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Einstein Tuesday then Wednesday (COMPLETED)

May 10, 2010

 

Cupid (Friend To Renee)

“Cupid  Cupid”

 by

Renee Ashley Baker

  Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker

 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 

 (verse)

In comes Tony, Pete,  Paul  and Kyle 

 In to visit, to talk for a while

  There sits Susie,  she’s in every night 

 Terri, Sarah, they can’t get it right 

 There sits Freddy, his sex on the phone 

Who’s  to judge him,  just leave him alone

(chorus)

 Cupid, Cupid

It’s last call again 

 Even though, love’s gone stupid

We all need a friend 

Cupid, Cupid

 It’s last call again 

 Even though, love’s gone stupid

 We all need a friend

 

 

 

I  FOUND  IT !      SO  VIEW  IT !

VIDEO MY SPACE: Cupid Cupid by Renee Ashley Baker

 (plus…listen to Renee Ashley Baker talking — click link below–then download….)

Cupid Cupid (WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SONG?)

 plus….

 

HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE

  Headlines read  “I rapped him!”

Tiger Woods:  Smart or Dumb? 

(My answer?   Smarty , Dummy,  or Bulgy — Tiger Woods has made $500  million dollars) 

LISTEN TO (Read):   “The Tiger Wife Rap”  by Renee Ashley Baker (click link below)

THE TIGER WIFE RAP by Renee Ashley Baker

(My choice to sing my “Tiger Wife Rap”  is Margaret Cho )

plus….

HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE 2

  Headlines read  “I counted — Er–  I   a-counted — him!”.

Mel Gibson: Smart or Dumb? 

 (My answer is smart because Mel Gibson is worth $1  billion dollars and because “Close is a lingerie store without….”)

plus….HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE 3 

 Headlines read  “I sued him!”.   (Susan Boyle is suing her brother because he won’t leave her alone!)

Susan Boyle: Smart or Dumb?

  (My answer is smart because SHE dreamed a dream….)     

plus….

RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  FINANCES 

1.  eHarmony: 350 Men (I’m on eharmony to WED  a ‘smooching partner) 

2.  TV Appearance (on ‘High Society”) 

 3.  Desiger (Renee Ashley Baker will design Samantha Thavasa Handbags and Swarovski Crystal “Pandora’s Jewelry Boxes”.

  4.  Spokes Model with Ford Modeling Agency (possible 21 companies including General Motors, AT&T, IBM ). 

5.    Novelist  (“7 COLORS” by Renee Ashley Baker). 

  6.   Motion Picture Producer for 20th Century Fox, Paramount, Disney, The Weinstein Company  (for motion picture productions of “S.O.L.” and “7 COLORS”). 

 7.  New Yorker &  Monocan  (Renee Ashley Baker will reside in New York and in Monaco Monte Carlo)

 RENEE ASHLEY BAKER: Smart or Dumb? 

My answer:  Smart

now…How  Smart  Are  You?  

Take the “Dumb Test” to see how dumb or smart ou may be:  Visit:  www.QuizRocket.com/dumb-test       

plus….

Joan Rivers “Can We Talk –About How They Got To Be Millionaires ?”….

 

Watch Joan Rivers new TV show “How’d You Get So Rich?” 

 (on TV Land–check your local listings for day and time)

plus….

SHOUT  OUT  TO:  Samantha  Thavasa 

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, would love to design a collection of handbags for Samantha Thavasa….

plus….

SHOUT OUT TO CORY VOORHIS

(If you want to “SELL”  your story—you can reach me through Bill Taylor he knows where to write to me). 

SHOUT OUT  2:   TO WARBLING CHRISSY & COPIER JOANNE  (STOP copying!  And stop reading this website.  This website is only for THE TALENTED!)

STOUT OUT 3:  LAWSUIT (click link below) 

http://www.lawweekonline.com/2010/05/denver-oks-65000-in-settlements-for-two-lawsuits/

SHOUT OUT 4:  To Bloggers on the Blogasphere 

(LINK  TO  THIS  BLOG PAGE!)

 plus….

Still “NO”

NO to Gwen Stefani

(Gwen Stefani will not get any song written by Renee Ashley Baker) 

2.  No to John Elway

3.  No to John Caldera (I’ll talk to  Mr. Limbaugh, Mr. Geddy and Serius/XM)

4.  No to Kellie  and No to the dark haired Italian one.  I have no reason to talk with either of these two newspeople–I do not need an appointment with either of you.  (2theDeuce Denver)

5.  No to Melanie Griffith

6.  No to George Clooney

7. No to Warner Bros, No to Universal and NO to all others Renee Ashley Baker has peviously said “NO” to.

 

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Photo Contest Rules, Kate’s New Date, Elin’s Wheelin and Sean is still Renee’s Valentine….

January 13, 2010

(For Poster Prize Information Click Words “Prize Provided By Poster Brain” Below):

PRIZE PROVIDED BY POSTERBRAIN

MY FUNNY VALENTINE PHOTO CONTEST

Take A Photo Of Your “Funny Valentine” and Win A Poster From “POSTER BRAIN” (see link above)

Remember it has to be your “FUNNY” Valentine as each photo will be judged on its humor quotient.

RULES:

1. One entry per household.
2. Photo must be digital (like the Nikon Coolpix pictured above) and entry must be color (No PhotoShop)
3. Forward (email) your photo entry to three friends or three family members or three coworkers (and tell them about the contest)
4. Upload your photo entry to your own photo share site (such as Flickr, Photobucket, or Kodak Gallery).
5. Title photo entry “My Funny Valentine Photo Contest”
6. Email the LINK to your photo entry to rbstudios@yahoo.com
7. Entry deadline: February 8, 2010 (All Entry Photos will remain the property of the photographer/copyright holder).

PHOTO STORAGE?

How do you store your photos?

The Tech Guy suggests following the 3,2,1 Rule to back up photos (and other data as well)

3. On Your Computer Hard Drive

2. An External Hard Drive
a. IOmega
b. Kingston Ready Boost

1. Offsite:
a. Date Backup/Data Storage like Carbonite
b. Online Storage Websites:
a. Flickr.
b. Photobucket
c. Kodak Gallery

(Renee Ashley Baker Uses Carbonite)

PLUS:

WHO IS THE MOST PHOTOGRAPHED CELEBRITY SO FAR IN 2010?

Maybe Elvis will emerge as the most photographed celebrity in 2010 as Elvis is getting his own exhibit this year at the Smithsonian….”HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELVIS!” (born January 8, 1935)

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “Hey, did I tell you that my mother–Mrs. Ashley knew Elvis….Yeah Really! “)

PLUS…LOOKING FOR A NEW VALENTINE?

No More Ma Kettle–She’s Lookin For A Man!

Also Looking For A New Love Is Elin Woods….

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “Hey Margaret Cho want to put on a blonde wig and add my “Tiger Wife Rap” to your upcoming comedy album?”)

PLUS….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S VALENTINES

Heartthrob Ricky Nelson

Shoe designer to Princess Di…Jimmy Choo

Scottish Sex Symbol Sean Connery

F.B.I. Director J. Edgar Hoover

PLUS…

Renee Ashley Baker Loves….

(Renee Ashley Baker says, “Hi to all 155 of my “love matches”)

VIDEO: \"The Kiss\" (remix by Renee Ashley Baker)

NOW ENTER THE “MY FUNNY VALENTINE” PHOTO CONTEST (RULES AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE….)