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MR. KISS KISS BANG BANG? Check Out My Facebook….NO TO REVLON….(plus #Fashion News: Fashion and Beauty Spring Into Summer 2014 by Renee Ashley Baker, #Millionaires, #Billionaires, #Helmut Newton, #JetSet, #New York, #Paris)

June 16, 2014

NOW….

First, The Facts….

MCA and The Mob

“RONALD REGAN, MCA, & THE MOB”….

Interscope Records

Click Link Here To Read Why I Won’t Work For Warner Bros: http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW HOUSE IN FRANCE….THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL…JAMES BOND….(AND MEL GIBSON?)….BOUGHT

Cote d Azur

MR. KISS KISS BANG BANG ?

“JUST SAY PLEASE” (Title of Renee Ashley Baker’s James Bond Novel?)

Intro by Renee Ashley Baker (“Reckless With Your Love” by AZARI & III)

(Intro–Begin 18 sec–Repeat 4 Times)

Say please, Pretty please, Thank you please, I’d like some please, Do it please, Hand it please, Can you say, Si’l Vous Plait?

(Music Up–At 50 sec–First Verse Begin At 107 sec)

Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it up
Fearless with your LIFE
But, no one can you trust
Reckless with your LOVE
You just give it away
Fearless with your life
Living Day To Day
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LOVE A PARTY?

ACCESSORIES (FOR THAT SUMMER PARTY SEASON)

Jimmy Choo Spring Summer 2014

Estee Lauder Fragrance Compact

Earbuds by Deos

Dries Van Noten 2014 eyewear

Sonia Kashuk make up brushes

HE TAKES YOU OUT….

LOVE A MORNING AFTER LOVE BREAKFAST?

(RENEE ASHLEY BAKER LOVES CROISSANTS FOR BREAKFAST)

croissants

BAKERIES:
Dominique Ansel Bakery (NYC)
Laduree Baker (NYC)

YES….PARTY SEASON IS HERE!

FROM GARDEN PARTIES (EAST HAMPTON) TO DINNER PARTIES (UPPER EAST SIDE NEW YORK)

cocktail party east hampton

The Collectors Dinner

PERFECT PARTY ISLAND (NEW YORK)

COST: $19.9 MILLION DOLLARS

Petra Island New York

Petra is a private island just 47 miles from midtown Manhattan. This “oasis” comes with a Frank Lloyd Wright designed cottage and 200 year old beach trees. Contact: Ahalife com

PERFECT PARTY SANDAL:CHANEL GOLD SANDAL

Chanel gold leather gladiator flat sandal

PERFECT PARTY JEWELRY (GOLD, PLATINUM AND DIAMOND “WINGED” EARRINGS BY VENDURA) COST: $38,000

Vendura gold platinum and diamond Winged earrings

PERFECT WARDROBE? ALWAYS CHANEL….

UNE HOMMAGE AU FEMME….GRACE !

Grace JONES 2

gRACE jONES

gRACE joNES 3

Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to France” to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design” (Renee Ashley Baker will be arriving in France in August 2014…..)

SUMMER BEAUTY….INTERNATIONALLY?

Mr Kenneth Salon at Waldorf Astoria New York

(Front Door of Mr. Kenneth’s Salon inside the Waldorf Astoria in New York City)

THE LIST (SALONS):
Paris: David-Mallett com
Athens: Vangelis Hatzis
Tokyo: Twiggy.co.jp
Munich: Barnet Conceptide
London: Joshwood Colour com
Beijing: TonyStudio com.cn

PERFECT PARTY NAILS?

Gold Rush Couture by Models Own

PERFECT PARTY SHOPPING?

shopping

SAY….NEIMAN MARCUS…

Neiman Marcus

OR

BELOW “THE LIST” …THE “NEW DEPARTMENT STORES” (SHOPPING LUXURY WORLDWIDE)
Moscow: TSUM
London: MatchesFashion com
Luxembourg: SMETS
Dubrovnik: Maria
U.S.A.: Pop In @ Nordstrom
U.S.A.: Simon com (@ Neiman Marcus)

PERFECT SUMMER LISTENING?

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE HEADSETS

BANG & OLUFSEN

Bang  Olufsen headsets

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAVORITE PARTY DRINKS?

Renee’s Favorite Tall Cool Drink

PERRIER !

Perrier summer

AND

FOR THE MORE ADVENTUREOUS TIMES

MOET!

Moet summer

FINALLY THE PERFECT PARTY EYES….
CONTACT LENSES EMBEDDED WITH GOLD AND DIAMOND CHIPS….

Contact lenses embedded with gold and diamnd chips

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NOW SCROLL DOWN…. TO VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW FRANCE VILLA?

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MEMORIAL DAY: A Pitch: “D”…. starring Renee Ashley Baker (and Mel Gibson?)…. and YES I Want Sony Red Music and YES to Disney” but NO TO SHARON STONE, NO TO MERYL STREEP, NO TO CHARLIZE THERON AND NO TO MADONNA.

May 18, 2014

P A System

The P.A. System came on; SHE (the “C.O.”) spoke:

“Don’t do anything he says; HE’S Crazy!”

Damn her. Bob pushed his own “P.A.” button and spoke:

“Is everybody gonna do what I say?”

“YES !” The 12 Person unit RESOUNDED in unison.

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Shout Out To Leila: I’d Like To Write A Part For You….(?????)

Leila 1

Leila 3

Leila Hatami

Leila 4

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Skee Lo

TO READ MORE OF RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “D”….CLICK ON “WINGS” BELOW…

USAF Pilot Wings

black man saluting

Hi J.J. : “DANGER (THE SONG)” is for “KC” if he wants it… for #Disney, for #Barbra Streisand

July 24, 2013

Cinderella at the Ball

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LAWSUIT SETTLEMENT:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am expecting an $8 Million – $10 Million dollar out of court settlement….OR I WILL FILE A LAWSUIT….

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“SANG THE MUSES”
lyrics and melody by Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Lovely CINDERELLA Lost Her Shoe At The Ball
SHIP Found In The Bottle, Popped The Cork, The Sails Grew Tall
Let Her Stand With NEMO He’ll Take Her Hand Upon The Sea
Strait Up From The Bottom They’ll See JACK Cause He’ll Be Me

(chorus)
Sang The Muses, Sang The Muses
Sang The Muses, Sang The Muses
Sang The Music, Sang The Music
Sang The Music, Sang The Music

CLICK LINK BELOW TO LISTEN:
http://www.muziboo.com/mp3/sang-the-muses-written-and-sung-by-renee-ashley-baker/

Say What

DANGER
Lyrics and melody by Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker
All RIGHTS RESERVED

WATCH OUT—Please hear what I’m say—ing
NO DOUBT—It’s evil games they’re play—ing
DO NOT do as I say but LIE too
SLIDE IN—yes you know my group

BAD GUYS will never get to buy me
CAD EYES they never fail to try me
TWIST, TURN, DETECT is everything I do
HEAD SPIN—got you in a loop

Just when you think you’ve won then that’s when I’ll find you out
HARD CASE I’ll always RUN IN that’s what true love’s about

(chorus)
DANGER
I’m the one who fought with
DANGER
So my life is fraught with
DANGER
Yes my heart’s been baught with
DANGER
It’s the only way to live life
It’s the only way to live life
It’s the only way to live life

(These two songs are not for Madonna, nor for Universal Music Publishing, nor for Warner Bros/Chappelle, nor for David Geffen and not for Jill Scott. “Danger” is for KC–if he wants it….at Disney…and if….I am AVAILABLE….and NO to Sean Puffy and No to Comcast).

TO LISTEN: CLICK ON IMAGE OF “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER” BELOW

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5TH — Fifth Novel Serial by Renee Ashley Baker (Untitled or Title Secret Contingency)

February 6, 2013

Youre Fired

Everyone and Anyone who reads this blog knows of my tendancy to “BOIL OVER”. I want to explain to those who are not in showbusiness that it is illegal–a FEDERAL CRIME –to tell anyone in showbusiness what to do. You cannot tell a writer which publisher to be published by; you cannot tell a movie producer who to cast in his/her motion picture; you cannot tell a “songwriter” who to “give a song to”; you cannot tell someone like myself to forget/forgo an “entertainment conglomerate” and instead become an “indie” and set up a “production company” with “investment banking or hedgefund financing”. (Investment Bankers and Bankers make millions and millions of dollars in fees and interest).

Anyway–the above fiction paragraphs are from my fifth–MY 5th–“novel trilogy” (the fourth being my new “Inspector Jenny” trilogy and the fifth being the one above which is still untitled or “Title Secret Contingency”).

There are many many fine “A-List” movie directors (the DGA must have over 1,000 members).

If–IF–I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Leading Lady” in my movies (and I will be) then, I will select, as my leading men: Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Bruce Willis, Mel Gibson, Val Kilmer, Richard Gere, Kevin Costner, Leo DiCaprio, Ian McGregor, Will Smith, Nathan Lane, Ben Kingsly, Ian McKlellan, Gene Hackman, Robert Duval, Dustin Hoffman, Daniel Craig, and Sean Connery.

If–If I am casting actresses (and I’m only casting actresses for one or maybe two or posibly three of the five trilogies) I have–on my list: Cate Blanchett, Annette Benning, Sigourney Weaver, Susan Sarandon, Rene Russo, Renee Zellweger, Sandra Bullock, Jessica Lange, Sharon Stone, Ashley Judd, Kate Hudson, Natalie Portman, Nicole Kidman, Meg Ryan, Julianne Moore, Julie Andrews, Sarah Jessica Parker, Ann Hathaway, Emma Thompson , Dame Judi Dench, Dame Helen Mirren, and of course (Duchess ?) Barbra Streisand….

IF and WHEN….IF and WHEN….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available” to “COMPLETE THESE NOVELS” I hope they’ll be “published” by HARPER COLLINS (no to Simon & Schuter).

I hope they’ll be published by Harper Collins under my PROPOSED “exclusive” 10 year, $25 Million Dollar a year “UMBRELLA DEAL” with NEWS CORP/20th Century Fox.

Signed
Renee Ashley Baker / Renee AB 9

P.S. I’ll only “write” if–IF I’m residing in my house in France in 2014 (Until then I’ll be residing in Washington DC during 2013 being a “Socialite”. By the way The Wertheimers and The Rothschilds stay ON)….

P.S. P.S. THEY’RE FIRED: NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, No to Charlize Theron, NO to Meryl Streep, No to Madonna, NO to Melanie Griffith, NO to Oprah Winfrey, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to ICM, NO to California and NO to all other’s that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to. (I am “firing” all of these people because Denver and other “non-showbusiness” CRUD keeps trying to “cast my movies” (while insulting and threatening members of my family). These Cowtown/Shantytown (DENVER) fools keep trying to “run a company with my INTELLECTUAL properties” (when I keep saying “NO”)….

Washington DC5

Estate in France

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Better Late Than Never (Emergency Preparedness–How To Prepare For Disaster)…PLUS President Obama Heroically Steps In….

October 31, 2012

(above, Will Smith in “Men in Black 3″….All For James)

plus

ANNOUNCEMENT! ANOUNCEMENT! ANNOUNCEMENT!

SHOUT OUT TO: Washington Post Syndicate, New York Times Syndicate, and Creators Syndicate

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like a newspaper to “syndicate” my Podcast (and my written column) to online editions of newspapers nationwide…My “podcast” will be as “Culture Critic At Large”….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker

AND…..

WHEN CATASTROPHY STRIKES… A HERO IS NEEDED…

President Obama visits “needy” New Jersey

(My Brother “James” Lived In Cherry Hills NJ Too)

BELOW…

THINGS TO DO “NOW” TO GET READY FOR EMERGENCY…..

COMMUNICATE

Download the phone app “Group Me” or “Path” to notify relatives and friends of your whereabouts….(Important after CELL phone service is restored)….

IF YOU NEED TO EVAC (GRAB BOX OR BACKPACK )

VISIT: Herrington Catalog Emergency Catastrophy Backpack

http://www.HerringtonCatalog.com

VISIT: Red Cross Deluxe 3 Day Emergency Backpack

http://www.RedCrossStore.org

VISIT: Ready Box (It Floats !)

http://www.readybox.com

BUY AN EMERGENCY BEACON….(aka MULTI SURVIVAL MODULE)

VISIT Herrington Catalog
http://www.HerringtonCatalog.com

LINKS TO LIFE….

Download an “Emergency Preparedness” App for your Phone

VISIT:
http://www.iphoneness.com/iphone-apps/emergency-iphon-apps-that-can-save-lives/

TWO IMPORTANT WEBSITES TO VISIT:

1. http://www.Ready.gov

2. http://www.RedCross.org

AND….CONTEST CONTEST CONTEST CONTEST (SCROLL DOWN BELOW)

Completed…”Belated Good-Byes”… (plus…For Miss “Ethel”….A Documentary)

October 15, 2012

“Good–Bye Arlen and Good–Bye Arthur”
from Renee Ashley Baker

Arlen J. Specter, FIRST KNIGHT

Arlen J. Specter was born in Wichita Kansas to emigrant Russian Jewish parents. He graduated from the University of Pennsylvania and served in the U.S. Air Force during the Korean War…..

and

the

SECOND KNIGHT?

Arthur Ochs Sulzberger (1926 to 2012)

Arthur Ochs Sulzberger “helmed” the New York Times. He “took over” in 1963….
(Arthur Ochs Sulzberger was one of my “12 Trusted Men At The Table”….One of the “J 12”)

and…..Recognize The Chair Cover ?

NEW FUR — NEW VIDEO– GREAT COCO (Chanel, Paris France and Renee Ashley Baker)

September 12, 2012
  • I, Renee Ashley Baker, always have to “clear things up”; So…here I go again….”NO” to underwriters and “NO” to hedgefunds….

    …..Now I will (WILL) be shopping for a “fur coat” when I get to New York in November (2012)….I think I’ll start my search at J Mendel ?

    Below…the fabulous Anna Wintour (of Vogue) wearing white fur….

    (and YES Ms. Wintour your house is one of the houses I’d like to see in New York City….)

    Below the fabulous Ashley Greene wearing a fur jacket….

    Below J Mendel Waistcoat 2012….

    Below J Mendel Fashion Week 2012

    Below On The Rack at J Mendel 2012

    Below “Love Potion #9”

    VIEW NEW VIDEO….
    STARRING….. RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….Click on Video Cam Below To View…..

    YES TO MY JANIS SPINDEL MEN….

    and…. yes to “Fashion and Beauty”… (And So She Goes)….

    The Beautiful Mrs. A

    You see… I, Renee Ashley Baker, have only ONE MOTHER and out of respect for my Mother….

    THE EXCEPTION: My “XM Sirius” radio show to be broadcast from Paris France…..(No to CBS radio)

    Renee Ashley Baker and Her Mother below (Big and Little Chanel)…

    CoCo #9? CoCo Chanel pictured above in 1909…..CoCo discovered and bottled “Chanel #5” aka THE FIFTH ELEMENT…..

    RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO PARIS FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFULLY WITH THE WERTHEIMER BROTHERS)…..AND TO “GET MARRIED” IN GREECE….on an Island…..

    NOW….

    TO KEEP TRACK OF THE “LITTLE ONES”…..CLICK ON “BRACELET” BELOW……

    SCROLL DOWN……FOR SECURITY (HOME AND BODY)

  • VIDEOS by Renee Ashley Baker….

    June 21, 2012

    SHOUT OUT TO BILL GATES :

    Hi Bill (and Melinda). I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation to give (donate) $5 Million Dollars to THE ERMA FOUNDATION. The Erma Foundation will be headquartered in Paris France (with an office in New York City). I, Renee Ashley Baker, will reside in France and will run the “Erma French Perfume and Design” company (hopefully 70% owned by the owners of Chanel Corporation….) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a “citizen of France”….

    (SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW VIDEOS BELOW….)

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    VIDEO 1: “Wildlife in HD (The Remix)” click on horse below…

    VIDEO 2: “Kalimba REMIX” (click on photo below to view)

    VIDEO 3: “Infrared” starring Renee Ashley Baker (click on photo below to view)

    *Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to Paris France…” (to work for the owners of Chanel Corp ?)

    Still “No” to Universal, “NO” to Warner Bros, “NO” to television, and STILL “NO” to California, NO to Florida, NO to Charlize Theron, NO to Meryl Streep, “NO” to Madonna, NO to ABC, and NO to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to….and NO BOOKS….and NO TO THE “MUSIC INDUSTRY”….and NO to Oprah Winfrey…..

    Renee Ashley Baker’s Pay? NO TO TELEVISION (Yes To Chanel, Tiffany & Co, XM/Sirius, Fashion and Beauty Industry)

    June 11, 2012

    The MEN Who Own XM/Sirius (a radio show in Paris France)

    Handbags by Tiffany & Co (and by Renee Ashley Baker ?)

    and

    The MEN Who Own Tiffany & Co

    Renee Ashley Baker’s Fall/Winter Chanel…2012….(New York/Paris France)

    and

    The MEN WHO OWN CHANEL

    and

    The MEN WHO…..

    Stealth Man O War…..(1000 + 1 ?)

    AND AND AND

    THE MEN who are with Janis Spindel
    YES: To my dates with my “Janis Spindel Men” (He must be Caucasian/Jewish, He must be 50-70 years of age, He must be millionaire/billionaire, AND our first date? At Mr. CHOW’S in New York City (FOR PEKING DUCK)….

    and, and , and

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    RE: The “dumb creeps”: The Dumb Creeps attending the “dumb creeps seminar” in the Perrin Room at the Englewood Public Library….I say to you, “Mind your own “dumb business…I am not, not with any families…..

    RE: My Apartment:
    Oprah Winfrey will not, NOT be “paying for” any of my apartments, neither will Glenn, neither will Warner Bros and neither will Universal….and No to Catherine Zeta Jones….No to Steven Spielberg and No to Ridley Scott ….No to California

    and NO TO THE MUSIC INDUSTRY (NO TO MADONNA)

    and NO TO TELEVISION ….(no movies –and certainly NO television)

    NO TO FOOTBALL…(NO ATHLETES)….

    (Like I said above, I’ll be residing in Paris France working for Chanel….)

    I HAVE A LAWSUIT TO SETTLE FIRST ….

    The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee 2012 Plus How England Still Swings With Style….A Look At The “New” English Rose and Other Things British)

    June 5, 2012

    HRH Princess Kate Middleton….
    (the “new” English rose….)

    Of Course, I love England, doesn’t everyone? Because of (and only because of) the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee I have decided to do just one more WordPress post….(THIS ONE)…

    I want to “launch” a fashion and beauty industry company and–I’ve been thinking of “launching” a fashion blog….Of course, the ultimate would be for me to “write a column” for a Fashion Magazine, however, a “fashion blog” might be a good place for me to “break in”….

    So–I have been perusing the style blogs just to see how it is done…And because of the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee I thought I’d take a look at London…I thought I’d take a look at the English blogs to see what the English women were up to “style wise”….What did I find? I found that England still swings…from the “racks”…and…. that there is a “brand new English rose”….
    Signed
    Renee Ashley Baker
    p.s. Long Live The Queen…..

    Now…

    Shall We Begin With:

    “Patriotic Fashions From The Diamond Jubilee” ….

    Chloe, 13, exhibits a “patriotic style” as she watches “the Queen” ride by during the country wide celebration of the Diamond Jubilee 2012….

    An Indoor Celebration During The Diamond Jubilee ?
    (I found this “patrotic” show of foot wear on the English blog Stylist Stuff…)

    Jubilee Jewelry ?
    I found this British Flag necklace on a English jewelry website…the diamonds are real….

    NEXT:

    Fashion Stuff FROM the Style Blogs of London (aka “The New English Rose”)

    False Eye Lashes “Little Flirt” by Benefit….
    I found this photo on the English blog “Stylist Stuff”…
    (The blog’s author is a “stylist” for “celebrities” and for “showbusiness”)

    Ever Seen Nails As English and as Pretty as These ?
    (I found them on the English blog “Kingdom of Style”….)

    For That Queenly Style….Try The English “For Coco” Hat Maker Judy Bentinck
    (chapeaus mixing Anglais with la Francais… pour la tete–ais….okay?)

    Tortoise Sunglasses by House of Harlow in Chelsea
    (found on the English/French blog CoCos Tea Party)

    From The Colony Comes Ugg…
    (Ugg’s spring summer 2012 florals–florals that are a must have now)

    The English Rose Rocks Haute Couture Style Too….

    Sister Socialites Tamra and Petra of New York (and London)

    English Actress Thandie Newton Rocks The LBD

    Diamonds Are Forever?
    (Then They Are Forever At Biddle…Bailey Banks & Biddle of London….)

    Designer Stella — Stella of London
    Or…. Stella of Strawberry Fields
    (Wouldn’t That Be A Great Name For A Perfume? ….”Strawberry Fields”….)

    Designer Betsey….Betsey splits spring summer 2012
    (Now isn’t that “split” just like Betsey Johnson !)

    Burberry….
    (Is This the “new” look of MI5/MI6 ?….New look for the women that is…)

    Wedding Shoe by Jimmy Choo of London
    (Love In Black & White)

    Fiction Or Real ? (You Decide)

    The Beautiful Style of Downton Abbey….photo from Vogue (London)

    Berenice The Bond Girl…
    I Cannot Do A London Post Without “JB” Can I ?…..
    (JB– James Bond–007– On Her Majesty’s Secret Service…That Is….)

    NOW….

    THE ROYALS

    “The Royal Swans”

    Prince Charles and Camilla in a “cookie eating contest” ????

    Royal Purple Granny aka HRH The Queen

    Queen Elizabeth and “The Kids”