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oN Vacation with my MAN in East Hampton …BE BACK August 1; Beyonce will NOT get any song written by Renee Ashley Baker and No to Rihanna too….(Please enjoy my blog Below)

July 2, 2014

All About Me

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WHO 7

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NOW…

ALL ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER…

Rolls Royce symbol

I, Renee Ashley Baker, should be arriving in France in September of 2014. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “settle my lawsuit” out of court and buy a house in the South of France…and NO TO DAVID FOSTER AND NO TO DAVID GEFFEN….Neither David Foster nor David Geffen can buy The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog….NO COVERS…..AND STILL NO TO CHARLIZE THERON (THE B-LIST), NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO MELANIE’S GARBAGE, NO TO GALE/GAIL, NO TO MERYL STREEP, and NO TO OPRAH WINFREY and CHRISTINA AGUILLERA IS A DOG. NO TO EMINEM and NO TO CRIP BOY JILL SCOTT…. and NO TO ROBERT DENIRO, NO TO RIHANNA, NO TO NICKI MANAJ, NO TO LIL KIM, AND NO TO SALDANA.
NO TO HALLE BERRY, AND NO TO HALLE BERRY’S MANAGER, NO TO SEAN PUFFY, NO TO JAY-Z, NO TO BEYONCE.

New York 4th of July

PLEASE! THIS 4TH OF JULY…PRACTICE SAFE BOATING….

From Renee Ashley Baker and CoActionGroup Org

Below the most expensive speed boat in the world…The Mercedes Benz Mirauder….

mercedes benz speed boat

and

THE LONGEST YACHT IN THE WORLD….

Below Renee Ashley Baker’s “Christina O” Yacht… Harbored in the South of France (and still number 29 of the 100 LARGEST yachts in the world…)

Renee Ashley Baker’s yacht (temporarily)…Just for Renee’s Men’s Cologne Launch Parties? ….

Yacht Christina O 7

NOW…

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:
http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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Happy Fourth of July 7

plus….

A Plate For A Meal?

Happy Birthday plate

Tom Cruise birthday 2014

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO TOM CRUISE MAPOTHER IV

(BORN ON THE THIRD OF JULY)…

now

WHATEVER you decide to do this 4th of July why not “document the fun”? Upload photos from your cellphone (all day)

To Instagram or To The New Phhhoto.com

Instagram

PHHHOTO LOGO

Paris Hilton selfie

above paris Hilton selfie

AND….

IF YOU STILL HAVEN’T MADE PLANS AND ARE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DO….

Some “Nautical” Action Maybe?

Try sailing on Cape Cod or Maine

Cape Cod from the harbor

Rockland Maine

Windjammer Cruising with Captain Brenda Thomas

Take a Windjammer Cruise in Rockland Maine with Captain Brenda Thomas (I’m putting Brenda on for my Kennedys….)

SO….

Are You Like The Kennedys (Always Playing To Win?)

Old School….Croquet

croquet set by Franklin Expert

New School….Paint Ball

or

Wii Outdoor Fun (For Adults)

paint ball for July 4

wii party game for adults

BOOK WORM?

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO DOWNLOAD AND READ THIS HOLIDAY WEEKEND?

On Country Love:

I Heard My Country Calling by James Webb

“I Heard My Country Calling” by James Webb

Brothers Forever by Retired Lt Col Tom Manion and Tom Sileo

“Brothers Forever” by Retired Lt Col Tom Manion and Tom Sileo

On Elite Love:

The Hiltons by J Randy Tarabourelli

“The Hiltons” by J. Randy Tarabourelli (about the Hilton hotel dynasty)

The Phantom of Fifth Avenue by Meryl Gordon

“The Phantom of Fifth Avenue” by Mary Gordon (about the life and death of reclusive heiress Huguette Clark)

IN THE CLASSROOM

Looking For A New Skill? Learn Something! This 4th of July holiday sign up for a summer course in:

Wine Making!

Man and Woman driking wine

Man making wine

Veramar Vineyard offers a three day “Wine Camp” in the rolling hills of Virginia’s wine country. Conducted on a “family run estate’ you get “all the fun stuff” as well as a real appreciation for the hard work of “running a vineyard”. Sessions are held “throughout the year” . The program is $900 per person for three days and two nights (which includes daily meals, lodging at the winemakers residence, samplings, tastings and all “camp” activities. Contact: veramar com

In Photography!

male photographer

Take Photos Like A Pro….Based in Montana, the Rocky Mountain School of Photography offers weeklong photo workshops for varying skill sets led by expert photographers in some of the country’s most beautiful “national parks” (like Wyoming’s Grand Teton). The school also offers “weekend courses” throughout the year in cities like Nashville and Portland. The “weeklong workshops” start at $1295 (not including meals or lodging). Contact: rsmp com.

Nakeya Brown photographer

GET GOOD ENOUGH AND YOU’LL NEED AN AGENT….

Happy 4th of July to Nakeya!
Nakeya Brown is a photography agent at Apostrophe in New York. Just what does a photography agent do? On a “typical” day Nakeya puts together budgets for photo shoots, does minor production, and promotes the agencies 14 photographers.
SHOUT OUT:
Hey Nakeya…I, Renee Ashley Baker, have got a “female relative’ (named Miss Annie) who is a very TALENTED photographer. Every summer she (Miss Annie) performs “hostess duties” at various “toney” Country Clubs around the country during “golf tournament season”). Maybe you can use Miss Annie’s photography…..(I, Renee Ashley Baker, am NOT a “professional photographer”….I’m going to stay a “fashion designer” launching my “men’s cologne” in France….hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel)

IN THE KITCHEN

For The Foodies: Take An Online Primer (with grilling buddies Harley, Josh, and Ameer)

EpicMealTime 1

EpicMealTime (On You Tube)

AND….

IN THE SUN….

STYLISH SUN PROTECTION

Straw Fedora by Hat Attack

straw fedora by Hat Attack

Straw Cloche by Akris hat

straw cloche by Akris Hat

LISTENING TO MUSIC….
FOR “STYLISH” LISTENING TRY “FRENDS” HEADPHONES…

Frends headphones 1

Frends headphones 2

WHAT SHOULD YOU BE LISTENING TO?
Bette Midler Memories of You

Don’t Forget The James (Bartles and James THAT IS)

Barbles & Jaymes Coolers

and

what about party BUBBLES ?

Bubble Machine by Turbo Deluxe at Amazon

above The Turbo Deluxe Bubble Making Machine (sold at Amazon com)

WANT TO BUBBLE….THE SOUND!

(FOR YOUR GUESTS, OUT BACK, BY THE POOL ?)

Clio clearview bluetooth speaker

Try Clio Blue Tooth Wireless Speakers

MR. KISS KISS BANG BANG ?

“JUST SAY PLEASE” (Title of Renee Ashley Baker’s JAMES BOND Novel?)

Intro by Renee Ashley Baker (“Reckless With Your Love” by AZARI & III)

(Intro–Begin 18 sec–Repeat 4 Times)

Say please, Pretty please, Thank you please, I’d like some please, Do it please, Hand it please, Can you say, Si’l Vous Plait?

(Music Up–At 50 sec–First Verse Begin At 107 sec)

Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it up
Fearless with your LIFE
But, no one can you trust
Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it away
Fearless with your life
Living Day To Day

SO…

NOW….

BELOW….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “NEW HOUSE IN FRANCE” …THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL,JAMES BOND,(DISNEY, MEL GIBSON, BRUCE WILLIS, AND TOM CRUISE)BOUGHT?

Cote d Azur

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SO, IF YOU’RE STAYING HOME (THIS 4TH OF JULY): WHY NOT MAKE IT A “JAMES BOND” WEEKEND?

Sean Connery as James Bond

Roger Moore A View To A Kill

James Bond 007 Daniel Craig

James Bond 50

(Try “The James Bond Collection: 50th Anniversary”)

4th of July

BUT…

IF YOU’RE STAYING HOME (ON THE 4TH OF JULY)….AND YOU LIKE TRAINS?

TRY “TWO” OF RENEE’S “OTHER” FAVORITES…

“Runaway Train”

Jon Voight in Runaway Train

Starring Jon Voigt and Eric Roberts

and “The Taking Of Pelham 123”

Walter Mathau in The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3

Starring “Walter Mathau and Robert Shaw”

Amazon Instant Video

BUT …IF YOU WANT TO GO OUT TO “THE CINEMA”?

…and it’s not raining in Times Square New York….

Cineplex Times Square

TWO NEW ONES…

Belle Poster 1

“Belle” starring GuGu Mbatha-Raw

Locke poster

“Locke” starring Tom Hardy

NOW MORE…

OF….

“WHAT TO DO” THIS JULY 4TH WEEKEND…

MAN-O-WAR?

IF NOT, YOU CAN WATCH ONE ON TV….

Mel Gibson The Patriot

Mel Gibson in We  Were Soldiers

“The Patriot” and “We Were Soldiers” starring Mel Gibson

ACADEMY AWARD WINNER….

Born On The Fourth of July starring Tom Cruise 2

Born On The Fourth of July starring Tom Cruise 2

“Born On The 4th of July” starring Tom Cruise

Harts War starring Bruce Willis

Rataliation GI Joe Starring Bruce Willis

“Hart’s War” and “Retaliation: G I JOE” starring Bruce Willis

Patriot Games starring Harrison Ford

harrison-ford-jack-ryan

“Patriot Games” starring Harrison Ford

3 Days To Kill Staring Kevin Costner

3 Days To Kill 2 starring Kevin Costner

“3 Days To Kill” starring Kevin Costner

BUT WAIT….THE BAD GUY HAS THE GUN…

Captain Phillips 2 starring Tom Hanks

Captain Phillips starring Tom Hanks

“Captain Phillips” starring Tom Hanks

THE GOOD GUY HAS A KNIFE….(“Good Enough”)

Inglorious Bastards starring Brad Pitt

“Inglorious Bastards” starring Brad Pitt

HOW TO WATCH THE MEN-O-WAR?

AMAZON FIRE TV

Amazon TV

PLUS….SAMSUNG SMART TV

Samsung Smart TV

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S 4TH OF JULY….

RENEE’S MEMORIES

This year, I’ll be spending July 4th (Independence Day) in East Hampton New York…However, my fondest memories are of my “childhood” and how we, my family (My Mother Erma/Irma, My Brother James) spent every 4th of July on the S.S. Admiral or at the Gateway Arch…..My Mother always bought me “something new” to wear on the 4th of July (and of course, I, Renee, always wanting to “be grown”, would leave the house wearing huge hoop earrings and frosted pink lipstick and looking like I was 25 years old…when actually I was only 12 years old….(White Men would “crane their necks” and STARE at me…LOL)….Anyway….Family Gatherings are “such fun”; And hey, did you hear about the 80,000 member family tree? It just had it’s global family reunion in June. Could any of “THEE” be related to Little Old ME?

George Calvert the 1st Baron Baltimore

Above, GEORGE CALVERT, THE 1ST BARON (LORD) BALTIMORE….

DO HAVE A HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!

SS Admiral St Louis Missouri

S.S. ADMIRAL AND GATEWAY ARCH (IN ST. LOUIS, MISSOURI)

CAA

Sony

NOT A “FILM BUFF”? THEN “HIT THE BEACH”….

FOR HIM

mens swimwear by Saturday NYC

(Men’s swimwear by Saturday’s NYC)

FOR HER

womens swimwear by Jo de Mer

(Women’s Swimwear by Jo de Mer and….
….Chanel’s UV Essentials SPF 50 to wear under make up)

Chanel UV Essentials SPF

LOOKING FOR EASE AND COMFORT THIS 4TH OF JULY

Try Slacks (the old standby)

Cotton elastane womens slacks

Cotton elastane slacks (by Loft)

Jacquard capri slacks

Jacquard capri slacks (by J Crew)

printed jeans

cropped slacks (by Ecrustyle)

cotton acrytic slacks

Cotton acrytic slacks (by Lemlem)

LOOKING FOR A “QUICK DIY PRESS-ON MANICURE”?

Kiss press on nails

(KISS press on nails)

fingernails by Kiss

LOOKING FOR JEWELRY TO WEAR THIS 4TH OF JULY?

Bangal by Indian Bazaar

(Stylish Gold Bangals by India Bazaar)

and….

LOOKING FOR SUMMER COVER AT THE BEACH?

chanel-resort-2014-swimsuit-profile

(Stylish cover and swimsuit by Chanel)

LOOKING TO “DO SOMETHING” WITH YOUR HAIR?

ponytail black hair

Ann Nahari - Presentation - Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Spring 2014

(Black hair styles spring/summer 2014 plus great products to “get that look” Bumble and Bumble Surf Spray and for fragrance Fekkai Hair Fragrance Mist)

Bumble and Bumble surf spray 2

Fekkai hair Frangrace Mist

AND….

LOOKING FOR A NEW LOVE? (BABY…)
Try Tinder–ness (aka Tinder)

Dating App Tinder

Tinder is the “hot new” matchmaking app. HOT! HOT! HOT!
But Alert! Alert! If you’re looking for a HUSBAND…Tinder may not be the place as some of the guys on it have actually admitted to being on it “just for the SEX” (Psssshaw!)……So my “suggestion” would be “have the fun” but the marriage proposal may not be FORTHCOMING, ETC ETC ETC….I, Renee Ashley Baker, “DO” know what I’m talking about because I, Renee Ashley Baker, can “DANCE” while sitting on a “bar stool” wearing 4 inch heels….)

PREFER A MATCHMAKER?

TRY JANIS SPINDEL….(MATCHMAKER TO BILLIONAIRES, MILLIONAIRES, CAPTAINS OF INDUSTRY, AND OTHER GUYS THAT RUN STUFF….)
Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking wedding ring

LOOKING FOR SOMETHNG TO DO ON THE 4TH OF JULY WANT TO GO OUT? (WHY NOT GO DANCING…. AKA…. AFTER DARK CLUBBING?)

Check out Renee Ashley Baker’s New “dance club shoe”….

Roger Vivier Rendez Vous sandal spring summer

(“Rendez-Vous” by Roger Vivier Cost: $5,000)

Paris France at night

After my lawsuit settlements, “THE ERMA FOUNDATION” (once organized) would like to “financially support” (and join up with) “BORN FREE”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to design/create a “limited edition” fashion collection for “BORN FREE” to sell on ShopBop. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will design these fashions through ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN (which is to be headquartered in Paris France and hopefully 70% owned by The Wertheimers….)

Tory Burch Reversible Canvas Bag

(Buy the above Tory Burch tote on ShopBop com. Proceeds will go to “Born Free”. Cost: $175)

4th of July 2014

Uncle Sam in chef hat

WANT A “CATERED” 4TH OF JULY WEEKENED? TRY CRAVE MOBILE BY WHITE CASTLE

White Castle Crave Mobile

(White Castles were a “big favorite” when I was a kid growing up in St. Louis Missouri. I, Renee Ashley Baker, need to see the “great castles” of Europe as I, Renee Ashley Baker, am of English/Welsh decent….)

BUT…IF YOU WANT TO BE A GRILL MASTER?

Start with a “great grill”: View Below….Napoleon 2014, Weber Big Green Egg, Cobb Portable Grill and The George Foreman Grill

Napoleon Grill 2014

Weber Big Green Egg Grill 2014

Cobb Portable Grill

George Foreman Grill 2014

LOOKING TO MAKE THAT PERFECT “SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE” ?
GRILL MASTER MUST HAVES:

MARINADES, SEASONINGS AND SAUCES

Weber Grill MarinadeWeber Smokey Mesquite

and…FROM THE SHARK TANK…

Pork Barrel BBQ Sauce

LOOKING FOR A GOOD RECIPE?

A Gourmet Potato Salad….Romaine, Artichoke, Tomato, and Parsley Dressing

http://www.realsimple.com/food-recipes/recipe-collections-favorites/quick-easy/summer-dinner-recipes-00000000061232/page19.html

A Desert: The S’Mores CupCake ! (from Betty Crocker)

http://www.bettycrocker.com/recipes/smores-cupcakes/7fc16239-e926-492e-aca9-9a83a572c0c2

HAPPY 4TH OF JULY FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER…..

Happy  4th of July eye on

NOW…

RENEE’S…. NEW…. ONE….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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Louis Vutton phone case

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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Hi Tom Cruise–View My Video

December 25, 2012

Hi TOM CRUSE….CLICK ON VIDEO CAM TO VIEW MY “TALENT” VIDEO….

Video Camera
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I, Renee Ashley Baker, WILL BE (hopefully) residing in Washington DC (2013); working for FB/Mark Zuckerberg (2013 or 2014); working for The Wertheimers and Erma French Perfume and Design in Paris France (2014). and…..I, Renee Ashley Baker, am trying to sell my “song catalog” for “Broadway Shows” to (Barbra or Sir Richard Branson or ?); and of course I will be “continuously” LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND….(using Janis Spindel the serious matchmaker).

(NOW READ DOWN FOR “56 STEPS” SUNG BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….)
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Renee  and Hubby On A Wedding Cake

Renee Ashley Baker’s New Year’s Resolution?

TO FIND A MILLIONAIRE/BILLIONAIRE HUSBAND…

(help me out Janis Spindel)

….Now Listen to “56 Steps” Below

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TO LISTEN TO “56 STEPS” SUNG AND WRITTEN BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (click on sculpture below)….

56 Steps

TO LISTEN TO “CHAMPAGNE” SUNG BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (click on Moet Champagne below)….

Moet champagene for the holidays

TreeSound Grammy Award Nominated Engineer and Composer Miguel at pianophoto

(At TreeSound Recording Studios in Atlanta– Renee Ashley Baker’s relative Miguel on piano. Miguel is a Grammy Award Nominated Sound Engineer who was nominated in 2008 for sound engineering the Lil Wayne album “Tha Carter III”. Miguel is also a Singer, Composer, and a Musician (who plays piano, drums and guitar)….Whew!

TreeSound Studio 1photo

(At TreeSound Studios the beauty of “Sound Art”….)

TreeSound Studio Soundboardphoto

(At TreeSound Studios the “soundboard” used by Renee Ashley Baker’s relative Miguel–the Grammy Nominee)

TreeSound Whitney Studio2photo

(At TreeSound Studios the “studio” used by the Fabulous Whitney Houston to record her last album “I Look To You” )

TreeSound Shaft Posterphoto

(At TreeSound Studios an autographed poster of “Shaft” by the star Richard Roundtree)…

and….

THE GOOD/BAD NEWS?

Renee Ashley Baker has plans to “move to France” , to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design”, to get married to a handsome millionaire or billionaire, and sit on lots and lots of yachts (in the French Riviera)…..No to “The PHIPPS” of D-list Denver, No to “The Cowtown Denver Broncos”…Denver is still the “cowtown” I despise for becoming “Hillbillies” trying to “wrestle me for what’s mine”…..

now continued on to Renee below…..

Renee Ashley Baker Snapshot 3

What does Renee Ashley Baker want for Christmas?

1. Peace on Earth (Goodwill towards ALL men)….
2. and I want my “Readers and Facebook Friends” to view my latest music demo “The Getaway” (click on Renee above to LISTEN )….

Tina Turner Greatest Hits

PLUS….

Did I tell my “Readers and Facebook Friends” that the day I, Renee Ashley Baker, was born at Barnes Hospital in St. Louis Missouri–that there was a “soon to be LEGENDARY” singer who helped my Mother (the beautiful Mrs. A) and my Father (Mr. Ashley) bring me home (at one day old?)….Yes that singer was the one and only TINA TURNER….(click on photo of Tina above to view her terrific video…)

The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee 2012 Plus How England Still Swings With Style….A Look At The “New” English Rose and Other Things British)

June 5, 2012

HRH Princess Kate Middleton….
(the “new” English rose….)

Of Course, I love England, doesn’t everyone? Because of (and only because of) the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee I have decided to do just one more WordPress post….(THIS ONE)…

I want to “launch” a fashion and beauty industry company and–I’ve been thinking of “launching” a fashion blog….Of course, the ultimate would be for me to “write a column” for a Fashion Magazine, however, a “fashion blog” might be a good place for me to “break in”….

So–I have been perusing the style blogs just to see how it is done…And because of the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee I thought I’d take a look at London…I thought I’d take a look at the English blogs to see what the English women were up to “style wise”….What did I find? I found that England still swings…from the “racks”…and…. that there is a “brand new English rose”….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker
p.s. Long Live The Queen…..

Now…

Shall We Begin With:

“Patriotic Fashions From The Diamond Jubilee” ….

Chloe, 13, exhibits a “patriotic style” as she watches “the Queen” ride by during the country wide celebration of the Diamond Jubilee 2012….

An Indoor Celebration During The Diamond Jubilee ?
(I found this “patrotic” show of foot wear on the English blog Stylist Stuff…)

Jubilee Jewelry ?
I found this British Flag necklace on a English jewelry website…the diamonds are real….

NEXT:

Fashion Stuff FROM the Style Blogs of London (aka “The New English Rose”)

False Eye Lashes “Little Flirt” by Benefit….
I found this photo on the English blog “Stylist Stuff”…
(The blog’s author is a “stylist” for “celebrities” and for “showbusiness”)

Ever Seen Nails As English and as Pretty as These ?
(I found them on the English blog “Kingdom of Style”….)

For That Queenly Style….Try The English “For Coco” Hat Maker Judy Bentinck
(chapeaus mixing Anglais with la Francais… pour la tete–ais….okay?)

Tortoise Sunglasses by House of Harlow in Chelsea
(found on the English/French blog CoCos Tea Party)

From The Colony Comes Ugg…
(Ugg’s spring summer 2012 florals–florals that are a must have now)

The English Rose Rocks Haute Couture Style Too….

Sister Socialites Tamra and Petra of New York (and London)

English Actress Thandie Newton Rocks The LBD

Diamonds Are Forever?
(Then They Are Forever At Biddle…Bailey Banks & Biddle of London….)

Designer Stella — Stella of London
Or…. Stella of Strawberry Fields
(Wouldn’t That Be A Great Name For A Perfume? ….”Strawberry Fields”….)

Designer Betsey….Betsey splits spring summer 2012
(Now isn’t that “split” just like Betsey Johnson !)

Burberry….
(Is This the “new” look of MI5/MI6 ?….New look for the women that is…)

Wedding Shoe by Jimmy Choo of London
(Love In Black & White)

Fiction Or Real ? (You Decide)

The Beautiful Style of Downton Abbey….photo from Vogue (London)

Berenice The Bond Girl…
I Cannot Do A London Post Without “JB” Can I ?…..
(JB– James Bond–007– On Her Majesty’s Secret Service…That Is….)

NOW….

THE ROYALS

“The Royal Swans”

Prince Charles and Camilla in a “cookie eating contest” ????

Royal Purple Granny aka HRH The Queen

Queen Elizabeth and “The Kids”

Happy Passover….The Trip….(plus guess who?)

April 20, 2011

 

Renee  Ashley  Baker’s  new    “Easter   Shoes”

 

 

 

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HAPPY  PASSOVER  !!!

P L U S

SHOUT OUT TO MY MAGAZINE PUBLISHERS:

I,  Renee Ashley Baker,  would like the following magazines to “promote” my reality TV show (which  I am proposing for TLC and Netflix TV ):

    a.  Gentlemen’s Quarterly (GQ)

    b.   Esquire

   c.    Vanity Fair

   d.    Interview

    e.   Cosmopolitan

    f.    Town & Country

   g.   Architectural Digest

  h.    Harper’s Bazaar

  i.     Vogue

           among others. . . .

 

 plus

SHOUT OUT TO THE POLITICOS:

1.  I Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT endorse Donald Trump.

2.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT endorse President Obama.

3.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will BE MOVING to France to  design handbags (for Tiffany & Co? and Princess Kate Middleton ?) to launch my perfume line (with Chanel Corp  30/70 split?) and….and….to “Get Married”.

     And  So….

NEW VIEW  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id13.html

Wednesday….

April 13, 2011

 

     IS  THERE  SOME  TYPE  OF  RUMBLE  GOING  ON ?

                                                      — Renee Ashley Baker

 

 

                                                             

                                                  DUH:

                               QUEEN   BEE’S   REVENGE

 

                                  Above  Nelly (from St. Louis)

P L U S

P L U S

P L U S

 

 Renee Ashley Baker would like an On Star sponsorship for her (TLC TV show ?) as all of Renee Ashley Baker’s cars will have  ON STAR  in them. . . .

        (NO TO GARMIN.  THERE WILL BE NO GARMIN TOUR)

P L U S

 

 An AT & T Sponsorship (for Renee Ashley Baker’s TLC TV Show?) 

(Renee Ashley Baker will remain with AT & T)

NOW….

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                                          “12  Documents”

                                                           

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Hear Satellite ! (and….For Ireland and For JAMES: On Memorial Day)

June 1, 2010

 

Click link below to hear “Satellite”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QSgNM9yNjo

and

 

FOR    IRELAND….

              Back in the mid- 1980’s  I was planning  some type of production–I can’t remember now what it was –probably a video or a “short short film”–and I ran an ad in the Denver newspaper for actors.   So –this young man answers my ad.   He  showed up at my house–he was blonde,  blue eyed and wearing his hair like the lead singer from the English rock band  “A Flock of Seagulls”.   (Who at the time were very ‘hot’ ).    I asked this young  ‘actor’   if he’d ever acted in anything before–he was honest–and told me he hadn’t but that  he had just come from an audition with a Director he had never heard of.   Some guy,  he said,  who had produced a movie in Denver called “The Return of the Secaucus Seven”.   So–that was my introduction to the wonderful John Sayles–who later–directed one of my favorite movies “The Secret of Roan Innish”.  And now–this morning– I see on TV one of my new ‘favorite’ actors talking about another film set in Ireland–with a mystical, magical  story line—another “Silkie” story from the Emerald Isle.    So–SHOUT OUT to Colin Farrell –your new movie “Ondine”   looked –shall I say–“enchanting”?….               (I, Renee Ashley Baker, am  considering writing Colin Farrell into my motion picture story line.  A motion picture that I might have produced–if–it is produced at Paramount, 20th Century or The Weinstein Company.  The title?    “The Story of  ABLE “.    Casting?  How about Colin Farrell and Charlize Theron?….) 

 

AND  NOW….

 

 

“You can see it in my eyes ,  Tomorrow never dies,  Tomorrow will arrive”…. (click “link”  below)

SUNG BY WHO ?

 

“Love?    Who Needs It?” 

(“Quantum Solace” now available on pay-per-view)

  

(above, “Goldeneye”  –Ian Fleming’s Island )

 

and

“Satellite”  (Germany, winner of the 2010 European Song Contest) 

 

AND

 

FOR MY FATHER– MR.  ASHLEY –ON MEMORIAL DAY

 

“Taps”

(above, Tom Day, founder of Bugles Across America)

     “TAPS”  was played at the funeral of my father–Mr.  Ashley.  Some 7300 buglers play  at 2500 military funerals each month.  Tom Day founded “Bugles Across America” so that  “every military  family can have  ‘taps’ at that final going away ceremony” .    If — you’d like to have taps played at your Veteran’s funeral just go on Tom’s website at: 

 (Note:  Bugles Across America has a yearly deficit of $10,000 so please visit Tom’s website and make a CASH  donation)

 and

ST.  LOUIS   (on  MEMORIAL DAY  2010)

Boy Scouts and Cub Scouts in St. Louis Missouri decorate 179,000 military graves with flags…

plus

QUIZ: 

GUESS   WHO  HAS  KNOWN  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  FAMILY  SINCE  RENEE ASHLEY  BAKER  WAS  AN   INFANT? 

 

 

 (scroll down for answer)

 

 

BACK STORY:    The story, as it was told to me, goes as follows:  Tina Turner and her sister were at a St. Louis night club one night (Tina’s sister long had had aspirations of being a singer).  Anyway, the crowd in the night club began clammoring for Tina’s sister to ‘get up on the stage and sing’.  She WOULDN’T.    So–Tina stood up and said, “I’ll sing”.    Tina then  jumped up on the stage and began singing.    IKE was in the audience….           Soon after — Ike got a record contract with ‘Sun Records’ and the rest, as they say, is history….

BACK STORY TO THE BACK STORY:  Years later, in the early 1980’s  I, Renee Ashley Baker, did a face to face INTERVIEW with Tina  Turner at the old ‘Turn of the Century’ night club (in southeast Denver).    REMEMBER  TINA?    You offered me a safety pin when I tore the ___that I was wearing.  (I had taken my camera to ‘get some photos’ of  Tina.    I was doing my ‘squat down thing’–when — well–  needless to say — I DON’T do that  squat down thing  anymore!      I now stand to take all photos)…. Anyway, to continue —  TINA TURNER  was a ‘teenager’ in St. Louis when my family (my mother and my father)  knew her.    TINA’S   sister never became a singer–she instead went on to take a job with the U.S. Military  (Department of Defense) –the  aerospace industry–in California.    TINA  TURNER,  as we all know—is still beltin em out for  CAPITOL  EMI records and is still living in the  ‘south of France’  with her German boyfriend/producer. . . .

and now….

For My Father–Mr. Ashley– “Tomorrow  Will  Arrive. . . .”

WELL, WELCOME SUNG BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

RENEE’S    MEDLEY

So–welcome to who needs love

So welcome to who needs love

Bond welcome to who needs love–needs love

Live and Let Die!

 

             (scroll down for more Memorial Day 2010)

QUEEN II: Queen Elizabeth’s WarHorse….

October 21, 2009
Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Zero79 (on Flickr)

Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Zero79 (on Flickr)

Renee Ashley's mother--Mrs Ashley--the Queen (Too)

Renee Ashley's mother--Mrs Ashley--the Queen (Too)

White Rocking Horse by sf2London (on Flickr)

White Rocking Horse by sf2London (on Flickr)

Question ?

Q: A “White Rocking Horse” Like The White Rocking Horse Above Is Seen In the Last Scene of What James Bond Thriller?

PLUS….

WARHORSE 2

Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip

Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip

Queen Elizabeth II

Queen Elizabeth II

Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip stop the show as they arrive late at the London Premier of the “WarHorse”….(Queen Elizabeth II by THE REX….)

Plus….

New “MM” Photos Discovered….

Marilyn Monroe by Ed Clark

Marilyn Monroe by Ed Clark

And…Some New CRYPT–OLOGY?

The price for spending eternity above Marilyn Monroe is $4.5 million….That is how much the “crypt” directly above the actress went for in an online auction that was held August 14 on Ebay. The ebay.com listing said the space at Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery above Monroe is being vacated, making room for someone else. The ‘listing’ also offers the detail that the current occupant is “looking face down on” Monroe….Note: Bidding for the auction started at $500,000….

Plus….

ABOUT RENEE ASHEY’S MOTHER (MRS ASHLEY)

1. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) is pictured above.
2. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) is with Royalty.
3. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) is a Queen Too.
4. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) partied in The Hamptons (New York).
5. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) brunched every Sunday at the Brown Palace Hotel (in Denver).
6. Renee Ashey Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) always hated California.
7. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother–Mrs. Ashley– married my father (Mr. Ashley) who was a “Mason”.
8. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs Ashley) had steak on the stove when I came home from school.
9. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) always wore her silk dresses, pearls and high heels when I came home from school (she llooked like June Cleaver).
10. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) had a $250,000 Estate and she left Renee Ashley/Renee Ashley Baker $50,000 from her $250,000 Estate.
11. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) hated the name Gale/Gail….
Note: Renee Ashley Baker will sign a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies as a ‘Spokes Model’ –and for $21 million dollars to be paid to Renee Ashey Baker. (Renee Ashley Baker “hates” California and Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to Germany….)

NOTE 2: THE “21” COMPANIES (THAT BELONG TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER AND TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S MOTHER–MRS ASHLEY. THESE 21 COMPANIES ARE “NOT” GALE’S/ NOT GAIL’S AND GALE/GAIL IS “NOT” GOING TO GET ANYTHING FROM THESE 21 COMPANIES…):
1. Faberge (Russia)
2 Mikimoto (Japan)
3. Grosvenor Furs of Canada (Represented by Albert Furs)
4. Shonbek Chandeliers (Germany)
5. Rolex (Switzerland)
6. Bang & Olufson (Denmark)
7. Burberry (England)
8. Jimmy Choo (England)
9. Chane/Chanel Cosmeticsl/Renee Perfume by Chanel (France) 10.Hermes/St. Louis Cristal (France)
11. Moet Champagne/Louis Vuitton (France)
12. Hagen Daz (USA/Jewish)
13. Neiman marcus (USA/Jewish)
14. Creme de La Mer (USA/Jewish)
15. Yahoo not Google (and eventually a seat on the Board of Directors of Yahoo)
16. AT&T/BlackJack Phone (USA)
17. MSN/Microsoft (USA)
18. General Motors (USA)
19. IBM (USA)
20. Swarovski (For The Royal Family of Austria)
21.

MOVIES!MOVIES!MOVIES!LABOR DAY WEEKEND….

September 3, 2009

GOING OUT ?…GO SEE….THE FUTURE (IT LOOKS AWSOME!)

Gamer starring Gerard Butler

“Gamer” starring that ‘other’ Gerard (Scottish Gerard Butler is a ‘hunk’-a-‘hunk’….)

STAYING IN ?…THEN SEE…. THE PAST (IT WAS AWSOME….)

Blow Out starring John Travolta

“Blow Out” starring John Travolta (Sound man hears ‘blow out’….)

The Cassandra Crossing starring Richard Harris

“The Cassandra Crossing” starring Richard Harris ( Irish Richard Harris is always one of my favorite actors….)

The Osterman Weekend starring Rutger Hauer

“The Osterman Weekend” starring Ruter Hauer (CIA involves civilian? Nah….Never happen….)

Batman Forever starring Val Kilmer

“Batman Forever” starring Val Kilmer (The “BIG fight” in the Ritz Hotel is hilarious! …. )

Casino Royale starring Daniel Craig

“Casino Royale” starring Daniel Craig (JB is out for “revenge” ! ….)

WELCOME HOME: LAURA AND EUNA (not spies !)

August 5, 2009

American Journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee

American Journalists Laura Ling and Euna Lee arrive in Burbank (Photo Courtesy News.Yahoo)

Laura Ling and Euna Lee are home!
While doing a story on “China human trafficking” (for Al Gore’s “Current TV”) Laura and Euna were arrested by North Korean Border Guards. They were “accused of being spies”, then tried, then sentenced to 20 years “hard labor” in a North Korean prison….
However, as they say, their plight culminated in a “happy ending” and Lisa and Euna returned to U.S. soil this morning…. To Bill Clinton, To the U.S. State Department, and To the U.S. Secret Service: “Their mother thanks you, their father thanks you, their sister thanks you, and “I” thank you”…..

Ballet de Moscow

NOW….WHAT ABOUT “REAL” SPIES?

Were Laura Ling and Euna Lee ‘real’ spies? I, Renee Ashley Baker, think “NOT”. It would have been a stupid–a ridiculous–move for the U.S. Army to “make” these two American journalists spies. Why? Because two Asian American journalists are “too obvious a choice”. They’d be suspected. Right? Besides –the U.S. Army (CIA) has spies, real spies, seasoned spies. They (the CIA) “don’t” use amateurs. Spies–as you may know–have a serious history that goes back to Biblical times. However–the most “famous” spy that ever lived is probably Buster Crabb…. Buster Crabb was a British Royal Navy frogman and MI6 diver. Buster vanished, in April 1956, on a reconnaissance mission around a Soviet cruiser….(Buster, as you may or may not know, was the “role model” for super spy/super agent James Bond…. To read more about Buster Crabb try: “The Final Dive…The Final Story” by C.R. Williams (at Amazon.com)

Below Spy Master (and Spy Nemises’)….

Buster Crabb

Blofeld

Max Zorin

BELOW: GOLDEN FLAMING SWORD, WHITE QUILL AND RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….

Firey Golden Sword by KFaye on Flickr

White Quill

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(VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WITH “THE PALACE” –BUCKINGHAM PALACE THAT IS):

TO VIEW “PALACE” VIDEO (Go To): http://www.rabtelevision.spaces.live.com

Inauguration: The Anti-Inauguration Poem

January 20, 2009

                                              

      The “Anti-Inauguration Poem”

                by

Renee Ashley Baker

(copyright 2009 by Renee Ashley Baker ALL RIGHTS RESERVED)

 Ginger or Mary Ann

Sonny or Tom Hagen

Bernie Madoff or Mark Rich

Captain Sully does a ditch

Hurricane Blew Things Unhinged

A freaky sight just came on “Fringe”

Pitts new character a Benji he

I took my turn to jump on Wii

Suri’s dad he did the worm

To Valkerie from “The Firm”

Auto men won’t leave their jets

I’ll say ‘good-bye” to the ‘Vette’

My Sharona still played on Monk

FDR on tv–was Joe Biden drunk?

My James Bond still never takes a fall

He does his dishes with ‘Finish Electrosol”

Dirty creeps bathed at Kentucky Chicken

My Seiko watch just keeps on ticken

Space Station Bag it came a loose

A snow storm derailed that ‘big caboose’

Elliot Spitzer tried to be a ‘playa’

Now he’s in jail, do you hear what I saya?

Slapchop and Graty made their debut

The ‘pedegg’ on tv showed rough heels what’s new

Beijing lit up like a birthday cake

Now made in China is what they ‘used to make’

Still A gallon went to $4 dollars

John Walsh and his crew are still making collars

Hillary lost without a tear in her eye

Richard Gere told everyone to hug the ‘bad guy’ (wha?)

Blago wants to sell a senate seat

Just $1 million 99 it can’t be beat

George Bush’s last day is 1 -20-99

Joy Behar made it jewelry, isn’t she fine?

George Bush is outgoing with a wink and a coup

But what did he say?  “Watch out for that shoe”

I wear Chanel  and I love Jimmy Choo

I sick of this poem–how bout you?

 

“I  NEED   A   HERO !”….

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Above, Pam Davis who “told” the FBI on Blago.   She wore a wire!!!  Pam Davis “is” Renee Ashley Baker….                                           

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Below…More of Renee Ashley Baker’s “Heros”

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Go Airforce!  Ace pilot Chesley Sullenberger, III. ….Sully as he’s known to friends and family began flying airplanes at the age of 14.   Captain Sully is a former U.S. Air Force fighter pilot who flew “F4   Phantom Jets”.

plus….

                                           LIV    RENEE    WALKER

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