above, the little black wrap. . . .

Well, 

Laser It  !

The Fraxel Laser beauty treatment by Dr. Patricia Wexler

Dr. Patrica Wexler (Renee Ashley Baker’s New York dermatologist?  I’d  like an appointment  Dr. Wexler. . . .)

and LASTER IT!    Zeltig Laser Fat Freezing aka Coolscupting

this laser really freezes fat !
 
 
and
What’s new with Housewives?

Socialite Sonja Morgan

for Princess Partying:  Why Chanel Cosmetics of course. . . .

For Partying:  Party Food

Dinner Rolls: (Mrs. Ashley’s favorite!)

Party Like Madmen:

 

A  Bunny Princess (In White):

                                               Suri  Cruise

 

vs

 

The Black Swan. . . .

                            Shiloh  Jolie  Pitt

 

and

The eye sees. . . .

Rare Pink (sold by Sothebys for $46 million dollars). . . .

 

 

PRESIDENT  JOHN  F. KENNEDY

PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY  AS    “J.J.”

VISIT:  www.JFKRFKASHLEY.Blogspot.com

 

Renee Ashley Baker  as The Mermaid

Visit Renee’s  Tripod: (click link) http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

 

Eye Of The Beholder (Mel Gibson plus . . . .)

July 28, 2010

 

P u r p l e . . . .

“SELF –  PORTRAIT  BY  ANDY  WARHOL”

Sold (in May) by Sotheby’s Auction House for $32 million dollars.

 

p l u s

 

“LAUGHING   MARILYN  BY  CRAIG  SEMETKO”

Said Craig Semetko:  “I’m trying to tell a story with interesting characters in a single frame”….

 

plus

 

.   .  .  .   WOLF — ERINE  ?

Ralph Wolfe Cowan was the only artist who Elvis ever commissioned to do his portrait.  It  still hangs –today– (in Graceland) as the only portrait Elvis ever permitted to hang  there. . . .

 

 

 

 

AND

 

THE  SEXIEST  MAN  ALIVE  (with a black bow in his hair). . . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

p l u s

SHOUT  OUT  TO  LADY GAGA:

(Lady GaGa  is in Denver tonight at the Pepsi Center) 

 

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ADVERTISERS…WELCOME!…ADVERTISERS…

April 22, 2009

 

                     (AN  OPEN  LETTER  TO  MADISON  AVENUE)

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  Dear  Ad   Men:

                   The time has come for me to “disclose” that my “love affair” with Madison Avenue began at the tender age of two.  For it was at that age (2) that I  learned eagerly the “jingles” of  my prodigious toddlerhood….

         At two, I can vividly remember singing, “Honey, honey, honey, honey, honey graham crackers”.  (It was taste NOT stardom that drove that nightly recitation).

            Next—came “Muriel” and “awe” (awe of the feminine wilds I’d emulate during “dress up play” while wearing my mother’s red lipstick and black high heels).

              Third– “See The USA In Your Chevrolet”.  This–brought about my constantly begging my father–my daddy– (Mr. Ashley) to take me for a ride in his “big car”.  (I loved that car and I was, alas, my daddy’s  “princess”.   Just the two of us–just me and my daddy– who–stood 6’2″, dressed like a banker–and who also, alas, drove a “Big Blue Buick” (not the Chevrolet the song “See The USA” sung about).

            At age 4—I learned that “Q was for Queen and for Quasar”.  (The Quasar whose colors would burst forth from the TV along with the ‘Quasar choir’s’ high notes).

                At ages 8, 9, and  10 you could always find me USING Noxema face cream –for beautiful skin– and Prell –for beautiful hair. (Lovely, I thought,  how that Prell pearl would fall slowly through that sea of green gel….Note:  Only two years earlier I had lost the “Mikimoto Pearl Ring”  that was a gift sent to me,  from my brother,  who was stationed in Japan. 

                   By ages 11 and 12—I was  “a blonde having more fun” (using “Breck”  shampoo and wearing my “white go go boots” and my “Marilyn Monroe  trademark beauty mark” that got me stares, which,  only now bring to mind the words  “Jail Bait”.

                     At age 13,   food came into play –On TV):  “Choosey mothers choose peanut butter”  (peanut butter is ‘still’ my favorite after ‘grahams’ and “Lorna Doones”).  I won’t forget “J-E-L-L-O” and “I can’t believe I at the whole thing” .  And , I’ll always remember “The Fisherman” (the Gordon’s fisherman)  who battled , at our house,  with  Van de Kemps….             

                 Whew!  That’s only a ‘few’ of my childhood memories…. Alas (I mean, hence) hundreds of companies and hundreds of advertisements have since passed.  I am , of course, “still” wearing the lipstick and the high heels and–I’m still blonde (see “The Mermaid” photo).   But—do I still “pay attention”  to Madison Avenue?   (I stared, in deep thought,  at my RCA 32″ color tv).

            “I’m a PC and I’m 4 years old” said the adorable Asian doll who had just sent (with one click) a digital photo to her parents cell…. 

       “Yes! Yes!” (I shouted) Dolly  Madison Avenue still belongs to Renee Ashley!

P.S.  I will be contacting Madison Avenue Advertising Agencies.  I need 100 advertisers/sponsors (to list and link) at $200 per month per advertiser.  NO “catering companies” — however–I will run ads for my favorites —such as “Albertson’s” (Supermarkets) and American conservatives  like Mark Levin  (a former U.S. Attorney and acerbic radio  host pictured in the  photo below)….Liberals are welcome but I’m critically hard on you guys….

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                ADVERTISERS—ADVERTISERS–ADVERTISERS—

WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR PRODUCT TO BE “PRODUCT OF THE DAY”?…..RUN AN AD ….FOR HER AND FOR HIM….

FOR  HER:

BEAUTIFUL  PINK  TECH-NAL

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VIVIENNE  TAM’S  PINK  DESIGNER  MINI  COMPUTER

(RENEE ASHLEY BAKER  HAS A VIVIENNE TAM  MINI COMPUTER.  HOW  BOUT  AN  AD  VIV?)

and….

BEAUTIFUL  PINK   TECH   NAILfrench-manicure-with-pink-hologram-by-reihimes-on-flickr1

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french manicure with pink hologram

(Renee Ashley Baker’s  french  manicured acrylics done by the RITZ NAIL SALON in Boston….)

FOR HIM:

MANLY  SLEEK  BOAT

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ALLOY’S  “THE AD LIB”  MEGA YACHT  (100-140 ft)

(HOW ABOUT AN AD BOAT MANUFACTURERS?)

 and….

 MANLY  SLEEK  BODY

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NORDIC  TRACK  TREADMILL  3000

(HOW  ABOUT  AN  AD  GYM  EQUIPMENT  MAKERS?)

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CAN YOU NAME THE MOVIE THE SCENE BELOW IS FROM?

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Photo Above:  “HIS BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER”  ( TAKEN BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WITH A MOTOROLA CAMERA PHONE).

      DEAR DOCUMENTARY FILMMAKERS: 

      I HAVE DISCOVERED THE “DOCUMENTARY CHANNEL” AND I LOVE IT!   IF — YOU ARE A PRODUCER AND YOU HAVE PRODUCED A DOCUMENTARY THAT WILL BE PLAYING ON THE DOCUMENTARY CHANEL (OR YOUR FILM IS CURRENTLY OR SOON TO BE IN MOVIE THEATRES) I WILL PROMOTE YOUR DOCUMENTARY FILM FOR YOU ON THIS BLOG FOR $500 PER MONTH. ….ALL OTHER ADVERTISERS READ ON…

DO–YOU HAVE A PRODUCT OR SERVICE YOU’D LIKE TO PROMOTE?….

1.  I AM NOW SEEKING ADVERTISORS (“SPONSORS”)FOR THIS BLOG.

2.  BLOG DEMOGRAPHICS: 

       a.  Celebrities and Millionaires

      b.  Men and Women earning $150,000-$250,000 a year

      c.  Men and Women earning $50,000-$75,000 a year

      d.  Readers/Web Surfers/Web Shoppers who enjoy EXCEPTIONAL PEOPLE, LUXURY GOODS, AND FINE MEALS.

 3.  BLOG CATEGORIES: 

             a.  Shop Online: (Fine Jewelry, Designer Clothing, Art Galleries, Luxury Real Estate)

             b.  Walk Right In: (Fine Furniture Stores, Electronics Stores, Computer Stores, Home Security Stores)

            c:  Parties and Proms: (  Limousines, Beauty Salons and Spas, Weddings)

           d.  Restaurants:  (Fine Dining)

4.  BLOG SPECIFICS:

          a.  Blog will post 3-5 days per week beginning June 1, 2009.

         b.  Ad must be placed by June 15, 2009.

   5.  BLOG  GUIDELINES:

        a.  No Nudity

        b.    No  Pornography

        c.   No  Personals/No Classifieds (I “hate” Craigslist)

7.   BLOG RATES

      a.  Cost:  $200  (For a “LISTING”  and a “LINK”)

      b.  Run:  30 Days

      c:  Place:  Contact Renee Ashley at: rbstudios@yahoo.com

                                                                                  

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P.S.  To My Readers:  I have removed all comments that are “too negative” and…. I have removed all comments that were in “bad humor” (such as the comment:  “Robert Kennedy fought Italians –the ‘SOPRANOS’….”.   I should have explained that it’s a Federal “inside joke”….Ha, Ha….

         As you all know—I am a “fan” of both DaVinci and Michaelangelo….)

P.S.P.S.  I’ll give a “free listing” to Jonathan Nicholas.com (for Madison Avenue photo) and to  BR3ITN3R on Flickr and to reihime’s on Flickr  (if they  wants it)….Do email me you three  and let me know!