Posts Tagged ‘Los Angeles’

Hi Tom Cruise–View My Video

December 25, 2012

Hi TOM CRUSE….CLICK ON VIDEO CAM TO VIEW MY “TALENT” VIDEO….

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, WILL BE (hopefully) residing in Washington DC (2013); working for FB/Mark Zuckerberg (2013 or 2014); working for The Wertheimers and Erma French Perfume and Design in Paris France (2014). and…..I, Renee Ashley Baker, am trying to sell my “song catalog” for “Broadway Shows” to (Barbra or Sir Richard Branson or ?); and of course I will be “continuously” LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND….(using Janis Spindel the serious matchmaker).

(NOW READ DOWN FOR “56 STEPS” SUNG BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….)
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Renee  and Hubby On A Wedding Cake

Renee Ashley Baker’s New Year’s Resolution?

TO FIND A MILLIONAIRE/BILLIONAIRE HUSBAND…

(help me out Janis Spindel)

….Now Listen to “56 Steps” Below

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TO LISTEN TO “56 STEPS” SUNG AND WRITTEN BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (click on sculpture below)….

56 Steps

TO LISTEN TO “CHAMPAGNE” SUNG BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (click on Moet Champagne below)….

Moet champagene for the holidays

TreeSound Grammy Award Nominated Engineer and Composer Miguel at pianophoto

(At TreeSound Recording Studios in Atlanta– Renee Ashley Baker’s relative Miguel on piano. Miguel is a Grammy Award Nominated Sound Engineer who was nominated in 2008 for sound engineering the Lil Wayne album “Tha Carter III”. Miguel is also a Singer, Composer, and a Musician (who plays piano, drums and guitar)….Whew!

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(At TreeSound Studios the beauty of “Sound Art”….)

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(At TreeSound Studios the “soundboard” used by Renee Ashley Baker’s relative Miguel–the Grammy Nominee)

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(At TreeSound Studios the “studio” used by the Fabulous Whitney Houston to record her last album “I Look To You” )

TreeSound Shaft Posterphoto

(At TreeSound Studios an autographed poster of “Shaft” by the star Richard Roundtree)…

and….

THE GOOD/BAD NEWS?

Renee Ashley Baker has plans to “move to France” , to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design”, to get married to a handsome millionaire or billionaire, and sit on lots and lots of yachts (in the French Riviera)…..No to “The PHIPPS” of D-list Denver, No to “The Cowtown Denver Broncos”…Denver is still the “cowtown” I despise for becoming “Hillbillies” trying to “wrestle me for what’s mine”…..

now continued on to Renee below…..

Renee Ashley Baker Snapshot 3

What does Renee Ashley Baker want for Christmas?

1. Peace on Earth (Goodwill towards ALL men)….
2. and I want my “Readers and Facebook Friends” to view my latest music demo “The Getaway” (click on Renee above to LISTEN )….

Tina Turner Greatest Hits

PLUS….

Did I tell my “Readers and Facebook Friends” that the day I, Renee Ashley Baker, was born at Barnes Hospital in St. Louis Missouri–that there was a “soon to be LEGENDARY” singer who helped my Mother (the beautiful Mrs. A) and my Father (Mr. Ashley) bring me home (at one day old?)….Yes that singer was the one and only TINA TURNER….(click on photo of Tina above to view her terrific video…)

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Sign Here: Say Yes To The Constitution–Say Yes To We The People

September 7, 2011

 

                                           S I G N    H E R E

  

       This free site offers citizens a way to push their own national cause which will be reviewed by the WHITE  HOUSE !   Click Link To Petition Site:http://www.whitehouse.gov/WeThePeople

 

             

            This free site also offers a regularly updated “Top 25″of its most popular petitions and also offers a way for citizens to push their own cause ranging from meaty to trivial.  Click Link To Petition Site:http://www.petitiononline.com/

PLUS

 READ FOR YOURSELF

       The truth about what Mexicans are doing to hurt this country. 

“Mexican drug lords are ruining this country but so are Mexican illegals….”  Read: “How illegal aliens are taking jobs….”. Click link to article: http://www.highbeam.com/doc/1G1-67773074.html

PLUS

QUOTE  OF  THE  DAY

“Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs”….”Tea party at war with the American worker”….”Take these son of bitches out”….

Robert  Kennedy  STILL  can’t  stand  him  (Okay ?)

 

PLUS

READ RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S PROPOSAL TO REDUCE THE NATIONAL DEBT.  Click link: https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com/2011/09/02/potpourri-labor-day-hurricane-preparedness-cosmopolitan-ice-a-national-lottery-plus-tlc-and-spike-tv/

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(Wednesday) “Good-bye Elizabeth Taylor” from Renee Ashley Baker

March 21, 2011

           Miss….  Dame…. [Elizabeth]   Taylor

 

     Elizabeth  Taylor offered  a “Special Gift” with her fragrance purchase at Christmas time.   The “Special Gift” was a watch.  That watch–is on my mother’s wrist….

NOW….BUY  NOW  (“12 Documents”)

                                           AVAILABLE   NOW !

 

                           I’M   NOW  ACCEPTING  PAYPAL

                                   (For  “12 Documents”)

                                   New  Price :    $271.99

                                 Shipping:                  5.00

                                  Sales Tax:               19.04

                             TOTAL COST:         $296.03

 Visit Order Website:  http://ermarenayashley.tripod.com/

 

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                            Renee Ashley Baker’s Schedule       

                                       THE    CONTRACT

1.  TLC will own (and broadcast) Renee Ashley Baker’s TV Show.  The first 3 years TLC will have (one time) RE-RUN RIGHTS (per year).

2.  AFTER the third year–(at the fourth year) NETFLIX TV will get all 24 shows (at $1 million per show) to air (to broadcast) on Netflix TV for 3 years (?)

3.  TLC Contract Also Calls For:

        a.  Renee Ashley Baker to get a salary/a fee of $25,000 per show (24 shows) and–an OFFICE.

         b.  Renee Ashley Baker to get a “wardrobe allowance”.

         c.  Renee Ashley Baker to get a “moving to France” allowance.

           d.  Renee Ashley Baker to get (to be granted) “Internet Syndication Rights” (worldwide).

             e.  Renee Ashley Baker to get (to be granted) “Third Run thru Perpetuity worldwide Broadcast Syndication Rights. 

P  L  U  S . . . .

Renee Ashley Baker’s  MOVE  (to Paris France)

Renee Ashley Baker’s  Wedding In France in 2011 (via Janis Spindel).

Renee Ashley Baker will  Sign Contract for  TLC TV Show (taped in Paris France).

Renee Ashley Baker will Sign Contract for Netflix TV Show Contract (Netflix Purchase after 3 years)

Renee Ashley Baker will Sign Contract with Sirius/XM

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will SIGN my own contracts.  (No agency will sign contracts for Renee Ashley Baker).

Renee Ashley Baker’s “Crocodile Handbags” (for Princess Kate Middleton via Tiffany & Co?)

Renee Ashley Baker will Sign fragrance/ perfume contract (with Chanel Corp 30/70 split?)

P  L  U  S

                                         “The Masked  Ball”

              The Erma Foundation will sponsor  my “Fashion Walks for Autism” event to be held annually in New York city.  In addition to my  in the works “Fashion Walks for Autism” show in New York I am planning A “Masked Ball” to be held annually in France and  also hosted by The Erma Foundation.    The “Masked Ball”   will be held in Paris France and  attended by Jet Setters, Aristocrats and Royalty of Europe.

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ABOUT   CLEMMIE

              CLEMMIE IS A “BIG WHIG” IN WASHINGTON D.C. CLEMMIE –HAS AN OFFICE IN THE  J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING IN WASHINGTON D.C.

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                                                   MARK

1950's Vintage Dinner Bell from The Antiques Diva

 

             YEARS  AGO,  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  gave a wedding present to a couple–he–THE GROOM –was and IS a millionaire.  The wedding present ?     A Cristal  Dinner  Bell….

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DON’T FORGET ! plus THE BACK STORY ABOUT RENEE (with “10 Documents”)

January 24, 2011

 

In February I’ll use/I’ll post a New York  FAX  NUMBER (to collect orders for “10 Documents”) . . . .

 

 

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 “Renee Ashley Baker’s Rolodex” (for   Royalty, the Jet Set, Aristocrats, Diplomats, and the French  fashion and beauty industry).

Renee Ashley Baker’s Schedule:

 1.  April  15,  2011  Move to France

(Date Handsome Men in France)

2.  2012 Design Handbags (Tiffany & Co?)

3.  2013  Launch Perfume (Chanel?)

4.  2013  Publish “Live! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker (Renee Ashley Baker’s book about the Fashion and Beauty Industry. . . .

    IF–IF–I get the “deal” I’m seeking I do WANT the Burger Sotheby’s house on the French Riviera….

SHOUT  OUT  . . . . 

TO  PARIS  FRANCE:

From:  Renee Ashley Baker

        Can  I  get/rent/lease an apartment in Paris for  $3000 per month?   And will I be able to  move in  April 2011?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “meet with”  the Chairmen of  Chanel Corporation when I arrive in Paris France. 

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will live/RESIDE in Paris France (WITHOUT) Gale/Gail.   Gale/Gail  will NOT  be going to France with Renee Ashley Baker and Oprah Winfrey will NOT be going to France with Renee Ashley Baker.

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“insignia”

DON’T  FORGET  TO   ORDER  !

1000 orders ($99 each) if 500 or less ($297 each)

Make WIRE TRANSFER  or  CASHIERS CHECKS   Payable  to my first, middle and last name [E.R.A.]

(I’ll meet with Tiffany & Co and Janis Spindel when I arrive in New York) . . . .

 

CAFE   PRESS…

Oprah Winfrey has “Live Your Best Life”

Renee Ashley Baker has “Live! (In Progress)”

(I , Renee Ashley Baker, will design crocodile  handbags (for Tiffany & Co?) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will launch my perfume line (to be owned by Chanel Corporation in a 30/70 profit share ?) and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will set up my CAFE PRESS MERCHANDISE  STORE  (click link)

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

 

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THE   BACK   STORY 

To Whom It May Concern:

    The “BOSS”  in question was my boss at a company in Orange County California.  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  was on a sales staff  of 20 or so employees and was making what I thought–at that time–was “good”  money (I was making between $700-$1000 per week –which –I spent every weekend at Orange Coast Plaza –in  Cristal Court– and at Fashion Island –in Newport Beach).  The sales manager, Bob, (who was Jewish) was “cool”.    He had once been a “stock broker” who had made/earned  a million dollars.  His  wife (also Jewish) worked there as well and was the “very jealous type”  (but I assuaged any and all fears she may have had because I was funny and she laughed at everything I said).   The entire sales staff went skiing every weekend during ski season at Big Bear.  (They always invited me–Renee–to go with them but I always said “No” because –as I have said on this blog before–I can’t ride the T-lift).   TO BACK TRACK:   About  “the office”  –we were the Motley Crue for the “yuppie set” (as Orange County California always is).  There were two brothers who worked in the office–one looked just like Patrick Swayze — they were trying to start a line of “surfer wear”.   Also in the office was a non-Jewish couple who were “golfers”— they played on different “golf circuits” (and won money!).    The one “celebrity” in the office was a woman, who was maybe 70 years old (but you couldn’t tell it) and she used to babysit for DUSTIN HOFFMAN (Hi Dustin !).   Then there was myself–who–in addition to periodic splurges at the Bally Shoe Store in Cristal Court and supporting  Orange  County’s manicurists —I— was writing.   I was–at that time–working on a screenplay to “star” Tom  Cruise. The story was about a “talent agent” who “falls in love” with his client. . . .

(Note:  I’ve been pregnant three times by three white men  all three men are still living well. . . .) 

 ALL  MOVIE  PRODUCTION  SUSPENDED

NOW….

 re:  Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service 

         DEAR  Janis Spindel:  When I, Renee Ashley Baker,  arrive in  New York I will stop into your office. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “getting married” in the year 2011…. (HE must be 50-70 years of age, Caucasian/Jewish, a millionaire and reside in New York, Canada or Paris France. )

re:  U. S. CONGRESS  (BUY 3 for $299.00)

HOW  TO  ORDER:  “10 Documents”

To  U.S. Congress and To The Worldwide Press/Media

I must have 1000 orders  (at $99 per order) or 500 orders (you must buy 3 for $299.00).

  VISIT:  www.JFKRFKAshley.blogspot.com

 

re:  SOUTH OF  FRANCE

      Renee  Ashley Baker will be “moving” to the South of France. . . .

and  finally. . . .

RE:  DENVER

      Hoorey that Colorado’s Bill Ritter is out of that Governor’s mansion and Hoorey that John Elway is back in the Broncos’ front office where he belongs (I did not and I DO NOT want any of that missing  $70 million dollars !).. . . . 

NO to ALL those Renee Ashley Baker has previously said “NO” to. . . .(I can’t stand Jessica Alba, I can’t stand Christina Aguillera, and I can’t stand Jennifer Lopez etc etc etc)

(Still “NO” to Halle Berry, No to Tyra Banks, No to Whitney Houston,  No to Beyonce Knowles, and No to Janet Jackson).

   Signed,

   The  “fabulous”  Renee Ashley Baker