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Fourth of July 2010: “Happy 4th of July” by Renee Ashley Baker

June 27, 2010
 
 
 
AND    SO
 
 
 
 
  
 
(Old  Glory)
 
   
 (President  John  F Kennedy)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
REPLAY:  Mad Dogs and Englishmen
 
Click Link 1:
Click Link 2:
 
 
Plus
 
(Devil Eggs With Caviar)
 
 
RECIPES  (BELOW):
 
Patriotic Father:  “Harvard Beets” (from The New York Times)
 
Patriotic Mother: “Irma’s  Onion Sandwiches”  (from The New York Times)
 
 
THE   PATRIOT:
(Mel  Gibson)
 
 
PATRIOTIC  QUIZ: 
  
 
UNCLE  SAM:  LOUIS  BOSTON
(Patriotic Louis of Boston)
 
  ARTHUR   FIEDLER 
 
 
(Patriotic  Art)
 
 
HONORED  (FINALLY!)
(Women’s  Air Force Service Pilots )
(Wasps  WWII) 
 
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  FLYING MEN: 
 
 
 (U.S. Air Force Thunderbirds) 
 
 
 
(U.S.  Navy Blue Angels) 
 
 
(Maverick and Ice Man)
 
 
 FOR OUR INDEPENDENCE: 
 “Ready?  Eyes Right!”  says, Caroline Miller a seventh generation West  Point  grad. . . .
 
 
Renee Ashley Baker’s Crown Jewels
“HAPPY  BIRTHDAY  PRINCE WILLIAM”
(from Renee Ashley Baker) 
 
 
(Prince  Harry  Ooops!)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 and more royals
 
 ROYAL    NUPTUALS 
 
 
A Royal Wedding That Was. . . .
 
(Crown Princess Victoria of Sweden with new husband Daniel Westling)
 
 
 A Royal Wedding To Be. . . .
(Crown Prince Albert of Monaco with fiance Charlene Wittstock) 
 
A Paramount Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words:

  (Wedding of Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford)

A Million Dollar Wedding Cake (from Delicious Cakes of Tx)

 
 
SOME  MORE  PATRIOTS:

Art Linkletter: "Kids Say The Darndest Things

“Good-bye  Art Linkletter”  (from Renee Ashley Baker)

“Good-bye Dennis Hopper” (from Renee Ashley Baker)

 

  “Good-bye Jimmy –Big Bad John–Dean” (from Renee Ashley Baker)    

and

“Good-bye  Senator Byrd — with Erma”  (from Renee Ashley Baker)

 

Musical Tribute from Buddy Greene 

VIEW VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=880OS3D9RFg

 

 PATRIOTIC    COLORS :

 Red, White & Blue Website

(Janine Turner’s   ConstitutingAmerica .org) 

 

Red, White & Blue Sushi from Massa ?

(Renee Ashley Baker is a member of “Gossip Girl” ON FACEBOOK) 

 

Red, White & Blue Karolinas

(smokin white hot . . . . 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 . . . . and Royal purple Kurkova )

and

 

   Paris. . . .She’s   The  Best !  

               plus

 

 PATRIOTS WHO ARE  RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  FAVORITES. . . .

 (Jimmy/James Cagney as “Yankee Doodle Dandy”) 

VIEW VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLMbQyk64gQ

 

(Mathew Savage  pianist/prodigy does “7 Up”) 

 VIEW VIDEO:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8yrxadI1tE

(Greyson Michael Chance covers Lady Ga Ga)

VIEW  VIDEO:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxDlC7YV5is

(Lin Yu Chun eclipses them all)

VIEW VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3qZTFrkNVc

PRODIGY:

(Barbra !) 

 

FOR  MOTHER:

(CLICK  LINK:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrzr4R3LpsQ)

 

FOR  FATHER:

(CLICK  LINK:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo9riZYUpTw)

BELOW:   “HIS”   1953 Buick. . . . photographed by Renee Ashley Baker

 FOR  AMERICA  &   RUSSIA:  (Red, White & Blue)

CLICK  LINK:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rk78eCIx4E

 

FOR  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER:

FIRST–A  WEDDING. . . .

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will get married to a handsome and successfull Jewish (or non-Jewish) man.  Renee Ashley Baker will wear Jimmy Choo’s  white satin wedding shoes (pictured above)  

   RENEE   ASHLEY  BAKER   AS  DESIGNER. . . .

 

  I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to design a collection  as follows: 

1.  A hatbox for Hermes named, “Irmgard”  (because my Mother-Mrs.  B–loved hats) 

2.  A Train Case/Make Up Case for Louis Vuitton

3.   Crocodile Handbags for Samantha Thavasa

 IN  NEW YORK: (FOR  RENEE ASHLEY BAKER)

1.  Rothschild Bank

2.  The Weinstein Company

3.  Chanel

4.  Jimmy Choo

5.  Eleanor Lambert’s PR people (to handle my “social calendar)

6.  Andrew Glassman and “High Society”

  7.  FORD  MODELING  AGENCY (spokes modeling for  General Motors  Fisker  Karma)

Renee Ashley Baker’s   Symphony: 

 (New York  Philharmonic) 

VIEW  VIDEO:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JQ-MP116v8

   RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  KNIGHT:

                  (Sir Noel Coward) 

(“Good-bye Sir Edward M Kennedy”)

  VIEW  VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgcTHf3tbtc

plus…. 

 

 

 

 

“GrandPa  Dances  A  Jig”   (Or  maybe  a date for  Renee ?)

VIEW  VIDEO:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

 

“Did He Say Monkey?”

  VIEW  VIDEO:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

 

NOW. . . . FOR  “THE  RECIPES”

 

 

 

 

 

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S DEVIL EGGS (WITH  CAVIAR )

     Order at: http://www.1-800-caviar.com/deviled-eggs.html

 plus

        1.   HARVARD   BEETS

       2 1/2  cups sliced cooked or canned beets

       1/3   cup  sugar

        2  teaspoons cornstarch

        1/4  cup  vinegar

        1  tablespoon butter

      1.  Drain the beets, reserving one-quarter cup of the liquid.

     2.    Combine the sugar and cornstarch and stir in the vinegar and beet liquid (or water).    Cook , stirring , over low heat until the mixture is thickened and smooth. 

     3.  Add the beets and the butter and cook until heated through. 

     YIELD:  4 to 6 servings

 

2.  IRMA’S   ONION   SANDWICHES

      7  brioche or any fine-textured bread 

     18 small, wafer-thin slices raw onion 

      3/4 cup mayonaise

       salt to taste 

       1/2 cup minced parsley

       1.  Slice the brioche across in pieces about one-quarter inch thick; there should be about five slices from each brioche.  Cut the slices into rounds with a small biscuit cutter, about one inch in diameter.

       2.  Choose  small onions and slice them so that each circle will be a little smaller than the brioche rounds. 

      3.  Spread each piece of brioche with mayonnaise.  On half the pieces arrange one onion slice and season with salt.  Cover the onion with the remaining pices of brioche to make sandwiches. 

     4.  Spread the remaining mayonnaise on a wooden board and sprinkle the chopped parsley on another board.  Hold each sandwich lightly between thumb and finger so it will turn like a wheel.  Roll the edge in mayonnaise, then in parsley.  Set the sandwiches, as they are completed, on waxed paper and chill thoroughly.

 

3.  CAROUSEL GELATIN CUPS

       1 package (4 serving size)  JELL-O, any  red  flavor

       Animal crackers

       COOL  WHIP Whipped Topping, thawed 

      PREPARE  gelatin as directed on package:

     2.  Pour into individual serving dishes. 

     3.  Chill until firm, about 2 hours. 

     4.  Arrange cookies around inside rim of each dish. 

     5.  Garnish with whipped topping

    YIELD:  4  Servings

     Prep time: 10 minutes   and  Chill time: 2 hours

 

 

4.  STARS AND STRIPES GELATIN DESSERT

      Click for Recipe: http://www.jellorecipes.net/Jello-Recipes/jello-cake-recipe/4th-of-july-jello-flag-cake.php

 

5.  COUNTRY TIME LEMONADE PUNCH (“Summer Punch”)

    1 six-ounce can frozen lemon juice

    1/2  cup light corn syrup

    1 quart  ginger ale

    1  tray ice cubes

   1.  Empty the lemon juice into a large pitcheer and stir in the syrup.

  2.  At serving time, add the giner ale and ice cubes.  Mix well and serve immediately. 

     YIELD:  8  servings

 

6.  RENEE’S  ASHLEY BAKER’S  SPARKLING TIME SUMMER CHAMPAGNE PUNCH  (“Tropical Tea Punch”) 

   1 quart freshly brewed tea

   1 cup sugar

   2 cups (1 pint) cognac

  1/2 cup (4 ounces) light rum    (SIR CAPTAIN MORGAN)

   1 can frozen pineapple chunks, de-frosted, with liquid

   2 bottles dry champagne, chilled (MOET)

   Fresh peeled fruit, cut in cubes, and melon balls for garnish.

   1. When the tea has cooled to room temperature, stir in the sugar until it has dissolved. 

2.  Combine the tea, cognac, rum and pineapple chunks.  Chill thoroughly.  Meanwhile, fill a ring mold or a star mold with water and freeze. 

3.  When ready to serve, pour the tea mixture into a punch bowl.  Unmold the ice and add to the bowl.  Pour in the champagne and garnish with fresh fruit and melon balls.

7.        AND   when shopping don’t forget the . . . .

    

 

 

 

 

 

( Salt: As In Being Worth One’s . . . .)

BELOW:

 RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  FAVORITE  SUPERMARKETS

 

 

 

 

                                (for riding in style) 

and 

 For Finding A Husband….

 

THE “YES” LIST

              I, Renee Ashley Baker, wear Chanel cosmetics, I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been drinking Perrier Water since the late 1970’s and Neiman Marcus is STILL  my (Renee Ashley Baker’s )store) 

1.  Perrier 

 2.  Chanel Cosmetics 

3.  AT & T 

4.  IBM 

 5.  Nikon 

6.  Moet Champagne 

7.  Creme de la Mer

8.  Swarovski 

9.  Rolex 

10.  Neiman Marcus

  11.  (YES to a total of 21 companies)

   and

  THE NO LIST:

NO TO GALE HURD /NO TO GAIL KATZ

NO To Julia Roberts

NO To Johnny Depp (Johnny Depp will NOT be sold any songs written by Renee Ashley Baker)

No To Emeril LeGasse

No To Anthony LaPaglia

No To Robert Loggia

NO To  Tyra Banks

 No  To Beyonce Knowles

 No to Universal, NO to MCA/Farm, No to Grammercy, No to NBC

No to Warner Bros

No to Madonna (No to Madonna’s Company)

NO TO WHITNEY HOUSTON

NO TO ELIZABETH TAYLOR’S COMPANY:  Elizabeth Taylor’s company will not be manufacturing nor licensing eyeglass frames nor perfume with nor under the name Renee Ashley Baker

(NO To All Others Renee Ashley Baker Has Previously Said “NO” To.) 

SHOUT OUT :

To News and Entertainment Bloggers  You May  Link To This Blog (copy and paste link below)

LINK:  https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com

FINALLY:  THINGS TO DO IN YOUR TOWN ON THE 4TH OF JULY

 

  CLICK    http://dating.suite101.com/article.cfm/4th_of_july_date_ideas

 

(rbstudios@yahoo.com)

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Garage Door Safety/Security: Garage Door Opener With Fingerprint I.D. (read below)

June 22, 2010

 

HOME   SAFETY 

 NEED  BARB  WIRE?       THEN  READ  ON…. 

 

 

IF–IF–there has been a rash of auto break-ins in your neighborhood (meaning smashing car windows and stealing Ipods, GPS, Laptops, and GARAGE DOOR OPENERS) maybe–you should  look into  garage door openers that work only with YOUR  fingerprint  I.D. 

TRY:  The Biometrix Master Lock Smart Touch Garage Door Opener  (pictured above).

VISIT:  http://www.automatedhome.co.uk/New-Products/Biometric-Garage-Door-Opener.html

 ALSO  TRY:

  Kwikset Smartscan Biometric Fingerprint I.D.  Deadbolt Lock sold by BRICK HOUSE SECURITY  (pictured above) .

VISIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42s69ZmmsEg&feature=related

 THE ABOVE PRODUCTS CAN BE PURCHASED ACROSS THE U.S. INCLUDING:  NEW YORK, D.C., PHILADELPHIA, NEW HAVEN, NEW PORT ETC  ETC  ETC

AND…. 

 About  Renee Ashley Baker

           4   DATES   WITH   RENEE   ASHLEY   BAKER

RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  PRESENTLY  HAS   HER   PROFILE  ON  EHARMONY,   JDATE,   AND  HANNIDATE….

QUALIFICATIONS  (Non-Negotiable):

1.  He must be Caucasian. (No religious preference–I love Jewish men ! )

2. He must reside in Colorado, or East Coast USA, or Canada,  or in Europe (but NOT in California).

3. He must earn  $250,000 – $1 million dollars per year.

SHOUT OUT TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S MEN ON:

 

AND…Renee Ashley Baker will be signing up with Selective Search Dating Service (on Park Avenue in  New York City)

BELOW: 

Renee  Ashley  Baker’s   Choo  Choos . . . .

BELOW:   Renee Ashley Baker as The Mermaid . . . .

  

 

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to “get married”, design “handbags” and  design “jewelry boxes”  and sit on yachts in Monaco, Monte Carlo sipping champagne and scooping up beluga caviar…. 

                                                     and  now

SHOUT OUT TO MEDIA BLOGGERS AND LIFESTYLE BLOGGERS:

    Do  LINK  TO   This Blog:   “About Renee Ashley Baker”

www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com 

 

   (NOW   SCROLL   DOWN  BELOW   FOR   FATHERS)

                                            

                                                   

 

NEW!–LOVE MATCH? Yep, On A Date(Plus To My Colorado eHarmony Men Be Sure And Read My Profile Update)

June 14, 2010

  

              4  DATES . . . .  WITH   RENEE   ASHLEY   BAKER

 

 

QUALIFICATIONS:  Renee Ashley Baker’s Man must be:

1.    He must be  Caucasian 

2.  He must earn between $250,000-$1 million dollars per year. 

3. He must reside on the East Coast (U.S.), or he must reside in Canada, or he must reside in Europe, he can reside in COLORADO  (but not in California). 

4.  He must be 50-70 Years of Age .   ( No religious preference but I love Jewish Men!)   

 5.   He must like country clubs, golf clubs, tennis clubs, or yacht clubs.  Now–the dates are where?

 First Date:  Lunch

Panda Express (Cherry Creek/Denver)

 

Second Date: Weekend Getaway

 

St. Julien Hotel (Boulder Colorado) 

 

Third Date: Another Weekend Getaway !

  Hotel Jerome (Aspen Colorado)

To order an “Aspen Crud” at the hotel’s  J-Bar (It is the famous Bourbon and Ice Cream drink the hotel has been serving since Prohibition.  It’s beyond delicious !)

 Fourth Date: (5 Nites in Fabulous New York City!) 

Le Parker Meridien (New York, New York) 

 and

 What should Renee Ashley Baker pack for a “Weekend Getaway ?”       Why  a crocodile, of course….

 (above, crocodile handbag by Chanel) 

 

WHAT ABOUT FATHER’S  DAY?

IF  DAD IS  DIVORCED  TRY:

 

 GET DAD A  GIRLFRIEND ON EHARMONY (register Dad at eHarmony.com)…AND 

Did You Know?   

According to the Pope  (Tara Parker Pope, New York Times columist) THAT–the nose knows which MAN is right for you.  That–the smell of a MAN has a lot to do with whether or not he is the compatible–the ‘right’ — MAN for you.   So, ladies do notice his Creed…. 

 

and

 Jesse James:  Is he Smart or Dumb?

 Renee Ashley Baker says “DUMB!”  because–Spike TV just voted Sandra Bullock the “sexiest woman alive”.    So there Jesse eat you know what Jesse….

 and 

 

and now:  

 Renee Ashley Baker sings a song she wrote FOR MEN

HEAR ENTIRE SONG \”CUPID CUPID BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER\”

Memorial Day: At Home, Away and Baby Makes Three (What About GA GA You Say?….view below)

May 24, 2010

 

Presenting:   My Poker Face (below)….

 

Memorial Day on MySpace 

 Listen To Renee Ashley Baker’s New Song

 

                                                                     

Thank You Father”   from Renee Ashley Baker      

        

                                                                  plus    

    And,  Fergie the former Duchess of  York  said:  “Missouri ?”

                  When  Prince Andrew said: “Clarksville” 

  

   A GA GA MEMORIAL DAY?        YEP, I LIKE HER TOO

     VIEW: (click link below) for….

              A  BAD  ROMANCE

                 

  

           MY POKER FACE ?       

                                         

                                          Memorial Day In America

  

                                             Things To Do (At Home) 

 

Grillin !                 

Napoleon Gemini Gourmet Grill

 

Or:

Want  A   Portable  Fireplace?

 Try  The  “Conmoto Travel Fireplace”    ( Buy at:  ameico com  Cost: $3,000)

Like To “Do It Yourself?”   Try….

Lowes Build Your Own Backyard Firepit

  

 For Spectacular Eats On Memorial Day Try….   
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Lobster, Steaks and Crab Cakes from Lobstergram com

 

 

 Places To Go On Memorial Day: 

               In  D.C.:

http://www.202area.com/memorialday/

           In  New York:

 http://manhattan.about.com/od/summerinnewyorkcity/a/memorialdaynyc.htm

                 And

    For Next Month?     FATHER’S  DAY!

   (below are some gift ideas for dad)

above, Rolex (of course)

Patek Philippe Chronograph

and Patek Philipe
 
the Breitling Colt
 
 

Louis Vuitton Tambour Chronograph

 
                                                                  and  Louis
 
 
 OR….If Dad Reads?
     (a bestseller on Amazon) 
      
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

George Washington's Sacred Fire by Peter A Lillback

 

 and….

 (an autographed copy of Michael Medved’s new book buy at Michael Medved com)  

Like  To Phone?  There’s always AT & T (Samsung Blackjack)

 
 
 
  
 
 Got A  24 kt  Gold  Dad?

Why  not  a  24kt  Gold  and  Diamond  Ipad….Cost:  $190,000  by Stuart Hughes  (London England)

 
Below some things for “new” Mommies….

TAGA convertible stroller/bike (on tour in Cologne Germany)

        (above, The TAGA convertible stroller.  Cost:  $1500)

 

Clothing For Baby? 

Snopea Sprouts

   

 Toys  For  Baby…. 
  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Oompa Toys

 

  and

 some things for laughs (and love):   

               VIDEO 1  : (click link below)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR3rK0kZFkg

              VIDEO 2:  (click link below)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0vMoNfSCwc

 

and Parents….

 for Home Safety and Security:  LOCK!

(The Kwikset Biometric Fingerprint Lock at Brick House Security …. Click link below to view video)

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42s69ZmmsEg&feature=related

and

 for my SPONSORS:

(To any and all COMPANIES interested in sponsoring this blog please email Renee Ashley Baker at  rbstudios@yahoo.com)

Recipes–Wednesday–(From The New York Times) 

1.  CRAB AND ARTICHOKE CANAPES

1/2 cup Russian dressing 

 1/4 teaspoon dry mustard 

1 six-ounce can crabmeat, pick over well 

 1 ten-ounce can artichoke bottoms, drained

2 tablespoons chopped parsley

  Lemon wedges 

 1.  Combine the Russian dressing and mustard and fold in the crabmeat, mixing lightly but thoroughly. 

 2.  Pile the mixture on the artichoke bottoms.  Just before serving, brown the canapes in a preheated broiler and sprinkle with chopped parsley.  Garnish with lemon wedges and serve immediately. 

 Yield:  8 to 12 canapes

 

2.   CANAPES  A LA SIMON  

  1.  Cut small rounds of thinkly sliced bread with a biscuit cutter and toast in broiler. 

2.  In a skillet, cook six or seven slices bacon until soft, chop and mix with one cup Major Grey’s chutney. 

3.  Spread the mixture ont he toast rounds and broil in a preheated broiler about five inches from the source of heat until a slight crust is formed on top and the canapes are heated through.

Yield:  About 2 dozen canapes

 

 3.  SHERRIED  SHRIMP

24 medium shrimp, shelled and deveined

1/4 cup soy sauce

1/4 cup sherry

1/4 cup salad oil

1 teaspoon powdered giner, or 1 tablespoon fresh ginger root, ground

1 clove garlic, finely chopped

1.  Marinate the raw shrimp in the remaining ingredients one hour or less. 

2.  Place the shrimp with a little of the marinade in a skillet and cook three or four minutes, until the shrimp are done.  If possible, use an electric skillet. 

Yield:  4 servings

 4.  RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S TIPS FOR SERVING COLD DRINKS:

          a.  Freeze ice cubes containing:  Olives, cocktail onions and twists of lemon. 

          b.   When mixing drinks just pop one of these ice cubes into the glass

 SHOUT OUT TO:   All Renee Ashley Baker’s Men on eHarmony

                          “Love to my men”   from Renee Ashley Baker

 

                                 

SHOUT OUT TO:  My Friends at “Selective Search” Matchmaking Service (on Park Avenue in New York)

 

                                   HAPPY  MEMORIAL DAY TO MY READERS!

 p.s.  Also For Memorial Day 

 (scroll down)

 

Einstein Tuesday then Wednesday (COMPLETED)

May 10, 2010

 

Cupid (Friend To Renee)

“Cupid  Cupid”

 by

Renee Ashley Baker

  Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker

 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 

 (verse)

In comes Tony, Pete,  Paul  and Kyle 

 In to visit, to talk for a while

  There sits Susie,  she’s in every night 

 Terri, Sarah, they can’t get it right 

 There sits Freddy, his sex on the phone 

Who’s  to judge him,  just leave him alone

(chorus)

 Cupid, Cupid

It’s last call again 

 Even though, love’s gone stupid

We all need a friend 

Cupid, Cupid

 It’s last call again 

 Even though, love’s gone stupid

 We all need a friend

 

 

 

I  FOUND  IT !      SO  VIEW  IT !

VIDEO MY SPACE: Cupid Cupid by Renee Ashley Baker

 (plus…listen to Renee Ashley Baker talking — click link below–then download….)

Cupid Cupid (WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SONG?)

 plus….

 

HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE

  Headlines read  “I rapped him!”

Tiger Woods:  Smart or Dumb? 

(My answer?   Smarty , Dummy,  or Bulgy — Tiger Woods has made $500  million dollars) 

LISTEN TO (Read):   “The Tiger Wife Rap”  by Renee Ashley Baker (click link below)

THE TIGER WIFE RAP by Renee Ashley Baker

(My choice to sing my “Tiger Wife Rap”  is Margaret Cho )

plus….

HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE 2

  Headlines read  “I counted — Er–  I   a-counted — him!”.

Mel Gibson: Smart or Dumb? 

 (My answer is smart because Mel Gibson is worth $1  billion dollars and because “Close is a lingerie store without….”)

plus….HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE 3 

 Headlines read  “I sued him!”.   (Susan Boyle is suing her brother because he won’t leave her alone!)

Susan Boyle: Smart or Dumb?

  (My answer is smart because SHE dreamed a dream….)     

plus….

RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  FINANCES 

1.  eHarmony: 350 Men (I’m on eharmony to WED  a ‘smooching partner) 

2.  TV Appearance (on ‘High Society”) 

 3.  Desiger (Renee Ashley Baker will design Samantha Thavasa Handbags and Swarovski Crystal “Pandora’s Jewelry Boxes”.

  4.  Spokes Model with Ford Modeling Agency (possible 21 companies including General Motors, AT&T, IBM ). 

5.    Novelist  (“7 COLORS” by Renee Ashley Baker). 

  6.   Motion Picture Producer for 20th Century Fox, Paramount, Disney, The Weinstein Company  (for motion picture productions of “S.O.L.” and “7 COLORS”). 

 7.  New Yorker &  Monocan  (Renee Ashley Baker will reside in New York and in Monaco Monte Carlo)

 RENEE ASHLEY BAKER: Smart or Dumb? 

My answer:  Smart

now…How  Smart  Are  You?  

Take the “Dumb Test” to see how dumb or smart ou may be:  Visit:  www.QuizRocket.com/dumb-test       

plus….

Joan Rivers “Can We Talk –About How They Got To Be Millionaires ?”….

 

Watch Joan Rivers new TV show “How’d You Get So Rich?” 

 (on TV Land–check your local listings for day and time)

plus….

SHOUT  OUT  TO:  Samantha  Thavasa 

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, would love to design a collection of handbags for Samantha Thavasa….

plus….

SHOUT OUT TO CORY VOORHIS

(If you want to “SELL”  your story—you can reach me through Bill Taylor he knows where to write to me). 

SHOUT OUT  2:   TO WARBLING CHRISSY & COPIER JOANNE  (STOP copying!  And stop reading this website.  This website is only for THE TALENTED!)

STOUT OUT 3:  LAWSUIT (click link below) 

http://www.lawweekonline.com/2010/05/denver-oks-65000-in-settlements-for-two-lawsuits/

SHOUT OUT 4:  To Bloggers on the Blogasphere 

(LINK  TO  THIS  BLOG PAGE!)

 plus….

Still “NO”

NO to Gwen Stefani

(Gwen Stefani will not get any song written by Renee Ashley Baker) 

2.  No to John Elway

3.  No to John Caldera (I’ll talk to  Mr. Limbaugh, Mr. Geddy and Serius/XM)

4.  No to Kellie  and No to the dark haired Italian one.  I have no reason to talk with either of these two newspeople–I do not need an appointment with either of you.  (2theDeuce Denver)

5.  No to Melanie Griffith

6.  No to George Clooney

7. No to Warner Bros, No to Universal and NO to all others Renee Ashley Baker has peviously said “NO” to.

 

REPRESENTATION (plus Renee Ashley Baker is moving to New York plus…”Hi to Paul Johnson” from Renee Ashley Baker)

April 27, 2010

  

 

READ  “CUPID”  VIDEO:

CUPID VIDEO

 

plus

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

IS

 SEEKING   REPRESENTATION

(LITERARY)

FOR   PLACEMENT   OF 

1.   My Screenplay “S.O.L.”   (To A Motion Picture Producer)

2.  My Novel “7 COLORS”       ( To A Book Publisher)

 

re:  “S.O.L.”

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will talk with  a first time “producer” (aka  Movie “Angel”) provided he (or she) agrees to cover development costs.

 

MOTION  PICTURE  DEVELOPMENT (Ideally Takes 3 Months) as follows:

 1.  Screenplay Development (3-12 months)

        Cost $100,000 (advance for 1st & 2nd Drafts) 

 2.  Production  Office (3-12 months)   

       Cost $24,000 ($2,000 per month) 

 3.  Legal & Accounting (3-12 Months) 

       Cost:  $_____ 

4.  Development Meetings (3-12 months)

      Cost $_____

5.  Co-Executive Producer (Renee Ashley      Baker)

       Cost $_____

6.  Production Company On Board/Attached

        Cost:  (Paid by Studio)

7.  Script Breakdown and Budget 

       Cost:  (Reimbursed by Studio)

8.  Director On Board/Attached 

      Cost:  (Paid by Studio) 

9.  Studio On Board (20th Century Fox/Paramount,Disney,The Weinstein Company)

 TOTAL Development Costs:   $_____

***Still  “NO” to Gale Katz,  “NO”  to Gail  Hurd and…”NO” to California.

 

Plus

 

TO MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS….

 I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will try to keep my Facebook page up to date….I, Renee Ashley Baker, look forward to adding Paul Johnson Calderon (and the other cast members of “High Society”) to my list of Facebook frends–that is–when I figure out how to make a Facebook Friends List (L.O.L.)

(above, Paul Johnson Calderon)

plus….

FOR  MOTHER’S  DAY

 Renee Ashley Baker’s Perfume?  (by Chanel)

plus….FOR MOTHER’S DAY

A POSTER OF YOUR  MOM? 

       WHY NOT!

 

PLUS….

 

TRIPOD

 

VIEW TRIPOD WEBSITE

 

  PLUS…A BOOK ?(OKAY TO BE COMPLETED  ON MY SCHEDULE)

 

now….The Hamptons for The Summer 

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am seeking a man to take me to “the Hamptons” for the summer.  Rent the house?  or Book the hotel?

QUALIFICATIONS:  The ‘MAN’  must be one of my eHarmony matches…. 

 OTHER  QUALIFICATIONS:   He  must be Caucasian.  But no religious preference (I love Jewish men!)….

   (Check my eHarmony profile for further details) 

 SHOUT OUT:    Love and Kisses to my 300 EHarmony “men”.    To my 300 eHarmony “love matches”….

plus….

LISTEN TO:  “Cupid Cupid by Renee Ashley Baker”

(The song “Cupid  Cupid” by Renee Ashley Baker to be uploaded to Amaze.fm)

 

New Years Resolutions From Renee Ashley Baker

January 2, 2010

THE “OCTO-MEL”….

SHOUTOUT TO MEL GIBSON: “Happy Birthday Mel!”

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS (FOR 2010)

1. A WEDDING: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “get married” during the year 2010 to a handsome blue-eyed man (I have 150 men that I have been “love matched” with on eHarmony).

2. AN EXERCISE ROUTINE: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “stick to” my exercise routine in the year 2010 of Nordic Trac ski machine, ballet bar and Jonathan Urla pilates.

3. A MODEL LIFE: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “sign a contract with” Ford Modeling Agency (in New York City).

4. AN OPERA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “attend the opera” in the year 2010 (I have never liked R & B)

5. A RESEARCH PROJECT: I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “self fund” my “autism research project” in November of 2010. My charity will be called, “Special Olympics 2” and I will headquarter my charity in Monaco Monte Carlo (I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to clarify that I am NOT with grandmothers, meaning that I do NOT have any grandchildren because I DO NOT HAVE ANY CHILDREN (besides–I’m not old enough to be a grandmother !) However I will have my charity “Special Olympics 2” to raise and dote over in the year 2011…)

plus….

FOUR SHOUTOUTS TO:

SURI!

Suri Cruise in Red Dress

“A BODACIOUS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR TO SURI CRUISE” FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

and to:

THE SIMPSONS….

The Simpons

“HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY TO THE SIMPSONS” FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

and to:

ZAVELLA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have Zavella put my face on a T-Shirt. Zavella is located in Cherry Creek Shopping Center and sells
T-shirts made of organically grown cotton. (Entrepreneur Zavella began by selling her T-shirts in Farmer’s Markets.)

and to:

WEDDING SINGERS

A WEDDING IN 2010 FOR RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ?

(Renee Ashley Baker has 155 Men on eHarmony To “Date”….25 of them live in Colorado….HI, GUYS, I’LL BE SEEING YA !)

plus…

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be living in Highlands Ranch (Denver) during the year 2010..CLICK WORDS SHEA HOMES HIGHLANDS RANCH DENVER below to see beautiful Highlands Ranch homes (which sell for $500,000 – $1,000,000 )

Shea Homes Highlands Ranch Denver

plus….

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

After moving to Highlands Ranch (in Denver) Renee Ashley Baker will be signing a contract with Ford Modeling Agency to be a SpokesModel for 21 Companies–for $21 million dollars. (Companies that include Chanel cosmetics–“Renee Perfume by Chanel”, Jimmy Choo, AT&T, IBM Computers, Rolex, General Motors and Swarovski for a line of jewelry boxes designed by Renee Ashley Baker to be called, “Pandora’s Box”).

TEA: By the Spot (and By the Pot)

November 2, 2009
christofle-tea-service

Renee Ashley Baker's Christofle Tea Service

TEA: A HOW TO

On white linen sit delicate tea cups and saucers and — tea sandwiches (for a Parlor), tea cakes (for a Cozy), or smoked eggs (for an Adventurous) tea !

Parlor
(The Tea)
Spring First
Gold Tipped Assam
Large Wulong Signal Fancy
(The Tea Sandwiches)
Smoked Salmon and Watercress
Cucumber and Mint
Tomato and Butter

COZY
(The Tea)
Earl Grey Massala Chai
(The Tea Cakes)
Ginger-Lime Cookies
Bourbon Currant Cookies
Tea Buns

ADVENTUROUS
(The Tea)
Chinese Oolong
(The Tea Sandwiches)
Curried Chicken
Smoked Eggs

Where To Buy:
Specialty Cookies: La Tour d’Argent distributed by Crossings Speciality Tea: McNulty’s Tea in New York City
Specialty Tea Club: The Tea Club (1-800 385 5532)

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
1. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet 60 Men (the 60 eHarmony men) that she has been “love matched” with on eHarmony).
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will sign with Ford Modeling Agency (in New York City) for representation to 21 Companies (which include Chanel, Chanel cosmetics–“Renee Perfume by Chanel”, Jimmy Choo, AT&T/Blackjack and Swarovski for a line of “jewelry boxes” to be designed by Renee Ashley Baker called “Pandora”)

New York: Wine Lovers Delight….

October 5, 2009

“Monk in White by Benedictine Oblate” (at Menkbabeus on Flickr)

Holloween Pumpkin #02 by Zero 79 on Flickr

Holloween Pumpkin #02 by Zero 79 on Flickr

Benedictine Monk in White

Benedictine Monk in White

City Winery (New York)

City Winery (New York)

NEED A CITY ‘WINE COUNTRY’? HOW ABOUT CITY WINERY?….

In the heart of the West Village sits Michael Dorf’s wine factory/wine club. City Winery with its French Oak and Stainless Steel barrels lets you create (customize) your own wine! You start by joining City Winery’s exclusive “wine club” (for an annual fee of $5,000). This $5,000 membership fee lets you (a) customize your wine and (b) take home 250 bottles of your own label….After you’ve created your private label you can enjoy same table side in the concert hall atop the winery. (Michael Dorf also owns the popular “Knitting Factory”.

WINE: THE DRINK FOR LOVERS….

A German Wine? (photo by Tim Panell/Corbis)

A German Wine? (photo by Tim Panell/Corbis)

THE HISTORY OF WINE MAKING: Did you know that in the Middle Ages the Benedictine Monks became the largest producers of wine in France and Germany? Dom Perignon was a Benedictine Monk.

WANT WINE CLUB 101 AND HOME DELIVERY ?

12 Mile Merlot

12 Mile Merlot

“The Discovery Club” wine club from The Wall Street Journal….
Visit: http://www.WSJwine com

re: eHARMONY

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking forward to ‘drinking a glass of wine’ with the wonderful men I’ve been “matched with” on eHARMONY. I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been “Love Matched” with 34 eHARMONY men and I know that at least ONE of them is right for me…

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER:

Renee Ashley Baker resides in Cherry Creek/Denver (and Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to Germany and then later moving to Monaco Monte Carlo). I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be traveling to New York City (hopefully with one of my “eHARMONY men”) to sign a contract with Ford Modeling Agency. Ford Modeling Agency will represent Renee Ashley Baker to 21 Companies (which include Moet/Louis Vuitton, Jimmy Choo, Chanel, Chanel Perfume–that is, “Renee Perfume by Chanel”– Chanel Cosmetics) and…Rolex of Switzerland….