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HAPPY Halloween 2013: #White House, #John F Kennedy,#President Obama, #First Lady Michelle Obama, #Disney Halloween 2013, New York plus… New Crowdsource/Crowdfunding Project

October 21, 2013

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A VIEW TO A KILL (click LINK below)
http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

(NOTE: Neither Clemmie nor Gale/Gail can own/have/use/buy “The Red Tree” nor own/have/use/buy any other song in the Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog. The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog belongs 95% to CP Irrevocable Trust….)

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President John F Kennedy

Dear Readers:
Do have a “happy Halloween”. However, I want to clarify some things; my plans are to “settle for monetary damages” out of court; then, I’ll hopefully get to be “Vanna White” for 2-3 years on a Disney/ABC network game show (a game show owned by CP Irrevocable Trust); then, I’ll hopefully be moving to Paris France–where I’ll start my perfume and design company (hopefully backed by the owners of Chanel). Anyway–I did not want to ignore the upcoming 50th Anniversary of the Kennedy assassination so I put together a “board”. To view my “board” please click on President John F Kennedy above….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker (ERMA’s little girl)….

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“White Mustang”. Photo by Renee Ashley Baker

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Film Slate

(Click Red Slate Above To View My “Angel Crowdsourcing/Crowdfunding Project”)

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2013…..

President and First Lady at Halloween 2012<a

HALLOWEEN AT THE WH:

THE PRESIDENT AND THE FIRST LADY HAND OUT CANDY (WH Circa 2012)

SO–

YOU WANT FIRST LADY “MICHELLE OBAMA HAIR” FOR HALLOWEEN ?

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Tracey-Reese-Feelin Ruby Dress

above, First Lady Michelle Obama Halloween Costume (Michelle Obama Wig and Tracey Reese Ruby Dress)

and speaking of Firsts….

NEW FROM DISNEY….

Disney Sofia the First Magical Talking Amulet

Sofia the Fisrt Mgical Transforming Dress and Magical Talking Amulet

above, For Halloween (or dress up)

Sofia The First Magical Transforming Dress and Sofia the First Magical Talking Amulet

DISNEY ALSO HAS…..

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above, Doc McStuffins Stuffy Check Up Set (Halloween costume or “dress up set” for Girls—and BOYS !)

and for the trendy

DUKE (ER, I MEAN DUCK) DYNASTY

Duck Dynasty Halloween Costume

above, Duck Dynasty with Beard and Bandana Halloween Costume.

AND NOW….

WILL THE REAL “DUKE” (AND DUCHESS) STEP FORWARD…..

HRH The Duchess with baby Louie

The Duchess holding baby Louie

Baby Milford Baby Boy Quilted Jacket

above, a Jules Milford Quilted Jacket to keep HRH Baby Louie warm on Trick or Treat Night…)
Visit: JoulesUSA com….

CAN YOU SAY PARTY?

CELEBRATION: THE PARTY BOOK BY PIPPA

(The ultimate “party book”)

Celebrate by Pippa Middleton

Pippa Middleton Halloween Party

above, a Pippa Halloween Party for the Little Ones…..

HALLOWEEN’S LIGHTING?

lava Lamp Halloween

above, The Lava Lamp which was invented in 1963 by EDWARD CRAVEN-WALKER. (Did you know that Mr Craven-Walker had originally named his invention, his lamp “The ASTRO Lamp”?)

HALLOWEEN’S CANDY?

Renee Ashley Baker’s M & M MARS OF COURSE!

M M Halloween Candy 2013

M M Digital Coin Counting Money Jar  at Amazon

above, M & M Mars lets you Feed The Pig…er….I mean the cute, adorable, sweet lil M & M Digital Coin Counting Jar. Help kids “save their pennies” with this “bank” that electronically takes and displays your child’s money deposits.

CAN YOU SAY “TRICK OR TREAT FOR UNICEF?”

Trick or Treat for UNICEF 2013 box collection

Trick or Treat for UNICEF family

above, one of America’s UNICEF Families….
To Participate Click Link Below:
https://secure.unicefusa.org/site/SPageServer?pagename=Donate_General

GOING OUT? (ON HALLOWEEN)

TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY?

New York Halloween Costume

For Guys: Mean Green Halloween Costume

Fogal of Switzerland tights and knee highs

For Gals: Keep legs warm under your Halloween costume with colorful Fogals of Switzerland tights…..

CAN YOU SAY HOT ?

“And Then I Stepped Inside The Covered Palace, And What I Saw Was That There Was No Alice”
–Renee Ashley Baker

Paris Hilton sexy outfit for Halloween 2012

above, Paris Hilton Halloween Circa 2012 (“Alice”)

SHOUT OUT TO #PARIS HILTON: Hey Paris, How about a “tote bag” that would sell in the $500 range and be carried at Neiman Marcus and would be called, “Renee For Paris et Paris”…..?????

STAYING HOME? (ON HALLOWEEN ?)

GIVE THAT HALLOWEEN PARTY

satans-whiskers cocktail recipe

Serve that purr–fect Halloween Cocktail “Satan’s Whiskers”….click link below for recipe
http://www.stepbystep.com/how-to-make-a-satans-whiskers-cocktail-9691/

NOW…OTHER THINGS TO DO? (IN OCTOBER WITH THE KIDS)

PREPARE A BACKYARD BIRD BUFFET (AKA FEED THE BIRDS!)
This beautiful bird feeder “The Birdbrain Sequin Bird Feeder” is sold at Amazon com

Birdbrain Sequin Bird Feeder

HERA’S BIRDS ?

Audubon society

OR

WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO? (IN OCTOBER WITH THE KIDS)

HOLD AN ALL HALLOWS EVE BOOK FEST!

Try….

FOR CHILDREN AGES 7-10

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HALLOWEEN HISTORY?

“THE WITCH AND THE SKULL”

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above, President John F. Kennedy with Caroline and Little “JJ” (White House Circa 1962)

AND WHAT ABOUT THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT?

Haunted House

cLICK PHOOTO above to view Renee Ashley Baker’s “Show Palace” (in the works). This “HOUSE” will be the HOUSE that JACK (and THE ERMA FOUNDATION) built…

AND LAST (BUT NEVER MORE —ER— I MEAN—NEVER LEAST…..)

EDGAR ALLEN POE

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The Ladykillers starring Tom Hanks

CLICK BELOW TO WATCH INSTANTLY:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Ladykillers-Widescreen-Edition-Hanks/dp/B00029LNYQ

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, will remain a Democrat….and Maybe, maybe I, Renee Ashley Baker, will get $30 million to $50 million a year for 5 years for my Disney/ABC TV Game Show? I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the Creator and Executive Producer of my Game Show.

To those who have been bothering me all morning about Brittany Spears (and Kevin F?)….Brittany Spears will not appear on my Disney/ABC TV Game Show. Also “NO” to Bill Cosby(as my game show host) and NO to Jimmy Kemmel (as my game show host).

No to the “usage” of the Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog. My Mother says “NO” to Universal/MCA music and movie payrolls; and No to Warner Bros/Interscope movie payrolls and music. Also NO to Tiffany Foxx, No to Lil Kim, No to Mary J Blige, No to Sean Puffy, No to Jay-Z, No to Beyoncé, No to Dr. Dre, No to Snoop Dog, No to Eminem, No to Nicky Manaj, No to Rihanna, No to Janet Jackson, No to Jill Scott, NO to Miley Cyrus, No to Brittany Spears, No to Madonna, No to Charlize Theron, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Latifah, No to Oprah (she doesn’t HAVE to), No to Gail King, NO to Pam Grier, NO TO HALLE BERRY, No to Robert DeNiro, No to George Clooney, No to Brad Cooper, No to KRS ONE and No to Pam Greer. (BEING COMPLETED)

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Glamorous Wednesday: The Land Of Canaan

September 3, 2008

Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (The Beautiful Mrs B) and her “people” (below)….

 

 Doris Duke

                         

Doris Duke (aka “The Richest Little Girl In The World”) was the only child of tabacco and electric energy tycoon James Buchanan Duke and his second wife, southern aristocrat, Nanaline Holt Inman.  Doris maintained three spectacular homes, they were: “Rough Point” (a 115 room Victorian manor-style mansion in Newport, RI); “Shangri-La” (an estate she built in Honolulu Hawaii);  and “Falcon’s Lair” (the former estate of movie screen legend Rudolph Valentino).

plus….Barbara Hutton

                                     

Barbara Hutton (aka “Poor LIttle Rich Girl”) was the only girl child of Edna Woolworth (daughter of Frank W. Woolworth) and Franklyn Laws Hutton the co-founder of the respected E. F. Hutton & Company.

plus….Brooke Astor

Brooke Astor (nee’ Roberta Brooke Russell) was the only child of John Henry Russell, Jr and his wife Mabel Cecile Hornby Howard.  She was named for her maternal grandmother, Roberta Traill Brooke MacGill Howard and she was known as “Bobby” to close friends and family.

My Mother’s Million Dollar Diamonds….

                                                                         

Cartier (Cost: $1 million dollars) 

                                   

                                           Chanel (Cost: $1 million dollars)

                                    

Harry Winston (Cost: $1 million dollars) 

                               Tiffany & Co (Cost: $1 million dollars)

plus….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Jimmy Choo 33 1/3 carat Diamond Shoe.  Cost: $1 million dollars.  (not pictured above) 

YES TO BOSTON….

NO TO DENVER COLORADO.  Denver Colorado is a poor, broke, C-list, shakedown cowtown that is going to STOP “extorting” Renee Ashley Baker for money….Madonna and Lourdes are both “DOGS”.

special thanks:  Wikipedia

SCROLL DOWN….

Wednesday:Mothers Who Were Greek Goddesses (or Heiresses)

May 13, 2008

                           Renee  Ashley  Baker

 

QUOTE:  “Beware of Greeks Bearing Gifts” –Kassandra  Of Troy

             (GIVE ME…BUY ME…BRING ME…SEND ME….)

         No, I don’t have any children but–I “do” have a LOT OF NERVE.    I,  Renee Ashley Baker,  would like the following, from the following:

     I.  Renee’s Movie Roles:  

a.  From MGM:  I want to be a “Bond Girl” or a “Bond Villainess” (the story set in Europe)

b.  From Disney: I want  a role in “National Treasure” as a (?)

         II.  Renee’s Magazine Covers

c.  22 Magazine Covers:  I’ll start with “22” magazine covers (to promote my motion picture production) but I would like to end up with “500” magazine covers over a period of the next 10  years.

d.  “Architectural Digest and “Town & Country”:  I want a “photo layout” of my $5.2 million dollar Washington DC “mansion” which–I am purchasing from Sotheby’s International Realty.

e.  “Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalog”:  I want to be on the cover of the “Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalog” (2009 or 2010).

          III.  Renee’s Freebies (aka ‘Product Placements’)

f.  From: The Owner of Marilyn Monroe’s “million dollar” Dress.  I want to wear “the dress” in Paris, France (for “photo layout” and for “an event in Paris France”).

g.  Mercedes Benz Gull Winged  Coupe 

h.  Estee Lauder’s “Creme de la Mer” (Value: $1,000 per jar)

i.  Louis Vuitton “Patchwork Tribute Bag” (Value: $50,000)

j.  Sony Corp of Japan “Liquid Flat Screen TV’s and Sony Vaio Computers”

k.  From: The Owner of  “The Christina” (the “Onassis” yacht).  I want to lease the yacht for a “photo layout” and for “parties in Greece or parties on the French Riviera”.

         IV.    Renee’s Purchases (To cut to the head of the line to purchase):

l.  Fendi Mink and Sable Coats 2008-2009 collections(Value $10,000 Mink-$181,000 Sable)

m.  Hermes’  (Kelly Bag–Crocodile– Value $30,000 each)

n.  Neiman Marcus Services:  “NM Home Interior Design” and “NM Personal Shoppers”.

o.  Jonathan Urla (Pilates/Yogalates Instructor to the Stars in Washington DC)

p.  Kristy Le (Hillary Clinton’s  Christophe manicurist in Washington DC)

q.   Alexis Vogel, Cloutier, Celestine (Make up artists to the Stars in Washington DC)

r.  Chanel and Princess Diane von Furstenberg (Couture Fittings)

s.   Jimmy Choo and Christian Louboutin (Couture shoe fittings)

t.  Hill & Knowlton  (Publicists to be hired for worldwide publicity).

        V.  Renee’s Exhibits

From “four” museums: Smithsonian Museum (DC), Museum of Modern Art (NYC), Guggenheim Museum (Las Vegas), and The Louvre (Paris).  I want an “exhibit” (a showing) of my photography which–can be viewed on my “Flickr” page…. (Renee’s Photography On Flickr at:

www flickr.com/photos/reneebakerstudios

    

MOTHER  GREECE….                                                            

             Christina Onassis 38 Carat Diamond

Dateline–London–Christie’s To Sell Onassis Jewels

The jewels of Christina Onassis, daughter of Greek ship owner Aristotle Onassis (who as we remember was married to former First Lady Jackie Kennedy) will be auctioned off in London by Christies on June 11, 2008.  The lots are expected to bring in more than 3 million pounds (thats $5.9 million U.S. dollars).  The lots are “highlighted” by a pear shaped 38 carat, D-color, flawless diamond necklace (see pictured above)….

 72.22 Carat Diamond

72.22 Carat Diamond (brings $10-13 million?)

On April 10, 2008 Sotheby’s (of Hong Kong ) auctioned what is probably one of the most expensive diamonds ever sold at auction.  It is the above flawless, D-color, pear shaped diamond which is GIA graded.  (And which is so large that it can fill a tablespoon).

 Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’ first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide,  under an “output deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars.

Glamorous Wednesday: THE “SOCIAL” LIFE

April 29, 2008

                                    Social Life Magazine

New society magazine features photos of exclusive charity events, elegant dinner parties, and the “hottest nights” at the “high-end clubs”….

(Renee’s Aside:  “I’m ready for my ‘social event’ Mr. DeMille”…)

For socialite “gawking” also try:  

             Town & Country Magazine                                                      

                                                                                

                                                                                      Hamptons Magazine

View Renee Ashley Baker’s “Accessories” (click link below)

http://www.dotspotter.com/news/844243_Accessories_from_Renee_Ashley_Baker_s_closet

Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’ first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars….

Glamorous Wednesday: Renee’s Chanel Lace

March 26, 2008

                                    Chanel Evening Lace

                      I have already prepared my Chanel “order”.     I am buying the   outfit (pictured above) to wear out and about in Washington DC….Senator Edward M. Kennedy will be taking me to dinner.  (I will be sending a photo of my dinner with Senator  Kennedy–and Mrs Kennedy– to the editor of the “society page” of   “Town & Country”   magazine….)

     What a fabulous look for evening.  (It’ll  fit  nicely in my closet Mr. Karl !)

                                                                             Karl Lagerfeld

Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’ first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal”  valued at $73.5 million dollars….

   “NO” to Gail/Gale….and still “NO” to Hausfadter

   (now….read about Jodie below)….

Best Books (plus “Love Misc”)

December 22, 2007

                           Grace and Power CD panel

Best: (On “Politics”)

    For Love of Power book panel   

Love of Politics Power: “For Love Of Power” by Sally Bedell Smith                  

                                                                                                          Leading Ladies book panel

Leading Ladies Power:  “Leading Ladies: American Trailblazers” by Kay Bailey Hutchinson

                                                                                                          Power to the people book panel

 Inspiring Funny Political Power: “Power To The People” by Laura Ingraham

 The Times of my life book panel

Survival Political Power: “The Times Of My Life” by First Lady Betty Ford     

                                                                                                       The Fitzgerald’s and the Kennedys book panel

Greatness Of Power: “The Fitzgeralds and the Kennedys: An American Saga” by Doris Kearns Goodwin

   Grace and Power book panel

Grace Of Political Power: “Grace and Power: The Private World of the Kennedy White House” by Sally Bedell Smith

Best: (On “How To”)

                                                                                                       The Right Words at the Right Time book panel

Word Power: “The Right Words At The Right time” by Marlo Thomas 

         Thank you power book panel                                                                                             

Manners Power: “Thank You Power: Making The Science of Gratitude Work For You” by Deborah Norville                                                                           

                                                                                                                      Freckle Power book panel

Freckle Power: “Freckle Face Strawberry” by Julianne Moore and LeUyen Pham

      A Studio Book panel

Invention Power: “Inventive Paris: A Studio Book by Diana Vreeland and Irving  Penn 

                                                                                                         When you need a lift book panel  

Power Lifting Power: “When You Need A Lift But—” by Joy Behar (of “The View”)

    Women and Money

Financial Power:  “Women and Money” by Suze Orman

                                                                                                    Belly laughs the naked truth book panel

Sexy Mommy Power:  “Belly Laughs: The Naked Truth About Pregnancy and Children” by Jenny McCarthy 

     The body shape bible

Wardrobe Style Power: “The Body Shape Bible” by Susannah Constantine and Trinny Woodall     

                                                                                                                     In the Kennedy Style book panel   

 Kennedy Style Power: “In The Kennedy Style” by Letitia Baldridge    

Best: (On “How They’re Different”)  

      A Signature Life book panel 

“A Signature Life” by Princess Diane Von Furstenberg (designer of Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “wrap”  dresses ) 

                                                                                                            confessions of an heiress book panel

Confessions Of An Heiress” by Paris Hilton

                                                                                                            

        Put On Your Pearls book panel     

“Put On Your Pearls Girls!” by Lulu Guiness and Martin Welch

Best Game, Set, Match: 

Quote:”Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match; Find me a find; Catch me a catch….” 

Books:                             

                                                                                                   How To Marry A Fabulous Man book panel

“How To Marry A Fabulous Man” by Pari Livermore

How to Date Men book panel

“How To Date Men” by Janis Spindel

Websites:

To meet rich guys:  Pocketchangeny.com 

To meet any guy, quickly:  Hurrydate.com 

To meet men scientifically speaking:  Scientificmatch.com

Best to turn up old flames: Christmas Gifts From The Heart:

1.  Write a “love letter” on beautiful stationary–(on Christmas Eve).

2.   Talk, together, about your future plans — (in ten years).

3.   Give each personalized coupons for:

       a.  Control over the remote (for a week).

       b.   A “boys night out”.

        c.  A “massage”.

  4.    Go on a “wacky date” — (bowling or ice skating).

Best Shopping You Can “Still” Do: ( stores open till 10pm ! )

  Fendi Russian Sable Coat   

Renee’s Ashley Baker’s Russian Sable Coat by Fendi ($181,000)

 Lexus Special Edition at Neiman Marcus (neimanmarcus.com) 

            

                                                                Lexus Neiman Marcus

                        Chanel #5 perfume  (fragrance.net)

Sona “faux” 80 ct diamond & ruby necklace (sona.com)

                                                                                                      Sona Faux Diamond Necklace

Ariel–award winning non-alcoholic wine               Ariel non-alcoholic wine  

             Magner’s Irish Cider        Magner’s Irish Cider (magnerscider.com)

                                                                          

                                                                             Vermont Mansion House Maple Syrup

Vermont Mansion House Maple Syrup  

                                                                                                      Sharper Image paper shredder               

     Sharper Image Desktop Paper Shredder

                                                                                                                                         Sears Wish Book             Sears “Wish Book”  for 2007

Best Santa Video:

PREVIEW: RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S BEST

December 1, 2007

RENEE’S BEST COLD WINTER WEAR:

                                                Mink earmuff      

Dennis Basso with Pamela Fiori

Dennis Basso coats

                                              Joan Collins

Pictured above Dennis Basso and friends at the opening of his new Madison Avenue store….(“The mink earmuffs aren’t Basso’s but I’m wearing them anyway because I want “that mink hearing”.)

BEST PBS SUNRISE CONCERT:

David Broza at Masada

Pictured above “David Broza at Masada” (airs December 2007, on PBS– check your local listings for day and time)

 BEST  “LIVE ACTION FIGURE”

                                                           Evel Knievel on Sports Illustrated                evel-knievel-jumping.jpg

                           “Good-bye Evel Knievel”

Most Expensive Friday: “Hear Me Now?”

November 19, 2007

Diamond cell phone $1.3 mil

                                   Diamond cell phone $1.3 mil

For Her:  “Can you hear me now?”

Diamond Cell Phone            Price: $1.3 million (dollars)