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MEN: Christmas 2013….More Gifts For The Family #Entertainment News, #Celebrity News, #Wedding News, (No to Robert DeNiro)

December 9, 2013

My Mother (Erma/Irma) always walked next to me ….HOLDING MY HAND…..

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above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma) had “steak on the stove” when Renee Ashley Baker came home from school and there was always a “pie” on the pie plate or “Tollhouse” cookies in the cookie jar. (Yes—My Mother (Erma/Irma) was an “Eastern Star” and a “housewife” who sat home watching “soaps”. My Mother (Erma/Irma) saw the very first “soap opera” ….SECRET STORM….)

FOR MOM

As previously stated, My Mother (Erma/Irma) the “Lady Behind The Soldier” had a “real” Leopard Coat while First Lady (Jackie Kennedy) wore the “faux” one…. Below Faux Leopard Coat by Alexander McQueen)

Leopard Coat by Alexander McQueen

Cartier Leopard

(above, “Real” Diamond Leopard Watch by CARTIER….)

NOW MORE GIFT IDEAS….

FOR YOUR BROTHER: The Heavens To Watch

(My Brother “JAMES” was Air Force)

A Celestron Sky Prodigy 130 Telescope

Celestron Sky Prodigy 130

The Golden Planet (The Decommissioned “Dwarf Planet” PLUTO)

Dwarf Planet Pluto

FOR YOUR KIDS

Poloroid 8 inch Android Tablet W/Blue Tooth, dual Camera and Dual Core Processor (on sale for $99 at Walgreens)

Poloroid 8 inch Android Tablet

The Space Bar Modern Desk Organizer sold at Quirky com

Space Bar Desk Organizer

This is a “modern” desk organizer that can handle a 30 pound computer. It creates a “stowaway” space for both keyboard and mouse. It has four front facing USB ports for synching and two rear facing USB ports for charging.

AND

FOR YOUR SISTER: The Hearth (Cookbooks)

The African American Guide To Living Well With Diabetes

Living Well With Diabetes

The Deluxe Food Lovers Companion

The Deluxe Food Lovers Companion

FOR YOUR SISTER IN LAW

Hurom Premium Slow Juicer

above, Hurom’s Premium Slow-Juicer/Smoothie Maker for Home Smoothies.

FOR YOUR BROTHER IN LAW

Sauvignon Bot by NEC

above, Sauvignon Bot: This tiny robot from NEC can taste wine. Really! Through infrared “light sensors” in its left arm the bot can analyze the chemical composition of the liquid inside to determine type, brand, and flavor!
For purchase details visit: Necst.co jp

AND….

FOR GRANDMA AND GRANDPA

Kiss The Kitty The Hamilton Collection by Kayomi

Kitty from The Hamilton Collection by Kayomi

Kick The Can: “The Twilight Zone: Complete Collection” sold at Amazon com

The Twilight Zone The Complete Definitive Collection 1959

FOR YOUR DAD (If Dad Is A Gadget Guy)

RCA Portable TV

RCA Portable TV

This is TV on the go and you’ll get more than 70 networks and cable stations over broadcast signals (not WiFi). Size: a tiny 3.5 inches. Sold at RCAPortableTV com

RADIO SHACK

Digital Desk Top Weather Station at Radio Shack

above, Digital Desk Top Weather Station

FOR YOUR DAD (If Dad Needs Safety and Security)

Indoor/Outdoor Video Camera by Q sold at Walmart

Advance Elite Indoor Outdoor Camera at Walmart

Philips Spot On Motion Detector LED Lights…. Philips Spot On LED Sensor Light

AND

FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR GIRL

CrownCap com

Petco Holiday Trapper Cat Hat

above, CrownCaps sold at CrownCaps com (and the Cat Holiday Trapper Hat above in red and green is sold at PETCO com)

ALSO….

FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR GIRL

Hotel Relais Du Foyer

A Christmas (Island) Getaway with the Saints

(Saint Vincent’s Hotel Relais; Saint Barthelemy’s Hotel Guanahani & Spa; and Saint Lucia’s Cap Maison Resort & Spa).

FOR C. P.

Breitling for Bentley

Chesterfield Coat at Burberry

Legal Definition

CP is getting for Christmas: A Breitling for Bentley Watch, A “Chesterfield” coat by Burberry and a legal document (aka CP Irrevocable Trust)….

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AND….

NOW….

Wedding Bells with cupid on top

re: ANOTHER FAMILY WEDDING

SO–another of my relatives has announced his “impending” marriage. Congratulations my MAN! The “groom to be” is the multi-talented MIGUEL the Grammy Nominee who has worked with such music legends as Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston. Miguel, like I said, needs to sign a deal with Sony Records or Richard Branson (Virgin Records). Universal/MCA is broke, I think, as Jay Leno has been paying his tv show band out of his own pocket. (Also Universal/MCA hasn’t even been “promoting” its new acts. Warner Bros/Interscope, in my opinion” is “drained”). Congrats to Miguel and his lovely bride to be (a pretty Caucasian woman from Vermont).

Live Long and Prosper My Man !…

Signed
Your Favorite Relative, Renee AB 9 aka The Erma Foundation aka Erma French Perfume and Design

(below photo of Miguel at my sister Miss M’s house Christmas 2011)

Miguel home at Christmas 2011

AND…..

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Cruising or Jetting: This Summer Vacation Is For You! Hottest Cruises and Luxury Vacations for 2013

February 21, 2013

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Cruise Ship ? (For Sailing To France ?)

Answer: Cunard’s Queen Victoria

Cunard's  Queen Victoria

on board the Cunard Queen Victoria

Inside The Suite of Cunard’s Queen Victoria

plus…plus….plus….plus….

Other Destinations In Mind ? (Like The Mediterranean ?)

Seabourne Mediterranean

QUESTION: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE HOTTEST CRUISE DESTINATIONS ARE FOR 2013 ?

ANSWER: Caribbean, Alaska, Mediterranean

(pictured above the luxurious and “rich” Seabourne Mediterranean)

and…..

STATS: DID YOU KNOW THAT 10.4 MILLION AMERICANS TOOK A CRUISE IN 2012 ?

COME ON LET ME TAKE YOU ON A SEA CRUISE

Specialty Cruises

The Love Boat: singlecruises.com
The Opera Boat: operaunderthepolarsky.com
The Golf Boat: elitegolfcruises.com or golfahoy.com
The Gay Boat: atlantisevents.com
The Religious Boat: LeSeaTours.com

plus….plus….plus….plus….

TRAVEL WEBSITES

Travel Agent

Need To Save On Travel Agents?

Try the website: “CruiseCompete.com” where travel agents “bid” for your business by lowering prices or throwing in extras.

DO THE KIDDIES RULE ?

Try the website: “TravelWithYourKids.com”

TRAVEL TIPS:

Find A “Cruisers CheckList” from USA WEEKEND (click on Travel Agent Above)

CLICK HEADSET BELOW TO BUY:

music to buy

“The Honey Boo Boo Song” (Collector’s Item Demo Track)

BUY NOW! (mp3 for 99cents)

Buy It For The Child At Home…or For The Child In You….

Lyrics and Music by
Lady Allegro Hidden Cat 5

P.S. To Hidden Cat (I Got Your Cash!)
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Visit Renee’s France !

(In 2014 Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to France to launch Erma French Perfume and Design….hopefully….with The Wertheimers)

Palace Versailles in Paris France

Below the Chanel Store and CoCo Chanel’s Paris Apartment….

Chanel fashion week

CoCo Chanels apartment in Paris France

NOW….READY! SET! GO!

Bill & Stacy Fischer of Fischers Travel

Traveling With Influence:
Renee Ashley Baker’s Travel Agents….

(Stacy and Bill Fischer of the “exclusive” and “chic” Fischer’s Travel, NY)

By the Way you have to be a “member” of the Fischer’s Travel Club in order to book travel through Fischer’s Travel. The Cost: $100,000

NOW…LET’S BEGIN…..

I D Stronghold

Traveling With Security:
I D Strong Hold Credit Card Protectors

HTH Insurance Group

Traveling With Insurance:
HTH Worldwide for Political Unrest Insurance Coverage

Mens Coach Duffel Bag

NOW LET’S CONTINUE:
Taking The “Fuss” Out of Travel
Try These Travel Websites:
Coach com (Coach Mens Duffel)
@TravelGov (Tweeted Travel Alerts)
AwayFind com (Email Forwarding)
Mpassport com (Med Emergencies)
TravelingBaby com (Baby Equipment Rental)

Bento Bag at SkipHop com

Taking The “Now What Did I do With It?” Out of Baby’s Bag
Try The “Bento Bag” by Skip Hop
Visit: Skiphop com

Louis Vuitton Pet Carrier

Taking The “Leaving Poochie At Home” Out of Summer
Try A Pet Traveler by Louis Vuitton
Visit: Louis Vuiton com

WANT BOOKS TO READ WHILE ON YOUR VACATION?

“Patriarch: The Remarkable Life and Turbulent Times of Joseph P. Kennedy”

The Patriarch The Remarkable Life and Turbulent Times of Joseph P Kennedy

Because he was “grandfather” just like my real grandfather….

“”Last Lion: Winston Spencer Churchill: Defender of the Realm 1940-1965”

The Last Lion Winston Spencer Churchill Defender of the Realm 1940 1965

Because he was married to Clem….

“Thomas Jefferson: The Art of Power”

Thomas Jefferson Art of Power

Because the capitol of Missouri is Jefferson City….

and….

“Rod: The Autobiography”

Rod The Autobiography

Because he’s with Renee

(Rod Stewart has a daughter named Renee….)

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ME plus SHE

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MUMMY PUTS THE FREEZE ON TOO….

“Since ‘Old Man Winter’ won’t let go just ‘button up’ in cold weather and try and enjoy the snow….”
–Mummy

For those of you who are still experiencing “winter weather”….it’s not too late to try the products below….

Snow Melting Mat by HeatTrak

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North Face Etip Gloves

Help (In Order of Appearance): Snow Melting Walkway Mat, Solar Generator, and Etip Gloves by North Face…

Or…How About?

Vacationing in Abures On The Fantastic “Turtle Island” (aka Fiji)

Turtle Island

SUMMER VACATION IS JUST 4 MONTHS AWAY…..SO, HERE GOES….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “OLD FAVORITE” ST. TROPEZ RESORT…..

Hotel Villa Marie in Saint Tropez

Hotel Villa Marie
Phone: 04-94-97-40-22

and….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Resort Wear Collection…A collection that is pure CoCo

(By the way does anybody know how CoCo Chanel got the name CoCo?

The Answer has something to do with a French Regiment and a Talent Show….)

Chanel Resort Collection 2013

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “NEW” FAVORITE VACATION RESORT….(St. Tropez’s La Reserve Hotel)

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This Six Day Spa Program Costs $3,645. There are 12 butler staffed villas with 4-6 bedrooms (available from $5,700 with a 3 night minimum stay); and their regular Rooms start at $570 a night; and spa treatments at $70.
La Reserve Hotel
Phone: 33-4/94 44 94 44

GOT KIDS?

THE BEST KID FRIENDLY RESORT MAY BE….

HILTON HAWAIIAN VILLAGE …A PERFECT RESORT FOR KIDS….

Hilton Hawaiian Village perfect resort for kids

and now about the RZ (aka Renee Zone)

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “LOVE” Matchmaker (Bring On The Men!)

Date Place by Janis Spindel

New York’s “Date Place” ….picked by matchmaker Janis Spindel where New York “love seekers” could find that perfect LOVE match…..

Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Data BackUp Service

Carbonite Data BackUp

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite I.D. Protection Service…

Protect My Id

View Renee Ashley Baker’s New Wix Website…Click Logo of Renee Ashley Baker Below…

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RE: THE CRUISE

Facebook or Netflix can “video tape” my trip (my cruise) from New York to France that is from Southampton to Southampton on a Cruise Ship in 2014. (Oprah Winfrey will not be traveling with me on my cruise).

CRAP SIGHTING: Donald Trump is Crap (He’s rumored to be “organized crime’s crap”); NBC is Crap, Charlize is Crap, Melanie Griffth’s Mother is Crap, No to Chris Brown, No to “network TV series”; meaning No ABC, No CBS (I don’t want a network TV show)….

…. and No to all other’s I’ve previously said “NO” to…(I’m saying all of this “NO” to fix POOR “ferret faced Lee” and because “C” is who I’m buying the house in the Hamptons for and “C” is not going to be harassed –not by anyone….)

Travel In Style: Renee Ashley Baker’s Luxury Travel Guide (plus Whitney Houston still Sparkles)

July 31, 2012

The Beautiful Mrs. A

Now click on Both Queens To View Two New videos….

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strong>Renee Ashley Baker’s “Futuristic” Offices In Paris France(wHY nOT ?)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be residing in Paris France working in the “fashion and beauty industry” WITHOUT GALE/GAIL….I, Renee Ashley Baker, be wearing my $7,000 Chanel suits to work everyday for ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN…. (hopefully majority–that is 70%– owned by the Wertheimer Brothers).
I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a “citizen of France”….

NO TO CHARLIZE THERON, No to Paula, No to Gaga, No to Madonna (and No to Ben Afleck he’s still a sissy)…..

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SUMMER IS STILL HERE. NEED SOME PLACE TO GO?

TRY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER'S "FAVORITE" PRIVATE ISLANDS….

(Try Petit St. Vincent. The rates are from $1350 per night; book at: psvresort.com)

THERE’S SKORPIOS

(The site of Renee Ashley Baker’s Wedding?)

THERE’S MUSTIQUE:

(Gingerbread Houses on The “Royal” Islands)

THERE’S LYFORD CAY:

and

FOR SALE: BUCK ISLAND

(For just $50 Million)

The property has 43 acres, a main building, a satellite master bedroom, and three guest houses…

SO….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE….and traveling in style….

HOW TO TRAVEL IN STYLE

(RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S TRAVEL GUIDE….)

Renee’s Favorite Travel Guides Are: Fisher’s Travel Agency (in New York City) and for those “do-it-yourself” (Luxe City Travel Guides by Louis Vuitton).

and….

FOR “OH, MY ACHING BACK!”

(Pack Chanel’s Hot Water Bottle Cover)

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE ROLL-A-BOARD?

(Louis Vuitton’s Pegasse, of course)

TAKE YOUR iPAD EVERYWHERE?

(Pack it in style –Hermes iPad Case Below)

CANCEL OUT ALL NOISE

(Bose Head Phones Are Great)

HAVE BABY WILL TRAVEL…IN STYLE

(Baby Travel Gear by Burberry)

AND….

WHAT A WAY TO FLY?

(Take A Private Jet To The Island)

Want To Read While On Vacation ?

If You Love Romance:

(It’s Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite….)

If You Love Politics:

AND….AFTER THE TRIP?

GO BEDDY-BYE (with Hypnos or Duxiana….)

(Renee Ashley Baker will be visiting the Hypnos and Duxiana stores in Paris France)

NOW….

HONORABLE MENTION (or…. mentioning the honorable)

First Gardens by The First Lady

(above, First Lady Michelle Obama)

and

First Lady of the Black Tea Party

(above Anita Moncrief founder of the first Black Tea Party)

and

First Lady Of Pop

Be sure and see “Sparkle” starring Whitney Houston

(opens August 17 at a theatre near you)

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For Sale: Goldeneye below, Plus…An Island Paradise Vacation? (There is still time). . . .

June 24, 2011

 

“Irma’s House Of Numbers” (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

 

 

Buy and tell all your friends to Buy (I need 3,000 sales per month of all three ebooks)

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 ‘HOW I SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION…

        (It’s not too late to book that Island Getaway….)

 

Lyford Cay Luxury Bahamas (at Unusual Villa Rentals com)

 

K Club Luxury  in Barbuda (at Paradise-Islands org)

Villa Marie in St. Tropez (at Concierge com)

Mustique in the Carribbean

Below, Fabulous Mustique Villa  designed by  Oliver Messel

Did you know –that Minerva Paradizo is a fictional character from the Artemis Fowl series of books and is one of the main antagonists in “Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony” ?   

AND….

Don’t Forget Stateside

The Inn at Fox Hollow in Long Island (at ScottoBrothers com)

 

Below Villa –The Hamptons’ –Long Island

Remember ?

Remember Seinfeld’s  Hamptons’  Summer  House Thingy ?  (It  re-ran last night. . . .LOL)

Take the test below: 

Bikini  Ready?

(Below The Queen)

Sunglass Ready? 

(Below Chanel )

 

Sandal  Ready ? 

 (Below Bernard Rudofsky’s revived 2011 sandals….

               First Lady Jackie Kennedy Onassis  wore  Bernard’s sandals on her and ARI’s  private  Greek Island Skorpios)

Chapeau Ready?

Spring /Summer hat by Louise Greene Millinery

Drink Ready?

(Below The Bubbly)

 

OR

(Below Deep Eddy’s Hard Tea)

 

plus

FOR   SALE:   GOLDEN  EYE

        House For Sale on Kiawah Island (South Carolina)

               Address:  108  Goldeneye  Drive

               Details:  5 bedrooms, 5 & 1/2 baths, 3,545 sq ft

               Asking price:  $ 1, 950, 000

                Realtor:  Movoto com

 

and

SHOUT   OUTS….

              (Three Shout Outs)

  SHOUT  OUT #1:  To Sotheby’s

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to meet with Sotheby’s Auction House in New York about Sotheby’s selling nine (9) of my photographs  (on Flickr). 

      TERMS:  I, Renee Ashey Baker will select the 9 photographs to be sold; (b) The 9 photographs must be sold to a European art collector. (c) I, Renee Ashley Baker will sign and number each of the 9 photographs. (d) I, Renee Ashley Baker, own 100% copyrights to these 9 photographs.  

       Sotheby’s will:  (a) “Forego” the 10% Sellers Commission; (b) “Guarantee” Renee Ashley Baker $1 million dollars for the 9 photographs via a “binding contract” that obliges Sotheby’s to pay seller $1 million dollars. (c) “Cover” all printing costs and marketing costs (marketing meaning catalog printing or possibly marketing via the website Sotheby’s  com.) 

SHOUT OUT #2:  To Chanel Corp:

      I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to design a line of French bed linen to be named after my Mother’s “day bed”.   A day bed that my Mother kept “beautiful” all day and upon which “sat”  my Mother’s DOLLS….I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like Chanel Corporation to BUY 70% of Renee Ashley Baker’s  French perfume and design company which—will design–(a) a line of crocodile handbags (for Tiffany & Co ?); (b) a line of fine  jewelry (Ashley Lane Jewelers); (c) a perfume line (produced by Chanel perfumes); (d) French bed linen.

SHOUT OUT #3  To Janis Spindel Matchmaking (in New York)

     I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with Janis Spindel (in New York) about Janis Spindel finding me a HUSBAND….REQUIREMENTS: Caucasian/Jewish, 50-70 years of age.

PLUS

     TO VIEW RENEE’S PHOTOGRAPHS (click link below ):

http://www.flickr.com/photos/reneebakerstudios/

 

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