Posts Tagged ‘fragrance’

NEW OFFICIAL WEBSITE ! (Erma French Perfume and Design, Lady Allegro and Renee Ashley Baker)

February 11, 2013

To View My New “Wix” Website Click Photo of Lady Allegro/Renee Ashley Baker Below:

Snapshot 2 Renee Ashley Baker as Lady Allegro cropped  (3)

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Renee Ashley Bakers Mother 1925-1985

CoCo Chanel

Thank you Mummy for my “ballet lessons”…..Thank you Mme Chanel for my “perfume line”….

Still “NO” to Beyonce, NO to Oprah, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to Madonna, NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, NO to Charlize Theron, NO to Warner Bros, NO to Universal, NO to the television Networks (NO to ABC, No to CBS, NO to NBC) NO to California, NO to Simon and Schuster…NO to Meryl Streep.

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(Wednesday) “Good-bye Elizabeth Taylor” from Renee Ashley Baker

March 21, 2011

           Miss….  Dame…. [Elizabeth]   Taylor

 

     Elizabeth  Taylor offered  a “Special Gift” with her fragrance purchase at Christmas time.   The “Special Gift” was a watch.  That watch–is on my mother’s wrist….

NOW….BUY  NOW  (“12 Documents”)

                                           AVAILABLE   NOW !

 

                           I’M   NOW  ACCEPTING  PAYPAL

                                   (For  “12 Documents”)

                                   New  Price :    $271.99

                                 Shipping:                  5.00

                                  Sales Tax:               19.04

                             TOTAL COST:         $296.03

 Visit Order Website:  http://ermarenayashley.tripod.com/

 

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                            Renee Ashley Baker’s Schedule       

                                       THE    CONTRACT

1.  TLC will own (and broadcast) Renee Ashley Baker’s TV Show.  The first 3 years TLC will have (one time) RE-RUN RIGHTS (per year).

2.  AFTER the third year–(at the fourth year) NETFLIX TV will get all 24 shows (at $1 million per show) to air (to broadcast) on Netflix TV for 3 years (?)

3.  TLC Contract Also Calls For:

        a.  Renee Ashley Baker to get a salary/a fee of $25,000 per show (24 shows) and–an OFFICE.

         b.  Renee Ashley Baker to get a “wardrobe allowance”.

         c.  Renee Ashley Baker to get a “moving to France” allowance.

           d.  Renee Ashley Baker to get (to be granted) “Internet Syndication Rights” (worldwide).

             e.  Renee Ashley Baker to get (to be granted) “Third Run thru Perpetuity worldwide Broadcast Syndication Rights. 

P  L  U  S . . . .

Renee Ashley Baker’s  MOVE  (to Paris France)

Renee Ashley Baker’s  Wedding In France in 2011 (via Janis Spindel).

Renee Ashley Baker will  Sign Contract for  TLC TV Show (taped in Paris France).

Renee Ashley Baker will Sign Contract for Netflix TV Show Contract (Netflix Purchase after 3 years)

Renee Ashley Baker will Sign Contract with Sirius/XM

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will SIGN my own contracts.  (No agency will sign contracts for Renee Ashley Baker).

Renee Ashley Baker’s “Crocodile Handbags” (for Princess Kate Middleton via Tiffany & Co?)

Renee Ashley Baker will Sign fragrance/ perfume contract (with Chanel Corp 30/70 split?)

P  L  U  S

                                         “The Masked  Ball”

              The Erma Foundation will sponsor  my “Fashion Walks for Autism” event to be held annually in New York city.  In addition to my  in the works “Fashion Walks for Autism” show in New York I am planning A “Masked Ball” to be held annually in France and  also hosted by The Erma Foundation.    The “Masked Ball”   will be held in Paris France and  attended by Jet Setters, Aristocrats and Royalty of Europe.

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ABOUT   CLEMMIE

              CLEMMIE IS A “BIG WHIG” IN WASHINGTON D.C. CLEMMIE –HAS AN OFFICE IN THE  J. EDGAR HOOVER BUILDING IN WASHINGTON D.C.

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                                                   MARK

1950's Vintage Dinner Bell from The Antiques Diva

 

             YEARS  AGO,  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  gave a wedding present to a couple–he–THE GROOM –was and IS a millionaire.  The wedding present ?     A Cristal  Dinner  Bell….

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Election Day Humor/History by Renee Ashley Baker

November 2, 2010

     

 

    “Don’t  call  me  Mam!”

 


and

 

“What?  Did somebody say WHORE ?”

 

 SO

 

“That’s right  bee–atch!”

 

 

 

 

 IT

 

 

“Say– Ladies, high heels are on sale down the street and did you know that RAPISTS are born that way?”

 

goes

 

 

 “Could  ALL of you please kiss lipstick on a  pig’s ____”

 

 

 

And  So It  Goes . . . .

 

   INSERT: “Chariots of Fire” music here

 

 

THE  BIG  LAUNCH ? 



 The Final Voyage

above, Astronaut Nicole (Nikki) Stott

 One of 7 crew members on board “Discovery” (the seventh being Robonaut 2 (R2) the first state-of-the-art human-like ANDROID.

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s  R2D2  (from Star Wars)

above, space shuttle “Discovery” being launched (photo by Tony Gray/NASA)

The  Fragrance  Voyage

Speak  Now. . . .

Country music star Taylor Swift will create her own line of perfume and fragrance products to launch in late 2011

 

 

 

 

 

above,  Chanel (Renee #9 by Chanel ?) 

 

Women–Do you want sculpture without Botox?

above, The Sculptured House (aka The Sleeper House)built on Genesee Mountain in 1963 by architect Charles Deaton.  

Listed by:   Kentwood Cherry Hills Real Estate  (Denver). 

Auction Date:  November  10, 2010 

Opening Bid:  $3 million dollars

 

 

 

 

Women–Do you  want romance ? 

Try Janis Spindel’s  Matchmaking Service….

 

and  on portraits. . . . 

 

above, “Portrait Of A Lady”   (painted in 1919) 

 George Romney (1734-1802) was an English painter renowned for his portraits of aristocratic women.  Do you know who painted “Portrait Of A Lady” ?

 

above, Rose Elizabeth Kennedy (b 1890) wife of Joseph P. Kennedy, Sr.  and mother of President John  F.  Kennedy

 

DO YOU KNOW WHERE THIS LOCATION IS ? 

 

 

 

 

 (Hint:  It’s Renee Ashley Baker’s New Home in France)

Answer:  the French Riviera

 

 

 

 

and. . . .

Final Quiz: 

Do you know who this  Woman  is ?

 

 

 

 

above,  Mozart’s sister  Nannerl

VIEW  VIDEO:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19ZQC5LIjiw

and

(HOW ABOUT   A  LINK ?)

LINK TO THIS POST (copy and paste):

https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com

 

Garage Door Safety/Security: Garage Door Opener With Fingerprint I.D. (read below)

June 22, 2010

 

HOME   SAFETY 

 NEED  BARB  WIRE?       THEN  READ  ON…. 

 

 

IF–IF–there has been a rash of auto break-ins in your neighborhood (meaning smashing car windows and stealing Ipods, GPS, Laptops, and GARAGE DOOR OPENERS) maybe–you should  look into  garage door openers that work only with YOUR  fingerprint  I.D. 

TRY:  The Biometrix Master Lock Smart Touch Garage Door Opener  (pictured above).

VISIT:  http://www.automatedhome.co.uk/New-Products/Biometric-Garage-Door-Opener.html

 ALSO  TRY:

  Kwikset Smartscan Biometric Fingerprint I.D.  Deadbolt Lock sold by BRICK HOUSE SECURITY  (pictured above) .

VISIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42s69ZmmsEg&feature=related

 THE ABOVE PRODUCTS CAN BE PURCHASED ACROSS THE U.S. INCLUDING:  NEW YORK, D.C., PHILADELPHIA, NEW HAVEN, NEW PORT ETC  ETC  ETC

AND…. 

 About  Renee Ashley Baker

           4   DATES   WITH   RENEE   ASHLEY   BAKER

RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  PRESENTLY  HAS   HER   PROFILE  ON  EHARMONY,   JDATE,   AND  HANNIDATE….

QUALIFICATIONS  (Non-Negotiable):

1.  He must be Caucasian. (No religious preference–I love Jewish men ! )

2. He must reside in Colorado, or East Coast USA, or Canada,  or in Europe (but NOT in California).

3. He must earn  $250,000 – $1 million dollars per year.

SHOUT OUT TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S MEN ON:

 

AND…Renee Ashley Baker will be signing up with Selective Search Dating Service (on Park Avenue in  New York City)

BELOW: 

Renee  Ashley  Baker’s   Choo  Choos . . . .

BELOW:   Renee Ashley Baker as The Mermaid . . . .

  

 

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to “get married”, design “handbags” and  design “jewelry boxes”  and sit on yachts in Monaco, Monte Carlo sipping champagne and scooping up beluga caviar…. 

                                                     and  now

SHOUT OUT TO MEDIA BLOGGERS AND LIFESTYLE BLOGGERS:

    Do  LINK  TO   This Blog:   “About Renee Ashley Baker”

www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com 

 

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