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(#Father’s Day 2013: Generations of Greatness….#G.Q: Gifts and Quests for Dad aka Esq. aka #Esquire…)

June 4, 2013

President Obama with children

above, President Obama (aka Big Daddy?)

now…..

re: Marco Rubio

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, do not like Marco Rubio. Why isn’t Marco Rubio in jail for “mishandling” $210,000 in “campaign contributions”? Marco Rubio should “go to jail” like Jesse Jackson Jr, right? Marco Rubio is “crap” for trying to “set up” an “underground economy” of “illegal alien money”. So, “No” to Marco Rubio (also no to Nicholas Cage, no to Mathew Mcconaughey, and no to Ben Affleck…..)

NOW…..

PRESENTING…..

THE GREAT “SHOWBUSINESS DAD” (POPPA JOE JACKSON AKA DADDY OF “THE JACKSON 5″….)

Katherine Jackson with husband Joe Jackson

Renee Ashley Bakers Mother 1925-1985

HEY Paris: check out the dresses and the BIG hair on the “ladies” (aka Mrs Katherine and my Mother–the Beautiful Mrs. A/B)….

THEY’RE THE EXACT SAME….LOL!

(You’ve got a Golden Globe to win young woman….)

NOW…..

Father’s Day Gifts For Dad….

Visol 6oz flask

(above, a 6 oz nip– a NIPPY– for Dad by Visol)

or What About A Manse?

june-estates-01-maryland Doncaster Property Services

(above, EASTON MARYLAND, still on the market: 7 Bedrooms, 8.5 Baths, 12,000 sq ft and just $15 Million asking price….Contact: Doncester Property Services: 410-820-7676)

and….

what about

like “clockwork” ?

clockwork

SO

……now…..presenting…..

the

DAD IN CHIEF….

President Obama Father's Day 2012

BELOW…..

MORE GIFTS….FOR …. DAD (for Father’s Day)

BMW_Vision_Connected_Drive_04

(The Vision: Future Perfect BMW ConnectedDrive)

cannondale_flash_carbon_29_er_11

(The Flash: The Finest Mountain Bike In The World)

Louis Vuitton_Tambour LV227 automatic chronograph

(The Louis….aka The Tabour…The Finest Chronograph In The World)

Wicked Laser Torch Flashlight

The Torch: The Brightest Flashlight In The World)

Now…

Father’s Day 2013….

FREEDOM DADS

NORWAY-RIGHTS-OSLO FREEDOM FORUM

(above, Thor Halverson, founder “Oslo Freedom Forum”)

DOCTOR DADS

The Three Doctors Foundation

Sampson Davis George Jenkins Remick Hunt

(above, Sampson Davis, George Jenkins, Remick Hunt….founders of The Three Doctors Foundation)

STATESMAN DADS….

Statesman Julian Bond

(above, Statesman Julian Bond, another “friend” of my family….Julian Bond’s first cousin was a “friend” of my brother “James”….)

Now….Dads

FOR YOUR PARENTS

AARP-Card

(above, AARP Roadside Service is helpful)

FOR YOUR CHILDREN

FBI SOS Website

(above, the F.B.I.’s new Child Internet Safety Website)

AND….FOR DADS WHO GIVE

(Charity Giving: It’s Always In Season)

Mark Wahlberg The Gentlemens Fund

(above, Mark Wahlberg for The Gentlemen’s Fund)

Other Charities (for Dads)
The Ann Frank Foundation
Special Olympics.org

FOR ADVENTURE DADDIES (TRAVEL WILD ALASKA)

Travel Wild Exhibitions Alaska

FOR GOLFING DADDIES

Moscow City Gold Club

(above The Moscow City Golf Club….One of Renee Ashley Baker’s favorites)

FOR ACTION DADDIES

Laird Hamilton surfer extraordinaire

LairdHamilton_Teahupoo

Ride Waves like “The Big Kahuna” (aka Poppa Laird)

Waikiki-Paddle-Festival-Quicksilver 2012

OR….DAD CAN TRY….

The “Paddle” Festival: A New sport where Dad stands up and paddles.
(The above photo from the Quicksilver “paddle festival” 2012)

ipod case waterproof

(above a “waterproof ipod case”….so you can surf or paddle and listen to “Surfin Safari” by The Beach Boys)

NOW…..

I SAY…..

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY TO SOME CELEBRITY DADS ….

Tom Cruise with daugter Suri

TOM

bruce-willis_daughters-rumer-tallulah

BRUCE

Robin Williams rides down a slide with his kids Cody and Zelda at the "Happy Feet Two" Premiere at the Grauman's Chinese Theater

ROBIN

AND ON FATHER’S DAY….

…LET’S NOT FORGET THE

ROMANTIC DADS….

Romantic couple drinking Champagne

(above, romantic couple sip champagne….Is it Moet ?)

AND…..

HIS NAME WAS PIERRE….

coco-chanel-and-pierre-wertheimer-number-5

(above, Daddy #5…. That is, Daddy to number 5…. Chanel #5 that is….)

and

coming soon

HRH BABY DADDY

Prince William aka The Duke of Cambridge aka The Proud Papa To Be !

Prince William and Kate expecting a baby

and let’s never forget….

THE AMAZING HOWARD HUGHES

(What man doesn’t revere the great billionaire “genius” Howard Hughes)

Howard Hughes pilot

Howard Hughes 1953 Buick Roadmaster

(above, Howard Hughes “1953 Buick Roadmaster” sold in 2005 for $1 Million Dollars)

MY DADDY….

Renee Ashley Baker Buick 1

Renee Ashley Baker’s father (MR. ASHLEY) was a soldier (Army) and a Mason and A MAN…. (Click on Renee Ashley Baker above to visit Renee’s Website)….

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
Renee Loves New York (Hates California)
Renee Hates Football (Loves The Ballet)
Renee Hates Beer (Loves Moet Champagne)
Renee’s Party Affiliation (Democrat)
Renee NEEDS: “A Man–For A Love Match”
(HE must be caucasian, Jewish, 60-70 years of age, and…a Billionaire)

and

DAD…..AGAIN

Patriarch Joseph P Kennedy

above, Joseph P. Kennedy, the Great Patriarch

(Happy Father’s Day to all my ‘Kennedy’ daddyies. Click photo above to view TEF website)

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Still “no” to Miley Cyrus (because I think “they” are trying to make Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber into Gary Coleman!) and….I have “no projects” to do with Janet…. (However, “Hi Paris”).

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The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee 2012 Plus How England Still Swings With Style….A Look At The “New” English Rose and Other Things British)

June 5, 2012

HRH Princess Kate Middleton….
(the “new” English rose….)

Of Course, I love England, doesn’t everyone? Because of (and only because of) the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee I have decided to do just one more WordPress post….(THIS ONE)…

I want to “launch” a fashion and beauty industry company and–I’ve been thinking of “launching” a fashion blog….Of course, the ultimate would be for me to “write a column” for a Fashion Magazine, however, a “fashion blog” might be a good place for me to “break in”….

So–I have been perusing the style blogs just to see how it is done…And because of the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee I thought I’d take a look at London…I thought I’d take a look at the English blogs to see what the English women were up to “style wise”….What did I find? I found that England still swings…from the “racks”…and…. that there is a “brand new English rose”….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker
p.s. Long Live The Queen…..

Now…

Shall We Begin With:

“Patriotic Fashions From The Diamond Jubilee” ….

Chloe, 13, exhibits a “patriotic style” as she watches “the Queen” ride by during the country wide celebration of the Diamond Jubilee 2012….

An Indoor Celebration During The Diamond Jubilee ?
(I found this “patrotic” show of foot wear on the English blog Stylist Stuff…)

Jubilee Jewelry ?
I found this British Flag necklace on a English jewelry website…the diamonds are real….

NEXT:

Fashion Stuff FROM the Style Blogs of London (aka “The New English Rose”)

False Eye Lashes “Little Flirt” by Benefit….
I found this photo on the English blog “Stylist Stuff”…
(The blog’s author is a “stylist” for “celebrities” and for “showbusiness”)

Ever Seen Nails As English and as Pretty as These ?
(I found them on the English blog “Kingdom of Style”….)

For That Queenly Style….Try The English “For Coco” Hat Maker Judy Bentinck
(chapeaus mixing Anglais with la Francais… pour la tete–ais….okay?)

Tortoise Sunglasses by House of Harlow in Chelsea
(found on the English/French blog CoCos Tea Party)

From The Colony Comes Ugg…
(Ugg’s spring summer 2012 florals–florals that are a must have now)

The English Rose Rocks Haute Couture Style Too….

Sister Socialites Tamra and Petra of New York (and London)

English Actress Thandie Newton Rocks The LBD

Diamonds Are Forever?
(Then They Are Forever At Biddle…Bailey Banks & Biddle of London….)

Designer Stella — Stella of London
Or…. Stella of Strawberry Fields
(Wouldn’t That Be A Great Name For A Perfume? ….”Strawberry Fields”….)

Designer Betsey….Betsey splits spring summer 2012
(Now isn’t that “split” just like Betsey Johnson !)

Burberry….
(Is This the “new” look of MI5/MI6 ?….New look for the women that is…)

Wedding Shoe by Jimmy Choo of London
(Love In Black & White)

Fiction Or Real ? (You Decide)

The Beautiful Style of Downton Abbey….photo from Vogue (London)

Berenice The Bond Girl…
I Cannot Do A London Post Without “JB” Can I ?…..
(JB– James Bond–007– On Her Majesty’s Secret Service…That Is….)

NOW….

THE ROYALS

“The Royal Swans”

Prince Charles and Camilla in a “cookie eating contest” ????

Royal Purple Granny aka HRH The Queen

Queen Elizabeth and “The Kids”

TO BANKERS AND FINANCIERS (re: “Renee Ashley Baker LIVE! In Progress”)

October 24, 2011

 VIEW: ADDENDUM TO TRIPOD…CLICK LINK BELOW

http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Tripod.com

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(above Rothschild Bank logo

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be getting a mortgage from Rothschild bank to buy my house in France.  I, Renee Ashley Baker was born at the rich Jewish hospital in St. Louis, Missouri)

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 TO  HEAR  MELLOW  TONE

CLICK LINK  BELOW:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=ubVmfUiHCrQ

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To My Bankers and Financiers:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing 4 hats on this one:  Executive Producer, Writer,  Star, and Music Composer.  Your most immediate attention is appreciated….

 View My New Tripod Addition….

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 Lil Kim…Will  She “Bee”  There ????? 

 

 

 

 

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I NEED  AN ALTERNATE GUEST STAR  FOR MANHATTAN TRANSFER ? 

(listen to “sample”  of  “CHRISTMAS CHILL OUT ” at bottom of this page…)

 

 

 

 

 

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  I, Renee Ashley Baker, wrote the song below about “being in love with a man”.  I will sing it–acapella –on my TV Special. 

      Note:  Neither Oprah Winfrey , nor Oxygen, nor Warner Bros/ nor HBO will be broadcasting my TV Special: “Renee Ashley Baker LIVE !  (In Progress)”

                   “The  Bells of St. Where  (Christmas With You)”

                                                                     by

                                                Renee Ashley Baker

                            Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker

                                       ALL  RIGHTS  RESERVED

When —I look in your eyes

It’s just a sign

That I’ve said for time–I will love you

But I realize, it’s all in my mind

For you’ve said good-bye to me

St. Nick—Oh do hear me quick

Just one wish for me, he’ll come back to me

Calling St. Nick—oh don’t let them ring, they’re ringing for me, they’re starting to ring—-

(chorus)

The Bells of St. Where

Ring you are not here

To bring Christmas cheer

A—nother snow has come and gone

I’ve waited so long

Return love that’s gone

Oh I want to spend Christmas with you….

(verse 2)

When—-I look at the stars

Twinkle a far

I want where you are—I still love you

But my heart re-starts–then fractures apart

For you’ve said “no more” to me

St. Nick—Oh do hear me quick

Just one wish for me, he’ll come back to me

Calling St. Nick–Oh don’t let them ring, they’re ringing for me, they’re starting to ring—-

The Bells of St. Where

Ring you are not here

To bring Christmas cheer

A—nother snow has come and gone

I’ve waited so long

Return love that’s gone

Oh I want to spend Christmas with you

(bridge—musical interlude)

(repeat)

St. Nick–Oh do hear me quick

Just one wish for me, he’ll come back to me

Calling St. Nick–Oh don’t let them ring, they’re ringing for me, they’re starting to ring—

The Bells of St. Where

Ring you are not here

To bring Christmas cheer

A—nother snow has come and gone

I’ve waited so long

Return love that’s gone

Oh I want to spend Christmas with you

(The End)

                                                   MEN  WILL BE THERE! 

Two men will be on the “TV Special” as  “dates” for Renee Ashley Baker.  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  LOVE men ! men! men! men!  I, Renee Ashley Baker am what they call “man crazy” (I’ve been so since I was a little girl).  So–I, Renee Ashley Baker, write “love songs” to men and–I, Renee Ashley Baker, write “love songs” about men.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, expect to “get hooked up” via Janis Spindel’s Matchmaking Service…

I keep saying “I Renee Ashley Baker” so the STUPID will know who I’m talking about on this webite!!!!

Renee Ashley Baker will be   MOVING   TO   FRANCE….

                              

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CLICK  LINK   TO LISTEN:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikGbrlj3bLs

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Why are you “hating”  the  Queen ?????

Royal Wedding: HIS DAY (“Go Air Force!”)

April 26, 2011

 Listen to “Royal Wedding Song by Renee Ashley Baker” click link  below: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id1.html

 

                                              

 

THE  ROYAL  WEDDING . . . .

                                                                     

THE  OFFICIAL  ROYAL WEDDING  PORTRAIT. . . .

 

THE ROYAL  COACH (aka THE ROYAL ASTON MARTIN)

              Everybody who reads this blog knows that I absolutely “love” Prince William and Prince Harry….as did their Mum.

THE   ROYAL   FUTURE ?

           HRH  Prince William has a job.   HRH is a pilot for the Royal Air Force search and rescue squad:

HE’LL  LIVE  BY  THE  RIVER….

above, the Island of Wales    (P.S.  “I’ll  be  watching. . . .”)

VIDEO:  LISTEN TO THE  “CLASH” CLICK LINK BELOW:

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

 a n  d

THE WEDDING GUESTS WERE. . . .

                                                                    

above, The Beckhams….plus below

                                                     

VIEW  Guest Arriving  At Royal Wedding (click link below):

http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/gallery/2011/apr/29/royal-wedding-guests-arrive-pictures#/?picture=374094358&index=2

 note to my readers:

This page about the Royal Wedding is for my mother Irma Ashley  (aka  Irmgard) . . . .

                                            HRH and HRH

               Baby    William

                                                                 Brother   Harry                  

                     

now

The Royal Wedding: 

Majestic  “Majesty”  Magazine says the “after parties” will Rock!

 

With Anton (on Food) Michael (on Party Decorations) and William–the other William (on Music)….

Commemoratives:

From Australia:

plus

SHE’S  A  DOLL !

The Princess Kate Middleton Doll  $195

now playing at a toy store near you….

 

BUCKLEBURY TOUR….

You still have time to tour Princess Kate’s home town as Morton Travel is hosting the Royal Wedding Week Tour….

Wedding  Gifts:

Prince William and Princess Kate want their wedding gifts to be in the form of donations to charity….

Click link below to view the Royal list of charities:  http://www.royalweddingcharityfund.org/

ROYAL  BROADCAST….click link below for info

http://blogs.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2011/03/16/bbc-america-to-air-royal-wedding-live-and-commercial-free/

OTHER   ROYAL   ITEMS ?  

How about Royal Cassettes with a special booklet to commemorate the event, plus there are Royal Wedding apps for your smartphone….

http://www.phonesreview.co.uk/2011/03/09/official-royal-wedding-website-android-iphone-apps/

Hats, Hats, Hats!  All the ladies will be wearing hats to the Royal Wedding.  Below  view Royal Wedding Hats by Phillip….

READ “HAT FEVER” click link:

http://www.hurriyetdailynews.com/n.php?n=hats-off-britains-royal-wedding-stirs-hat-fever-2011-04-19

Who is invited?     Maybe…..

The Royals

Princess Clotilde of Savoy, Princess Mette-Marit of Norway, Princess Maxima of The Netherlands, Princess Mary of Denmark, Princess Marie-Chantal of Greece, Princess Caroline and Princess Stephanie of Monaco, Princess Michael of  Kent….

The Princesses:

Anna Mouglalis, Delphine Arnaut, Amira Casar, Innes de la Fressange, Betty Catroux, Ludivine Sagnier, Paris and Nicky Hilton, Amanda Hearst, Caroline Kennedy, Renee Rockefeller….

                                HISTORY!    HISTORY!    HISTORY!   

       A Walk Backwards Through Time (with  The Royals)

        

above, Royal Wedding of Queen Victoria to Prince Albert

               and….

We’ll never forget this history making march down the isle

                  

I guess MY invitation got lost in the mail (LOL)…. Anyway,  about Renee Ashley Baker:

I, Renee Ashley Baker,  plan to move to France and become a designer:

For Louis Vuitton:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to design a Train/Make Up case for Louis Vuitton called “the Irmgard”.

For Hermes:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to design a hatbox for Hermes called “the Irmgard”.

For Tiffany & Co:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to design a crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co called “the Irmgard”. 

  Irmgard, Irmigard, Irma is Renee Ashley Baker’s mother.

                                          (“Thank You Mommy”)

                                                                                                                   

now….

                                

TO BLOGGERS!   TO  WEBSITES! 

To Post MY “Royal Wedding Song” (copy & paste link below)

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id1.html

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“Merry Christmas!” (and “Happy Hanukkah!”) by Renee Ashley Baker

December 15, 2010

  

   Renee’s  Christmas 2010 with Family–meaning relatives! 

  (So–What–I’m Stupid Too!  Some will have to Excuuuuuuuse me!)

                Signed Renee       

http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/541360367

1000 (99) Kennedy Documents (click link below)

  P L U S  . . . . “Good-bye” To Blake  Edwards (Below)

 

 

 

 

 

 Christmas Song by Renee Ashley Baker (click link ):  https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com/2009/11/30/cyber-monday-online-shopping-plus-an-online-christmas-song-songwriting-contest/

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s beautiful  Mother (Mrs. Ashley)

              Dear Mother:

              I say,  “Merry Christmas Mother” because you made me French toast on Christmas morning (and because you made me French toast every morning when I was a little girl growing up in your house in St. Louis, Missouri).

               I say, “Merry Christmas Mother”  because you made every Christmas a happy and memorable one as I shall never forget your endless gifts to me of bubble bath and bath salts, nightgowns with matching robe and house slippers, necklaces and watches, and cameras and tape recorders.

                   I say, “Merry Christmas Mother” because I remember, even now, the beautiful colors, of the wheel that lit your silver Christmas tree and lit (warmly) the beautifully wrapped packages that you had carefully placed underneath it (year after year after year).

                    I say, “Merry Christmas Mother” because the smell of your Nestle Toll House Cookies and apple pies wafted through  the house every Christmas as I sipped iced tea through a straw out of one of your colorful plastic tumblers .  (I was only two years old at that time but it wasn’t until I was older that I got to drink out of the crystal glasses that my brother “James” brought to my mother from Germany.  The same crystal glasses (with the gold rims) that my brother would play music on whenever he came home for Christmas.  (Note:  It is my same brother–James–who was in the U.S. Air Force,  who did some “secret work” for the U.S. Secret Service,  who was friends with a real ‘Dupont’, and who lived on Fifth Avenue in New York just a few short blocks away from the Fifth Avenue apartment of  former First Lady Jackie KENNEDY  Onassis. . . .).

                     I say, “Merry Christmas Mother”  because you  were always beautiful and because I love you and because it is you who Royalty, the jet set, and other  “very important people”  will see when they look at this website and when they look at me.

Note:  My Mother (Mrs. Ashley pictured above) wore silk dresses and crocodile heels; wore real diamond jewelry (pictured above), wore a real leopard coat and  owned a  real sterling silver tea set (not silver plate).  My Mother (Mrs. Ashley pictured above) was an Eastern Star (the female equivalent of a Mason) and –My Mother (Mrs. Ashley pictured above)  was born in the great year (with Bentley) of  1 9 1 9. . . .
 

 For down to the wire last minute Christmas shopping Renee Ashley Baker’s  beautiful mother (Mrs. Ashley pictured above) recommends:

 

 

   

 

 

 

 

 

    McQueen’s Crocodile Shoes                  Cost:  $ 3,000

   Bentley (founded 1919 )                        Cost:  $190,000

                                                       and. . . .

                                     (Mother  also  recommends)

          

 

 

 

 

 

Jane Seymour’s Diamond “Z”                                     Chanel Gift Box Set

 (sold exclusively at KAY )                   ( sold at fine department stores)

                                                             

and  Christmas Charity (In England)

                                     “The Man Who Would Be King”

HRH has two charities he loves:  Duchy Originals (headed by Andrew Baker) and The Prince’s Trust (headed by Martina Wilburn).   Merry Christmas to HRH Prince Charles,  HRH Prince William ,  HRH Prince Harry and. . . . Merry Christmas to THE QUEEN  !

 

 

                                      f a s h i o n    w a l k s

                                 FASHION  WALKS  FOR   AUTISM

                                                        by 

                                         Renee Ashley Baker 

             While in New York   I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to set up (organize) a fund raiser to benefit autism.  (To benefit my autism research foundation:  “Special Olympics 2”).    I will name  my annual fund raiser (held both in New York and in Paris France) “Fashion Walks For Autism”.  . . .

                                                       a n d 

                                       HAPPY   HANUKKAH !                    

                         and

 

NOW  FOR  RENEE’S  FAVORITE  CHRISTMAS  DESSERT?  

                                                 why  Jello (of course)

                  

RECIPE:  Pink Champage Sorbet!

click link: http://www.ifood.tv/network/pink_jello/recipes

                                                           now 

                                                      for  you

                                       CHRISTMAS   MUSIC

                                      (and the winners are)

  

FROM THE FIRST ANNUAL “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER CHRISTMAS SONG  SONGWRITING CONTEST”:

To Listen To The Winners (click here): http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/522364884

 

 

p l u s. . . .

                                   “I  hear  Angels’  voices”

 To Hear Them (click link):

http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/541252738

 

                                                              and. . . .

                              “Twas The Drunk Tank On Christmas”

                                                                by

                                            Renee Ashley Baker

                                            (to read click link below)

          http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/541253591

                                                         and

                               What Does Renee Want for Christmas? 

                                 Well, Renee Ashley Baker wants. . .

From Janis Spindel:  I’d like Janis Spindel to “find me a husband” for FREE.  (He has to be Caucasian/Jewish–and be — alas–a millionaire). . . .

From:  Mr. Jimmy Choo:  I’d like Mr. Jimmy Choo (Princess Diana’s shoe maker) to come to my wedding reception in the south of France (on the yacht  Christina O ?).

From Tiffany & Co:  I’d like to design crocodile handbags for Tiffany & Co. . . .They’ll look like my mother’s crocodile handbag. (And  I’d like Princess Kate Middleton to carry one of the crocodile handbags designed by Renee Ashley Baker. . . .)

From Chanel:  I’d like Chanel Corporation to manufacture  my perfume line (Renee #9).   Chanel Corporation would  OWN my perfume line and the profits would  be split as follows 30/70 . . .(30%  to Renee Ashley Baker and 70% to Chanel corporation)

                                       MORE  GIFT  SUGGESTIONS ?

(the Nikon Coolpix for great holiday photos)

(Posterbrain for making posters of great holiday photos)

 P L U S

Renee’s   Nutcracker. . . .

 

 

 

 

                                                      

 

. . . .   Renee’s    Ballet

                                 The Moscow Ballet in “The Nutcracker”

                                              

 

 

 

and

 

    “Good-bye Blake Edwards”  from Renee Ashley Baker

 

                             

  
 

Santa 2

 

                                          TO LINK TO THIS POST

                                      (copy & paste link below)

                   https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com

 

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                                      not done shopping?

         (SCROLL  DOWN  FOR MORE CHRISTMAS GIFT  IDEAS)

                    

Thanksgiving! plus JFK, plus Mel Gibson, plus Black Friday !

November 20, 2010

   

                “Live! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker

ATTENTION  CHAIRMEN  OF  THE  BOARD:

Harper Collins/William Morrow and Co/Avon, Simon and Schuster, Hyperion, Viking Penguin, Atlantic Grove, St. Martin’s Press, HBG, Hearst Books, Bertelsmann/Random House/Knopf/Crown

                                  TO:  TEN BOOK PUBLISHERS

                                           A   PROPOSAL

                               A   LETTER  OF  AGREEMENT

THAT 1:  Publisher agrees: To publish a first printing of 350,000 books.

THAT 2:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker will receive (from the publisher) a CASH ADVANCE of 1 million dollars ($1,000,000).

THAT 3:  Publisher agrees:  Upon Publisher’s RECOUPMENT of said advance (by book sales) Renee Ashley Baker and the publisher would SPLIT all profits 30/70 respectively.

THAT 4:  Publisher agrees: Publisher shall retain EBOOK rights and AUDIO BOOK rights.

THAT 5:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker shall retain “all” MOTION PICTURE RIGHTS and “all” TV RIGHTS.

 

                                        HAPPY   THANKSGIVING  !

                                      from  Renee  Ashley  Baker

 

To: My Mother (Mrs Ashley): 

       VIDEO #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA&feature=related

To:  My Father: 

     VIDEO #2:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btOoDyMzNiM

 To:  My Brother  (James aka Baby Jesse)  :

     VIDEO #3:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__PU5CVSegg

To: Mel Gibson (Brother  2):

     VIDEO  #4:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q0VcgOfIQA

             

                           for   november

THE FORMER FIRST LADY. . . .

New Book “Dear Mrs. Kennedy” by Jay Mulvaney

Katie Holmes as First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy

and….

“Cirque Jackie”  written by and starring Andrea Reese (below)

plus the holiday. . . .

Thanksgiving Dinner Online?   (Your  Gourmet at Pfaelzer com)

Appetizers Anyone ?

Pate on toast at Petrossian com

Beluga by itself at Petrossian com 

 

and  A Glass Of  Wine . . . .

       the classic

the light. . . .

 

the alcohol free wine. . . .

 
and then theres
The   Bubbly !

"Moet"

 

So—

Take a clutch to the Party. . . .

 

then

don’t forget

BLACK   FRIDAY:  The  $200 HDTV special 

“This deal is out and around”   but, warns  digital Goddess Kim Komando,  “It’s  720p  (not   1080p)”  . . . .

above, 19inch  JVC HDTV (cost: approx  $330)

WRITE ABOUT IT SMYTHSON:

 above, Day Planners by Smythson of Bond Street (LONDON)

and

VIDEO  DAD OR VIDEO  MOM ?

above, virtual video….(Say wha!  It’s here?)

and

Help for Grandma and Grandpa or _____?

above, Heat Trak snow melting mat for your front walk .  It really melts snow!  Sold at all BIG BOX STORES (now go get one). . . .

WANT TO TREAD  SAFELY THIS WINTER?  

Try Co Authority Carbon Monoxide Warning System

NOW

 FOR THE HOLIDAY:   

 At the  Westin Resort in Vail (AAAA)

at the movies

Below scene from:  Warren Miller’s new ski film “Wintervention”

 

So–You Wanna Be A Princess?

      marry a prince. . . .

plus

A Princess who designs jewelry:  Dorothy Hamil Designs Jewelry To Benefit Breast Cancer (exclusively at Helzbergs)

and

A Princess who Still Designs Wraps:

 above, the little black wrap. . . .

Well, 

Laser It  !

The Fraxel Laser beauty treatment by Dr. Patricia Wexler

Dr. Patrica Wexler (Renee Ashley Baker’s New York dermatologist?  I’d  like an appointment  Dr. Wexler. . . .)

and LASTER IT!    Zeltig Laser Fat Freezing aka Coolscupting

this laser really freezes fat !
 
 
and
What’s new with Housewives?

Socialite Sonja Morgan

for Princess Partying:  Why Chanel Cosmetics of course. . . .

For Partying:  Party Food

Dinner Rolls: (Mrs. Ashley’s favorite!)

Party Like Madmen:

 

A  Bunny Princess (In White):

                                               Suri  Cruise

 

vs

 

The Black Swan. . . .

                            Shiloh  Jolie  Pitt

 

and

The eye sees. . . .

Rare Pink (sold by Sothebys for $46 million dollars). . . .

 

 

PRESIDENT  JOHN  F. KENNEDY

PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY  AS    “J.J.”

VISIT:  www.JFKRFKASHLEY.Blogspot.com

 

Renee Ashley Baker  as The Mermaid

Visit Renee’s  Tripod: (click link) http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

 

Halloween:Moms,Monsters,and Making Butterbeer

October 20, 2010

 

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Halloween Costume? (see answer below)

Quiz:  WHO   SHE?

 

Answer:  A  Beautiful  Princess

 

Quiz  2:  WHO  HE?

                                HAPPY      HALLOWEEN     EVERYBODY  !

 

 

 

 

View My New Website:  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

Want A Poster Of Your Child Wearing His/Her Halloween Costume?

 

Try PosterBrain com

and

 

what about ?

Tales (Er  Dollars)  From The Crypt ?

Who are the top (deceased) money earners of 2010 from merchandising/licensing  of T-shirts, posters, biographies, shrine tours,   etc etc etc )  

List includes:  Elvis Presley($42 Mil),  Albert Einstein ($20 Mil), Andy Warhol ($19) ,  John Lennon ($24) , Johnny Cash ($8 Mil), Dr. Seuss (Theodore Geisel $10 Mil) and Kurt Cobain $50 Mil(among others)   

 

So. . . .IT’S   HALLOWEEN

Still Don’t Have Your Halloween Costume?    Try  Spirit  Costume Store. . . .

 

above, Mork from Ork . . . 

 

and—Want To Advertise?

  (buy an ad  $39.99)

My name (Renee Ashley Baker) produces 7,900,000-11,200,000 “BING”  search results (that’s more than Kate Gosselin but less than Paris Hilton who’s name produces 68,000,000 results. . . .)

 

                                       (Butterbeer  Recipe   Below)

 OCTOBER  IS  FOR  MOMS : (to soap up kids?)

So Moms  ‘soap em up’ with Halloween ‘duck soaps’ from the Quacker Gift Shop (owner Jennifer Brown) . . . .

 

 

plus….Other Great  Products (from the Quacker Gift Shop): 

1.    Loofa Soap Scrub  (It’s loofa and soap combined)

2.   Body Butter  (It ROLLS onto heels and elbows) 

CLICK  LINK  TO  BUY:   http://www.quackergiftshop.com/cat/86-Halloween-Ducks.html

plus….also for Moms:

Buy specially marked packages of  Wet Ones(marked with Pink Ribbon) and benefit the Breast Cancer Research Foundation . . .

 

 

 

 

 

OCTOBER IS FOR MONSTERS: 

This Year’s Most Popular Halloween Costumes (in the USA)?

 

Super Mario (from Party City) . . . .

Harry Potter (from Party City) . . . .

Steam Punk (from  . . . .)

and the

Most popular Halloween costumes (in Germany)?  Why Boheme Sauvage (celebrating Germany’s  Roaring 20’s Revial) 

the  Most popular party/costume company (In England)?  Why Carol Middleton’s costume company Party Pieces (Carol is the Mum of Prince Williams girlfriend/fiance Kate Middleton)  Below a “Pink Witch” costume from Party Pieces. . . .

Click Link To Party Pieces:  http://www.partypieces.co.uk/Default.asp?&cookie%5Ftest=1

Yes–here it is. . . .THE  Halloween costume of 2010. . . . The ‘Palin Pup’  !

 

 

 

 

A N D

 

SO—What costume will Prince Harry wear this year?   Maybe Party City’s  ‘King Noble’ ?   ( “Blah de  blah, blah” )

RECIPES:

Harry Potter & The Hogwarts Authentic Butterbeer   from   Mugglenet.com (click link below):

http://www.mugglenet.com/misc/rosmertas/butterbeer.shtml

 

plus . . . .

JANIS SPINDEL MATCHMAKING:  Renee Ashley Baker is ‘looking for a husband’  (to dress up in costumes with on Halloween).  His qualifications:  Caucasian, 50-70 years of age, and must reside in Colorado, New York, Canada or Europe. 

Renee Ashley Baker will be MOVING TO NEW YORK (then to France to meet the Chandon family and the Chairmen of Chanel, LVMH, and Hermes). . . .

NOW—-view Renee Ashley Baker new Halloween VIDEO (click link):  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

Parties For Children: Halloween or Birthday (How To)

October 17, 2009
Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Xero79 (on Flickr)

Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Xero79 (on Flickr)

 by Novembertwothousandandeight (on Flickr)

by Novembertwothousandandeight (on Flickr)

Whether It’s Halloween (or Birthday) Here Is How To Throw A Hardy Party (For Children)

Purple Witch costume at Partypieces.Co.Uk (England)

"Purple Witch" costume at Partypieces.Co.Uk (England)

Disneys Little Mermaid (Ariel)

Disney's Little Mermaid (Ariel)

Want to throw a Halloween Party fit for a ‘Purple Witch’ and her 20 guests? Try ‘PartyPieces.Co.Uk’ (in England). Party Pieces is Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite holiday party company. It (the company) was founded by Carol Middleton, Mum of Kate Middleton (the sometimes paramour and friend of England’s Prince William).
Note: Don’t forget Ariel: The ‘Disney Little Mermaid Ariel” costume above can be purchased at PartyCity.com. PartyCity, a party supply store, also sells Darth Vader costumes (for men and boys), Star Trek Vulcan (for men and boys ) and various other costumes (including many for women and girls).

WHAT ABOUT A BLOCK PARTY?

Why not throw a Halloween “BLOCK” Party for 20 kids and 40 parents? Skip going out for “Trick Or Treat” this year and throw a block party for 20 kids and 20-40 parents. It’s easy. Just log onto Kate’s mum’s website PartyPieces.Co.Uk or — visit your nearest party supply store. Pick up supplies like orange and black paper plates, orange and black paper napkins, orange and black plastic spoons, orange and black light bulbs, scary plastic “skull” (or “witch”) tumblers, orange and black streamers, super sticky ‘spider webbing’, novelty “treat” bags (for 20), and oh–don’t forget the orange and black “custom” invitations (which you can deliver yourself door to door when you get back home).

JUST WHAT WILL PARTY GOERS DO AT THIS BLOCK PARTY? GET THE ‘HALLOWEEN NIGHT FRIGHTS’ OF COURSE. HERE ARE TWO “FRIGHTY” MOVIES FOR KIDS TO WATCH ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT.

For Teens and Tweens

Resident Evil (2002)

Resident Evil (2002)

For The Little Kids

Wednesdays Family

Wednesday's Family

And…

For The Memories….

President John F. Kennedy with Lil Caroline and Lil JJ at Halloween

President John F. Kennedy with 'Lil Caroline and Lil JJ' at Halloween

<emFOOD AND DRINK:

Just What Do You Serve At A Halloween Block Party For 20 Kids and 20-40 Parents?

The Kids Menu:
A tray of sandwiches: roast beef, turkey, ham & cheese (removed crust and cut into ‘tea sandwich’ size)
2. Juice Boxes (for 20 kids) and
3. Halloween Jello Parfait

The Parents Menu:
A tray of Monte Cristo sandwiches 2. A Swedish Glogg (made with Red Wine)

RECIPE: DELI MONTE CRISTO SANDWICHES
4 slices rye bread
4 thin slices deli ham
2 thin slices deli turkey
2 tablespoons deli coleslaw
2 tablespoons Thousand Island salad dressing
2 slices Swiss cheese
2 eggs

On two slices of bread, layer a slice of ham and turkey, coleslaw, salad dressing and cheese. Top with remaining ham and bread. In a shallow bowl, whisk the eggs. Dip both sides of sandwiches in eggs.
In a nonstick skillet coated with non-stick cooking spary, cook sandwiches over medium heat for 2-3 minutes on each side or until bread is toasted and cheese is melted.
Yield: 2 servings

RECIPE: SWEDISH GLOGG (with Red Wine)
3 1/2 cups water
1 tablespoon whole cloves
1/4 teaspoon ground cardamom
2 (3-inch) cinnamon sticks
2 (750-milliliter) bottles dry red wine
1 cup raisins
1 cup sugar

Combine first 4 ingredients in a large saucepan; bring to a boil. Reduce heat; simmer 20 minutes.
Strain liquid through a sieve into a bowl, discarding cloves and cinnamon sticks. Returns liquid to saucepan. Stir in wine, raisins, and sugar, and cook misture over medium heat just until sugar is dissolved and mixture is thoroughly heated. Serve warm.
Yield: 18 servings (serving size 1/2 cup)
Note: Nonalcoholic dry red wine may be substituted for regular wine, if desired.

RECIPE: HALLOWEEN JELLO PARFAIT
Jello Brand Gelatin Orange (for 20 children)
Cool Whip Whipped Topping Vanilla (for 20 children)
Food Coloring in Black (to color Cool Whip)

1. Prepare Jello in large bowl (and refrigerate till chilled)
2. Color Cool Whip (with food coloring and a large spoon)
3. Alternate Jello and Cool Whip ( in ‘tumblers”)
Serve With Orange and Black Spoons
Yield: Serves 20 children