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iT’s The Weekend! …..New York Society…That New York Social Season 2013…Renee is Leaving! New York To Paris France….(NO TO SHOWBUSINESS, NO TO THE MUSIC INDUSTRY….NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO OPRAH WINFREY, NO TO GALE/GAIL, NO TO BEYONCE)

August 5, 2014

Rendez Vous Celestial Watch

BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to try to say this “tactfully”….I am aware of Denver/Englewood’s trying to “manipulate and maneuver” the “Star Machinery”. Trying to get my face out of “Leading Lady roles”….However, (surprise) I, Renee Ashley Baker, am Not, NOT FOR HIRE. I, Renee Ashley Baker, as Executive Producer have my “own projects” and I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to “cast who I want to”. So, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to France and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “buying the house pictured above” using a “Mortgage” from the Rothschild Bank (and using an “out of court settlement”).

Rothschild Bank logo

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:
http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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NEW YORK SOCIETY IS RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SOCIETY….

AD100 Four Seasons Pool Room

AD100 party decorated by Bronson van Wyck

Hunt Slonem Margaret Russell

Linda Fargo Iris Apfel Errol Rappaport

Margaret Russell and Alan Cumming

Martin Finio and Taryn Christoff

Robin Standefer and Stephen Alesch

Scott Frances Patti Weinberg Steven Harris

Toshiko Mori and Samuel Cochran

Stephen Werther and Ilse Werther

Stephen Shadley Alexa Hampton Clifford Harvard Emily Grady

Scott Frances Patti Weinberg Steven Harris

Alan Cumming selfie

Margaret Russell and Bronson Van Wyck

all photos above (indluding the “Selfie” by Alan cummings) were taken at NEW YORK’S FOUR SEASONS HOTEL….

and in 2012….

the AD100 Party was held at New York’s fabulous Guggenheim Museum (view below)

AD100 party 2012 Guggenheim

WHAT’S NEXT?

I, RENEE ASLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” AND TO LAUNCH MY MEN’S COLOGNE….

WHAT SHAPE BOTTLE?

WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE BY VICTOR (SHAPED LIKE A GRENADE?)

Victor Rolf

OR….MAYBE?

Avon Mallard

Avon Wild County

Mens Cologne flash drive

Stetson For Men

Mens Cologne by Clive Christian

Chanel Mens Cologne

This Chanel ad (for Men’s Cologne) is FABULOUS…(AB FAB !)

Now…Check Out NY Fashion Week (ON KICKSTARTER !)

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(BECAUSE THE “POOR SQUAWS” OF ENGLEWOOD KEEP TRYING TO “MAKE ME WORK WITH WOMEN WHEN I’M FOR “MEN ONLY” ….”F EM” OKAY? NO TO MERYL STREEP AND NO TO CHARLIZE THERON AND NO TO THAT “DENVER/ENGLEWOOD/HOLLYWOOD MOVIE INDUSTRY” BECAUSE THEY LET A BUNCH OF “WOMEN” BREAK HOLLYWOOD….(!!! LOL)….SO STILL “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS….I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, REPEAT “MEN ONLY!”….I HATE CALIFORNIA….I’M LEAVING THE UNITED STATES AND I’LL BE ENTERING FRANCE’S FASHION WORLD…)

(SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW MY KICKSTARTER)

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MEMORIAL DAY: A Pitch: “D”…. starring Renee Ashley Baker (and Mel Gibson?)…. and YES I Want Sony Red Music and YES to Disney” but NO TO SHARON STONE, NO TO MERYL STREEP, NO TO CHARLIZE THERON AND NO TO MADONNA.

May 18, 2014

P A System

The P.A. System came on; SHE (the “C.O.”) spoke:

“Don’t do anything he says; HE’S Crazy!”

Damn her. Bob pushed his own “P.A.” button and spoke:

“Is everybody gonna do what I say?”

“YES !” The 12 Person unit RESOUNDED in unison.

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Shout Out To Leila: I’d Like To Write A Part For You….(?????)

Leila 1

Leila 3

Leila Hatami

Leila 4

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Skee Lo

TO READ MORE OF RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “D”….CLICK ON “WINGS” BELOW…

USAF Pilot Wings

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MEN AND ARCHITECTURE: MAKING THE WORLD…A FASCINATING PLACE….TO LOOK AT… (and View My Video “The Heist”….Below)

April 7, 2014

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Moscow School of Management by Adjaye 2

David Adjaye award winning architect

(David Adjaye of Adjaye Associates architectural designer of the Moscow School of Management, above and below)

Moscow School of Managment by Adjaye Associates

and…

Lord Foster 1

Lord Foster 2

30 St. Mary Axe Tower

(above, 30 St. Mary Axe Tower in London designed by architects Foster & Partners. Lord Foster above)

and USIBC

(US INDIA Business Council a U.S. India Partnership)

Taj Mahal India

modern architecture India

and….also

BEAUTIFUL AND FAMOUS HOME DESIGN

Annette Theisen Florida home

Socialite Annette Theisen

Annette Theisen house 2

(above, Home of Black Socialite Annette Theisen. Award Winning architecture by Guy Peterson with pools, palms and walls of LIGHT).

AND….

also Florida…..(ARMOUR 1919)

Louwana by Addison Mizner

LOUWANA: Designed by architect Addison Mizner, Louwana, is considered the last of Palm Beach’s great houses with it’s Mohogany French doors, a curving exterior staircase and octagonal blue tile floors. Louwana was named for department store heiress Marie Louise Wanamaker by her husband, Armour meat packing scion Gurnee Munn.

“The Highlands” (1907)

Arthur Erickson for Virginia and Bagley Wright

Designed by architect Arthur Erickson for arts patrons Virginia and Bagley Wright with concrete walls, wide buttresses and vaulted skylights. The Highlands (of Seattle) was developed by the Olmstead Brothers in 1907, the Highlands has been home to its share of CEO’s—not to mention a former CIA Director.

AND WHAT ABOUT?

RENOVATION

New York Park Avenue Armory renovation

NEW YORK PARK AVENUE ARMORY (photo 2011 by James Ewing)

KITCHEN DESIGN

CITY CHIC

Clive Christian Kitchens

OR

RUSTIC REFINED (FROM NANTUCKET TO AUVERGNE, FRANCE )

Country kitchen in Auvergne France

Country kitchen in Nantucket

and……

The “MOD POD”

MoMA Modern Playhouse

Instead of a traditional dollhouse, inspire your aspiring architect or designer-in-the-making with the MoMA Modern Play House. The set comes with six modular nesting boxes, mix and match furniture pieces and removable vinyl patterns and textures. It’s the ultimate modern-day playhouse that’ll give kids a way to make a room of their own ($20. chroniclebooks com)

Neil Tyson

and….

JUST FOR FUN (HOW SMART ARE YOU ?)

Brain Quiz 1: Nebulae are found where?
(a) A Test Tube
(b) A River
(c) The Galaxies

Brain Quiz 2: Remember The ______(?)

Phoebe Snow

RHEA

Atlas

Prometheus

Brain Quiz 3: The Yum Yum Tree Restaurant is where Renee Ashley Baker went (with a MALE date) for her “Junior Prom” at George Washington High School (the rich Jewish high school on Monaco Parkway in Denver). Question: “The Yum Yum Tree” is also the name of a ______(?)

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(I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate Pelligrino, but I love PERRIER !)

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SHOUT OUT TO MY WAY DANCE CENTRE:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, think you’re fabulous! AWSOME! (I, Renee Ashley Baker, danced “en pointe” at age 9. My Mother–the Beautiful Mrs A–paid for my ballet lessons beginning at my age of 7 years old in St. Louis Missouri). I’d like to see you dance to something from the “IN ATLANTA MIX TAPE/FEBRUARY” (“GRAMATIK–OBVIOUS/SHAKE YOUR ASS TO THIS”)….P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to hire some of the “sexy handsome men” of the My Way Dance Centre to dance with me, Renee Ashley Baker, in Paris France. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will contact the My Way Dance Centre about this “job” once I get to Paris France. NOW…BELOW…MY NEW VIDEO…..I like to bring “LIFE” to “inanimate objects”….so check this out….

Video Camera

A CHEATING BOYFRIEND GETS THE RIDE OF HIS LIFE!

“tHe HEisT” by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2014 by Renee Ashley Baker
All Rights Reserved

FADE IN: EXT EARLY MORNING A BIG CITY (On The East Coast)

The “MARK” always made that turn at the same time each morning at 7 a.m. It was a BIG SLOW TURN and “C” was ready. “C” who had done this many times got into position and just as the “TRUCK” rounded its turn “C” bump, and dropped. The “Truck Driver” SLAMBED ON BREAKS, threw open his door and hopped out to see if “C” was “injured”. As the Truck Driver leaned over “C”…. (WHAM!) “C” clocked him (WHAM!) “C” had layed him, the Truck Driver, out cold. “A” (C’s partner for three years)hopped into the Truck Driver’s door, started the engine and SHE took off. (Leaving “C” to run and jump on the back). As “A” drives her “loot” (Mercedes Benz) to its “destination” WE HEAR over the action the song “ELEVATE” (From the “In Atlanta” MixTape/February).

“A” is to be “portrayed” by Renee Ashley Baker

iN aTLAnTA

DOWNLOAD! DOWNLOAD! DOWNLOAD!
DOWNLOAD THE NEW “IN ATLANTA MIXTAPE/MARCH” (click link below)
https://www.facebook.com/inatlanta

Dance Centre My Way

VISIT MY WAY DANCE CENTRE…..(click link below)

http://translate.google.com/translate?hl=en&sl=ru&u=http://mywaydance.com/&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dmy%2Bway%2Bdance%2Bcentre%26biw%3D1920%26bih%3D932

THANK YOU MOMMY FOR MY BALLET LESSONS!

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Renee Ashley Baker News! #Hot Topics, #Hot Celebrity News, #Celebrity News, #Entertainment News, #Music Entertainment News….

March 27, 2014

Four Seasons Hotel Atlanta

Renee Ashley Baker’s Accommodations in Atlanta
(The Four Seasons Hotel….)

Presidential Suite Atlanta Four Seasons

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MARCH 28, 2014 (FRIDAY)

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL HAVE HER WEBSITES AND HER CAREER BY HERSELF…MEANING…RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL STAND IN THE SPOTLIGHT ALONE AND WILL NOT, NOT, “SHARE THE BILL”…..I’LL BE SETTLING MY “LAWSUIT” OUT OF COURT…..

VIEW RENEE’S NEW WIX SITE (click link below):

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http://reneeashleybaker2.wix.com/reneelive

Valentine’s Day 2014 by Renee Ashley Baker …. Suggestions…. Where To Go? and What To Give?

February 6, 2014

RENEE’S BEAUTY BOOK….

Renee Ashley Baker Live In Progress

http://selz.co/1nspyyJ

YOU MAY BUY MY BOOK AT SELZ (CLICK ON BOOK COVER ABOVE) OR YOU MAY BUY MY BOOK AT AMAZON (CLICK BOOK COVER BELOW)….

Renee Ashley Baker Live In Progress

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White Wine Mouton Cadet

I, Renee Ashley Baker, HATE Beer….but I Love White Wine….HAVE A TOAST TO LOVE….On Valentine’s Day….

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OR….BUY MY NEW BOOK….

AT AMAZON COM

“LIVE! (In Progress)”

by

Renee Ashley Baker

(Beauty Tips, Diet Tips, and I Said What?)

TO BUY AT AMAZON CLICK LINK HERE: http://www.amazon.com/Live-Progress-Renee-Ashley-Baker-ebook/dp/B00I4DI412/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1392329022&sr=8-2&keywords=renee+ashley+baker

Renee Ashley Baker Live In Progress
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Robert and Ethel Kennedy

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Valentines Day 2014 1

As You All Know By Now I Give My Everlasting Heart (aka My First Valentine) To My Mother….

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(above, Renee Ashley Baker’s MOTHER Erma/Irmigard)

WANT TO GIVE WHAT’S FIT FOR A QUEEN?

THE WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE PERFUME

Clive Christian Perfume

(Clive Christian’s “Imperial Majesty”)

WHAT ABOUT STAYING IN NEW YORK FOR VALENTINE’S DAY?

Russian Tea Room for Valentines Day

Make it Champagne and Caviar at…

The famous Russian Tea Room (below)

Russian Tea Room caviar

OR…..

WHAT ABOUT TRAVELING FOR VALENTINE’S DAY….

BOOK A ROMANTIC GETAWAY….

Romantic Getaway

Romantic Destinations in South Africa by Sure Travel

Use Travel Agents:
LastMinute com
Liberty Travel ie
SureTravel co.za

What Do You Pack In That Louis Vuitton Weekender ?

Start With Renee’s Favorite….Chanel

Chanel dress

Don’t Forget Renee’s Favorite Shoemaker (aka Jimmy Choo’s Spring Summer 2014 Collection)

Jimmy Choo spring summer 2014

And Don’t Forget To Pack That Sexy “Bed Head”…

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BB hair 2

And…Since I, Renee Ashley Baker, have become a Femme d’Une Certain Age (shall we say) I don’t wear “drug store brands” (meaning NO Cover Girl and NO Revlon)….

CHANEL is now Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “cosmetics line”….

SO….

For Valentine’s Day flash him…”CODE RED”

Chanel red lipstick

BUT….

WHAT IF….YOU….

CAN’T GETAWAY?

THEN MAYBE LINGERIE & CHOCOLATE IS YOUR THING?

Lejaby French Lingerie and Vosges Chocolates

Lejaby Lingerie

Vosges Chocolates

LOVE…BUT WITH THAT BUDGET THING ?

Red Envelope couple's key chains

(A Couples Key Chain From Red Envelope)

Pink Grenade Soap

(A Pink Grenade Soap from Pink-Addict com…To Make Love A Blast)

Giant Valentine Teddy Bear by FTD Florist

(A Giant Valentine Teddy Bear from FTD Florists)

BUT…

WHEN COST IS NO OBJECT…

THINK ABOUT A GIFT FOR A QUEEN?

Try Alexander McQueen’s Clutch (Cost: $2295)

Alexander McQueen Iris Plexiglas Box Clutch 2295

Photo Courtesy of The Luxist

THINKING ABOUT ESTATE JEWELRY FOR YOUR VALENTINE ?

Tiffany and Co New York Diamond Heart

A beautiful Diamond Heart Pendant by Tiffany & Co
Purchase at: Jewels Du Jour com

WANT TO GIVE A “CHILD” YOUR HEART?

Valentines Day by DsgnMoms Blog on WordPress

Think About Adoption …..

“20 Things Adoptive Parents Need To Succeed” by Sherrie Eldridge

20 Things Adoptive Parents Need To Succed by Sherrie Eldridge

“Carried In Our Hearts: The Gift Of Adoption; Inspiring Stories Of Families Created Across Continents” by Dr. Jane Aronson

Carried in Our Hearts by Dr Jane Aronson

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite….

Dave Thomas Foundation for WENDY'S

Find out more about what Children in foster care are “really” like…Help find them “Forever Homes”….
Dave Thomas Foundation For Adoption….The Erma Foundation would like to “Partner” with the Dave Thomas Foundation. (DaveThomasFoundation.Org)

A “GLAM–IN–TINE” ?

Valentine 2014

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S VALENTINE GOES TO….

Alain and Gerard Wertheimer owners of Chanel

Why? Because Renee Ashley Baker wants The Wertheimers (aka the Owners of Chanel Corporation) to become 70% OWNERS of Erma French Perfume and Design which Renee Ashley Baker will “set up” and “headquarter” in Paris France…..

EVERLASTING LOVERS….

(Good-Bye Eydie Gorme)

Eydie Gorme and Steve Lawrence

(Good-Bye Annette…)

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and….

and…..

and….

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WANT TO RATE YOUR MATE?

TAKE THIS TEST

I. You should match your mate on: SPIRITUALITY

Rate how you feel about mankind/human kind:
a. Are You Green? YES/NO
b. Believe in Global Warming? YES/NO
c. Celebrate Earthday? YES/NO
d. Devoted To Your Religious or Other Beliefs? YES/NO

II. You should match your mate’s thoughts about: PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS

a. Is Physical Attractiveness Important? YES/NO
b. Is Health/Physical Fitness Important? YES/NO

III. You should match your mate’s EMOTIONAL MAKEUP

a. How does He or She handle stress, disappointment?
b. How does He or She handle embarrassment, sadness, joy?

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Renee Ashley Baker is looking for a MAN, MAN, MAN. Renee’s “perfect man” has to be HETEROSEXUAL, he has to be 60-70 years of age, and successful (a billionaire or millionaire) and–HE has to be Caucasian/Jewish.

and…Renee’s New One….

Diamond Pendant Microphone

SAY….

SAY…..

SAY…..

What If There Was A “Female” Martin Riggs ?

“ANNIVERSARY”
Lyrics and Melody by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2014 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(chorus)
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La….

(Verse 1)
RUE is the day, I’m out of this MAN’S Army
They say it’s NO LONGER for me
Say I got to be too UNSTABLE
(chorus) Got to shooting at FABLES

This is the day, I’m going back HOME now
They say that I’ll never UNLEARN how
Say I got to be too LETHAL
(chorus) Get to sleep and I FREEFALL

(Verse 2)
Hoping to see my rich Uncle JT,
And see my other Uncle KC,
I’ll be with the LOVE of my family
(chorus) A Fifty AN–NI–VER–SAR–Y
I can’t bring my MAN because HE ain’t here now
HE left but I can’t just say how
Say he got to be too LETHAL
(chorus) Get to sleep and I FREEFALL

Ashley Judd 1

Ashley Judd 2

I will be “moving to France” in June or August. However, this “motion picture” may be set up (by Renee Ashley Baker at Disney or 20th Century Fox) after my LAWSUIT HAS BEEN SETTLED….
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No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Gail King, No to Beyonce, No to Lil Kim, No to Tiffany Foxx, No to Rihanna, No to Nikki Majaj, No to Jill Scott, No to Jennfer Hudson, No to Latifah, No to Madonna, No to Miley Cyrus, No to Katy Perry, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Charlize Theron, No to Julia Roberts, No to Halle Barry, No to Robert DeNiro (and NO to all others I’ve previously said “NO” to).

#John F. Kennedy Assassination: 50th Anniversary; #November 22, 1963, #President John F. Kennedy (plus ObamaCare News: How To Fix Obama Care aka Senator Kennedy Care)

November 19, 2013

Photo of Ruby shooting Oswald taken by Robert H Jackson

WILL HIS DAUGHTER TELL BIG LIES ?
SHOOK EM UP AND THREW BIG DICE
ONE IN HER LEFT HAND ONE IN HER RIGHT
SHOOK EM UP AND THREW “SNAKE EYES”

(The above historic photo was taken by Robert H. Jackson. In it you see James Robert Leavelle holding his prisoner (Lee Harvey Oswald) as he (LHO) is being SHOT by Jack Ruby’s 38 Colt COBRA)….

“Snake Eyes (THE POEM)” by Renee Ashley Baker. Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker

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Definition of “V.O.”: ROYAL VICTORIAN ORDER ….

Click On “Brackets” Above to buy:”IRMA’S HOUSE OF NUMBERS (COUNTING THE KENNEDY CONSPIRACY)”

President John F Kennedy profile

Click on photo of President John F. Kennedy above to View My “Photo Treatise”.

and on Twitter

Twitter

Please feel welcome to “make comments” or “give opinions” on my new Kennedy TW page. (You may also RETWEET my “links” to your own Twitter followers). Click on T above to visit my new page….

and on Facebook:

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Please feel welcome to “make comments” or “give opinions” on my new Kennedy FB page. (You may also REPOST my posts for your own Facebook followers). Click on FB above to visit my new page….

now…..

re: OBAMACARE aka SENATOR KENNEDY CARE

Health Care

November 19, 2013

re: How To Fix Obama Care aka Senator Kennedy Care

BACKSTORY: When I, Renee Ashley Baker, was a little girl living in St. Louis Missouri my Mother (Irma/Erma) had a very good (excellent) pediatrician for me (named Dr. Nash who practiced at Barnes Jewish Hospital in St. Louis Missouri).

I. If the HealthCare Gov website isn’t “fixed” by November 31st here are Renee Ashley Baker’s suggestions:
1. Four (4) “Call Centers” taking inbound calls only should be set up (4 call centers taking calls for Northern, Southern, Eastern, and Western states). The “Call Center Worker” would give the Customer a special “CONTROL NUMBER”. (Deadline for “sign up” should be extended to September 1, 2014).
2. Four (4) Websites would be “divided” into 4 regions of the country (North, South, East, West). Based on where the Customer lives the “Customer” would (a) “sign up for an account” on one of the four websites (that is the Customer would “open an account”); then (b) the Customer would put in his or her “Control Number”; and (c) the Customer would then Buy….(Health Insurance Coverage).
SEE…SIMPLE !
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker aka Renee AB 9 aka Erma French Perfume and Design

U S Senator Edward M Kennedy 2

Sir Edward M. Kennedy aka Senator Edward M. Kennedy

and…..

re: RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S LAWSUIT

Lawsuit

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am expecting to SETTLE (for $35 Million to $50 Million) or SUE a DC Lobbyist (for $150 Million)

BELOW: VIETNAM WAR MEMORIAL

Viet Nam War

(SCROLL DOWN FOR MY VETERAN’S DAY POST: “LADY BEHIND THE SOLDIER: A SOLDIER’S STORY”)

Renee Ashley Baker’s MB (aka Renee’s “Made Best”)…..plus Talk Talk Talk (TV Talk Host Andy Cohen) AND…. #Hot Topics,

September 14, 2013

MADE BEST

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Tiffany & Co’s Schlumberger Diamond “Bird” Necklace

….(To Be HERA Prepared)

“ST. LOUIS WOMAN”
Lyrics and Melody by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

I’m a St. Louie WOMAN
A Missouri girl
I love my Diamonds
And I wear my Pearls
I called my lawyer
Cause they cost me Loot
Got a Jin Soon manicure
and Combat BooTs.

Well I love my blinnis
And I took a bite
And I love my Benzo
Cause it’s white on white
And I love my Vuitton
Cause it’s by Louie
Wear my White Mink Stroller
Don’t come past my knees.

And I do ‘MEN ONLY’
Cause I can’t stand girls
Yeah I like Vanilla
With a MARNIER swirl
All the MEN say
That I do ’em’ like turnstiles
Now my bedroom’s burning
So I’ll rest a while.

(music interlude)

Oh—–I—–
Got CUSTER’S RIFLES
And I’m Patton too
Yeah, I shot General Walker
In my Jimmy Choos
Senile Mayor Bloomberg
Ate a sugary cake
Then the chair he was huggin
Did the Harlem SHAKE.

Took the teenage junk
And threw it in the trash
And I hate California
So I chew up CASH
I hate cheese pizza
But I love PATE’
Yeah I hate Californians
They get in the way.

MA–donna’s JUNK
Ain’t on the radio
Felt HIS hand start groping
From the 7th row
Well the joint is jumpin
Cause I’m “M.I. 5″
Well my fans they love me
Cause I’m playin LIVE!

Now…”What Say?”

MADE BEST

TV Talk Show Host Andy Cohen

TV Talk Host Andy Cohen (To Always Be ‘Talk Show Chatter’ Prepared)

MADE BEST

Luxury Travel 2

Bill Fischer Fischer Travel

Bill Fischer of Fischer’s Travel Club (To Always Be Luxury Travel Prepared)

MADE BEST

Mercedes Benz 2014 e class coupe

The Mercedes Benz (To Always Be ‘Stylin’ Prepared)

MADE BEST

Rolex Submariner

The Rolex (To Always Be Poseidon Prepared)

MADE BEST….

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Solar Generator (To Always Be Energy Prepared)….

and….

(for History MADE BEST ?)

Saturday Evening Post Jan 29 1938

As the saying goes, everything old is new again: Throughout January 1938, the Post featured multiple articles about the ongoing struggle in Washington to create jobs as America clawed its way out of the Great Depression. Ads for Ford, Oldsmobile and Pontiac promised a gas-sipping 18 to 24 mpg! By the way, this lovely Art Deco cover is by wildlife painter Francis Lee Jacques.

NOW…..

VISIT “RENEE MADE BEST” AT TUMBLR (CLICK LOGO BELOW)

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RENEE’S SUGGESTIONS: HOW TO DONATE MONEY, CLOTHING, & ELECTRONICS (plus JACKIE KENNEDY, PRESIDENT OBAMA, THE ERMA FOUNDATION, KENNEDY HYANNISPORT, HILLARY CLINTON, HOME SECURITY, NEW YORK CITY GETAWAY, U.S. MILITARY CHARITIES, KIDS, & DETROIT)

August 21, 2013

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click photo above to view Renee Ashley Baker’s Website (above, SPOILED CHILD, Renee Ashley Baker, wearing her “suede Mary Janes)….

and….

TO HISTORY GOES “THE SPOILS”….

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MARTIN LUTHER KING (COURTESY OF GETTY IMAGES)

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and

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“CRAZY HORSE”

(a photograph)

by

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(This photo is NOT “photo-shopped” ….It is like this in the camera…..)

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER RESIDES IN NEW YORK (in…THE HAMPTONS)…

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NOW….

WHICH IS IT ?

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Renee Suggests: That Renee Ashley Baker carry the above, Tiffany & Co handbag to a Christmas party in New York City….(but…which is it…Garnet…. or…. Ruby ? )

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and

ARMOUR ALL ?

THE [WH] GETS NEW [ARMOUR] FOR [POTUS]….

Jackie Kennedy First Lady WH Tour

Jackie Kennedy First Lady WH renovation 2

Renee Suggests: Change Your Style
Did you know that the WH is getting a $360 Million Dollar Renovation in 2014 ?

and

ROYAL NEWS…..

Duchess Kate with baby

A FOOT UP?

Vevian Handmade Jacob Booties

Renee Suggests: Giving baby the Royal Boot? (Nah, not on your life….)

However, my Mother (the beautiful Mrs A/B) always baught me “suede shoes” when I was an infant and when I was a toddler (you can see brown suede Mary Janes on my feet in my “portrait” which, were probably purchased by Mummy at Stix Baer Fuller or Famous Barr in St. Louis). Even now– I love “suede shoes”….I wore suede “wedgies” and suede “clogs” all through high school (I attended George Washington High School on Monaco Parkway in the rich Jewish neighborhood of Crestmoor Park). Above, are shoes “befitting a Royal Prince”. They are the baby version of Kate’s navy suede Stuart eitzman Corkswoon wedges (about $146; Vivian co uk)

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DONATE AND DECLUTTER

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Renee Suggests: Making room new fall/winter wear and new electronics by Donating your old “items” as follows:

1. General Donations (Excessaccess org)
2. Eyeglasses (Lionsclubs org)
3. Gently Used Shoes (Soles4souls org)
4. Men’s Suits and Ties (Careergear org)

and…

A STORY IN PICTURES ?

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Renee Suggests:
Renee Ashley Baker doing a “photo essay” for Nikon Cool Pix, in Europe (in 2016)

and

ONE LAST GET TOGETHER ?

(IN EAST HAMPTON OR WHEREEVER YOU’RE AT ?)

East Hampton Cookout

Renee Suggests: A Cookout For The Troops

Have one last cookout–make it an end of summer “garden party” “lawn party” (or BBQ) for The Troops…..Just register your “get together” at: bbqforthetroops.org and create a web page where “invitees” can donate to support the approximately 2.5 million Men and Women serving in our Military.

and

WHAT TO DO WITH DETROIT?

from MOTOR CITY

Detroit Motor City

to

SOLAR CITY ?

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Renee Suggests: A New Concept… Detroit should go from being “Motor City” to “SOLAR CITY”.
Click On Link Below To View Renee Ashley Baker’s Plan(“The National Debt Solution”)

https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com/2012/11/26/cyber-monday-2012-luxury-shopping-plus-national-debt-solution-the-baker-plan-plus-president-john-f-kennedy-assassination-anniversary-plus-a-man-for-christmas-hell-take-me-shopping/

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FOR A “THEATRICAL” EXPERIENCE….

The Fabulous Fox Theatre in St Louis

Renee Suggests: The Fabulous Fox Theatre (in St. Louis)

and…

FOR THE LITTLE ONES NOT YET IN SCHOOL…..

Kids Cookbook

Renee Suggests: Buy “Sponge Bob’s Kitchen Mission Cookbook” (so the little ones don’t get bored)…..

and….

ONE LAST ROMANTIC WEEKEND GETAWAY?

St Regis Hotel

Renee Suggests: The St. Regis Hotel in NYC It is tres Fabulous!

and….

FOR HOME SECURITY:

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Renee Suggests: AT & T Digi Life

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TO GET READY….

are you ready

Renee Suggests: Make A “Ready Plan”
Visit: Ready.gov

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Renee Suggests: Buying A Summer Home

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“HEH HEH HEH” ….But, really folks I’m serious…Maybe Taylor (Swift) will rent her summer house….it IS right across the street from the Kennedy manse (in Hyannisport)….

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Renee Suggests: Vote Hillary in 2016

Hillary Clinton 2016

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ALWAYS FIRST…..ALWAYS A LADY…..

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ONCE The Erma Foundation is up and running (organized with ten Board Members) we will be conducting a “”Membership Drive”. Meaning, that Save The Date announcements will be sent out to Presidents and Chairmen of Fortune 500 Companies (in the U.S.), to Presidents and Chairmen of the Tap 100 High Tech Companies (around the world), and Millionaires and Billionaires (in the U.S. and around the World)…..Click photo above (of Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother) to Visit: TEF aka The Erma Foundation.

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OH, AND ONE FINAL SUGGESTION….

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RENEE IS OUT ! (With A $25 Million Dollar Settlement)….

WHY….

I’VE HEARD THAT …

Jennifer Anniston and Brad Pitt (smoked up all the weed/pot/bud)
Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas (snorted up all the cocaine)
Angelina Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton (shot up all the heroin)

Whether all this is true or not, I DON’T KNOW, however—on a daily basis I’ve been verbally “harassed” to hire/use the above named. It seems that the “Wrong Ones” now have the “film industry” and therefore I have “no interest in the film industry”.

(….NOW SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE GREAT IDEAS….)

#The Million Student March….and Can You Pass This “1912” Test? (“30 Questions from the 8TH GRADE”)…. #Education, #The Erma Foundation, #India, #Ethiopia

August 13, 2013

WHAT’S NEW ?

Dave Merrill and Jeevan Kalanithi of Sifteo Cubes

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Above, Dave Merrill and Jeevan Kalanithi (of MIT’s Media Lab) with their invention “Sifteo Cubes”….

below OLD SCHOOL….(“B” is for Baby Blocks)

Baby Blocks

WHAT ELSE IS NEW ?

Sandra Okita with Projo

Above, Sandra Okita (of Columbia University Teacher’s College) with her invention “Projo” aka “projective agent”.

below OLD SCHOOL…. (“B” is for B-9)

Robot B 9

WHAT SHOULD BE NEW?

CLASSROOM-LESS CLASSROOMS….

According to a recent UNESCO study, 57 Million children lack classroom “access”. Here are just two countries that over a MILLION “school-less children”:

1.6 Million in India

1.7 Million in Ethiopia

TEF (THE ERMA FOUNDATION) would like to provide individual learning materials to each household (in India/Ethiopia) where a child is NOT attending school.

MY QUESTION:

Are there teaching computers/learning computers and teaching tablets/learning tablets that work….

(a) With electricity (a plug in learning computer/learning tablet).

(b) With electricity and and wireless router(the internet service would be FREE).

(c) With batteries (rechargeable batteries that would be collected and exchanged on a monthly basis).

?…..?…..?

MY 2ND QUESTION:

How can “learning computers/learning tablets” be distributed to 1,000,000 (school-less)children in India/Ethiopia?

(a) Corporations buy them (at a tax write off) and give them away.

(b) Foundations buy them (at a tax write off) and give them away (holding fundraisers if necessary).

(c) American Families “adopt-a-student” wherein the American family would pay for the “learning computer” or the “learning tablet” and the batteries and the shipping (at a tax write off of course).

?…..?…..?…..

STILL SCHOOL….Can You Spell Disney?

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NOW….TAKE THE TEST: 30 QUESTIONS FROM A 1912 8TH GRADE EXAM

(CAN YOU PASS?)

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NOW….

VIEW TEF (THE ERMA FOUNDATION)

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Click Photo Above Of Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (THE BEAUTIFUL MRS. A/B)

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NOW…..

TO MY FRIENDS AND FANS:

Do understand that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT be “working in showbusiness” for 2 reasons:

1. I have a physical injury from which I need to “recover”.

2. I am expecting an “out of court settlement” in the amount of $20 Million to $25 Million Dollars and I will be “moving to New York” to throw cocktail parties and to “become a New York Socialite”. And In 2015 I will be moving to Paris France to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design” hopefully with the Wertheimers.

Also…. 3. It is my relatives CL and Miguel (not Renee Ashley Baker) who is in the movie industry and who is in the music industry. And this–is how it is going to stay.

Also…4. Either I, Renee Ashley Baker, “cast/hire” who I want to or I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t work….(Tom Cruise would have been my choice…Surprise !….Surprise !).

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(nOw….You May ScRoLL Down)

Denver: President Obama Spoke Here…..#Hot Topics, #Political Photography

July 31, 2013

VIEW RENEE’S WIX WEBSITE…..LIVE FROM THE HAMPTONS NEW YORK (CLICK LINK BELOW)

http://ladyallegro.wix.com/reneeashleybaker#!contact

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Lincoln High by Renee Ashley Baker

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Back Story: Lincoln High School in Denver (where President Obama gave a speech in 2012).

Top Photo Credit: “Lincoln High” photographed by Renee Ashley Baker