Posts Tagged ‘IBM’

Garage Door Safety/Security: Garage Door Opener With Fingerprint I.D. (read below)

June 22, 2010

 

HOME   SAFETY 

 NEED  BARB  WIRE?       THEN  READ  ON…. 

 

 

IF–IF–there has been a rash of auto break-ins in your neighborhood (meaning smashing car windows and stealing Ipods, GPS, Laptops, and GARAGE DOOR OPENERS) maybe–you should  look into  garage door openers that work only with YOUR  fingerprint  I.D. 

TRY:  The Biometrix Master Lock Smart Touch Garage Door Opener  (pictured above).

VISIT:  http://www.automatedhome.co.uk/New-Products/Biometric-Garage-Door-Opener.html

 ALSO  TRY:

  Kwikset Smartscan Biometric Fingerprint I.D.  Deadbolt Lock sold by BRICK HOUSE SECURITY  (pictured above) .

VISIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42s69ZmmsEg&feature=related

 THE ABOVE PRODUCTS CAN BE PURCHASED ACROSS THE U.S. INCLUDING:  NEW YORK, D.C., PHILADELPHIA, NEW HAVEN, NEW PORT ETC  ETC  ETC

AND…. 

 About  Renee Ashley Baker

           4   DATES   WITH   RENEE   ASHLEY   BAKER

RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  PRESENTLY  HAS   HER   PROFILE  ON  EHARMONY,   JDATE,   AND  HANNIDATE….

QUALIFICATIONS  (Non-Negotiable):

1.  He must be Caucasian. (No religious preference–I love Jewish men ! )

2. He must reside in Colorado, or East Coast USA, or Canada,  or in Europe (but NOT in California).

3. He must earn  $250,000 – $1 million dollars per year.

SHOUT OUT TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S MEN ON:

 

AND…Renee Ashley Baker will be signing up with Selective Search Dating Service (on Park Avenue in  New York City)

BELOW: 

Renee  Ashley  Baker’s   Choo  Choos . . . .

BELOW:   Renee Ashley Baker as The Mermaid . . . .

  

 

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to “get married”, design “handbags” and  design “jewelry boxes”  and sit on yachts in Monaco, Monte Carlo sipping champagne and scooping up beluga caviar…. 

                                                     and  now

SHOUT OUT TO MEDIA BLOGGERS AND LIFESTYLE BLOGGERS:

    Do  LINK  TO   This Blog:   “About Renee Ashley Baker”

www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com 

 

   (NOW   SCROLL   DOWN  BELOW   FOR   FATHERS)

                                            

                                                   

 

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Einstein Tuesday then Wednesday (COMPLETED)

May 10, 2010

 

Cupid (Friend To Renee)

“Cupid  Cupid”

 by

Renee Ashley Baker

  Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker

 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 

 (verse)

In comes Tony, Pete,  Paul  and Kyle 

 In to visit, to talk for a while

  There sits Susie,  she’s in every night 

 Terri, Sarah, they can’t get it right 

 There sits Freddy, his sex on the phone 

Who’s  to judge him,  just leave him alone

(chorus)

 Cupid, Cupid

It’s last call again 

 Even though, love’s gone stupid

We all need a friend 

Cupid, Cupid

 It’s last call again 

 Even though, love’s gone stupid

 We all need a friend

 

 

 

I  FOUND  IT !      SO  VIEW  IT !

VIDEO MY SPACE: Cupid Cupid by Renee Ashley Baker

 (plus…listen to Renee Ashley Baker talking — click link below–then download….)

Cupid Cupid (WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SONG?)

 plus….

 

HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE

  Headlines read  “I rapped him!”

Tiger Woods:  Smart or Dumb? 

(My answer?   Smarty , Dummy,  or Bulgy — Tiger Woods has made $500  million dollars) 

LISTEN TO (Read):   “The Tiger Wife Rap”  by Renee Ashley Baker (click link below)

THE TIGER WIFE RAP by Renee Ashley Baker

(My choice to sing my “Tiger Wife Rap”  is Margaret Cho )

plus….

HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE 2

  Headlines read  “I counted — Er–  I   a-counted — him!”.

Mel Gibson: Smart or Dumb? 

 (My answer is smart because Mel Gibson is worth $1  billion dollars and because “Close is a lingerie store without….”)

plus….HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE 3 

 Headlines read  “I sued him!”.   (Susan Boyle is suing her brother because he won’t leave her alone!)

Susan Boyle: Smart or Dumb?

  (My answer is smart because SHE dreamed a dream….)     

plus….

RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  FINANCES 

1.  eHarmony: 350 Men (I’m on eharmony to WED  a ‘smooching partner) 

2.  TV Appearance (on ‘High Society”) 

 3.  Desiger (Renee Ashley Baker will design Samantha Thavasa Handbags and Swarovski Crystal “Pandora’s Jewelry Boxes”.

  4.  Spokes Model with Ford Modeling Agency (possible 21 companies including General Motors, AT&T, IBM ). 

5.    Novelist  (“7 COLORS” by Renee Ashley Baker). 

  6.   Motion Picture Producer for 20th Century Fox, Paramount, Disney, The Weinstein Company  (for motion picture productions of “S.O.L.” and “7 COLORS”). 

 7.  New Yorker &  Monocan  (Renee Ashley Baker will reside in New York and in Monaco Monte Carlo)

 RENEE ASHLEY BAKER: Smart or Dumb? 

My answer:  Smart

now…How  Smart  Are  You?  

Take the “Dumb Test” to see how dumb or smart ou may be:  Visit:  www.QuizRocket.com/dumb-test       

plus….

Joan Rivers “Can We Talk –About How They Got To Be Millionaires ?”….

 

Watch Joan Rivers new TV show “How’d You Get So Rich?” 

 (on TV Land–check your local listings for day and time)

plus….

SHOUT  OUT  TO:  Samantha  Thavasa 

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, would love to design a collection of handbags for Samantha Thavasa….

plus….

SHOUT OUT TO CORY VOORHIS

(If you want to “SELL”  your story—you can reach me through Bill Taylor he knows where to write to me). 

SHOUT OUT  2:   TO WARBLING CHRISSY & COPIER JOANNE  (STOP copying!  And stop reading this website.  This website is only for THE TALENTED!)

STOUT OUT 3:  LAWSUIT (click link below) 

http://www.lawweekonline.com/2010/05/denver-oks-65000-in-settlements-for-two-lawsuits/

SHOUT OUT 4:  To Bloggers on the Blogasphere 

(LINK  TO  THIS  BLOG PAGE!)

 plus….

Still “NO”

NO to Gwen Stefani

(Gwen Stefani will not get any song written by Renee Ashley Baker) 

2.  No to John Elway

3.  No to John Caldera (I’ll talk to  Mr. Limbaugh, Mr. Geddy and Serius/XM)

4.  No to Kellie  and No to the dark haired Italian one.  I have no reason to talk with either of these two newspeople–I do not need an appointment with either of you.  (2theDeuce Denver)

5.  No to Melanie Griffith

6.  No to George Clooney

7. No to Warner Bros, No to Universal and NO to all others Renee Ashley Baker has peviously said “NO” to.

 

New Years Resolutions From Renee Ashley Baker

January 2, 2010

THE “OCTO-MEL”….

SHOUTOUT TO MEL GIBSON: “Happy Birthday Mel!”

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS (FOR 2010)

1. A WEDDING: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “get married” during the year 2010 to a handsome blue-eyed man (I have 150 men that I have been “love matched” with on eHarmony).

2. AN EXERCISE ROUTINE: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “stick to” my exercise routine in the year 2010 of Nordic Trac ski machine, ballet bar and Jonathan Urla pilates.

3. A MODEL LIFE: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “sign a contract with” Ford Modeling Agency (in New York City).

4. AN OPERA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “attend the opera” in the year 2010 (I have never liked R & B)

5. A RESEARCH PROJECT: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “self fund” my “autism research project” in November of 2010. My charity will be called, “Special Olympics 2” and I will headquarter my charity in Monaco Monte Carlo (I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to clarify that I am NOT with grandmothers, meaning that I do NOT have any grandchildren because I DO NOT HAVE ANY CHILDREN (besides–I’m not old enough to be a grandmother !) However I will have my charity “Special Olympics 2” to raise and dote over in the year 2011…)

plus….

FOUR SHOUTOUTS TO:

SURI!

Suri Cruise in Red Dress

“A BODACIOUS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO SURI CRUISE” FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

and to:

THE SIMPSONS….

The Simpons

“HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY TO THE SIMPSONS” FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

and to:

ZAVELLA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have Zavella put my face on a T-Shirt. Zavella is located in Cherry Creek Shopping Center and sells
T-shirts made of organically grown cotton. (Entrepreneur Zavella began by selling her T-shirts in Farmer’s Markets.)

and to:

WEDDING SINGERS

A WEDDING IN 2010 FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ?

(Renee Ashley Baker has 155 Men on eHarmony To “Date”….25 of them live in Colorado….HI, GUYS, I’LL BE SEEING YA !)

plus…

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be living in Highlands Ranch (Denver) during the year 2010..CLICK WORDS SHEA HOMES HIGHLANDS RANCH DENVER below to see beautiful Highlands Ranch homes (which sell for $500,000 – $1,000,000 )

Shea Homes Highlands Ranch Denver

plus….

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

After moving to Highlands Ranch (in Denver) Renee Ashley Baker will be signing a contract with Ford Modeling Agency to be a SpokesModel for 21 Companies–for $21 million dollars. (Companies that include Chanel cosmetics–“Renee Perfume by Chanel”, Jimmy Choo, AT&T, IBM Computers, Rolex, General Motors and Swarovski for a line of jewelry boxes designed by Renee Ashley Baker to be called, “Pandora’s Box”).

Black Friday….For The Black Knight

November 18, 2009

BLACK KNIGHT ?

Valiant Val Kilmer

“Batman Forever” starring Val Kilmer …..

BLACK FRIDAY ?

Did you know that every First Lady — up to and including Jackie Kennedy– shopped at Neiman Marcus? (Well, maybe not Martha but–she would have….)

Renee Ashley’s Neiman Marcus….On Black Friday (or on white Wednesday)…. Neiman Marcus is the place to shop. “I, Renee Ashley, have a closet full of Chanel dresses”….So, for that perfect silk Chanel silk blouse (or for that handsome cashmere turtleneck sweater for him) always visit Neiman Marcus….

plus….A SHOUT OUT!

I, Renee Ashley (aka Renee Ashley Baker) give a “Shout Out To Val Kilmer”….

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will sign a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies for $21 MILLION DOLLARS (companies that include Chanel, Chanel cosmetics–“Renee Perfume by Chanel”–, AT&T, IBM, and Swarovski for a line of jewelry boxes to be designed by Renee Ashley Baker called, “Pandora’s Box”….)
I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to Germany (to Berlin).

.

Etiquette, Manners and Protocol (More Caviar On Toast Please….)

November 16, 2009

Beluga Caviar

This Season: Party Planners ….

Who Will Be Renee Ashley Baker’s Teacher ?

WHY LADY ELIZABETH ANSON OF COURSE….

Lady Elizabeth Anson gives private lessons in Protocol, Etiquette and Good Manners. But….for those who can’t schedule private lessons (in New York or London) with Lady Anson you can catch her “party tips in “The Party Planners Book”….(check Amazon.com)

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

christofle-tea-service

Renee Ashley Baker's Christofle Tea Service

TEA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate coffee. I don’t go to coffee shops (where the coffee is too strong–furniture polish strong….) So, I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a tea drinker and my favorite is Earl Grey.

FORD MODELS: Yes–I, Renee Ashley Baker, will sign a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies (which include: Chanel, Chanel Cosmetics–Renee Perfume By Chanel”–Jimmy Choo, AT&T, IBM, Yahoo (not Google) and Swarovski for a line of jewelry boxes to be designed by Renee Ashley Baker called, “Pandora’s Box”….

QUEEN II: Queen Elizabeth’s WarHorse….

October 21, 2009
Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Zero79 (on Flickr)

Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Zero79 (on Flickr)

Renee Ashley's mother--Mrs Ashley--the Queen (Too)

Renee Ashley's mother--Mrs Ashley--the Queen (Too)

White Rocking Horse by sf2London (on Flickr)

White Rocking Horse by sf2London (on Flickr)

Question ?

Q: A “White Rocking Horse” Like The White Rocking Horse Above Is Seen In the Last Scene of What James Bond Thriller?

PLUS….

WARHORSE 2

Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip

Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip

Queen Elizabeth II

Queen Elizabeth II

Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip stop the show as they arrive late at the London Premier of the “WarHorse”….(Queen Elizabeth II by THE REX….)

Plus….

New “MM” Photos Discovered….

Marilyn Monroe by Ed Clark

Marilyn Monroe by Ed Clark

And…Some New CRYPT–OLOGY?

The price for spending eternity above Marilyn Monroe is $4.5 million….That is how much the “crypt” directly above the actress went for in an online auction that was held August 14 on Ebay. The ebay.com listing said the space at Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery above Monroe is being vacated, making room for someone else. The ‘listing’ also offers the detail that the current occupant is “looking face down on” Monroe….Note: Bidding for the auction started at $500,000….

Plus….

ABOUT RENEE ASHEY’S MOTHER (MRS ASHLEY)

1. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) is pictured above.
2. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) is with Royalty.
3. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) is a Queen Too.
4. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) partied in The Hamptons (New York).
5. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) brunched every Sunday at the Brown Palace Hotel (in Denver).
6. Renee Ashey Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) always hated California.
7. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother–Mrs. Ashley– married my father (Mr. Ashley) who was a “Mason”.
8. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs Ashley) had steak on the stove when I came home from school.
9. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) always wore her silk dresses, pearls and high heels when I came home from school (she llooked like June Cleaver).
10. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) had a $250,000 Estate and she left Renee Ashley/Renee Ashley Baker $50,000 from her $250,000 Estate.
11. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) hated the name Gale/Gail….
Note: Renee Ashley Baker will sign a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies as a ‘Spokes Model’ –and for $21 million dollars to be paid to Renee Ashey Baker. (Renee Ashley Baker “hates” California and Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to Germany….)

NOTE 2: THE “21” COMPANIES (THAT BELONG TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER AND TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S MOTHER–MRS ASHLEY. THESE 21 COMPANIES ARE “NOT” GALE’S/ NOT GAIL’S AND GALE/GAIL IS “NOT” GOING TO GET ANYTHING FROM THESE 21 COMPANIES…):
1. Faberge (Russia)
2 Mikimoto (Japan)
3. Grosvenor Furs of Canada (Represented by Albert Furs)
4. Shonbek Chandeliers (Germany)
5. Rolex (Switzerland)
6. Bang & Olufson (Denmark)
7. Burberry (England)
8. Jimmy Choo (England)
9. Chane/Chanel Cosmeticsl/Renee Perfume by Chanel (France) 10.Hermes/St. Louis Cristal (France)
11. Moet Champagne/Louis Vuitton (France)
12. Hagen Daz (USA/Jewish)
13. Neiman marcus (USA/Jewish)
14. Creme de La Mer (USA/Jewish)
15. Yahoo not Google (and eventually a seat on the Board of Directors of Yahoo)
16. AT&T/BlackJack Phone (USA)
17. MSN/Microsoft (USA)
18. General Motors (USA)
19. IBM (USA)
20. Swarovski (For The Royal Family of Austria)
21.