Posts Tagged ‘gifts’

(#Father’s Day 2013: Generations of Greatness….#G.Q: Gifts and Quests for Dad aka Esq. aka #Esquire…)

June 4, 2013

President Obama with children

above, President Obama (aka Big Daddy?)

now…..

re: Marco Rubio

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, do not like Marco Rubio. Why isn’t Marco Rubio in jail for “mishandling” $210,000 in “campaign contributions”? Marco Rubio should “go to jail” like Jesse Jackson Jr, right? Marco Rubio is “crap” for trying to “set up” an “underground economy” of “illegal alien money”. So, “No” to Marco Rubio (also no to Nicholas Cage, no to Mathew Mcconaughey, and no to Ben Affleck…..)

NOW…..

PRESENTING…..

THE GREAT “SHOWBUSINESS DAD” (POPPA JOE JACKSON AKA DADDY OF “THE JACKSON 5″….)

Katherine Jackson with husband Joe Jackson

Renee Ashley Bakers Mother 1925-1985

HEY Paris: check out the dresses and the BIG hair on the “ladies” (aka Mrs Katherine and my Mother–the Beautiful Mrs. A/B)….

THEY’RE THE EXACT SAME….LOL!

(You’ve got a Golden Globe to win young woman….)

NOW…..

Father’s Day Gifts For Dad….

Visol 6oz flask

(above, a 6 oz nip– a NIPPY– for Dad by Visol)

or What About A Manse?

june-estates-01-maryland Doncaster Property Services

(above, EASTON MARYLAND, still on the market: 7 Bedrooms, 8.5 Baths, 12,000 sq ft and just $15 Million asking price….Contact: Doncester Property Services: 410-820-7676)

and….

what about

like “clockwork” ?

clockwork

SO

……now…..presenting…..

the

DAD IN CHIEF….

President Obama Father's Day 2012

BELOW…..

MORE GIFTS….FOR …. DAD (for Father’s Day)

BMW_Vision_Connected_Drive_04

(The Vision: Future Perfect BMW ConnectedDrive)

cannondale_flash_carbon_29_er_11

(The Flash: The Finest Mountain Bike In The World)

Louis Vuitton_Tambour LV227 automatic chronograph

(The Louis….aka The Tabour…The Finest Chronograph In The World)

Wicked Laser Torch Flashlight

The Torch: The Brightest Flashlight In The World)

Now…

Father’s Day 2013….

FREEDOM DADS

NORWAY-RIGHTS-OSLO FREEDOM FORUM

(above, Thor Halverson, founder “Oslo Freedom Forum”)

DOCTOR DADS

The Three Doctors Foundation

Sampson Davis George Jenkins Remick Hunt

(above, Sampson Davis, George Jenkins, Remick Hunt….founders of The Three Doctors Foundation)

STATESMAN DADS….

Statesman Julian Bond

(above, Statesman Julian Bond, another “friend” of my family….Julian Bond’s first cousin was a “friend” of my brother “James”….)

Now….Dads

FOR YOUR PARENTS

AARP-Card

(above, AARP Roadside Service is helpful)

FOR YOUR CHILDREN

FBI SOS Website

(above, the F.B.I.’s new Child Internet Safety Website)

AND….FOR DADS WHO GIVE

(Charity Giving: It’s Always In Season)

Mark Wahlberg The Gentlemens Fund

(above, Mark Wahlberg for The Gentlemen’s Fund)

Other Charities (for Dads)
The Ann Frank Foundation
Special Olympics.org

FOR ADVENTURE DADDIES (TRAVEL WILD ALASKA)

Travel Wild Exhibitions Alaska

FOR GOLFING DADDIES

Moscow City Gold Club

(above The Moscow City Golf Club….One of Renee Ashley Baker’s favorites)

FOR ACTION DADDIES

Laird Hamilton surfer extraordinaire

LairdHamilton_Teahupoo

Ride Waves like “The Big Kahuna” (aka Poppa Laird)

Waikiki-Paddle-Festival-Quicksilver 2012

OR….DAD CAN TRY….

The “Paddle” Festival: A New sport where Dad stands up and paddles.
(The above photo from the Quicksilver “paddle festival” 2012)

ipod case waterproof

(above a “waterproof ipod case”….so you can surf or paddle and listen to “Surfin Safari” by The Beach Boys)

NOW…..

I SAY…..

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY TO SOME CELEBRITY DADS ….

Tom Cruise with daugter Suri

TOM

bruce-willis_daughters-rumer-tallulah

BRUCE

Robin Williams rides down a slide with his kids Cody and Zelda at the "Happy Feet Two" Premiere at the Grauman's Chinese Theater

ROBIN

AND ON FATHER’S DAY….

…LET’S NOT FORGET THE

ROMANTIC DADS….

Romantic couple drinking Champagne

(above, romantic couple sip champagne….Is it Moet ?)

AND…..

HIS NAME WAS PIERRE….

coco-chanel-and-pierre-wertheimer-number-5

(above, Daddy #5…. That is, Daddy to number 5…. Chanel #5 that is….)

and

coming soon

HRH BABY DADDY

Prince William aka The Duke of Cambridge aka The Proud Papa To Be !

Prince William and Kate expecting a baby

and let’s never forget….

THE AMAZING HOWARD HUGHES

(What man doesn’t revere the great billionaire “genius” Howard Hughes)

Howard Hughes pilot

Howard Hughes 1953 Buick Roadmaster

(above, Howard Hughes “1953 Buick Roadmaster” sold in 2005 for $1 Million Dollars)

MY DADDY….

Renee Ashley Baker Buick 1

Renee Ashley Baker’s father (MR. ASHLEY) was a soldier (Army) and a Mason and A MAN…. (Click on Renee Ashley Baker above to visit Renee’s Website)….

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
Renee Loves New York (Hates California)
Renee Hates Football (Loves The Ballet)
Renee Hates Beer (Loves Moet Champagne)
Renee’s Party Affiliation (Democrat)
Renee NEEDS: “A Man–For A Love Match”
(HE must be caucasian, Jewish, 60-70 years of age, and…a Billionaire)

and

DAD…..AGAIN

Patriarch Joseph P Kennedy

above, Joseph P. Kennedy, the Great Patriarch

(Happy Father’s Day to all my ‘Kennedy’ daddyies. Click photo above to view TEF website)

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Still “no” to Miley Cyrus (because I think “they” are trying to make Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber into Gary Coleman!) and….I have “no projects” to do with Janet…. (However, “Hi Paris”).

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Wednesday: Sarah Jessica Parker

November 4, 2009

 

 

The Broderick Twins

Sarah Jessica and Mathew on ContactMusic

SEE BABY (Times Two….)

See Baby Learn (for Infants and Tots)
ART: Creativity Express (Designed by former Disney animators) COUNTING 1,2,3,: Zelda (children’s books) by Carol Gardner)
VIDEOS: ThatbabyDVD.com

See Baby Wear
GREEN BABY WEAR: Baby Soles
FASHION BABY WEAR:
Suede Baby Jumpers by Ugg Australia Outerwear ($135 at Bloomingdale’s)
Baby Puffer Jacket by JCrew ($98 at jcrew.com)
DIAMOND BABY WEAR: Babycz.com

See Baby Beauty
VANITY BABY HAIR : Silver Comb & Brush Set by Best & Co ($198 at Bergdorf Goodman)

See Baby Dry Off: Monogrammed Baby Towels ($88 Leotine Linens at Bergdorf Goodman)

See Baby Play:
CRAYON SET “Intrax” ($150 at Vivre.com)

See Baby Roll
BABY BUGGY: Pram by Silver Cross Baby ($2,800 at silvercrossbaby.com)

See Baby Travel
JET SET BABY: Baby B’Air Airplane Safety Vest

Special Thanks: Contact (for the Photograph)

Future Friday: Working Moms Unite (Finally!)

May 2, 2008

 

 

                                                                      June Cleaver as \

                              June Cleaver as “Mom” 

 Did you know?….That, women count for 40% of the work force?  That,  thousands of corporations, around the world,  now have “day care centers” on site?   That, some 70 corporations around the U.S. now have “Baby at Work” programs?  (Meaning, that mothers can actually take their babies to the office every day.  However–you should consider the following before taking ‘your’ baby to ‘your’ office.  Consider: the personality of your baby, the safety of your office and the cleanliness of your office….)

 June Cleaver as \

June Cleaver as “Mom in an apron”….

 

       Mother’s Yellow Dress….              Mother\'s Yellow Dress

                               

                                              Mother\'s (still)

below: FOR MOTHER’S WITH THEIR  OFFICES IN THEIR HOMES…. 

              Atlas Platter (at Tiffany & Co) 

Atlas Platter at Tiffany & Co (For mother’s lunch break–Wonderbread for the Breadwinner!)

 

Vita Nelson Desk Clock (by Design Public $340)

Vite Nelson Desk Clocks (by Design Public $340)

                                                                                            Limoges stamp box (from Victorian Trading Co)

Limoges stamp box (at Victorian Trading Co)

 Dransfied & Ross Crocodile Pencils $27 (for box of 6 pencils)

 Dransfield & Ross Crocodile Embossed Pencils ($27 for a box of 6)

                                                                                         Henry IV Convertible Baby High Chair by Sibi $1,350 

 Henry IV Convertible Baby High Chair by Sibi $1,350

Parnian world\'s most expensive desks $6,000-$200,000

 Parmian (makers of the world’s most expensive office desks $6,000-$200,000)

and: FOR MOMS WHO HAVE THEIR OFFICES  “OUTSIDE THEIR HOME”…..

Chanel J12 women\'s watch

Chanel’s J12 Women’s Watch (so Mom can “stay on time”)

  

                                                                                           Chanel Denim works for moms and non moms alike

Chanel Denim (beautiful on moms and non moms alike)  

 Dane Beatrix baby bag stroller tote $110

Dane Beatrix Baby Bag/Stroller Bag $110

  

                                                                        Nestt Baby Car Seat baby check in the egg

Nestt (World’s Best Baby Car Seat with “chick-in-the-egg” technology)  

 

Mercedes Benz SLR goddess gull winged wonder

Mercedes Benz SLR (The “Goddess’s Gull Winged Wonder”)

WEBSITES FOR “WORKING MOMS”:

www momspace.com (the mom’s “myspace”)

www workitmom.com (the mom’s”facebook”)

www wowowow.com  (the mom’s “site for advice from the famous”)

The above desk appointments sit on Renee Ashley Baker’s desk who is, alas, a “non-mom”.  And….I will “place” the above Mercedes Benz in my motion picture “as a product placement” IF–Mercedes Benz of Germany gives me the car free of charge….Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’  first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide,  under an “output deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SUPPORTS McCAIN FOR PRESIDENT….

Glamorous Wednesday: Mother’s Day (May 11th)

April 1, 2008

   

For: April 2, 2008 ….

                               

Chocolates 2                                                                                               

Noka Vintages Chocolates ($854 per pound)

                                                              Chocolates 1

Neuchatel Of Switzerland Chocolates ($508 per pound)

“Fakes” by Renee Ashley Baker

Rose Teacup #1656 (Photo Above Not For Sale )  “Fakes”  by Renee Ashley Baker”.  Copyright by Renee Ashley Baker.  All Rights Reserved.  (and….Not For Sale)

                                          Mother’s Day

                                 (Getaways To Plan Now!)

I.  Mother’s Day Spa Package

   (For Mom in the ‘Big Apple’)

1.  Bliss in Soho  www.blissworld.com

(Founder Marcia Kilgore says, “Bliss combines and “obsession with celebrities” with old fashioned “friendliness”.  Regulars include movie stars and fashion models).

2.  Other “Upper East Side”  Spas:

      a.   “Djerradines” (founded by French born Yasmine Djerradines): www.spa-addicts.com/spa_specials/yasmine.asp

     b.   The Spa at Equinox :  www.equinoxfitness.com/Home/Spa.aspx

II.  Mother’s Day Package

         (Mom by herself)

These are mainly for mother’s residing on the “East Coast”….

Link: www.escapemaker.com/women

III.  Mother’s Day Package

          (Mom With “Mickey”)

The Disney name says it all….

Link:  www.DisneyVacation.com

IV.  Mother’s Day Package

        (Mom With Children)

These “trips” are from 2007 but they’re still great “packages” for Mom and the Kids….

Link:  www.travelwithkids.about.com/cs/holidays/a/mothersdaygetaw_2.htm

V.   Mother’s Day at the Ice Cream Parlor or the Corner Candy Store….

         (Mom at Home)

        a.  Try a lovely crystal bowl full of “Jelly Belly” jelly beans (to have with a cup of  “Constant Comments”  or “Lipton tea”).

       b.  Try an old fashioned “ice cream sundae parfait” for six that is made of–what else– but “Oreo Cookies and Cream” (click link below for Renee’s ‘own’ original recipe !):

Link:  http://www.splendora.com/members/reneeashleybaker/blog

PREVIEW: Valentine’s Day

February 7, 2008

                                        Lindt Valentine’s Day                 

                         The History of Valentine’s Day

        Valentine’s Day (also called Saint Valentine’s Day) is a holiday celebrated on February 14th.  It is the traditional day on which lovers express their love for each other by sending Valentine’s cards or by gifting candy or flowers.

The Name: 

      The holiday is named after ‘two’ among numerous Early Christian figures named Valentine.  One being Saint Valentine of Terni.

The Romantic Association:

     The holiday became associated with ‘romantic love’ in the circle of Geoffrey Chaucer (during the High Middle Ages) when the tradition of  ‘courtly love’  flourished.   (Note: About Chaucer’s  ‘Love Birds’  I  give you  “Parlement of Foules”  by Geoffrey Chaucer….

            “For this was seynt Volantynys Day…When every byrd comyth there to choose his mate….” 

           Did you know this poem was written by Chaucer to honor the first anniversary of the engagement of King Richard II of England to Anne of Bohemia…By the way, She 14 years of age and he just 13 years of age).

The Greetings:  “When You Care Enough To Send The Very Best”  — Hallmark Cards (Since 1910, founded in Missouri)

           In modern times the holiday has become most associated with the exchange of love notes in the form of ‘valentines’.   Such ‘valentines’ have always included the ‘heart shaped outline’  and the ‘figure of the winged cupid’.  Since the mid-nineteenth century mass produced ‘greeting cards’ surpassed handwritten notes.  The U.S. Greeting Card Association estimates that approximately one billion valentines are sent each year worldwide, making the day the second largest card-sending holiday of the year (behind Christmas).  The Association estimates that women purchase approximately 85 percent of all valentines….

The Gifts: 

      From the “most expensive” ($215,000) to the “Hallmark Card” click below to send a gift to “your special valentine”….

                              Gifts!   Gifts!  Gifts!

Perfume 1

Clive Christian’s “Imperial Majesty” ,  $215,000 per bottle….

                                Perfume 3

Clive Christian’s  “No.1” ,   $2,150 per bottle…

Perfume 4

Caron “Poive”,  $2,000 per bottle…

                                    Chocolates 2

Noka Vintages Chocolates, $854 per pound…

Chocolates 1

Neuchatel of Switzerland Chocolates, $508 per pound…

                           Blindfold from Redenvelope

For Them:  Silk & Suede Blindfolds from Redenvelope.com….   (“Just where “is” Val Kilmer?”  said, Renee Ashley Baker)

Coasters from Red envelope

For Them: Croc Coasters from Redenvelope.com

                          Pajamagram for men

For Him: Pajamagram.com

Flowers For Men

For Him: Valentine’s Day Flowers

                          Valentine’s Day Cards 

For Him (or Her)  Hallmark Music Cards…. 

special thanks: Wikipedia