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Thanksgiving! plus JFK, plus Mel Gibson, plus Black Friday !

November 20, 2010

   

                “Live! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker

ATTENTION  CHAIRMEN  OF  THE  BOARD:

Harper Collins/William Morrow and Co/Avon, Simon and Schuster, Hyperion, Viking Penguin, Atlantic Grove, St. Martin’s Press, HBG, Hearst Books, Bertelsmann/Random House/Knopf/Crown

                                  TO:  TEN BOOK PUBLISHERS

                                           A   PROPOSAL

                               A   LETTER  OF  AGREEMENT

THAT 1:  Publisher agrees: To publish a first printing of 350,000 books.

THAT 2:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker will receive (from the publisher) a CASH ADVANCE of 1 million dollars ($1,000,000).

THAT 3:  Publisher agrees:  Upon Publisher’s RECOUPMENT of said advance (by book sales) Renee Ashley Baker and the publisher would SPLIT all profits 30/70 respectively.

THAT 4:  Publisher agrees: Publisher shall retain EBOOK rights and AUDIO BOOK rights.

THAT 5:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker shall retain “all” MOTION PICTURE RIGHTS and “all” TV RIGHTS.

 

                                        HAPPY   THANKSGIVING  !

                                      from  Renee  Ashley  Baker

 

To: My Mother (Mrs Ashley): 

       VIDEO #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA&feature=related

To:  My Father: 

     VIDEO #2:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btOoDyMzNiM

 To:  My Brother  (James aka Baby Jesse)  :

     VIDEO #3:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__PU5CVSegg

To: Mel Gibson (Brother  2):

     VIDEO  #4:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q0VcgOfIQA

             

                           for   november

THE FORMER FIRST LADY. . . .

New Book “Dear Mrs. Kennedy” by Jay Mulvaney

Katie Holmes as First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy

and….

“Cirque Jackie”  written by and starring Andrea Reese (below)

plus the holiday. . . .

Thanksgiving Dinner Online?   (Your  Gourmet at Pfaelzer com)

Appetizers Anyone ?

Pate on toast at Petrossian com

Beluga by itself at Petrossian com 

 

and  A Glass Of  Wine . . . .

       the classic

the light. . . .

 

the alcohol free wine. . . .

 
and then theres
The   Bubbly !

"Moet"

 

So—

Take a clutch to the Party. . . .

 

then

don’t forget

BLACK   FRIDAY:  The  $200 HDTV special 

“This deal is out and around”   but, warns  digital Goddess Kim Komando,  “It’s  720p  (not   1080p)”  . . . .

above, 19inch  JVC HDTV (cost: approx  $330)

WRITE ABOUT IT SMYTHSON:

 above, Day Planners by Smythson of Bond Street (LONDON)

and

VIDEO  DAD OR VIDEO  MOM ?

above, virtual video….(Say wha!  It’s here?)

and

Help for Grandma and Grandpa or _____?

above, Heat Trak snow melting mat for your front walk .  It really melts snow!  Sold at all BIG BOX STORES (now go get one). . . .

WANT TO TREAD  SAFELY THIS WINTER?  

Try Co Authority Carbon Monoxide Warning System

NOW

 FOR THE HOLIDAY:   

 At the  Westin Resort in Vail (AAAA)

at the movies

Below scene from:  Warren Miller’s new ski film “Wintervention”

 

So–You Wanna Be A Princess?

      marry a prince. . . .

plus

A Princess who designs jewelry:  Dorothy Hamil Designs Jewelry To Benefit Breast Cancer (exclusively at Helzbergs)

and

A Princess who Still Designs Wraps:

 above, the little black wrap. . . .

Well, 

Laser It  !

The Fraxel Laser beauty treatment by Dr. Patricia Wexler

Dr. Patrica Wexler (Renee Ashley Baker’s New York dermatologist?  I’d  like an appointment  Dr. Wexler. . . .)

and LASTER IT!    Zeltig Laser Fat Freezing aka Coolscupting

this laser really freezes fat !
 
 
and
What’s new with Housewives?

Socialite Sonja Morgan

for Princess Partying:  Why Chanel Cosmetics of course. . . .

For Partying:  Party Food

Dinner Rolls: (Mrs. Ashley’s favorite!)

Party Like Madmen:

 

A  Bunny Princess (In White):

                                               Suri  Cruise

 

vs

 

The Black Swan. . . .

                            Shiloh  Jolie  Pitt

 

and

The eye sees. . . .

Rare Pink (sold by Sothebys for $46 million dollars). . . .

 

 

PRESIDENT  JOHN  F. KENNEDY

PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY  AS    “J.J.”

VISIT:  www.JFKRFKASHLEY.Blogspot.com

 

Renee Ashley Baker  as The Mermaid

Visit Renee’s  Tripod: (click link) http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

 

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Garage Door Safety/Security: Garage Door Opener With Fingerprint I.D. (read below)

June 22, 2010

 

HOME   SAFETY 

 NEED  BARB  WIRE?       THEN  READ  ON…. 

 

 

IF–IF–there has been a rash of auto break-ins in your neighborhood (meaning smashing car windows and stealing Ipods, GPS, Laptops, and GARAGE DOOR OPENERS) maybe–you should  look into  garage door openers that work only with YOUR  fingerprint  I.D. 

TRY:  The Biometrix Master Lock Smart Touch Garage Door Opener  (pictured above).

VISIT:  http://www.automatedhome.co.uk/New-Products/Biometric-Garage-Door-Opener.html

 ALSO  TRY:

  Kwikset Smartscan Biometric Fingerprint I.D.  Deadbolt Lock sold by BRICK HOUSE SECURITY  (pictured above) .

VISIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42s69ZmmsEg&feature=related

 THE ABOVE PRODUCTS CAN BE PURCHASED ACROSS THE U.S. INCLUDING:  NEW YORK, D.C., PHILADELPHIA, NEW HAVEN, NEW PORT ETC  ETC  ETC

AND…. 

 About  Renee Ashley Baker

           4   DATES   WITH   RENEE   ASHLEY   BAKER

RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  PRESENTLY  HAS   HER   PROFILE  ON  EHARMONY,   JDATE,   AND  HANNIDATE….

QUALIFICATIONS  (Non-Negotiable):

1.  He must be Caucasian. (No religious preference–I love Jewish men ! )

2. He must reside in Colorado, or East Coast USA, or Canada,  or in Europe (but NOT in California).

3. He must earn  $250,000 – $1 million dollars per year.

SHOUT OUT TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S MEN ON:

 

AND…Renee Ashley Baker will be signing up with Selective Search Dating Service (on Park Avenue in  New York City)

BELOW: 

Renee  Ashley  Baker’s   Choo  Choos . . . .

BELOW:   Renee Ashley Baker as The Mermaid . . . .

  

 

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to “get married”, design “handbags” and  design “jewelry boxes”  and sit on yachts in Monaco, Monte Carlo sipping champagne and scooping up beluga caviar…. 

                                                     and  now

SHOUT OUT TO MEDIA BLOGGERS AND LIFESTYLE BLOGGERS:

    Do  LINK  TO   This Blog:   “About Renee Ashley Baker”

www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com 

 

   (NOW   SCROLL   DOWN  BELOW   FOR   FATHERS)

                                            

                                                   

 

Friday Father’s Day: Gifts For Dad?

June 6, 2008

 

FOR DADS WHO  READ….

                              Bob and Lee Woodruff 

Disney’s intrepid news anchor Bob Woodruff with Wife Lee.  For Dad: Book “In An Instant” by Lee Woodruff

FOR DADS WHO DRIVE….

                  Bugatti 9

The Bugatti–for “royale” Dads…. The Cost? 

(Renee’s Aside: “Well, if you have to ask”….)

FOR DADS WHO TRAVEL TO LONDON…. 

                         Gordon Ramsey\'s Restaurant at London\'s Heathrow Airport

Gordon Ramsay’s new restaurant at London’s Heathrow Airport.

(Renee’s Aside: “Gordon Ramsay is Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “TV Chef”….I WANT SOME FOOD!” )

FOR DADS WHO HAVE STYLE…. 

                                                    His closet by German closet manufacturer 

Custom Made Closet Designed by German Closet Manufacturer STUDIO BECKER….

(Renee’s Aside:  Countess Mara ties would look great inside)

Countess Mara 

 

FOR DAD’S WHO LIKE SOUNDS…. 

                                       Multi-Media Coffee Table 

This Multimedia Coffee table designed by One & Co is a delightful digital “juke box” integrated into coffee table.  The table lets your guests browse through your music libraries and select your favorite tracks.  You download music (to the table) for your portable music player. 

(Renee’s suggestions?  Try classical cellist “Yo Yo Ma” or opera singer “Renee Fleming”….)

FOR DAD’S WHO WANT SECURITY….(View Video Below) 

Caught On Tape: “How Not To Be A Burglar”

Police Officer: “Any Witnesses?”

Home Owner: “Just One –Homeland”

NEW!  NEW!  HOMELAND SECURITY CAMERAS

http://blogs.ebay.com/reneeabaker

Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’  first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal”  valued $73.5 million dollars….

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FUTURISTIC FRIDAY: MOTHER ATHENA

May 30, 2008

                                                   The Exoskeleten Robotic Soldier

 

The Flying Man Suit

Software engineer Rex Jameson is pictured above wearing a “robotic soldier suit” that is an “exoskeleton” of aluminum and electronics that multiplies his strength and endurance as many as 20 times….The suit works by sensing every movement the wearer makes and almost instantly amplifies it.  Sarcos in Salt Lake City  Utah is helping the U.S. Army assess the suit’s  viability for the “soldier of tommorrow”…. 

(“Renee’s Aside: Does ‘faster than a locomotive’ ring a bell ?  Or is it ‘will the real “Iron Man” please stand up ?’  ” ….)

Sarcos is developing the technology under a two year contract worth up to $10 million dollars…..(Also shown above a “flying man suit” that is NOT  affilliated with the Sarcos company  in Utah)

Special Thanks: M. Jewell (AP)

 I will NOT be doing any motion picture projects with Angelina Jolie.  I do NOT want Angelina Jolie to “buy my story”. ( I “will” see “Kung Fu Panda” however I will NOT see “Wanted”). 

 “I’M  FOR  KENNEDY” — and I will be wearing my “white mink coat” when I attend my movie’s premiere (with Senator Edward M.  Kennedy and Miss Caroline Kennedy) in Washington DC and in Cannes….

Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’  first motion picture ,  in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars.  Renee Ashley Baker will Executive Produce the motion picture and U.S. Senator Edward M. Kennedy will co-produce/consult….

Preview: Photography by Renee Ashley Baker….

April 13, 2008

                                  

                                   Granny In A Crystal Bowl by Renee Ashley Baker

  “Granny In A Crystal Bowl” by Renee Ashley Baker                        

                                       Snoopy Spotlight by Renee Ashley Baker

“Snoopy Spotlight” by Renee Ashley Baker                                                

(*****Photos above taken by Renee Ashley Baker with a Motorola Camera Phone….VIEW: RENEE ASHLEY BAKER PHOTOGRAPHY On Flickr (click link)

                      www.flickr.com/photos/reneebakerstudios