Posts Tagged ‘haute couture’

The Billion Dollar Charity…..

September 3, 2013

(no to Jeff Bezos and still no to Latifa)….

now….about….

THE BILLION DOLLAR BILL….($5 BILLION DOLLARS)….

5 billion dollars 2

OVER THE PAST FIVE YEARS I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE COST THE “FILM INDUSTRY” (aka THE MOVIE INDUSTRY) FIVE BILLION DOLLARS….HOW? EACH MOTION PICTURE THAT I COULD HAVE PRODUCED (AND STARRED IN AS THE LEADING LADY OPPOSITE A LEADING MAN) WOULD HAVE EARNED $1 BILLION DOLLARS OVER IT’S LIFETIME. DENVER IS THE REASON THAT I’VE BEEN OUT OF THE “MOVIE BUSINESS” FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS…AND….I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL “STAY OUT” OF THE “MOVIE INDUSTRY”….

now…..however….

I’LL TAKE….

Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking

NOW….

IMPORTANT SEPTEMBER CHARITIES….

Caroline Kennedy

Click on photo of Caroline Kennedy above to visit Caroline’s Charity (Fund For Public Schools)

Renee_Ashley_Bakers_mother_wearing_diamond_pendant_and_gold_rings

Click on photo of Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother above to visit TEF (The Erma Foundation)

and

re: MY RECOVERY

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in “recovery” (from a physical injury) for 3 to 5 years. I’ll probably enroll in “fashion design school” (in New York City) in the fall of 2014. (I’ll take maybe one class that meets one day per week). Until I enroll in design school I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be residing in The Hamptons….)

and more about why I’m out….

LET’S NOT FORGET

STRINGFELLOW HAWK aka Jan Michael Vincent BEFORE

Jan Michael Vincent 1

and Jan Michael Vincent AFTER

Jan Michael Vincent 2

There have been many “taken” by “drug dealers” (Heath Ledger, Amy Winehouse, Whitney Houston, Marie Osmond’s son, Tina Turner’s son, and Jan Michael Vincent (to name a few). Yes, these are just a few but there are many who “died in the gutters of downtown Los Angeles after “bleeding out” from “drug dealer wounds” ….This is “unacceptable” to Renee Ashley Baker so…I’m out tha business !

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Renee Ashley Baker’s Pay? NO TO TELEVISION (Yes To Chanel, Tiffany & Co, XM/Sirius, Fashion and Beauty Industry)

June 11, 2012

The MEN Who Own XM/Sirius (a radio show in Paris France)

Handbags by Tiffany & Co (and by Renee Ashley Baker ?)

and

The MEN Who Own Tiffany & Co

Renee Ashley Baker’s Fall/Winter Chanel…2012….(New York/Paris France)

and

The MEN WHO OWN CHANEL

and

The MEN WHO…..

Stealth Man O War…..(1000 + 1 ?)

AND AND AND

THE MEN who are with Janis Spindel
YES: To my dates with my “Janis Spindel Men” (He must be Caucasian/Jewish, He must be 50-70 years of age, He must be millionaire/billionaire, AND our first date? At Mr. CHOW’S in New York City (FOR PEKING DUCK)….

and, and , and

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RE: The “dumb creeps”: The Dumb Creeps attending the “dumb creeps seminar” in the Perrin Room at the Englewood Public Library….I say to you, “Mind your own “dumb business…I am not, not with any families…..

RE: My Apartment:
Oprah Winfrey will not, NOT be “paying for” any of my apartments, neither will Glenn, neither will Warner Bros and neither will Universal….and No to Catherine Zeta Jones….No to Steven Spielberg and No to Ridley Scott ….No to California

and NO TO THE MUSIC INDUSTRY (NO TO MADONNA)

and NO TO TELEVISION ….(no movies –and certainly NO television)

NO TO FOOTBALL…(NO ATHLETES)….

(Like I said above, I’ll be residing in Paris France working for Chanel….)

I HAVE A LAWSUIT TO SETTLE FIRST ….

Atlantis: The Final Countdown, The Royals, The Irish, and Luxury Goods for You….

July 8, 2011

3000 Sales Per Month Needed….

BUY my ebook “Irma’s House of Numbers”

     (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

CLICK LINK TO AMAZON http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=irma’s+house+of+numbers&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Airma’s+house+of+numbers&ajr=0

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Speaking of Atlantis…How about a “The Silkie” from Atlantis (below)

Mermaid (aka Silkie) by Stefanos….

 Speaking of “Silkies” (which are Irish) how about the McPeake’s for the Colorado Irish Festival….

 

   Speaking Of  THE ROYALS….in  CANADA

HRH Princess Kate stands next to Prince William wearing a fabulous maple leaf  hat !   “CANADA  MY  CANADA !”

       

AND 

SPEAKING OF  THE LIFE OF LUXURY

    How about Renee’s Luxury Goods….Renee Ashley Baker will move to Paris France and design luxury goods.  For ?  ….Hopefully…. a crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co (which will sell for $3000 and be carried by HRH Princess Kate Middleton), a train case/make up case called “The Irmigard” (for Louis Vuitton?) and a hatbox called “The Irmigard” ( for Hermes?).

and….Renee Ashley Baker’s  Favorite Luxury Goods?

  Jimmy Choo always

and

     Earrings!  I, Renee Ashley Baker, love earrings!  The ones on the “Gossip Girls” are fab-u-lous!  

 SHOUT OUT TO SHESSMART COM:  Where do the “Gossip Girls” get  those earrings!

And

     Though I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to design a line–a collection –of fine French bed linen, how about the “atelier” collections  from Elizabeth Allen and Olatz Schnabel (Olatz also makes a collection of fine linen for baby beds)….

fine linens by Elizabeth Allen

fine linens by Olatz

and….SHOUT OUT TO BOSTON….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE THERE!

 

FLAG OF BOSTON

 

and

 

 

then  came

Lil Kim….

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Happy Passover….The Trip….(plus guess who?)

April 20, 2011

 

Renee  Ashley  Baker’s  new    “Easter   Shoes”

 

 

 

p l u s

                                           ALTER   EGO ?

 

                                                                     oR

 

                                        EGO    ALTERED

 

 

a n d

 

HAPPY  PASSOVER  !!!

P L U S

SHOUT OUT TO MY MAGAZINE PUBLISHERS:

I,  Renee Ashley Baker,  would like the following magazines to “promote” my reality TV show (which  I am proposing for TLC and Netflix TV ):

    a.  Gentlemen’s Quarterly (GQ)

    b.   Esquire

   c.    Vanity Fair

   d.    Interview

    e.   Cosmopolitan

    f.    Town & Country

   g.   Architectural Digest

  h.    Harper’s Bazaar

  i.     Vogue

           among others. . . .

 

 plus

SHOUT OUT TO THE POLITICOS:

1.  I Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT endorse Donald Trump.

2.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT endorse President Obama.

3.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will BE MOVING to France to  design handbags (for Tiffany & Co? and Princess Kate Middleton ?) to launch my perfume line (with Chanel Corp  30/70 split?) and….and….to “Get Married”.

     And  So….

NEW VIEW  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id13.html

New York State of Mind: Travel To New York (A Trip Planning Guide). . . .

February 22, 2011

 SHOUT  OUT  TO  FBI  ( “IC3”)…. and

Shout Out To Mr. Horner, Mr. Fallenberg, Mr. Fitzgibbons,  Mr. Strang, and Mr. Lenzner:

                  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be hiring a private security service….

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Now….

 I.  Travel Agents:

     a.  Fisher’s Travel

  TRIP  PLANNING WEBSITES

 II.  Trip Packages

        a.  Lastminute.com

III.  Air Force Bargains

        a.  Kayak.com

IV.   Luxury Hotel Bargains

       a.  Jetsetter.com

       b.  VoyagePrive.com

      c.  Tablet.com

      d.  Orbitz.com

V.    Reserve A Restaurant

      a.  OpenTable.com

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite New York Restaurants:

        a.  Russian Tea Room

        b.  Tavern On The Green

        c.   The Four Seasons

 

and   for   TLC

SHOUT  OUT   TO   RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  TEAM:

“Team!   Attend   Hut !”

 

    I.  New York Hair  Stylists

         a.  Kenneth Salon

   II.  New York Make Up Artists

          a.  Cloutier

          b.  Celestine Agency

          c.  The Wall Group

          d.  Tracy Mattingly

          e.   The Magnet Agency

          f.   Alexis Vogel

       

The  Chanel Cosmetics Counter at Barney’s New York

III.  New York Manicurists/Pedicurists

          a.  Jin Soon Choi Natural Hand & Foot Spa

          b.  Nail Spa/Dorothy’s   Salon

          c.   Jeunnesse

  IV.  New York Stylists

          a.  Rachel Zoe

          b.  Phillip Bloch

           c.  Britt Bardo

          d.  Judy Lederman

          e.  Greta Monihan

           f.  Rebecca Wynberg

          g.  Lynn & Lea       

V.   New York Photographers

          a.  Steven Meisel

          b.   Mathew Vriens-McGrath

          c.   Pavel Antonov 

         d.    Mark Seliger

          f.    David Sims

         g.   Jeff  Lipsky

          h.  Max Vadukal

          i.   Nick  Knight

         j.   Wired  Image

VI.     New York Jewelers

           a.   Tiffany & Co

           b.   J.W.  Blue Group

(All the above named are “fabulous” IF  you can get an appointment . . . .)

 

SHOUT  OUT TO NEW YORK PUBLISHERS:

re:  “LIVE!  (In Progress)” 

           A  Fashion and Beauty Book by Renee Ashley Baker

        Once I arrive in  New York  — I,  Renee Ashley Baker, will send a “LIVE! (In Progress)” book proposal to 9 book publishers (including Plume/Penguin and Perigee/Berkley).

 P L U S 

SHOUT  OUT  TO  SIRIUS/ XM

                                     (“The Dog Star”)

        I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with the Chairmaen of Sirius/XM about my radio show  (from Paris France).   I’ll accept a salary of $500,000 a year , 52 shows per year, on a 3  year contract.

plus….

Handbags !

         

 SHOUT  OUT  TO  TIFFANY  & CO

            I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “meet with” the Chairman of Tiffany & Co (in New York) about my designing a “crocodile handbag”. . . .

 

SHOUT  OUT  TO  CHANEL  (in Paris France)

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with the Chairmen of Chanel Corporation (in Paris France)  about Renee Ashley Baker’s perfume line (30/70 profit split with Chanel)….

then….

Wedding Bells for Renee . . . .

           I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with Janis Spindel ( Matchmaker ) when I arrive in New York City.

SHOUT OUT GREAT NEW YORK….

Falling Water (Upstate New York)  by Frank Lloyd Wright

 plus

 

SHOUT OUT TO THE U.S. PASSPORT OFFICE:

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in to “get an expedited passport”.    I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING to France.  I, Renee Ashley Baker will become a CITIZEN of France (Renee Ashley Baker will apply for citizenship and Renee Ashley Baker will NOT be returning to the United States)….

 

re:   “12  DOCUMENTS”

500-1000 Orders Needed (at $297 per order)

“NO” to Arnold Schwarzenegger.   (Arnold Schwarzenegger will NOT buy the  “movie” rights nor the “TV”  rights to the Renee Ashley Baker story and Arnold  Schwarzenegger will NOT  produce the Renee Ashley Baker story. 

 Still “NO” to Madonna (Madonna  will NOT Direct any projects for Renee Ashley Baker).  No to Angelina Jolie, and “No”  to ALL OTHERS who Renee Ashley Baker has previously said “NO” to.

 

SHOUT  OUT  TO ROLLS ROYCE  OF  FRANCE. . . . 

“Renee Ashley Baker WILL be  there !”

Fashion Night Out: In New York City by Renee Ashley Baker

October 1, 2010

  visit my new website at:  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

                                 above, Chanel couture 2010

Vogue editor Anna Wintour (at Fashion’s Night Out 2010 NYC) 

 Some goings on at Fashion’s Night Out 2010 NYC

and

what about . . . .

Fashion’s  Best Dressed List?

They are:

British First Lady Samantha Cameron

Princess Mary of Denmark (born in Hobart Tasmania) 

Princess Mafalda of  Hesse

Princess Diane von Furstenberg

SHOUT OUT TO:  PRINCESS VON FURSTENBERG 

    I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking for a fashion designer to manufacture a pure silk tee (a 100% silk t-shirt) featuring “Renee Ashley Baker’s INSIGNIA/SYMBOL”.   How bout it Princess?  Let’s have lunch in New York.  (I love Chinese food so shall we say Phillippe?)

T-shirts To be sold at:  Neiman Marcus and Barney’s ?????

plus

2nd     SHOUT OUT  TO ______ (????)

     I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking for a women’s wear manufacturer to manufacture a 100% cotton tee (t-shirt) that will also feature “Renee Ashley Baker’s INSIGNIA/SYMBOL”.

T-shirt To be sold at:  Lord & Taylor, Dillards, Robinson’s, The Broadway, Nordstrom ?????

T-shirts also To be sold :  On Renee Ashley Baker’s websites

and . . . .

above, Mrs. Ashley, Renee Ashley Baker’s  MOTHER  (wearing her 24kt  gold rings and real diamond pendant) 

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, have only one mother (she is pictured above). . . .

         I, Renee Ashley Baker,  am always talking about my mother—Mrs. Ashley–because she had such great style.  Even when she went to the bank –on King’s Highway in St. Louis–she looked like she stepped out of the pages of Vogue magazine (and I don’t think my mother had ever,  in her life,  even  SEEN  a Vogue or Harper’s Bazaar magazine).  My mother–Mrs. Ashley–had a bank full of money and she spent it–at Stix, Baer, Fuller and Famous Barr  (in St. Louis ) and at Neusteders and Denver Dry( in Denver).  Like I’ve stated previously my mother–Mrs. Ashley– bought– paid for–two houses.   My mother’s house in St. Louis was a mini-mansion that was brought over piece by piece from France in the 1920’s.  it had four bedrooms, a fireplace and mantel in every room, and gold leaf wallpaper on the walls (like they have in the palaces of Europe).  My mother spent many hours watching her favorite soap operas  “Edge of Night” and “Secret Storm” while sitting in her white Queen’s chair  (that came from Famous Barr).

    

 

 

 

 

 Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to New York City !

( above, Chanel couture 2008 and below,  Carey Mulligan on Vogue wearing  Chanel couture 2010)

SHOUT OUT TO MAGAZINE PUBLISHERS:

Photographs of Renee Ashley Baker (taken by DeSciose ) will be available (for sale)  to:  Vogue, Harper’s Bazaar, Vanity Fair, Glamour, Cosmopolitan, Elle, Mademoiselle, Marie Claire, Style, Life & Style, W, In Touch Weekly, Interview, Gotham, New York, Detour, Maxim, FHM,  Art & Antiques, Modern Photography, and  Newsweek Magazine and  US Magazine.

 

Renee Ashley Baker is “looking for a husband” ( in Colorado, in New York, in Canada, in Europe)

“The Godfather” ( ION TV MEMORIAL DAY )plus hear my song “Dueling Matchmakers” plus “WEEKENDER: The Big Girl’s Guide To Weekends”

May 16, 2010

 

                                                  an  infant

 

plus

 

The  Angel  Michael

 

equals . . . .

                                         Great Italian Opera

                                                        by

                                               Mario   Puzo

 

                                                    and by

                                      Francis   Ford   Coppola

 

                                          “The   Godfather”

                                         ( OPEN   LETTER )

TO:  Daily Variety, The Hollywood Reporter, The New York Times, Entertainment Tonight, RadarOnline.com, SplashNews.com, Popeater.com, AFI, NYU(Film School) and AMPAS:

FROM:  Renee Ashley Baker

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER,  will not be doing any motion picture projects with Talia Shire, Carmine Coppola, Sophia Coppola, Francis Ford Coppola, nor Nicolas Cage.   Having said that–I will now tell you a story—as follows:  

YEARS AGO, I came to meet someone (a WOMAN) who talked incessantly about a very famous person (A  HISTORICAL FIGURE) whom she said she felt a strong “connection” to.    She–“this WOMAN”– talked also about herself and about how she was “connected to”   (related to)  a very famouos showbusiness family (The Coppolas).    This WOMAN continued to talk telling me something even more astonishing:  That she — and her children–had been involved in a landmark State Supreme Court Case in a state located in the southern part of the United States.    A court case  that involved what they used to  call “race relations”.    A  court case that would –even now–astonish the world.   I do NOT know whether this WOMAN  actually is a relative of the Coppola family–I do believe (after recently watching “Godfather I”  and  “Godfather III”  on television)  that Sophia Coppola should portray “this WOMAN”  in a motion picture.    That Sophia Coppola should also write and direct this motion picture.    Although I wish to have NO  involvement with the project–Sophia  Coppola should title the motion picture “HOW THE  HUMMINGBIRD FLIES”. . . . 

  Strange as it seems 

  Frozen in time 

  Both a yes and a no

  Both the truth and a lie

  Strange as it seems

  An astonishment to the eyes 

  Frozen in mid-air 

 Is how the Hummingbird flies…. 

 “HOW  THE  HUMMINGBIRD  FLIES” 

                          by

            Renee Ashley Baker

  Copyright by Renee Ashley Baker 

            ALL RIGHTS RESERVED  

  p.s.  I’d like to have the dress and earrings Sophia Coppolla wore in the last scene of “Godfather III” .  I’d like  to wear that dress and earrings  when I attend  the Paris Opera….

(now   listen)

 

 

         LISTEN TO:  “Dueling Matchmakers” by Renee Ashley Baker      MUST  ADJUST  VOLUME!!!   (now click link below)

DUELING MATCHMAKERS by Renee Ashley Baker

 

AND   NOW….Chanel

(above Chanel’s “Resort Collection 2010”)

  ARE YOU….

Planning a weekend with Your Guy  on a yacht or at a swanky hotel?   Don’t forget the FAUX….

 

 

 

It’s  FAUX ….  but  FABULOUS !

(above, Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite New York wig maker Joseph Fleischer.  His famous faux “hair put ons” are  FABULOUS!) 

 plus….Wishing For Angel’s Hair?????

try “Style by Jaclyn Smith”

and….new to the faux?

   No way….

(Long time wig wearer  Kim Zolciak, above,  is launching her own wig line “K-Z Wigs”.  Hey Kim!  I want one of your  “KZ ” wigs….plus…I love your party  song….)

Anything else?  Yup…. 

Don’t forget the faux glow:

(don’t leave the city without visiting Faux Glow spray tan salon in New York)

plus….are you

Shading What’s Fabulous?

Louis Vuitton’s 2010 Sunglass Collection will help you…. 

plus….

How to Pack  What’s Fabulous….

pack  Chanel’s  Weekender Rollaboard (of course)….

and ….

For evenings that are fabulous….

Samantha Thavasa Handbags (for nite)

and finally….

Finding Whose Fabulous….

(above Barbie Adler owner of Selective Search  Matchmaking Service on Park Avenue in New York)

 “Ode to Ken”

 by

 Renee Ashley Baker

copyright 2010 by Renee Ashley Backer 

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(set to the music of “Venus If You Will”

(verse)

Barbie if you will

  please find me Ken

 I promise to fulfill

Do help me win

 I only need a friend

 Oh Barbie can you find me Ken

Fashion Week: Renee Ashley Baker’s Week in Paris….

January 27, 2010

CLAIR’S FAVORITE DESIGNERS….

Christian Louboutin….

Christian Dior….

PLUS….

MY FUNNY VALENTINE PHOTOGRAPHY CONTEST…

FOR CONTEST RULES CLICK WORDS “MY FUNNY VALENTINE PHOTOGAPHY CONTEST” BELOW….

MY FUNNY VALENTINE PHOTOGRAPHY CONTEST

Fashion Week/Paris France:Women’s Page by Renee Ashley Baker

October 10, 2009
Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Xero79 (on Flickr)

Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Xero79 (on Flickr)

Renee Ashley Bakers  Aristocrat by Aristocrat (on Flickr)

Renee Ashley Baker's Aristocrat by Aristocrat (on Flickr)

CHANEL meets the ‘Bardot Beehive’….

Chanel Spring 2010

Chanel Spring 2010

Fashion Week Front Row at Chanel Marie-Josee

Fashion Week Front Row at Chanel Marie-Josee

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “I, Renee Ashley Baker, want front row tickets to fashion week and….I want to KISS DANIEL CRAIG and KISS MEL GIBSON TOO)

Plus…More (Moore) Woman Size Couture?

Balmain spring 2010 2

Balmain spring 2010 2

Christian Dior spring 2010 2

Christian Dior spring 2010 2

Christian Dior spring 2010 1

Christian Dior spring 2010 1

plus–remember–“They Don’t Know Where It’s At”

https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com/2007/08/27/history-monday-they-dont-know-where-its-at/

FASHION WEEK: The Women’s Page by Renee Ashley Baker

September 23, 2009

WOMAN SIZE TALENT: TAYLOR SWIFT RARE GOLD

Taylor Swift Rare Gold

Taylor Swift Rare Gold

WOMAN SIZE STEPPING: Renee Ashley Baker’s Choos

Jimmy Choo Fall/Winter 2009

Jimmy Choo Fall/Winter 2009

WOMAN SIZE RUSSIAN

Vogue Russia October 2009

Vogue Russia October 2009

WOMAN SIZE SAINTLY HOOD:

BLACK:  St. Johns Little Black Dress

BLACK: St. John's "Little Black Dress"

WOMAN SIZE SIGNALING:

Nanette LaPore Couture

Nanette LaPore Couture

WOMAN SIZE SOCIALITING:

Renee Ashley Bakers Winter White Chanel as modeled by Claudia Schiffer

Renee Ashley Baker's "Winter White Chanel" as modeled by Claudia Schiffer

WOMAN SIZE METROPOLITAN:

Claudia Schiffer at Metropolitan Museums Model as Muse Fashion Extravaganza in August 2009

Claudia Schiffer at Metropolitan Museum's "Model as Muse" Fashion Extravaganza in August 2009

WOMAN SIZE SCOOTERING:

Christie Brinkley Always Ageless

Christie Brinkley Always Ageless

WOMAN SIZE GIVING:

Marie Osmond Goes Read For Women

Marie Osmond "Goes Read For Women"

WOMAN SIZE READING:

10 10 10 by Suzy Welch

"10 10 10" by Suzy Welch

WOMAN SIZE SPRINTING:

Glamour 100 Meter Run in Berlin

Glamour 100 Meter Run in Berlin

Glamours 100 Meter Run in Berlin

Glamour's 100 Meter Run in Berlin

WOMAN SIZE CALLING:

Renee Ashley Bakers AT&T Blackjack by Samsung

Renee Ashley Baker's AT&T Blackjack by Samsung

WOMAN SIZE GIVING:

Miss Virginia Shaves Head For Charity?

Miss Virginia Shaves Head For Charity?

WOMAN SIZE PARENTING:

Freckles as done by Jullianne Moore

Freckles as done by Jullianne Moore

WOMAN SIZE EXERCISE:

Renees Exercise Instructor Jonathan Urla (hes Ukrainian)

Renee's Exercise Instructor Jonathan Urla (he's Ukrainian)

WOMAN SIZE HEALTHY: Renee Ashley Baker’s Vitamin Drink

One A Day For Women

One A Day For Women

WOMAN SIZE HOME SAUNA:

LuxSauna Infrared Heat Home Sauna

LuxSauna Infrared Heat Home Sauna

WOMAN SIZE BEAUTY: Renee Ashley Baker’s Chanel Cosmetics:

Chanel Lipstick Pallette

Chanel Lipstick Pallette

WOMAN SIZE TOTEING: Renee Ashley Baker’s Chanel Carry All

Chanel Multipurse

Chanel Multipurse

WOMAN SIZE CREAMY: Renee Ashley Baker’s Face Cream:

Creme De La Mer

Creme De La Mer

TO THE WORLDWIDE PRESS/MEDIA AND TO MY READERS (IN 80 COUNTRIES AND 50 STATES….)

Just so that all of my “readers” and “fans” know “the deal”…I “am” looking for a man–caucasian–to live with in Germany. And–I’m looking on Eharmony, Match.com,Chemistry.com and Matt’s Little Black Book (NYC). I’ll post all “results” on this Blog!

2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be residing in Germany and Monaco Monte Carlo for the next 1-5 years. (I plan to ask Prince Albert for a “title”. How about “Commandette of the Empire of the Principalities”? ).

3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have Ford Modeling Agency in New York City represent me as “Spokes Model” for 20 Companies (plus Swarovski of Austria to design a line of jewelry boxes “Pandora’s Box”)

4. I, Renee Ashey Baker, still say “NO”: No to TMZ, No to Fox 31, No to David Geffen, No to Madonna, No to Gale Hurd, No to Gail Katz, No to Warner, No to Warner Bros, No to Warner Books, No to Universal, No to Grammercy, No to MCA/Farm, No to rappers, No to rap music, No to the music industry, No to CBS.