Posts Tagged ‘Lil Kim’

NEW PHOTOS ADDED BELOW–Christmas 2011 with Renee and her Relatives and Friends (plus Shopping,Partying,Going,Doing,Viewing, plus Cate Blanchett, and Queen Elizabeth II)

December 20, 2011

 

                                             

Merry Christmas

and

Happy Chanukah….

 

 

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                                  ALL  PHOTOGRAPHS  BELOW

                                                  (except  two)

                         were taken by Renee Ashley Baker

             (All photos taken with a Sony Cybershot Camera)

                      

  St. Louis  chasing a Tiger….

         So–I, Renee Ashley Baker–got busy before the “big game” and began taking pictures of my “relative’s house”.  Pictures of her fireplace with the TV on (I got a great shot of a Bengal in action don’t you think?)  Pictures of her telephone–which you can only buy in Europe, and pictures of her high tech refrigerator which you can only get if you have money). 

BELOW:  Miguel (The Grammy Award Nominated Composer/Engineer)  Getting  Water 

       

Big Close Up of The Frige….BELOW

Anyway—this is a “football household”. So–during my annual Christmas holiday visits I have to sit through the “Denver Broncos” game or I DON’T EAT (LOL).  I stuck, on the candleabra an unopened pair of Denver Broncos souvenir earrings.  (As in The Broncos are THE  LIGHT….)  My “Relative” is cooking “pheasant” that was ordered from a “gourmet food catalog”.

(above photo of Renee Ashley Baker)

“Merry Christmas and Happy  Channukah Everybody !  

                             Now Scroll Down !”

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Renee’s Favorite Quotes: 

                    “I believe that in the heart of each human being there is something which I can only describe as a “child of darkness”  who is equal and complimentary to the more obvious “child of light”  –Laurens van der Post

 “You don’t need to wait a minute to improve the world today”—Anne Frank 

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AND….

Gift Suggestion From The Queen:

The Bentley (of course):

 

  ” The Bentley Continental 2012 has an Ipad work station and a 6 3/4 twin turbo v-8 engine” says Wolfie  (er –I mean–Wolfgang Durheimer , CEO,  Bentley Corporation).

Merry Christmas to HRH Prince Charles, HRH Prince William, HRH Princess Kate, and HRH Prince Harry, HRH Prince Philip and HRH Queen Elizabeeth II

 

GO TO THE ART MUSEUM:

View Yousuf Karsh in Sepia and in Gray….

 

 

 

GO  TO  THE  MOVIES:

Renee’s Favorites This Christmas  ARE ….

Mr.  Hunt’s  Mission ?         I   MAXED

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

             

 

 

 

 

 

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WATCH/STREAM A MOVIE/VIDEO:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Renee Christmas Comedy Favorite?    “Trapped In Paradise” starring Nick Cage….

 

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       LISTEN  TO  A  CD

 

 

Buy CD by cellist Nina Kotova .  She’s fabulous and  plays her “Sketches from the Catwalk” (Nina is also a super model….)

 

 

 

 

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GOING OUT?  (HOLIDAY PARTYING AND ALL?)

 

 

What’s New In Cosmetics ?

Visit these websites:

Chanel Cosmetics and Make Up Online: http://www.chanel.com/en_US/fragrance-beauty/Makeup-88484

Cosmetics Cop:  http://www.cosmeticscop.com/

High Def Make Up Tips: http://makeupforlife.net/2009/03/the-truth-about-high-def-makeup.html

Please check the “high def camera” website.  Last year a “high def camera” nearly “destroyed” my internet visual existence….WHEW

AND

 

WHAT ‘S NEW IN HAIR (THE FAKE KIND?)

Visit

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite:  Joseph Fleischer

                                     

Joseph Fleischer Wigs :  http://josephfleischer.com/

AND

SOON  IT   WILL  BE   CHRISTMAS  DAY !

Got shopping left to do?

See HRH Princess Kate (featured on the shopping  website

” She Finds”….)

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Online/Internet  Shopping Sites:

BARNEY’S NEW YORK:   http://www.barneys.com/

NORDSTROM:  http://shop.nordstrom.com/

RED ENVELOPE:  http://www.redenvelope.com/

BLUE FLY: http://www.bluefly.com/

SHE  FINDS:  http://www.shefinds.com/

When you’re done shopping will you look as fabulous as this?

(above, the fabulous Cate Blanchett, in Christmas red)

 

and

 

speaking of   Locks  (goldi–locks?)

 

 

 

NO —NOT  THESE  LOCK S

 

 

 

 

these  locks

WHAT?  Is your password? 

Don’t let it be “Christmas” (or  “123456” or “fill in the blank”).  Use Renee’s favorite password protectors to protect your internet passwords.   TRY:

  Lastpass com;

Keepass com;

 Passwordsafe com;

AND

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(above, Oprah Winfrey in Christmas red)

Dear Oprah:  My “Relative” (the former debutant and sorority sister of the Obama book author) would be a great addition to Oprah’s “O Magazine”.  I’d like to see her (my “Relative”) do a monthly column about her “experiences” at the Country Clubs (the golf circuit she “participates” in).  She  (my “Relative” )  is a “Lexus” girl you know?  Can you hear me “O” ?

and…

YES,  STEVE   I  PHONE

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND….

Even though I’m NOT going to let Denver “have/own/run  a movie studio with “disrespect and force” I’m still going to say “Merry Christmas” to my Friends….

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

            

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                               (above, the fabulous Sharon Stone….)

  

 

           

(above, radio host/publisher  Glen Beck and family)

(above, Sandra Bullock with son Louis)

 (above Mel Gibson and daughter Lucia)

    

(above, Princess Stephanie, Princess Caroline and Prince Albert)

 

PORTRAIT:  BARBRA   AND   JAMES

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND…..

So….

        Now…..

                         FOR  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  

             

                    (above, Alain & Gerard Wertheimer of Chanel)   

                              Erma French Perfume and Design….

             I, Renee Ashley Baker, am happy to  launch my company Erma French Perfume and Design which will headquarter in Paris France and which, hopefully, HOPEFULLY will be purchased by Chanel Corporation.  The subsidiaries?  They will be–Renee Perfume #9,  Ashley Lane Jewelers, and Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed.  (The “Irmigard” handbag will be a $3,000 crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co ?).

 

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TO  LISTEN TO RENEE’S  SONGS  SCROLL  DOWN….

 

Advertisements

President John F. Kennedy “Looking Up” (plus The “Crown”, Babs, Paris Hilton, Andy and Television Broadcasters, Bankers, Financiers )

October 31, 2011

 

“LOOKING  UP  FOR   ST.  LOUIS”

 www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

 

 

 

 

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The Big “K” (View Video):http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id14.html

 

 

 

 

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SHOUT  OUT  TO :  

BABS,  FAYE,  ALI  AND  BRAD (I mean –Brange) 

          I have a secret to tell everybody about Famous Barr and about “____   Barr”.     

    I have  decided to put my “secret”  in  “56 Steps”  which would star Renee Ashley Baker and Tom Cruise (at Paramount )….

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PLAN  B

Dear   “Other People”:

1.  For a loan–LOAN–I’ll give six (6) 30 second TV Spots on my TV Special.

2.  Other People?  Other people being manufacturers of health drinks, restaurant chain owners, coffee manufacturers, architects/home builders, entrepreneurs and internet entrepreneurs.  (Your product, your store, your service will be the major sponsor of my TV Special).

3.  The Loan Amount:  $600,000.

4.  When Needed:  NOW

5.  Please expect an email from me on this.

HI  PARIS !     Need six advertising spots?

 

                                      PARIS     HILTON    INDUSTRIES

 

 

AND ….   ANDY

  “GOOD-BYE   ANDY”   From Renee Ashley Baker

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  Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to Paris France”.

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SHOUT  OUT  TO   MR. BECK:

       Dear  Mr.  Beck :

For a  $600,000-$1,000,000 advance I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will give you three novels (a trilogy about women–“Doe”–  investigators and the U.S. Justice Department).   I, Renee Ashley Baker, must retain “TV and Motion Picture rights”….

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                P  L  U  S…. I , Renee Ashley Baker, will be in the Bang & Olufsen store in New York City to buy my Bang & Olufsen TV’s for my house in France….Click my new Tripod “Addendum”  below….

http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Tripod.com

 

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NOW

SHOUT   OUT:

TO TELEVISION BROADCASTERS,  BANKERS   &   FINANCIERS

 

       

 

 

           

 Renee Ashley Baker’s  Bang & Olufsen Beovision Plasma TV

                   

                                  WHAT?     There is no sales organization for Television Producers?  I remember PSO (Producer Sales Organization) but that blew out (it crashed and burned if you will).  So–I’m selling my “Reality TV Special” myself as follows—-

1.  To Satellite TV: To Hughes Direct TV ? (for TV viewers with “satellite tv” only).

2.  To Cable TV: To TLC, or E! Entertainment, or Wealth TV or Fashion TV,  or Spike TV,  (for TV viewers with “cable tv” only).

3.  To Video-On-Demand TV: To Netflix, Amazon Instant Video ?  (for TV viewers with “subscriber TV”).

OR

3.  To Network TV : To CW? (for TV viewers with free network TV).

4.  To Internet-Online-TV: To The Online Network ? (for TV viewers who like to watch their TV  on their computer).

Note:  The Online Network will broadcast 6 months after 1st run of Satellite TV or Cable TV.

 

        

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STILL “NO” TO BRITTANY SPEARS & NO TO GEORGE CLOONEY & NO TO MADONNA AND NO TO OPRAH WINFREY’S OWN & NO TO GALE HURD , NO TO GAIL KATZ  & NO TO CHARLIZE THERON & NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE & NO TO JULIA ROBERTS….

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TO BANKERS AND FINANCIERS (re: “Renee Ashley Baker LIVE! In Progress”)

October 24, 2011

 VIEW: ADDENDUM TO TRIPOD…CLICK LINK BELOW

http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Tripod.com

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(above Rothschild Bank logo

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be getting a mortgage from Rothschild bank to buy my house in France.  I, Renee Ashley Baker was born at the rich Jewish hospital in St. Louis, Missouri)

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 TO  HEAR  MELLOW  TONE

CLICK LINK  BELOW:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=ubVmfUiHCrQ

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To My Bankers and Financiers:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing 4 hats on this one:  Executive Producer, Writer,  Star, and Music Composer.  Your most immediate attention is appreciated….

 View My New Tripod Addition….

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 Lil Kim…Will  She “Bee”  There ????? 

 

 

 

 

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I NEED  AN ALTERNATE GUEST STAR  FOR MANHATTAN TRANSFER ? 

(listen to “sample”  of  “CHRISTMAS CHILL OUT ” at bottom of this page…)

 

 

 

 

 

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  I, Renee Ashley Baker, wrote the song below about “being in love with a man”.  I will sing it–acapella –on my TV Special. 

      Note:  Neither Oprah Winfrey , nor Oxygen, nor Warner Bros/ nor HBO will be broadcasting my TV Special: “Renee Ashley Baker LIVE !  (In Progress)”

                   “The  Bells of St. Where  (Christmas With You)”

                                                                     by

                                                Renee Ashley Baker

                            Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker

                                       ALL  RIGHTS  RESERVED

When —I look in your eyes

It’s just a sign

That I’ve said for time–I will love you

But I realize, it’s all in my mind

For you’ve said good-bye to me

St. Nick—Oh do hear me quick

Just one wish for me, he’ll come back to me

Calling St. Nick—oh don’t let them ring, they’re ringing for me, they’re starting to ring—-

(chorus)

The Bells of St. Where

Ring you are not here

To bring Christmas cheer

A—nother snow has come and gone

I’ve waited so long

Return love that’s gone

Oh I want to spend Christmas with you….

(verse 2)

When—-I look at the stars

Twinkle a far

I want where you are—I still love you

But my heart re-starts–then fractures apart

For you’ve said “no more” to me

St. Nick—Oh do hear me quick

Just one wish for me, he’ll come back to me

Calling St. Nick–Oh don’t let them ring, they’re ringing for me, they’re starting to ring—-

The Bells of St. Where

Ring you are not here

To bring Christmas cheer

A—nother snow has come and gone

I’ve waited so long

Return love that’s gone

Oh I want to spend Christmas with you

(bridge—musical interlude)

(repeat)

St. Nick–Oh do hear me quick

Just one wish for me, he’ll come back to me

Calling St. Nick–Oh don’t let them ring, they’re ringing for me, they’re starting to ring—

The Bells of St. Where

Ring you are not here

To bring Christmas cheer

A—nother snow has come and gone

I’ve waited so long

Return love that’s gone

Oh I want to spend Christmas with you

(The End)

                                                   MEN  WILL BE THERE! 

Two men will be on the “TV Special” as  “dates” for Renee Ashley Baker.  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  LOVE men ! men! men! men!  I, Renee Ashley Baker am what they call “man crazy” (I’ve been so since I was a little girl).  So–I, Renee Ashley Baker, write “love songs” to men and–I, Renee Ashley Baker, write “love songs” about men.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, expect to “get hooked up” via Janis Spindel’s Matchmaking Service…

I keep saying “I Renee Ashley Baker” so the STUPID will know who I’m talking about on this webite!!!!

Renee Ashley Baker will be   MOVING   TO   FRANCE….

                              

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CLICK  LINK   TO LISTEN:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikGbrlj3bLs

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Why are you “hating”  the  Queen ?????

OSAMA TO OBAMA, SEPT 9 TO DC 9 (U.S.A. MA HEADLINE NEWS)

September 10, 2011

OSAMA RECEIVES BURIAL AT SEA

On May 2, 2011 Taliban General Osama Bin Laden’s body was lowered to its final resting place (at sea) from the Naval aircraft carrier U.S.S.  Carl Vinson.

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THE IRENE STORM (OR  WHO SHOOK THE CHINOOK ?)

On August 5, 2011 a U.S. Special Forces Team was shot down by an Al Qaeda Taliban misile—18 Wives Widowed—“NO  NAME”  given as to who loaded the team on board.

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SEPT 9   OR   DC  9

On September 9, 2001 planes flew but investigator/filmmaker Jonathan Elinoff (in his new documentary “Core of Corruption”) suggests that big bad Middle Eastern terrorists are really just a gang of “drug traffickers” using DC 9’s instead of cars to run dope….

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ATHEISTS SICK OF CROSS (OR WHO GOT CROSSED UP ?)

On July 27, 2011 the American Atheists  Party filed a lawsuit to prevent the WTC Miracle Cross from being added to the 9/11 Memorial.  (Peptides need Pepto should be the headline)

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OBAMA  “A DEFINING MOMENT”

On past posts I, Renee Ashley Baker, have told you (my readers) about my family.  About my relative who has his office in the J Edgar Hoover Building.  Well, my relatives’  FRIENDS are “gifted and talented” too.  The sister (of the relative officed in the J Edgar Hoover Building) has a SORORITY  SISTER who wrote a book—about President Obama.  The book is called “A Defining Moment” and its by Black photographer Patricia Duncan.  Patricia is available for interviews.  (OH–and don’t forget to buy MY ebook …read on  below….)

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JFK:  A  NU  BK  4  U

On November 22, 1963 President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas.  Read my 4part ebook series “Irma’s House Of Numbers” (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy).  Read it on your Ipad, your Kindle, your Nook, your Zoon, your Samsung Galaxy Tab.  Click link to Amazon Kindle: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_1_12?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-text&field-keywords=irma%27s+house+of+numbers&sprefix=irma%27s+house

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SHOUT  OUT  TO  CORPORATIONS

I need 1 Corporate Sponsor to give $250,000 for my Christmas/New Year/Birthday party ( in New York City)  OR  10 Corporate Sponsors to give $25,000 each for my party….

For Corporate Sponsorship:

SHOUT OUT to Rothschild Bank?, Chase Bank? Regions? or Ally?

SHOUT OUT to IBM Storage? , Carbonite? or Back Up My Info?

SHOUT OUT to XM/Sirius? or TIVO? or ROKU?

For Food, Beverage, Goodie Bag Sponsorship:

SHOUT  OUT to Canada Dry Gingerale, Kikkoman, Duncan Hines, JELL-O

SHOUT OUT to Stoli?  or Grey Goose? or Skyy? or KRU?

SHOUT OUT  to Microsoft Zoon and Microsoft Windows Phone (for Goodie Bags)

SHOUT OUT to Bumble and Bumble? or Sebastian? (for Goodie Bags) and

Just Who –Is Invited To Renee Ashley Baker’s  Party?

WHY  “The  Hive”  OF  COURSE

 

                              

Queen Bee aka Lil Kim

 

 

                       The Beehive  aka  “Snookie”

 

                                    SAVE   THE   DATE !

 (party for New York residents only — I can’t fit everybody in)

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER TAKES PARIS BY STORM !

On April 2012 Renee Ashley Baker arrived at Orly airport in Paris France wearing a Chanel dress, Chanel pearls, Jimmy Choo heels, and a “mink” by Barney’s….Renee says she’d like to design a furniture line to go along with her Tiffany (?) handbag collection, her Chanel (?) Parfum line ,  her Beautiful Day Bed French bed linen line,  and her Ashley Lane jewelry collection.  The furniture collection?  For Roche Bobois of course.                 

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER GETS MARRIED !

Renee Ashley Baker declared that she will “get married” on the Greek Island of Skorpios in a match made by New York matchmaker Janis Spindel….

he must be caucasian/Jewish, 50-70 years of age, and make $250,000 to $1 million dollars a year…

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13, SEPTEMBER READ RENEE’S NEW BOOK !

On September 13, 2011 You Can Buy Renee Ashley Baker’s  New ebook On Amazon Kindle. Price:  99 cents. 

The title? 

“9/11 :  Barbarians Through The Gates”……

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BLOGGERS–link to this post (copy and paste link): http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

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NO to Pam Anderson, NO to Reese Witherspoon, No to Warner Bros (no to “Nikita” TV Show), NO to Madonna, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Universal , No to Donald Trump…

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FOR PETITIONS ONLINE AND FOR MORE “NO” –SCROLL DOWN

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Atlantis: The Final Countdown, The Royals, The Irish, and Luxury Goods for You….

July 8, 2011

3000 Sales Per Month Needed….

BUY my ebook “Irma’s House of Numbers”

     (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

CLICK LINK TO AMAZON http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=irma’s+house+of+numbers&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Airma’s+house+of+numbers&ajr=0

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Speaking of Atlantis…How about a “The Silkie” from Atlantis (below)

Mermaid (aka Silkie) by Stefanos….

 Speaking of “Silkies” (which are Irish) how about the McPeake’s for the Colorado Irish Festival….

 

   Speaking Of  THE ROYALS….in  CANADA

HRH Princess Kate stands next to Prince William wearing a fabulous maple leaf  hat !   “CANADA  MY  CANADA !”

       

AND 

SPEAKING OF  THE LIFE OF LUXURY

    How about Renee’s Luxury Goods….Renee Ashley Baker will move to Paris France and design luxury goods.  For ?  ….Hopefully…. a crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co (which will sell for $3000 and be carried by HRH Princess Kate Middleton), a train case/make up case called “The Irmigard” (for Louis Vuitton?) and a hatbox called “The Irmigard” ( for Hermes?).

and….Renee Ashley Baker’s  Favorite Luxury Goods?

  Jimmy Choo always

and

     Earrings!  I, Renee Ashley Baker, love earrings!  The ones on the “Gossip Girls” are fab-u-lous!  

 SHOUT OUT TO SHESSMART COM:  Where do the “Gossip Girls” get  those earrings!

And

     Though I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to design a line–a collection –of fine French bed linen, how about the “atelier” collections  from Elizabeth Allen and Olatz Schnabel (Olatz also makes a collection of fine linen for baby beds)….

fine linens by Elizabeth Allen

fine linens by Olatz

and….SHOUT OUT TO BOSTON….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE THERE!

 

FLAG OF BOSTON

 

and

 

 

then  came

Lil Kim….

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Happy Passover….The Trip….(plus guess who?)

April 20, 2011

 

Renee  Ashley  Baker’s  new    “Easter   Shoes”

 

 

 

p l u s

                                           ALTER   EGO ?

 

                                                                     oR

 

                                        EGO    ALTERED

 

 

a n d

 

HAPPY  PASSOVER  !!!

P L U S

SHOUT OUT TO MY MAGAZINE PUBLISHERS:

I,  Renee Ashley Baker,  would like the following magazines to “promote” my reality TV show (which  I am proposing for TLC and Netflix TV ):

    a.  Gentlemen’s Quarterly (GQ)

    b.   Esquire

   c.    Vanity Fair

   d.    Interview

    e.   Cosmopolitan

    f.    Town & Country

   g.   Architectural Digest

  h.    Harper’s Bazaar

  i.     Vogue

           among others. . . .

 

 plus

SHOUT OUT TO THE POLITICOS:

1.  I Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT endorse Donald Trump.

2.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT endorse President Obama.

3.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will BE MOVING to France to  design handbags (for Tiffany & Co? and Princess Kate Middleton ?) to launch my perfume line (with Chanel Corp  30/70 split?) and….and….to “Get Married”.

     And  So….

NEW VIEW  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id13.html

Wednesday….

April 13, 2011

 

     IS  THERE  SOME  TYPE  OF  RUMBLE  GOING  ON ?

                                                      — Renee Ashley Baker

 

 

                                                             

                                                  DUH:

                               QUEEN   BEE’S   REVENGE

 

                                  Above  Nelly (from St. Louis)

P L U S

P L U S

P L U S

 

 Renee Ashley Baker would like an On Star sponsorship for her (TLC TV show ?) as all of Renee Ashley Baker’s cars will have  ON STAR  in them. . . .

        (NO TO GARMIN.  THERE WILL BE NO GARMIN TOUR)

P L U S

 

 An AT & T Sponsorship (for Renee Ashley Baker’s TLC TV Show?) 

(Renee Ashley Baker will remain with AT & T)

NOW….

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