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STATEMENT TO: #TMZ, #Judiciary Report, #Daily Variety, #Hollywood Reporter, PISS ON THE GRAMMY AWARDS (I Won’t Be Watching)

February 3, 2015

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SHOUT OUT TO ALL READERS:
This Blog “ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER” has surpassed 2,900,000 views!

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MY STATEMENT
by
Renee Ashley Baker

Gail’s/Gale’s business (“Showbusiness”) is finally DEAD! It’s been driven over by a TRUCK. (Renee Ashley Baker’s business is going to be “the fashion industry” and “the champagne industry”).

It was on a “movie location” that Gail’s/Gale’s business got killed.

Two days ago rap music producer Suge Knight killed his best friend and a “walk-on player” (i.e. a Crip “Star” in the making). I hate to say it again—but—I told you so. Is this (“Violent Gang Bangers”) really what killed the “entertainment industry”?

(Rap and R & B is NOT SELLING; although Country Music is exploding; I suspect to “counter” rap music and its BORRING R & B stars. I suspect music is about to go “all streaming services” and this–is going to “deflate” the “overblown music industry even more. Yes, I said “overblown” because the music industry has REPLACED THE MOVIE INDUSTRY as America’s “HEART”. FYI: The Movie Industry is BROKE; the AMC Theatre Chain went bankrupt and had to be sold to the Chinese; and Tim Hutton has a TV series–albeit a GOOD one. I, Renee Ashley Baker, suspect that “rumored” drug user Johnny Depp has moved Tim Hutton and Harrison Ford OFF the big screen. Get my drift?)

NOW, this “drug dealer infused” rap and R & B “music industry” wants to MOVE INTO the movie business but…it does NOT have any respect for the “movie industry”. So, you get Black rapper (Dr. Dre) starting a fight–a physical assault–that resulted in a murder (of Terry Carter, 55) and an attempted murder (of Cle “Bone” Sloan, 51). The “Crips” have been known to “harass” movie productions (remember Tupac Shakur’s physical assault on a movie producer?). The “Crips” now, though are harassing their OWN movie productions! And, this is why I, Renee Ashley Baker, refuse to set up “movie productions”. I don’t want Black rappers–and their shoot em ups and their garbage–in my life. I suspect that since Dr. Dre started an “assault” (on Suge Knight) that resulted in a murder attempt by Suge Knight (on Bone) that both Dr. Dre and Suge Knight will be charged with MURDER! (Aren’t both these rappers worth over $100 Million Dollars? What did they make all that money for? To spend their lives in prison?….)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, do NOT want any actors “harmed” in a GANG RUMBLE. And I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t want to be a “Crip Star”. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, am not, NOT a Gang Member). So–so long and farewell to “the movie industry” (which actually is Tom Cruise’s because he’s been carrying it, by himself, on his shoulders for several years now). I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not NOT be working in the music industry either; so, NO USAGE, NO SALE, AND NO COVERS on all songs written by Renee Ashley Baker. Also–no to TV, I, Renee Ashley Baker, do not want to do a TV Show No to CBS, No to ABC, and No to NBC….(NO TO LIL UGLY L L COOL J….)

BACKSTORY: “They All Keep Saying The Name Gail/Gale” in connection with showbusiness….
(Gail Winfrey, Gale Hurd, Gail Katz) ….

If something–if an industry is with Gail/Gale then it’s not NOT going to be Renee Ashley Baker’s too. I, Renee Ashley Baker do not NOT want what Gail/Gale has too. So, I , Renee Ashley Baker will work in the fashion industry and in the champage industry by myself. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will work for Erma French Perfume and Design/ReneeAB9 and for Chateau CP Wines LLC

Paris France Eiffel Tower

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will set up office space in paris France for my companies:

1. Erma French Perfume & Design and ReneeAB9 Men’s Line, and
2. Chateau CP Wines LLC

Hopefully The Wertheimers will own 70% of Erma French Perfume and Design and ReneeAB9
(CP Irrevocable Trust will own 30% of Erma French Perfume and Design and ReneeAB9)
Hopefully The Rothschilds (Rothschild Group) will own 40% of Chateau CP Wines LLC
(CP Irrevocable Trust will own 60% of Chateau CP Wines LLC)

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BECOME A CITIZEN OF FRANCE

NO TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS/INTERSCOPE

PISS ON CHRISTINA AGUILLERA (AN UGLY CHIHUAHUA BUTT FACED CREEP)….PISS ON MADONNA (MADONNA AND CHRISTINA AGUILLERA ARE NOT GOING TO GET WHAT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER DOES AND I’M TIRED OF “POOR DENVER” SAYING THIS)…MADONNA IS A “WIFE STEALLING CREEP” WHOSE KABALLA STOLE SOMEBODY’S FASHION DESIGN COMPANY (L. WREN SCOTT’S)…AND STILL “NO” TO MADONNA, NO TO CHARLIZE THERON, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO MELANIE GRIFFITH, NO TO ANTONIO BANDERAS, NO TO JADA PINKETT, NO TO LATIFAH, NO TO RIANNA, NO TO NICKI MANAJ, NO TO LIL KIM, NO TO JILL SCOTT, NO TO SEAN PUFFY COMBS, NO TO JAY-Z, AND NO TO BEYONCE. NO TO OPRAH WINFREY… AND…. PISS ON THAT DENVER/LOS ANGELES ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY….NO TO FOOTBALL !

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Fashion Week New York 2014–Day 10: Women of the Year! (And What They Wore!) Jackie Kennedy Onassis, Michelle Obama, Barbra Streisand, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother, etc etc etc

September 12, 2014

jackie-kennedy-onassis couture

Above, First Lady Jackie Kennedy and that “fabulous” Jackie Kennedy style!

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Above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma)

So, Fashion Week New York 2014 has come and gone. I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking forward to next year; but–oh wait—I WON’T be here next year; Hopefully–I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in Paris France—attending fashion design school and launching my new company ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN—(hopefully with The Wertheimers aka the owners of Chanel). Hopefully–I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “going on dates” –with 52 MEN–that’s a date every Saturday night–and in Paris France!!!

the beautiful Mrs A at a party in the Hamptons

Above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma) at a party in The Hamptons (on Long Island). This photo was taken 30 years after the top photo was taken (doesn’t Mommy look great!)

NOW….

MOORE WOMEN OF THE YEAR

AND….

WHAT THEY WORE!

Michelle Obama by Annie Leibovitz

Above, First Lady Michelle Obama, photographed looking “elegant”, by Annie Leibovitz

Barbra Streisand December 1969

Above Barbra Streisand, December 1969….
And below Barbra, fabulous singer/actress/director that she is, as she accepts the Glamour Women of the Year Award 2014 “Lifetime Achievement”….

Barbra Streisand accepts award

Ameerah Al Taweel 1

Above, Princess Ameerah Al-Taweel (Princess and “Talent Manager”)

Hadeel Ibrahim

Above Hadeel Ibrahim
(Below Hadeel with Harry Belafonte at launch of the New Africa Center in New York; Hadeel, by the way, is the wife of finance magnate Mo Ibrahim)

Dr. Prescious Moloi Motsepe AFI fashion week

Above, Dr. Prescious Moloi Motseipe, the “brains” behind AFI Fashion Week
(Prescious is married to one of South Africa’s first Black billionaires).

Mukesh Ambani

Mukesh Ambani house

Above, Socialite Mukesh Ambani and her “Palace” in Mumbai….

Lady Rothschild Portrait of a Lady

Above, Lady Rothschild as she remakes the famous “1919” portrait “Portrait of a Lady”….

Melinda Gates

Above, Melinda Gates appears at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards 2014

Malala

Above, the wonderful Malala Yousafzai accepts her award at Glamour’s Women of the Year Awards 2014

And, “Je te presente”

(that is– saving the GREATEST for last….)

THE QUEEN!

Queen Elizabeth fashions 2014

Queen Elizabeth ii wearing royal purple

AND….NOW…RENEE SUGGESTS WHAT THEY SHOULD WEAR ….

Chanel look 47

The Look to wear now….Chanel’s “Look #47” (and the guy looks, looks, looks….so SEXY!)

Ferragamo Fiamma Bag

Above, Ferragamo’s “Fiamma Bag” (Modeled by the Portier Sisters aka the daughters of actor, legend Sidney Portier…..Sidney is a “Moore”…IS he some kin to me?)

Paul Ka white bow cocktail dress

Above, Paul Ka’s white cocktail party extravaganza….

JIMMY-CHOO-GOLD-EMBLISH-2014

Above, Jimmy Choo’s gold “embellished” sandal…

Chanel cosmetics counter

Above, all the goodies sold at the Chanel cosmetics counter (for tres parfait) AND JEWELERY TO WEAR WITH IT ALL? WHY “DEBEERS” OF COURSE…..

BELOW “COLORED DIAMONDS” BY DEBEERS

Debeers colored diamond rings

AND TO CELEBRATE! (WHAT ELSE BUT MOET!)

Moet and Chandon

(P.S. Bloggers are welcome to “link to this Blog” however….this Blog will be “promoted” advertised, mentioned in full page ads that I’ll run in Parade Magazine. The “ads” will promote the Renee Ashley Baker VLOG (“For Men Only”)

NOW….

SHOUT OUT TO BANKS….

What Style! I, Renee Ashley Baker, suggest that you put “NO COVER” tags on all your songs at the copyright office (so that no talents Rihanna can’t steal your signature).
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, also suggest that you sign with Sony, Virgin Records or Bertelsmann (if you’re not with a major label already).
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, must state that you are “ready” to become the next Maureen McGovern/Celine Dione (aka Muse of the “movie song”)….HERE THAT ALL YOU PRODUCER’S OUT IN HOLLYWOOD …..
(fortunately I, Renee Ashley Baker, am headed for France and the Fashion Industry….)

As I have stated on this BLOG many times, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT be working in the movie industry but will instead work in “the French Perfume and Design Industry” (I’ll also become a citizen of France and give up citizenship of the United States). However, However, If, one day, I, Renee Ashley Baker, change my mind, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will work–in movies– on the following terms:

1. HE (the head of CAA) will have to sign Renee Ashley Baker to an exclusive contract whereby I, Renee Ashley Baker, would use CAA Talent “exclusively” for my motion picture productions.
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have to be the “Executive Producer” of all of the Renee Ashley Baker motion picture productions.
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “set up” at either Disney Studios or at News Corp/20th Century Fox or I may help some MEN (from India) build their “movie studio”.
4. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will reside in France (and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “give up citizenship” of the United States and will become a “citizen of France”).
5. NO TO RICHARD GERE AND NO TO ICM (ICM NEEDS TO BE IN JAIL); ALSO NO TO CLINT EASTWOOD AND NO TO OPRAH WINFREY. ALSO NO TO OPRAH’S “OWN” channel …NO TO MADONNA AND NO TO ALL “OTHERS” THAT I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO. INCLUDING “NO” TO MERYL STREEP.

CAA

I, Renee Ashley Baker, took the above photo (of myself) last night (on 9/4/2014). Can you guess how I did it? I think the photo came out BEAUTIFUL and with #NO FILTER! (Selfie taken not with an iphone). Now….Shout out to SAM FINE:

Hi Sam:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing Fashion Fair’s Crème Foundation in the above Selfie. I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been wearing your Fashion Fair Crème Foundation (in Brown Glo or Brown Blaze Glo) since it first came on the market. However, it doesn’t work for “HD/High Def” digital photography (especially the one for oily skin). Can you come up with a “foundation” liquid, crème, or crème/powder combo that will work for high def photography? Maybe something that could be applied with one of the new foundation application “buffing/blending” brushes? (Cover Girl is Crap).

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFULLY WITH THE WERTHEIMERS)….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER CURRENTLY RESIDES IN EAST HAMPTON. NOW VISIT RENEE ON MYSPACE….

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NOW VISIT….ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN (ON TUMBLR)…CLICK LOGO BELOW….

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BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

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RENEE’S….NEW SONG….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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VIEW “RENEE GOES TO PARIS FRANCE”….(A NEW “GO PRO” CHANNEL….FROM EUROPE!)
click link below to view:
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UClOQkosBB9RokG5PFyZdJMQ

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Louis Vutton phone case

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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Announcement

Queen Mary 2

Did I say that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “sailing” to France aboard the Queen Mary 2? YES, I will and I’ll be making, filming (digitally) a “Documentary” of my trip. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to give this Documentary (free of charge) to Direct TV Video On Demand….so that it can be a “freebie for their audience….

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MY PUBLICIST…
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HOPING TO HIRE KCD WORLDWIDE…..I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING MY “FIRST PUBLICITY” TO BE MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S ENROLLMENT IN FASHION SCHOOL IN PARIS”….OR MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IN HER FABULOUS HOME OVERLOOKING THE MEDITTERANEAN”….WHAT A STORY!

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MY ANSWER IS STILL “NO” TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS ….

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:
http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

I said NO

P.S. STILL NO TO OPRAH WINFREY….OPRAH WINFREY IS NOT COMING ON THE QUEEN MARY 2 WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, happen to favor Cate Blanchett, at this time, as well as Helen Merrin. My old favorites are Helen Hayes, and the great actress/director/singer Barbra Streisand (to name a few).

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Because I have been “bothered” by the Englewood Public Library about Oprah Winfrey, I have to request that Oprah Winfrey “stay away from me”…..No to ICM, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Christina Aguillera, No to Jessica Alba. Johnny Depp has to “stay away” from Renee Ashley Baker too….No to Lil Kim and No to Beyoncé too and NO to Rihanna, and No to Nicky Manaj. And I’ve Had To “Threaten” Charlize Theron so that she could not be “forced into a payroll” by Englewood City Employees such as Aimee, Jennifer, and Kara and Pat. “NO” to all others that Renee Ashley Baker has said “NO” to.

5TH — Fifth Novel Serial by Renee Ashley Baker (Untitled or Title Secret Contingency)

February 6, 2013

Youre Fired

Everyone and Anyone who reads this blog knows of my tendancy to “BOIL OVER”. I want to explain to those who are not in showbusiness that it is illegal–a FEDERAL CRIME –to tell anyone in showbusiness what to do. You cannot tell a writer which publisher to be published by; you cannot tell a movie producer who to cast in his/her motion picture; you cannot tell a “songwriter” who to “give a song to”; you cannot tell someone like myself to forget/forgo an “entertainment conglomerate” and instead become an “indie” and set up a “production company” with “investment banking or hedgefund financing”. (Investment Bankers and Bankers make millions and millions of dollars in fees and interest).

Anyway–the above fiction paragraphs are from my fifth–MY 5th–“novel trilogy” (the fourth being my new “Inspector Jenny” trilogy and the fifth being the one above which is still untitled or “Title Secret Contingency”).

There are many many fine “A-List” movie directors (the DGA must have over 1,000 members).

If–IF–I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Leading Lady” in my movies (and I will be) then, I will select, as my leading men: Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, Val Kilmer, Richard Gere, Kevin Costner, Leo DiCaprio, Ian McGregor, Will Smith, Nathan Lane, Ben Kingsly, Ian McKlellan, Gene Hackman, Robert Duval, Dustin Hoffman, Daniel Craig, and Sean Connery.

If–If I am casting actresses (and I’m only casting actresses for one or maybe two or posibly three of the five trilogies) I have–on my list: Cate Blanchett, Annette Benning, Sigourney Weaver, Susan Sarandon, Rene Russo, Renee Zellweger, Sandra Bullock, Jessica Lange, Sharon Stone, Ashley Judd, Kate Hudson, Natalie Portman, Nicole Kidman, Meg Ryan, Julianne Moore, Julie Andrews, Sarah Jessica Parker, Ann Hathaway, Emma Thompson , Dame Judi Dench, Dame Helen Mirren, and of course (Duchess ?) Barbra Streisand….

IF and WHEN….IF and WHEN….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available” to “COMPLETE THESE NOVELS” I hope they’ll be “published” by HARPER COLLINS (no to Simon & Schuter).

I hope they’ll be published by Harper Collins under my PROPOSED “exclusive” 10 year, $25 Million Dollar a year “UMBRELLA DEAL” with NEWS CORP/20th Century Fox.

Signed
Renee Ashley Baker / Renee AB 9

P.S. I’ll only “write” if–IF I’m residing in my house in France in 2014 (Until then I’ll be residing in Washington DC during 2013 being a “Socialite”. By the way The Wertheimers and The Rothschilds stay ON)….

P.S. P.S. THEY’RE FIRED: NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, No to Charlize Theron, NO to Meryl Streep, No to Madonna, NO to Melanie Griffith, NO to Oprah Winfrey, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to ICM, NO to California and NO to all other’s that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to. (I am “firing” all of these people because Denver and other “non-showbusiness” CRUD keeps trying to “cast my movies” (while insulting and threatening members of my family). These Cowtown/Shantytown (DENVER) fools keep trying to “run a company with my INTELLECTUAL properties” (when I keep saying “NO”)….

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Estate in France

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Fourth of July 2010: “Happy 4th of July” by Renee Ashley Baker

June 27, 2010
 
 
 
AND    SO
 
 
 
 
  
 
(Old  Glory)
 
   
 (President  John  F Kennedy)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
REPLAY:  Mad Dogs and Englishmen
 
Click Link 1:
Click Link 2:
 
 
Plus
 
(Devil Eggs With Caviar)
 
 
RECIPES  (BELOW):
 
Patriotic Father:  “Harvard Beets” (from The New York Times)
 
Patriotic Mother: “Irma’s  Onion Sandwiches”  (from The New York Times)
 
 
THE   PATRIOT:
(Mel  Gibson)
 
 
PATRIOTIC  QUIZ: 
  
 
UNCLE  SAM:  LOUIS  BOSTON
(Patriotic Louis of Boston)
 
  ARTHUR   FIEDLER 
 
 
(Patriotic  Art)
 
 
HONORED  (FINALLY!)
(Women’s  Air Force Service Pilots )
(Wasps  WWII) 
 
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  FLYING MEN: 
 
 
 (U.S. Air Force Thunderbirds) 
 
 
 
(U.S.  Navy Blue Angels) 
 
 
(Maverick and Ice Man)
 
 
 FOR OUR INDEPENDENCE: 
 “Ready?  Eyes Right!”  says, Caroline Miller a seventh generation West  Point  grad. . . .
 
 
Renee Ashley Baker’s Crown Jewels
“HAPPY  BIRTHDAY  PRINCE WILLIAM”
(from Renee Ashley Baker) 
 
 
(Prince  Harry  Ooops!)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 and more royals
 
 ROYAL    NUPTUALS 
 
 
A Royal Wedding That Was. . . .
 
(Crown Princess Victoria of Sweden with new husband Daniel Westling)
 
 
 A Royal Wedding To Be. . . .
(Crown Prince Albert of Monaco with fiance Charlene Wittstock) 
 
A Paramount Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words:

  (Wedding of Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford)

A Million Dollar Wedding Cake (from Delicious Cakes of Tx)

 
 
SOME  MORE  PATRIOTS:

Art Linkletter: "Kids Say The Darndest Things

“Good-bye  Art Linkletter”  (from Renee Ashley Baker)

“Good-bye Dennis Hopper” (from Renee Ashley Baker)

 

  “Good-bye Jimmy –Big Bad John–Dean” (from Renee Ashley Baker)    

and

“Good-bye  Senator Byrd — with Erma”  (from Renee Ashley Baker)

 

Musical Tribute from Buddy Greene 

VIEW VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=880OS3D9RFg

 

 PATRIOTIC    COLORS :

 Red, White & Blue Website

(Janine Turner’s   ConstitutingAmerica .org) 

 

Red, White & Blue Sushi from Massa ?

(Renee Ashley Baker is a member of “Gossip Girl” ON FACEBOOK) 

 

Red, White & Blue Karolinas

(smokin white hot . . . . 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 . . . . and Royal purple Kurkova )

and

 

   Paris. . . .She’s   The  Best !  

               plus

 

 PATRIOTS WHO ARE  RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  FAVORITES. . . .

 (Jimmy/James Cagney as “Yankee Doodle Dandy”) 

VIEW VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLMbQyk64gQ

 

(Mathew Savage  pianist/prodigy does “7 Up”) 

 VIEW VIDEO:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8yrxadI1tE

(Greyson Michael Chance covers Lady Ga Ga)

VIEW  VIDEO:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxDlC7YV5is

(Lin Yu Chun eclipses them all)

VIEW VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3qZTFrkNVc

PRODIGY:

(Barbra !) 

 

FOR  MOTHER:

(CLICK  LINK:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrzr4R3LpsQ)

 

FOR  FATHER:

(CLICK  LINK:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo9riZYUpTw)

BELOW:   “HIS”   1953 Buick. . . . photographed by Renee Ashley Baker

 FOR  AMERICA  &   RUSSIA:  (Red, White & Blue)

CLICK  LINK:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rk78eCIx4E

 

FOR  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER:

FIRST–A  WEDDING. . . .

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will get married to a handsome and successfull Jewish (or non-Jewish) man.  Renee Ashley Baker will wear Jimmy Choo’s  white satin wedding shoes (pictured above)  

   RENEE   ASHLEY  BAKER   AS  DESIGNER. . . .

 

  I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to design a collection  as follows: 

1.  A hatbox for Hermes named, “Irmgard”  (because my Mother-Mrs.  B–loved hats) 

2.  A Train Case/Make Up Case for Louis Vuitton

3.   Crocodile Handbags for Samantha Thavasa

 IN  NEW YORK: (FOR  RENEE ASHLEY BAKER)

1.  Rothschild Bank

2.  The Weinstein Company

3.  Chanel

4.  Jimmy Choo

5.  Eleanor Lambert’s PR people (to handle my “social calendar)

6.  Andrew Glassman and “High Society”

  7.  FORD  MODELING  AGENCY (spokes modeling for  General Motors  Fisker  Karma)

Renee Ashley Baker’s   Symphony: 

 (New York  Philharmonic) 

VIEW  VIDEO:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JQ-MP116v8

   RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  KNIGHT:

                  (Sir Noel Coward) 

(“Good-bye Sir Edward M Kennedy”)

  VIEW  VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgcTHf3tbtc

plus…. 

 

 

 

 

“GrandPa  Dances  A  Jig”   (Or  maybe  a date for  Renee ?)

VIEW  VIDEO:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

 

“Did He Say Monkey?”

  VIEW  VIDEO:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

 

NOW. . . . FOR  “THE  RECIPES”

 

 

 

 

 

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S DEVIL EGGS (WITH  CAVIAR )

     Order at: http://www.1-800-caviar.com/deviled-eggs.html

 plus

        1.   HARVARD   BEETS

       2 1/2  cups sliced cooked or canned beets

       1/3   cup  sugar

        2  teaspoons cornstarch

        1/4  cup  vinegar

        1  tablespoon butter

      1.  Drain the beets, reserving one-quarter cup of the liquid.

     2.    Combine the sugar and cornstarch and stir in the vinegar and beet liquid (or water).    Cook , stirring , over low heat until the mixture is thickened and smooth. 

     3.  Add the beets and the butter and cook until heated through. 

     YIELD:  4 to 6 servings

 

2.  IRMA’S   ONION   SANDWICHES

      7  brioche or any fine-textured bread 

     18 small, wafer-thin slices raw onion 

      3/4 cup mayonaise

       salt to taste 

       1/2 cup minced parsley

       1.  Slice the brioche across in pieces about one-quarter inch thick; there should be about five slices from each brioche.  Cut the slices into rounds with a small biscuit cutter, about one inch in diameter.

       2.  Choose  small onions and slice them so that each circle will be a little smaller than the brioche rounds. 

      3.  Spread each piece of brioche with mayonnaise.  On half the pieces arrange one onion slice and season with salt.  Cover the onion with the remaining pices of brioche to make sandwiches. 

     4.  Spread the remaining mayonnaise on a wooden board and sprinkle the chopped parsley on another board.  Hold each sandwich lightly between thumb and finger so it will turn like a wheel.  Roll the edge in mayonnaise, then in parsley.  Set the sandwiches, as they are completed, on waxed paper and chill thoroughly.

 

3.  CAROUSEL GELATIN CUPS

       1 package (4 serving size)  JELL-O, any  red  flavor

       Animal crackers

       COOL  WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed 

      PREPARE  gelatin as directed on package:

     2.  Pour into individual serving dishes. 

     3.  Chill until firm, about 2 hours. 

     4.  Arrange cookies around inside rim of each dish. 

     5.  Garnish with whipped topping

    YIELD:  4  Servings

     Prep time: 10 minutes   and  Chill time: 2 hours

 

 

4.  STARS AND STRIPES GELATIN DESSERT

      Click for Recipe: http://www.jellorecipes.net/Jello-Recipes/jello-cake-recipe/4th-of-july-jello-flag-cake.php

 

5.  COUNTRY TIME LEMONADE PUNCH (“Summer Punch”)

    1 six-ounce can frozen lemon juice

    1/2  cup light corn syrup

    1 quart  ginger ale

    1  tray ice cubes

   1.  Empty the lemon juice into a large pitcheer and stir in the syrup.

  2.  At serving time, add the giner ale and ice cubes.  Mix well and serve immediately. 

     YIELD:  8  servings

 

6.  RENEE’S  ASHLEY BAKER’S  SPARKLING TIME SUMMER CHAMPAGNE PUNCH  (“Tropical Tea Punch”) 

   1 quart freshly brewed tea

   1 cup sugar

   2 cups (1 pint) cognac

  1/2 cup (4 ounces) light rum    (SIR CAPTAIN MORGAN)

   1 can frozen pineapple chunks, de-frosted, with liquid

   2 bottles dry champagne, chilled (MOET)

   Fresh peeled fruit, cut in cubes, and melon balls for garnish.

   1. When the tea has cooled to room temperature, stir in the sugar until it has dissolved. 

2.  Combine the tea, cognac, rum and pineapple chunks.  Chill thoroughly.  Meanwhile, fill a ring mold or a star mold with water and freeze. 

3.  When ready to serve, pour the tea mixture into a punch bowl.  Unmold the ice and add to the bowl.  Pour in the champagne and garnish with fresh fruit and melon balls.

7.        AND   when shopping don’t forget the . . . .

    

 

 

 

 

 

( Salt: As In Being Worth One’s . . . .)

BELOW:

 RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  FAVORITE  SUPERMARKETS

 

 

 

 

                                (for riding in style) 

and 

 For Finding A Husband….

 

THE “YES” LIST

              I, Renee Ashley Baker, wear Chanel cosmetics, I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been drinking Perrier Water since the late 1970’s and Neiman Marcus is STILL  my (Renee Ashley Baker’s )store) 

1.  Perrier 

 2.  Chanel Cosmetics 

3.  AT & T 

4.  IBM 

 5.  Nikon 

6.  Moet Champagne 

7.  Creme de la Mer

8.  Swarovski 

9.  Rolex 

10.  Neiman Marcus

  11.  (YES to a total of 21 companies)

   and

  THE NO LIST:

NO TO GALE HURD /NO TO GAIL KATZ

NO To Julia Roberts

NO To Johnny Depp (Johnny Depp will NOT be sold any songs written by Renee Ashley Baker)

No To Emeril LeGasse

No To Anthony LaPaglia

No To Robert Loggia

NO To  Tyra Banks

 No  To Beyonce Knowles

 No to Universal, NO to MCA/Farm, No to Grammercy, No to NBC

No to Warner Bros

No to Madonna (No to Madonna’s Company)

NO TO WHITNEY HOUSTON

NO TO ELIZABETH TAYLOR’S COMPANY:  Elizabeth Taylor’s company will not be manufacturing nor licensing eyeglass frames nor perfume with nor under the name Renee Ashley Baker

(NO To All Others Renee Ashley Baker Has Previously Said “NO” To.) 

SHOUT OUT :

To News and Entertainment Bloggers  You May  Link To This Blog (copy and paste link below)

LINK:  https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com

FINALLY:  THINGS TO DO IN YOUR TOWN ON THE 4TH OF JULY

 

  CLICK    http://dating.suite101.com/article.cfm/4th_of_july_date_ideas

 

(rbstudios@yahoo.com)

And A Happy New Year! (From Renee Ashley Baker)

December 26, 2009

NYE PARTY RECIPES: “Oysters Rockefeller Renee” and “Renee’s Pink Champagne Punch”

RECIPE 1: OYSTERS ROCKEFELLER RENEE (When Served With Pink Champagne)

24 oysters on the half shell
1 cup butter
1/3 cup finely chopped parsley
1/4 cup finely chopped celery
1/4 cup finely chopped shallots or scallions
1/2 small clove garlic, finely minced
2 cups chopped watercress
1/3 cup chopped fennel
1/3 cup fine, soft bread crumbs
1/4 cup anisette or Pernod
Salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste

1. Preheat oven to hot (450 F)
2. Fill four tin pie plates with rock salt and
arrange six oysters on each.
3. In a skillet heat the butter, add the parsley,
celery, shallots and garlic and cook three minutes. Add the watercress and fennel and cook until the
watercress wilts, about one minute.
4. Pour mixture into the container of an
electric blender and add the remaining ingredients.
Blend until the sauce is thoroughly pureed,
about one minute. If a blender is not available, ut the ingredients through a food mill or pound in a mortar.
5. Place one tablespoon of the sauce on each oyster and spread to the rim of the shell. Bake the oysters just until the sauce bubbles, about four minutes.
6. Serve immediately with Pink Champagne.
Yield: 4 Servings

RECIPE 2: RENEE’S PINK CHAMPAGNE PUNCH (When Made With Pink Champagne)

6 lumps sugar
Dash of bitters
1 cup high-quality cognac
3 bottles chilled Pink Champagne

1. Place the sugar lumps in a punch bowl. Sprinkle with bitters and add the cognac.
2. At serving time, uncap the champagne and add to the bowl. Add ice. If desired, decorate with fruit.
Yield: 20 Servings

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be having “champagne” this New Years Eve (in Denver) with a handsome, blonde haired, blue-eyed man who is from Highlands Ranch…..Now listen to Renee Ashley Baker’s Songs “Champagne” and “Diamonds”….

FIRST: “DIAMONDS”

DIAMONDS FOR CHRISTMAS? LUCKY YOU….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Gift To Get For Christmas? Read Then Listen Below:

“Diamonds”
by
Renee Ashley Baker
lyrics and music by Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “This song was written by Renee Ashley Baker For Miss Barbra Streisand. Can somebody Please Tell Miss Streisand About This Website #@!?”)

“Diamonds”

(bridge)
I Only Know It Takes 3 C’s And Light

Diamonds
I’ll Stroke Them For Their Diamonds
I’ll Toke Them For Their Diamonds
I’ll Smoke Them For Their Diamonds–Diamonds
Diamonds
I’ll Stroke Them For Their Diamonds
I’ll Toke Them For Their Diamonds
I’ll Choke Them For Their Diamonds–Diamonds

(end chorus repeats and fades out)

CLICK WORD “DIAMONDS” BELOW TO LISTEN:

\"Diamonds\" by Renee Ashley Baker

PLUS….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Christmas Movies:

5. Holiday Inn
4. Babes In Toyland (1934)
3. White Christmas
2. It’s A Wonderful Life
1. Miracle On 34th Street

PLUS….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Christmas Ballet:

The Moscow Ballet’s “Great Russian Nutcracker”

PLUS….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Christmas Address:

HEAR AT: http://www.youtube.com/TheRoyalChannel

PLUS….

Photo by Renee Ashley Baker

CLICK WORD “CHAMPAGNE” BELOW TO LISTEN:

\"Champagne\" by Renee Ashley Baker

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “This song was written by Renee Ashley Baker for A motion picture. A “romantic comedy” about a “couple who don’t seem to have a ‘ghost of a chance’ but who, through some ‘miracle’, are given a great and everlasting love” …. Hopefully my motion picture will ‘Star’ Miss Barbra Streisand and Mr. Harrison Ford”….)

“CHAMPAGNE”
by
Renee Ashley Baker
lyrics and music by Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(chorus)

It’s not sane
But why complain
Can’t sell me love
Oh heaven above
The reason is plain

It’s near and its far
From earth to the stars
A ting–ly lie
That I’ll never buy
Till death do they part

He said, I’ll try every day to get by just say that you love me
She said, Yes–I’ll only be yours, for your love I’d kill
He said, Dear I must have you now you know you can own me
I say, Why–suddenly fry–just refill

Decision is made
Plans are laid
Just wait till dawn
They’ll both be gone
All Devils get paid

A dagger is art
A poisonous heart
Oh change your mind
Just take more time
It’s death or you’ll part

He said, Now our betrayal is done he’ll never own you
She said, Yes our love is one, forever you will
Cop said, Now we see it again two lovers who’ll know me
I say, Bye, I’d rather get high, just refill

(music interlude)

He said, Now our betrayal is done he’ll never own you
She said, Yes our love is one forever you will
Cop said, So we see it again two lovers who’ll know me
I say, Bye, I’d rather get high, just refill

With champagne
Thoughts get made
It’s east or its west
The worst or the best
Its sun or its shade

It’s near and its far
From earth to the stars
A ting–ly sigh
I’ll bubble on by
But I’ll never part
With champagne
(The End)

PLUS….JUST FOR FUN BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

(CLICK WORDS “JUST FOR FUN” BELOW AND LISTEN)

Just For Fun: From Renee

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

Renee Ashley Baker will sign a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies–for $21 Million Dollars. (The 21 companies include, Chanel, Chanel cosmetics–“Renee Perfume By Chanel”–Jimmy Choo,AT&T, IBM, Rolex of Switzerland and Swarovski for a line of jewelry boxes designed by Renee Ashley Baker called, “Pandora’s Box”…)

Note: Renee Ashley Baker’s answer is still “NO”
to Gale Hurd and “NO” to Gail Katz.

Fortune Teller’s Friday: Mothers With Myamoto

May 20, 2008

 

                                THE FORTUNE TELLER

                             Ronin (Myamoto Musashi)

   (VIEW: “MOTHERS WITH SKULL DUGGARY”  BELOW)

 

                                     Crystal Skull by Seny Kotik

 

                                    The Crystal Skull (Pink)

 

                                        Crystal Skull by Ronan The Kid

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “WELL, WAS THE FORTUNE TELLER RIGHT OR WAS HE WRONG?” )

Plus…Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’ first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” vaued at $73.5 million dollars….(Plus “NO” to Gail/Gale)

HOME: https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com

MOVIE TUESDAY: RENEE BAKER STUDIOS

January 21, 2008

         

       Vector Movie Reel

                                                             President John F Kennedy

                                              About Renee Baker Studios

                                                         (aka RBS)

                                                                by

                                                Renee Ashley Baker

4th  On RBS slate: A motion picture that will be Executive Produced and Written by Renee Ashley Baker and which would cast–now get this–Jesse Spencer and Jennifer Morrison (from “House”), Asian Beauty Li Bing Bing (or Ming-Na or  newcomer Tang Wei), Paris Hilton, Clive Owens, Renee Ashley Baker and Dustin Hoffman.  (…Mind you none of these actors have said yes to anything yet but just try, if you can,  to “guess” this movie’s plot. Hint:  I  “boss everybody”  including Dustin!…) 

3rd On RBS slate: A motion picture comedy which would star Renee Ashley Baker and Brad Pitt. (…Mind you I’m ambitious!….)

2nd On RBS slate:  “Kolchak: The Night Stalker”  (…which hopefully will star actor John Travolta….).

1st On RBS slate:   Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios first motion picture in movie theatres worldwide under an output deal valued at $73.5 million dollars…. (….Note:  I also have movie projects to present to Mel Gibson and Kim Basinger only they’re not in same movie….)

Renee’s favorite actors: (short list)

 Val Kilmer, Mel Gibson, Harrison Ford, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Jack Nicholson, Al Pacino, Bruce Willis, Kevin Costner, Nicholas Cage, Ralph Fiennes, Daniel Day Lewis, Pierce Brosnan, Richard Gere, Russell Crowe, John Travolta, Dustin Hoffman, Sir Anthony Hopkins….

and….

Renee’s Favorite Actresses (short list):

Sharon Stone, Julia Roberts, Susan Sarandon, Sigourney Weaver, Charlize Theron, Goldie Hawn, Kim Basinger, Jodie Foster, Reese Witherspoon, Jamie Lee Curtis, Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchett, Daryl Hannah, Meryl Streep, Barbra Streisand, Rene Russo, and Renee Ashley Baker.

(I added my own name to the list above because I will  “star”  in a Renee Baker Studios motion picture.  So, there !)….

****Addendum:  “NO” to CBS, “NO” to Gail/Gale, “NO” to Warner Bros, “NO” to NBC, “NO” to Universal, “NO” to Grammercy, “NO” to MCA, “NO” to Farm, “NO” to rap music, “NO” to rappers.