Posts Tagged ‘Ford Modeling Agency’

“Renee Ashley Baker + Jackie Smith” by Renee Ashley Baker

March 18, 2012

“Cowtown Lost” (photo above taken by Renee Ashley Baker)

“Jackie Won” Featuring a Jackie Smith Faux Crocodile Handbag (photo above taken by Renee Ashley Baker)

DATE: Sunday March 18, 2012

Today, I, Renee Ashley Baker, went out shopping in downtown Denver. There is nothing in downtown Denver except the H & M store (H & M moved in when “Nike” moved out. The shopping stores are all in Cherry Creek). Anyway–I needed to buy some equipment (camera & tripod) so I thought I’d look downtown to catch some of the “price specials” in Sunday’s newspaper. I was walking on the “16th St Mall” and took the above two photographs with my new Virgin Mobile Kyocera Camera Phone.

Note on the above: This Cowtown (called Denver) began fighting with me (years ago) when I began doing some work for Senator/Sir Edward Moore Kennedy to read. Now–this Cowtown (called Denver) has the “NERVE” to try and “get money with–and from– Renee Ashley Baker”. Well, I, will never, NEVER allow Denver to “have showbusiness” with Renee Ashley Baker…..So, what are Renee Ashley Baker’s plans? First, I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “find a husband” (a Millionaire or Billionaire) using a New York matchmaker. Second, I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to sign with “Ford” or “Click” modeling agency to work as a “spokes model”. Third, I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to design handbags and launch a perfume line (hopefully with Tiffany & Co and the owners of Chanel Corp)….

This WordPress Blog is being read in 80 Countries and 50 States….

P.S. The “Office Depot” stores are “crap”. And— “NO” to Grammercy and Still “NO” to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts , No to Chrlize Theron, No to Pamela Anderson, No to John Elway, No to Tim Tebow, No to CBS, No to ABC, No to NBC, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Meryl Streep, No to Clint Eastwood, and “NO” to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to.

Signed

Renee Ashley Baker

(NOW SCROLL DOWN AND VIEW A LEGEND ….)

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Yes….It was Whitney Houston (by Renee Ashley Baker)

February 23, 2012

 

                         

 

 

 

 

 

                                                    

 

 

 

Regarding “Lift Up My Umbrella”

     It was my mother  Erma/Irma   who was “singing gospel music” — in church — at the same time Cissy was singing “back up” with the “Sweet Inspirations”  for none other than Elvis Presley (WOW)…..So,   which   of    Whitney’s    kin   should   sing  my song “Lift up my Umbrella” (Whitney’s Song) …. ?    

I’ll  let  Clive Davis decide….

and….

and….

NOW  AN   ENCORE

Introducing  Miss  Whitney  Houston  ( 99 + 7 _ _)

Wearing   A   Harris    Tweed   Coat“….

just click link to viewhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C0PiKdJ-n4&feature=related

 

AND

AND

(Scroll Down  For  “WHITNEY’S  SONG”  by Renee Ashley Baker)

SHOUT OUT: TO NIKON. . . .

November 9, 2010

 

 

 

 

VIEW:   “THE  HAT”  (click link below):

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

 

re:  Renee Ashley Baker Spokes Model for Nikon Coolpix

Dear Nikon:

I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will use Nikon Coolpix , exclusively, to take photographs for my  autobiography “Live! (In Progress) by Renee Ashley Baker”. . . .

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will  have Ford Modeling Agency contact Nikon in New York . . . .

 

                                    

Garage Door Safety/Security: Garage Door Opener With Fingerprint I.D. (read below)

June 22, 2010

 

HOME   SAFETY 

 NEED  BARB  WIRE?       THEN  READ  ON…. 

 

 

IF–IF–there has been a rash of auto break-ins in your neighborhood (meaning smashing car windows and stealing Ipods, GPS, Laptops, and GARAGE DOOR OPENERS) maybe–you should  look into  garage door openers that work only with YOUR  fingerprint  I.D. 

TRY:  The Biometrix Master Lock Smart Touch Garage Door Opener  (pictured above).

VISIT:  http://www.automatedhome.co.uk/New-Products/Biometric-Garage-Door-Opener.html

 ALSO  TRY:

  Kwikset Smartscan Biometric Fingerprint I.D.  Deadbolt Lock sold by BRICK HOUSE SECURITY  (pictured above) .

VISIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42s69ZmmsEg&feature=related

 THE ABOVE PRODUCTS CAN BE PURCHASED ACROSS THE U.S. INCLUDING:  NEW YORK, D.C., PHILADELPHIA, NEW HAVEN, NEW PORT ETC  ETC  ETC

AND…. 

 About  Renee Ashley Baker

           4   DATES   WITH   RENEE   ASHLEY   BAKER

RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  PRESENTLY  HAS   HER   PROFILE  ON  EHARMONY,   JDATE,   AND  HANNIDATE….

QUALIFICATIONS  (Non-Negotiable):

1.  He must be Caucasian. (No religious preference–I love Jewish men ! )

2. He must reside in Colorado, or East Coast USA, or Canada,  or in Europe (but NOT in California).

3. He must earn  $250,000 – $1 million dollars per year.

SHOUT OUT TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S MEN ON:

 

AND…Renee Ashley Baker will be signing up with Selective Search Dating Service (on Park Avenue in  New York City)

BELOW: 

Renee  Ashley  Baker’s   Choo  Choos . . . .

BELOW:   Renee Ashley Baker as The Mermaid . . . .

  

 

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to “get married”, design “handbags” and  design “jewelry boxes”  and sit on yachts in Monaco, Monte Carlo sipping champagne and scooping up beluga caviar…. 

                                                     and  now

SHOUT OUT TO MEDIA BLOGGERS AND LIFESTYLE BLOGGERS:

    Do  LINK  TO   This Blog:   “About Renee Ashley Baker”

www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com 

 

   (NOW   SCROLL   DOWN  BELOW   FOR   FATHERS)

                                            

                                                   

 

Einstein Tuesday then Wednesday (COMPLETED)

May 10, 2010

 

Cupid (Friend To Renee)

“Cupid  Cupid”

 by

Renee Ashley Baker

  Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker

 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 

 (verse)

In comes Tony, Pete,  Paul  and Kyle 

 In to visit, to talk for a while

  There sits Susie,  she’s in every night 

 Terri, Sarah, they can’t get it right 

 There sits Freddy, his sex on the phone 

Who’s  to judge him,  just leave him alone

(chorus)

 Cupid, Cupid

It’s last call again 

 Even though, love’s gone stupid

We all need a friend 

Cupid, Cupid

 It’s last call again 

 Even though, love’s gone stupid

 We all need a friend

 

 

 

I  FOUND  IT !      SO  VIEW  IT !

VIDEO MY SPACE: Cupid Cupid by Renee Ashley Baker

 (plus…listen to Renee Ashley Baker talking — click link below–then download….)

Cupid Cupid (WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SONG?)

 plus….

 

HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE

  Headlines read  “I rapped him!”

Tiger Woods:  Smart or Dumb? 

(My answer?   Smarty , Dummy,  or Bulgy — Tiger Woods has made $500  million dollars) 

LISTEN TO (Read):   “The Tiger Wife Rap”  by Renee Ashley Baker (click link below)

THE TIGER WIFE RAP by Renee Ashley Baker

(My choice to sing my “Tiger Wife Rap”  is Margaret Cho )

plus….

HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE 2

  Headlines read  “I counted — Er–  I   a-counted — him!”.

Mel Gibson: Smart or Dumb? 

 (My answer is smart because Mel Gibson is worth $1  billion dollars and because “Close is a lingerie store without….”)

plus….HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE 3 

 Headlines read  “I sued him!”.   (Susan Boyle is suing her brother because he won’t leave her alone!)

Susan Boyle: Smart or Dumb?

  (My answer is smart because SHE dreamed a dream….)     

plus….

RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  FINANCES 

1.  eHarmony: 350 Men (I’m on eharmony to WED  a ‘smooching partner) 

2.  TV Appearance (on ‘High Society”) 

 3.  Desiger (Renee Ashley Baker will design Samantha Thavasa Handbags and Swarovski Crystal “Pandora’s Jewelry Boxes”.

  4.  Spokes Model with Ford Modeling Agency (possible 21 companies including General Motors, AT&T, IBM ). 

5.    Novelist  (“7 COLORS” by Renee Ashley Baker). 

  6.   Motion Picture Producer for 20th Century Fox, Paramount, Disney, The Weinstein Company  (for motion picture productions of “S.O.L.” and “7 COLORS”). 

 7.  New Yorker &  Monocan  (Renee Ashley Baker will reside in New York and in Monaco Monte Carlo)

 RENEE ASHLEY BAKER: Smart or Dumb? 

My answer:  Smart

now…How  Smart  Are  You?  

Take the “Dumb Test” to see how dumb or smart ou may be:  Visit:  www.QuizRocket.com/dumb-test       

plus….

Joan Rivers “Can We Talk –About How They Got To Be Millionaires ?”….

 

Watch Joan Rivers new TV show “How’d You Get So Rich?” 

 (on TV Land–check your local listings for day and time)

plus….

SHOUT  OUT  TO:  Samantha  Thavasa 

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, would love to design a collection of handbags for Samantha Thavasa….

plus….

SHOUT OUT TO CORY VOORHIS

(If you want to “SELL”  your story—you can reach me through Bill Taylor he knows where to write to me). 

SHOUT OUT  2:   TO WARBLING CHRISSY & COPIER JOANNE  (STOP copying!  And stop reading this website.  This website is only for THE TALENTED!)

STOUT OUT 3:  LAWSUIT (click link below) 

http://www.lawweekonline.com/2010/05/denver-oks-65000-in-settlements-for-two-lawsuits/

SHOUT OUT 4:  To Bloggers on the Blogasphere 

(LINK  TO  THIS  BLOG PAGE!)

 plus….

Still “NO”

NO to Gwen Stefani

(Gwen Stefani will not get any song written by Renee Ashley Baker) 

2.  No to John Elway

3.  No to John Caldera (I’ll talk to  Mr. Limbaugh, Mr. Geddy and Serius/XM)

4.  No to Kellie  and No to the dark haired Italian one.  I have no reason to talk with either of these two newspeople–I do not need an appointment with either of you.  (2theDeuce Denver)

5.  No to Melanie Griffith

6.  No to George Clooney

7. No to Warner Bros, No to Universal and NO to all others Renee Ashley Baker has peviously said “NO” to.

 

St. Patrick’s: Great Ones—Here and Beyond (plus more “7 Colors”)

March 17, 2010

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY!

Justice Ruth Ginsberg

Henry Kissinger

and….

“Good Bye Peter Graves” from Renee Ashley Baker

“7 COLORS”
(A Novel)
by
Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2010 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

“Your Momma Wears Scottish Combat Boots” by Renee Ashley Baker
(Photo taken by Renee Ashley Baker with a Motorola camera phone)

plus….

Jimmy Choo White Satin Bridal Shoes
(for Renee Ashley Baker to wear on her wedding day)

plus….

SHOUT OUT #1 (To Lake Charles)
Hello to Julia and Ed and John and Renee

SHOUT OUT #2
Hello to Sally Wilcox at CAA

SHOUT OUT #3
Hello to John R. Caplan (Ford Models Inc)

ST. PATTY’S DAY PHOTOS?

POSTER BRAIN YOUR ST. PATTY\'S DAY PHOTOS

Travel: Jet Set or Jet Blue (Pampering, Planning, and Photographing)

December 2, 2009

globetrotter-luggage

Renee Ashley’s Red ‘Globetrotter’ Travel Case

PAMPERING:
It is inevitable that you’ll get stuck in an airport somewhere, sometime, so why not relax while you’re waiting?

Get Pampered: At Detroit Metro Airport, you can get a facial, a massage, and a shower in McNamara terminal.

Listen to Chopin: Hartsfield-Jackson Atlanta International Airport has a pianist to serenade irritable would-be passengers.

Tee Off: At Dallas/Ft. Worth International Airport, you can play 36 holes of golf on airport property–if you’ve got the time.

Up Your Culture Quotient: Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport has spent millions on its world-class art collection.

Sample the Chardonnay: At Baltimore/Washington International, a wine bar serves flights of wine during delays.

PLANNING:
Fly Early In The Day. At airports scheduled to capacity, any delay in the morning means there will be at least that much of delay for every flight thereafter.

Depart A Day In Advance. For crucial trips, such as a business meeting or a wedding.

Check the Delay Statistic For your flight: For how often that flight is more than 15 minutes late on a scale of 1 to 9 (the lower the number, the more often it’s late)–before you book your tickets. Airlines are required by law to give you the stat if you ask for it: many post it on their websites. If the number is 5 or below and time is of the essence, consider another flight.

Sign Up for the registered traveler program. At (tsa.gov/approach/rt/travelers.shtm)to take some of the pain out of the preflight experience. Travelers who pass a voluntary background check can use special lanes to whisk through security at nearly 20 U.S. airports, including in Denver, Oakland, Orlando, and San Francisco.

Make A Call– If you get to the gate and the airline says you’ve lost your seat: Contact the ‘Coalition for an Airline Passangers’ Bill of Rights’ at 877-359-3776. Kate Hanni, the group’s founder, says stranded passengers have told her that seats were suddenly found for them when they called CAPBOR from the airport and let airline personnel know they’d done so. If your flight is canceled, the group’s volunteer staff will help you book hotels, research your flight status, offer alternative routes, help with car rental, and relay weather information.

Understand Your Options: When you’re stuck on the ground for hours after boarding, there’s a reason. “If the airlines lock the doors, the don’t have to provide refunds, credits, lodgling, and food expenses” says Paul Hudson, executive director of the Aviation Consumer Action Project. You can circulate a petition demanding to be let off the plane and take it to the cockpit. An airline can’t hold people against their will unless there is a safety reason, and the Captain has the authority to let people off. If the situation worsens, call the police or a local TV or radio station from your cell phone. CAPBOR hotline volunteers can also put you in touch with the media.

Join The Fight: To enact an Airline Passengers’ Bill of Rights federal legislation that would mandate, among other things. that passengers be allowed to deplane when they are held on the tarmac for more than three hours as well as require airlines to provide delayed passengers with food, water, sanitary facilities, and medical attention. Know, however, that the major U.S. carriers are dead set against the bill, arguing that cockpit crews should make these calls. For more information on the Passenger’s Bill visit: http://www.flyersrights.com

PHOTOGRAPHING:
Want To Take stunning pictures of your ‘holiday’ ? DIYphotography.net offers camera basics for beginners, with tips on lighting and low-cost ways to replicate expensive equipment.

Want To Load your holiday pictures onto one website and have them ‘magically appear’ on every website you have? Then try: Posterous.com, Friendfeed.com, Tripit.com,

GET 29:
Did you know that in 1929 the city of St. Louis hired Archie League, the country’s first air traffic controller? He uses two signal flags to direct planes. Red means hold; black-and-white means go.

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be singing a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies and for $21 Million Dollars (companies that include Chanel, Chanel Cosmetics–“Renee Perfume by Chanel”, Jimmy Choo, AT&T, IBM, General Motors, and Swarovski for a line of jewelry boxes to be designed by Renee Ashley Baker called, “Pandora’s Box”).

Renee Ashley Baker will reside in Germany (Berlin) and in Monaco, Monte Carlo).

special thanks: Reader’s Digest special thanks: eHarmony

Black Friday….For The Black Knight

November 18, 2009

BLACK KNIGHT ?

Valiant Val Kilmer

“Batman Forever” starring Val Kilmer …..

BLACK FRIDAY ?

Did you know that every First Lady — up to and including Jackie Kennedy– shopped at Neiman Marcus? (Well, maybe not Martha but–she would have….)

Renee Ashley’s Neiman Marcus….On Black Friday (or on white Wednesday)…. Neiman Marcus is the place to shop. “I, Renee Ashley, have a closet full of Chanel dresses”….So, for that perfect silk Chanel silk blouse (or for that handsome cashmere turtleneck sweater for him) always visit Neiman Marcus….

plus….A SHOUT OUT!

I, Renee Ashley (aka Renee Ashley Baker) give a “Shout Out To Val Kilmer”….

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will sign a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies for $21 MILLION DOLLARS (companies that include Chanel, Chanel cosmetics–“Renee Perfume by Chanel”–, AT&T, IBM, and Swarovski for a line of jewelry boxes to be designed by Renee Ashley Baker called, “Pandora’s Box”….)
I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to Germany (to Berlin).

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Portrait of Renee by James….

November 7, 2009

Marilyn Monroe by James Gill

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will hire (commission) James Gill to paint Renee Ashley Baker’s portrait….

25 “MORE” THINGS ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

Renee Ashley Baker’s Exercise Routine

1. Nordic Trac Ski Machine
2. Ballet Bar
3. Jonathan Urla Pilates,
and….
4. Renee Ashley Baker will meet (“date”) all 60 of the white males (that is the “love matches”) that have been “love matched” with Renee Ashley Baker on eHarmony.
5. Renee Ashley Baker “may” do a “radio show” (in New York City) which hopefully will be sponsored by Amazon.com, Yahoo/Bing and General Motors (or Mercedes Benz).
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies for $21 million dollars (companies which include Chanel, Chanel Cosmetics –Renee Perfume by Chanel, Jimmy Choo, AT&T, Rolex and Swarovski for jewelry boxes to be designed by Renee Ashley Baker called, “Pandora’s Box”.
7. Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to Germany (Berlin)

TEA: By the Spot (and By the Pot)

November 2, 2009
christofle-tea-service

Renee Ashley Baker's Christofle Tea Service

TEA: A HOW TO

On white linen sit delicate tea cups and saucers and — tea sandwiches (for a Parlor), tea cakes (for a Cozy), or smoked eggs (for an Adventurous) tea !

Parlor
(The Tea)
Spring First
Gold Tipped Assam
Large Wulong Signal Fancy
(The Tea Sandwiches)
Smoked Salmon and Watercress
Cucumber and Mint
Tomato and Butter

COZY
(The Tea)
Earl Grey Massala Chai
(The Tea Cakes)
Ginger-Lime Cookies
Bourbon Currant Cookies
Tea Buns

ADVENTUROUS
(The Tea)
Chinese Oolong
(The Tea Sandwiches)
Curried Chicken
Smoked Eggs

Where To Buy:
Specialty Cookies: La Tour d’Argent distributed by Crossings Speciality Tea: McNulty’s Tea in New York City
Specialty Tea Club: The Tea Club (1-800 385 5532)

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
1. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet 60 Men (the 60 eHarmony men) that she has been “love matched” with on eHarmony).
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will sign with Ford Modeling Agency (in New York City) for representation to 21 Companies (which include Chanel, Chanel cosmetics–“Renee Perfume by Chanel”, Jimmy Choo, AT&T/Blackjack and Swarovski for a line of “jewelry boxes” to be designed by Renee Ashley Baker called “Pandora”)