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Completed New Photo Gallery Added…. Happy Thanksgiving 2014! Holiday Tea! Obama Humor Christmas Cards, Christmas Gift Ideas, Shopping Cyber Monday (and Thanks AL! No to BeyoncĂ©, No to Janet Jackson, No to Rihanna)

November 24, 2014

Matriarch Ethel Kennedy is awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom…

U.S. President Obama presents the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Ethel Kennedy during a White House ceremony in Washington

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LISTEN TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW DEMO AT: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (AND THE BEAUTIFUL MRS A BELOW…)

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Mothers Christofle Tea Service

NOW…A LESSON IN CHIC….

What better time for holiday tea than Thanksgiving holiday? Below the fabulous Mrs Winston Churchill pouring tea at 10 Downing St 1948. (Photo courtesy of “The Peak of Chic”)

the fabulous Mrs Winston Churchill pouring tea at 10 Downing Street 1940

Mariage Freres Tea gift 2014

NOW …A LESSON IN ADVANCED STYLE….THE GREAT AND THE ASPIRING GREAT….(Photo courtesy of “Advanced Style”)

the fabulous Colleen

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ABOVE, ROCHE BOBOIS COLLECTION….2014/2015

TIFFANY & CO DESK APPOINTMENTS

Tiffany & Co Desk Appointments

NOW..A LESSON IN PAIRS….NEW YORK’S MOST STYLISH COUPLES….

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Cipriana and Aaron New York

Haley and Allan New York

Mary Beth and Kevin

Mimi and Rae

Jenna and Jullian New York

NOW A LESSON IN FASHION…VINTAGE AND NEW
(Below Chanel “vintage” jacket and Chanel 18kt gold and diamond earrings)

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NOW A LESSON IN GLAMOUR (RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE HOUSE…THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BUILT?)

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NOW….

A VERY SPECIAL “HAPPY THANKSGIVING” TO JASON AND BARBRA….

Barbra Streisand and Jason Gould Duet

AND….LOOK WHO ELSE IS DOING WHAT AND WITH WHOM ON THANKSGIVING ?

KEVIN AND KYRA SERVE UP THANKSGIVING ! (SHOUT OUT TO SONY: KEVIN WOULD MAKE THE PERFECT “TALENT AGENT” IN THAT COMEDY “THIS IS VINYL TAP” ?)

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SHOUT OUT TO 20TH CENTURY FOX..ISN’T IT ABOUT TIME FOR A REMAKE OF “THE KID FROM BROOKLYN” ? I HAD THIS “REMAKE IDEA” A LONG TIME AGO. I WOULD HAVE BARBRA (STREISAND) DIRECT; AND I WOULD CAST, WHO ELSE BUT….

The Kid From Brooklyn starring Danny Kaye

Jim Carrey with puppet friend

SEX SYMBOL SHARON STONE WITH HER THREE BOYS…(HEY SHARON…AS YOU KNOW I’M FOR THE MEN; AND BECAUSE I’M “CHANGING LANES” (INTO THE FASHION DESIGN INDUSTRY) I’M GOING TO DESIGN SOME “MANLY MAN” T-SHIRTS FOR BOYS….)

Sharon Stone with three sons

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(Check out the intersection; notice the Black woman on “platforms” while “Mommy Sharon” and her boys wear “tennis”….LOL)

SHOUT OUT TO CONNOR, THE BEAUTIFUL ISABELLA AND MOM NICOLE
“HAPPY HOLIDAYS!”

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THE BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS “SURI” WITH DADDY TOM…

“Hold My Bag”….(LOL)

Tom and Suri Thanksgiving

“A SPEEDY RECOVERY” FOR JUSTICE GINSBERG….

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and….Last and MOST

Mel Gibson with fans

Mel and new girlfriend

Mel and Lucia

(above Mel with fans, Mel with new girlfriend? and Mel with the “beautiful Lucia”…What a beautiful face on Lucia…wonder if Daddy Mel is going to allow her to become an “actress”? SHOUT OUT TO CAA: PLEASE PROMOTE MEL’S MOVIE WHEN IT COMES OUT NEXT YEAR…MEANING..RUN ADS WHERE THE PUBLIC (AND NOT JUST MOVIE GEAKS) CAN SEE THEM. THE PUBLIC HAS TO “KNOW” A MOVIE IS OUT THERE BEFORE THEY CAN GO SEE IT… And do Remember That The Question is: “WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MOVIE ADS AND NOT WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MEL GIBSON ?”. MEL’S still talented; it’s the “movie industry” that’s changed and better get back to “talent rules”….)

Mel Gibson in character

DON’T FORGET…..

SHOP NOW FOR BLACK FRIDAY AND CYBER MONDAY (buy Christmas Card: “A VERY OBAMA CHRISTMAS”)

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Cyber Monday

VISIT RENEEAB9 DESIGNS AT: http://www.Zazzle.com/ReneeAB9
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PRESIDENT OBAMA CHRISTMAS CARDS! (by ReneeAB9) plus Buyers/Retailers New Designs for the Home by ReneeAB9 (ReneeAB9 a $400 Million Dollar Company?) plus Anna Wintour News and Taylor Swift News !

November 11, 2014

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL NOT BE SHOWING “RENEEAB9 DESIGNER LINE” NOR ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN ON ANY TV (NOT QVC, NOT ABC, NOT CBS. NOR NBC, NOR FOX 31. RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL NOT BE DOING ANY TV EITHER…HOPEFULLY, RENEEAB9 AND ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN WILL BE OWNED BY THE WERTHEIMERS….

NOW…..

CHRISTMAS CARD: “A VERY OBAMA CHRISTMAS BY RENEEAB9”

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BUY CHRISTMAS CARD (CLICK LINK):
Product Site: http://www.zazzle.com/christmas_card_very_obama_christmas_by_reneeab9-137712556324389618

MANLY MAN DESIGNER LUMBER THROW PILLOW FOR (WHERE ELSE) THE BEDROOM…..

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ReneeAB9 DESIGNER CHRISTMAS CARD

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ReneeAB9 MODERN ORBIT DESIGNER COASTERS

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(above, Eye See You “Kindle Folio” designed by ReneeAB9)

So, I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to be a designer. I rolled up my sleeves and I “got bizy”…..Here’s what I’ve come up with….hope you buy!

Housewares….

Pillows, desk lamps, place mats, jumbo mugs, and designer plates. This collection is called “ReneeAB9 Modern Orbit”:

ReneeAB9 Modern Orbit Porcelain Designer Plates ($45 each —buy a set of 8)

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ReneeAB9 Modern Orbit Jumbo Designer Mugs

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ReneeAB9 Modern Orbit Designer Throw Pillow in black & white

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Eye See You Pop Art Coasters designed by ReneeAB9

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Wedding ….

Note Cards that double as “invitations or save the date”: This “wedding collection” is called “Save The Date: I Got My Guy” (designed by ReneeAB9)

(Exterior Front “Note Card”)

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(Interior “Note Card”)

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BELOW ONE OF THE TOP 10 HONEYMOON DESTINATIONS….

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Office/Business Accessories….(For Her/For Him):

Eye See You and Manly Man Laptop Commuter Bags designed by ReneeAB9

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Anna Wintour 2014

NOW…SHOUT OUT TO ANNA WINTOUR: DO YA LIKE THE COLLECTION? Below the new office of Anna Wintour , Editor at Vogue Magazine (office in the 1 World Trade Center Building).

Anna Wintours New Office at Vogue 1 World Trade Center

BELOW…RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW OFFICE IN FRANCE.
Below the house where Renee Ashley Baker will have her “design studio” for “ReneeAB9” and for “Erma French Perfume and Design” (both design companies hopefully owned 70% by the Wertheimers…I’m keeping my fingers crossed…All Eye On Me…)

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RENEEAB9 IS THE DESIGNER LINE PRICED AS THOUGH IT WERE MAINSTREAM…..

Coming Soon–Designer Chocolates from ReneeAB9

(All ReneeAB9 Collections are Designed by Renee Ashley Baker)

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Visit ReneeAB9 Store at: http://www.Zazzle.com/ReneeAB9

NOW THE NEW ONE….BLANK SPACES… BY TAYLOR SWIFT….

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Dark Victory by Dan E Moldea

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:
http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

HAPPY Halloween 2013: #White House, #John F Kennedy,#President Obama, #First Lady Michelle Obama, #Disney Halloween 2013, New York plus… New Crowdsource/Crowdfunding Project

October 21, 2013

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A VIEW TO A KILL (click LINK below)
http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

(NOTE: Neither Clemmie nor Gale/Gail can own/have/use/buy “The Red Tree” nor own/have/use/buy any other song in the Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog. The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog belongs 95% to CP Irrevocable Trust….)

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President John F Kennedy

Dear Readers:
Do have a “happy Halloween”. However, I want to clarify some things; my plans are to “settle for monetary damages” out of court; then, I’ll hopefully get to be “Vanna White” for 2-3 years on a Disney/ABC network game show (a game show owned by CP Irrevocable Trust); then, I’ll hopefully be moving to Paris France–where I’ll start my perfume and design company (hopefully backed by the owners of Chanel). Anyway–I did not want to ignore the upcoming 50th Anniversary of the Kennedy assassination so I put together a “board”. To view my “board” please click on President John F Kennedy above….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker (ERMA’s little girl)….

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“White Mustang”. Photo by Renee Ashley Baker

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(Click Red Slate Above To View My “Angel Crowdsourcing/Crowdfunding Project”)

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2013…..

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HALLOWEEN AT THE WH:

THE PRESIDENT AND THE FIRST LADY HAND OUT CANDY (WH Circa 2012)

SO–

YOU WANT FIRST LADY “MICHELLE OBAMA HAIR” FOR HALLOWEEN ?

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above, First Lady Michelle Obama Halloween Costume (Michelle Obama Wig and Tracey Reese Ruby Dress)

and speaking of Firsts….

NEW FROM DISNEY….

Disney Sofia the First Magical Talking Amulet

Sofia the Fisrt Mgical Transforming Dress and Magical Talking Amulet

above, For Halloween (or dress up)

Sofia The First Magical Transforming Dress and Sofia the First Magical Talking Amulet

DISNEY ALSO HAS…..

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above, Doc McStuffins Stuffy Check Up Set (Halloween costume or “dress up set” for Girls—and BOYS !)

and for the trendy

DUKE (ER, I MEAN DUCK) DYNASTY

Duck Dynasty Halloween Costume

above, Duck Dynasty with Beard and Bandana Halloween Costume.

AND NOW….

WILL THE REAL “DUKE” (AND DUCHESS) STEP FORWARD…..

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The Duchess holding baby Louie

Baby Milford Baby Boy Quilted Jacket

above, a Jules Milford Quilted Jacket to keep HRH Baby Louie warm on Trick or Treat Night…)
Visit: JoulesUSA com….

CAN YOU SAY PARTY?

CELEBRATION: THE PARTY BOOK BY PIPPA

(The ultimate “party book”)

Celebrate by Pippa Middleton

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above, a Pippa Halloween Party for the Little Ones…..

HALLOWEEN’S LIGHTING?

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above, The Lava Lamp which was invented in 1963 by EDWARD CRAVEN-WALKER. (Did you know that Mr Craven-Walker had originally named his invention, his lamp “The ASTRO Lamp”?)

HALLOWEEN’S CANDY?

Renee Ashley Baker’s M & M MARS OF COURSE!

M M Halloween Candy 2013

M M Digital Coin Counting Money Jar  at Amazon

above, M & M Mars lets you Feed The Pig…er….I mean the cute, adorable, sweet lil M & M Digital Coin Counting Jar. Help kids “save their pennies” with this “bank” that electronically takes and displays your child’s money deposits.

CAN YOU SAY “TRICK OR TREAT FOR UNICEF?”

Trick or Treat for UNICEF 2013 box collection

Trick or Treat for UNICEF family

above, one of America’s UNICEF Families….
To Participate Click Link Below:
https://secure.unicefusa.org/site/SPageServer?pagename=Donate_General

GOING OUT? (ON HALLOWEEN)

TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY?

New York Halloween Costume

For Guys: Mean Green Halloween Costume

Fogal of Switzerland tights and knee highs

For Gals: Keep legs warm under your Halloween costume with colorful Fogals of Switzerland tights…..

CAN YOU SAY HOT ?

“And Then I Stepped Inside The Covered Palace, And What I Saw Was That There Was No Alice”
–Renee Ashley Baker

Paris Hilton sexy outfit for Halloween 2012

above, Paris Hilton Halloween Circa 2012 (“Alice”)

SHOUT OUT TO #PARIS HILTON: Hey Paris, How about a “tote bag” that would sell in the $500 range and be carried at Neiman Marcus and would be called, “Renee For Paris et Paris”…..?????

STAYING HOME? (ON HALLOWEEN ?)

GIVE THAT HALLOWEEN PARTY

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Serve that purr–fect Halloween Cocktail “Satan’s Whiskers”….click link below for recipe
http://www.stepbystep.com/how-to-make-a-satans-whiskers-cocktail-9691/

NOW…OTHER THINGS TO DO? (IN OCTOBER WITH THE KIDS)

PREPARE A BACKYARD BIRD BUFFET (AKA FEED THE BIRDS!)
This beautiful bird feeder “The Birdbrain Sequin Bird Feeder” is sold at Amazon com

Birdbrain Sequin Bird Feeder

HERA’S BIRDS ?

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OR

WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO? (IN OCTOBER WITH THE KIDS)

HOLD AN ALL HALLOWS EVE BOOK FEST!

Try….

FOR CHILDREN AGES 7-10

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HALLOWEEN HISTORY?

“THE WITCH AND THE SKULL”

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above, President John F. Kennedy with Caroline and Little “JJ” (White House Circa 1962)

AND WHAT ABOUT THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT?

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cLICK PHOOTO above to view Renee Ashley Baker’s “Show Palace” (in the works). This “HOUSE” will be the HOUSE that JACK (and THE ERMA FOUNDATION) built…

AND LAST (BUT NEVER MORE —ER— I MEAN—NEVER LEAST…..)

EDGAR ALLEN POE

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The Ladykillers starring Tom Hanks

CLICK BELOW TO WATCH INSTANTLY:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Ladykillers-Widescreen-Edition-Hanks/dp/B00029LNYQ

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, will remain a Democrat….and Maybe, maybe I, Renee Ashley Baker, will get $30 million to $50 million a year for 5 years for my Disney/ABC TV Game Show? I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the Creator and Executive Producer of my Game Show.

To those who have been bothering me all morning about Brittany Spears (and Kevin F?)….Brittany Spears will not appear on my Disney/ABC TV Game Show. Also “NO” to Bill Cosby(as my game show host) and NO to Jimmy Kemmel (as my game show host).

No to the “usage” of the Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog. My Mother says “NO” to Universal/MCA music and movie payrolls; and No to Warner Bros/Interscope movie payrolls and music. Also NO to Tiffany Foxx, No to Lil Kim, No to Mary J Blige, No to Sean Puffy, No to Jay-Z, No to BeyoncĂ©, No to Dr. Dre, No to Snoop Dog, No to Eminem, No to Nicky Manaj, No to Rihanna, No to Janet Jackson, No to Jill Scott, NO to Miley Cyrus, No to Brittany Spears, No to Madonna, No to Charlize Theron, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Latifah, No to Oprah (she doesn’t HAVE to), No to Gail King, NO to Pam Grier, NO TO HALLE BERRY, No to Robert DeNiro, No to George Clooney, No to Brad Cooper, No to KRS ONE and No to Pam Greer. (BEING COMPLETED)

The Billion Dollar Charity…..

September 3, 2013

(no to Jeff Bezos and still no to Latifa)….

now….about….

THE BILLION DOLLAR BILL….($5 BILLION DOLLARS)….

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OVER THE PAST FIVE YEARS I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE COST THE “FILM INDUSTRY” (aka THE MOVIE INDUSTRY) FIVE BILLION DOLLARS….HOW? EACH MOTION PICTURE THAT I COULD HAVE PRODUCED (AND STARRED IN AS THE LEADING LADY OPPOSITE A LEADING MAN) WOULD HAVE EARNED $1 BILLION DOLLARS OVER IT’S LIFETIME. DENVER IS THE REASON THAT I’VE BEEN OUT OF THE “MOVIE BUSINESS” FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS…AND….I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL “STAY OUT” OF THE “MOVIE INDUSTRY”….

now…..however….

I’LL TAKE….

Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking

NOW….

IMPORTANT SEPTEMBER CHARITIES….

Caroline Kennedy

Click on photo of Caroline Kennedy above to visit Caroline’s Charity (Fund For Public Schools)

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Click on photo of Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother above to visit TEF (The Erma Foundation)

and

re: MY RECOVERY

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in “recovery” (from a physical injury) for 3 to 5 years. I’ll probably enroll in “fashion design school” (in New York City) in the fall of 2014. (I’ll take maybe one class that meets one day per week). Until I enroll in design school I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be residing in The Hamptons….)

and more about why I’m out….

LET’S NOT FORGET

STRINGFELLOW HAWK aka Jan Michael Vincent BEFORE

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and Jan Michael Vincent AFTER

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There have been many “taken” by “drug dealers” (Heath Ledger, Amy Winehouse, Whitney Houston, Marie Osmond’s son, Tina Turner’s son, and Jan Michael Vincent (to name a few). Yes, these are just a few but there are many who “died in the gutters of downtown Los Angeles after “bleeding out” from “drug dealer wounds” ….This is “unacceptable” to Renee Ashley Baker so…I’m out tha business !

CLICK LOGO BELOW TO VISIT RENEE’S NEW “TUMBLR” WEBSITE ….

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Yes to an ABC NEWS SHOW…. (Proposal ? Renee Ashley Baker gets $26 Million for 26 shows….)

June 28, 2013

Chanel Collection Papillion

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Cosmetics?

(why Chanel Cosmetics, of course)

Chanel Cosmetics

AND……

Chanel….

(Still With The Black Bow…..)

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Norman Rockwell

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Dear Pierce:
My Condolences (and Much Love)….
signed
Renee Ashley Baker

Pierce Brosnan and daughter Charlotte

(click “GoldenEYE” above to view video….)

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HEY READERS: THE NAME “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER” NOW HAS 85,000,000 LISTINGS ON THE “GOOGLE” SEARCH ENGINE….plus SHOUTOUT: TO MY NY REAL ESTATE BROKER “I STILL WANT THE HOUSE!”

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NOW….

Click on President JFK to buy ebook by Renee Ashley Baker….

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plus….a new song below….

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President John F Kennedy in the navy

“SANG THE MUSES”
by Renee Ashley Baker

Lyrics and Melody by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker

Lovely Cinderella lost her shoe at the Ball
Ship found in the Bottle, popped the cork, the sails grew Tall
Let Her stand with Nemo he’ll take Her hand upon the Sea
Strait up from the Bottom, they’ll see JACK cause he’ll be ME

(CHORUS)
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the muses, Sang the muses
Sang the music, Sang the music
Sang the music, Sang the music
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*This song is to be sung with a heavy Irish brogue…..

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, began this song two years ago. It is still not finished, however, I’ve decided to post this one “verse” for the 4th of July. HOPE YOU LIKE IT !)

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click on photo of Renee Ashley Baker below to view new website….

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SHOUT OUT

Shout Out To Hughes Direct TV, ABC TV, New York Times, and Fox News/News Corp:

Once my “lawsuit has settled” and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “available”….I, Renee Ashley Baker would like to do a “News Show”. My “news show” would air weekly (on TV) and be 1 hour long. I’d do 26 shows. The “Broadcaster” (the TV NETWORK) would own the shows. I’d want a 26-52 show contract. What is Renee Ashley Baker’s asking fee? Renee Ashley Baker’s fee will be $1 million per week (or $26 Million Dollars). And…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be granted: Approval of Guest Stars, Wardrobe Approval of Guest Stars, Weekly Script Approval, Director Approval, Producer Approval, and Location Approval (the location to be my house in The Hamptons). And—no to a “pilot” as I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not do a pilot….my Ustream TV show will be my “audition tape” if an audition is needed. And…I do not, NOT want to do a “radio show” so no–NO–to Mel Karmazin. NO TO MEL KARMAZIN….

and….

also for Renee Ashley Baker

THE HOUSE THAT JACK BUILT….

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If–If–I, Renee Ashley Baker, were to “build a house” I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “build it in France”. It (the house) will probably cost around $4.5 million dollars. I will put two bathrooms inside my “master bedroom”. One bathroom for HIM and the other bathroom for HER (see photos above of Renee Ashley Baker’s in white and “HIS” in blue).

now…

finally….

MISTAKES I’VE MADE

(aka “Renee Ashley Baker’s Biggest Mistakes….”)

#1 SARAH PALIN…

Sarah “plain” but not tall …Sarah Palin is little bitty and small….(PALIN IS AN ANAGRAM FOR “PLAIN”)

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Sarah Palin is just a “4-eyed-poli-sci-nerd”. Sarah Palin is still just an “unqualified” “inadequate” “DOG” who is vastly “inferior” to a Harvard/Columbia educated man like President Barack Obama. (Remember how Sarah Palin didn’t even have, in her closet, a wardrobe appropriate for an “IMPORTANT WOMAN”? The Republican Party had to “rush” Sarah Palin to “fancy stores” and buy her “something to wear” !)

#2 MICHELLE BACHMANN

MICHELLE BACHMANN (BACHMAN’S ANAGRAM IS “C BAN HAM” ?)

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Michelle Bachmann is a “stupid jackass”. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG MICHELLE?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, want the public to know that it was Me and my sister(the beautiful Miss M) who picked the “other” Michelle for the “WH”…. (the other Michelle being Michelle Obama….)

#3 MELANIE GRIFFITH

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Melanie Griffith and Tippi Hedren are both “CRAP”. Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas will not, NOT be having anything to do with Renee Ashley Baker’s “Hampton’s house purchase”. (In other words they will not be “purchasing” Renee Ashley Baker’s Hampton’s house). And…when I, Renee Ashley Baker, do get the $26 million I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT “pay Melanie and Antonio”. Melanie, Antonio, and Tippi all need to “set up a meth lab” and stop the “criminals of Denver and criminals of Englewood” from “extorting/coercing” money for the three of them! ! !

#4 VAN DIESEL

Nobody in Colorado had better mention the name Van Diesel to me again or I’m going to The Feds (the ones in New York).

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Vin Diesel is a “punk ass”….Also still “no” to Nicholas Cage, no to B-actor Ben Affleck, “no” to B-actor Mathew Mccaughnahay.

THE NEW OLD BOY “FRAT HOUSE”….

#5 JACK WELCH

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Like I said–Jack Welch will not, not be “running–nor financing– a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#6 DONALD TRUMP

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“The Donald” (aka “But He Don’t Got No Birth Certificate !”)

There is more wrong here than just the “toupee”. Donald Trump will also not, “NOT be running–nor financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker”.

#7 ROBERT DeNIRO

Denver/Englewood will “stop” STOP trying to “do business with Robert DeNiro” via Renee Ashley Baker.

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Why is it always the “same three” that “crooks” try to run a “sideways fraud” with ? It is always: Robert DeNiro, Sylvester Stallone or George Clooney. (So, no to Robert DeNiro, no to Sylvester Stallone, and no to George Clooney).

#8 MITT ROMNEY

MITT ROMNEY (aka “That Old Black Magic Underwear”)

Mitt Romney needs to keep his underwear on and his “mouth shut”…

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Mitt Romney will also not, NOT be running–financing–a company for Renee Ashley Baker. These “broke conservatives” are not, NOT going to be “getting a movie studio via Renee Ashley Baker”. For one reason my sister (the beautiful Miss M) can’t stand “conservatives”. And…the other reason is because–I, Renee Ashley Baker, do not, NOT want to be “Denesh DeSouza” and make only $25 million dollar “conservative movie goer box offices”.

No to Hugh Hewitt (and no to Mrs. Hewitt aka “Go Fetch”); no to Rush Limbaugh, no to Glenn Beck, no to Sean Hannity, and still “NO” to Rick Santorum. Also “NO” to Marco Rubio and “NO” to Rudy Giuliani. (I, Renee Ashley Baker, am for Hilary Clinton for President in 2016….)

SO…..

“The Ballet” by Renee Ashley Baker…. #Kitri Ballet, #dance, #ballet, #Entertainment, #Entertainers, #Celebrities….

May 15, 2013

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“The Kitri Ballet!”

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starring !!!

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and….

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starring….!!!

Chanel Ballet Slippers pink

Erma French Perfume and Design….

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(The Wertheimers ?)

TO MY FRIENDS PLUS NO TO JACK WELCH…..(Mother’s Day 2013—“Happy Mother’s Day”—To my Mother — By Renee Ashley Baker)

May 4, 2013

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DEAR FRIENDS:

re: A BRIDGE LOAN (ON REAL ESTATE)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, “may” need a $1 Million Dollar “real estate loan” for 3-5 years (until my lawsuit is settled).

TERMS: A 3-5 year “promissory note”.

COLLATERAL: Real Estate
(The “collateral” is residential real estate property that is valued at $1 million dollars). I will “sign” the “promissory note” (for $1 million dollars) in 30 days. (I’ll have a “real estate closing” in 30 days in New York and the $1 million dollars will be used to purchase the residentential property.)
No books–No song lyrics. Neither books nor song lyrics will be given as “collateral” for this million dollar loan. . . .
P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT be doing any business with Jack Welch. (I said “Wertheimer” NOT Jack Welch). Jack Welch will not, NOT be financing anything for Renee Ashley Baker. Jack Welch will not be financing Renee Ashley Baker’s companies. Jack Welch will not be financing Renee Ashley Baker’s real estate purchases. And…still “NO” to Oprah Winfrey. No to John Elway, No to the “the Phipps family”. No to Eminem, No to Dr. Dre. No to Jill Scott. No to Madonna, No to Beyonce, No to Jay-Z, No to Sean Puffy Combs, No to Simon & Schuster, No to California, No to Geffen, No to Dreamworks, No to NBC, No to ABC, No to CBS, NO to Christie Brinkley. No to Gail King, No to Pam Grier, No to Charlize Theron, No to Melanie Griffith, No to Kim Basinger, NO to Meryl Streep. No to Lady Gaga. No to Universal/MCA and No to Warner Bros/Interscope. NO TO MITT ROMNEY. NO TO DONALD TRUMP. NO TO ALL OTHERS I’VE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO. AND NO TO CHRISTINA AGUILLERA.

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“IN DEFENSE OF PRESIDENT OBAMA”

by

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

The Buck Stops Where ?

President Obama in Oval Office

I, Renee Ashley Baker, have grown “fond” of President Obama (the 56th Inaugurated President of the United States). And not just because some Chick-fil-a driver sat parked out in front of this public library and told me in a nasty, curt, tone of voice, that I’d better start liking Chick-fil-a…. (“TAKE THAT CHICKEN CRAP BACK OKAY”)…. This pre- Mother’s Day post is about those “P-Whipped” you-know-whats who did not DIS-OBEY ORDERS and “hop in their F-18’s” and “give aid”….. I ask: What Were We Doing In Benghazi In The First Place? (SomeBody made a joke and said that Ambassador Stevens went back to the Benghazi Consulate on September 10th to “get some gold bars”….)

Seriously though….I believe these “cockamamie” hearings are just another attempt to “harass” President Obama and thwart Hilary Clinton’s bid for President in 2016.

THE PLAYERS….

PRESIDENT OBAMA (COMMANDER IN CHIEF)

President Obama 2

What? Did I hear President Obama say, “Do Whatever Is Necessary….By Whatever Means Necessary”? (President Obama said this upon his getting “news” of the Benghazi “situation”).

Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta (The Pentagon)

Panetta Gives Speech On  Leadership and Public Service

What was Secretary of Defense Leon doing? What was “HE” doing all that time prior to and during the “Benghazi attacks”? Was he just “sitting” in the Sit Room (Situation Room) aka MC (Mission Control) ?

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (aka “Hillary”)

US secretary of state, Hillary Clinton

Hillary already “fell on her sword” and took full “credit” for “Benghazi”….SO–what are these goddamn stupid hearings about? (Maybe they should be about why we were in Benghazi in the first place….)

General Patraeus (Director of the CIA)

CIA Director Patraeus

Why was there no “intel” about the “Benghazi attack” ? Why was there no “Jack Bauer” phoning in, on his trusted cell phone, ( to the SEC DEF) the “details” about what was planned to “go down” in Benghazi ?

JUST WHAT REALLY WAS GOING ON IN BENGHAZI ?

(aka THE AFTERMATH)

Benghazi Consulate Before

Benghazi Consulate before

There was absolutely “no security” around the Benghazi consulate. Why? What REALLY was going on there? Up to “no good” I suspect. I suspect that there was something “no good” (aka “ILLEGAL”) going on at the CIA Annex and that whatever was going on in there was the reason for the RETALIATION at the Benghazi Consulate. (It has been said that the CIA Annex was being used to “hold–detain–and TORTURE suspected terrorists”. If so–then– I guess we got what we deserved).

Map of Benghazi

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Benghazi Consulate After…..

Benghazi Consulate after

Benghazi Consulate Being Investigated

Benghazi Consulate being investigated

WHY?

WHY DID AMBASSADOR STEVENS RETURN TO WHAT EVEN “HE” DESCRIBED AS AN “ANTICIPATED INCENDIARY HOTBED”….

U S Ambassador Chris Stevens

Why didn’t Ambassador Stevens bring, with him, on September 10, 2012, TRANSPORT to EVACUATE the three remaining “staff” at the Benghazi Consulate?…..

anyway……

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, will be moving to Paris France…
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and also this week let us not forget “Mummy”…. (On Mother’s Day)

F L O W E R S

Pro Flowers Mothers Day Flowers with Purple Vase

Or….a gift for Mommy (diamonds…. from Tiffany & Co)
Mothers Day 1920s by Tiffany & Co

“Happy Mother’s Day” to my one and ‘only’ Mother
(Portrait Of A Lady)
–Signed Renee Ashley Baker

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(above Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother–The Beautiful Mrs A– wearing REAL diamond pendant and 24 kt gold rings….Click photo above to view “The Erma Foundation”…..)

ABOUT MY MOTHER:

1. My Mother Erma/Irma made me French toast for breakfast when I was a little girl (in St. Louis Missouri).

2. My Mother Erma/Irma was a “ballet mother” who paid for my “ballet lessons” (starting at age 7 and I danced “en pointe” at the age of 9).

3. My Mother Erma/Irma used to let the neighborhood children come to her house–to her 4 bedroom mini-mansion to watch “color tv”. My Mother’s mini-mansion had been brought over piece from Paris France to St. Louis Missouri by a Jewish millionaire. (My Mother Erma/Irma had the only “color tv” on the block at that time back in the early 1960’s).

4. My Mother Erma/Irma never, never drank alcohol, she never smoked cigerettes, she never told lies and she didn’t steal. (In fact, Mother would always repeat that old adage “If you lie you’ll steal and if you steal you’ll tell a lie”…)

5. My Mother Erma/Irma was an Army wife and an Air Force Mother. (Mother was also an “Eastern Star”).

6. My Mother didn’t like Italians. (I guess this is why I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t “care for” Italian Men).

7. My Mother Erma/Irma had beautiful gardens. In St. Louis, strangers would stop their cars, come and knock on our door, and ask my Mother Erma/Irma how she got her “rose bushes” to grow so beautifully. (Mother’s fur storer–Mr. Lloyd of Marks Lloyd furs in Cherry Creek–would also comment on my Mother’s beautiful “pink rose bushes”. (My Mother’s “crocodile heels” and “mink strollers” were coveted by me and hopefully I’ve captured some of my Mother’s things –in photographs–and in elegance and in mystery — on my FLICKR page.

8. My Mother Erma/Irma was a “life long Democrat”. (Which is why I, Renee Ashley BAker, will once again become a “registered Democrat”).

9. My Mother’s Foundation (The Erma/Irma Foundation) will be headquartered on the “upper east side” of New York City. And my Mother’s “Erma French Perfume and Design” will be headquartered in Paris France.

Mothers Christofle Tea Service

My Mother Erma/Irma’s Sterling Silver Tea Service (like I said–I, Renee Ashley Baker, used to polish my Mother Erma/Irma’s Silver….)

Mahalia Jackson Sings

Mahlia Jackson (My Mother Erma/Irma’s Favorite Singer) Click Photo Above To Listen….

Mahalia Jackson The Best Of

“The Best Of Mahlia Jackson”….Click Photo Above To View Video…..

NOW….FOR FAMILY FUN …..

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Photo Printer (from 1963 – 2013)….

Polaroid GL 10 mobile printer

Poloroid GL 10 — poloroid com
(A Mobile Printer for “Family Reunions” “Parties” “Etc”

NEW VIDEO plus Happy St. Patrick’s Day 2013….The Ides of March…PLUS “The Spoiled Princess” aka Owner of Erma French Perfume and Design(with The Wertheimers?)

March 4, 2013

Godess Hera

“I Do It For The Gods (And The Goddesses)….

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President Kennedy sailing on his yacht Honey Fitz 2

WANT TO BOOK A CRUISE AND SAIL LIKE “JFK ON THE HONEY FITZ”?

(Just Click On Photo Of President Kennedy Above To Go To My Completed Cruise Page….)

plus….plus….plus….

NEW ! NEW ! NEW !

Video Cam

( To View My New Video Click On Video Cam Above)

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(To View Lady Allegro New Website Click On Lady Allegro above)

Silver and Gold Kennedy Half Dollars

Silver & Gold Kennedy Half Dollars by the Danbury Mint. To Buy Click On President JFK above….)

AND…..

No I Won’t Be Doing Any Business With Rudy Guliani (Because….He’s A Talking Toilet….aka not with POTUS OBAMA)

ANYWAY….

BACK TO ST. PADDY’S DAY….

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY TO MY KENNEDYS….(MY FAMILY)

John Ted and Robert Kennedy

Below Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother — The Beautiful Mrs A (wearing real Diamonds and real Gold)

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plus…plus….plus….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Knight….

Sir Edward M Kennedy

“He Lived To Comb Grey Hair”

Sir Edward M Kennedy

NOW….HOW ABOUT….

THE EMERALD ISLE ?

Ashford Castle Hotel in Ireland

To Plan Your Trip To The Emerald Island….

Try Literary Ireland, SmithsonianJourneysSMC.org

NOW….

FOR SALE: UPPER EAST SIDE TOWNHOME
(designed by Toshiro Mori)
8 Bedrooms and 8 Baths
Square Feet: 10,000 Cost: $35 Million
Contact: Brown Harris Stevens 212 906 9207

Upper_East_Side_townhouse_by Toshiko Mori at Brown Harris Stevens

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THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE FOR 2016?

Ooops ! There He Goes !

Sinkhole Swallows Man Sleeping In Bedroom

(Sinkhole Swallows Man….Plus….Did he have just a high school education? )

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Now….

Renee Ashley Baker as Lady Allegro (Lady Royal)

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USTREAM….

WOMAN IN THE HAMPTONS (RENEE: THE SPOILED PRINCESS)

My Father (Mr. Ashley) was a Mason; My Mother (Mrs. Ashley) was an Eastern Star; and I was born in the rich Jewish Hospital (of the BARNES). My name will be Chanel (#5); the Marcus’ (of the Neiman) will be my family; and all around ME there will be the Janis Spindel MEN who will give me, buy me, do me (and SPOIL ME rotten)….My breakfast (always strawberries and cream); and my dinner Lobster Thermadour served on AEGEAN plates with Tiffany & Co earrings dangling from my ears. I will be “doing it all” with New York (New York Society) and that–THAT–is the point. I will have an “out of court settlement” (of $3 Million – $5 Million Dollars) to teach a “Broke Down Cowtown/Shantytown” (full of SICKOS) to “keep its hands OFF of what it does not own”….and..THAT is also the point !

Renee Ashley Baker The Mermaid 2013

Renee Ashley Baker’s Bedroom ….? (FOR “RICH” MEN ONLY)

Renee Ashley Bakers Bed Room

BYE YALL…..

Below “The Aegen”

Aegean Dinnerware from Neiman Marcus

Now Scroll Down For More of Lady Allegro…..

NEW OFFICIAL WEBSITE ! (Erma French Perfume and Design, Lady Allegro and Renee Ashley Baker)

February 11, 2013

To View My New “Wix” Website Click Photo of Lady Allegro/Renee Ashley Baker Below:

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Renee Ashley Bakers Mother 1925-1985

CoCo Chanel

Thank you Mummy for my “ballet lessons”…..Thank you Mme Chanel for my “perfume line”….

Still “NO” to Beyonce, NO to Oprah, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to Madonna, NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, NO to Charlize Theron, NO to Warner Bros, NO to Universal, NO to the television Networks (NO to ABC, No to CBS, NO to NBC) NO to California, NO to Simon and Schuster…NO to Meryl Streep.

12/12/12: The Best Christmas Holiday Travel, The Best Travel Products, The Best “Stay at Home” Real Estate, The Best Dance Stage Performance, The Best Broadway Stage Performance, The Best on the Runway Stage and The Best Numbers in History

December 12, 2012

Portrait of a Lady 1919

(“Portrait Of A Lady 1919”)

Dec 20–Real Estate To Stay Home With….

My Mother’s house (the one Mother owned in St. Louis in the 1960’s) was a “mini-mansion” that had been brought over “piece by piece” to the United States from France. The “mini-mansion” had been originally built in the mid-1920’s or 1930’s and had real “gold leaf” wallpaper on the walls; it also had wrought iron chandeliers and fireplaces (with heavy led “cherub/chariot” fireplace covers) in every room; it had 4 big bedrooms and a big 4 car garage.

My Mother’s Park Avenue Ladies Are Selling Their Homes….

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Sotheby’s 765 Park Ave Asking Price: $27 Million Dollars

CLARA

FOR SALE…1 SONG CATALOG
Number of Songs: 56
Asking Price: $12-15 Million (for 40%).
Allowances: Will Allow $2.8 million for “Development” of the catalog(or $50,000 Per Song).
Value of Catalog: $100,000,000
(note: “Value” is “album music sales only”. Not yet added are “Broadway Musical Ticket Sales” and “Worldwide Touring Musical Ticket Sales” and ???).

REMEMBER “CLARA” (ALBUM MUSICAL 1959 STARRING BETTY GARRETT?)
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The Best Number In History? (1919–The year my Mother was born–the birth year of Bentley Motors UK, and the birth year of James Bond’s Studio….UNITED ARTISTS)

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(Above, Renee Ashley Baker’s MOTHER)

“Thank You Mother For Paying For My Ballet Lessons”
–Renee Ashley Baker/ReneeAB9
(daughter of a “Bourgoisie Mom”)

The Best Number For An Anniversary (20–The 20th Anniversary of Renee’s Favorite, “THE MOSCOW BALLET’S GREAT RUSSIAN NUTCRACKER”)

Moscow Ballet Great Russian Nutcracker 20th Anniversary

The Best Numbers For Musical Theatre (22 March 1948– Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber’s birthday…)

Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like Sir Andrew to produce a “musical” extravaganza of “The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog”….

The Best Number Served (1 Bil–Facebook reaches 1 Billion users in 2012)

FB 1 Billion

The Best Numbered Toy (1957– tHe “HuLa hOOp” invented in 1957 and re-invented for 2013 by Karl Lagerfeld below)

Chanel Hula Hoop Handbag by Karl Lagerfeld 2013

The Best Number 5 (Chanel #5– “bottled” by Coco Chanel and financed by Pierre Wertheimer….)

CoCo Chanel and Pierre Wertheimer number 5

December 12, 2012 (12/12/12)

RE: W

W is for “Wonder”.

“She –CoCo Chanel–was the Eigth Wonder of the World–the greatest designer in history–who’s name was a household word.”
–John Fairchild (Publisher, WWD)

ReTold by Renee Ashley Baker
(ReneeAB9 and….5)

(NOW SCROLL DOWN FOR MOORE….)