Posts Tagged ‘John McCain’

GLAMOROUS WEDNESDAY’S DEBATES

October 15, 2008

                                   

“NO”  TO $11 MILLION DOLLARS

 (I, Renee Ashley Baker, do NOT want $11 million dollars so COWTOWN DENVER HAS TO STOP BOTHERING ME ABOUT $11 million dollars….I will “wear a wire” for the FBI).

also….

                     DON’T MISS THE DEBATES…..TONIGHT!

                                   

                           Renee Ashley Baker will “vote for” John McCain

 

plus….

NO TO  ABC NETWORK

I , Renee Ashley Baker, am “NOT” going to accept any tv series acting jobs.  Not on ABC Network and Not on Fox Network.  I , Renee Ashley Baker, am NOT going to “act in television”.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, also am NOT going to accept any “movie acting jobs” either UNLESS—UNLESS:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Star” of the motion picture;  (2) I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Executive Producer” of the motion picture; (3) unless Disney Motion Picture Distribution distributes the motion picture and (4) unless my leading men are: Mel Gibson, Val Kilmer, Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Richard Gere, and possibly Kevin Costner and Brad Pitt. 

(IF–If–I decide to Executive Produce the motion picture with U.S. Senator Edward M Kennedy as co-producer/consultant I will receive a $53.5 million dollar advance from Disney Corporation.   I , Renee Ashley Baker, will “sign this $53.5 million dollar motion picture distribution contract” with Disney Corporation while I am in Hyannisport Massachusettes….)

ONLY  CHAIRWOMAN:

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to accept a $50,000 a year job to work for “Special Olympics 2”.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “act” as “Chairwoman”  for “Special Olympics 2”.  I , Renee Ashley Baker, will accept $3-5 million dollars from Harper Collins.  Harper Collins will publish my autobiography:  “How I Became The Special Envoy For The Kennedy Family”.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will live in Boston Massachusettes (in my $3 million dollar condominium) six months out of the year and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will live in Monaco Monte Carlo six months out of the year….read “One Exception” (at bottom of page)….

STILL NO TO COWTOWN DENVER.  And Still No to Gale Hurd, No to Gail Katz.  (I will ask a  U.S. Federal Judge to make Gale Hurd and Gail Katz “stay away” from Renee Ashley Baker.  Still “NO” to Madonna, No to Universal/NBC, No to Grammercy, No to MCA/Farm, No to Warner Bros, No to the “music industry” , No to rappers/No to rap music).

ONE EXCEPTION:  The one “exception” being James Bond.  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will Star as–I mean–I,  Renee Ashley Baker , will “portray” a “Bond Girl” in a James’ Bond movie IF– IF–the James Bond movie is filmed in Europe (meaning ON the European continent).

PLUS….

The employees at the Kinkos/Fed Ex  in Denver had better NOT threaten to “beat anybody else up”.  (I have already told the FBI about their previous threats).  AND ….I DO NOT LIKE MEXICANS…..

above, Renee Ashley Baker, as “The Mermaid”

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HISTORY MONDAY: Renee’s Labor Day !

September 2, 2008

  

 IT’S  OUR  TURN….

                                       

Renee Ashley Baker “is” a registered Republican….

  

 John McCain “is” Renee Ashley Baker’s candidate and Renee likes Cindy McCain because she dresses beautifully.

(Renee’s Aside: “The  ‘flip flops’  all those Democrats were wearing during their convention burned my eyes”). 

                                                                              

Vice Presidential Nominee SARAH PALIN is Renee Ashley Baker’s choice too….

(Renee’s Aside: “So Donna Karan,  how about a line of  “Sarah  Signature Eyeglass Wear?”)

John McCain is my “hero” (and he’s America’s “war” hero).  For more on Renee Ashley Baker’s “war heroes”  scroll down….

VACATIONS FOR VETERANS

                   

Got a Vacation Home?  Why not donate 1-2 weeks a year so a Veteran can have a vacation?  To donate free use of a vacation home to a Vet visit: Vacations For Veterans.Org

plus….

SCHOLARSHIPS FOR VET’S KIDS:

               

F-16 Pilot Dan Rooney (Air National Guard and Pro-Golfer) provides “educational scholarships”.  During his annual Patriot Golf Day his “Folds of Honor Foundation” asks golfers to donate $1 extra in fees.  Last year Dan raised $1 million dollars.  This “Labor Day Weekend” Dan’s goal was $2 million.  Did he make it?   In an eagle’s eye (“Er–I mean–a birdies eye”)  he did….

plus….

CELL PHONES FOR SOLDIERS:

 Can You Hear Me Now?   To donate a cell phone to a soldier at war visit the website “Cell Phones For Soldiers” at cellphonesforsoldiers.com

plus….

A MUSEUM FOR SOLDIERS (IN ISRAEL):

                     

Renee’s IAF ?   “May The Force Be With You”

plus….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “SHOE OF MANY COLORS”…. 

                        

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Jimmy Choo mule

PLUS

NO BOOK:   Also….Still NO to Warner Bros, No to Universal, No to Grammercy, No to MCA/Farm, No to rappers, No to rap music, No to the music industry.  No to California.  No to Gail Katz and No to Gale Hurd.  NO TO MADONNA (MADONNA AND LOURDES ARE BOTH DOGS).

 TO FBI AND TO DEA:

SOME CRIMINALS AT LARGE ?  www.dropshots.com/fedphotos

 

Future Friday: More Shout Outs!

August 28, 2008

                              

 A suggestion for Homeland?  I’d call em The One Adam 12 “Pooch Patrol” (Er–how about “One Adam K-9”?. )

plus…. 

John McCain “is” my candidate for President. 

(Renee’s Aside/Shoutout:  Hello to Rudy Giuliani !)

                                    

plus….HOUSE FOR SALE

As I told Senator Edward M Kennedy I am SELLING Aurora’s house.  As soon as the sale of the house “closes” I will catch a flight to Boston.   I will bring the cash from the sale of Aurora’s house to Boston.  I have “important” business that I must complete with Senator Edward M Kennedy in Boston.  ( Note: There will be “No Book”.    I “Tore Up” the book for my mother).

  U. S. Senator Edward M Kennedy

                                Goddess  Themis

 

SCROLL  DOWN FOR  MORE

History Monday: SHOUT OUTS!

August 23, 2008

   

                                              1663

   

“Renee’s Candle 1663”  by Renee Ashley Baker  (Taken With A Motorola Camera Phone by Renee Ashley Baker)….

I WILL “NEVER” ALLOW MADONNA TO OWN THE “ITEMS” SHOWN IN THE PHOTO ABOVE.  THE ITEMS WILL SIT ON MY TABLE IN MY WASHINGTON DC HOME….

      Hi To: Warren Beatty, Annette Bening, Charlize Theron, Hi To: Disney’s Charles Gibson, Diane Sawyer, and Barbara Walters, Hi To Fox’s Chris Wallace, and Hi To: Mary Hart (of “Entertainment Tonight”) and Hi To: The New York Times and Hi to The Washington Post/Newsweek Magazine 

      If all you non-Twitters (and Twitters) want to know what I’m doing today (which is Saturday) I’m in the library “posting” my blog.  (This cowtown library has painted “designs” on the elevators to try to make this “cowtown” look like a “real city” but–the elevators still smell like wet paint! Ha, Ha, Ha).

     IF–I, Renee Ashley Baker,  decide to “Executive Produce” more than one motion picture I will have the Disney Corporation distribute my additional 3-4 motion pictures in movie theatres worldwide.  I will “cast” (that is–I will “BUY”) as my “leading men” : Tom Cruise, Mel Gibson, and Val Kilmer.   I will “Star” in (act in) these motion pictures and I will film these 3-4 motion pictures in 3-4 European Countries.  Disney Corporation will distribute.

    P.S.   I am  wearing my “yellow hat” today, I am still from St. Louis Missouri, I am still a “registered Republican” (for John McCain)….and….Denver Colorado still “Stinks”.    Signed, Renee Ashley Baker

PHOTOS: View Renee’s “New” Flickr Photos (click link below):

www.flickr.com/photos/reneebakerstudios

and…View Renee (and her best pal Mickey) Below….

 

 MORE RENEE: www.rabtelevision.spaces.live.com

DISNEY CORPORATION:  Disney Corporation will distribute Renee Ashley Baker’s first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $53.5 million dollars.  Renee Ashley Baker will “Executive Produce” the motion picture and U.S. Senator Edward M Kennedy will co-produce/consult.  Renee Ashley Baker will make $104.3 million dollars.   Thank you Disney!        

                                                                 

Madonna is the “Dog” that I’m NOT going to let “sniff up underneath my dress”….Still “NO” to Gale Hurd and “NO” to Gail Katz….This C-list, shakedown, cowtown named Denver Colorado has to STOP begging to “be with” Renee Ashley Baker.  This C-list, shakedown, cowtwon named Denver Colorado has to STOP “extorting” Renee Ashley Baker. (and….I’m NOT WITH Mexicans….)

www.rabtelevision.spaces.live.com

For Wednesday….St. Louis

August 19, 2008

 

   For my mother…..

For my mother  I TORE UP THE BOOK….I will never, never REWRITE  the book.    I will never, never “do business” with this dirty c-list cowtown named Denver so I want Denver to “STOP” trying to “do business” with me.   I want Denver Colorado to stop trying to “extort” me.   I will “WEAR A WIRE” against Denver for the FBI and for the DEA… Signed, Renee Ashley Baker

NOW….ALSO FOR MY MOTHER…..

                                                    

 above, Charles Lindbergh, “The Spirit Of St. Louis”

 Did you know that Charles Lindbergh always flew with–traveled with– Louis Vuitton luggage?   Renee Ashley Baker travels to Boston  with the Globe Trotter Luggage that she purchased with the $53.5 million dollars from Disney. Thanks Disney!….)

 ALSO….FOR MY MOTHER, FOR MY FATHER,  (AND FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER)….

ALSO FOR MY MOTHER (AND MY FATHER)…..

                        

 DISNEY’S MOTION PICTURE “THE INSIDER” (starring Russell Crowe as Jeffrey Wigand tabacco industry whistleblower)…. and

FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….A FRENCH CHEF 

above, French Chef Daniel Boulud who will cater several “events” for Renee Ashley Baker….

and finally….Monkey 914 (on Youtube)

                                                               

Movie Star/Comedian Bill Murray 

VIEW VIDEO:  BILL MURRAY SKY DIVING ON AUG 15, 2008

 DISNEY CORPORATION ONLY–“YES”  TO DISNEY CORPORATION (NO TO WARNER BROS AND NO TO ALL THE OTHERS THAT I’VE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO).

HISTORY MONDAY: GOOD-BYE

August 17, 2008

 

 “Belated Good-bye to Tony Snow”  from Renee Ashley Baker….

 

                                    

(above, Tony Snow WH Press Secretary  from 2006-2007 )

plus….

Can you name President Kennedy’s press secretary? 

(above, Pierre Salinger the Press Secretary for President John F.  Kennedy from 1961-1963.  And — did you know that Pierre Salinger was also U.S. Naval Reserve?   Mr. Salinger was also President of Fox Overseas Movie Theatres and Mr. Salinger was also Chief of the Paris Bureau for ABC News….)

plus…

Did you know that Renee Ashley Baker will be wearing her Jimmy Choo 33 1/3 carat  “Diamond Shoes”  to the White House Inaugural Ball in January if–McCain is elected?   Right Senator McCain ?

plus…a Greek Question:  What is the name of  the Greek Goddess of Victory?   The answer…. 

                                                                  

“Nike” is The Greek Goddess Of Victory….

(Nike by JudyB on Flickr.  The above statue of  Nike  is now in the “Louvre” in Paris)

plus….Mt. Olympia News

The Games (click link below):

http://en.Beijing2008.cn

Note:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT be accepting $18 million dollars and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT be accepting $2 million dollars and I, Renee Ashley Baker will NOT be accepting $11 million dollars.  SO STOP HARASSING ME MEGAN ABOUT MONEY…..MEGAN WILL “GO TO PRISON”.

Friday Futures:Looks a like McCain’s House + Chinese at dinner?

August 15, 2008

  

                          

above, celebrity-look-alike Brian as V.P. Dick Cheney  (photo courtesy of Classique-Productions)

above, the “real deal” V.P. Richard Bruce Cheney…. 

The Beast and now….The Beauty 

above, movie star Milla Jovovich modeling Renee Ashley Baker’s Chanel evening gown.  (Renee’s Aside:  “Thanks Mr. Lagerfeld!”)

 and….

above, the former of home of John and Cindy McCain.  As you can see above the house has a “resort” size pool.  The house is located in Phoenix Arizona and is being represented by Sotheby’s International Realty.  Cost: $12 million dollars. 

and…. 

 

above, Jennifer 8 Lee author of “The Fortune Cookie Chronicles”.   Jennifer is one of the New York Times most popular bloggers.  According to her website, Jennifer’s new book (The Fortune Cookie Chronicles) “takes readers on a remarkable journey both foreign and familiar”…. 

(Renee’s Aside 2:  “Confucious say, He who sit on ‘fortune cookie’ need to watch where they big ‘ga-donka-donk’  butt is aimed at.   ‘Say-o-nara !’ )

and….

VIEW VIDEO: 12 GIRLS BAND (CHINESE GOLD)….

Disney Corporation will distribute Renee Ashley Baker’s first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal.  “THANK YOU ROBERT IGER  OF DISNEY FOR THE $53.5 MILLION DOLLARS”….

Glamorous Wednesday 2/Future:MCCAIN!

July 9, 2008

 

RENEE  SAYS,  “VOTE FOR McCAIN!”

Dear Senator McCain:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, cannot support “inadequate black” Barack Obama.   Obama should go to a country that he can be “proud of”….  

 (Renee Ashley Baker’s aside,”WHO IS BARACK OBAMA ?”…. )

Anyway–when you (John McCain) are elected “President of the United States”  I want to attend your “inaugural ball” (in January) so that I can wear my million dollar Jimmy Choo diamond sandals…. Signed, Renee Ashley Baker

Cindy McCain (Future First Lady….)

FOR MORE GLAMOROUS WEDNESDAY….SCROLL DOWN….

Triumphant Tuesday: He Said What?

March 3, 2008

                      

                                                             I

                                   John McCain

                                       “Vote for Hillary!” 

                                   

Hillary Clinton

Hillary : Not In Vogue?

Did you know that Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton passed on a Vogue cover to avoid being labled a “femme fatale” ?

(Renee’s Aside:  I’ll take that Vogue cover any day–in fact–I’ll take it in connection with Renee Baker Studios’  first motion picture production….”I’m ready for my close up Mr. Demille–I mean I’m ready for my ‘cover’ Mr. Conde’ Nast”….)

                                                 II

(Snowball’s Aside:  “It’s Three In The Morning You ‘A’ Holes !!!”)

                  Snowball Helps by Josh Poulson

 special thanks: Josh Poulson (for the photo “Snowball Helps”)

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Video: For International Womens’  Day ….

Note 1:  Renee Ashley Baker is supporting John McCain….

Note 2:   Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’  first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an ‘output deal’ valued at $73.5 million dollars….

His (Her) Story: “Womens’ Pant Suit–Eh?”

September 30, 2007

Women’s Pant Suit