Posts Tagged ‘handbags’

I VOTED ! (For President #Obama)….Presidential Election 2012; Plus Hello DC and NYC…. (Plus my plan for “disaster relief”)

November 6, 2012

(click on photo of Ethel below to view UPDATE)

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YES, YES, YES…I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, JUST VOTED AND I VOTED FOR PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA….

(“Sorry NitWit Romney”…..)

AND….

I LOVE….AND….I LOVE….AND….

“I Love New York” says, Renee Ashley Baker

PARK AVENUE PARTY by SLIM AARONS….

and what about WASHINGTON DC ?

Yes, I Renee Ashley Baker, plan to be the “Hostess With The Mostess” in Washington DC. I, Renee Ashley Baker will give FABULOUS “cocktail parties, in my Washington DC apartment….

Buy at Tiffany & Co “The Cornelia Lunch Box”.

(Hopefully, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be designing a crocodile handbag “The Irmigard” for Tiffany & Co which will sell for $3,000-$9,000….)

and

and

and

what about “THE MZ ZONE” ?

IDEA 2 FOR MARK ZUCKERBERG (aka the “MZ Zone”)

Those of you who read my “Facebook Page” know that I, Renee Ashley Baker, posted an “idea” for Mark Zuckerberg (in hopes of getting 500,000 shares of “FB stock”). Now, I have another “idea” for Mr. Mark Zuckerberg (IDEA #2) wherby I, Renee Ashley Baker, would give Mark Zuckerberg “Facebook rights” to my “Newspaper Syndicated Podcast”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would give Mark Zuckerberg these rights for the 500,000 shares of “Facebook Stock”…..(Mr. Zuckerberg has added many apps and entertainments to Facebook aka “Angry Birds” and “Zynga” and “Instagram”…. Perhaps– my “Syndicated Podcast” would be “entertaining enough” to get Facebook users OFF OF THEIR MOBILES and back to their Facebook’s pages where they can view my “entertaining” OMG-type “podcast”…..)

AND…..AND….AND…..

ABOUT…..

HURRICANE SANDY….BEFORE, DURING, AND AFTER….

IDEA 3 (for Disaster Preparedness)

Renee Ashley Baker’s idea for “Disaster Preparedness”?

How about having a “list” of “Disaster Helpers” who will “swing into action” in a catastrophe such as Hurricane Sandy? Meaning helicopter companies and pilots, airplane charter companies and pilots, and manufacturing companies (blankets, apparel, and other needed items–especially FOOD). Volunteers in States (other than the “catastrophe state”) would begin dialing the above “manufacturing” companies and arranging for “delivery” of “needed items”. This–all “Volunteer Disaster Bank” would work “outside of” but possibly “in tandem with” FEMA…..Of course, the “helicopter, airplane charter and manufacturing companies” would be able to “write these donations off their income taxes”….

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AND…I HAVE TO KEEP SAYING IT BUT…..

MY ANSWER IS “STILL NO” TO DENVER’S D-LIST COWTOWN FILM INDUSTRY…..AND “NO” TO MELANIE, NO TO COLUMBIA, NO TO GEFFEN, NO TO JULIA ROBERTS, NO TO ANGELINA JOLIE AND STILL NO TO MADONNA. NO TO BOOKS, NO TO UNIVERSAL , NO TO WARNER BROS …..NO TO ALL OTHERS I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO….

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO WASHINGTON DC FOR A YEAR…..THEN, ON TO FRANCE (TO HOPEFULLY, WORK FOR THE WERTHEIMERS AND “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN”….)

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NOW SCROLL DOWN FOR “DISASTER PREPAREDNESS PRODUCTS” (AND FOR MY #MUSIC VIDEO, #VIDEO CONTEST….)

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Renee Ashley Baker’s Pay? NO TO TELEVISION (Yes To Chanel, Tiffany & Co, XM/Sirius, Fashion and Beauty Industry)

June 11, 2012

The MEN Who Own XM/Sirius (a radio show in Paris France)

Handbags by Tiffany & Co (and by Renee Ashley Baker ?)

and

The MEN Who Own Tiffany & Co

Renee Ashley Baker’s Fall/Winter Chanel…2012….(New York/Paris France)

and

The MEN WHO OWN CHANEL

and

The MEN WHO…..

Stealth Man O War…..(1000 + 1 ?)

AND AND AND

THE MEN who are with Janis Spindel
YES: To my dates with my “Janis Spindel Men” (He must be Caucasian/Jewish, He must be 50-70 years of age, He must be millionaire/billionaire, AND our first date? At Mr. CHOW’S in New York City (FOR PEKING DUCK)….

and, and , and

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RE: The “dumb creeps”: The Dumb Creeps attending the “dumb creeps seminar” in the Perrin Room at the Englewood Public Library….I say to you, “Mind your own “dumb business…I am not, not with any families…..

RE: My Apartment:
Oprah Winfrey will not, NOT be “paying for” any of my apartments, neither will Glenn, neither will Warner Bros and neither will Universal….and No to Catherine Zeta Jones….No to Steven Spielberg and No to Ridley Scott ….No to California

and NO TO THE MUSIC INDUSTRY (NO TO MADONNA)

and NO TO TELEVISION ….(no movies –and certainly NO television)

NO TO FOOTBALL…(NO ATHLETES)….

(Like I said above, I’ll be residing in Paris France working for Chanel….)

I HAVE A LAWSUIT TO SETTLE FIRST ….

“Renee Ashley Baker + Jackie Smith” by Renee Ashley Baker

March 18, 2012

“Cowtown Lost” (photo above taken by Renee Ashley Baker)

“Jackie Won” Featuring a Jackie Smith Faux Crocodile Handbag (photo above taken by Renee Ashley Baker)

DATE: Sunday March 18, 2012

Today, I, Renee Ashley Baker, went out shopping in downtown Denver. There is nothing in downtown Denver except the H & M store (H & M moved in when “Nike” moved out. The shopping stores are all in Cherry Creek). Anyway–I needed to buy some equipment (camera & tripod) so I thought I’d look downtown to catch some of the “price specials” in Sunday’s newspaper. I was walking on the “16th St Mall” and took the above two photographs with my new Virgin Mobile Kyocera Camera Phone.

Note on the above: This Cowtown (called Denver) began fighting with me (years ago) when I began doing some work for Senator/Sir Edward Moore Kennedy to read. Now–this Cowtown (called Denver) has the “NERVE” to try and “get money with–and from– Renee Ashley Baker”. Well, I, will never, NEVER allow Denver to “have showbusiness” with Renee Ashley Baker…..So, what are Renee Ashley Baker’s plans? First, I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “find a husband” (a Millionaire or Billionaire) using a New York matchmaker. Second, I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to sign with “Ford” or “Click” modeling agency to work as a “spokes model”. Third, I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to design handbags and launch a perfume line (hopefully with Tiffany & Co and the owners of Chanel Corp)….

This WordPress Blog is being read in 80 Countries and 50 States….

P.S. The “Office Depot” stores are “crap”. And— “NO” to Grammercy and Still “NO” to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts , No to Chrlize Theron, No to Pamela Anderson, No to John Elway, No to Tim Tebow, No to CBS, No to ABC, No to NBC, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Meryl Streep, No to Clint Eastwood, and “NO” to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to.

Signed

Renee Ashley Baker

(NOW SCROLL DOWN AND VIEW A LEGEND ….)

NEW! Project ! (plus Baker2 Tax Plan by Renee Ashley Baker (Plus Top Business Books For Entrepreneurs….AND Louis Vuitton)

February 7, 2012

 

            Renee’s New Project…..

            

click link to view:http://www.rockethub.com/projects/5912-film-short-music-video-the-red-tree

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 “Interviews   with   Renee”

 

Dear Movers and Shakers (50 – 100 years of age):

           I am going to “write requests” (on Facebook Walls) of those people I want to “interview” for my NEW newsletter.  I will  submit –via email –15 questions for you to answer (15  as in “15  minutes” yada yada yada).    My new “newsletter” is a “non-showbusiness newsletter”….

        note:  If the information from Wells Fargo bank  isn’t mailed  to me by the end of the week then I no longer want the account.  (No to Denver’s  showbusiness–meaning “no books”, no ICM, no Universal,no Warner Bros,  no music business, no Clint Eastwood, and  no  to William  Morris….no to Grammercy)

YES TO MY HANDBAG FOR TIFFANY & CO…..

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                                                                           “56    Seconds”

        http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

 

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         To  prove  that  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  had  a  4.0  GPA   in college….here goes….

                                    SIMPLE   TAX    CODE

                                             “6–12–24”

                                                    BY

                                RENEE   ASHLEY   BAKER

 

24%  Corporations and Individuals earning $2 million and Up

12%   Individuals and Corporations earning $200,000-$1,999,000

6%    Individuals and Corporations earning $50,000-$199,000

0%   Individuals and Corporations earning $49,000 and Under

CHARITY / PENSION   “LOOP HOLE”

       Those who donate   1/3   of  their “tax bill”  to  “charity” can then keep (deduct) for their own SEP/IRA/KEOGH Pension Plan/Pension Fund   1/2   of  the  remainder….

THE     NUMBERS:

 

$2,000,000                           (earnings)

                   .24%                         

__________

       480,000                              (tax  bill)

                  .30%                           

__________

       144,000                                (give to charity)

 

Remainder:

       336,000

 –     168,000                           (into own pension fund)

 ___________

       168,000                            (taxes paid to U.S. Government)

 

now….aren’t   I   smart….

 

SO……

What are  Renee Ashley Baker ‘s  favorite cities ?

Paris  France….

 and 

 

                  

Below, the fabulous “Golden Apple” hotel in Moscow….

 

Below, the  elegant  Ritz  Hotel  in  Moscow….

AND….

 

THE TOP BUSINESS BOOKS  FOR  ENTREPRENEURS

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorites….

 

 

and….

 

    

and

speaking of  illustration

Below,  Louis’  “Green”   Speedy….

 

             Renee Ashley Baker still wants to design the “Irmigard” make up case/train case for Louis Vuitton…..

Below Louis Vuitton Resort Collection 2012 designed by Marc Jacobs

 

 

    Below, Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite champage…. 

           

 

Still “no” to Warner Bros and “no”  to HBO and “no” to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have said “NO” to…..   Now–scroll down and read….

                                  ” President  Obama  is  Who ?

Whitehall plus The Wedding Page (plus “No” To “Chicago Code” plus Victorious….)

January 31, 2011

 

                                 Meet Renee On Linked In:

http://www.linkedin.com/pub/renee-ashley-baker/25/235/315

 

above, Whitehall Curbside Luxury Mailbox

(“For the Western World”) . . . .

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   then

“My Little Skinny Greek Wedding” 

Up  Next:  The Wedding Page

 

 

 

 

 

above,  Vera Wang’s new line of wedding dresses called “White”.   These fabulous gowns  will  sell for $700-$1400….

Renee Ashley Baker will be  getting married on the (Onassis) Greek Island of  “Skorpios”  (with a 400 guest reception in the south of France  on the (Onassis) Greek Yacht “Christina O”). . . . O Yeah!

Renee Ashley Baker will work in the fashion and beauty industry designing handbags (Tiffany & Co ?) and launching a perfume line (with Chanel  Corporation 30/70 profit split ?)

Oh and YES YES YES to Tom Cruise….

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NOW VIEW VIDEO: 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHm9MG9xw1o

                     

                                       BUY!   BUY!   BUY!

TO:  50 Newspapers (and 50 Media Outlets) :

PLEASE  BUY 50-100 “Special Edition” hardcover copies SO that each of your staff (each of your reporters) can own a copy.  .  .  .  COST:  $297 for each  “special edition” copy  of  “12 Documents”.

       P.S.  I have asked the F.B.I. to tell Angelina Jolie “NO”.  Also “NO” to Julia Roberts.   “7 COLORS” (by Renee Ashley Baker) will NOT be produced first.

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                                   re:     “12  DOCUMENTS” 

                                 (formerly  “10  Documents” )

 TO:  Members of U.S. Congress and To Members of The Worldwide Press/Media:

HOW TO ORDER

I.  Company Letterhead

     (A)  Type or write your order on Letterhead (on company stationary or on personal stationary).

    (B)   Address To:  Attention “12 Documents”

    (C)   Include:

      1.  Your Name (first and last)

      2.  Your Address (city, state, zip)

      3.  Your Phone Number (and your  FAX number)

      4.   Your Personal Email Address

    5.   Number of Copies (ebook  downloads)  desired.         (COST: $297.00 for  3  downloads).

II.  CASHIERS  CHECK

       (A)  Make your cashiers check payable TO:

                                         Erma   Renay   Ashley 

 

III.   MAIL CHECK

           (A)  Mail Check (and letterhead order form) TO: 

                                         Erma  Renay  Ashley

                                          C/O  XXXXXXXXXX

                                          Denver,    Colorado

 

                                                  BONUS !

         As a bonus–for ordering 3 copies (that is 3 ebook downloads) you will receive a hard cover full color “Special  Edition”  of    “12  Documents”.

                                          NO   EXTRA   COST!

You will get 3 copies (3 ebook downloads) for a total of $297.00.   PLUS ….

You will get a handsome hardcover full color “Special Edition” of “12 Documents” that reflects the prestige that is befitting a U.S. President. . . .

                                           ORDER  TODAY !

                                       For My Grandmother

(Renee’s/Renay’s  grandmother –Grandmother Ashley–ancestry–heritage–is “Welsh” aka Wales)

NOW . . . .

            VIEW

                          “HIS”

                                      VANTAGE

                                                                POINT

                   www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

 

AND THE WINNERS ARE:

BLACK:

Natalie Portman for “The Black Swan”

 

and

 

WHITE:

Shaun White for  ‘All Around Best  Snowboarding’ . . . .

 

and

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TODAY—on  January 31  (1950)

President Harry S. Truman (of Missouri) announced his intent to development the big “H”. . . .

 

 

Thanksgiving! plus JFK, plus Mel Gibson, plus Black Friday !

November 20, 2010

   

                “Live! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker

ATTENTION  CHAIRMEN  OF  THE  BOARD:

Harper Collins/William Morrow and Co/Avon, Simon and Schuster, Hyperion, Viking Penguin, Atlantic Grove, St. Martin’s Press, HBG, Hearst Books, Bertelsmann/Random House/Knopf/Crown

                                  TO:  TEN BOOK PUBLISHERS

                                           A   PROPOSAL

                               A   LETTER  OF  AGREEMENT

THAT 1:  Publisher agrees: To publish a first printing of 350,000 books.

THAT 2:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker will receive (from the publisher) a CASH ADVANCE of 1 million dollars ($1,000,000).

THAT 3:  Publisher agrees:  Upon Publisher’s RECOUPMENT of said advance (by book sales) Renee Ashley Baker and the publisher would SPLIT all profits 30/70 respectively.

THAT 4:  Publisher agrees: Publisher shall retain EBOOK rights and AUDIO BOOK rights.

THAT 5:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker shall retain “all” MOTION PICTURE RIGHTS and “all” TV RIGHTS.

 

                                        HAPPY   THANKSGIVING  !

                                      from  Renee  Ashley  Baker

 

To: My Mother (Mrs Ashley): 

       VIDEO #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA&feature=related

To:  My Father: 

     VIDEO #2:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btOoDyMzNiM

 To:  My Brother  (James aka Baby Jesse)  :

     VIDEO #3:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__PU5CVSegg

To: Mel Gibson (Brother  2):

     VIDEO  #4:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q0VcgOfIQA

             

                           for   november

THE FORMER FIRST LADY. . . .

New Book “Dear Mrs. Kennedy” by Jay Mulvaney

Katie Holmes as First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy

and….

“Cirque Jackie”  written by and starring Andrea Reese (below)

plus the holiday. . . .

Thanksgiving Dinner Online?   (Your  Gourmet at Pfaelzer com)

Appetizers Anyone ?

Pate on toast at Petrossian com

Beluga by itself at Petrossian com 

 

and  A Glass Of  Wine . . . .

       the classic

the light. . . .

 

the alcohol free wine. . . .

 
and then theres
The   Bubbly !

"Moet"

 

So—

Take a clutch to the Party. . . .

 

then

don’t forget

BLACK   FRIDAY:  The  $200 HDTV special 

“This deal is out and around”   but, warns  digital Goddess Kim Komando,  “It’s  720p  (not   1080p)”  . . . .

above, 19inch  JVC HDTV (cost: approx  $330)

WRITE ABOUT IT SMYTHSON:

 above, Day Planners by Smythson of Bond Street (LONDON)

and

VIDEO  DAD OR VIDEO  MOM ?

above, virtual video….(Say wha!  It’s here?)

and

Help for Grandma and Grandpa or _____?

above, Heat Trak snow melting mat for your front walk .  It really melts snow!  Sold at all BIG BOX STORES (now go get one). . . .

WANT TO TREAD  SAFELY THIS WINTER?  

Try Co Authority Carbon Monoxide Warning System

NOW

 FOR THE HOLIDAY:   

 At the  Westin Resort in Vail (AAAA)

at the movies

Below scene from:  Warren Miller’s new ski film “Wintervention”

 

So–You Wanna Be A Princess?

      marry a prince. . . .

plus

A Princess who designs jewelry:  Dorothy Hamil Designs Jewelry To Benefit Breast Cancer (exclusively at Helzbergs)

and

A Princess who Still Designs Wraps:

 above, the little black wrap. . . .

Well, 

Laser It  !

The Fraxel Laser beauty treatment by Dr. Patricia Wexler

Dr. Patrica Wexler (Renee Ashley Baker’s New York dermatologist?  I’d  like an appointment  Dr. Wexler. . . .)

and LASTER IT!    Zeltig Laser Fat Freezing aka Coolscupting

this laser really freezes fat !
 
 
and
What’s new with Housewives?

Socialite Sonja Morgan

for Princess Partying:  Why Chanel Cosmetics of course. . . .

For Partying:  Party Food

Dinner Rolls: (Mrs. Ashley’s favorite!)

Party Like Madmen:

 

A  Bunny Princess (In White):

                                               Suri  Cruise

 

vs

 

The Black Swan. . . .

                            Shiloh  Jolie  Pitt

 

and

The eye sees. . . .

Rare Pink (sold by Sothebys for $46 million dollars). . . .

 

 

PRESIDENT  JOHN  F. KENNEDY

PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY  AS    “J.J.”

VISIT:  www.JFKRFKASHLEY.Blogspot.com

 

Renee Ashley Baker  as The Mermaid

Visit Renee’s  Tripod: (click link) http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

 

Garage Door Safety/Security: Garage Door Opener With Fingerprint I.D. (read below)

June 22, 2010

 

HOME   SAFETY 

 NEED  BARB  WIRE?       THEN  READ  ON…. 

 

 

IF–IF–there has been a rash of auto break-ins in your neighborhood (meaning smashing car windows and stealing Ipods, GPS, Laptops, and GARAGE DOOR OPENERS) maybe–you should  look into  garage door openers that work only with YOUR  fingerprint  I.D. 

TRY:  The Biometrix Master Lock Smart Touch Garage Door Opener  (pictured above).

VISIT:  http://www.automatedhome.co.uk/New-Products/Biometric-Garage-Door-Opener.html

 ALSO  TRY:

  Kwikset Smartscan Biometric Fingerprint I.D.  Deadbolt Lock sold by BRICK HOUSE SECURITY  (pictured above) .

VISIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42s69ZmmsEg&feature=related

 THE ABOVE PRODUCTS CAN BE PURCHASED ACROSS THE U.S. INCLUDING:  NEW YORK, D.C., PHILADELPHIA, NEW HAVEN, NEW PORT ETC  ETC  ETC

AND…. 

 About  Renee Ashley Baker

           4   DATES   WITH   RENEE   ASHLEY   BAKER

RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  PRESENTLY  HAS   HER   PROFILE  ON  EHARMONY,   JDATE,   AND  HANNIDATE….

QUALIFICATIONS  (Non-Negotiable):

1.  He must be Caucasian. (No religious preference–I love Jewish men ! )

2. He must reside in Colorado, or East Coast USA, or Canada,  or in Europe (but NOT in California).

3. He must earn  $250,000 – $1 million dollars per year.

SHOUT OUT TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S MEN ON:

 

AND…Renee Ashley Baker will be signing up with Selective Search Dating Service (on Park Avenue in  New York City)

BELOW: 

Renee  Ashley  Baker’s   Choo  Choos . . . .

BELOW:   Renee Ashley Baker as The Mermaid . . . .

  

 

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to “get married”, design “handbags” and  design “jewelry boxes”  and sit on yachts in Monaco, Monte Carlo sipping champagne and scooping up beluga caviar…. 

                                                     and  now

SHOUT OUT TO MEDIA BLOGGERS AND LIFESTYLE BLOGGERS:

    Do  LINK  TO   This Blog:   “About Renee Ashley Baker”

www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com 

 

   (NOW   SCROLL   DOWN  BELOW   FOR   FATHERS)

                                            

                                                   

 

NEW!–LOVE MATCH? Yep, On A Date(Plus To My Colorado eHarmony Men Be Sure And Read My Profile Update)

June 14, 2010

  

              4  DATES . . . .  WITH   RENEE   ASHLEY   BAKER

 

 

QUALIFICATIONS:  Renee Ashley Baker’s Man must be:

1.    He must be  Caucasian 

2.  He must earn between $250,000-$1 million dollars per year. 

3. He must reside on the East Coast (U.S.), or he must reside in Canada, or he must reside in Europe, he can reside in COLORADO  (but not in California). 

4.  He must be 50-70 Years of Age .   ( No religious preference but I love Jewish Men!)   

 5.   He must like country clubs, golf clubs, tennis clubs, or yacht clubs.  Now–the dates are where?

 First Date:  Lunch

Panda Express (Cherry Creek/Denver)

 

Second Date: Weekend Getaway

 

St. Julien Hotel (Boulder Colorado) 

 

Third Date: Another Weekend Getaway !

  Hotel Jerome (Aspen Colorado)

To order an “Aspen Crud” at the hotel’s  J-Bar (It is the famous Bourbon and Ice Cream drink the hotel has been serving since Prohibition.  It’s beyond delicious !)

 Fourth Date: (5 Nites in Fabulous New York City!) 

Le Parker Meridien (New York, New York) 

 and

 What should Renee Ashley Baker pack for a “Weekend Getaway ?”       Why  a crocodile, of course….

 (above, crocodile handbag by Chanel) 

 

WHAT ABOUT FATHER’S  DAY?

IF  DAD IS  DIVORCED  TRY:

 

 GET DAD A  GIRLFRIEND ON EHARMONY (register Dad at eHarmony.com)…AND 

Did You Know?   

According to the Pope  (Tara Parker Pope, New York Times columist) THAT–the nose knows which MAN is right for you.  That–the smell of a MAN has a lot to do with whether or not he is the compatible–the ‘right’ — MAN for you.   So, ladies do notice his Creed…. 

 

and

 Jesse James:  Is he Smart or Dumb?

 Renee Ashley Baker says “DUMB!”  because–Spike TV just voted Sandra Bullock the “sexiest woman alive”.    So there Jesse eat you know what Jesse….

 and 

 

and now:  

 Renee Ashley Baker sings a song she wrote FOR MEN

HEAR ENTIRE SONG \”CUPID CUPID BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER\”

“The Godfather” ( ION TV MEMORIAL DAY )plus hear my song “Dueling Matchmakers” plus “WEEKENDER: The Big Girl’s Guide To Weekends”

May 16, 2010

 

                                                  an  infant

 

plus

 

The  Angel  Michael

 

equals . . . .

                                         Great Italian Opera

                                                        by

                                               Mario   Puzo

 

                                                    and by

                                      Francis   Ford   Coppola

 

                                          “The   Godfather”

                                         ( OPEN   LETTER )

TO:  Daily Variety, The Hollywood Reporter, The New York Times, Entertainment Tonight, RadarOnline.com, SplashNews.com, Popeater.com, AFI, NYU(Film School) and AMPAS:

FROM:  Renee Ashley Baker

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER,  will not be doing any motion picture projects with Talia Shire, Carmine Coppola, Sophia Coppola, Francis Ford Coppola, nor Nicolas Cage.   Having said that–I will now tell you a story—as follows:  

YEARS AGO, I came to meet someone (a WOMAN) who talked incessantly about a very famous person (A  HISTORICAL FIGURE) whom she said she felt a strong “connection” to.    She–“this WOMAN”– talked also about herself and about how she was “connected to”   (related to)  a very famouos showbusiness family (The Coppolas).    This WOMAN continued to talk telling me something even more astonishing:  That she — and her children–had been involved in a landmark State Supreme Court Case in a state located in the southern part of the United States.    A court case  that involved what they used to  call “race relations”.    A  court case that would –even now–astonish the world.   I do NOT know whether this WOMAN  actually is a relative of the Coppola family–I do believe (after recently watching “Godfather I”  and  “Godfather III”  on television)  that Sophia Coppola should portray “this WOMAN”  in a motion picture.    That Sophia Coppola should also write and direct this motion picture.    Although I wish to have NO  involvement with the project–Sophia  Coppola should title the motion picture “HOW THE  HUMMINGBIRD FLIES”. . . . 

  Strange as it seems 

  Frozen in time 

  Both a yes and a no

  Both the truth and a lie

  Strange as it seems

  An astonishment to the eyes 

  Frozen in mid-air 

 Is how the Hummingbird flies…. 

 “HOW  THE  HUMMINGBIRD  FLIES” 

                          by

            Renee Ashley Baker

  Copyright by Renee Ashley Baker 

            ALL RIGHTS RESERVED  

  p.s.  I’d like to have the dress and earrings Sophia Coppolla wore in the last scene of “Godfather III” .  I’d like  to wear that dress and earrings  when I attend  the Paris Opera….

(now   listen)

 

 

         LISTEN TO:  “Dueling Matchmakers” by Renee Ashley Baker      MUST  ADJUST  VOLUME!!!   (now click link below)

DUELING MATCHMAKERS by Renee Ashley Baker

 

AND   NOW….Chanel

(above Chanel’s “Resort Collection 2010”)

  ARE YOU….

Planning a weekend with Your Guy  on a yacht or at a swanky hotel?   Don’t forget the FAUX….

 

 

 

It’s  FAUX ….  but  FABULOUS !

(above, Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite New York wig maker Joseph Fleischer.  His famous faux “hair put ons” are  FABULOUS!) 

 plus….Wishing For Angel’s Hair?????

try “Style by Jaclyn Smith”

and….new to the faux?

   No way….

(Long time wig wearer  Kim Zolciak, above,  is launching her own wig line “K-Z Wigs”.  Hey Kim!  I want one of your  “KZ ” wigs….plus…I love your party  song….)

Anything else?  Yup…. 

Don’t forget the faux glow:

(don’t leave the city without visiting Faux Glow spray tan salon in New York)

plus….are you

Shading What’s Fabulous?

Louis Vuitton’s 2010 Sunglass Collection will help you…. 

plus….

How to Pack  What’s Fabulous….

pack  Chanel’s  Weekender Rollaboard (of course)….

and ….

For evenings that are fabulous….

Samantha Thavasa Handbags (for nite)

and finally….

Finding Whose Fabulous….

(above Barbie Adler owner of Selective Search  Matchmaking Service on Park Avenue in New York)

 “Ode to Ken”

 by

 Renee Ashley Baker

copyright 2010 by Renee Ashley Backer 

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(set to the music of “Venus If You Will”

(verse)

Barbie if you will

  please find me Ken

 I promise to fulfill

Do help me win

 I only need a friend

 Oh Barbie can you find me Ken

Happy Mother’s Day by Renee Ashley Baker

May 6, 2010

 

View MySpace Mother’s Day

MY SPACE MOTHER\’S DAY

 

Happy  Mother’s  Day  Miss  Rose….

(above, Elizabeth Rose Kennedy and President John F. Kennedy)

plus….

FOR MOM (From The Kids)

 

Mother’s Day Brunch (in New York):  The Golden Egg?

NORMA’S  (inside Le Parker Meridian) serves the omlet of  ALL omlets.  Mom will love it if–cost is no object. (Cost: $1,000)

 2. Mother’s Day Lunch (in New York):  The Cheesiest For Mom?

NINOS Caviar Pizza– Cost $1,000– and must be ordered 24 hours in advance.   This delicious delight includes  lobster, creme fraiche, and each slice contains 2oz of  Petrossian Beluga Caviar!  Ymmmm…. 

3.  Mother’s Day Dinner (in Scandinavia):  The Best for Mom? 

NOMA in Copenhagen Denmark was recently voted the “Best Restaurant In The World”….

plus….

FOR MOM (FROM DAD) 

Always Chanel  (by Karl Lagerfeld)

plus…Renee Perfume by Chanel ?

(Or in the meantime try that fabulous Chanel #5 !)

also….For Mom (from Dad)

Samantha Thavasa handbag  (by Tinsley Mortimer)

 plus….For Mom (from the grand kids)

18kt gold ice cream from Serendipity (New York)

Cost:  $25,000

and….

The Queen ….

Queen Elizabeth With Grandsons (the Heir and the Spare)
HAPPY  MOTHER’S  DAY  QUEEN  ELIZABETH
 
plus….

Renee Ashley's mother--Mrs Ashley--the Queen (Too)

 (above, Renee Ashley Baker’s mother, Mrs. Ashley,  at a party in the Hamptons )

              Every Sunday and every Mother’s Day my mother Mrs. Ashley (pictured above) brunched at the Brown Palace Hotel in Denver….P.S . My mother (pictured above) ‘hated’ the name Gale/Gail….SO…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHER FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….

plus….

HAPPY  MOTHER’S  DAY  TO  “C’s”  MOM  (wink)….

plus….

Happy Mother’s Day To:

Mel Gibson’s Kids Mom (from Renee Ashley Baker)

plus….

What Mother Could Not Love This Darling Baby…

(above, Billionaire, Genius, Philanthrapist Howard Hughes as an infant)

plus….

Call Mom (using Renee Ashley Baker’s AT & T)

For Mom Flowers (of course)….

 

 

 

OTHER  GIFT  IDEAS  FOR  MOM:

Fitness?

Jonathan Urla pilates for beginners  (DVD)

(Renee Ashley Baker’s exercise routine is Nordic Track Ski Machine,  Ballet Bar and Jonathan Urla Pilates…)

  Funny Video? 

 Why not make MOM laugh with a Video (new and so so easy is Toufee Video Maker. Toufee was founded by a genius entrepreneur from India.  Click Link Below for a 7 minute tutorial)

 TOUFEE FLASH VIDEO MAKER TUTORIAL

View “Contest” For Mother’s Day….

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