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Thanksgiving! plus JFK, plus Mel Gibson, plus Black Friday !

November 20, 2010

   

                “Live! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker

ATTENTION  CHAIRMEN  OF  THE  BOARD:

Harper Collins/William Morrow and Co/Avon, Simon and Schuster, Hyperion, Viking Penguin, Atlantic Grove, St. Martin’s Press, HBG, Hearst Books, Bertelsmann/Random House/Knopf/Crown

                                  TO:  TEN BOOK PUBLISHERS

                                           A   PROPOSAL

                               A   LETTER  OF  AGREEMENT

THAT 1:  Publisher agrees: To publish a first printing of 350,000 books.

THAT 2:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker will receive (from the publisher) a CASH ADVANCE of 1 million dollars ($1,000,000).

THAT 3:  Publisher agrees:  Upon Publisher’s RECOUPMENT of said advance (by book sales) Renee Ashley Baker and the publisher would SPLIT all profits 30/70 respectively.

THAT 4:  Publisher agrees: Publisher shall retain EBOOK rights and AUDIO BOOK rights.

THAT 5:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker shall retain “all” MOTION PICTURE RIGHTS and “all” TV RIGHTS.

 

                                        HAPPY   THANKSGIVING  !

                                      from  Renee  Ashley  Baker

 

To: My Mother (Mrs Ashley): 

       VIDEO #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA&feature=related

To:  My Father: 

     VIDEO #2:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btOoDyMzNiM

 To:  My Brother  (James aka Baby Jesse)  :

     VIDEO #3:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__PU5CVSegg

To: Mel Gibson (Brother  2):

     VIDEO  #4:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q0VcgOfIQA

             

                           for   november

THE FORMER FIRST LADY. . . .

New Book “Dear Mrs. Kennedy” by Jay Mulvaney

Katie Holmes as First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy

and….

“Cirque Jackie”  written by and starring Andrea Reese (below)

plus the holiday. . . .

Thanksgiving Dinner Online?   (Your  Gourmet at Pfaelzer com)

Appetizers Anyone ?

Pate on toast at Petrossian com

Beluga by itself at Petrossian com 

 

and  A Glass Of  Wine . . . .

       the classic

the light. . . .

 

the alcohol free wine. . . .

 
and then theres
The   Bubbly !

"Moet"

 

So—

Take a clutch to the Party. . . .

 

then

don’t forget

BLACK   FRIDAY:  The  $200 HDTV special 

“This deal is out and around”   but, warns  digital Goddess Kim Komando,  “It’s  720p  (not   1080p)”  . . . .

above, 19inch  JVC HDTV (cost: approx  $330)

WRITE ABOUT IT SMYTHSON:

 above, Day Planners by Smythson of Bond Street (LONDON)

and

VIDEO  DAD OR VIDEO  MOM ?

above, virtual video….(Say wha!  It’s here?)

and

Help for Grandma and Grandpa or _____?

above, Heat Trak snow melting mat for your front walk .  It really melts snow!  Sold at all BIG BOX STORES (now go get one). . . .

WANT TO TREAD  SAFELY THIS WINTER?  

Try Co Authority Carbon Monoxide Warning System

NOW

 FOR THE HOLIDAY:   

 At the  Westin Resort in Vail (AAAA)

at the movies

Below scene from:  Warren Miller’s new ski film “Wintervention”

 

So–You Wanna Be A Princess?

      marry a prince. . . .

plus

A Princess who designs jewelry:  Dorothy Hamil Designs Jewelry To Benefit Breast Cancer (exclusively at Helzbergs)

and

A Princess who Still Designs Wraps:

 above, the little black wrap. . . .

Well, 

Laser It  !

The Fraxel Laser beauty treatment by Dr. Patricia Wexler

Dr. Patrica Wexler (Renee Ashley Baker’s New York dermatologist?  I’d  like an appointment  Dr. Wexler. . . .)

and LASTER IT!    Zeltig Laser Fat Freezing aka Coolscupting

this laser really freezes fat !
 
 
and
What’s new with Housewives?

Socialite Sonja Morgan

for Princess Partying:  Why Chanel Cosmetics of course. . . .

For Partying:  Party Food

Dinner Rolls: (Mrs. Ashley’s favorite!)

Party Like Madmen:

 

A  Bunny Princess (In White):

                                               Suri  Cruise

 

vs

 

The Black Swan. . . .

                            Shiloh  Jolie  Pitt

 

and

The eye sees. . . .

Rare Pink (sold by Sothebys for $46 million dollars). . . .

 

 

PRESIDENT  JOHN  F. KENNEDY

PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY  AS    “J.J.”

VISIT:  www.JFKRFKASHLEY.Blogspot.com

 

Renee Ashley Baker  as The Mermaid

Visit Renee’s  Tripod: (click link) http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

 

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Garage Door Safety/Security: Garage Door Opener With Fingerprint I.D. (read below)

June 22, 2010

 

HOME   SAFETY 

 NEED  BARB  WIRE?       THEN  READ  ON…. 

 

 

IF–IF–there has been a rash of auto break-ins in your neighborhood (meaning smashing car windows and stealing Ipods, GPS, Laptops, and GARAGE DOOR OPENERS) maybe–you should  look into  garage door openers that work only with YOUR  fingerprint  I.D. 

TRY:  The Biometrix Master Lock Smart Touch Garage Door Opener  (pictured above).

VISIT:  http://www.automatedhome.co.uk/New-Products/Biometric-Garage-Door-Opener.html

 ALSO  TRY:

  Kwikset Smartscan Biometric Fingerprint I.D.  Deadbolt Lock sold by BRICK HOUSE SECURITY  (pictured above) .

VISIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42s69ZmmsEg&feature=related

 THE ABOVE PRODUCTS CAN BE PURCHASED ACROSS THE U.S. INCLUDING:  NEW YORK, D.C., PHILADELPHIA, NEW HAVEN, NEW PORT ETC  ETC  ETC

AND…. 

 About  Renee Ashley Baker

           4   DATES   WITH   RENEE   ASHLEY   BAKER

RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  PRESENTLY  HAS   HER   PROFILE  ON  EHARMONY,   JDATE,   AND  HANNIDATE….

QUALIFICATIONS  (Non-Negotiable):

1.  He must be Caucasian. (No religious preference–I love Jewish men ! )

2. He must reside in Colorado, or East Coast USA, or Canada,  or in Europe (but NOT in California).

3. He must earn  $250,000 – $1 million dollars per year.

SHOUT OUT TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S MEN ON:

 

AND…Renee Ashley Baker will be signing up with Selective Search Dating Service (on Park Avenue in  New York City)

BELOW: 

Renee  Ashley  Baker’s   Choo  Choos . . . .

BELOW:   Renee Ashley Baker as The Mermaid . . . .

  

 

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to “get married”, design “handbags” and  design “jewelry boxes”  and sit on yachts in Monaco, Monte Carlo sipping champagne and scooping up beluga caviar…. 

                                                     and  now

SHOUT OUT TO MEDIA BLOGGERS AND LIFESTYLE BLOGGERS:

    Do  LINK  TO   This Blog:   “About Renee Ashley Baker”

www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com 

 

   (NOW   SCROLL   DOWN  BELOW   FOR   FATHERS)

                                            

                                                   

 

Friday Father’s Day: Gifts For Dad?

June 6, 2008

 

FOR DADS WHO  READ….

                              Bob and Lee Woodruff 

Disney’s intrepid news anchor Bob Woodruff with Wife Lee.  For Dad: Book “In An Instant” by Lee Woodruff

FOR DADS WHO DRIVE….

                  Bugatti 9

The Bugatti–for “royale” Dads…. The Cost? 

(Renee’s Aside: “Well, if you have to ask”….)

FOR DADS WHO TRAVEL TO LONDON…. 

                         Gordon Ramsey\'s Restaurant at London\'s Heathrow Airport

Gordon Ramsay’s new restaurant at London’s Heathrow Airport.

(Renee’s Aside: “Gordon Ramsay is Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “TV Chef”….I WANT SOME FOOD!” )

FOR DADS WHO HAVE STYLE…. 

                                                    His closet by German closet manufacturer 

Custom Made Closet Designed by German Closet Manufacturer STUDIO BECKER….

(Renee’s Aside:  Countess Mara ties would look great inside)

Countess Mara 

 

FOR DAD’S WHO LIKE SOUNDS…. 

                                       Multi-Media Coffee Table 

This Multimedia Coffee table designed by One & Co is a delightful digital “juke box” integrated into coffee table.  The table lets your guests browse through your music libraries and select your favorite tracks.  You download music (to the table) for your portable music player. 

(Renee’s suggestions?  Try classical cellist “Yo Yo Ma” or opera singer “Renee Fleming”….)

FOR DAD’S WHO WANT SECURITY….(View Video Below) 

Caught On Tape: “How Not To Be A Burglar”

Police Officer: “Any Witnesses?”

Home Owner: “Just One –Homeland”

NEW!  NEW!  HOMELAND SECURITY CAMERAS

http://blogs.ebay.com/reneeabaker

Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’  first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal”  valued $73.5 million dollars….

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History Monday 2: Man From MARS

May 27, 2008

 

 

                           Phoenix  Mars  Lander

                                    APPLAUSE !   APPLAUSE!

NASA Spacecraft Makes Historic Mars Landing!

      The Phoenix Mars Lander whirled through space at 120,000 mph to complete its pre-progammed touch down on Mars  this past Sunday.  When the craft landed successfully on the “Red Planet” a roomful of NASA scientists  exploded with applause….NASA, has not had a successful “soft landing”  in more than three decades since the twin “Viking”  landed back in 1976….Ed Sedivy (program manager at Lockheed Martin Corp which built the “Phoenix” )described the landing  this way: “We evolve out of this cacoon an spread our wings and we turn into this beautiful butterfly on the surface”….

       Launched last summer , the “Phoenix” traveled 422 million miles over the past 10 months.  The cost of this Mars mission?  Approximately $1 million dollars per mile which–comes out to exactly $422 million dollars!      

Alien 4

 

Alien 2

 

Alien 1

 

Alien 7

 

Alien 9

 

Special thanks: Alice Chang, AP Science Writer

New! New!  Homeland  Security  Cameras (click link below)

www.Renee9.blogspot.com

Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars….