Decor A Mother’s Day Gift? Why Not…(Happy Mother’s Day from Renee Ashley Baker)

ANNOUNCEMENT: Renee Ashley Baker is now a member of Janis Spindel’s “Club J Love” and is on Janis Spindel’s online dating service “2LoveToday”.
(Interested Men Must Be New York Residents–NO ATHLETES)

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Make Mom’s Kitchen One She Can Love….

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Sister’s “Elegant” High Tech Refrigerator….

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PLUS….PLUS….PLUS….PLUS….

MOTHER ROSE FITZGERALD KENNEDY

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO ALL THE KENNEDY MOTHERS….

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PLUS….PLUS…PLUS….

VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW VIDEO (CLICK ON PINK BUILDING BELOW)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “going to New York” for summer in “The Hamptons”…. and…. to “DATE Janis Spindel men”. (While in New York I, hopefully, will be meeting with Ford Modeling Agency, Sotheby’s Auction House, Tiffany & Co, then, hopefully, I will be going on to Paris France to sign with Chanel Corporation to launch my own “perfume line”….)

NOW….

VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAMILY ALBUM

Below…is…. HER MAJESTY

CHERRY HILLS NJ
My MOTHER standing with a friend of My Brother’s at my Brother’s House in Cherry Hills New Jersey at Christmas one year in the 1980’s (OR WAS IT ONE SUMMER IN THE HAMPTONS AT A HOUSE MY BROTHER RENTED? Actually, I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t know because I wasn’t there….)

PHOTOS OF MOTHER ABOVE
As you can see my Mother is wearing all GOLD…..Whereas — I, Renee Ashley Baker, am on my HORSEE…. My parents–my mother and my father (Mr. and Mrs. Ashley) always took me to “Forest Park” in St. Louis, Missouri when I was a little girl. Above you can see FOREST PARK. And — I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing the tweed coat and suede shoes that my Mother bought for me at Stix, Baer & Fuller department store in St. Louis…..CHECK OUT MY EYES….AN ASTIGMATISM THAT I’LL ALWAYS HAVE (LOL)….

PLUS

“MISS M”

As I, Renee Ashley Baker, have stated in the past — I have a brother (James) who did secret work for the U.S. Secret Service (back in the 1960’s). My Brother resided in New York City just a few blocks away from where Former First Lady Jackie Kennedy Onassis lived. (My Brother was also friends with a real “DUPONT”).

ALL photos above are of Renee Ashley Baker’s SISTER (“Miss M”). Yes–I have a sister (“Miss M”) and it was Miss M’s house in which you saw me (in photos) at Christmas 2011. Now a description of the photos above….

Photo 1961 (Miss M in Hong Kong being pulled in a rickshaw).
Photo 1964 (Miss M posing by the Christmas Tree)
Photo____ (Miss M with her husband–my brother in law–at their 25th wedding anniversary.
Photo____ (Miss M posing in white).

In the 1960’s “Miss M” won a beauty contest in the Phillipines. She won a sash and a crown and a TITLE. (I’ve always thought Miss M –my Sister–looked like MARY WILSON OF THE SUPREMES. What do you think…?)

I WANT ALL OF MY BROTHER’S FRIENDS IN NEW YORK TO VIEW THIS ALBUM…..AND REMEMBER….

N O W

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in New York, in The Hamptons this summer, sitting with my Janis Spindel men…..I want these men and the public to see my Mother's Family on MOTHER’S DAY….

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER , HAVE NOT, NOT MADE ANY SALES TO OPRAH WINFREY AND I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL NOT BE "GRANTING NOR SELLING" ANY COPYRIGHTS TO OPRAH WINFREY….

P.S. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM OPEN FOR PARTIES IN SOUTHHAMPTON AND EAST HAMPTON….

P.S.P.S. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WOULD LIKE TO DO A "PHOTO ESSAY" ON THE HAMPTONS USING MY VIRGIN MOBILE/KYOCERA CAMERA PHONE….I”LL DO IT FOR “TOWN & COUNTRY” MAGAZINE….

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Senator Edward M. Kennedy Dies (“Good-Bye Senator Kennedy” From Renee Ashley Baker)

THE LONGEST SERVING U. S. SENATOR IN U.S. HISTORY….

“Carol Ann led them into the light and one by one….they told….” —Renee Ashley Baker

VISIT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S TUMBLR WEBSITE “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” …. (click on tumblr logo above).

Friday Father’s Day: Gifts For Dad?

 

FOR DADS WHO  READ….

                               

Disney’s intrepid news anchor Bob Woodruff with Wife Lee.  For Dad: Book “In An Instant” by Lee Woodruff

FOR DADS WHO DRIVE….

                 

The Bugatti–for “royale” Dads…. The Cost? 

(Renee’s Aside: “Well, if you have to ask”….)

FOR DADS WHO TRAVEL TO LONDON…. 

                        

Gordon Ramsay’s new restaurant at London’s Heathrow Airport.

(Renee’s Aside: “Gordon Ramsay is Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “TV Chef”….I WANT SOME FOOD!” )

FOR DADS WHO HAVE STYLE…. 

                                                     

Custom Made Closet Designed by German Closet Manufacturer STUDIO BECKER….

(Renee’s Aside:  Countess Mara ties would look great inside)

 

 

FOR DAD’S WHO LIKE SOUNDS…. 

                                        

This Multimedia Coffee table designed by One & Co is a delightful digital “juke box” integrated into coffee table.  The table lets your guests browse through your music libraries and select your favorite tracks.  You download music (to the table) for your portable music player. 

(Renee’s suggestions?  Try classical cellist “Yo Yo Ma” or opera singer “Renee Fleming”….)

FOR DAD’S WHO WANT SECURITY….(View Video Below) 

Caught On Tape: “How Not To Be A Burglar”

Police Officer: “Any Witnesses?”

Home Owner: “Just One –Homeland”

NEW!  NEW!  HOMELAND SECURITY CAMERAS

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Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’  first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal”  valued $73.5 million dollars….

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FUTURISTIC FRIDAY: MOTHER ATHENA

                                                  

 

Software engineer Rex Jameson is pictured above wearing a “robotic soldier suit” that is an “exoskeleton” of aluminum and electronics that multiplies his strength and endurance as many as 20 times….The suit works by sensing every movement the wearer makes and almost instantly amplifies it.  Sarcos in Salt Lake City  Utah is helping the U.S. Army assess the suit’s  viability for the “soldier of tommorrow”…. 

(“Renee’s Aside: Does ‘faster than a locomotive’ ring a bell ?  Or is it ‘will the real “Iron Man” please stand up ?’  ” ….)

Sarcos is developing the technology under a two year contract worth up to $10 million dollars…..(Also shown above a “flying man suit” that is NOT  affilliated with the Sarcos company  in Utah)

Special Thanks: M. Jewell (AP)

 I will NOT be doing any motion picture projects with Angelina Jolie.  I do NOT want Angelina Jolie to “buy my story”. ( I “will” see “Kung Fu Panda” however I will NOT see “Wanted”). 

 “I’M  FOR  KENNEDY” — and I will be wearing my “white mink coat” when I attend my movie’s premiere (with Senator Edward M.  Kennedy and Miss Caroline Kennedy) in Washington DC and in Cannes….

Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’  first motion picture ,  in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars.  Renee Ashley Baker will Executive Produce the motion picture and U.S. Senator Edward M. Kennedy will co-produce/consult….

Wednesday: Mothers Who Are Glamorous

  CAN YOU NAME “ALL” OF THE GLAMOROUS MOTHERS BELOW?

                                                                                  

                                    

 

 

                                                                                               

 

                                                                               

                                                                      

                                                                                               

                                                                               

                                                                               

                                                                                 

                                                               

 

                                                                                            

The best Mother’s Day gift for these gorgeous and glamorous moms?  How about the 2009   Jaguar XF ?  (To transport the lil ones).   Cost: $56,000

ABOUT ADOPTION: Renee Ashley Baker would like to “adopt” children from Russian and Chinese orphanages….

Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’  first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars….

PREVIEW: Valentine’s Day

                                                         

                         The History of Valentine’s Day

        Valentine’s Day (also called Saint Valentine’s Day) is a holiday celebrated on February 14th.  It is the traditional day on which lovers express their love for each other by sending Valentine’s cards or by gifting candy or flowers.

The Name: 

      The holiday is named after ‘two’ among numerous Early Christian figures named Valentine.  One being Saint Valentine of Terni.

The Romantic Association:

     The holiday became associated with ‘romantic love’ in the circle of Geoffrey Chaucer (during the High Middle Ages) when the tradition of  ‘courtly love’  flourished.   (Note: About Chaucer’s  ‘Love Birds’  I  give you  “Parlement of Foules”  by Geoffrey Chaucer….

            “For this was seynt Volantynys Day…When every byrd comyth there to choose his mate….” 

           Did you know this poem was written by Chaucer to honor the first anniversary of the engagement of King Richard II of England to Anne of Bohemia…By the way, She 14 years of age and he just 13 years of age).

The Greetings:  “When You Care Enough To Send The Very Best”  — Hallmark Cards (Since 1910, founded in Missouri)

           In modern times the holiday has become most associated with the exchange of love notes in the form of ‘valentines’.   Such ‘valentines’ have always included the ‘heart shaped outline’  and the ‘figure of the winged cupid’.  Since the mid-nineteenth century mass produced ‘greeting cards’ surpassed handwritten notes.  The U.S. Greeting Card Association estimates that approximately one billion valentines are sent each year worldwide, making the day the second largest card-sending holiday of the year (behind Christmas).  The Association estimates that women purchase approximately 85 percent of all valentines….

The Gifts: 

      From the “most expensive” ($215,000) to the “Hallmark Card” click below to send a gift to “your special valentine”….

                              Gifts!   Gifts!  Gifts!

Clive Christian’s “Imperial Majesty” ,  $215,000 per bottle….

                               

Clive Christian’s  “No.1” ,   $2,150 per bottle…

Caron “Poive”,  $2,000 per bottle…

                                   

Noka Vintages Chocolates, $854 per pound…

Neuchatel of Switzerland Chocolates, $508 per pound…

                          

For Them:  Silk & Suede Blindfolds from Redenvelope.com….   (“Just where “is” Val Kilmer?”  said, Renee Ashley Baker)

For Them: Croc Coasters from Redenvelope.com

                         

For Him: Pajamagram.com

For Him: Valentine’s Day Flowers

                           

For Him (or Her)  Hallmark Music Cards…. 

special thanks: Wikipedia