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Happy New Year MEN ! Quick tips on #Health, #Finance, #Employment, #Kids, and #Winter Preparedness

January 2, 2014

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above, my Mother….the beautiful Mrs. A/B aka Erma/Irma…. (CLICK ON PHOTO ABOVE TO VISIT “THE ERMA FOUNDATION”)

I, Renee Ashley Baker often tell people that though I am “my Mother’s Daughter”…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will always be my Father’s PRINCESS (my Father being Mr. Ashley)….

MEN’S HISTORY…..

MEN FOR THE FATHER AND MEN FOR THE SON

Joseph P Kennedy

Walt_Disney

Howard Hughes

John D Rockefeller

Baron Elie de Rothschild

Pierre Wertheimer co founder of Chanel Corp

Aristotle Onassis

AND…

THE NEW ROBBER BARONS aka TYCOONS…

Rupert Murdoch

Bill Gates 2

Bill Gates

Mr Idei Chairman of Sony Corp

Richard Branson

Amazons Jeff Bezos

Peter Oppenheimer

MEN WHO MEET…..

Aspen Ideas Festival 2014

Walter Isaacson

above, Walter Isaacson founder of the Aspen Ideas Institute

and ….

MEN WHO ARE BROTHERS…..

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My BROTHER JAMES was my HERO….

MY BROTHER James was (from age 3) raised in St. Louis Missouri and he liked the finer things of life (He counted as his friends a real Dupont and a first cousin of U.S. Senator Julian Bond). My BROTHER James was also career Air Force and he and “ran a department” for the city of New York. My BROTHER often called me (his sister Renee) a GOLD BRICK…..

and…..

MEN WHO ARE POLITICAL BROTHERS….

Black Protest

Remember This PROTEST ? I remember it well….

and….

9 WISDOMS FOR THE NEW YEAR

(From Life’s Little Instruction Book Vol III)

Owls in Love

1. Believe in love at first sight.
2. Never laugh at anyone’s dreams.
3. Start everyday with the most important thing you have to do. Save the less important tasks for later.
4. Never drive while holding a cup of hot coffee between your knees.
5. Keep the porch light on until all the family is in for the night.
6. Don’t overlook life’s small joys while searching for the big ones.
7. Remember that “GREAT LOVE” (and great achievements) involve great risk.
8. Talk slow but think quick.
9. Be the first to fight for a JUST CAUSE…..

MEN WHO HAVE KIDS

MEN WHO HAVE KIDS WANT A SAVINGS PLAN….

“A Penny Earned Is A Penny Saved”

Ceramic Harley Davidson piggy bank at Harley Davidson com

Harley Davidson ceramic piggy bank

The Harley Davidson Motorcycle Rider Rocker at Modern Tribe com

Harley Davidson Motorcycle Rocker at ModernTribe com

MEN’S HEALTH

American Heart Association

MEN’S HEARTS
Cardiac Screening: It’s a good idea to get an ECG before you turn 40. After 40 its every two or three years unless you have a problem. SEE YOUR DOCTOR for details….

MEN’S EMPLOYMENT

The Best Job Book

“Great Jobs For Everyone 50+: Finding Work That Keeps You Happy and Healthy and Pays The Bills” by Kerry Hannon

Great Jobs for Everyone 50 plus by Kerry Hannon

The Best Job Sites

Monster com, CareerBuilder com, JournalismJobs com, and professional sites such as: Beyond com and Linked In com…

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MEN’S READY PREPAREDNESS….

Are You Winter Storm Ready?

THE ULTIMATE CELL PHONE SURVIVAL APP….

SAS Survival Guide phone app at Amazon

SAS Survival Guide (by British Special Forces Officer John Wiseman)
This invaluable phone app includes expet tips that range from “first aid” to “emergency foraging”. It also contains a useful modern-day SOS alert that converts text messages into Morris Code light signals. Cost: from $3.49 and is available for Android, iOS, Windows Phone, and Blackberry.
Visit: Amazon (Digital Services) to Buy.

AND….

A POCKET GUIDE…..

The Preppers Pocket Guide by Bernie Carr

Ready Preparedness: The Preppers Pocket Guide by Bernie Carr
Visit: Amazon com

ULTIMATE WEATHER WEAR

Technical Advantage Gear

Cold Weather Wear by Technical Advantage Gear
Visit: tadvgear com

ULTIMATE CAR POWER:

Roadside Assistant at Herrington Catalog

Back Up Auto Power by Ultimate Roadside Assistant
Visit: HerringtonCatalog com

SNOWLESS WALKWAY ?

Heat Trak show melting mats

Snow Melting Walkway Mats by Heat Trak
Visit: Heattrak com

AUTO WINDSHIELD ICE SCRAPER

Heated Ice Scraper at Swiss Colony

Heated Ice Scrapper & Defroster
Visit Swiss Colony com

CAR HEAT….

Two In One Car Heater  and Defroster from Swiss Colony

Two In One Car Heater & Defroster
Visit: Swiss Colony com

POWER:

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Back Up Power by Solar Rover Back Up Generator
Visit: SolaRover com

LIGHTS….

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Back Up Lights by Stick Up Bulbs (battery operated)
Visit: Amazon com

MEN’S FAVORITE TOUGH GUY AUTHORS…

Pursuit by Gene Hackman

Gene Hackman

SHOUT OUT TO GENE HACKMAN: Would you like to co-write my “screenplay” (a mystery suspense thriller) about a Navy Seal? The motion picture will be at Disney Studios (hopefully)……

and…the food?

MEN’S FAVORITE MEALS….

Steak House Salad

Steakhouse salad from Parenting Magazine

Visit Parenting com (for recipe)

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Ribbon Microphones from Inta Audio UK

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST….

MEN’S (AND WOMEN’S) FAVORITE TOUGH GUY DETECTIVE as Executive Produced by Renee Ashley Baker

The song below will not NOT be sung by Rihanna, nor by Madonna, nor by Niki Manaj, nor by Latifa, nor by Jill Scott and NOT by KRSONE and not by Brittany Spears.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like the Renee Ashley Baker song (below) to be done by my relative M.S. (I’d like my relative (M.S.) to write (and sing) the “Man’s Rap Verses”….)

PROBLEM ALERT
by
Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2014 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(chorus/female singer)

PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT

(first verses/female singer)

Whenever there’s a problem.
He’ll be there to solve it.
A simple life of mayhem.
Imperious involvement;
He’s added to the mixture.
Just count it off the richter.
Still don’t get the picture
Then HE will REVOLVE it. (Insert Sound: Sound effect/automatic pistol/as HE chambers one).

(chorus/female singer)

PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT

(Rap Verses/Male Rapper “M.S.” Sings)

(chorus/female singer)

PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT
PROBLEM ALERT

(last verses/female singer)

Whenever there’s a problem.
He’ll be there to solve it.
A simple life of mayhem.
Imperious involvement.
A handy problem solver.
SHE thought He would absolve her.
And though He may have “BALLED” HER.
She won’t get His revolver. (Insert Sound: Sound effect/automatic pistol/as HE “chambers” one).

THE END

(The opening and closing “female verses” are sung differently on purpose. The first time “sharp syllables” and the last time “melded, almost “hypnotic”).

IS THIS A MOTION PICTURE? YES, MAYBE….(NOT TELEVISION, NOT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS, NOT WARNER BROS). HOWEVER….MAYBE A MOTION PICTURE “DETECTIVE NOIR COMEDY” TO STAR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (AND KEVIN COSTNER ?)….AT DISNEY STUDIOS ?

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JUST WHO IS MY RELATIVE “M.S.” ?
(Click on words “Erma French Perfume and Design” BELOW to view MIGUEL)…

Miguel Scott at Tree Sound

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New National Debt Solution ! (“The Baker Plan”) plus a Man to take me shopping? YEP!

November 26, 2012

FYI:

Renee Ashley Baker will “hopefully” work in Paris France for The Wertheimers and for “Erma French Perfume and Design”…..

Chanel 5 Perfume

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NOW, NOW, NOW

Guess Whose Welsh ?

My Grandmother — My Mother’s Mother (Mrs. Calvert) is a descendent of an English “Baron” from The New World ….

My Other Grandmother — My Father’s Mother (Mrs. Ashley) is of Welsh descent ….

As is the FABULOUS….

Dame Shirley Bassey

(Dame Shirley Bassey)

“Who Will Wear The Crown…Turn It Upside Down…Make The World Go Round…”
–lyrics by Renee Ashley Baker

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December 1, 2012

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Below…Happy Cyber Monday Shopping

For THEM

“A Castle Far Away” (at 2901…..Jamestown Court)

Castletown Geoghegan Ireland
8 Bedrooms, 7 Baths, 11,650 sq ft.
Cost: $3.9 Million
CONTACT: 2901 (Sherry FitzGerald Real Estate 011353-1-230 2901)

and….and…and…

For HIM the “Jag XL 2012”

(Cost: $79,000 to Buy; $799 per month to Lease)

#JaguarUSA com

AND….

For HER…. Fur

Fur, of course. Fur with Irish Crochet (a Pinterest photo below)

#NeimanMarcus com, #Barneys com, #J Mendel com

For Children

#BoutiqueForChildren com

AND

FOR POOCH

#FetchDogFashions com

and

For Help (On The Skin)

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite product to be a spokesmodel for….

#CremedelaMer com

and

For Help (On The Road)

The Roadside Assistant R148

#HerringtonCatalog com

Other CYBER MONDAY Shopping Sites:

For “INSPIRATION”….A BOOK (by a #Harvard Business School Prof)

#Amazon com

For A Holiday Photo Book by Yourself (To Use Those Thanksgiving and Christmas Photos)

MyPublisher com

For an “INSIGNIA” (Buy First Sergeant Stripes “Earrings” On Ebay)

#Ebay com

For GIVING PARTIES… Beluga Caviar Cake (and other holiday party food)

#Petrossian com

Did you know that all 364 “items” mentioned in the “12 Days Of Christmas” cost over $96,000?

HERE ARE SOME OF RENEE’S FAVORITE #CYBER MONDAY SHOPPING SITES:

http://www.NeimanMarcus com
http://www.Barneys com
http://www.BedandBreakfast com
http://www.Amazon com
http://www.Dubliwelecome com
http://www.RedEnvelope com
http://www.Bluefly com
www SheFinds com
http://www.FatWallet com
http://www.RetailMeNot com

RENEE’S FAVORITE CYBER MONDAY COMPANIES?

For Tiffany & Co “Diamonds”

#Tiffany com

For Louis Vuitton Tote Bags

#Louis Vuitton.com

and

My Mother’s Favorite “Crocodile Bag” (and other Chanel items)

# Chanel.com

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now…now…now….FOR

THE NEW CORPORATION
by
Renee Ashley Baker

PROBLEM: $16 Trillion in National Debt
(National Debt Holders hold $16 trillion in T-bills and T-bonds from the U.S. Treasury).

SOLUTION: A Debt for Debt SWAP
(The “National Debt Holder” would be offered an oppurtunity to TRADE/SWAP their T-bills/T-bonds for “x-number” of shares/bills/bonds (at equal dollar value) in a new corporation.
A NEW CORPORATION that would train then EMPLOY millions of “out of work” Americans).

I. NOW GET ME:
The T-bill/T-bond holder (aka –the NDH–aka the National Debt Holder) would NO LONGER BE OWED MONEY from the U.S. Treasury. The T-bill/T-bond holder would own shares of a NEW CORPORATION. (It would be a Non-Publicly Traded corporation so that stock brokers can’t “churn” stock value down).

II. FINANCING
This NEW CORPORATION would be funded (capitalized) by (a) Bank Loans from all of the major American Banks and by (b) Congress. $1-2 Billion Dollars would be allotted by Congress from the U.S. Treasury. (Remember–this won’t raise “the debt” as the U.S. Treasury will “no longer owe” National Debt Holders who agree to Trade/Swap their T-bills/T-bonds for new).

III. GOVERNANCE AND EXECUTIVES
The NEW CORPORATION would assemble a Board of Directors. Twelve “notables” such as: A Congressman, a Bank Chairman, an Economist, an Investment Banker, a Socialogist, an Environmentalist, a Marketing Executive, an Advertising Executive, a Manufacturing Executive, a Human Resource Executive, an OSHA Specialist, and 1 other.

IV. MISSION STATEMENT
(A) To “satisfy” National Debt Holders.
(B) To “train and employ” millions of Unemployed Americans.

V. HIRING AND TRAINING
FOUR WEBSITES would be designed and “put on” the world wide web (a North Region, South Region, East Region and West Region). Those AMERICANS who want to work would “REGISTER” on one of the four websites (using their Name, their Address, their ID/Driver’s License number, and– their “Unemployment ID” number).

VI. LOCATIONS
There would be 50 “locations”. Each “State” would have it’s own MANUFACTURING PLANT and TRAINING CENTER. Of course there would be no union–absolutely NO TRADE UNIONS !

VII. PARTNER COMPANIES (aka SUPPLIERS)
The NEW CORPORATION would allow “new businesses” (those in business 3 years or less) to obtain CONTRACTS (with the U.S. Government) to SUPPLY office items, office equipment, work clothes, lunch catering trucks as well as “Nuts and Bolts”. The NEW CORPORATION would solicit “bidding” through a website specially created for this purpose.

VIII. THE PRODUCT
The American Public will always want to save money, cut their budget, lower their monthly bills. What–is needed– is a “PRODUCT” to help Americans cut their ever rising “heat and utility” bills. Therefore—Millions of UNEMPLOYED AMERICANS would be :
(a) Trained to Manufacture Solar Panels.
(b) Trained to Install Solar Panels (on roof tops).

IX. NOW WAIT !
So far–SOLAR has not taken off (except for one solar company which installs solar panels on roofs then charges a monthly fee for “Solar Energy Usage” (just like a public utility does). Solar IS the way of the future. But WHY–hasn’t it been done right? Is it that NOBODY wants to “Buck Up Against” the utility companies? Well, the NEW CORPORATION would be a U.S. Government “organized and funded” Solar Energy Utility….
HOW–you ask–will this NEW CORPORATION make money? The answer: Two Ways.

1. By SELLING Solar Panel (roofing) to American home owners.

2. By LEASING Solar Panel Energy. (By CHARGING American home owners a monthly “Solar Energy Usage Fee” just like a public utility does).

The NEW CORPORATION would have, literally, millions and millions of CUSTOMERS.

X. THE NAME ? (Of the New Corporation ?)
“U. S. SOLAR (NDH)”

Of course, the name is similar to the great name U. S. STEEL….

XI. DISCLOSURE: My company “Solstice Ventures” would produce TV Commercials for the new U. S. Solar NDH (NDH stands for National Debt Holder…..)
BY THE WAY: Wouldn’t This New Corporation Plan Be Great For “SPACE EXPLORATION” ? And take the place of NASA?
Need I Say It? Okay, I Will: “BEAM ME UP SCOTTi”

Signed/Authored by:
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
(November 22, 2012)

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LOST THEN FOUND?

A former prisoner turned Chapel painter paints a portrait of assassinated President JFK, the painting gets lost and isn’t found again for 49 years? Sounds like fiction? It’s not. It’s a true story. Check Yahoo front page headlines for details.

Better Late Than Never (Emergency Preparedness–How To Prepare For Disaster)…PLUS President Obama Heroically Steps In….

October 31, 2012

(above, Will Smith in “Men in Black 3″….All For James)

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ANNOUNCEMENT! ANOUNCEMENT! ANNOUNCEMENT!

SHOUT OUT TO: Washington Post Syndicate, New York Times Syndicate, and Creators Syndicate

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like a newspaper to “syndicate” my Podcast (and my written column) to online editions of newspapers nationwide…My “podcast” will be as “Culture Critic At Large”….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker

AND…..

WHEN CATASTROPHY STRIKES… A HERO IS NEEDED…

President Obama visits “needy” New Jersey

(My Brother “James” Lived In Cherry Hills NJ Too)

BELOW…

THINGS TO DO “NOW” TO GET READY FOR EMERGENCY…..

COMMUNICATE

Download the phone app “Group Me” or “Path” to notify relatives and friends of your whereabouts….(Important after CELL phone service is restored)….

IF YOU NEED TO EVAC (GRAB BOX OR BACKPACK )

VISIT: Herrington Catalog Emergency Catastrophy Backpack

http://www.HerringtonCatalog.com

VISIT: Red Cross Deluxe 3 Day Emergency Backpack

http://www.RedCrossStore.org

VISIT: Ready Box (It Floats !)

http://www.readybox.com

BUY AN EMERGENCY BEACON….(aka MULTI SURVIVAL MODULE)

VISIT Herrington Catalog
http://www.HerringtonCatalog.com

LINKS TO LIFE….

Download an “Emergency Preparedness” App for your Phone

VISIT:
http://www.iphoneness.com/iphone-apps/emergency-iphon-apps-that-can-save-lives/

TWO IMPORTANT WEBSITES TO VISIT:

1. http://www.Ready.gov

2. http://www.RedCross.org

AND….CONTEST CONTEST CONTEST CONTEST (SCROLL DOWN BELOW)

New Year: Fashion In Winter, New Products, Potpourri, and Renee’s Statement (again!)

January 12, 2011

 

 





www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com





 

 

 

 

 

VIEW  VIDEO:  

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9K0ZvBtsUg

 

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re:  NO.

NO  to ALL THOSE I,Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to. . . .(However, I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to appear on–act on– the  TV Show “Nikita”. . . .) 

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CAN’T  FIGURE  ?

TRY:               RENEE    SAVE    U.K.

 (without the second “S”)

 

ANAGRAM QUIZ:  The above phrase –the above three words –spell out an anagram . . . . Can  you  figure  out  what  it  is ?

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P L U S

 

 

      re:  GUEST OF A GUEST ?

       I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be hiring a writer–a BLOGGER–to be the “guest blogger” for “About Renee Ashley Baker ” for the next 12 months.   Renee Ashley Baker’s “guest blogger” will be female, caucasian, and  JEWISH. . . .
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PLUS. . . .
 
 Momma  &  Baby  Puffer

 

  J Crew Baby Puffer Jacket

        

 

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, want Michael Kors to save me a puffer vest that I can wear  all around  New York . . . .Thank you Michael !  

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more winter wear

Hermes Suede Gloves at Bluefly.com  (cost: $550.00)

   Coach  Fur Gloves  trimmed in mink (cost: $398)

 

 Waterproof Boots For Women ?

 

 

 

 

      

    Joan of Artic  by Sorel

    A waterproof full grain leather and suede winter boot with faux fur trim

 Elle McPherson wearing the  Sorel’s Joan of Artic

and

Renee’s Favorite Winter Slather On . . . .

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MORE   WINTER   POTPOURRI

  For The Family’s Safety During Winter

 

(Walkway Snow Melting Mat by Heat Trak) 

 FOR  The Family’s Space Heating During Winter

 

Conserving Energy or Conserving Costs the Eden Pure Heater is the way to go …. 

and

 for. . . .

RECREATION  IN  WINTER:

So you  Want To Learn To Ski?

Try the Killington Ski School in Killington Vermont. . . .

This ski resort has an “escalator” for those who can’t ride the ski lift up the mountain!. . . .

Safety Beacon

 

       For those who already ski (as well as the novice) you must, must carry the “multi-survival module”.   .  .  .  It keeps you safe in the woods, on the slopes and even in the city . . . . (In an emergency it emits an extremely loud, piercing whistle that can be heard for well lover a mile should you get LOST!)

Buy at:  HerringtonCatalog.com

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TO THE WORLDWIDE PRESS/MEDIA: 

I Must Have 1,000 Orders (at $99 per order).

You WILL be able to FAX your orders…..

Visit:  www.JFKRFKASHLEY.Blogspot.com

and. . . .

        I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be (a) getting married plus (b) moving to France plus  (c) designing handbags (for Tiffany & Co ?) plus  (d) launching a perfume line (with a Chanel Corporation profit split  30/70 ?).

2.  re:  RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  ‘PINK  FUSCIA  JACKET’.   It  is packed up and will be MOVED to FRANCE. . . .

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a CITIZEN OF FRANCE)

Now…Renee Ashley Baker’s products. . . .

 

 

 

 

 IBM’s Lenovo –it has  “Facial Recognition” Software !

 Renee Ashley Baker’s  Husband by  Janis Spindel Matchmaking

Renee Ashley Baker will be :

getting married in 2011

premiering aRenee Ashley Baker handbag line in 2012

launching a Renee Ashley Baker perfume in 2013

Below:  Renee Ashley Baker’s House in the South of France (?????)

 

 P L U S

Still “NO” TO:  Gale Hurd, Gail Katz, Charlize Theron, Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, Melanie Griffith, Goldie Hawn,  Madonna, Madonna’s company, Brittany Spears, Rihanna, Whitney Houston, Beyonce Knowles, Tyra Banks, Halle Barry, Whoopi Goldberg, Dr. Dre,  Sony.    Also No to Universal, Grammercy, MCA/Farm, NBC, CBS.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am in the “fashion and beauty industry”.

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