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(THE BIG GUNN ?) My Daddy — My Father (aka MR. ASHLEY “THE LION”) Did Not Want Me With Women He Wanted Me With MEN…. So—“Happy Labor Day 2014!” Below a Tribute to My Mother Lady Erma/Irma and to My Brother James; also Renee’s new M.I.A. Video (plus “other” things to do over the holiday weekend)….

August 25, 2014

Heroes of Greece

“MY HEROES” (NOW COMPLETED)

by

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

My Heroes have always been MEN. My Father (Mr. Ashley); My Uncles (Masons and U.S. Army Men); and My Brother (James who spent 28 years in the U.S. Air Force). However…occasionally, there have been MEN (not related to me) that I, Renee Ashley Baker, DO admire and respect and Muhammed Ali was (and is) one of those MEN. Muhammed Ali and Me go back a long way. I, never met him of course but I, Renee Ashley Baker, remember him before he became Muhammed Ali; I, Renee Ashley Baker, remember him back when he was Casius Clay. I, Renee Ashley Baker, was watching when Casius Clay (aka Muhammed Ali) re-took his title (and became “America’s Champion”). I, Renee Ashley Baker, remember all the “hoopla” and the “chants” that resounded wherever Muhammed Ali went: “Ali Ali Ali”…. And…. yes, I, Renee Ashley Baker, actually saw the “Thriller in Manilla”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, actually bought tickets (or got my tickets paid for as I really don’t remember now) and we all know how the “Thrilla in Manilla” went…you got to your seat (in the theatre) sat down, then stood up again—and left…LOL. Yep, those were the “good ole, good ole” days. Muhammed Ali made rich by Roone Arlidge (at ABC). Muhammed Ali, his houses and his cars; Muhammed Ali, his wives and his girlfriends (remember Portia? the divorce? the settlement to the first wife? It was ALL THAT and a bag of PATE !…) Of course, by this time, I, Renee Ashley Baker, had moved away from home. I, Renee Ashley Baker, was age 17 1/2 and was living outside the state of Colorado with “various MEN”; and it was these “various Men” who taught me “the fight game”….And, it was ABC Sports, Roone Arlidge and Howard Cossell that made Muhammed Ali “Rich”. Boxing, like I said, was something I learned about from my “various boyfriends” and LOVERS; I learned from MEN who “watched the fights” when the “fights” would come on TV. (It was one of these MEN–these “boyfriends” who taught me what “Rabbit Punching” was….LOL.) It (the fight game) went from ABC TV to Pay-TV (Showtime) then to Pay-Per-View. There was a period when Las Vegas ran boxing (and I, Renee Ashley Baker, always hated Las Vegas. I, Renee Ashley Baker, had co-workers who’d invite me to Las Vegas for their every weekend “Las Vegas fun trips” but I, Renee Ashley Baker, always said “NO”)…..Steve Wynn bought boxing and everybody made money EXCEPT the “Fighters”. Although for a while ….Mike Tyson had money, mansions and cars (remember Robin Givens of Sarah Lawrence? and her “battles” with the hangers-on about the “porta-potties”…LOL….What, by the way, did Robin Givens get in that divorce settlement? If, I recall correctly it was only a fraction of what she asked for). And….as we all know Mike Tyson went to prison and later admitted that he was broke (bilked/robbed by “promoters”) although he–Mike Tyson– was, at least he seemed, finally happy and “funny” when I saw him on ABC TV’s “House Swap” TV show…..
SO, the last “fighter” that I saw fight was Sugar Ray Leonard (the Olympic champion) and of course I’ve promoted the “George Foreman Grill” on this Blog. (I’ve only read about the new Champ “Floyd Mayweather” on Judiciary Report. It seems he “hit the girlfriend” that he’d given a $60,000 Hermes handbag too….LOL….)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, can’t stand “American Sports” now. I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate the HGH crooks like Lance Armstrong and the various HGH “baseball cheats”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate the “so-called football players” like John Elway whose “shady” business deals involved “unsophisticated investors” who “lost their pension retirements”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, am leaving the United States because it (the United States) is allowing “4’9 Mexican Peppy” to “run things”. Well, Peppy isn’t “man enough” to run (to boss) Renee Ashley Baker, so, Renee Ashley Baker is going to Europe. I, Renee Ashley Baker am “moving to Europe” to get away from the “Squaw Village of Poor Women” that the United States has become. (73 Million Poor Women Reside In The United States Below The Poverty Line!)…

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am moving to France (moving to Europe) where the MEN are MEN!

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFLLY WITH THE WERTHEIMERS)….

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IF MY BROTHER (JAMES) IS A SHARK…THEN…MY FATHER (MR. ASHLEY) WAS A LION….THE “CHANEL” LION….CLICK ON THE LION BELOW TO VISIT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “52 MEN” (A YEAR) VLOG….

Chanel lion in Paris France

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BY THE BYE, CAN BURBERRY CUSTOM MAKE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER A MINK LINED WHITE TRENCH COAT?

and…FYI/411/DID YOU KNOW….

THAT….

“Maya” aka “Mathangi” aka “M.I.A” was two years old when I, Renee Ashley Baker, learned to play the GAMELAN? (LOL)

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Labor Day 2014

TRAVELING? TRAVEL WITH SAFE MONEY….

Le Mans Z Money Clip

Travel with the world’s safest money clip…the Le Mans “Z” clip (a money clip w/carbon fiber and RFID)

TRAVEL WITH “SAFETY” KNOWLEDGE

Download to your smart phone or android phone John Wiseman’s Survaval App “SAS”

John Wisemans SAS Survival Guide cell phone app

GET EM WHILE THEY’RE HOT….NOW SHOWING AT AMAZON INSTANT VIDEO….

The Man In The Gray Flannel Suit

The Lost Weekend

The Days of Wine and Roses

The Swimmer

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AND….JUST ADDED…..

“I’M THE GOVERNMENT AND I’M HERE TO HELP YOU”…..(SCROLL DOWN)

Little Nellie  James Bond 3

AND…RENEE ASHLEY BAKER NEWS….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS LEAVING WITH MEN…

….FOR MEN (IN PARIS FRANCE!)

(CRAP ON LOS ANGELES…OKAY?)

announcement in white

If, I, Renee Ashley Baker, decide to “do music” I, Renee Ashley Baker will “set up” (form) my own “Band”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “hold auditions” for musicians (for band members) AFTER I, Renee Ashley Baker, arrive in France. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will hire ALL EUROPEAN MEN for my Band as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be the only FEMALE band member. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, may, MAY hire two MALE rappers –both “Middle Eastern” –one of the two Israeli. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will SIGN my new Band with Virgin Records or with Bertelsman , or with Sony. (No EMI, No Universal and No Interscope, No to Dr. Dre, and No to Eminem, and No to Rihanna and No to Beyoncé and No to Jay-Z). Of course, I, Renee Ashley Baker, still have my “Dancer Centre MyWay” ballet company from KIEV….
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William Ashby Knights Chain Mail

above, “chain mail” belonging to Sir William Ashby
…. KNIGHT

National Portrait Gallery honors Robin Williams

NATIONAL PORTRAIT GALLERY IN WASHINGTON DC…PAYS TRIBUTE TO ROBIN WILLIAMS….

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above, china cabinet belonging to my Brother James (in my brother’s Cherry Hills N J home) on display you can see the Mikasa fine bone china, the crystal stemware and the STERLING SILVER PLATTERS.

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THE SHARK: above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Brother (James) in his home, in Cherry Hill N J at Christmas time …

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above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma) in Cherry Hill N J at Christmas time. My Mother is wearing her favorite color as you can see (GOLD).

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RELATIVES: EVERY summer my Mother Erma/Irma (standing behind us all wearing the blue dress) would take us on “vacation”. First it was to Colorado. Then in later years Mother would vacation “annually” in New Jersey, in New York City (The Hamptons), in St. Louis and at the annual “Family Reunions”). Pictured above, starting at left is the little boy: He is an adult now and he was awarded a “commendation” by FBI Director Robert Mueller for exceptional police work (his office is in the J.Edgar Hoover Building in Washington DC); and he–the little boy–now has a son (Miguel) who is a Grammy Nominated musician, both he and his son (Miguel) reside in the “wealthy community” of Roswell Georgia. Next to him (in the yellow dress) is a “country club debutante Democrat” whose “sorority sister” wrote and published a “photo book” about President Obama’s 2009 “presidential campaigne”; Next to her (in the black & white check dress–with the “Harlequin” collar) is myself (Renee Ashley Baker); notice how everybody is looking forward except me I’m looking “askance” (with my astigmatism) at the “height”…. we’re all standing atop Royal Gorge Bridge….! My Mother (Erma/Irma) bought the “Harlequin” dresses at Stix, Baer Fuller or Famous & Barr in St. Louis….

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The Funniest Movie I Ever Saw….”THE WORLD ACCORDING TO GARP”

Robin Williams in The World According To Garp

GOOD-BYE ROBIN…

Robin Williams 2

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MY ANSWER IS STILL “NO” TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS ….

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:
http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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Shark Week

sHARK

iT’S “Shark Week” Again on the Discovery Channel….8/7 central time….

“Be Careful What You Fish For”…..

I, Renee Ashley Baker, had one brother (James). I loved my Brother and he loved me. My brother (James) also loved our Mother (Erma/Irma). My Brother (James) loved New York City (he ran a department for the city of New York after he retired 28 years from the U.S. Air Force) and he (my brother James) loved Cherry Hills New Jersey!

Below…Moore about James

Brother Wireless Color Desk Top Scanner (with Web Connectivity). Also below “pearls” that my Mother (Erma/Irma) would have loved (the “gold ones”); my Mother (Erma/Irma) loved and wore 24kt gold jewelry. Both Mother and I owned “real pearl rings and earrings” that came from Tokyo Japan (probably Mikimoto)that were purchased for us by my brother James (when he was stationed in Japan)…..Also below, The Mellon House (Bunny and Paul Mellon’s Fifth Avenue apartment now for sale at Sotheby’s Real Estate. Asking Price: $40 Million Dollars)….Also below the New York City (Fifth Avenue) apartment where Jackie Kennedy Onassis lived in New York, my brother (James) owned an apartment on Fifth Avenue that was about a block away from Jackie O’s. He (my brother) would tell me about how he would often see Jackie Onassis walking to and from HER Fifth Avenue apartment….

Brother Color Wireless Document Scanner at FoxxSales com

I Love Cherry HIll

Assael 3

Assael 2

Assael jewelry

The Mellon House Fifth Avenue

1035 Fifth Avenue apartment of Jackie Kennedy

Jackie Kennedy 2 1040 fifth avenue

SO ….

YOU WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT “THE GOVERNMENT” ????

REQUIRED READING FOR LABOR DAY WEEKEND…

Little Nellie James Bond

Within Arms Length by Dan Emmett

“Within Arms Length” by Dan Emmett (U.S. Secret Service)

Good Hunting by Jack Devine CIA

“Good Hunting” by Jack DeVine (C.I.A.)

Lone Survivor by Marcus Luttrell

“Lone Survivor” by Marcus Luttrell (Decorated Navy Seal)

and REQUIRED FRAGRANCE FOR MEN…
Andy Warhol Bond 9 by Hermes

Andy Warhol Bond 9 For Men by Hermes

and REQUIRED FOR TRAVELING MEN…

THE WORD’S BEST LUGGAGE TRACKERS….

STICKNFIND….

Stick N Find

OR…

BIKN

Bikn luggage tracker

and if you NEED BRASS TAGS ? TRY ENGRAVED ONES BY NAPTAGS

Engraved luggage tags by NapTags

NOW….

FOR HIM AND FOR HER….

ESSENTIALS FOR HER…..

OLD LOUIS

Below Marc Jacobs (Graffitti Bag in Army Green, Pink and Orange)

Louis Vuitton army green

NEW LOUIS

Below Marc Jacobs (Final handbags for Louis Vuitton ….)

“The Goddess Hera’s Feathers”….
….I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to take one of these “feathered bags” with me to Paris France….

Marc Jacobs final bags for Louis Vuitton

Marc Jacobs

RETIRING this year, from Louis Vuitton is designer Marc Jacobs….Below Marc’s apartment on the Champs de MARS in Paris France….

Marc Jacobs apartment on the Champ de Mars

Moore Louis Vuitton Wardrobe Below: Cost $50,000

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, called the Louis Vuitton store, because I want one of these “LV Wardrobes” to take with me to Paris France….I was told that it takes six months to get one….!!!)

Louis Vuitton wardrobe monogram

Articles de voyage tote by Marc Jacobs for LV

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “moving to Paris France” to date 52 Men a Year (My MEN must be Caucasian/Jewish, No Politicians, No Athletes, No Showbusiness)….And….I, Renee Ashley Baker, also hope to launch Erma French Perfume and Design (with The Wertheimers—hopefully?????)….Below….Something for Renee to wear at The Captains Table (on the Queen Mary 2)….

THE CHANEL COUTURE EYE….

Chanel Couture eye

Chanel headress 2014

Karl Lagerfeld
NOW…

BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

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RENEE’S….NEW SONG….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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NEW….GoPro WHITE….

GO PRO WHITE

VIEW “RENEE GOES TO PARIS FRANCE”….(A NEW “GO PRO” CHANNEL….FROM EUROPE!)
click link below to view:
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UClOQkosBB9RokG5PFyZdJMQ

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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Please post this BLOG link on your TWITTER and on your FACEBOOK. Copy and paste link: http://www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

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Announcement

Queen Mary 2

Did I say that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “sailing” to France aboard the Queen Mary 2? YES, I will and I’ll be making, filming (digitally) a “Documentary” of my trip. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to give this Documentary (free of charge) to Direct TV Video On Demand….so that it can be a “freebie for their audience….

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MY PUBLICIST…
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HOPING TO HIRE KCD WORLDWIDE…..I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING MY “FIRST PUBLICITY” TO BE MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S ENROLLMENT IN FASHION SCHOOL IN PARIS”….OR MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IN HER FABULOUS HOME OVERLOOKING THE MEDITTERANEAN”….WHAT A STORY!

KCD

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I said NO

P.S. STILL NO TO OPRAH WINFREY….OPRAH WINFREY IS NOT COMING ON THE QUEEN MARY 2 WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, happen to favor Cate Blanchett, at this time, as well as Helen Merrin. My old favorites are Helen Hayes, and the great actress/director/singer Barbra Streisand (to name a few).

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June 16, 2014

NOW….

First, The Facts….

MCA and The Mob

“RONALD REGAN, MCA, & THE MOB”….

Interscope Records

Click Link Here To Read Why I Won’t Work For Warner Bros: http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW HOUSE IN FRANCE….THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL…JAMES BOND….(AND MEL GIBSON?)….BOUGHT

Cote d Azur

MR. KISS KISS BANG BANG ?

“JUST SAY PLEASE” (Title of Renee Ashley Baker’s James Bond Novel?)

Intro by Renee Ashley Baker (“Reckless With Your Love” by AZARI & III)

(Intro–Begin 18 sec–Repeat 4 Times)

Say please, Pretty please, Thank you please, I’d like some please, Do it please, Hand it please, Can you say, Si’l Vous Plait?

(Music Up–At 50 sec–First Verse Begin At 107 sec)

Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it up
Fearless with your LIFE
But, no one can you trust
Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it away
Fearless with your life
Living Day To Day
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LOVE A PARTY?

ACCESSORIES (FOR THAT SUMMER PARTY SEASON)

Jimmy Choo Spring Summer 2014

Estee Lauder Fragrance Compact

Earbuds by Deos

Dries Van Noten 2014 eyewear

Sonia Kashuk make up brushes

HE TAKES YOU OUT….

LOVE A MORNING AFTER LOVE BREAKFAST?

(RENEE ASHLEY BAKER LOVES CROISSANTS FOR BREAKFAST)

croissants

BAKERIES:
Dominique Ansel Bakery (NYC)
Laduree Baker (NYC)

YES….PARTY SEASON IS HERE!

FROM GARDEN PARTIES (EAST HAMPTON) TO DINNER PARTIES (UPPER EAST SIDE NEW YORK)

cocktail party east hampton

The Collectors Dinner

PERFECT PARTY ISLAND (NEW YORK)

COST: $19.9 MILLION DOLLARS

Petra Island New York

Petra is a private island just 47 miles from midtown Manhattan. This “oasis” comes with a Frank Lloyd Wright designed cottage and 200 year old beach trees. Contact: Ahalife com

PERFECT PARTY SANDAL:CHANEL GOLD SANDAL

Chanel gold leather gladiator flat sandal

PERFECT PARTY JEWELRY (GOLD, PLATINUM AND DIAMOND “WINGED” EARRINGS BY VENDURA) COST: $38,000

Vendura gold platinum and diamond Winged earrings

PERFECT WARDROBE? ALWAYS CHANEL….

UNE HOMMAGE AU FEMME….GRACE !

Grace JONES 2

gRACE jONES

gRACE joNES 3

Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to France” to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design” (Renee Ashley Baker will be arriving in France in August 2014…..)

SUMMER BEAUTY….INTERNATIONALLY?

Mr Kenneth Salon at Waldorf Astoria New York

(Front Door of Mr. Kenneth’s Salon inside the Waldorf Astoria in New York City)

THE LIST (SALONS):
Paris: David-Mallett com
Athens: Vangelis Hatzis
Tokyo: Twiggy.co.jp
Munich: Barnet Conceptide
London: Joshwood Colour com
Beijing: TonyStudio com.cn

PERFECT PARTY NAILS?

Gold Rush Couture by Models Own

PERFECT PARTY SHOPPING?

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SAY….NEIMAN MARCUS…

Neiman Marcus

OR

BELOW “THE LIST” …THE “NEW DEPARTMENT STORES” (SHOPPING LUXURY WORLDWIDE)
Moscow: TSUM
London: MatchesFashion com
Luxembourg: SMETS
Dubrovnik: Maria
U.S.A.: Pop In @ Nordstrom
U.S.A.: Simon com (@ Neiman Marcus)

PERFECT SUMMER LISTENING?

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE HEADSETS

BANG & OLUFSEN

Bang  Olufsen headsets

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE PARTY DRINKS?

Renee’s Favorite Tall Cool Drink

PERRIER !

Perrier summer

AND

FOR THE MORE ADVENTUREOUS TIMES

MOET!

Moet summer

FINALLY THE PERFECT PARTY EYES….
CONTACT LENSES EMBEDDED WITH GOLD AND DIAMOND CHIPS….

Contact lenses embedded with gold and diamnd chips

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NOW SCROLL DOWN…. TO VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW FRANCE VILLA?

The Rich by Renee Ashley Baker…. (for Memorial Day 2013)

May 20, 2013

Happy Memorial Day

Taps for Soldiers 2

Riderless Horse Military Honor

MILITARY HONORS:

Traditional Honors for Military Men are: Taps and The “Riderless” Horse….

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NOW

ABOUT

THE

RICH

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HOW THE RICH MAKE ROMANCE….

Romance

Renee Is Looking For A Man !

Renee Ashley Baker’s matchmaker is “billionaire matchmaker” Janis Spindel…..

(Renee’s “Man” must be 60-70 years of age, Jewish, NOT in Showbusiness, but a millionaire or billionaire….)

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HOW THE RICH WALK….

Chanel Paris  show

Chanel (with Erma French Perfume and Design soon to follow ?)

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HOW THE RICH WAR ….

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Renee Ashley Baker is looking forward to the next “Star Wars” (from Lucasfilm and Disney)….

HOW THE RICH PLAY (AND PARTY) …..

Gold Mask by Andante

Prince Harry<a

Polo Playing via Prince Harry…..

plus

Coming Soon: The Erma Foundation Gold Mask Ball (to be held in Paris France)…..

HOW THE RICH VACATION…..

Eleuthera Island

Eleuthera Island (where The Royals have fun in the sun)….

HOW THE RICH GIVE AWAY THE BRIDE…..

Chanel Wedding Stationery

Chanel Wedding Cake

Chanel stationery and Chanel Wedding Cake…

HOW THE RICH GUARD THEIR BODIES

The Bodyguard

COLIN TEBBUTT and COLIN TRIMMING (were Personal Protection Officer and Super Intentdent respectively for HRH Princess Diana). Elite Bodyguard Services for “the elite” are: Insite (Chris Falkenberg) and The Steele Foundation (Kirian Fitzgibbons)

HOW THE RICH STAY BEAUTIFUL…..

Creme de la Mer

Le Clerc loose powder travel box

Worth Perfume

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorites: Creme de la Mer, Le Clerc Travel Compact and Je Reviens (My Mother Erma kept a bottle of Je Reviens “Worth” perfume on her vanity table when I was a little girl living in St. Louis, Missouri. The Je Reivens “Worth” was sent to my Mother Erma from Paris France)…..

HOW THE RICH HANG THEIR WARDROBES….

Studio Becker walk in closet hers

Studio Becker (for Her)

Studio Becker walk in closet his

Studio Becker (for Him)

HOW THE RICH LOVE THEIR BABIES….

baby in the baby spa

The Baby Spa in London (owned by Laura Sevenus) pampers baby….Right Duchess Kate !

and

HOW THE RICH (and POWERFUL) ENTERTAIN….

(My sister “Miss M” has already been invited to the White House….)

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WHITE HOUSE DINNER MENU….1956

The year, was 1956. President and Mrs. Dwight D. Eisenhower mention as one of their favorites a dinner menu that almost any American citizen can enjoy in his own home.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in Washington DC to meet President Obama (hopefully) and to “host some Democratic fundraising parties”….

THE EISENHOWER MENU

Broiled Sirloin Steak
Baked Potatoes Green Beans Green Salade with French Dressing Apple Pie with Cheese Coffee

Decorated Ice Cubes

DECORATED ICE CUBES

Arrange in each section of refrigerator tray a berry, red cherry, piece of lemon or orange slice, or sprig of mint. Then fill with water and freeze as usual. Serve in fruit drinks for holidays and celebrations.

and….

HOW THE RICH VIEW TALENT…

Grammy Nominee Miguel on piano photo

SHOUT OUT TO: Sony Records and Virgin Records. One of you should sign my relative “MIGUEL” (the Grammy nominee) to a “recording contract”. His rendition of “Forget Me Not” is AWESOME!

In the “Forget Me Not” video Miguel will play all the instruments….

(JUST LIKE PATRICE ! )

and…

finally….

HOW THE RICH VIEW “CLASS”….

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Click above on the “classy” photo of the “LADY” who inspired The Erma Foundation (aka Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother an Army Wife and an Air Force Mother )

WANT SECURITY AND AUTOMATION (AT YOUR FINGERTIPS ?)

CONTROL 4

Control 4 home automation

and….

INTRODUCING….

new

from

ATT

“DIGITAL LIFE”….

Personalized Home Security and Automation (For A Whole New Way Of Life)

ATT Digital Life home security

SHOUT OUT:

SHOUT OUT TO ATT AND CONTROL 4….

HOW WOULD ONE OF YOU LIKE TO SPONSOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S USTREAM.TV “dating show” ?

(to be taped live from The Hamptons)….

ASKING PRICE: $1.2 Million Dollars (for 12 months).

plus….

SHOUTOUT TO ART COLLECTORS:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to sell (to art collectors) 12 photographs taken by Renee Ashley Baker called “12th Knight”. The Collector may choose from “existing photographs” taken by Renee Ashley Baker or the Collector may choose photographs not yet taken by Renee Ashley Baker.

Asking Price: $1.2 Million Dollars (for 12 photographs).

The Solo…

The Ballerina by Cityrat 59

The Corps…

The Ballet at Jezebel com

(above photographs of Ballet Dancers not photographed by Renee Ashley Baker)

DONALD TRUMP WILL STAY “RUMORED ORGANIZED CRIME” (and away from Renee Ashley Baker) ….JACK WELCH IS “CHICKEN CRAP” (no to jack welch)….MITT ROMNEY IS LITTLE MAGIC UNDERWEAR (no to Mitt Romney)

and no to Warner Bros Records and No to Universal/MCA (Renee Ashley Baker will “stay away” from Warner Bros Records/Interscope and stay away from Universal/MCA)

(RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO “THE HAMPTONS” and then MOVING TO FRANCE TO WORK IN THE FASHION AND BEAUTY INDUSTRY….NOTE: MY MOTHER IS NOT GOING TO BE ME….)

12/12/12: The Best Christmas Holiday Travel, The Best Travel Products, The Best “Stay at Home” Real Estate, The Best Dance Stage Performance, The Best Broadway Stage Performance, The Best on the Runway Stage and The Best Numbers in History

December 12, 2012

Portrait of a Lady 1919

(“Portrait Of A Lady 1919”)

Dec 20–Real Estate To Stay Home With….

My Mother’s house (the one Mother owned in St. Louis in the 1960’s) was a “mini-mansion” that had been brought over “piece by piece” to the United States from France. The “mini-mansion” had been originally built in the mid-1920’s or 1930’s and had real “gold leaf” wallpaper on the walls; it also had wrought iron chandeliers and fireplaces (with heavy led “cherub/chariot” fireplace covers) in every room; it had 4 big bedrooms and a big 4 car garage.

My Mother’s Park Avenue Ladies Are Selling Their Homes….

Sothebys  765 Park Avenue 27 millionnue

Sotheby’s 765 Park Ave Asking Price: $27 Million Dollars

CLARA

FOR SALE…1 SONG CATALOG
Number of Songs: 56
Asking Price: $12-15 Million (for 40%).
Allowances: Will Allow $2.8 million for “Development” of the catalog(or $50,000 Per Song).
Value of Catalog: $100,000,000
(note: “Value” is “album music sales only”. Not yet added are “Broadway Musical Ticket Sales” and “Worldwide Touring Musical Ticket Sales” and ???).

REMEMBER “CLARA” (ALBUM MUSICAL 1959 STARRING BETTY GARRETT?)
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The Best Number In History? (1919–The year my Mother was born–the birth year of Bentley Motors UK, and the birth year of James Bond’s Studio….UNITED ARTISTS)

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(Above, Renee Ashley Baker’s MOTHER)

“Thank You Mother For Paying For My Ballet Lessons”
–Renee Ashley Baker/ReneeAB9
(daughter of a “Bourgoisie Mom”)

The Best Number For An Anniversary (20–The 20th Anniversary of Renee’s Favorite, “THE MOSCOW BALLET’S GREAT RUSSIAN NUTCRACKER”)

Moscow Ballet Great Russian Nutcracker 20th Anniversary

The Best Numbers For Musical Theatre (22 March 1948– Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber’s birthday…)

Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like Sir Andrew to produce a “musical” extravaganza of “The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog”….

The Best Number Served (1 Bil–Facebook reaches 1 Billion users in 2012)

FB 1 Billion

The Best Numbered Toy (1957– tHe “HuLa hOOp” invented in 1957 and re-invented for 2013 by Karl Lagerfeld below)

Chanel Hula Hoop Handbag by Karl Lagerfeld 2013

The Best Number 5 (Chanel #5– “bottled” by Coco Chanel and financed by Pierre Wertheimer….)

CoCo Chanel and Pierre Wertheimer number 5

December 12, 2012 (12/12/12)

RE: W

W is for “Wonder”.

“She –CoCo Chanel–was the Eigth Wonder of the World–the greatest designer in history–who’s name was a household word.”
–John Fairchild (Publisher, WWD)

ReTold by Renee Ashley Baker
(ReneeAB9 and….5)

(NOW SCROLL DOWN FOR MOORE….)

NEW FUR — NEW VIDEO– GREAT COCO (Chanel, Paris France and Renee Ashley Baker)

September 12, 2012
  • I, Renee Ashley Baker, always have to “clear things up”; So…here I go again….”NO” to underwriters and “NO” to hedgefunds….

    …..Now I will (WILL) be shopping for a “fur coat” when I get to New York in November (2012)….I think I’ll start my search at J Mendel ?

    Below…the fabulous Anna Wintour (of Vogue) wearing white fur….

    (and YES Ms. Wintour your house is one of the houses I’d like to see in New York City….)

    Below the fabulous Ashley Greene wearing a fur jacket….

    Below J Mendel Waistcoat 2012….

    Below J Mendel Fashion Week 2012

    Below On The Rack at J Mendel 2012

    Below “Love Potion #9”

    VIEW NEW VIDEO….
    STARRING….. RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….Click on Video Cam Below To View…..

    YES TO MY JANIS SPINDEL MEN….

    and…. yes to “Fashion and Beauty”… (And So She Goes)….

    The Beautiful Mrs. A

    You see… I, Renee Ashley Baker, have only ONE MOTHER and out of respect for my Mother….

    THE EXCEPTION: My “XM Sirius” radio show to be broadcast from Paris France…..(No to CBS radio)

    Renee Ashley Baker and Her Mother below (Big and Little Chanel)…

    CoCo #9? CoCo Chanel pictured above in 1909…..CoCo discovered and bottled “Chanel #5” aka THE FIFTH ELEMENT…..

    RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO PARIS FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFULLY WITH THE WERTHEIMER BROTHERS)…..AND TO “GET MARRIED” IN GREECE….on an Island…..

    NOW….

    TO KEEP TRACK OF THE “LITTLE ONES”…..CLICK ON “BRACELET” BELOW……

    SCROLL DOWN……FOR SECURITY (HOME AND BODY)

  • FIRST DESIGN? First White–view Renee’s first design below (plus “History Makers” and About Proctor & Gamble and Erma French Perfume & Design)

    June 29, 2012

    Chateau Blanc by Renee Ashley Baker (for the “modern art” crowd ?)

    The pattern–above– is Renee Ashley Baker’s first “design” . Do you like it? “Chateau Blanc” is the name of my first “bed and bath collection”. The towels will be huge–fluffy and soft; the bed sheets will be 500-1000 thread count of pure Egyptian cotton. (There will be three different patterns in each “collection”)…. The fabric mills will be located in France or in China or in Hong Kong. Hopefully–the Wertheimers will buy 70% ownership of my company “Erma French Perfume and Design” which–will be headquartered in Paris France.

    now…

    Mr. Chow’s (for Renee Ashley Baker’s first date with a Janis Spindel MAN in New York ? )

    AND….more on Renee Ashley Baker (and Men in New York )

    WEDDING BELLS TO RING ?

    RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS LOOKING FOR THAT JEWISH, BILLIONAIRE IN JANIS SPINDEL’S NEW YORK ROLODEX……

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    Open Letter

    Proctor & Gamble has been with my Mother’s House since I, Renee Ashley Baker, was a little girl. I’ll always have Proctor & Gamble and I would love to work for Proctor & Gamble as a Spokesmodel…..

    “Years ago (in the 1980’s) I, Renee Ashley Baker, always used Olay Night Cream and really loved the product”….

    HOWEVER….should I not be able to “reach an agreement” with Proctor & Gamble I’d like to be considered by my other wonderful products….such as:

    now…About Erma French Perfume and Design….

    I. The Owners:
    Renee Ashley Baker (30%) and hopefully, the Owner’s of Chanel Corp (70%)

    II. Where Products Sold:
    Eastern and Western Europe (in fine department stores).
    The United States (at Neiman Marcus and possibly, possibly Lord & Taylor, Dillards, Bloomingdales, and of course Macy’s).

    III. Pricing:
    Perfume: $300 – $1,000 an ounce
    Bed Linens (French Milled): $150 (a one set package) and $350 (for a two set package)

    IV. Jewelry (Ashley Lane Jewelers)
    $3000 – $100,000 (sold hopefully at Cartier; Bailey Banks Biddle, Tiffany & Co, and Neiman Marcus)

    V. Crocodile Handbags “The Irmigard” (hopefully Tiffany & Co)
    $3000 – $9,000
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    and….

    (October 12, 1935 to July 17, 2012)
    William Raspberry
    Pulitzer Prize Winning Washington Post Columnist Born In Okalona Mississippi….

    NOW…VIEW VIDEOS BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

    CLICK ON ALBUM COVER BELOW TO VIEW NEW “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER” VIDEO….

    T is for Time–T is for Tamburada
    starring
    Renee Ashley Baker

    I, Renee Ashley Baker, made “this” video on Sunday night (July 15, 2012). I had started another video but dropped that one because I wasn’t sure what the male singer was really singing about (smoking dope or doing a particular sex act). Anyway–I liked “this” music (another free download) and I used it….The group “Tamburada” is from NORWAY…..

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    (above, Limo ride To DIA Airport then on to NYC and then on to Paris France)….

    re: Corporate Sponsors, Spokesmodel Work, and Foundation Contributors

    1. CORPORATE SPONSORS—I, Renee Ashley Baker, am seeking “Corporate Sponsors” for my “Internet TV Christmas Series” (5 episodes to be taped in New York or Paris France in November to be broadcast on “internet TV” during the month of December)….I need two (2) companies to pay $50,0000 each. The two companies combined will own 20% of the “5 Episode Series”. (I will be contacting several corporations via email–about this “internet TV project”).

    2. SPOKESMODEL WORK: I, Renee Ashley Baker , am seeking “Spokesmodel Work”. I am seeking a “modeling contract” for $500,000 to $1,000,000. You will be able to “hire me (Renee Ashley Baker)” through my representative (hopefully to be Ford Modeling, Click Model Management, or Wilhelmina)….

    3. SHOUT OUT TO VICTORIA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like Mrs. Edward M. Kennedy to “contribute” $2.5 Million Dollars to The Erma Foundation (which will have offices in Paris France and New York City or Boston).

    4. No to Jada Pinkett, No to Katie Holmes, No to Jennfer Lopez, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Meryl Streep, No to Madonna, NO to broke Melanie and broke Tippi, and No to Oprah Winfrey, and NO to “commercial real estate” in California (as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING TO FRANCE). “NO” to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to.

    NOW VIEW MY LATEST VIDEO BELOW….

    New Video! Made LAST Friday Night…I hope “Virginia’s son” likes it…..
    Click on Video Camera Below To View Renee Ashley Baker’s New Video….

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    NOW…..

    MOVIES YOU NEED TO SEE THIS 4TH OF JULY HOLIDAY….

    and…

    JEWELRY YOU NEED TO OWN NOW….

    Renee Ashley Baker will hopefully will become a “jewelry designer” (for Ashley Lane Jewelers and a handbag designer for Tiffany & Co)…..

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    HOUSES YOU NEED TO BUY NOW…. BLAIR LAIR?

    On the market in Peapack New Jersey for just $4.9 million. It has 60,000 sq ft, 31 bedrooms, 14 baths, 5 half baths and 34 acres. It was built in 1903 for financier C. Ledyard Blair….

    Gilded Age Grandeur

    and also for sale now …. ONE OF THE ORIGINAL CASE STUDY HOUSES

    P.S. The Case Study House now on the market was Built in Ojai in 1959 by architect RODNEY WALKER….Did you know that Ojai is the hometown of the Bionic Woman?

    And…Just what may have been said in the Case Study House? How about…..

    Hey Marge! (No–not THAT Marge…the one below)
    click on furnishings below to visit one of Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite interior designers….

    HOUSES RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WOULD LIKE TO SEE…

    above, the home of Russian born Fashion Designer Leon Max (Easton Nest)

    plus….Renee Ashley Baker would like to see:

    In London
    Buckingham Palace

    In New York State
    in Southampton
    Russell Simmons house (his wife is from St. Louis)
    in Bedord
    Hi Low Farm
    in New York City
    Caroline Kennedy’s apartment
    Renee Rockefeller’s (The Riverkeeper’s) apartment
    The Dupont apartment
    Henry and Nancy Kissinger’s apartment
    Barbra Walters apartment
    Mr. and Mrs George Stephanopoulas apartment
    Aileen Mehle’s apartment
    In Paris France
    The Wertheimer Brothers houses
    Karl Lagerfeld’s house
    The Rothschilds’ house
    The Chandon Family’s house

    Click on Sotheby’s below for Houses For Sale….

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    MATCHMAKERS THE WEALTHY NEED TO HIRE….

    Janis Spindel (the Millionaire Matchmaker) is Renee Ashley Baker’s matchmaker (I’m looking for a MAN!)…..

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    PHOTOGRAPHERS THE FAMOUS NEED TO MEET

    A Self-Portrait of Photographer Steven Meisel?

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    MAGAZINES RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (HAS) TO BE FEATURED ON…..

    Town & Country, W, Vanity Fair, Architectural Digest, Vogue and Harper’s Bazaar

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    STARS YOU NEED TO WATCH SHINE NOW….

    Five Time Broadway Tony Winner Audra McDonald…..

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    TOURIST ATTRACTIONS YOU NEED TO VISIT THIS SUMMER….

    Did you know that George Washington penned 22,000 letters?

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    ART COLLECTING WEBSITES YOU NEED TO VISIT NOW….

    Renee Ashley Baker would like Sotheby’s auction house to sell (auction) 9 of her photographs to a European Art Collector….

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    A NEW FB ADDRESS

    Renee Ashley Baker has a new FB address: http://www.facebook.com/renee.a.baker.9
    (CLICK ON “CHANGE OF ADDRESS” CARD ABOVE)….TO GO TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW FACEBOOK ADDRESS….

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    AND…LAST BUT NOT LEAST….

    FASHIONS YOU NEED TO WEAR NOW …click on “MODEL” below to view fashion video….

    OTHER VIDEOS YOU MAY LIKE:

    View “Wildlife in HD” by Renee Ashley Baker (click on Running Horse Below)

    “Infrared” starring Renee Ashley Baker (click on Lips below)

    Renee Ashley Baker On Video (click on Renee Below)

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    Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to France” to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design” hopefully with the Owners of Chanel…..

    NEW PHOTOS ADDED BELOW–Christmas 2011 with Renee and her Relatives and Friends (plus Shopping,Partying,Going,Doing,Viewing, plus Cate Blanchett, and Queen Elizabeth II)

    December 20, 2011

     

                                                 

    Merry Christmas

    and

    Happy Chanukah….

     

     

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                                      ALL  PHOTOGRAPHS  BELOW

                                                      (except  two)

                             were taken by Renee Ashley Baker

                 (All photos taken with a Sony Cybershot Camera)

                          

      St. Louis  chasing a Tiger….

             So–I, Renee Ashley Baker–got busy before the “big game” and began taking pictures of my “relative’s house”.  Pictures of her fireplace with the TV on (I got a great shot of a Bengal in action don’t you think?)  Pictures of her telephone–which you can only buy in Europe, and pictures of her high tech refrigerator which you can only get if you have money). 

    BELOW:  Miguel (The Grammy Award Nominated Composer/Engineer)  Getting  Water 

           

    Big Close Up of The Frige….BELOW

    Anyway—this is a “football household”. So–during my annual Christmas holiday visits I have to sit through the “Denver Broncos” game or I DON’T EAT (LOL).  I stuck, on the candleabra an unopened pair of Denver Broncos souvenir earrings.  (As in The Broncos are THE  LIGHT….)  My “Relative” is cooking “pheasant” that was ordered from a “gourmet food catalog”.

    (above photo of Renee Ashley Baker)

    “Merry Christmas and Happy  Channukah Everybody !  

                                 Now Scroll Down !”

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    Renee’s Favorite Quotes: 

                        “I believe that in the heart of each human being there is something which I can only describe as a “child of darkness”  who is equal and complimentary to the more obvious “child of light”  –Laurens van der Post

     “You don’t need to wait a minute to improve the world today”—Anne Frank 

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    AND….

    Gift Suggestion From The Queen:

    The Bentley (of course):

     

      ” The Bentley Continental 2012 has an Ipad work station and a 6 3/4 twin turbo v-8 engine” says Wolfie  (er –I mean–Wolfgang Durheimer , CEO,  Bentley Corporation).

    Merry Christmas to HRH Prince Charles, HRH Prince William, HRH Princess Kate, and HRH Prince Harry, HRH Prince Philip and HRH Queen Elizabeeth II

     

    GO TO THE ART MUSEUM:

    View Yousuf Karsh in Sepia and in Gray….

     

     

     

    GO  TO  THE  MOVIES:

    Renee’s Favorites This Christmas  ARE ….

    Mr.  Hunt’s  Mission ?         I   MAXED

     

      

     

     

     

     

     

                 

     

     

     

     

     

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    WATCH/STREAM A MOVIE/VIDEO:

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    A Renee Christmas Comedy Favorite?    “Trapped In Paradise” starring Nick Cage….

     

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           LISTEN  TO  A  CD

     

     

    Buy CD by cellist Nina Kotova .  She’s fabulous and  plays her “Sketches from the Catwalk” (Nina is also a super model….)

     

     

     

     

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    GOING OUT?  (HOLIDAY PARTYING AND ALL?)

     

     

    What’s New In Cosmetics ?

    Visit these websites:

    Chanel Cosmetics and Make Up Online: http://www.chanel.com/en_US/fragrance-beauty/Makeup-88484

    Cosmetics Cop:  http://www.cosmeticscop.com/

    High Def Make Up Tips: http://makeupforlife.net/2009/03/the-truth-about-high-def-makeup.html

    Please check the “high def camera” website.  Last year a “high def camera” nearly “destroyed” my internet visual existence….WHEW

    AND

     

    WHAT ‘S NEW IN HAIR (THE FAKE KIND?)

    Visit

    Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite:  Joseph Fleischer

                                         

    Joseph Fleischer Wigs :  http://josephfleischer.com/

    AND

    SOON  IT   WILL  BE   CHRISTMAS  DAY !

    Got shopping left to do?

    See HRH Princess Kate (featured on the shopping  website

    ” She Finds”….)

    Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Online/Internet  Shopping Sites:

    BARNEY’S NEW YORK:   http://www.barneys.com/

    NORDSTROM:  http://shop.nordstrom.com/

    RED ENVELOPE:  http://www.redenvelope.com/

    BLUE FLY: http://www.bluefly.com/

    SHE  FINDS:  http://www.shefinds.com/

    When you’re done shopping will you look as fabulous as this?

    (above, the fabulous Cate Blanchett, in Christmas red)

     

    and

     

    speaking of   Locks  (goldi–locks?)

     

     

     

    NO —NOT  THESE  LOCK S

     

     

     

     

    these  locks

    WHAT?  Is your password? 

    Don’t let it be “Christmas” (or  “123456” or “fill in the blank”).  Use Renee’s favorite password protectors to protect your internet passwords.   TRY:

      Lastpass com;

    Keepass com;

     Passwordsafe com;

    AND

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    (above, Oprah Winfrey in Christmas red)

    Dear Oprah:  My “Relative” (the former debutant and sorority sister of the Obama book author) would be a great addition to Oprah’s “O Magazine”.  I’d like to see her (my “Relative”) do a monthly column about her “experiences” at the Country Clubs (the golf circuit she “participates” in).  She  (my “Relative” )  is a “Lexus” girl you know?  Can you hear me “O” ?

    and…

    YES,  STEVE   I  PHONE

     

     

     

     

     

     

    AND….

    Even though I’m NOT going to let Denver “have/own/run  a movie studio with “disrespect and force” I’m still going to say “Merry Christmas” to my Friends….

     

     

     

     

     

      

     

     

     

     

     

                

      

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

                                                   (above, the fabulous Sharon Stone….)

      

     

               

    (above, radio host/publisher  Glen Beck and family)

    (above, Sandra Bullock with son Louis)

     (above Mel Gibson and daughter Lucia)

        

    (above, Princess Stephanie, Princess Caroline and Prince Albert)

     

    PORTRAIT:  BARBRA   AND   JAMES

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    AND…..

    So….

            Now…..

                             FOR  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  

                 

                        (above, Alain & Gerard Wertheimer of Chanel)   

                                  Erma French Perfume and Design….

                 I, Renee Ashley Baker, am happy to  launch my company Erma French Perfume and Design which will headquarter in Paris France and which, hopefully, HOPEFULLY will be purchased by Chanel Corporation.  The subsidiaries?  They will be–Renee Perfume #9,  Ashley Lane Jewelers, and Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed.  (The “Irmigard” handbag will be a $3,000 crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co ?).

     

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    TO  LISTEN TO RENEE’S  SONGS  SCROLL  DOWN….

     

    NEWS For The New Year, plus, 2011 SHOUT OUTS!

    January 4, 2011

     

    I’d like my first date on Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service (in Denver or New York)  to buy me,  BUY  me, a LG Quantum Windows 7 Phone so:  “When I text him —he can see through the windows to my heart”. . . .

    My name (Renee Ashley Baker) produces between 7,900,000 – 16,000,000 “Bing” search results.  (That is more than Kate Gosselin but less than Paris Hilton who’s name produces 68,000,000 results. . . .)

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       New Song Written by Renee Ashley Baker on Jan 2 (click link below):

    http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/541531328

    TO  THE WORLDWIDE PRESS/MEDIA: 

    I must get 1,000 orders (at $99 per order)

    VIEW:  www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

    (Note: You WILL be able to FAX your orders)

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    HAPPY NEW YEAR

                                              f r o m

                                 Renee Ashley Baker

                                                 To 

    The   Hive

            Did you know that January 2, 2011 is the anniversary of the beehive?    Yes –hairstylist Margaret Vinci Heldt invented the “heightened hair hive”  at her Chicago hair salon over 50 years ago.  It is said that the history making hairstylist often told her clients: “I don’t care what he does to you from the neck down but from the neck up–I want him to leave you alone !”

     

     

     

     

     

    HAPPY  NEW YEAR  LADY GAGA!

     

    HAPPY  NEW YEAR NEW YORK!

     

    HAPPY  NEW YEAR SOCIALITES!

     

     

       

     

        

     

     

     

     

     

     

           HAPPY NEW YEAR  (and happy birthday) MEL!

      

     

    HAPPY  NEW  YEAR   TO  THE  HOUSEWIVES!

    (I, Renee Ashley Baker, hope to be a ‘housewife’ soon. . . .)

     

    plus

     

    HAPPY  NEW  YEAR  BABS  (and others !)

               

                                     

                                        

                

     

    Happy New Year To Paris and Nikki Hilton !

    and 

    Happy New Year To Matchmaker Janis Spindel !

        

                                             (scroll   down)

    Fashion Night Out: In New York City by Renee Ashley Baker

    October 1, 2010

      visit my new website at:  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

                                     above, Chanel couture 2010

    Vogue editor Anna Wintour (at Fashion’s Night Out 2010 NYC) 

     Some goings on at Fashion’s Night Out 2010 NYC

    and

    what about . . . .

    Fashion’s  Best Dressed List?

    They are:

    British First Lady Samantha Cameron

    Princess Mary of Denmark (born in Hobart Tasmania) 

    Princess Mafalda of  Hesse

    Princess Diane von Furstenberg

    SHOUT OUT TO:  PRINCESS VON FURSTENBERG 

        I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking for a fashion designer to manufacture a pure silk tee (a 100% silk t-shirt) featuring “Renee Ashley Baker’s INSIGNIA/SYMBOL”.   How bout it Princess?  Let’s have lunch in New York.  (I love Chinese food so shall we say Phillippe?)

    T-shirts To be sold at:  Neiman Marcus and Barney’s ?????

    plus

    2nd     SHOUT OUT  TO ______ (????)

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking for a women’s wear manufacturer to manufacture a 100% cotton tee (t-shirt) that will also feature “Renee Ashley Baker’s INSIGNIA/SYMBOL”.

    T-shirt To be sold at:  Lord & Taylor, Dillards, Robinson’s, The Broadway, Nordstrom ?????

    T-shirts also To be sold :  On Renee Ashley Baker’s websites

    and . . . .

    above, Mrs. Ashley, Renee Ashley Baker’s  MOTHER  (wearing her 24kt  gold rings and real diamond pendant) 

              I, Renee Ashley Baker, have only one mother (she is pictured above). . . .

             I, Renee Ashley Baker,  am always talking about my mother—Mrs. Ashley–because she had such great style.  Even when she went to the bank –on King’s Highway in St. Louis–she looked like she stepped out of the pages of Vogue magazine (and I don’t think my mother had ever,  in her life,  even  SEEN  a Vogue or Harper’s Bazaar magazine).  My mother–Mrs. Ashley–had a bank full of money and she spent it–at Stix, Baer, Fuller and Famous Barr  (in St. Louis ) and at Neusteders and Denver Dry( in Denver).  Like I’ve stated previously my mother–Mrs. Ashley– bought– paid for–two houses.   My mother’s house in St. Louis was a mini-mansion that was brought over piece by piece from France in the 1920’s.  it had four bedrooms, a fireplace and mantel in every room, and gold leaf wallpaper on the walls (like they have in the palaces of Europe).  My mother spent many hours watching her favorite soap operas  “Edge of Night” and “Secret Storm” while sitting in her white Queen’s chair  (that came from Famous Barr).

        

     

     

     

     

     Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to New York City !

    ( above, Chanel couture 2008 and below,  Carey Mulligan on Vogue wearing  Chanel couture 2010)

    SHOUT OUT TO MAGAZINE PUBLISHERS:

    Photographs of Renee Ashley Baker (taken by DeSciose ) will be available (for sale)  to:  Vogue, Harper’s Bazaar, Vanity Fair, Glamour, Cosmopolitan, Elle, Mademoiselle, Marie Claire, Style, Life & Style, W, In Touch Weekly, Interview, Gotham, New York, Detour, Maxim, FHM,  Art & Antiques, Modern Photography, and  Newsweek Magazine and  US Magazine.

     

    Renee Ashley Baker is “looking for a husband” ( in Colorado, in New York, in Canada, in Europe)

    Glamorous Wednesday: Renee’s Chanel Lace

    March 26, 2008

                                        Chanel Evening Lace

                          I have already prepared my Chanel “order”.     I am buying the   outfit (pictured above) to wear out and about in Washington DC….Senator Edward M. Kennedy will be taking me to dinner.  (I will be sending a photo of my dinner with Senator  Kennedy–and Mrs Kennedy– to the editor of the “society page” of   “Town & Country”   magazine….)

         What a fabulous look for evening.  (It’ll  fit  nicely in my closet Mr. Karl !)

                                                                                 Karl Lagerfeld

    Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’ first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal”  valued at $73.5 million dollars….

       “NO” to Gail/Gale….and still “NO” to Hausfadter

       (now….read about Jodie below)….