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NEWS For The New Year, plus, 2011 SHOUT OUTS!

January 4, 2011

 

I’d like my first date on Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service (in Denver or New York)  to buy me,  BUY  me, a LG Quantum Windows 7 Phone so:  “When I text him —he can see through the windows to my heart”. . . .

My name (Renee Ashley Baker) produces between 7,900,000 – 16,000,000 “Bing” search results.  (That is more than Kate Gosselin but less than Paris Hilton who’s name produces 68,000,000 results. . . .)

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   New Song Written by Renee Ashley Baker on Jan 2 (click link below):

http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/541531328

TO  THE WORLDWIDE PRESS/MEDIA: 

I must get 1,000 orders (at $99 per order)

VIEW:  www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

(Note: You WILL be able to FAX your orders)

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HAPPY NEW YEAR

                                          f r o m

                             Renee Ashley Baker

                                             To 

The   Hive

        Did you know that January 2, 2011 is the anniversary of the beehive?    Yes –hairstylist Margaret Vinci Heldt invented the “heightened hair hive”  at her Chicago hair salon over 50 years ago.  It is said that the history making hairstylist often told her clients: “I don’t care what he does to you from the neck down but from the neck up–I want him to leave you alone !”

 

 

 

 

 

HAPPY  NEW YEAR  LADY GAGA!

 

HAPPY  NEW YEAR NEW YORK!

 

HAPPY  NEW YEAR SOCIALITES!

 

 

   

 

    

 

 

 

 

 

 

       HAPPY NEW YEAR  (and happy birthday) MEL!

  

 

HAPPY  NEW  YEAR   TO  THE  HOUSEWIVES!

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, hope to be a ‘housewife’ soon. . . .)

 

plus

 

HAPPY  NEW  YEAR  BABS  (and others !)

           

                                 

                                    

            

 

Happy New Year To Paris and Nikki Hilton !

and 

Happy New Year To Matchmaker Janis Spindel !

    

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Halloween:Moms,Monsters,and Making Butterbeer

October 20, 2010

 

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Halloween Costume? (see answer below)

Quiz:  WHO   SHE?

 

Answer:  A  Beautiful  Princess

 

Quiz  2:  WHO  HE?

                                HAPPY      HALLOWEEN     EVERYBODY  !

 

 

 

 

View My New Website:  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

Want A Poster Of Your Child Wearing His/Her Halloween Costume?

 

Try PosterBrain com

and

 

what about ?

Tales (Er  Dollars)  From The Crypt ?

Who are the top (deceased) money earners of 2010 from merchandising/licensing  of T-shirts, posters, biographies, shrine tours,   etc etc etc )  

List includes:  Elvis Presley($42 Mil),  Albert Einstein ($20 Mil), Andy Warhol ($19) ,  John Lennon ($24) , Johnny Cash ($8 Mil), Dr. Seuss (Theodore Geisel $10 Mil) and Kurt Cobain $50 Mil(among others)   

 

So. . . .IT’S   HALLOWEEN

Still Don’t Have Your Halloween Costume?    Try  Spirit  Costume Store. . . .

 

above, Mork from Ork . . . 

 

and—Want To Advertise?

  (buy an ad  $39.99)

My name (Renee Ashley Baker) produces 7,900,000-11,200,000 “BING”  search results (that’s more than Kate Gosselin but less than Paris Hilton who’s name produces 68,000,000 results. . . .)

 

                                       (Butterbeer  Recipe   Below)

 OCTOBER  IS  FOR  MOMS : (to soap up kids?)

So Moms  ‘soap em up’ with Halloween ‘duck soaps’ from the Quacker Gift Shop (owner Jennifer Brown) . . . .

 

 

plus….Other Great  Products (from the Quacker Gift Shop): 

1.    Loofa Soap Scrub  (It’s loofa and soap combined)

2.   Body Butter  (It ROLLS onto heels and elbows) 

CLICK  LINK  TO  BUY:   http://www.quackergiftshop.com/cat/86-Halloween-Ducks.html

plus….also for Moms:

Buy specially marked packages of  Wet Ones(marked with Pink Ribbon) and benefit the Breast Cancer Research Foundation . . .

 

 

 

 

 

OCTOBER IS FOR MONSTERS: 

This Year’s Most Popular Halloween Costumes (in the USA)?

 

Super Mario (from Party City) . . . .

Harry Potter (from Party City) . . . .

Steam Punk (from  . . . .)

and the

Most popular Halloween costumes (in Germany)?  Why Boheme Sauvage (celebrating Germany’s  Roaring 20’s Revial) 

the  Most popular party/costume company (In England)?  Why Carol Middleton’s costume company Party Pieces (Carol is the Mum of Prince Williams girlfriend/fiance Kate Middleton)  Below a “Pink Witch” costume from Party Pieces. . . .

Click Link To Party Pieces:  http://www.partypieces.co.uk/Default.asp?&cookie%5Ftest=1

Yes–here it is. . . .THE  Halloween costume of 2010. . . . The ‘Palin Pup’  !

 

 

 

 

A N D

 

SO—What costume will Prince Harry wear this year?   Maybe Party City’s  ‘King Noble’ ?   ( “Blah de  blah, blah” )

RECIPES:

Harry Potter & The Hogwarts Authentic Butterbeer   from   Mugglenet.com (click link below):

http://www.mugglenet.com/misc/rosmertas/butterbeer.shtml

 

plus . . . .

JANIS SPINDEL MATCHMAKING:  Renee Ashley Baker is ‘looking for a husband’  (to dress up in costumes with on Halloween).  His qualifications:  Caucasian, 50-70 years of age, and must reside in Colorado, New York, Canada or Europe. 

Renee Ashley Baker will be MOVING TO NEW YORK (then to France to meet the Chandon family and the Chairmen of Chanel, LVMH, and Hermes). . . .

NOW—-view Renee Ashley Baker new Halloween VIDEO (click link):  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

Small Business Advertising

April 19, 2010

WELCOME!

SMALL BUSINESS

(Retail, Service, Restaurant, Consultants, Real Estate, Fashion, Actors, Musicians)

NEW RATES: $39.99 (lst Month)

Subsequent Months:

$50.00 (2 months)
$100.00 (5 months)

TYPE OF AD:

200 x 200 size photo with a “LINK BACK’ to your website.

HOW TO PLACE AN AD

Send Email To:

rbstudios@yahoo.com

(Subject Line: Small Business Advertising)

PAY METHOD

BLOG AD RATES! NEW & BETTER RATES!

September 8, 2009
I.D. WATCHDOG LOGO

I.D. WATCHDOG LOGO

Renee Ashley Baker recommends I.D. Watch Dog

plus…..

DEAR ADVERTISERS:

RIGHT NOW READERSHIP IS MOSTLY UPSCALE (CELEBRITY AND MILLIONAIRE). HOWEVER, SOON I’LL BE PROMOTING THIS BLOG, WORLDWIDE, TO NEWSPAPERS AND MAGAZINES VIA BY EMMA.COM….
THOSE ADVERTISERS WHO WISH TO “GET ON BOARD” EARLY — THANK YOU.
SIGNED,
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

Your Ad Here BR3ITN3R

3 MONTHS ($200)
6 MONTHS ($400)
CORPORATE: 1 YEAR ($1200)

Alumni: NYU, Columbia, Harvard, plus Germany Memorial Day

May 20, 2009

 

                         Renee Ashley Baker’s  Universities….

Columbia UniversityNew York University

Harvard University

 

           10.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, attended two private colleges. 

                                               HELLO  ALUMS !

         To all those who attended New York University, Columbia University in New York, and Harvard University  I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to run an advertisement for your business (your lawfirm, your apparel company, your day spa, your consulting firm, your hand bag company, your foundation, your restaurant, your travel agency, your mortgage company, your real estate brokerage, your software company, your fashion boutique, your art gallery, your photography studio, your architechtural firm, and your shoe company (aka Brown Shoe Company in St. Louis– Missouri).

               As you may know 70 Million People log on to the internet each day.  Approximately 700 Million People log on to the internet each week–worldwide.   (And–75% of all American households now have the internet).

               Also–as you may know a “display ad” in a local daily newspaper may reach 200,000 -500,000 readers (and can cost from $1,000-$10,000 for a one-time only run).  By contrast, an advertisement on a Blog can reach 70 million web-surfers/web shoopers each day and will cost far less than a newspaper ad.

             The minimum run on my Blog for small to medium size businesses  is 1 month ($200) and 3 months (for $600) and 6 months (for $1200).   Large “corporations” must buy for 12 months minimum (or $2400). 

               I, Renee Ashley Baker, look forward to hearing from you and I look forward to promoting your product or services.

              Very truly yours,

              RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

 

                      “25 Things About Renee Ashley Baker”

11.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am giving my mother (Mrs. Ashley) an endowment (a chair) at Wellesley.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am giving my father (Mr. Ashley) an endowment (a chair) at Harvard.

 12.       I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a permanent citizen of Monaco Monte Carlo.

 13.     I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be Christie Brinkley….I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a “SpokesModel” for 13 companies (including Hermes St. Louis Cristal) and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be paid a “total” of $24 million dollars from these 13 companies.  (The Kennedys’ names will go on the $24 million dollar bank account)

   14.      I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate “American Idol” the tv show.

   15.      I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate “Coca-Cola”.

    16.   I,   Renee Ashley Baker, hate “California”.

plus….for the Holiday….. 

 

Bently GTC by Jeroenolthof on Flickr

Memorial Day Drive ( in the country?)…Try the new  Bentley 2009 GTC Convertible

Lobster Gram com

Memorial Day Dinner (in the city?)….Try Lobstergram.com

                         Plus….

                                  German Memorial Day ? Wall

                                                        

                                         FALL OF THE WALL

            I, Renee Ashley  Baker, am learning to speak fluent German;  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  plan to live in Germany (for a year or two);  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  have friends who are German and I, Renee Ashley Baker,  have “dated” German men ….Therefore– I, Renee Ashley Baker,  am “eligible”  right?….

           IT is my understanding that Germany has been seeking a “design” for what is being called the “Fall Of The Wall Memorial”.  

         This “memorial” all commemorate the “fall of the Berlin wall” (in 1989).  This  “memorial” is to be located right in the heart of Berlin on land that is approximately 3000 sq metres. 

          So….I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to hereby –officially–submit, to the Culture Minister of Germany, my CONCEPT for the “Fall Of  The Wall Memorial”….

                                    “99 White Balloons”

                                                  by

                                     Renee Ashley Baker

         Copyright 2009 by Renee Ashley.   All Rights Reserved

            A WALL,  6ft tall,  made of newly invented “see through concrete” .    On top of the wall,  are 99 WHITE BALLOONS.  These 99 WHITE BALLOONS , made of glass and with white strings attached, are pulling “The Wall” up, up, up towards the right . On the ground, at  left , pushing “The Wall” upwards is a BLACK VOLKSWAGEN  BEETLE…..

      (Note:  My design, of course, is inspired by the 1984 song, “99 Luft Ballons” by Nena)

VIEW VIDEO:    “99 Balloons” by Nena

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQYQTFudrqc                              

                           HAPPY   MEMORIAL   DAY!

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