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HAPPY FATHER’S DAY 2014! Great Gift Ideas For Dad (plus “Good-Bye To Maya Angelou”)….plus Yes to Disney Studios and Yes to Sony, and Yes to Nightlife Paris France !

May 27, 2014

READING FOR DAD “ON FATHER’S DAY”…

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

INTERSCOPE RECORDS (“NO TO EMINEM”): CLICK LINK TO READ MORE: http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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NOW

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER HEADS TO FRANCE WITHOUT OPRAH, WITHOUT CHARLIZE, WITHOUT UNIVERSAL, WITHOUT INTERSCOPE (MEANING WITHOUT EMINEM’S JUNK)….

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO “GET AWAY” FROM THE NAME GALE/GAIL….

A 30 YEAR MORTGAGE WITH 20% DOWN????

Rothschild Bank logo

TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN–FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER:

IF– YOU SELL THIS HOUSE TO ME I’LL WRITE A “JAMES BOND” NOVEL FOR HARPER COLLINS AND THE IAN FLEMING PUBLICATIONS LTD (I’LL WRITE THE NOVEL INSIDE THIS VILLA….)….

Cote d Azur

NOW….BON VOYAGE, I RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE LEAVING FOR FRANCE !

Renee Ashley Baker (above)

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NOW

FATHER’S DAY (2014)

BUY MY KENNEDY BOOK….

JFK cover 1

ABOUT ….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “OTHER PAPA”….

President John F Kennedy and Family

My Mother Was “Snow White”…..

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING TO FRANCE to get away from the name GALE/GAIL….(and I will not be working with nor for Oprah Winfrey)….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am leaving so that I can “date” 52 handsome Caucasian Men a year.

And, I Renee Ashley Baker, will be “settling my lawsuit” (out of court) for no less than $60 Million Dollars….

Click On President JFK(above)to BUY “Irma’s House Of Numbers (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)”…

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President Obama with Daughters

President Obama (Commander-In-Chief and Dad-In-Chief) with Daughters Sasha and Malia.

AND….

MORE DADS…

The Absolute Funniest Comedy Duo: TOM and COLIN.

plus

Dimitrios Kambouris

Celebrities feed the homeless at the Los Angeles Mission

Will Smith Family

Daddy Kevin and his family

Mel Gibson and Lucia

Tom Cruise and Suri at Disney Typhoon Lagoon Water Park

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie take the kids to FAO Schwarz

Jay Z and Blue Ivy

(Pictured Above: Movie Directors Tom Hanks, Kevin Costner and Mel Gibson; Movie Actors Harrison Ford, Will Smith, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and Rapper/Music Impressario Jay-Z)

and…..

CONGRATULATIONS TO NEW DAD BRUCE WILLIS!

New Baby Evelyn with Big Sister Mabel Ray

Pictured Above is Bruce’s “new baby ” Beautiful Baby Girl Evelyn with big sister Mabel Ray ….

and

NOW…EVEN MORE DADS…

PAPA PIERRE WERTHEIMER

Pierre Wertheimer

Pierre, the Father of Gerard and Alain Wertheimer, founded with CoCo Chanel, the cosmetics and fashion GIANT “Chanel”. Chanel Inc is worth an estimated $19 billion dollars….(I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to France to launch ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN which hopefully will be “backed” by brothers Gerard and Alain…”Happy Father’s Day Papa Pierre”).

Chanel for Men Bleu

plus

“Good-Bye Maya Angelou” from Renee Ashley Baker

Maya Angelou was born in St. Louis Missouri in 1928.

Maya Angelou

St Louis Arc Gateway to the West

below….

FATHER’S DAY 2014….

WHAT TO GET DAD….

HAVE MONEY? DAD WILL TRAVEL…

TO EXOTIC LOCALS….

Cazenove-and-Lloyd Exotic Travel Agency

VISIT CAZENOV & LLOYD’S WEBSITE (CLICK HERE): http://www.cazloyd.com/en-gb/

and

ALWAYS FISCHER’S TRAVEL TRIP ADVERSORY

Exotic Travel

Arc de Triomphe

VISIT FISCHER’S ELITE TRAVEL
(CLICK HERE): http://www.elitetraveler.com/leaders-in-luxury/bill-fischer

Camper & Nicholson Yacht Rental

VISIT CAMPER & NICHOLSON LUXURY YACHT RENTAL IN SOUTH OF FRANCE (CLICK HERE): http://www.camperandnicholsons.com/contact/yacht-broker-antibes-159.htm

AND….

LOVE WINE?

TRY Astor Wine & Sprits (New York) or join City Winery New York’s Wine Club

Astor Wines & Spirits New York City

VISIT: CITY WINERY NEW YORK (CLICK LINK HERE): http://www.citywinery.com/newyork/

SUMMER BICYCLING YOUR CHOICE FOR SUMMER FUN?

Bobbin birdie bicycle safari

His and Hers Clos Cruiser by C Wonder

(Bobbin “Safari” Bicycle…. and…. His and Her Clos Cruisers by C Wonder)

and

Gift Ideas For Dad (Father’s Day 2014)

Tiffany & Co bronze swivel desk clock

(Tiffany & Co Bronze Swivel Desk Clock)

VISIT TIFFANY & CO (CLICK HERE): http://www.tiffany.com/International.aspx?&

and

LET’S NOT FORGET MINNIE & MICKEY….(IN PARIS !)

Disneyland-Paris-france

NOW

About The House The Erma Foundation Built…I’ll Be Buying It With My Out of Court Settlement and Building It In East Hampton….This house will be owned by CP Irrevocable Trust and will have “two wings” (east and west) and will have “two elevators” plus “roof top guest quarters”. (I’ll still be residing in France nine months out of the year and in East Hampton three months out of the year)…Now… Below…view Katharine Hepburn’s Connecticut Manse (it’s up for sale at $14.8 Million)….

Katharine Hepburn Home for sale at 14.8 million

WANT ANTIQUES FOR DAD?

VISIT SOTHEBYS.COM

(Below The Lamont Dupont Collection….Lamont was the eldest Son of Irenee DuPont)

Sotheby Antiques

NOW….THE FATHER (aka FATHER TIME?)

The Patriarch The Remarkable Life and Turbulent Times of Joseph P Kennedy

Great Patriot and Patriarch Joseph P. Kennedy…He had nine children (one becoming the 35th President of the United States)….

and….

SHOUT OUT: To Lady de Rothschild
I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like you to become a Board Member of THE ERMA FOUNDATION (in organization)….

Lady de Rothschild

FOR A SAFE DAD

Bunker Hill Security Cameras with color monitor

Bunker Hill Security (with this color security system you get two cameras and a flat panel color monitor so that Dad can see whos lurking at the front (and back door)

need more gift ideas?

READ ON….

LG G FLEX SMARTPHONE $695

LG G Flex Smartphone

LG (with this smartphone you get reduced glare on video calls and increased audio quality for “voice only” calls).

HOOPTY DOOS FOR DAD?

Redshift Mx  by BRD Motorcycles

REDSHIFT’S MX (BY BRD MOTORCYCLES) $14, 995

OLD VINYL RECORDS STILL DAD’S FAVORITES?

Orbit Plus Vinyl Record Player by Uturn Audio

Orbit Plus (A vinyl record player by Boston’s U-turn Audio $279)

OR…

GOT A MODERN DAD WHO WANTS SUPERIOR “DIGITAL” STEREO SOUND ?

Bang and Olufsen BeoSound 8

Bang & Olufsen BeoSound…(What More Can I Say?)

WHAT TO PLAY ON DAD’S BEOSOUND?

Looking Into You A Tribute To Jackson Browne

Why Not “Looking Into You: A Tribute To Jackson Browne”

DAD LIKE TV?

Band and Olufsen Beovision 103 Plasma Flat Panel

Bang & Olufsen Beovision (This is Bang & Olufsen’s newest flat panel “103”….)

WHAT WILL DAD WATCH?

How About “Turn” (the new AMC spy series)

The Agent AMC New Spy Series

Turn

DAD LIKE TO DISCO ? (WITH MOM OF COURSE)

Paris France’s Hottest Discotheques …..

The Buddha Room and…Maceo

(yes THAT Maceo…the one that was with James Brown)

Buddha Paris France

Maceo Paris France

NOW MORE LUXURY TRAVEL IDEAS

Bali Como Shambhala Estate

BALI: COMO SHAMBHALA ESTATE

Koh Samui Kamalaya

KOH SAMUI: KAMALAYA RESORT

Maldives One and Only Reethi Rah Private Island

MALDIVES: ONE & ONLY REETHI RAH PRIVATE ISLAND

Mustique via abercrombie kent destinations

AND…

MUSTIQUE: The Caribbean Island Where The British Royal Family Vacations (an Abercombrie Kent destination pictured above)

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NOW….

DISNEY IF I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, GET A 7 YEAR EXCLUSIVE CONTRACT….(NO I.P.O. and NO DISNEY STOCK)….. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL HIRE MY “ACTORS”….

Plus….I, Renee Ashley Baker, have found a “fabulous” house that I want to BUY on the French Riviera (on the Cote d’Azur) and I’ll buy this house with my “out of court settlement” (minimum $60 Million Dollars) or I’ll buy the house on the French Riviera with the $30 Million Dollars that I’m getting through the 70% sale of Erma French Perfume and Design, which I’ll headquarter in France and will hopefully sell to The Wertheimers)….

(NOW SCROLL DOWN TO READ RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “D”)

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THE TIME MACHINE….IS IT REAL? View Video Below also now at LULU ! “Irma’s House of Numbers” : A Special Limited Edition)

February 13, 2014

NOW AVAILABLE ON LULU !

HARDBACK…SPECIAL EDITION….$24.95….

“IRMA’S HOUSE OF NUMBERS (COUNTING THE KENNEDY CONSPIRACY)”

by

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

(click on photo of President JFK below to buy….)

JFK cover 1

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Philip Seymour Hoffman

HE PORTRAYED LITTLE DILL HARRIS…..

Philip Seymour Hoffman as Capote

R.I.P.

Philip Seymour Hoffman

(July 23, 1967 – February 2, 2014 )

Dead at age 47 …. Of A Heroin Overdose

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French Riviera

When I, Renee Ashley Baker, was 8/1/2 years old in St. Louis Missouri, I’d sit on the lounge chair by the swimming pool that was in the backyard of my Mother’s “mini-mansion” . (As I’ve previously stated, the “mini-mansion” was owned by my Mother the Beautiful Mrs A/B….). I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking forward to once again sitting on lounge chairs…this time on the French Riviera where I can see the “Meditteranean Sea” from my back yard….

SO….I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be leaving for France in June and hopefully, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be STARRING IN a “Dating Show” where I will “date rich MEN”. (The show would be shown on worldwide satellite TV…maybe France satellite TV or maybe Direct TV satellite TV)… And I, Renee Ashley Baker, will also be launching ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN in Paris France hopefully with The Wertheimers owning 70%…..

St Louis at night
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NOW….FOR PRESIDENTS’ DAY….

President John F Kennedy pencil

A Special Limited Edition of “Irma’s House Of Numbers (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)” …NEW MATERIAL ADDED!

FINALLY–An Answer To The 50 Year Old Question: WHO KILLED JFK?

Click (above) to BUY….
Cost $19.99 (A Selz ebook) or Cost $24.99 (A LuLu hardback)…

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selz logo

PLEASE LEARN MORE ABOUT “SELZ” …SELZ IS HEADQUARTERED IN SIDNEY AUSTRALIA….

CLICK ON SELZ LOGO ABOVE….AND CLICK ON LINK BELOW (FOR “REVIEWS”)

http://www.merchantmaverick.com/shopping-cart-software-reviews/selz-review/

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(SCROLL DOWN FOR VALENTINE’S DAY….)

Potpourri: Labor Day, Hurricane Preparedness, Cosmopolitan Ice, A National Lottery (Plus TLC and Spike TV)

September 2, 2011

 

 

Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to France” to work in the Fashion and Beauty Industry (with Tiffany & Co and Chanel Corp) .

 

 

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No to Russell Crowe, No to Steven Spielberg,

 NO to all those I’ve previously said “NO” to.

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HAPPY  BIRTHDAY  TO  ME !

TO  TLC  AND  SPIKE  TV:

CABLE TV RIGHTS TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S CHRISTMAS/NEW YEARS/BIRTHDAY  “TV  SHOW”.

Asking Price:  $1.5  MILLION   (minimum)….

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READY PREPAREDNESS

Recent tragic events like storms (Irene), hurricanes (Joplin) and the big one (Katrina) strike hard.   PREPARE NOW!

http://www.herringtoncatalog.com/w453.html

 

 http://www.readybox.com/

 

http://www.redcrossstore.org/

 

kelty emergency lamp….

http://www.kelty.com/p-391-lumapivot.aspx

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P L U S

LABOR DAY PREPAREDNESS (GIANT ICE CUBES !)

The Tovolo King Cube Tray creates half a dozen drink-enhancing ice cubes….

http://www.cheftools.com/Tovolo-King-Cube-Silicone-Ice-Cube-Tray-Pink/productinfo/06-2375-03/

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A N D

RELAXATION PREPAREDNESS

HAMMOCKS!

Hatteras Hammocks: http://www.myhammock.com/products.asp?cat=42&utm_source=msn&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=myhammock.com&utm_content=Hatteras%20Hammocks&utm_term=hatteras%20hammock

Pawley Island Hammocks: http://www.myhammock.com/products.asp?cat=42&utm_source=msn&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=myhammock.com&utm_content=Hatteras%20Hammocks&utm_term=hatteras%20hammock

Hammock-To-Go:http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/hammock-to-go-portable-hammock

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FINALLY

Sipping  Preparedness….

The Cherry Martini (Backyard Cocktail Party)

Cherry Martini Recipe: http://www.recipe.com/cherry-martini/

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WHAT TO THINK ABOUT ON LABOR DAY….

THE NATIONAL DEBT

Renee Ashley Baker’s Idea To Reduce The National Debt

 (at $500 million dollars a month)….

A National Lottery….

To GIVE AWAY  $1 million dollars per week.

25 million people would buy “lottery tickets” at $1 per ticket.

This–is how it would work. 

The U.S. Government would run this “National Lottery” on a website.  There would be a purchasing  limit of $5 per week (for five lottery numbers).  The purchaser (Player) would log on to the National Lottery website AND input name, address, and social security number.  Then pay–$5–via debit card or credit card.  Wait seven days for the “weekly drawing” (held in Washington DC where a “National Lottery official” would pull numbered balls out of a “drum”.)   Of course many more than 25,000,000 people would watch the “weekly drawing” to see who will be come that week’s millionaire.  A Millionaire A Week!

Players MUST HAVE a “valid” social security number  AND a “valid” State issued I.D. in order to “collect” his or her  winnings….

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and

RENEE’S  BIG  WIN ?

A MAN  — A HUSBAND  (via Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service)

HE MUST BE: Caucasian/Jewish and 50-70 Years Of Age…..

Renee has planned a wedding reception for 400 guests on a yacht (The Christina O!)  in the French Riviera….

Au Revoir

signed

Renee Ashley Baker

HANNA, Jackie Kennedy, plus Press Release (“12 Documents”)

April 4, 2011

 

                                       “12   Documents”

 

 TO BUY NOW:

VISIT ORDER SITE:   http://ErmaRenayAshley.tripod.com

                      (Lee Harvey Oswald at the Bronx Zoo)

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 VIEW  GOLDEN EYE  BELOW….         

 

                              “are  children  bad  people  too ?”

                                    H  +  ANNA   =  HANNA  

                      Starring  The  Great  Cate   (Blanchett)

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Still “NO” to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Charlize Theron, No to Madonna, No to Katy Perry, No to Tyra Banks, No to Whitney Houston, No to Halle Berry, No to Al Pacino, No to Ryan O’Neil, No to Melanie Griffith, No to Universal, No to NBC, No to CBS, No to ABC,  No to Geffen, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Gale Hurd, No to Gail Katz.   No to ALL others that Renee Ashley Baker has previously said NO to and  

                                         NO  TO  CALIFORNIA

 Yes to Tiffany & Co (Renee will design a Crocodile Handbag for Tiffany & Co and for Princess Kate Middleton?) and….Yes To Chanel Corporation (“Renee Perfume”  a 30/70 profit split with Chanel?)

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Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to France (buying a house with a swimming pool in the back yard).   Rothschild Bank will “make the mortgage”.   (Renee Ashley Baker will work in the “fashion and beauty industry”).  

Plus….Wedding Bells

Renee Ashley Baker will be getting married in 2011 (with the help of matchmaker Janis Spindel)

      HE must be 50-70 years of age and Caucasian/Jewish….

               For more about Renee Ashley Baker scroll down

                         NO  TO  ULTA   (Yes to PERFUMANIA)

     I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in the perfume business with Chanel Corporation but WITHOUT  ULTA….

SHOUT  OUT  TO MY FRIENDS IN PARIS FRANCE….

        (Renee Ashley Baker will become a French citizen)

plus  La Bouvier . . . .

Question:  Who designed the wedding dress worn by Jackie  Bouvier Kennedy  in 1953?

Answer:  Black fashion designer Ann Lowe (pictured below)

 

                                              BUY   NOW

                                          “12 Documents”

                                    (500 Orders Needed)

                     To read Press Release (click link below)

 http://ErmaRenayAshley.Tripod.com

           plus  plus  plus  plus  plus  plus  plus  plus  plus 

            GOLDENEYE  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

New Year: Fashion In Winter, New Products, Potpourri, and Renee’s Statement (again!)

January 12, 2011

 

 





www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com





 

 

 

 

 

VIEW  VIDEO:  

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9K0ZvBtsUg

 

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re:  NO.

NO  to ALL THOSE I,Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to. . . .(However, I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to appear on–act on– the  TV Show “Nikita”. . . .) 

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CAN’T  FIGURE  ?

TRY:               RENEE    SAVE    U.K.

 (without the second “S”)

 

ANAGRAM QUIZ:  The above phrase –the above three words –spell out an anagram . . . . Can  you  figure  out  what  it  is ?

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P L U S

 

 

      re:  GUEST OF A GUEST ?

       I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be hiring a writer–a BLOGGER–to be the “guest blogger” for “About Renee Ashley Baker ” for the next 12 months.   Renee Ashley Baker’s “guest blogger” will be female, caucasian, and  JEWISH. . . .
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PLUS. . . .
 
 Momma  &  Baby  Puffer

 

  J Crew Baby Puffer Jacket

        

 

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, want Michael Kors to save me a puffer vest that I can wear  all around  New York . . . .Thank you Michael !  

plus 

more winter wear

Hermes Suede Gloves at Bluefly.com  (cost: $550.00)

   Coach  Fur Gloves  trimmed in mink (cost: $398)

 

 Waterproof Boots For Women ?

 

 

 

 

      

    Joan of Artic  by Sorel

    A waterproof full grain leather and suede winter boot with faux fur trim

 Elle McPherson wearing the  Sorel’s Joan of Artic

and

Renee’s Favorite Winter Slather On . . . .

  and

MORE   WINTER   POTPOURRI

  For The Family’s Safety During Winter

 

(Walkway Snow Melting Mat by Heat Trak) 

 FOR  The Family’s Space Heating During Winter

 

Conserving Energy or Conserving Costs the Eden Pure Heater is the way to go …. 

and

 for. . . .

RECREATION  IN  WINTER:

So you  Want To Learn To Ski?

Try the Killington Ski School in Killington Vermont. . . .

This ski resort has an “escalator” for those who can’t ride the ski lift up the mountain!. . . .

Safety Beacon

 

       For those who already ski (as well as the novice) you must, must carry the “multi-survival module”.   .  .  .  It keeps you safe in the woods, on the slopes and even in the city . . . . (In an emergency it emits an extremely loud, piercing whistle that can be heard for well lover a mile should you get LOST!)

Buy at:  HerringtonCatalog.com

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TO THE WORLDWIDE PRESS/MEDIA: 

I Must Have 1,000 Orders (at $99 per order).

You WILL be able to FAX your orders…..

Visit:  www.JFKRFKASHLEY.Blogspot.com

and. . . .

        I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be (a) getting married plus (b) moving to France plus  (c) designing handbags (for Tiffany & Co ?) plus  (d) launching a perfume line (with a Chanel Corporation profit split  30/70 ?).

2.  re:  RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  ‘PINK  FUSCIA  JACKET’.   It  is packed up and will be MOVED to FRANCE. . . .

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a CITIZEN OF FRANCE)

Now…Renee Ashley Baker’s products. . . .

 

 

 

 

 IBM’s Lenovo –it has  “Facial Recognition” Software !

 Renee Ashley Baker’s  Husband by  Janis Spindel Matchmaking

Renee Ashley Baker will be :

getting married in 2011

premiering aRenee Ashley Baker handbag line in 2012

launching a Renee Ashley Baker perfume in 2013

Below:  Renee Ashley Baker’s House in the South of France (?????)

 

 P L U S

Still “NO” TO:  Gale Hurd, Gail Katz, Charlize Theron, Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, Melanie Griffith, Goldie Hawn,  Madonna, Madonna’s company, Brittany Spears, Rihanna, Whitney Houston, Beyonce Knowles, Tyra Banks, Halle Barry, Whoopi Goldberg, Dr. Dre,  Sony.    Also No to Universal, Grammercy, MCA/Farm, NBC, CBS.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am in the “fashion and beauty industry”.

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