Posts Tagged ‘French Riviera’

COMPLETED…..FOR MEN ONLY: Photography by Renee Ashley Baker; Plus The Erma Foundation: Fashion Walks For Autism, New York City, ReneeAB9, (No to Gale/Gail)

April 7, 2015

(above, Renee Ashley Baker Starring In: “Star Wars Infrared”)

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(above, “Archie On Antenna TV” photos by Renee Ashley Baker)  

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Chef Philippe Chow

(above Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother –Lady Irma/Erma and Chef Philippe Chow)

SAVE THE DATE!   (FOR MOMMY!)

 THE ERMA FOUNDATION:

FASHION WALKS FOR AUTISM “A VERY SPECIAL AFFAIR” !

FASHION WEEK NEW YORK 2015 !

FYI:  Erma French Perfume and Design company will be owned 30% by CP (and 70% hopefully by The Wertheimers).   The Champagne Socialite cocktail company will be owned 60% by CP (and 40% hopefully by The Rothschilds).

NOW….

MOORE PHOTOGRAPHY BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

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Portrait Of A Spider Wearing Raybans photo by Renee Ashley Baker 0322152111b

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Ray Enters a photo by Renee Ashley Baker 0322152114a

Solos Silly String Jacobs Ladder photo by Renee Ashley Baker 0322152115

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Thinking About It For Sam photo by Renee Ashley Baker 0322152126c

The Bad Guy Question Mark photo by Renee Ashley Baker 0322152131

The Good Hula Dancer photo by Renee Ashley Baker 0322152141b

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Mission Accomplished photo by Renee Ashley Baker 0322152158

Victor Gets The Spoils photo by Renee Ashley Baker 0322152158a

NO TO DENVER’S PITON FOUNDATION….

No I Say No

NO: STILL “NO” TO Oprah Winfrey, No to Gail King, No to Jennifer Hudson, No to Jennifer Lopez, No to Tea Leoni, No to CBS, No to NBC, No to Rianna, No to Nicky Manaj, No to Beyonce, No to Madonna, No to Kim Kardashian, No to Karueche, No to Lil Kim, No to Mary Blige, No to Jill Scott, No to Christina Aguillera, No to Jessica Alba, No to Selena, No to Miley Cyrus, No to Katy Perry , No to Gwen Stefani, No to Patricia Arquette, No to Julia Roberts, No to Charlize Theron, and….No to Justin Bieber, No to Dr. Dre, No to Snoop Dog, No to Jay-Z, No to Sean Puffy (P Diddy) Combs, No to Chris Brown, No to Ludacris, No to Lil Wayne, No to LL Cool J, No to Tyga, No to Drake, No to Wale, No to Tyrese, No to George Clooney, No to Bradley Cooper, No to Robert DeNiro, No to Universal Studios, No to Warner Bros/Interscope ….And No to Denver’s Dogs Tippy and Elway….

NOW….. 

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VIEW ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN ON MYSPACE (CLICK ON LOGO ABOVE) NOW….

AND…AND…AND….

….ReneeAB9

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VIEW “RENEEAB9” MEN’S DESIGNER LINE PRODUCT SITE (CLICK ON BRIEFCASE ABOVE)  

NOW…STATS

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THIS BLOG HAS SURPASSED 2,900,000 VIEWS….!!!!!  

NOW….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE HOUSE

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(above, The House Chanel Bought !)

SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE “ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER”

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Fashion and Beauty: All In The Family–Duchess of Cambridge, Pippa Middleton, Chanel Spring Summer 2015, Jimmy Choo 2015, New York and The French Riviera !

March 24, 2015

WILL RENEE ASHLEY BAKER OPEN A DISCOTHEQUE ON THE FRENCH RIVIERA?
above, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER STARRING IN “LOVE”…..

the beautiful Mrs A at a party in the Hamptons

ALL IN THE FAMILY…..
above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Lady Irma/Erma) at a party in “the Hamptons”….

CHANEL COUTURE!

ABOVE, CHANEL SPRING SUMMER 2015 HAUTE COUTURE

AND ….MOORE STYLE MAVENS….

THE DUCHESS!

Duchess of Cambridge 1

Duchess of Cambridge 2

above Duchess of Cambridge (and HRH The Duke)

PIPPA !

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Pippa Middleton and her Guy

above Pippa Middleton (at a London Foundation launch) and Pippa Middleton wearing RED (out with her Guy!)

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE SHOE DEIGNER ….JIMMY CHOO!

Jimmy Choo Spring 2015

Jimmy Choo Yellow Spring 2015

above Jimmy Choo Spring Summer 2015 (Zebra and Yellow Bird)

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW YORK HAIRDRESSER…

Kenneth Salon New York  by Mr Lee

Mr. Kenneth (featuring Mr. Lee)

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(above Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother Lady Irma/Erma)

SAVE THE DATE NEW YORKERS!

When: Fashion Week (2015)
What: The Erma Foundation Presents Fashion Walks For Autism
Where: New York City
How Much? $250 (Brass Couple) $500 (Silver Couple) $1,000 (Golden Couple)

I NEED SPONSORS!

SHOUT OUT TO:
1. Mercedes Benz
2. New York Life
3. Century Link
4. Microsoft Fitbit
5. Amazon Fire
6. Art of Shaving
7. Kelloggs
8. Barney’s New York
9. Ford Models
10. Philip Lim Catering
11. Gevalia Swedish Coffee
12. Rothschild Champagne Vineyards (For ‘Champagne Socialite Cocktails’)
13. (Hughes) Direct TV
14. IMAX

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE CHAMPAGNE!

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Baron de Rothschild Brut !

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW YORK CITY MATCHMAKER

Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking

Renee Ashley Baker is looking for a Man, Man, Man!
Renee Ashley Baker’s “perfect man” is caucasian/Jewish, and 60-70 years of age….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE HOUSE….

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The House Chanel Bought (Or The House A Rothschild Bank Mortgage Will Buy)….

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I said NO

No to Ron Howard and No to Peter Guber, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to OWN, No to CBS, No to Halle Berry, No to Kim Basinger, No to Charlize Theron, No to Beyonce, No to Jay-Z, No to Madonna, No to “little ugly Karueche” and No to Sean Puffy Combs, No to all those I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to.
(Sean Puffy Combs aka P Diddy) will not appear in Renee Ashley Baker’s IMAX documentary……..(Scroll Down For More “NO”)

ADDED THE ST. LOUIS CORDON BLEU! —Prepping For Thanksgiving! Plus Hot Fashions! Plus ReneeAB9 Housewares and Designs! #Celebrity Designer News! (Plus Black Friday and Cyber Monday 2014 !)

November 17, 2014

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LISTEN TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW SONG!
CLICK LINK HERE: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

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I,RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE RELATIONSHIPS WITH “MEN ONLY” (I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE “NO GIRLFIRENDS”….NO PLANS TO GET ANY SUCH….NO GIRLFRIENDS AND NO WOMEN FRIENDS)….

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(above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother LADY IRMA/ERMA)

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Visit My New Product Site at: http://www.ReneeAB9.Blogspot.com
(ReneeAB9 Is An Erma French Perfume and Design Company owned, hopefully, 70% by The Wertheimers and 30% by CP Irrevocable Trust).

Big Chanel Little Chanel

I’m sure you’ve sent (called) your Thanksgiving Dinner invites already. So, what next? You know that usual Thanksgiving Dinner Prep. By the way, this is what My Mother Irma/Erma would do every year in St. Louis Missouri and It was I who polished Mommy’s sterling silver serving platters and forks and spoons and knives from the wood box with the red lining. So–you get: Silver (Twinkle Silver Polish); Menu (with caviar and smoked salmon appetizers, of course), Cooking Apps, Table Linens, Candels and Other Holiday Décor….

NOW FIRST THE THE RECIPES….

Le Cordon Blue Art Culinaire

LE CORDON BLEU COOKING SCHOOL IN ST. LOUIS MISSOURI…A ST. LOUIS FAVORITE ! CHEESCAKE !
http://www.trimdownfitness.com/lemon-bleu-berry-cheesecake-le-cordon-bleu-recipe/

WHOLE ROASTED TURKEY WITH FOIE GRAS AND BLACK TRUFFLE STUFFING (NYMAG)
http://nymag.com/listings/recipe/whole-roasted-turkey-wit/

SALAD DRESSING RECIPE (NEW YORK TIMES)
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/24/dining/a-salad-dressing-recipe-to-rule-them-all.html?_r=0

APPETIZER: CUMIN-ROASTED POTATOES WITH CAVIAR AND SMOKED SALMON (BON APPETIT)
http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/cumin-roasted-potatoes-with-caviar-and-smoked-salmon

WINE : RED (OF COURSE) BELOW, FROM “THE ROTHSCHILDS”

Cheateau De Parsac 2012 Baron Edmond de Rothschild

CHATEAU DE PARSAC (2012) BY BARON EDMOND DE ROTHSCHILD

AND…FOR BLACK FRIDAY OR CYBER MONDAY SHOPPING (TRY CHANEL…OR RENEEAB9–ABOVE AND BELOW)

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Renee Ashley Bakers new Chanel suit

AND WHERE WILL RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WEAR HER CHANEL SUITS?…WHY, ALL OVER NEW YORK!

Man and Woman on Date

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S PLANS? IT’S 52 MEN…(THAT’S A DATE EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT FOR A YEAR!)
(HE–MY DATE–MUST BE: CAUCASIAN/JEWISH, 60-70 YEARS OF AGE…(AND A MILLIONAIRE?)

I Love New York

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE LAUNCHING A MEN’S COLOGNE LINE…WHAT SHOULD I CALL IT?
( BELOW, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE HOUSE….THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BUILT).

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HAPPY FATHER’S DAY 2014! Great Gift Ideas For Dad (plus “Good-Bye To Maya Angelou”)….plus Yes to Disney Studios and Yes to Sony, and Yes to Nightlife Paris France !

May 27, 2014

READING FOR DAD “ON FATHER’S DAY”…

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

INTERSCOPE RECORDS (“NO TO EMINEM”): CLICK LINK TO READ MORE: http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER HEADS TO FRANCE WITHOUT OPRAH, WITHOUT CHARLIZE, WITHOUT UNIVERSAL, WITHOUT INTERSCOPE (MEANING WITHOUT EMINEM’S JUNK)….

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO “GET AWAY” FROM THE NAME GALE/GAIL….

A 30 YEAR MORTGAGE WITH 20% DOWN????

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TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN–FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER:

IF– YOU SELL THIS HOUSE TO ME I’LL WRITE A “JAMES BOND” NOVEL FOR HARPER COLLINS AND THE IAN FLEMING PUBLICATIONS LTD (I’LL WRITE THE NOVEL INSIDE THIS VILLA….)….

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NOW….BON VOYAGE, I RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE LEAVING FOR FRANCE !

Renee Ashley Baker (above)

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NOW

FATHER’S DAY (2014)

BUY MY KENNEDY BOOK….

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ABOUT ….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “OTHER PAPA”….

President John F Kennedy and Family

My Mother Was “Snow White”…..

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING TO FRANCE to get away from the name GALE/GAIL….(and I will not be working with nor for Oprah Winfrey)….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am leaving so that I can “date” 52 handsome Caucasian Men a year.

And, I Renee Ashley Baker, will be “settling my lawsuit” (out of court) for no less than $60 Million Dollars….

Click On President JFK(above)to BUY “Irma’s House Of Numbers (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)”…

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President Obama with Daughters

President Obama (Commander-In-Chief and Dad-In-Chief) with Daughters Sasha and Malia.

AND….

MORE DADS…

The Absolute Funniest Comedy Duo: TOM and COLIN.

plus

Dimitrios Kambouris

Celebrities feed the homeless at the Los Angeles Mission

Will Smith Family

Daddy Kevin and his family

Mel Gibson and Lucia

Tom Cruise and Suri at Disney Typhoon Lagoon Water Park

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie take the kids to FAO Schwarz

Jay Z and Blue Ivy

(Pictured Above: Movie Directors Tom Hanks, Kevin Costner and Mel Gibson; Movie Actors Harrison Ford, Will Smith, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and Rapper/Music Impressario Jay-Z)

and…..

CONGRATULATIONS TO NEW DAD BRUCE WILLIS!

New Baby Evelyn with Big Sister Mabel Ray

Pictured Above is Bruce’s “new baby ” Beautiful Baby Girl Evelyn with big sister Mabel Ray ….

and

NOW…EVEN MORE DADS…

PAPA PIERRE WERTHEIMER

Pierre Wertheimer

Pierre, the Father of Gerard and Alain Wertheimer, founded with CoCo Chanel, the cosmetics and fashion GIANT “Chanel”. Chanel Inc is worth an estimated $19 billion dollars….(I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to France to launch ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN which hopefully will be “backed” by brothers Gerard and Alain…”Happy Father’s Day Papa Pierre”).

Chanel for Men Bleu

plus

“Good-Bye Maya Angelou” from Renee Ashley Baker

Maya Angelou was born in St. Louis Missouri in 1928.

Maya Angelou

St Louis Arc Gateway to the West

below….

FATHER’S DAY 2014….

WHAT TO GET DAD….

HAVE MONEY? DAD WILL TRAVEL…

TO EXOTIC LOCALS….

Cazenove-and-Lloyd Exotic Travel Agency

VISIT CAZENOV & LLOYD’S WEBSITE (CLICK HERE): http://www.cazloyd.com/en-gb/

and

ALWAYS FISCHER’S TRAVEL TRIP ADVERSORY

Exotic Travel

Arc de Triomphe

VISIT FISCHER’S ELITE TRAVEL
(CLICK HERE): http://www.elitetraveler.com/leaders-in-luxury/bill-fischer

Camper & Nicholson Yacht Rental

VISIT CAMPER & NICHOLSON LUXURY YACHT RENTAL IN SOUTH OF FRANCE (CLICK HERE): http://www.camperandnicholsons.com/contact/yacht-broker-antibes-159.htm

AND….

LOVE WINE?

TRY Astor Wine & Sprits (New York) or join City Winery New York’s Wine Club

Astor Wines & Spirits New York City

VISIT: CITY WINERY NEW YORK (CLICK LINK HERE): http://www.citywinery.com/newyork/

SUMMER BICYCLING YOUR CHOICE FOR SUMMER FUN?

Bobbin birdie bicycle safari

His and Hers Clos Cruiser by C Wonder

(Bobbin “Safari” Bicycle…. and…. His and Her Clos Cruisers by C Wonder)

and

Gift Ideas For Dad (Father’s Day 2014)

Tiffany & Co bronze swivel desk clock

(Tiffany & Co Bronze Swivel Desk Clock)

VISIT TIFFANY & CO (CLICK HERE): http://www.tiffany.com/International.aspx?&

and

LET’S NOT FORGET MINNIE & MICKEY….(IN PARIS !)

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NOW

About The House The Erma Foundation Built…I’ll Be Buying It With My Out of Court Settlement and Building It In East Hampton….This house will be owned by CP Irrevocable Trust and will have “two wings” (east and west) and will have “two elevators” plus “roof top guest quarters”. (I’ll still be residing in France nine months out of the year and in East Hampton three months out of the year)…Now… Below…view Katharine Hepburn’s Connecticut Manse (it’s up for sale at $14.8 Million)….

Katharine Hepburn Home for sale at 14.8 million

WANT ANTIQUES FOR DAD?

VISIT SOTHEBYS.COM

(Below The Lamont Dupont Collection….Lamont was the eldest Son of Irenee DuPont)

Sotheby Antiques

NOW….THE FATHER (aka FATHER TIME?)

The Patriarch The Remarkable Life and Turbulent Times of Joseph P Kennedy

Great Patriot and Patriarch Joseph P. Kennedy…He had nine children (one becoming the 35th President of the United States)….

and….

SHOUT OUT: To Lady de Rothschild
I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like you to become a Board Member of THE ERMA FOUNDATION (in organization)….

Lady de Rothschild

FOR A SAFE DAD

Bunker Hill Security Cameras with color monitor

Bunker Hill Security (with this color security system you get two cameras and a flat panel color monitor so that Dad can see whos lurking at the front (and back door)

need more gift ideas?

READ ON….

LG G FLEX SMARTPHONE $695

LG G Flex Smartphone

LG (with this smartphone you get reduced glare on video calls and increased audio quality for “voice only” calls).

HOOPTY DOOS FOR DAD?

Redshift Mx  by BRD Motorcycles

REDSHIFT’S MX (BY BRD MOTORCYCLES) $14, 995

OLD VINYL RECORDS STILL DAD’S FAVORITES?

Orbit Plus Vinyl Record Player by Uturn Audio

Orbit Plus (A vinyl record player by Boston’s U-turn Audio $279)

OR…

GOT A MODERN DAD WHO WANTS SUPERIOR “DIGITAL” STEREO SOUND ?

Bang and Olufsen BeoSound 8

Bang & Olufsen BeoSound…(What More Can I Say?)

WHAT TO PLAY ON DAD’S BEOSOUND?

Looking Into You A Tribute To Jackson Browne

Why Not “Looking Into You: A Tribute To Jackson Browne”

DAD LIKE TV?

Band and Olufsen Beovision 103 Plasma Flat Panel

Bang & Olufsen Beovision (This is Bang & Olufsen’s newest flat panel “103”….)

WHAT WILL DAD WATCH?

How About “Turn” (the new AMC spy series)

The Agent AMC New Spy Series

Turn

DAD LIKE TO DISCO ? (WITH MOM OF COURSE)

Paris France’s Hottest Discotheques …..

The Buddha Room and…Maceo

(yes THAT Maceo…the one that was with James Brown)

Buddha Paris France

Maceo Paris France

NOW MORE LUXURY TRAVEL IDEAS

Bali Como Shambhala Estate

BALI: COMO SHAMBHALA ESTATE

Koh Samui Kamalaya

KOH SAMUI: KAMALAYA RESORT

Maldives One and Only Reethi Rah Private Island

MALDIVES: ONE & ONLY REETHI RAH PRIVATE ISLAND

Mustique via abercrombie kent destinations

AND…

MUSTIQUE: The Caribbean Island Where The British Royal Family Vacations (an Abercombrie Kent destination pictured above)

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NOW….

DISNEY IF I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, GET A 7 YEAR EXCLUSIVE CONTRACT….(NO I.P.O. and NO DISNEY STOCK)….. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL HIRE MY “ACTORS”….

Plus….I, Renee Ashley Baker, have found a “fabulous” house that I want to BUY on the French Riviera (on the Cote d’Azur) and I’ll buy this house with my “out of court settlement” (minimum $60 Million Dollars) or I’ll buy the house on the French Riviera with the $30 Million Dollars that I’m getting through the 70% sale of Erma French Perfume and Design, which I’ll headquarter in France and will hopefully sell to The Wertheimers)….

(NOW SCROLL DOWN TO READ RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “D”)

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NEW OFFICIAL WEBSITE ! (Erma French Perfume and Design, Lady Allegro and Renee Ashley Baker)

February 11, 2013

To View My New “Wix” Website Click Photo of Lady Allegro/Renee Ashley Baker Below:

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Renee Ashley Bakers Mother 1925-1985

CoCo Chanel

Thank you Mummy for my “ballet lessons”…..Thank you Mme Chanel for my “perfume line”….

Still “NO” to Beyonce, NO to Oprah, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to Madonna, NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, NO to Charlize Theron, NO to Warner Bros, NO to Universal, NO to the television Networks (NO to ABC, No to CBS, NO to NBC) NO to California, NO to Simon and Schuster…NO to Meryl Streep.

5TH — Fifth Novel Serial by Renee Ashley Baker (Untitled or Title Secret Contingency)

February 6, 2013

Youre Fired

Everyone and Anyone who reads this blog knows of my tendancy to “BOIL OVER”. I want to explain to those who are not in showbusiness that it is illegal–a FEDERAL CRIME –to tell anyone in showbusiness what to do. You cannot tell a writer which publisher to be published by; you cannot tell a movie producer who to cast in his/her motion picture; you cannot tell a “songwriter” who to “give a song to”; you cannot tell someone like myself to forget/forgo an “entertainment conglomerate” and instead become an “indie” and set up a “production company” with “investment banking or hedgefund financing”. (Investment Bankers and Bankers make millions and millions of dollars in fees and interest).

Anyway–the above fiction paragraphs are from my fifth–MY 5th–“novel trilogy” (the fourth being my new “Inspector Jenny” trilogy and the fifth being the one above which is still untitled or “Title Secret Contingency”).

There are many many fine “A-List” movie directors (the DGA must have over 1,000 members).

If–IF–I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Leading Lady” in my movies (and I will be) then, I will select, as my leading men: Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, Val Kilmer, Richard Gere, Kevin Costner, Leo DiCaprio, Ian McGregor, Will Smith, Nathan Lane, Ben Kingsly, Ian McKlellan, Gene Hackman, Robert Duval, Dustin Hoffman, Daniel Craig, and Sean Connery.

If–If I am casting actresses (and I’m only casting actresses for one or maybe two or posibly three of the five trilogies) I have–on my list: Cate Blanchett, Annette Benning, Sigourney Weaver, Susan Sarandon, Rene Russo, Renee Zellweger, Sandra Bullock, Jessica Lange, Sharon Stone, Ashley Judd, Kate Hudson, Natalie Portman, Nicole Kidman, Meg Ryan, Julianne Moore, Julie Andrews, Sarah Jessica Parker, Ann Hathaway, Emma Thompson , Dame Judi Dench, Dame Helen Mirren, and of course (Duchess ?) Barbra Streisand….

IF and WHEN….IF and WHEN….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available” to “COMPLETE THESE NOVELS” I hope they’ll be “published” by HARPER COLLINS (no to Simon & Schuter).

I hope they’ll be published by Harper Collins under my PROPOSED “exclusive” 10 year, $25 Million Dollar a year “UMBRELLA DEAL” with NEWS CORP/20th Century Fox.

Signed
Renee Ashley Baker / Renee AB 9

P.S. I’ll only “write” if–IF I’m residing in my house in France in 2014 (Until then I’ll be residing in Washington DC during 2013 being a “Socialite”. By the way The Wertheimers and The Rothschilds stay ON)….

P.S. P.S. THEY’RE FIRED: NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, No to Charlize Theron, NO to Meryl Streep, No to Madonna, NO to Melanie Griffith, NO to Oprah Winfrey, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to ICM, NO to California and NO to all other’s that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to. (I am “firing” all of these people because Denver and other “non-showbusiness” CRUD keeps trying to “cast my movies” (while insulting and threatening members of my family). These Cowtown/Shantytown (DENVER) fools keep trying to “run a company with my INTELLECTUAL properties” (when I keep saying “NO”)….

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Estate in France

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Heavenly, Handle, and Handsome (plus Florida Debates 2012: Newt Gingrich vs Mitt Romney by Renee Ashley Baker)

January 24, 2012

 

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renee has got a new handle….on  twitter….

                                                    ReneeAB9

 

plus…..

Renee’s    Boss   ?

Who is this “handsome man” ?   Log onto  Renee Ashley Baker’s Facebook page to find out.

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The New York apartment below belongs to a famous showbusiness pioneer?    Can you guess which one?   Maybe  the owner would be interested in one of the shows I “created” for Oprah….Maybe “Paging Miss O”.    I’m offering a “right of second refusal”….

Hint: (the owner of the apartment is  NOT  Renee Ashley Baker)

              

(scroll down below to view “the  wealth  men”….)

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        Can somebody tell me why the European economy (socialism) and the United States economy (capitalism) both collapsed at the same time?  It  seems  one or the other should have collapsed but not both–and  NOT  at the same time !    Where is the economist who can explain this to me?

      Can somebody tell me why politicians and journalists frequently (and outrageously) LIE and why billions of dollars are routinely sneaked away–syphoned off by crooks?  It seems we’ve become able to live “future age” healthy into our 80’s and 90’s only to be surrounded and accosted by “liars and thieves”. 

     In my day (this is my day–what am I saying);  I mean–in grade school– “liars and thieves”  were outcast and shunned.   In  college– the discussions of  literature were about characters and the moral decisions that confronted them about lying (name one?) or about thievery (name one?).   That–is why– I was so, so (taken aback?) when two “old dogs”  from AARP stood in my face and told bold face lies (and why weeks ago Englewood library employee “Debra”  tried to steal my “flash drive”).  These “old ” (fill in the blanks) are not,  NOT  my Mother’s people.    My Mother (the beautiful  “Mrs. A” ) used to say there were two things she couldn’t stand, and those two things were a “liar and a thief”. 

       So– I sit here following the Republican race for the White House hoping that some old and much  needed “glory” will come shining through the clouds but so far–none has.  (Although I’m kind of pulling for Newt Gingrich  because he lives in Roswell.  Roswell is  the  “exclusive”  gated community in Georgia where my relative –Justice Department employee —Clemmie lives).

      Anyway–such is the reason for the rant yesterday (which I removed from my blog)  so that “new readers” could view my more cogent  (and   flameless)  writings.

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        houses, houses, houses….

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s France real estate?

   Renee Ashley Baker and Chanel Corp  will own a $300 million dollar “Erma French Perfume and Design Company” (including “Ashley Lane Jewelers”   and  “Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed” ).

and 

above, a house for “C” (that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “build” with Sotheby’s Real Estate  and with Tiffany & Co and Chanel Corp)….

and…

Capture  Me 

    Who will photograph Renee Ashley Baker in New York City?  Patrick Demarchelier (Princess Diana’s favorite photographer, of course ).

and…. News  at   11

re:  CURRENT  EVENTS

re:   WHY ARE WE QUESTIONING BRAD PITT?

re:  WHY ARE WE QUESTIONING CHRIS WALKEN AND ROBERT WAGNER?

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this

year….

 

      This is the year that   I, Renee Ashley Baker,   will be posting photos of  my “dates with wonderful men” on this WordPress web Blog.    The dates that I,  Renee Ashley Baker,   will go on  will be “arranged”  by Janis Spindel (aka the millionaire matchmaker from New York) .  These Men have to be  (a) caucasian/Jewish  (b) millionaires   (c) reside in New York, Canada ,  France,  Switzerland , Scandinavia or Israel (I’d love to date  an  Israeli businessman or  date  a Finland Soccer Team Owner) and  (d) These Men will have to DO ME,  BUY ME,  GIMME (“GIMME”  also known as  “taking  me shopping” ….)

 

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Congratulations Golden Globe Winners 2012: Morgan Freeman plus Paul Allen and Tom Cruise (with tag along Renee)

January 17, 2012

                   

  The Beautiful Goddess (seated)  had  a   $250,000   estate….

          The LADY (pictured above) is Renee Ashley Baker mother.  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother had a $250,000 estate (because her house was “paid for”).  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (pictured above) raised Mable and she raised Renee Ashley Baker.  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (pictured above) raised my brother (James) who was career Air Force (and he did “secret work” for the U.S. Secret Service).  Both Mabel and James became millionaires (they both made a million dollars over their lifetime).  Mabel has stood in receiving lines and “met royalty” and James was best  friend’s with a Dupont (a real Dupont).  Renee Ashley Baker’s mother (pictured above) was a “bourgoisie mother” who wore silk blouses, silk dresses  and diamond  and gold jewelry–including her 24kt  gold Eastern Star ring.

  

      above  Mabel’s  house

 

      

 

TO  MY  FRIENDS  I  OWE  AN  EXPLANATION….

              TO  MY  ENEMIES  I  OWE  NOTHING….

SO….

To  My  Friends:

       I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a  Jew.  I’m a Jew because I was born at Barnes Hospital –the rich Jewish hospital in St. Louis Missouri–and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a Jew because I WANT to be a Jew….

     What I see happening is what happened in WWII.   The new  “unwashed  poor”  are wanting to be with Jewish success and Jewish  money but they don’t want to be with Jewish people.  I’ve learned– from my friend HAL –that Hitler was the “greatest thief that ever lived”.    That Hitler’s  “band of thieves”  ate  off  of  the “fine  silver”  they stole from the “Jews they hated”….These “kreeps” here in Denver (these poor unwashed  cowtown “occupiers”) want to “cast Meryl Streep”  but “hate” her Jewish agency?   For those of you who don’t know–CAA was founded by five Jewish  talent agents.  I will not work with “non-Jewish talent” over their Jewish counterparts….So–because of what they are doing here in Denver   I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will NOT, NOT allow Meryl  Streep to be cast in anything written by Renee Ashley Baker.  It is a matter of “principle” with me.  These same “kreeps” here — in this cowtown called Denver–want to hate “Seinfeld”  but love “Friends”.  (Actually I, Renee Ashley Baker, never missed “Seinfeld”  but never watched “Friends”) .  And…to the “dope  runners”   I also know NOT  to  “hire and support”  drug addicts….

     and….

Congratulations to Lady Gaga and Her Mother on the BTWF.

           

                      

 

plus 

Good-bye To Etta James (blues legend)                                       

                                                              

and

SHOUT   OUT  TO  DON:

Even though I want to work with Cate Blanchett and  CAA….Will You Represent My Radio Show to XM/Sirius ?

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and….

                           

                       They–his friends–always called him BOB 

    click link to view : http://bobsbeachbooks.net/

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    now…

             I,  Renee Ashley Baker, will sign contracts with Chanel Corp, with Tiffany & Co, with Ford Modeling Agency and I, Renee Ashley Baker  will be “moving to Paris France”…..

                            

YES  TO  ALL  BELOW….

                 ….Like I said, it will be Chicago or Paris (France)….

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                                               above,  “Gift  Tag”                     

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Read   News  About  The   Fabulous “Renee”

 above, Paul Allen’s  “Villa Maryland”  (on the French Riviera)

SHOUT  OUT  TO  PAUL  ALLEN :

                         I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to stay in Paul  Allen’s  “Villa  Maryland”   on the  St. Cap Ferrat (in  the French Riviera)….

    “Hey Paul, you are my “second choice” to co-own my satellite radio show that I would like to do from Paris France for XM Sirius”…. 

plus

below,  Chanel spring collection 2012 

      

 What I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be wearing in 2012 ….

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to Paris  France where I will be wearing my Chanel suits to work everyday   (and where I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will be going to work for Chanel Corporation and launching my jewelry line –Ashley Lane Jewelers–and launching my  perfume line  through  “Erma French and Design”)….

      

         above Tiffany & Co holiday campaign (hopefully soon to be about the  $3,000 “Irmigard” crocodile handbag that I have  named  for my mother and that I hope to design for Tiffany & Co ?)

plus

Congratulations To Morgan Freeman On His Golden Globe  “Career Award”….and

congrats to  ALL  the  Golden  Globe  winners

 and….

STILL  ON

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am planning to “get married”  in  2012….

He must be Caucasian (Jewish) , 50-70 years of age, and make $250,000 to $ 1,000,000  a year….

 

     Thanks to  Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service (New York)

PLUS

PLUS

price  tag  below….

 

SHOUT OUT  To Sotheby’s Real Estate and To Rothschild  Bank….

Yes, I still want to buy that  “other” house on the French  Riviera….so….I’ll need a mortgage from Rothschild  Bank….so, I’ll have to sign a contract for “Erma’s French Perfume and Design” …..or maybe…. I’ll   play  Tag ?

TAG  LINE:  “The Story You Are About To See Is Based On True Events….The Names Have Been Changed To Identify The Guilty….” 

 

           Renee’s  Coat  Below

                                                  

                                                       

                                                  Renee’s Coat Below  ?                           

 

 

  

                                                “56   Steps”….

                                                                   

         and

                             for the other “story”

 

                                                              Renee’s     favorite….

Oscar winner Cate Blanchett     

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                      

and

 like I said….

 

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I, Renee Ashley Baker will either live in Chicago or in Paris France

     (now scroll down to read about His “Blue Skies” and

                        Her  “Blue Heaven”….)

DON’T FORGET ! plus THE BACK STORY ABOUT RENEE (with “10 Documents”)

January 24, 2011

 

In February I’ll use/I’ll post a New York  FAX  NUMBER (to collect orders for “10 Documents”) . . . .

 

 

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 “Renee Ashley Baker’s Rolodex” (for   Royalty, the Jet Set, Aristocrats, Diplomats, and the French  fashion and beauty industry).

Renee Ashley Baker’s Schedule:

 1.  April  15,  2011  Move to France

(Date Handsome Men in France)

2.  2012 Design Handbags (Tiffany & Co?)

3.  2013  Launch Perfume (Chanel?)

4.  2013  Publish “Live! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker (Renee Ashley Baker’s book about the Fashion and Beauty Industry. . . .

    IF–IF–I get the “deal” I’m seeking I do WANT the Burger Sotheby’s house on the French Riviera….

SHOUT  OUT  . . . . 

TO  PARIS  FRANCE:

From:  Renee Ashley Baker

        Can  I  get/rent/lease an apartment in Paris for  $3000 per month?   And will I be able to  move in  April 2011?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “meet with”  the Chairmen of  Chanel Corporation when I arrive in Paris France. 

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will live/RESIDE in Paris France (WITHOUT) Gale/Gail.   Gale/Gail  will NOT  be going to France with Renee Ashley Baker and Oprah Winfrey will NOT be going to France with Renee Ashley Baker.

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“insignia”

DON’T  FORGET  TO   ORDER  !

1000 orders ($99 each) if 500 or less ($297 each)

Make WIRE TRANSFER  or  CASHIERS CHECKS   Payable  to my first, middle and last name [E.R.A.]

(I’ll meet with Tiffany & Co and Janis Spindel when I arrive in New York) . . . .

 

CAFE   PRESS…

Oprah Winfrey has “Live Your Best Life”

Renee Ashley Baker has “Live! (In Progress)”

(I , Renee Ashley Baker, will design crocodile  handbags (for Tiffany & Co?) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will launch my perfume line (to be owned by Chanel Corporation in a 30/70 profit share ?) and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will set up my CAFE PRESS MERCHANDISE  STORE  (click link)

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

 

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THE   BACK   STORY 

To Whom It May Concern:

    The “BOSS”  in question was my boss at a company in Orange County California.  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  was on a sales staff  of 20 or so employees and was making what I thought–at that time–was “good”  money (I was making between $700-$1000 per week –which –I spent every weekend at Orange Coast Plaza –in  Cristal Court– and at Fashion Island –in Newport Beach).  The sales manager, Bob, (who was Jewish) was “cool”.    He had once been a “stock broker” who had made/earned  a million dollars.  His  wife (also Jewish) worked there as well and was the “very jealous type”  (but I assuaged any and all fears she may have had because I was funny and she laughed at everything I said).   The entire sales staff went skiing every weekend during ski season at Big Bear.  (They always invited me–Renee–to go with them but I always said “No” because –as I have said on this blog before–I can’t ride the T-lift).   TO BACK TRACK:   About  “the office”  –we were the Motley Crue for the “yuppie set” (as Orange County California always is).  There were two brothers who worked in the office–one looked just like Patrick Swayze — they were trying to start a line of “surfer wear”.   Also in the office was a non-Jewish couple who were “golfers”— they played on different “golf circuits” (and won money!).    The one “celebrity” in the office was a woman, who was maybe 70 years old (but you couldn’t tell it) and she used to babysit for DUSTIN HOFFMAN (Hi Dustin !).   Then there was myself–who–in addition to periodic splurges at the Bally Shoe Store in Cristal Court and supporting  Orange  County’s manicurists —I— was writing.   I was–at that time–working on a screenplay to “star” Tom  Cruise. The story was about a “talent agent” who “falls in love” with his client. . . .

(Note:  I’ve been pregnant three times by three white men  all three men are still living well. . . .) 

 ALL  MOVIE  PRODUCTION  SUSPENDED

NOW….

 re:  Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service 

         DEAR  Janis Spindel:  When I, Renee Ashley Baker,  arrive in  New York I will stop into your office. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “getting married” in the year 2011…. (HE must be 50-70 years of age, Caucasian/Jewish, a millionaire and reside in New York, Canada or Paris France. )

re:  U. S. CONGRESS  (BUY 3 for $299.00)

HOW  TO  ORDER:  “10 Documents”

To  U.S. Congress and To The Worldwide Press/Media

I must have 1000 orders  (at $99 per order) or 500 orders (you must buy 3 for $299.00).

  VISIT:  www.JFKRFKAshley.blogspot.com

 

re:  SOUTH OF  FRANCE

      Renee  Ashley Baker will be “moving” to the South of France. . . .

and  finally. . . .

RE:  DENVER

      Hoorey that Colorado’s Bill Ritter is out of that Governor’s mansion and Hoorey that John Elway is back in the Broncos’ front office where he belongs (I did not and I DO NOT want any of that missing  $70 million dollars !).. . . . 

NO to ALL those Renee Ashley Baker has previously said “NO” to. . . .(I can’t stand Jessica Alba, I can’t stand Christina Aguillera, and I can’t stand Jennifer Lopez etc etc etc)

(Still “NO” to Halle Berry, No to Tyra Banks, No to Whitney Houston,  No to Beyonce Knowles, and No to Janet Jackson).

   Signed,

   The  “fabulous”  Renee Ashley Baker

New Year: Fashion In Winter, New Products, Potpourri, and Renee’s Statement (again!)

January 12, 2011

 

 





www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com





 

 

 

 

 

VIEW  VIDEO:  

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9K0ZvBtsUg

 

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re:  NO.

NO  to ALL THOSE I,Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to. . . .(However, I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to appear on–act on– the  TV Show “Nikita”. . . .) 

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CAN’T  FIGURE  ?

TRY:               RENEE    SAVE    U.K.

 (without the second “S”)

 

ANAGRAM QUIZ:  The above phrase –the above three words –spell out an anagram . . . . Can  you  figure  out  what  it  is ?

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P L U S

 

 

      re:  GUEST OF A GUEST ?

       I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be hiring a writer–a BLOGGER–to be the “guest blogger” for “About Renee Ashley Baker ” for the next 12 months.   Renee Ashley Baker’s “guest blogger” will be female, caucasian, and  JEWISH. . . .
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PLUS. . . .
 
 Momma  &  Baby  Puffer

 

  J Crew Baby Puffer Jacket

        

 

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, want Michael Kors to save me a puffer vest that I can wear  all around  New York . . . .Thank you Michael !  

plus 

more winter wear

Hermes Suede Gloves at Bluefly.com  (cost: $550.00)

   Coach  Fur Gloves  trimmed in mink (cost: $398)

 

 Waterproof Boots For Women ?

 

 

 

 

      

    Joan of Artic  by Sorel

    A waterproof full grain leather and suede winter boot with faux fur trim

 Elle McPherson wearing the  Sorel’s Joan of Artic

and

Renee’s Favorite Winter Slather On . . . .

  and

MORE   WINTER   POTPOURRI

  For The Family’s Safety During Winter

 

(Walkway Snow Melting Mat by Heat Trak) 

 FOR  The Family’s Space Heating During Winter

 

Conserving Energy or Conserving Costs the Eden Pure Heater is the way to go …. 

and

 for. . . .

RECREATION  IN  WINTER:

So you  Want To Learn To Ski?

Try the Killington Ski School in Killington Vermont. . . .

This ski resort has an “escalator” for those who can’t ride the ski lift up the mountain!. . . .

Safety Beacon

 

       For those who already ski (as well as the novice) you must, must carry the “multi-survival module”.   .  .  .  It keeps you safe in the woods, on the slopes and even in the city . . . . (In an emergency it emits an extremely loud, piercing whistle that can be heard for well lover a mile should you get LOST!)

Buy at:  HerringtonCatalog.com

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TO THE WORLDWIDE PRESS/MEDIA: 

I Must Have 1,000 Orders (at $99 per order).

You WILL be able to FAX your orders…..

Visit:  www.JFKRFKASHLEY.Blogspot.com

and. . . .

        I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be (a) getting married plus (b) moving to France plus  (c) designing handbags (for Tiffany & Co ?) plus  (d) launching a perfume line (with a Chanel Corporation profit split  30/70 ?).

2.  re:  RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  ‘PINK  FUSCIA  JACKET’.   It  is packed up and will be MOVED to FRANCE. . . .

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a CITIZEN OF FRANCE)

Now…Renee Ashley Baker’s products. . . .

 

 

 

 

 IBM’s Lenovo –it has  “Facial Recognition” Software !

 Renee Ashley Baker’s  Husband by  Janis Spindel Matchmaking

Renee Ashley Baker will be :

getting married in 2011

premiering aRenee Ashley Baker handbag line in 2012

launching a Renee Ashley Baker perfume in 2013

Below:  Renee Ashley Baker’s House in the South of France (?????)

 

 P L U S

Still “NO” TO:  Gale Hurd, Gail Katz, Charlize Theron, Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, Melanie Griffith, Goldie Hawn,  Madonna, Madonna’s company, Brittany Spears, Rihanna, Whitney Houston, Beyonce Knowles, Tyra Banks, Halle Barry, Whoopi Goldberg, Dr. Dre,  Sony.    Also No to Universal, Grammercy, MCA/Farm, NBC, CBS.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am in the “fashion and beauty industry”.

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