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CYBER MONDAY 2014 ! Cyber Monday Designer Deals! Plus…Party Time! Everything You Need To Know From Your Head Down To Your Toes…Party Dresses, Party Shoes, Party Houses for Sale by Sothebys ….(Plus Luxury Shopping, Designer Line ReneeAB9, France & New York) .

November 30, 2014

Cyber Monday

Christofle Silver Atoms Bowl

STERLING SILVER ARISTOCRACY BY CHRISTOFLE….
FOR BABIES AND FOR MOMMIES (LIKE MY MOMMY LADY ERMA/IRMA)

Below, a “silver spoon” for baby and above, for mommy, a Christofle Sterling Silver Atoms Bowl…
Visit: Christofle com

Christofle Baby Cereal Bowl with Silver Spoon

NOW…

DESIGNED BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

NEW DESIGNER “POP ART” RENEEAB9 COLLECTIONS (EYE SEE YOU, NEW YORK/LONDON/PARIS, MANLY MAN AND MODERN ORBIT)…

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Gifts For The Stylish (Designer Iphone Cases 6Tough and 5/5S), For Her (Designer Sueded Cosmetics Case), For Him (Designer Laptop Commuter Bag), For Mom (Designer Porcelain Dinner Plates)

SHOP “RENEEAB9” AT: WWW.ZAZZLE.COM/RENEEAB9
http://www.zazzle.com/ReneeAB9

NOW….ON TO THAT “PARTY SEASON”…

HEY GUYS! I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, (OWNER/DESIGNER AT ERMA FRNCH PERFUME AND DESIGN AND RENEEAB9 ) CAN’T WAIT FOR SATURDAY “DATE NIGHT” WITH NEW YORK’S HANDSOME JEWISH MEN…I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, CAN’T WAIT TO HIT THE NEW YORK DISCOS…

SO….WHAT’S HOT?

IN HOUSES

THIS BEAUTIFUL HOUSE IS LOCATED IN EAST HAMPTON AND IS LISTED WITH SOETHEBY’S NEW YORK …THE ASKING PRICE: $19 MILLION DOLLARS….

East Hampton For Sale Sothebys

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East Hampton For Sale Sothebys 3

IN PARTY DRESSES (CHANEL OF COURSE)

Chanel 2014 eve gown

IN PARTY SHOES BY JIMMY CHOO

Jimmy Choo

IN GREAT NEW YORK RESTAURANTS AND GREAT NEW YORK MEN (FOR THE DATE)

Four Seasons Restaurant

Handome Gray Haired Man

IN DESIGNER FURNITURE….
COULD I DESIGN FOR ROCHE BOBOIS? I RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WOULD LOVE TO !

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AT THE BALLET….
NEW YORK CITY BALLET 2014 2015 SEASON…

New York City Ballet 2014 2015 season

AT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE HOUSE (THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BUILT?)

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IN DISCO….DISCO CHANT!

SO, I WANNA OPEN A DISCO IN FRANCE…AND BE REGINE ! ….

(I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL OPEN A PRIVATE CLUB…WHERE ONLY MEN WILL BE GIVEN THE ‘KEY’..OF COURSE THE MEN CAN BRING IN WHOMEVER THEY CHOOSE)

Saint German des Pres by Antoine Blanchard

AND FROM…THE FASHION CAPITAL OF THE WORLD….PARIS!

PLEASE FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER…..
(I’LL TRY TO “TWEET” AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK….CLICK ON “TWEETIE” THEN “FOLLOW”)

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THE NO LIST…

NO TO GALE/GAIL.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, HATE FOOTBALL…..AND I HATE LOS ANGELES…No to Selena Gomez, No to Christina Aguillera, No to Adam Levine, No to Eminem, No to Dr. Dre, No to Sean Puffy Combs, No to Jay-Z, No to Beyoncé, No to Solange, No to Rihanna, No to Nicki Manaj, No to Madonna, No to Charlize Theron, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Meryl Streep AND No to Gail King and No to Oprah Gale Winfrey (No to Own Network, No to CBS, No to NBC, No to ABC).

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Completed New Photo Gallery Added…. Happy Thanksgiving 2014! Holiday Tea! Obama Humor Christmas Cards, Christmas Gift Ideas, Shopping Cyber Monday (and Thanks AL! No to Beyoncé, No to Janet Jackson, No to Rihanna)

November 24, 2014

Matriarch Ethel Kennedy is awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom…

U.S. President Obama presents the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Ethel Kennedy during a White House ceremony in Washington

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LISTEN TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW DEMO AT: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (AND THE BEAUTIFUL MRS A BELOW…)

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Mothers Christofle Tea Service

NOW…A LESSON IN CHIC….

What better time for holiday tea than Thanksgiving holiday? Below the fabulous Mrs Winston Churchill pouring tea at 10 Downing St 1948. (Photo courtesy of “The Peak of Chic”)

the fabulous Mrs Winston Churchill pouring tea at 10 Downing Street 1940

Mariage Freres Tea gift 2014

NOW …A LESSON IN ADVANCED STYLE….THE GREAT AND THE ASPIRING GREAT….(Photo courtesy of “Advanced Style”)

the fabulous Colleen

Roche Bobois interior 2014

ABOVE, ROCHE BOBOIS COLLECTION….2014/2015

TIFFANY & CO DESK APPOINTMENTS

Tiffany & Co Desk Appointments

NOW..A LESSON IN PAIRS….NEW YORK’S MOST STYLISH COUPLES….

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Cipriana and Aaron New York

Haley and Allan New York

Mary Beth and Kevin

Mimi and Rae

Jenna and Jullian New York

NOW A LESSON IN FASHION…VINTAGE AND NEW
(Below Chanel “vintage” jacket and Chanel 18kt gold and diamond earrings)

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Chanel jacket vintage

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Chanel 4

Chanel 11

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NOW A LESSON IN GLAMOUR (RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE HOUSE…THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BUILT?)

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NOW….

A VERY SPECIAL “HAPPY THANKSGIVING” TO JASON AND BARBRA….

Barbra Streisand and Jason Gould Duet

AND….LOOK WHO ELSE IS DOING WHAT AND WITH WHOM ON THANKSGIVING ?

KEVIN AND KYRA SERVE UP THANKSGIVING ! (SHOUT OUT TO SONY: KEVIN WOULD MAKE THE PERFECT “TALENT AGENT” IN THAT COMEDY “THIS IS VINYL TAP” ?)

Kevin and Kyra

SHOUT OUT TO 20TH CENTURY FOX..ISN’T IT ABOUT TIME FOR A REMAKE OF “THE KID FROM BROOKLYN” ? I HAD THIS “REMAKE IDEA” A LONG TIME AGO. I WOULD HAVE BARBRA (STREISAND) DIRECT; AND I WOULD CAST, WHO ELSE BUT….

The Kid From Brooklyn starring Danny Kaye

Jim Carrey with puppet friend

SEX SYMBOL SHARON STONE WITH HER THREE BOYS…(HEY SHARON…AS YOU KNOW I’M FOR THE MEN; AND BECAUSE I’M “CHANGING LANES” (INTO THE FASHION DESIGN INDUSTRY) I’M GOING TO DESIGN SOME “MANLY MAN” T-SHIRTS FOR BOYS….)

Sharon Stone with three sons

Sharon Stone with three sons 2

(Check out the intersection; notice the Black woman on “platforms” while “Mommy Sharon” and her boys wear “tennis”….LOL)

SHOUT OUT TO CONNOR, THE BEAUTIFUL ISABELLA AND MOM NICOLE
“HAPPY HOLIDAYS!”

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THE BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS “SURI” WITH DADDY TOM…

“Hold My Bag”….(LOL)

Tom and Suri Thanksgiving

“A SPEEDY RECOVERY” FOR JUSTICE GINSBERG….

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and….Last and MOST

Mel Gibson with fans

Mel and new girlfriend

Mel and Lucia

(above Mel with fans, Mel with new girlfriend? and Mel with the “beautiful Lucia”…What a beautiful face on Lucia…wonder if Daddy Mel is going to allow her to become an “actress”? SHOUT OUT TO CAA: PLEASE PROMOTE MEL’S MOVIE WHEN IT COMES OUT NEXT YEAR…MEANING..RUN ADS WHERE THE PUBLIC (AND NOT JUST MOVIE GEAKS) CAN SEE THEM. THE PUBLIC HAS TO “KNOW” A MOVIE IS OUT THERE BEFORE THEY CAN GO SEE IT… And do Remember That The Question is: “WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MOVIE ADS AND NOT WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MEL GIBSON ?”. MEL’S still talented; it’s the “movie industry” that’s changed and better get back to “talent rules”….)

Mel Gibson in character

DON’T FORGET…..

SHOP NOW FOR BLACK FRIDAY AND CYBER MONDAY (buy Christmas Card: “A VERY OBAMA CHRISTMAS”)

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Cyber Monday

VISIT RENEEAB9 DESIGNS AT: http://www.Zazzle.com/ReneeAB9
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World News: Scotland Votes To Stay Home! Queen Elizabeth II Happy! England News, Celebrity News, Disney Studios News, CAA News, France News, Chanel News, Renee Ashley Baker #Selfie

September 24, 2014

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE…

SOMEHOO TO SOMEWHERE….

http://somehoo.com/hoo/ReneeAB9

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S QUEEN…..

Queen Elizabeth II

Queen Elizabeth is reportedly happy that Scotland voted to remain part of the United Kingdom! My Father’s family name (“Ashley”) is ye olde England name….So I’m happy too to have the kids home…Er…Just Kidding Scotland!)

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NOW….PLEASE LET ME BEGIN AGAIN.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, have Vietnamese relatives. One of my cousins–who served/who fought in Vietnam–brought back (married) a young Vietnamese WOMAN. When she (my cousin’s Bride) first arrived in St. Louis Missouri she was “new” to America. (And new to America’s ways, and dealings). For some reason dumb Denver and stupid “Inbred Englewood” keeps trying to make me be her. (Wha?). Dumb Denver and Stupid Inbred Englewood keeps expecting me to give them–HAND THEM–my “godd_mn fu_king” LUNCH MONEY! I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a GROWN WOMAN and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “run my life” and “live my life” as I choose. There is not, NOT going to be any “TOO”. I, Renee Ashey Baker, will choose exclusively ONE, and that one is what WILL BE.

I DO want Denver/Englewood (and ANY Los Angeles Crooks they’re trying to “work with) –TO KNOW–that–I DO KNOW BETTER.
1. I, Renee Ashley Baker, do NOT have to work for “The Studios”. I, Renee Ashley Baker, can get INDIE MOVIE FINANCING (for a “package of 7 Motion Pictures”) from INDIA financiers or from FRENCH BANKERS (not “investment bankers” but “BANKERS”).
2. All I, Renee Ashley Baker, need to do is to “line up a DISTRIBUTOR” and “line up a EUROPEAN COMPLETION BOND COMPANY”. Okay?
3. HOWEVER–I, Renee Ashley Baker, may still offer a “7 Year Exclusive Deal” (7 Movie Productions) to DISNEY or to 20TH CENTURY FOX.
4. IN EXCHANGE: I, Renee Ashley Baker, would receive: $25 Million Dollars per year, plus a “percentage” OF THE GROSS (not “net”). And I, Renee Ashley Baker, would get COMPLETE CONTROL. Meaning “Final Approval” on all facets of the 7 Productions…except “Final Cut” that I “may have” to give my Director.
5. Direct TV Video On Demand and Direct TV Satellite premieres exclusively. (I may offer Direct TV Satellite my “serial” called “The Hostage”. That is if, I can “complete the stories”).
6. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would film ALL 7 “productions” outside of the United States.
7. I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the ACTRESS aka “The FEMALE LEAD” in all 7 Productions.
8. Because of “threats” from Englewood’s “Squaw Village” and from Denver’s “CRIPS” my answer will remain NO HBO PREMIERS AND NO SHOWTIME PREMIERS; NO TO RON HOWARD AND NO TO RICHARD DONNER, NO TO ROBERT DENIRO AND NO TO GEORGE CLOONEY. NO TO LIL KIM, NO TO KIM BASINGER AND STILL NO TO UNIVERSAL, NO TO DECCA, NO TO WARNER BROS/INTERSCOPE, NO TO ICM AND NO TO RICHARD GERE; and NO to all other’s I’ve previously said NO to.

9. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE “SETTLING MY LAWSUIT”….AND ….I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL THEN BE “MOVING TO FRANCE” AND GIVING UP CITIZENSHIP OF THE UNITED STATES…..

NOW…VIEW “MOORE” VIDEO BELOW….

(P.S. Bloggers are welcome to “link to this Blog” however….this Blog will be “promoted” advertised, mentioned in full page ads that I’ll run in Parade Magazine. The “ads” will promote the Renee Ashley Baker VLOG (“For Men Only”)

NOW….

SHOUT OUT TO BANKS….

What Style! I, Renee Ashley Baker, suggest that you put “NO COVER” tags on all your songs at the copyright office (so that no talents Rihanna can’t steal your signature).
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, also suggest that you sign with Sony, Virgin Records or Bertelsmann (if you’re not with a major label already).
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, must state that you are “ready” to become the next Maureen McGovern/Celine Dione (aka Muse of the “movie song”)….HERE THAT ALL YOU PRODUCER’S OUT IN HOLLYWOOD …..
(fortunately I, Renee Ashley Baker, am headed for France and the Fashion Industry….)BUT POSSIBLY “CAA”?

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, took the above photo (of myself) last night (on 9/4/2014). Can you guess how I did it? I think the photo came out BEAUTIFUL and with #NO FILTER! (Selfie taken not with an iphone). Now….Shout out to SAM FINE:

Hi Sam:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing Fashion Fair’s Crème Foundation in the above Selfie. I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been wearing your Fashion Fair Crème Foundation (in Brown Glo or Brown Blaze Glo) since it first came on the market. However, it doesn’t work for “HD/High Def” digital photography (especially the one for oily skin). Can you come up with a “foundation” liquid, crème, or crème/powder combo that will work for high def photography? Maybe something that could be applied with one of the new foundation application “buffing/blending” brushes? (Cover Girl is Crap and No to Revlon).

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFULLY WITH THE WERTHEIMERS)….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER CURRENTLY RESIDES IN EAST HAMPTON. NOW VISIT RENEE ON MYSPACE….

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NOW VISIT….ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN (ON TUMBLR)…CLICK LOGO BELOW….

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BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

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RENEE’S….NEW SONG….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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NEW….GoPro WHITE….

GO PRO WHITE

VIEW “RENEE GOES TO PARIS FRANCE”….(A NEW “GO PRO” CHANNEL….FROM EUROPE!)
click link below to view:
http://www.youtube.com/channel/UClOQkosBB9RokG5PFyZdJMQ

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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Please post this BLOG link on your TWITTER and on your FACEBOOK. Copy and paste link: http://www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

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Announcement

Queen Mary 2

Did I say that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “sailing” to France aboard the Queen Mary 2? YES, I will and I’ll be making, filming (digitally) a “Documentary” of my trip. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to give this Documentary (free of charge) to Direct TV Video On Demand….so that it can be a “freebie for their audience….

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MY PUBLICIST…
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HOPING TO HIRE KCD WORLDWIDE…..I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING MY “FIRST PUBLICITY” TO BE MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S ENROLLMENT IN FASHION SCHOOL IN PARIS”….OR MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IN HER FABULOUS HOME OVERLOOKING THE MEDITTERANEAN”….WHAT A STORY!

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MY ANSWER IS STILL “NO” TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS ….

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:
http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

I said NO

P.S. STILL NO TO OPRAH WINFREY….OPRAH WINFREY IS NOT COMING ON THE QUEEN MARY 2 WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, happen to favor Cate Blanchett, at this time, as well as Helen Merrin. My old favorites are Helen Hayes, and the great actress/director/singer Barbra Streisand (to name a few). I, Renee Ashley Baker, will only “work with” (only hire) my “choices”. Repeat…Oprah and Beyonce will not be joining me on my “Documentary/Film” (to be taped –recorded– “digitally” on board the Queen Mary 2). AND…about my “Cote d’Azur House” (pictured in the photo above) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be getting a “mortgage” (hopefully from Rothschild Bank and…I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be putting 20% down)…..

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The Rich by Renee Ashley Baker…. (for Memorial Day 2013)

May 20, 2013

Happy Memorial Day

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Riderless Horse Military Honor

MILITARY HONORS:

Traditional Honors for Military Men are: Taps and The “Riderless” Horse….

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NOW

ABOUT

THE

RICH

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HOW THE RICH MAKE ROMANCE….

Romance

Renee Is Looking For A Man !

Renee Ashley Baker’s matchmaker is “billionaire matchmaker” Janis Spindel…..

(Renee’s “Man” must be 60-70 years of age, Jewish, NOT in Showbusiness, but a millionaire or billionaire….)

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HOW THE RICH WALK….

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Chanel (with Erma French Perfume and Design soon to follow ?)

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HOW THE RICH WAR ….

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Renee Ashley Baker is looking forward to the next “Star Wars” (from Lucasfilm and Disney)….

HOW THE RICH PLAY (AND PARTY) …..

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Polo Playing via Prince Harry…..

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Coming Soon: The Erma Foundation Gold Mask Ball (to be held in Paris France)…..

HOW THE RICH VACATION…..

Eleuthera Island

Eleuthera Island (where The Royals have fun in the sun)….

HOW THE RICH GIVE AWAY THE BRIDE…..

Chanel Wedding Stationery

Chanel Wedding Cake

Chanel stationery and Chanel Wedding Cake…

HOW THE RICH GUARD THEIR BODIES

The Bodyguard

COLIN TEBBUTT and COLIN TRIMMING (were Personal Protection Officer and Super Intentdent respectively for HRH Princess Diana). Elite Bodyguard Services for “the elite” are: Insite (Chris Falkenberg) and The Steele Foundation (Kirian Fitzgibbons)

HOW THE RICH STAY BEAUTIFUL…..

Creme de la Mer

Le Clerc loose powder travel box

Worth Perfume

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorites: Creme de la Mer, Le Clerc Travel Compact and Je Reviens (My Mother Erma kept a bottle of Je Reviens “Worth” perfume on her vanity table when I was a little girl living in St. Louis, Missouri. The Je Reivens “Worth” was sent to my Mother Erma from Paris France)…..

HOW THE RICH HANG THEIR WARDROBES….

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Studio Becker (for Her)

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Studio Becker (for Him)

HOW THE RICH LOVE THEIR BABIES….

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The Baby Spa in London (owned by Laura Sevenus) pampers baby….Right Duchess Kate !

and

HOW THE RICH (and POWERFUL) ENTERTAIN….

(My sister “Miss M” has already been invited to the White House….)

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WHITE HOUSE DINNER MENU….1956

The year, was 1956. President and Mrs. Dwight D. Eisenhower mention as one of their favorites a dinner menu that almost any American citizen can enjoy in his own home.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in Washington DC to meet President Obama (hopefully) and to “host some Democratic fundraising parties”….

THE EISENHOWER MENU

Broiled Sirloin Steak
Baked Potatoes Green Beans Green Salade with French Dressing Apple Pie with Cheese Coffee

Decorated Ice Cubes

DECORATED ICE CUBES

Arrange in each section of refrigerator tray a berry, red cherry, piece of lemon or orange slice, or sprig of mint. Then fill with water and freeze as usual. Serve in fruit drinks for holidays and celebrations.

and….

HOW THE RICH VIEW TALENT…

Grammy Nominee Miguel on piano photo

SHOUT OUT TO: Sony Records and Virgin Records. One of you should sign my relative “MIGUEL” (the Grammy nominee) to a “recording contract”. His rendition of “Forget Me Not” is AWESOME!

In the “Forget Me Not” video Miguel will play all the instruments….

(JUST LIKE PATRICE ! )

and…

finally….

HOW THE RICH VIEW “CLASS”….

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Click above on the “classy” photo of the “LADY” who inspired The Erma Foundation (aka Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother an Army Wife and an Air Force Mother )

WANT SECURITY AND AUTOMATION (AT YOUR FINGERTIPS ?)

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Control 4 home automation

and….

INTRODUCING….

new

from

ATT

“DIGITAL LIFE”….

Personalized Home Security and Automation (For A Whole New Way Of Life)

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SHOUT OUT:

SHOUT OUT TO ATT AND CONTROL 4….

HOW WOULD ONE OF YOU LIKE TO SPONSOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S USTREAM.TV “dating show” ?

(to be taped live from The Hamptons)….

ASKING PRICE: $1.2 Million Dollars (for 12 months).

plus….

SHOUTOUT TO ART COLLECTORS:

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to sell (to art collectors) 12 photographs taken by Renee Ashley Baker called “12th Knight”. The Collector may choose from “existing photographs” taken by Renee Ashley Baker or the Collector may choose photographs not yet taken by Renee Ashley Baker.

Asking Price: $1.2 Million Dollars (for 12 photographs).

The Solo…

The Ballerina by Cityrat 59

The Corps…

The Ballet at Jezebel com

(above photographs of Ballet Dancers not photographed by Renee Ashley Baker)

DONALD TRUMP WILL STAY “RUMORED ORGANIZED CRIME” (and away from Renee Ashley Baker) ….JACK WELCH IS “CHICKEN CRAP” (no to jack welch)….MITT ROMNEY IS LITTLE MAGIC UNDERWEAR (no to Mitt Romney)

and no to Warner Bros Records and No to Universal/MCA (Renee Ashley Baker will “stay away” from Warner Bros Records/Interscope and stay away from Universal/MCA)

(RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO “THE HAMPTONS” and then MOVING TO FRANCE TO WORK IN THE FASHION AND BEAUTY INDUSTRY….NOTE: MY MOTHER IS NOT GOING TO BE ME….)

Renee’s Favorite Bars, Favorite Recipes, and Favorite Business Proposals….(Hi NETFLIX Remember Me !)

February 4, 2013

Netflix

Hi Netflix (aka Mr. W. Reed Hastings, Jr)

How about being number “2” (meaning second only to Mark Zuckerberg–the MZ Zone–and second only because I asked him first–sort of).

I believe, in the past, I spoke of your company (Netflix) possibly purchasing a show from me–like you did from Kevin Spacey….

There is now–a possibility–that I’ll be available for a “reality show” if–IF–Mark Zuckerberg doesn’t buy my “reality show” for Facebook.

My “fee” To Netflix: $15 Million Dollars ($5 Million per year–for 3 years–plus “production costs”).
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker (aka Renee AB 9)

Ed Burns film director

Say Ed:
Would you be available to “direct” some episodes of my “reality show” for Netflix ?

NOW…

I, Renee Ashley Baker,
Am Going To Say This,
FOR THE LAST TIME …

Contract

FIRST: My Lawsuit. An “out of court settlement” for $2 Million Dollars OR I will be testifying before a Federal Grand Jury which– will hear “tape recorded evidence”. (I will not work and I CANNOT work until this “matter” is settled).

SECOND: Reality Show Proposal
To: Mr. Mark Zuckerberg (Facebook)
For: “Erma French Perfume and Design Show” (The Champagne Flows !)
Taped On Location: In France
Fee: Renee Ashley Baker gets 500,000 shares of “Facebook Stock” (in lieu of pay)
Number of Shows: 12 per year (for 3 years)

THIRD : Reality Show Proposal
To: Mr. W. Reed Hastings (Netflix)
For: “Erma French Perfume and Design Show” (The Champagne Flows !)
Taped On Location: In France
Fee: Renee Ashley Baker gets $5 Million per year PLUS “production costs”.
Number of Shows: 12 per year–for 3 years (but no rights granted to Network TV; meaning–no ABC, no CBS, no NBC).

OR,
OR,
OR….

FOURTH: 20th Century Fox and Harper Collins
To: Sir Rupert Murdoch (Chairman and CEO of News Corp)
For: Personal Services Contract
Fee: Renee Ashley Baker gets $25 Million Dollars per year
Number of years: 10 years (Renee Ashley Baker will reside in France)

Jimmy Choo golden sandal 2013 spring summer

Renee’s “GOLD” (Jimmy Choo )

(Do they sell this one at Neiman Marcus in Washington DC ? Probably So….)

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Note: No Angelina Jolie will not be buying–nor starring in– any book written by Renee Ashley Baker (Angelina Jolie will NOT be portraying “The Inspector”…okay) ….Angelina Jolie will not be buying any other book written by Renee Ashley Baker, okay? …Plus “NO” to Clint Eastwood and NO to Warner Bros too.
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NOW DO YOU KNOW—THE NAME OF—-

Renee’s Favorite European Royal Family Residing In France ?

Rothschild Family Dining Room

HINT: Their Formal Dining Room is pictured above

Still Can’t Guess ? (It’s “The Royal Rothschilds”…you silly gooses)

SO….

WHO’S A SPUD ?

CAN YOU TOP ONE ?…..

Baked Potato Topped With Caviar

In 1995 the Potato became the first vegetable to be grown in space (NASA potato heads?).

LOVE THE BAKED POTATO….

Top With Beluga Caviar as shown above or Top with Smoked Salmon

Salmon Topping (for a baked potato)
MIX:
1. Cream Cheese (Flavored with Chives)
2. Strips of Smoked Salmon
3. Chopped Fresh Chives

and…..what are…

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Bars To Have A Drink…..

Beacon Bar & Grill in Washington DC

Beacon Bar and Grill in Washington DC (Chef Steve Hunter)

Le Grand Louvre Restaurant in Paris France

Le Grand Louvre Restaurant in Paris France inside the Louvre Museum(Chef Pierre Marco White)

Mahiki Bar London

Mahiki in London (Chef Richard Corrigan)

“This is HRH Prince Harry’s new favorite bar”

“Good-Bye Mayor Koch” (plus My Jimmy plus What The Hey Is Going On ? plus “Boy Band” DEMO written by Renee Ashley Baker)

January 30, 2013

“Good-Bye To The Honorable Ed Koch”

(From Renee Ashley Baker)

The Honorable New York Mayor Ed Koch

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Jimmy Choo spring sumer 2013

Spring is in the air, hopefully LOVE is “in the air” and the time for “shoe shopping” is just around the corner….

“I can remember vividly being a ‘little girl’ (in St. Louis Missouri) and playing inside the Stix Baer & Fuller and Famous Barr stores while my Mother (the beautiful Mrs. A/B) shopped for her high heels…”
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker

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now…..

BUT IS IT OUR BUSINESS?

Sharon Stone

Sharon wants to be a Twin ? (LOL Sharon)…Find a new “man” girl….

Ashley Judd splits from hubby

Ashley wants to be a Senator ? (Don’t LOL Ashley)…Sorry about the split from hubby Daniel…
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And….

Speaking of “Looking For Action” ?

One Direction

“ACTION….(Figures)”
BY
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
Copyright 2012 by Renee Ashley Baker
all rights reserved

(verse 1)
I was her HERO
Everywhere that we’d go
All the things that children do
Known her since the age of 2
I sent her love notes
Valentines that I wrote
Asked her if she’d be my wife
Loved her since the age of 5
(chorus)
I’ve got the right stuff there’s no doubt about it
Comes down to my love she can’t do without it, yeah
Baby want some action
Baby want some action
Baby want some action
(music-dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn)
Figures
(verse 3)
It was top secret
Everytime that we met
Baby she would feed me grapes
Then she’d help take off my CAPE
It was my mind set
Flying high in my jet that
Baby she would hold me tight
Off we’d fly into the night
(chorus)
I’ve got the right stuff there’s no doubt about it
Comes down to my love she can’t live without it,well
Baby want some action
Baby want some action
Baby want some action
(music—dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn )
Figures
(musical interlude)
(chorus)
I’ve got the right stuff there’s no doubt about it
Comes down to my love she can’t live without it, well
Baby want some action
Baby want some action
Baby want some action
(music–dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn )
Figures
(THE END….of a very “funny” video ?)

Ribbon Microphones from Inta Audio UK

HEY SIMON!

Do you like my new “boy band song”? I’m going to try and get my relative (the Grammy Nominee) to write the “rap interlude”. Anyway–to LISTEN to the “demo” click photo of microphone ABOVE…..

One Direction Vas Happenin

YES….It’s all about “the fellas” and
I’ll be saving the MEN for me….so much “affection”
I’ll be wearing my Choo Choos aka my Jimmy Choo mules….and
I’ll be walking in ONE DIRECTION….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker
(p.s. NO to Gale’s TV Show)

My Creations: “Fashions and Fragrance”…. From the City of Light….

August 16, 2012

reneeab9_modern_orbit_designer_table_lamp-

FAST FORWARD TO TWO YEARS FROM THIS DATE AND…RENEE DESIGNS HER FIRST COLLECTION. VIEW AT: WWW.RENEEAB9.BLOGSPOT.COM

Heidi #3 ?

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President Barack Obama with HIS Mother

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and further….

VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEWLY DESIGNED FACEBOOK PAGE….
(to view click on the Facebook logo below….)

AND BELOW IS RENEE’S…..

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SHOUT OUT TO MY FRIENDS AND TO THREE MODELING AGENCIES IN NEW YORK….

To View Video “Over The Horizon” starring Renee Ashley Baker click on Renee Below….

To View Video “The Pendulum” click on Neiman Marcus Red Cashmere Sweater Below….

and….

E IS FOR ERMA’S BEAUTIFUL DAY BED…..

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FIRST DESIGN FOR ERMA’S BEAUTIFUL DAY BED “CHATEAU BLANC”….

(“Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed” and “Ashley Lane Jewelers” are both subsidiaries of Erma French Perfume and Design….)

and

The Christmas Holidays…..

HOW ABOUT HOLIDAYS (IN NEW YORK CITY)…..

and

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU !

President Barack Obama, the 44th and current President of the United States. President Obama was born in Hawaii on August 4, 1961

Birthday Cake of President Barack Obama

Donald R. Seawell the former head of the Denver Post (and former WWII U.S. Army liason to MI5 and MI6 ….) Donald was 100 years old on August 1st !

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NOW….

I, Renee Ashley Baker, do NOT, NOT want a movie studio and I am not NOT going to "sit in Denver". I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to run and co-own "Erma French Perfume and Design" to be headquartered in Paris France and hopefully will be 70% owned by The Wertheimer Brothers –the owners of Chanel Corp….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER 70% ownership of Erma French Perfume and Design (to the Wertheimer Brothers) for $30 million dollars…..note: Gale/Gail will not, NOT be there too.

and….I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to CELEBRATE in New York over the holidays with the men Janis Spindel will be fixing me up with…note: Gale/Gail will not, NOT be there either.

I WILL BE IN NEW YORK AFTER I’VE FILED MY $10 MILLION DOLLAR LAWSUIT…..

SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE….

and….

The Queen’s Diamond Jubilee 2012 Plus How England Still Swings With Style….A Look At The “New” English Rose and Other Things British)

June 5, 2012

HRH Princess Kate Middleton….
(the “new” English rose….)

Of Course, I love England, doesn’t everyone? Because of (and only because of) the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee I have decided to do just one more WordPress post….(THIS ONE)…

I want to “launch” a fashion and beauty industry company and–I’ve been thinking of “launching” a fashion blog….Of course, the ultimate would be for me to “write a column” for a Fashion Magazine, however, a “fashion blog” might be a good place for me to “break in”….

So–I have been perusing the style blogs just to see how it is done…And because of the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee I thought I’d take a look at London…I thought I’d take a look at the English blogs to see what the English women were up to “style wise”….What did I find? I found that England still swings…from the “racks”…and…. that there is a “brand new English rose”….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker
p.s. Long Live The Queen…..

Now…

Shall We Begin With:

“Patriotic Fashions From The Diamond Jubilee” ….

Chloe, 13, exhibits a “patriotic style” as she watches “the Queen” ride by during the country wide celebration of the Diamond Jubilee 2012….

An Indoor Celebration During The Diamond Jubilee ?
(I found this “patrotic” show of foot wear on the English blog Stylist Stuff…)

Jubilee Jewelry ?
I found this British Flag necklace on a English jewelry website…the diamonds are real….

NEXT:

Fashion Stuff FROM the Style Blogs of London (aka “The New English Rose”)

False Eye Lashes “Little Flirt” by Benefit….
I found this photo on the English blog “Stylist Stuff”…
(The blog’s author is a “stylist” for “celebrities” and for “showbusiness”)

Ever Seen Nails As English and as Pretty as These ?
(I found them on the English blog “Kingdom of Style”….)

For That Queenly Style….Try The English “For Coco” Hat Maker Judy Bentinck
(chapeaus mixing Anglais with la Francais… pour la tete–ais….okay?)

Tortoise Sunglasses by House of Harlow in Chelsea
(found on the English/French blog CoCos Tea Party)

From The Colony Comes Ugg…
(Ugg’s spring summer 2012 florals–florals that are a must have now)

The English Rose Rocks Haute Couture Style Too….

Sister Socialites Tamra and Petra of New York (and London)

English Actress Thandie Newton Rocks The LBD

Diamonds Are Forever?
(Then They Are Forever At Biddle…Bailey Banks & Biddle of London….)

Designer Stella — Stella of London
Or…. Stella of Strawberry Fields
(Wouldn’t That Be A Great Name For A Perfume? ….”Strawberry Fields”….)

Designer Betsey….Betsey splits spring summer 2012
(Now isn’t that “split” just like Betsey Johnson !)

Burberry….
(Is This the “new” look of MI5/MI6 ?….New look for the women that is…)

Wedding Shoe by Jimmy Choo of London
(Love In Black & White)

Fiction Or Real ? (You Decide)

The Beautiful Style of Downton Abbey….photo from Vogue (London)

Berenice The Bond Girl…
I Cannot Do A London Post Without “JB” Can I ?…..
(JB– James Bond–007– On Her Majesty’s Secret Service…That Is….)

NOW….

THE ROYALS

“The Royal Swans”

Prince Charles and Camilla in a “cookie eating contest” ????

Royal Purple Granny aka HRH The Queen

Queen Elizabeth and “The Kids”

Queen Elizabeth, plus Michelle Obama, Michelle Pfeiffer, The Rich Koch Brothers, Who Should Play Whitney and Bill and— Whatever Happpened To Angela Y Davis?

June 1, 2012

Prince Will’s Granny (HRH Queen Elizabeth II….Diamond Jubilee….)

and

and

and

President Obama and First Lady

above, The President and The First Lady Share A Laugh

below….The Koch Brothers Share A Smile

JEWISH BROTHERS….
These Men have money–they can spend it the way they want to.

PLUS….

THE “OTHER” MICHELLE….

CATWOMAN OR BATWOMAN ?
Michelle Pfeiffer rules in the cryptic “Vampire” saga “DARK SHADOWS”….
(I, Renee Ashley Baker, never missed an episode of “Dark Shadows”. Tell me–who plays that “studering” assistant in the movie? You know that “stammering woman” who for some reason Barnaby never bit ?

PLUS…

WHO SHOULD PLAY WHITNEY HOUSTON IN THE BIG SCREEN BIOPIC ?

A Contender To Play Whitney (pretty Paula Patton?)

Also Being Considered To Play Whitney (pretty Jennifer Hudson)

Jennifer Hudson’s Bathroom
(Inside Her New $3 Million Dollar Manse Located Just Outside Chicago….)

PLUS….

BILL CLINTON WANTS “WHO” TO PLAY HIM IN THE MOVIE?

I THOUGHT DENNIS QUAID ALREADY DID….

AND

WHAT

ABOUT

A

BIG SCREEN BIOPIC ABOUT ANGELA DAVIS?

SOMEBODY IN HOLLYWOOD SHOULD PRODUCE ONE…

(SCROLL DOWN TO VIEW ONE OF MY CASTING SUGGESTIONS….

p. s. I ALSO LIKE BRITISH ACTRESS THANDIE NEWTON)

NEW PHOTOS ADDED BELOW–Christmas 2011 with Renee and her Relatives and Friends (plus Shopping,Partying,Going,Doing,Viewing, plus Cate Blanchett, and Queen Elizabeth II)

December 20, 2011

 

                                             

Merry Christmas

and

Happy Chanukah….

 

 

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                                  ALL  PHOTOGRAPHS  BELOW

                                                  (except  two)

                         were taken by Renee Ashley Baker

             (All photos taken with a Sony Cybershot Camera)

                      

  St. Louis  chasing a Tiger….

         So–I, Renee Ashley Baker–got busy before the “big game” and began taking pictures of my “relative’s house”.  Pictures of her fireplace with the TV on (I got a great shot of a Bengal in action don’t you think?)  Pictures of her telephone–which you can only buy in Europe, and pictures of her high tech refrigerator which you can only get if you have money). 

BELOW:  Miguel (The Grammy Award Nominated Composer/Engineer)  Getting  Water 

       

Big Close Up of The Frige….BELOW

Anyway—this is a “football household”. So–during my annual Christmas holiday visits I have to sit through the “Denver Broncos” game or I DON’T EAT (LOL).  I stuck, on the candleabra an unopened pair of Denver Broncos souvenir earrings.  (As in The Broncos are THE  LIGHT….)  My “Relative” is cooking “pheasant” that was ordered from a “gourmet food catalog”.

(above photo of Renee Ashley Baker)

“Merry Christmas and Happy  Channukah Everybody !  

                             Now Scroll Down !”

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Renee’s Favorite Quotes: 

                    “I believe that in the heart of each human being there is something which I can only describe as a “child of darkness”  who is equal and complimentary to the more obvious “child of light”  –Laurens van der Post

 “You don’t need to wait a minute to improve the world today”—Anne Frank 

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AND….

Gift Suggestion From The Queen:

The Bentley (of course):

 

  ” The Bentley Continental 2012 has an Ipad work station and a 6 3/4 twin turbo v-8 engine” says Wolfie  (er –I mean–Wolfgang Durheimer , CEO,  Bentley Corporation).

Merry Christmas to HRH Prince Charles, HRH Prince William, HRH Princess Kate, and HRH Prince Harry, HRH Prince Philip and HRH Queen Elizabeeth II

 

GO TO THE ART MUSEUM:

View Yousuf Karsh in Sepia and in Gray….

 

 

 

GO  TO  THE  MOVIES:

Renee’s Favorites This Christmas  ARE ….

Mr.  Hunt’s  Mission ?         I   MAXED

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

             

 

 

 

 

 

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WATCH/STREAM A MOVIE/VIDEO:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Renee Christmas Comedy Favorite?    “Trapped In Paradise” starring Nick Cage….

 

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       LISTEN  TO  A  CD

 

 

Buy CD by cellist Nina Kotova .  She’s fabulous and  plays her “Sketches from the Catwalk” (Nina is also a super model….)

 

 

 

 

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GOING OUT?  (HOLIDAY PARTYING AND ALL?)

 

 

What’s New In Cosmetics ?

Visit these websites:

Chanel Cosmetics and Make Up Online: http://www.chanel.com/en_US/fragrance-beauty/Makeup-88484

Cosmetics Cop:  http://www.cosmeticscop.com/

High Def Make Up Tips: http://makeupforlife.net/2009/03/the-truth-about-high-def-makeup.html

Please check the “high def camera” website.  Last year a “high def camera” nearly “destroyed” my internet visual existence….WHEW

AND

 

WHAT ‘S NEW IN HAIR (THE FAKE KIND?)

Visit

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite:  Joseph Fleischer

                                     

Joseph Fleischer Wigs :  http://josephfleischer.com/

AND

SOON  IT   WILL  BE   CHRISTMAS  DAY !

Got shopping left to do?

See HRH Princess Kate (featured on the shopping  website

” She Finds”….)

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Online/Internet  Shopping Sites:

BARNEY’S NEW YORK:   http://www.barneys.com/

NORDSTROM:  http://shop.nordstrom.com/

RED ENVELOPE:  http://www.redenvelope.com/

BLUE FLY: http://www.bluefly.com/

SHE  FINDS:  http://www.shefinds.com/

When you’re done shopping will you look as fabulous as this?

(above, the fabulous Cate Blanchett, in Christmas red)

 

and

 

speaking of   Locks  (goldi–locks?)

 

 

 

NO —NOT  THESE  LOCK S

 

 

 

 

these  locks

WHAT?  Is your password? 

Don’t let it be “Christmas” (or  “123456” or “fill in the blank”).  Use Renee’s favorite password protectors to protect your internet passwords.   TRY:

  Lastpass com;

Keepass com;

 Passwordsafe com;

AND

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(above, Oprah Winfrey in Christmas red)

Dear Oprah:  My “Relative” (the former debutant and sorority sister of the Obama book author) would be a great addition to Oprah’s “O Magazine”.  I’d like to see her (my “Relative”) do a monthly column about her “experiences” at the Country Clubs (the golf circuit she “participates” in).  She  (my “Relative” )  is a “Lexus” girl you know?  Can you hear me “O” ?

and…

YES,  STEVE   I  PHONE

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND….

Even though I’m NOT going to let Denver “have/own/run  a movie studio with “disrespect and force” I’m still going to say “Merry Christmas” to my Friends….

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

            

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                               (above, the fabulous Sharon Stone….)

  

 

           

(above, radio host/publisher  Glen Beck and family)

(above, Sandra Bullock with son Louis)

 (above Mel Gibson and daughter Lucia)

    

(above, Princess Stephanie, Princess Caroline and Prince Albert)

 

PORTRAIT:  BARBRA   AND   JAMES

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND…..

So….

        Now…..

                         FOR  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  

             

                    (above, Alain & Gerard Wertheimer of Chanel)   

                              Erma French Perfume and Design….

             I, Renee Ashley Baker, am happy to  launch my company Erma French Perfume and Design which will headquarter in Paris France and which, hopefully, HOPEFULLY will be purchased by Chanel Corporation.  The subsidiaries?  They will be–Renee Perfume #9,  Ashley Lane Jewelers, and Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed.  (The “Irmigard” handbag will be a $3,000 crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co ?).

 

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TO  LISTEN TO RENEE’S  SONGS  SCROLL  DOWN….