Posts Tagged ‘Halloween’

Halloween:Moms,Monsters,and Making Butterbeer

October 20, 2010

 

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Halloween Costume? (see answer below)

Quiz:  WHO   SHE?

 

Answer:  A  Beautiful  Princess

 

Quiz  2:  WHO  HE?

                                HAPPY      HALLOWEEN     EVERYBODY  !

 

 

 

 

View My New Website:  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

Want A Poster Of Your Child Wearing His/Her Halloween Costume?

 

Try PosterBrain com

and

 

what about ?

Tales (Er  Dollars)  From The Crypt ?

Who are the top (deceased) money earners of 2010 from merchandising/licensing  of T-shirts, posters, biographies, shrine tours,   etc etc etc )  

List includes:  Elvis Presley($42 Mil),  Albert Einstein ($20 Mil), Andy Warhol ($19) ,  John Lennon ($24) , Johnny Cash ($8 Mil), Dr. Seuss (Theodore Geisel $10 Mil) and Kurt Cobain $50 Mil(among others)   

 

So. . . .IT’S   HALLOWEEN

Still Don’t Have Your Halloween Costume?    Try  Spirit  Costume Store. . . .

 

above, Mork from Ork . . . 

 

and—Want To Advertise?

  (buy an ad  $39.99)

My name (Renee Ashley Baker) produces 7,900,000-11,200,000 “BING”  search results (that’s more than Kate Gosselin but less than Paris Hilton who’s name produces 68,000,000 results. . . .)

 

                                       (Butterbeer  Recipe   Below)

 OCTOBER  IS  FOR  MOMS : (to soap up kids?)

So Moms  ‘soap em up’ with Halloween ‘duck soaps’ from the Quacker Gift Shop (owner Jennifer Brown) . . . .

 

 

plus….Other Great  Products (from the Quacker Gift Shop): 

1.    Loofa Soap Scrub  (It’s loofa and soap combined)

2.   Body Butter  (It ROLLS onto heels and elbows) 

CLICK  LINK  TO  BUY:   http://www.quackergiftshop.com/cat/86-Halloween-Ducks.html

plus….also for Moms:

Buy specially marked packages of  Wet Ones(marked with Pink Ribbon) and benefit the Breast Cancer Research Foundation . . .

 

 

 

 

 

OCTOBER IS FOR MONSTERS: 

This Year’s Most Popular Halloween Costumes (in the USA)?

 

Super Mario (from Party City) . . . .

Harry Potter (from Party City) . . . .

Steam Punk (from  . . . .)

and the

Most popular Halloween costumes (in Germany)?  Why Boheme Sauvage (celebrating Germany’s  Roaring 20’s Revial) 

the  Most popular party/costume company (In England)?  Why Carol Middleton’s costume company Party Pieces (Carol is the Mum of Prince Williams girlfriend/fiance Kate Middleton)  Below a “Pink Witch” costume from Party Pieces. . . .

Click Link To Party Pieces:  http://www.partypieces.co.uk/Default.asp?&cookie%5Ftest=1

Yes–here it is. . . .THE  Halloween costume of 2010. . . . The ‘Palin Pup’  !

 

 

 

 

A N D

 

SO—What costume will Prince Harry wear this year?   Maybe Party City’s  ‘King Noble’ ?   ( “Blah de  blah, blah” )

RECIPES:

Harry Potter & The Hogwarts Authentic Butterbeer   from   Mugglenet.com (click link below):

http://www.mugglenet.com/misc/rosmertas/butterbeer.shtml

 

plus . . . .

JANIS SPINDEL MATCHMAKING:  Renee Ashley Baker is ‘looking for a husband’  (to dress up in costumes with on Halloween).  His qualifications:  Caucasian, 50-70 years of age, and must reside in Colorado, New York, Canada or Europe. 

Renee Ashley Baker will be MOVING TO NEW YORK (then to France to meet the Chandon family and the Chairmen of Chanel, LVMH, and Hermes). . . .

NOW—-view Renee Ashley Baker new Halloween VIDEO (click link):  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

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FBI, Dracula, Autobiographies and Etiquette (by Renee Ashley Baker)

October 12, 2010

   

  

 

 

 

  Halloween Video:  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

                             A biopic about J. Edgar Hoover ?  

 Yep, I hear there is one in the works.    J Edgar to be played by ?

 

  

plus  

 

FOR  HALLOWEEN:  Dracula!   ( by  The Colorado Ballet . . . .) 

 

 

 and. . . .

ON   ETIQUETTE ?

 

 

 

 

 

Try: 

1.  Letitia Baldridge’s  New Manners For New Times: A Complete Guide To Etiquette

2.  Emily Posts Etiquette by Peggy Post

3.  The Nice Girl’s Guide To Good Behavior  by Monica Redich

4.  Entertaining Is Fun by Dorothy Draper

 

and

SHOUT  OUT   TO   BOOK   PUBLISHERS  IN   NEW YORK:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like a cash advance from a book Publisher in the amount of $500,000-$1 million dollars for my autobiography “Live!  (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker ( about Renee Ashley Baker’s  foray , entre,  adventure  into the Fashion and beauty industry. . . ) 

The Plan

1.  Renee Ashley Baker photographed by DeSciose (in Denver).

2.  Renee Ashley Baker will sign contract with Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service.

3.  Ford Modeling Agency (New York): Renee Ashley Baker  will move to New York to have Ford Modeling Agency represent Renee Ashley Baker as ‘Spokesmodel’ .

4.  Renee Ashley Baker will sign contract with New York book publisher to publish autobiography “Live!  (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker.

5.  Renee Ashley Baker will  move permanently into Hotel Pierre in New York City.

6.  Renee Ashley Baker will meet with Princess von Furstenberg regarding design of  100% silk tees.

7.  France:  Renee Ashley Baker will  go to France to meet with (to have dinner with) the Chairmen of Chanel, LVMH, and Hermes.

8.Yahoo/Bing:  Renee Ashley Baker would like a seat on the Board of Directors of Yahoo/Bing. . . .

 

plus…..

 

SHOUT  OUT   TO  MICHAEL OF THE CARLYLE   (Cherry Creek, Denver)

 I’d like Michael of the Caryle to style my hair for my photo session with DeSciose

 

Halloween Video: Charlie Daniels and . . . .

October 6, 2010

 

 

View Renee Ashley Baker’s  “2010” HALLOWEEN Video (click link below):

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

 

 

     SHOUT OUT — To The Dean/Chancellor of the Wharton School of Business:

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to hire an “Intern” from the Wharton School of Business. 

Job Title:  Internet Publicity Assistant/Researcher

Duties: To “collect data” and “prepare reports” on 

 (a) Renee Ashley Baker’s “presence”  on the internet and

 (b)  Renee Ashley Baker’s “merchandising” on the internet. 

AND NOW . . . .TO THE LINKS:

 

Shout Out To Bill O’Reilly:  Can you link my Charlie Daniels page to your website?  (COPY and paste link below)

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id.10.html

Shout Out To Sean Hannity:  Can you link my Charlie Daniels page to your website?  (COPY  and paste link below)

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

Shout Out To Mark  Levin:  Can you link my Charlie Daniels page to your website? (COPY  and paste link below)

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

Shout Out To Glenn Beck:  Can you link my Charlie Daniels page to your website?  (COPY  and past link below)

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

Shout Out To Rush Limbaugh:  Can you link my Charlie Daniels page to your website?  (COPY  and paste link below)

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  NEW VIDEO (click link):

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

QUEEN II: Queen Elizabeth’s WarHorse….

October 21, 2009
Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Zero79 (on Flickr)

Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Zero79 (on Flickr)

Renee Ashley's mother--Mrs Ashley--the Queen (Too)

Renee Ashley's mother--Mrs Ashley--the Queen (Too)

White Rocking Horse by sf2London (on Flickr)

White Rocking Horse by sf2London (on Flickr)

Question ?

Q: A “White Rocking Horse” Like The White Rocking Horse Above Is Seen In the Last Scene of What James Bond Thriller?

PLUS….

WARHORSE 2

Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip

Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip

Queen Elizabeth II

Queen Elizabeth II

Queen Elizabeth II and Prince Philip stop the show as they arrive late at the London Premier of the “WarHorse”….(Queen Elizabeth II by THE REX….)

Plus….

New “MM” Photos Discovered….

Marilyn Monroe by Ed Clark

Marilyn Monroe by Ed Clark

And…Some New CRYPT–OLOGY?

The price for spending eternity above Marilyn Monroe is $4.5 million….That is how much the “crypt” directly above the actress went for in an online auction that was held August 14 on Ebay. The ebay.com listing said the space at Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery above Monroe is being vacated, making room for someone else. The ‘listing’ also offers the detail that the current occupant is “looking face down on” Monroe….Note: Bidding for the auction started at $500,000….

Plus….

ABOUT RENEE ASHEY’S MOTHER (MRS ASHLEY)

1. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) is pictured above.
2. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) is with Royalty.
3. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) is a Queen Too.
4. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) partied in The Hamptons (New York).
5. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) brunched every Sunday at the Brown Palace Hotel (in Denver).
6. Renee Ashey Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) always hated California.
7. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother–Mrs. Ashley– married my father (Mr. Ashley) who was a “Mason”.
8. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs Ashley) had steak on the stove when I came home from school.
9. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) always wore her silk dresses, pearls and high heels when I came home from school (she llooked like June Cleaver).
10. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) had a $250,000 Estate and she left Renee Ashley/Renee Ashley Baker $50,000 from her $250,000 Estate.
11. Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (Mrs. Ashley) hated the name Gale/Gail….
Note: Renee Ashley Baker will sign a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies as a ‘Spokes Model’ –and for $21 million dollars to be paid to Renee Ashey Baker. (Renee Ashley Baker “hates” California and Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to Germany….)

NOTE 2: THE “21” COMPANIES (THAT BELONG TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER AND TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S MOTHER–MRS ASHLEY. THESE 21 COMPANIES ARE “NOT” GALE’S/ NOT GAIL’S AND GALE/GAIL IS “NOT” GOING TO GET ANYTHING FROM THESE 21 COMPANIES…):
1. Faberge (Russia)
2 Mikimoto (Japan)
3. Grosvenor Furs of Canada (Represented by Albert Furs)
4. Shonbek Chandeliers (Germany)
5. Rolex (Switzerland)
6. Bang & Olufson (Denmark)
7. Burberry (England)
8. Jimmy Choo (England)
9. Chane/Chanel Cosmeticsl/Renee Perfume by Chanel (France) 10.Hermes/St. Louis Cristal (France)
11. Moet Champagne/Louis Vuitton (France)
12. Hagen Daz (USA/Jewish)
13. Neiman marcus (USA/Jewish)
14. Creme de La Mer (USA/Jewish)
15. Yahoo not Google (and eventually a seat on the Board of Directors of Yahoo)
16. AT&T/BlackJack Phone (USA)
17. MSN/Microsoft (USA)
18. General Motors (USA)
19. IBM (USA)
20. Swarovski (For The Royal Family of Austria)
21.

FOR WEDNESDAY….Halloween Favorites

October 14, 2009
Richard Lynch Star Trek (Villain ?)

Richard Lynch Star Trek (Villain ?)

ShadowPrince by ShadowPrincess (on Flickr)

ShadowPrince by ShadowPrincess (on Flickr)

Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Zero79

Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Zero79

Richard Lynch

Richard Lynch

Did I tell you, my readers, about the time I, Renee Ashley Baker, met (ran into) one of my favorite character actors? His name is Richard Lynch and it was in a public place–in Westwood–on a staircase. I, was bounding ‘down’ the stairs (he walking ‘up’ the stairs) when literally he and I collided–face to face–CRASH! I was, as he could tell, startled. And–it was I who moved first (to my right) as he, smoothly (and movie actor like) passed me on my left continuing on up the up staircase. When I thought he’d been successfully fooled (that is just as he was about to reach the upper landing) I yelled out, “I Love Your Work!”….”Thank You”, he replied back continuing on his way ‘movie actor smooth’….
(Note: Just so my readers — and Richard Lynch –know why I was in that building that day I was using the ‘law library’ that is located downstairs in the basement. And….Did you know that Richard Lynch starred in the last “Halloween” movie? (“Halloween 2007”). Yes, he did! He portrayed the principal at Michael Myers school–he played Principal Harris Chambers….).

Plus….Below some of Renee Ashley Baker’s other ‘favorites’

Hannibal Lector

Hannibal Lector

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “I, Renee Ashley Baker would love to star in a motion picture opposite Anthony Hopkins. A classic spy thriller set in London or Prague. So–how’s Renee Ashley Baker, Val Kilmer, and Anthony Hopkins for ‘inspired’ casting ?)

Harris by Renee Ashley Baker

“Harris” by Renee Ashley Baker. Photo Taken By Renee Ashley Baker With A Motorola AT&T Camera Phone. All Rights Reserved.

RICH? Then Chase–It’s The Credit Card For You….

October 7, 2009
Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Zero79 (on Flickr)

Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Zero79 (on Flickr)

Car Chase by Sanbeiji (on Flickr)

Car Chase by Sanbeiji (on Flickr)

FOR THE UPPER CRUST

CHASE’S “SAPPHIRE”

Only At Chase Bank….

Chase Card Services, a unit of JP Morgan Chase & Co, will now offer a rewards card designed for “wealthy customers”.
The new card, the “Chase Sapphire” is designed for the top earning 15% of U.S. Households. It ofers travel services, access to round the clock customer service, and a “rewards program” ….

FOR THE UPPER MIDDLE EMPLOYED (with good crust taste….)

Panera Lobster Sandwich (photo by mydailyphotoshoot.com)

Panera Lobster Sandwich (photo by mydailyphotoshoot.com)

Panera Bread’s $17 Lobster Sandwich….Brought To You By Panera Bread Company of St. Louis Missouri

Saint Louis Panera Bread Company

Saint Louis Panera Bread Company

FOR THE UPPER, UPPER CRUST (with good taste and lots of dough….)

Sapphire Jewelry auctioned by Sothebys May 2009

"Sapphire Jewelry" auctioned by Sotheby's May 2009

Wednesday, May 6, 2009….At A Sotheby’s Auction In Geneva Switzerland the “Sapphires” (pictured above) were estimated to bring between: $500,000-$800,000 (earrings); $320,000-$520,000 (necklace) and $450,000-$650,000 (bracelet)….

PLUS….

“GOOD-BYE WILLIAM SAFIRE’ From Renee Ashley Baker

(William Safire 1929 – 2009 Winner of both the “Presidential Medal of Honor” and the “Pulitzer Prize”….)

plus….

25 THINGS ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

The Bread Of Life? Croissants of course….
Renee Ashley Baker says that she does NOT eat donuts–that she absolutely ‘hates’ donuts–but that she loves to eat “CROISSANTS’ –fresh baked–with or without butter….
(Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Ford Modeling Agency–in New York City–for representation to 21 Companies which include: Moet Champagne/Louis Vuitton, Jimmy Choo, Chanel, Chanel Cosmetics, Chanel Perfume –‘Renee Perfume by Chanel’– and– Rolex of Switzerland….)

Halloween Puzzle Marks The Spot….

October 6, 2009
Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Xero79

Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Xero79

Puzzle Pieces by rpongsaj (on Flickr)

Puzzle Pieces by rpongsaj (on Flickr)

Can You Solve This HAL- LOW- EEN Puzzle?

HAL (Holbrook)+S.C.= MARK?
HAL (HolbrooK)+D.T.= MARK?