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HAPPY FATHER’S DAY 2014! Great Gift Ideas For Dad (plus “Good-Bye To Maya Angelou”)….plus Yes to Disney Studios and Yes to Sony, and Yes to Nightlife Paris France !

May 27, 2014

READING FOR DAD “ON FATHER’S DAY”…

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

INTERSCOPE RECORDS (“NO TO EMINEM”): CLICK LINK TO READ MORE: http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

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NOW

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER HEADS TO FRANCE WITHOUT OPRAH, WITHOUT CHARLIZE, WITHOUT UNIVERSAL, WITHOUT INTERSCOPE (MEANING WITHOUT EMINEM’S JUNK)….

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO “GET AWAY” FROM THE NAME GALE/GAIL….

A 30 YEAR MORTGAGE WITH 20% DOWN????

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TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN–FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER:

IF– YOU SELL THIS HOUSE TO ME I’LL WRITE A “JAMES BOND” NOVEL FOR HARPER COLLINS AND THE IAN FLEMING PUBLICATIONS LTD (I’LL WRITE THE NOVEL INSIDE THIS VILLA….)….

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NOW….BON VOYAGE, I RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE LEAVING FOR FRANCE !

Renee Ashley Baker (above)

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NOW

FATHER’S DAY (2014)

BUY MY KENNEDY BOOK….

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ABOUT ….

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S “OTHER PAPA”….

President John F Kennedy and Family

My Mother Was “Snow White”…..

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING TO FRANCE to get away from the name GALE/GAIL….(and I will not be working with nor for Oprah Winfrey)….I, Renee Ashley Baker, am leaving so that I can “date” 52 handsome Caucasian Men a year.

And, I Renee Ashley Baker, will be “settling my lawsuit” (out of court) for no less than $60 Million Dollars….

Click On President JFK(above)to BUY “Irma’s House Of Numbers (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)”…

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President Obama with Daughters

President Obama (Commander-In-Chief and Dad-In-Chief) with Daughters Sasha and Malia.

AND….

MORE DADS…

The Absolute Funniest Comedy Duo: TOM and COLIN.

plus

Dimitrios Kambouris

Celebrities feed the homeless at the Los Angeles Mission

Will Smith Family

Daddy Kevin and his family

Mel Gibson and Lucia

Tom Cruise and Suri at Disney Typhoon Lagoon Water Park

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie take the kids to FAO Schwarz

Jay Z and Blue Ivy

(Pictured Above: Movie Directors Tom Hanks, Kevin Costner and Mel Gibson; Movie Actors Harrison Ford, Will Smith, Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, and Rapper/Music Impressario Jay-Z)

and…..

CONGRATULATIONS TO NEW DAD BRUCE WILLIS!

New Baby Evelyn with Big Sister Mabel Ray

Pictured Above is Bruce’s “new baby ” Beautiful Baby Girl Evelyn with big sister Mabel Ray ….

and

NOW…EVEN MORE DADS…

PAPA PIERRE WERTHEIMER

Pierre Wertheimer

Pierre, the Father of Gerard and Alain Wertheimer, founded with CoCo Chanel, the cosmetics and fashion GIANT “Chanel”. Chanel Inc is worth an estimated $19 billion dollars….(I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to France to launch ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN which hopefully will be “backed” by brothers Gerard and Alain…”Happy Father’s Day Papa Pierre”).

Chanel for Men Bleu

plus

“Good-Bye Maya Angelou” from Renee Ashley Baker

Maya Angelou was born in St. Louis Missouri in 1928.

Maya Angelou

St Louis Arc Gateway to the West

below….

FATHER’S DAY 2014….

WHAT TO GET DAD….

HAVE MONEY? DAD WILL TRAVEL…

TO EXOTIC LOCALS….

Cazenove-and-Lloyd Exotic Travel Agency

VISIT CAZENOV & LLOYD’S WEBSITE (CLICK HERE): http://www.cazloyd.com/en-gb/

and

ALWAYS FISCHER’S TRAVEL TRIP ADVERSORY

Exotic Travel

Arc de Triomphe

VISIT FISCHER’S ELITE TRAVEL
(CLICK HERE): http://www.elitetraveler.com/leaders-in-luxury/bill-fischer

Camper & Nicholson Yacht Rental

VISIT CAMPER & NICHOLSON LUXURY YACHT RENTAL IN SOUTH OF FRANCE (CLICK HERE): http://www.camperandnicholsons.com/contact/yacht-broker-antibes-159.htm

AND….

LOVE WINE?

TRY Astor Wine & Sprits (New York) or join City Winery New York’s Wine Club

Astor Wines & Spirits New York City

VISIT: CITY WINERY NEW YORK (CLICK LINK HERE): http://www.citywinery.com/newyork/

SUMMER BICYCLING YOUR CHOICE FOR SUMMER FUN?

Bobbin birdie bicycle safari

His and Hers Clos Cruiser by C Wonder

(Bobbin “Safari” Bicycle…. and…. His and Her Clos Cruisers by C Wonder)

and

Gift Ideas For Dad (Father’s Day 2014)

Tiffany & Co bronze swivel desk clock

(Tiffany & Co Bronze Swivel Desk Clock)

VISIT TIFFANY & CO (CLICK HERE): http://www.tiffany.com/International.aspx?&

and

LET’S NOT FORGET MINNIE & MICKEY….(IN PARIS !)

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NOW

About The House The Erma Foundation Built…I’ll Be Buying It With My Out of Court Settlement and Building It In East Hampton….This house will be owned by CP Irrevocable Trust and will have “two wings” (east and west) and will have “two elevators” plus “roof top guest quarters”. (I’ll still be residing in France nine months out of the year and in East Hampton three months out of the year)…Now… Below…view Katharine Hepburn’s Connecticut Manse (it’s up for sale at $14.8 Million)….

Katharine Hepburn Home for sale at 14.8 million

WANT ANTIQUES FOR DAD?

VISIT SOTHEBYS.COM

(Below The Lamont Dupont Collection….Lamont was the eldest Son of Irenee DuPont)

Sotheby Antiques

NOW….THE FATHER (aka FATHER TIME?)

The Patriarch The Remarkable Life and Turbulent Times of Joseph P Kennedy

Great Patriot and Patriarch Joseph P. Kennedy…He had nine children (one becoming the 35th President of the United States)….

and….

SHOUT OUT: To Lady de Rothschild
I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like you to become a Board Member of THE ERMA FOUNDATION (in organization)….

Lady de Rothschild

FOR A SAFE DAD

Bunker Hill Security Cameras with color monitor

Bunker Hill Security (with this color security system you get two cameras and a flat panel color monitor so that Dad can see whos lurking at the front (and back door)

need more gift ideas?

READ ON….

LG G FLEX SMARTPHONE $695

LG G Flex Smartphone

LG (with this smartphone you get reduced glare on video calls and increased audio quality for “voice only” calls).

HOOPTY DOOS FOR DAD?

Redshift Mx  by BRD Motorcycles

REDSHIFT’S MX (BY BRD MOTORCYCLES) $14, 995

OLD VINYL RECORDS STILL DAD’S FAVORITES?

Orbit Plus Vinyl Record Player by Uturn Audio

Orbit Plus (A vinyl record player by Boston’s U-turn Audio $279)

OR…

GOT A MODERN DAD WHO WANTS SUPERIOR “DIGITAL” STEREO SOUND ?

Bang and Olufsen BeoSound 8

Bang & Olufsen BeoSound…(What More Can I Say?)

WHAT TO PLAY ON DAD’S BEOSOUND?

Looking Into You A Tribute To Jackson Browne

Why Not “Looking Into You: A Tribute To Jackson Browne”

DAD LIKE TV?

Band and Olufsen Beovision 103 Plasma Flat Panel

Bang & Olufsen Beovision (This is Bang & Olufsen’s newest flat panel “103”….)

WHAT WILL DAD WATCH?

How About “Turn” (the new AMC spy series)

The Agent AMC New Spy Series

Turn

DAD LIKE TO DISCO ? (WITH MOM OF COURSE)

Paris France’s Hottest Discotheques …..

The Buddha Room and…Maceo

(yes THAT Maceo…the one that was with James Brown)

Buddha Paris France

Maceo Paris France

NOW MORE LUXURY TRAVEL IDEAS

Bali Como Shambhala Estate

BALI: COMO SHAMBHALA ESTATE

Koh Samui Kamalaya

KOH SAMUI: KAMALAYA RESORT

Maldives One and Only Reethi Rah Private Island

MALDIVES: ONE & ONLY REETHI RAH PRIVATE ISLAND

Mustique via abercrombie kent destinations

AND…

MUSTIQUE: The Caribbean Island Where The British Royal Family Vacations (an Abercombrie Kent destination pictured above)

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NOW….

DISNEY IF I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, GET A 7 YEAR EXCLUSIVE CONTRACT….(NO I.P.O. and NO DISNEY STOCK)….. I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL HIRE MY “ACTORS”….

Plus….I, Renee Ashley Baker, have found a “fabulous” house that I want to BUY on the French Riviera (on the Cote d’Azur) and I’ll buy this house with my “out of court settlement” (minimum $60 Million Dollars) or I’ll buy the house on the French Riviera with the $30 Million Dollars that I’m getting through the 70% sale of Erma French Perfume and Design, which I’ll headquarter in France and will hopefully sell to The Wertheimers)….

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Mother’s Day 2014: Happy Mother’s Day: Always Love To My Mother Erma/Irma from Renee Ashley Baker….( Renee Ashley Baker to “Produce” for Disney Movie Studios?….No To Meryl Streep and No to Oprah Winfrey)

May 5, 2014

NOW…

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY FROM MINNIE !

Minnie Mouse Mother's Day Gift Box

Sister Act 2

“Sister 1, Sister 2, Sister 3″ (Halleluyah, Sister Act 7 !)
By Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker
All Rights Reserved

1. Whoopi talks to the three “SISTERS” on the “speaker phone” in their hotel room (aka the “briefing”). The three “SISTERS” are not really SISTERS but are cousins (aka the three daughters of three “Sisters”). The three SISTERS are given their tickets, passports and luggage and told “Bon Voyage”. (As always “SISTER #2” says “oh wait a minute” and she runs off to get something that she’s forgotten and wants to take on their “job”). What IS that something?

2. The three “SISTERS” board the ship (the Sea Odyssey); they sail; and when they “walk off ship” they are “IN UNIFORM”.

3. The three “SISTERS” check into their hotel suites (at the Renaissance), have the “bell hop” wheel up their luggage, then rush out of their rooms, eager to “sight see”.

4. While walking through the hotel they hear music coming from the “crowded” ballroom (Musical Number 1).

5. After a whirlwind of a “mini tour” they arrive back at their hotel. They decide to “hang out” in SISTER 2’s suite. “SISTER 2”, always alert, notices a “mysterious cryptic message” coming over her “laptop”. The message says, in big letters, WHO? WHAT? WHEN? WHY? HOW? “SISTER 2” is baffled but “SISTER 3” suggests that it’s merely “Cyber Suri” the hotel concierge. The three SISTERS order lunch (via Cyber Suri). While waiting for lunch –for room service –to be delivered, “SISTER 1” notices, on the hotel TV, an important news flash. “Could this be what we’re looking for?”, says “SISTER 1”. The three SISTERS, stand alert, staring at the TV screen…

TO BE CONTINUED ?

(The above “Introduction”, which was written by Renee Ashley Baker, will not be sold to DreamWorks. It will be sold to Disney Studios ONLY….UNFORTUNATELY, Oprah Winfrey has been “eliminated” from the cast of “Halleluyah! Sister Act 7”.

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(above the Beautiful Mrs A/B aka Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother wearing “Real” 24kt Gold Rings and “Real” Diamond Pendant) and below a beautiful Crocodile Handbag by Tiffany & Co…(Renee Ashley Baker will hopefully designing the “Irmigard” crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co).

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Below The Cote D’Azur…

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Now, Back To Mommy(aka Her Majesty) and Her McQueen Crocodile Heels and Her Bentley 1919 Flying Spur !

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Clive Christian Perfume

McQueen Crocodile

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The Perfect Mother (the Lady Erma/Irmigard).

I, Renee Ashey Baker, had the “perfect Mother” who—who–had many “successes”. My Mother Erma/Irma raised three children who each have become “millionaires”. My brother JAMES who was career U.S. Air Force (serving 28 years) and who lived in New York in the early 1960’s (he lived on “5th Avenue” a block away from Jackie Kennedy Onassis) and who ran (for 20 years) a “department” for the city of New York mad $2 million dollars over his life time…..My Sister “Miss M” (who I call the Empress from Hong Kong) was a U.S. Air Force Master Sargeant’s wife (for over 40 years) and who is a Country Club Democrat and who has been invited twice to the Obama Presidential Inaugurals in 2008 and 2011. And myself—who will settle for a “out of court lawsuit settlement”. (My Mother Erma/Irma carried me, in her arms, onto U.S. Air Force bases in St. Louis Missouri when I was two years of age. My Mother Erma/Irma, in addition to paying for my ballet lessons also baught and paid for two houses–one being a “mini mansion” brought over from Paris France in the mid-1920’s by a JEWISH millionaire who was also a St. Louis “Judge”. My Mother Erma/Irma would “let me play” inside Stix Baer Fuller, and Famous & Barr whenever she’d “go shopping” there in St. Louis Missouri. My Mother Erma/Irma also “amassed” a “small fortune” of her own she had $262,000 credit line in her bank account (of course My Mother Erma/Irma had a a reverse mortgage and continued to have “expensive” things hanging in her closet from Bloomingdales in New York). My Mother Erma/Irma was an “Eastern Star” married to my father Mr. Ashley who was a “MASON”…..It is for My Mother Erma/Irma that I will be moving to France and launching “Erma French Perfume and Design” (hopefully with The Wertheimers, owners of Chanel).

Below “Portrait of a Lady 1919″….

Portrait of a Lady 1919

NOW….MOORE GREAT MOMS !

Mother Rose Kennedy 2

Michelle Obama 1

Michelle Obama 2

Michelle Obama 3

Mother Carter

Princess Grace Kelly of Monaco Monte Carlo

Princess Diana

Princess Kate Middleton

Susan Rice

UN Ambassador Samantha Powers

Elisabeth Warren

Hillary Clinton

Beverly Johnson 2014

Jane Birkin 2014

Jerry Hall 2014

Jane Seymour

Kathy Hilton

Estee Lauder

Nita Ambani

Lauren Powell Jobs

Madeleine Pickens

Karen Zuckerberg

Astrid Menks

MOTHERS WHO LOVE DINING….

Normas Restaurant New York

(above Norma’s Restaurant …Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite….They Serve the $1,000 Caviar and Lobster Mother’s Day Omlet. Add the beautiful Tiffany & Co Emerald Butterfly Clip-Brooch to Mom’s Plate on May 11th)

Tiffany & Co Emerald Butterfly Clip Brooch

MOTHERS WHO LOVE TEA….

Mothers Christofle Tea Service

Royal Albert Rose Tea Cups

Heritage Lace Placemats

The French Art Of Tea

TEA SUPPLIES:

Mariage Tea & Coffee (New York)
McMulty’s Tea & Coffee (New York)
Dominique Ansell Bakery (New York)
William Poll Sandwiches (New York)
LaVie En Rose (New York)
Fortum & Mason (New York)

MOTHERS WHO LOVE PENDANTS:

Carved Creations The Page Pendant

Designs by Janessa fingerprint pendant

Tiffany & Co diamond heart lock pendant

MOTHERS WHO LOVE FRAGRANCE:

Elizabeth Arden Red Door

Jimmy Choo perfume

Chanel No 5 Perfume

Lady Primrose Royal Bathing and Skin Luxuries

MOTHERS WHO LOVE HISTORY….

Rothschild Faberge Egg at Christies
(above, Rothschild Faberge Egg auctioned by Christie’s)

MOTHERS WHO LOVE THE “U.S. AIR FORCE SONS”

Air Force Mom

and FINALLY…..

MOTHERS WHO LOVE FLOWERS…

Flower Girl NYC

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“Happy Mother’s Day to My Mother Erma/Irma”

–Signed Renee Ashley Baker (pictured above)

East Hampton Party

I, Renee Ashley BAker, plan to “give a party” in East Hampton (in June or July 2014) then I’ll be leaving for France right afterwords. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be having a “MAN” travel with me to France (a MAN who is not in showbusiness)…..

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#The Million Student March….and Can You Pass This “1912” Test? (“30 Questions from the 8TH GRADE”)…. #Education, #The Erma Foundation, #India, #Ethiopia

August 13, 2013

WHAT’S NEW ?

Dave Merrill and Jeevan Kalanithi of Sifteo Cubes

Sifteo

Above, Dave Merrill and Jeevan Kalanithi (of MIT’s Media Lab) with their invention “Sifteo Cubes”….

below OLD SCHOOL….(“B” is for Baby Blocks)

Baby Blocks

WHAT ELSE IS NEW ?

Sandra Okita with Projo

Above, Sandra Okita (of Columbia University Teacher’s College) with her invention “Projo” aka “projective agent”.

below OLD SCHOOL…. (“B” is for B-9)

Robot B 9

WHAT SHOULD BE NEW?

CLASSROOM-LESS CLASSROOMS….

According to a recent UNESCO study, 57 Million children lack classroom “access”. Here are just two countries that over a MILLION “school-less children”:

1.6 Million in India

1.7 Million in Ethiopia

TEF (THE ERMA FOUNDATION) would like to provide individual learning materials to each household (in India/Ethiopia) where a child is NOT attending school.

MY QUESTION:

Are there teaching computers/learning computers and teaching tablets/learning tablets that work….

(a) With electricity (a plug in learning computer/learning tablet).

(b) With electricity and and wireless router(the internet service would be FREE).

(c) With batteries (rechargeable batteries that would be collected and exchanged on a monthly basis).

?…..?…..?

MY 2ND QUESTION:

How can “learning computers/learning tablets” be distributed to 1,000,000 (school-less)children in India/Ethiopia?

(a) Corporations buy them (at a tax write off) and give them away.

(b) Foundations buy them (at a tax write off) and give them away (holding fundraisers if necessary).

(c) American Families “adopt-a-student” wherein the American family would pay for the “learning computer” or the “learning tablet” and the batteries and the shipping (at a tax write off of course).

?…..?…..?…..

STILL SCHOOL….Can You Spell Disney?

Disney learning games

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NOW….TAKE THE TEST: 30 QUESTIONS FROM A 1912 8TH GRADE EXAM

(CAN YOU PASS?)

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NOW….

VIEW TEF (THE ERMA FOUNDATION)

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Click Photo Above Of Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (THE BEAUTIFUL MRS. A/B)

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NOW…..

TO MY FRIENDS AND FANS:

Do understand that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT be “working in showbusiness” for 2 reasons:

1. I have a physical injury from which I need to “recover”.

2. I am expecting an “out of court settlement” in the amount of $20 Million to $25 Million Dollars and I will be “moving to New York” to throw cocktail parties and to “become a New York Socialite”. And In 2015 I will be moving to Paris France to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design” hopefully with the Wertheimers.

Also…. 3. It is my relatives CL and Miguel (not Renee Ashley Baker) who is in the movie industry and who is in the music industry. And this–is how it is going to stay.

Also…4. Either I, Renee Ashley Baker, “cast/hire” who I want to or I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t work….(Tom Cruise would have been my choice…Surprise !….Surprise !).

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Hi J.J. : “DANGER (THE SONG)” is for “KC” if he wants it… for #Disney, for #Barbra Streisand

July 24, 2013

Cinderella at the Ball

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LAWSUIT SETTLEMENT:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am expecting an $8 Million – $10 Million dollar out of court settlement….OR I WILL FILE A LAWSUIT….

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“SANG THE MUSES”
lyrics and melody by Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Lovely CINDERELLA Lost Her Shoe At The Ball
SHIP Found In The Bottle, Popped The Cork, The Sails Grew Tall
Let Her Stand With NEMO He’ll Take Her Hand Upon The Sea
Strait Up From The Bottom They’ll See JACK Cause He’ll Be Me

(chorus)
Sang The Muses, Sang The Muses
Sang The Muses, Sang The Muses
Sang The Music, Sang The Music
Sang The Music, Sang The Music

CLICK LINK BELOW TO LISTEN:
http://www.muziboo.com/mp3/sang-the-muses-written-and-sung-by-renee-ashley-baker/

Say What

DANGER
Lyrics and melody by Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker
All RIGHTS RESERVED

WATCH OUT—Please hear what I’m say—ing
NO DOUBT—It’s evil games they’re play—ing
DO NOT do as I say but LIE too
SLIDE IN—yes you know my group

BAD GUYS will never get to buy me
CAD EYES they never fail to try me
TWIST, TURN, DETECT is everything I do
HEAD SPIN—got you in a loop

Just when you think you’ve won then that’s when I’ll find you out
HARD CASE I’ll always RUN IN that’s what true love’s about

(chorus)
DANGER
I’m the one who fought with
DANGER
So my life is fraught with
DANGER
Yes my heart’s been baught with
DANGER
It’s the only way to live life
It’s the only way to live life
It’s the only way to live life

(These two songs are not for Madonna, nor for Universal Music Publishing, nor for Warner Bros/Chappelle, nor for David Geffen and not for Jill Scott. “Danger” is for KC–if he wants it….at Disney…and if….I am AVAILABLE….and NO to Sean Puffy and No to Comcast).

TO LISTEN: CLICK ON IMAGE OF “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER” BELOW

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YES, I PICKED HIM TOO….News For April 20, 2012 (plus view “Beloved”)

April 1, 2012

Dick Clark was born November 30, 1929 to Julia Fuller Clark and Richard Augustus (August) Clark. He began his radio career at WOLF-AM in Syracuse New York. Then, Dick got his “big break” in television when he became “host” of Philadelphia’s “Bandstand”. The year? 1956….

So Don’t Miss…..

VIEW NEW VIDEO ON TRIPOD: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

PLUS

SEE RENEE’S SELF-PORTRAITS at: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

plus

SEE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ON VIDEO…TO VIEW RENEE’S VIDEOS CLICK ON THE THREE PHOTOS OF RENEE ASHLEY BAKER BELOW….

GOTTA HOUSE?
HAVE YOU GOT A FURNISHED HOUSE AVAILABLE IN NEW YORK–IN SOUTH HAMPTON OR EAST HAMPTON?

TIME NEEDED: MAY 30,2012 – AUGUST 30, 2012 OR 5/30-10/30,2012
LEASE TERMS: FREE OR NEGOTIABLE
INCOME: I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE COMING TO NEW YORK TO MEET WITH FORD MODELING, CLICK MODELS MANAGEMENT, SOTHEBY’S AUCTION HOUSE (AND WITH JANIS SPINDEL).

JUST STOCK THE FRIGE AND THE BAR AND RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE THERE!

CONTACT:RENEE ASHLEY BAKER EMAIL: ErmaAshley46@Yahoo.com

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS WITH AT&T and VIRGIN MOBILE….

(BOOST MOBILE PHONE SERVICE IS “CRAP” and “MANURE”)

Now….view Renee Ashley Baker’s below…..

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(and still “no” to John Elway)

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER NOW ON “TRIPOD”….VIEW RENEE’S VIDEOS…RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS LOOKING TO “LAUNCH” A FASHION CAREER AND–AND– RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS “LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND” AND RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS PLANNING TO “GET MARRIED”….(RENEE IS “LOOKING FOR A MAN”….)

TO VIEW “TRIPOD” CLICK LINK HERE: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

TO FRIENDS…FANS…AND….

TO THE MATCHMAKERS IN NEW YORK….

THE “HE” — THE PROSPECT– THE “HUSBAND” MUST BE 50-70 YEARS OF AGE, MUST BE CAUCASIAN/JEWISH, MUST RESIDE IN NEW YORK, OR PARIS FRANCE, OR ISRAEL, OR SCANDINAVIA/THE NETHERLANDS AND– BE A MILLIONAIRE/BILLIONAIRE….

VIEW 7 VIDEOS….STARRING RENEE ASHLEY BAKER…..

TO VIEW RENEE’S VIDEOS VISIT LINKS BELOW:

VIDEO #1:http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/108642278

VIDEO #2: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141464

VIDEO #3: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141501

VIDEO #4: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141501

VIDEO #6: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141528

VIDEO #7: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141561

VIDEO #8: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141580

VIDEO #10: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141580

VIDEO #12: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141659

VIDEO DETAILS:
THESE 7 VIDEOS WERE BROUGHT TO YOU BY “V”…
“V” FOR VICTORY, “V” for VICTORIA, AND “V” FOR VIVITAR….
“LOVE & HAPPINESS: WOMAN IN THE MIRROR”
STAR, PRODUCER, DIRECTOR: RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
CAMERA: VIVITAR 508
TRIPOD: TARGUS
HAIR: WIGS BY OSCAR AND BY NEW FREEDOM
MAKE UP/FOUNDATION: PERFECT FINISH BY FASHION FAIR
EARRINGS: FROM H & M (OF SWEDEN)
DRESS: FROM MACY’S OF NEW YORK (BY JESSICA HOWARD)
MATCHMAKERS: JANIS SPINDEL AND CLAIR WEXLER
LOCATION: WELL SEE FOR YOURSELF

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER999 IS ALSO ON “YOU TUBE” (CHECK IT OUT !!!)

Einstein Tuesday then Wednesday (COMPLETED)

May 10, 2010

 

Cupid (Friend To Renee)

“Cupid  Cupid”

 by

Renee Ashley Baker

  Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker

 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED 

 (verse)

In comes Tony, Pete,  Paul  and Kyle 

 In to visit, to talk for a while

  There sits Susie,  she’s in every night 

 Terri, Sarah, they can’t get it right 

 There sits Freddy, his sex on the phone 

Who’s  to judge him,  just leave him alone

(chorus)

 Cupid, Cupid

It’s last call again 

 Even though, love’s gone stupid

We all need a friend 

Cupid, Cupid

 It’s last call again 

 Even though, love’s gone stupid

 We all need a friend

 

 

 

I  FOUND  IT !      SO  VIEW  IT !

VIDEO MY SPACE: Cupid Cupid by Renee Ashley Baker

 (plus…listen to Renee Ashley Baker talking — click link below–then download….)

Cupid Cupid (WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SONG?)

 plus….

 

HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE

  Headlines read  “I rapped him!”

Tiger Woods:  Smart or Dumb? 

(My answer?   Smarty , Dummy,  or Bulgy — Tiger Woods has made $500  million dollars) 

LISTEN TO (Read):   “The Tiger Wife Rap”  by Renee Ashley Baker (click link below)

THE TIGER WIFE RAP by Renee Ashley Baker

(My choice to sing my “Tiger Wife Rap”  is Margaret Cho )

plus….

HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE 2

  Headlines read  “I counted — Er–  I   a-counted — him!”.

Mel Gibson: Smart or Dumb? 

 (My answer is smart because Mel Gibson is worth $1  billion dollars and because “Close is a lingerie store without….”)

plus….HEADED  FOR  DIVORCE 3 

 Headlines read  “I sued him!”.   (Susan Boyle is suing her brother because he won’t leave her alone!)

Susan Boyle: Smart or Dumb?

  (My answer is smart because SHE dreamed a dream….)     

plus….

RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER’S  FINANCES 

1.  eHarmony: 350 Men (I’m on eharmony to WED  a ‘smooching partner) 

2.  TV Appearance (on ‘High Society”) 

 3.  Desiger (Renee Ashley Baker will design Samantha Thavasa Handbags and Swarovski Crystal “Pandora’s Jewelry Boxes”.

  4.  Spokes Model with Ford Modeling Agency (possible 21 companies including General Motors, AT&T, IBM ). 

5.    Novelist  (“7 COLORS” by Renee Ashley Baker). 

  6.   Motion Picture Producer for 20th Century Fox, Paramount, Disney, The Weinstein Company  (for motion picture productions of “S.O.L.” and “7 COLORS”). 

 7.  New Yorker &  Monocan  (Renee Ashley Baker will reside in New York and in Monaco Monte Carlo)

 RENEE ASHLEY BAKER: Smart or Dumb? 

My answer:  Smart

now…How  Smart  Are  You?  

Take the “Dumb Test” to see how dumb or smart ou may be:  Visit:  www.QuizRocket.com/dumb-test       

plus….

Joan Rivers “Can We Talk –About How They Got To Be Millionaires ?”….

 

Watch Joan Rivers new TV show “How’d You Get So Rich?” 

 (on TV Land–check your local listings for day and time)

plus….

SHOUT  OUT  TO:  Samantha  Thavasa 

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, would love to design a collection of handbags for Samantha Thavasa….

plus….

SHOUT OUT TO CORY VOORHIS

(If you want to “SELL”  your story—you can reach me through Bill Taylor he knows where to write to me). 

SHOUT OUT  2:   TO WARBLING CHRISSY & COPIER JOANNE  (STOP copying!  And stop reading this website.  This website is only for THE TALENTED!)

STOUT OUT 3:  LAWSUIT (click link below) 

http://www.lawweekonline.com/2010/05/denver-oks-65000-in-settlements-for-two-lawsuits/

SHOUT OUT 4:  To Bloggers on the Blogasphere 

(LINK  TO  THIS  BLOG PAGE!)

 plus….

Still “NO”

NO to Gwen Stefani

(Gwen Stefani will not get any song written by Renee Ashley Baker) 

2.  No to John Elway

3.  No to John Caldera (I’ll talk to  Mr. Limbaugh, Mr. Geddy and Serius/XM)

4.  No to Kellie  and No to the dark haired Italian one.  I have no reason to talk with either of these two newspeople–I do not need an appointment with either of you.  (2theDeuce Denver)

5.  No to Melanie Griffith

6.  No to George Clooney

7. No to Warner Bros, No to Universal and NO to all others Renee Ashley Baker has peviously said “NO” to.

 

REPRESENTATION (plus Renee Ashley Baker is moving to New York plus…”Hi to Paul Johnson” from Renee Ashley Baker)

April 27, 2010

  

 

READ  “CUPID”  VIDEO:

CUPID VIDEO

 

plus

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

IS

 SEEKING   REPRESENTATION

(LITERARY)

FOR   PLACEMENT   OF 

1.   My Screenplay “S.O.L.”   (To A Motion Picture Producer)

2.  My Novel “7 COLORS”       ( To A Book Publisher)

 

re:  “S.O.L.”

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will talk with  a first time “producer” (aka  Movie “Angel”) provided he (or she) agrees to cover development costs.

 

MOTION  PICTURE  DEVELOPMENT (Ideally Takes 3 Months) as follows:

 1.  Screenplay Development (3-12 months)

        Cost $100,000 (advance for 1st & 2nd Drafts) 

 2.  Production  Office (3-12 months)   

       Cost $24,000 ($2,000 per month) 

 3.  Legal & Accounting (3-12 Months) 

       Cost:  $_____ 

4.  Development Meetings (3-12 months)

      Cost $_____

5.  Co-Executive Producer (Renee Ashley      Baker)

       Cost $_____

6.  Production Company On Board/Attached

        Cost:  (Paid by Studio)

7.  Script Breakdown and Budget 

       Cost:  (Reimbursed by Studio)

8.  Director On Board/Attached 

      Cost:  (Paid by Studio) 

9.  Studio On Board (20th Century Fox/Paramount,Disney,The Weinstein Company)

 TOTAL Development Costs:   $_____

***Still  “NO” to Gale Katz,  “NO”  to Gail  Hurd and…”NO” to California.

 

Plus

 

TO MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS….

 I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will try to keep my Facebook page up to date….I, Renee Ashley Baker, look forward to adding Paul Johnson Calderon (and the other cast members of “High Society”) to my list of Facebook frends–that is–when I figure out how to make a Facebook Friends List (L.O.L.)

(above, Paul Johnson Calderon)

plus….

FOR  MOTHER’S  DAY

 Renee Ashley Baker’s Perfume?  (by Chanel)

plus….FOR MOTHER’S DAY

A POSTER OF YOUR  MOM? 

       WHY NOT!

 

PLUS….

 

TRIPOD

 

VIEW TRIPOD WEBSITE

 

  PLUS…A BOOK ?(OKAY TO BE COMPLETED  ON MY SCHEDULE)

 

now….The Hamptons for The Summer 

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am seeking a man to take me to “the Hamptons” for the summer.  Rent the house?  or Book the hotel?

QUALIFICATIONS:  The ‘MAN’  must be one of my eHarmony matches…. 

 OTHER  QUALIFICATIONS:   He  must be Caucasian.  But no religious preference (I love Jewish men!)….

   (Check my eHarmony profile for further details) 

 SHOUT OUT:    Love and Kisses to my 300 EHarmony “men”.    To my 300 eHarmony “love matches”….

plus….

LISTEN TO:  “Cupid Cupid by Renee Ashley Baker”

(The song “Cupid  Cupid” by Renee Ashley Baker to be uploaded to Amaze.fm)

 

And A Happy New Year! (From Renee Ashley Baker)

December 26, 2009

NYE PARTY RECIPES: “Oysters Rockefeller Renee” and “Renee’s Pink Champagne Punch”

RECIPE 1: OYSTERS ROCKEFELLER RENEE (When Served With Pink Champagne)

24 oysters on the half shell
1 cup butter
1/3 cup finely chopped parsley
1/4 cup finely chopped celery
1/4 cup finely chopped shallots or scallions
1/2 small clove garlic, finely minced
2 cups chopped watercress
1/3 cup chopped fennel
1/3 cup fine, soft bread crumbs
1/4 cup anisette or Pernod
Salt and freshly ground black pepper to taste

1. Preheat oven to hot (450 F)
2. Fill four tin pie plates with rock salt and
arrange six oysters on each.
3. In a skillet heat the butter, add the parsley,
celery, shallots and garlic and cook three minutes. Add the watercress and fennel and cook until the
watercress wilts, about one minute.
4. Pour mixture into the container of an
electric blender and add the remaining ingredients.
Blend until the sauce is thoroughly pureed,
about one minute. If a blender is not available, ut the ingredients through a food mill or pound in a mortar.
5. Place one tablespoon of the sauce on each oyster and spread to the rim of the shell. Bake the oysters just until the sauce bubbles, about four minutes.
6. Serve immediately with Pink Champagne.
Yield: 4 Servings

RECIPE 2: RENEE’S PINK CHAMPAGNE PUNCH (When Made With Pink Champagne)

6 lumps sugar
Dash of bitters
1 cup high-quality cognac
3 bottles chilled Pink Champagne

1. Place the sugar lumps in a punch bowl. Sprinkle with bitters and add the cognac.
2. At serving time, uncap the champagne and add to the bowl. Add ice. If desired, decorate with fruit.
Yield: 20 Servings

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be having “champagne” this New Years Eve (in Denver) with a handsome, blonde haired, blue-eyed man who is from Highlands Ranch…..Now listen to Renee Ashley Baker’s Songs “Champagne” and “Diamonds”….

FIRST: “DIAMONDS”

DIAMONDS FOR CHRISTMAS? LUCKY YOU….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Gift To Get For Christmas? Read Then Listen Below:

“Diamonds”
by
Renee Ashley Baker
lyrics and music by Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “This song was written by Renee Ashley Baker For Miss Barbra Streisand. Can somebody Please Tell Miss Streisand About This Website #@!?”)

“Diamonds”

(bridge)
I Only Know It Takes 3 C’s And Light

Diamonds
I’ll Stroke Them For Their Diamonds
I’ll Toke Them For Their Diamonds
I’ll Smoke Them For Their Diamonds–Diamonds
Diamonds
I’ll Stroke Them For Their Diamonds
I’ll Toke Them For Their Diamonds
I’ll Choke Them For Their Diamonds–Diamonds

(end chorus repeats and fades out)

CLICK WORD “DIAMONDS” BELOW TO LISTEN:

\"Diamonds\" by Renee Ashley Baker

PLUS….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Christmas Movies:

5. Holiday Inn
4. Babes In Toyland (1934)
3. White Christmas
2. It’s A Wonderful Life
1. Miracle On 34th Street

PLUS….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Christmas Ballet:

The Moscow Ballet’s “Great Russian Nutcracker”

PLUS….

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Christmas Address:

HEAR AT: http://www.youtube.com/TheRoyalChannel

PLUS….

Photo by Renee Ashley Baker

CLICK WORD “CHAMPAGNE” BELOW TO LISTEN:

\"Champagne\" by Renee Ashley Baker

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “This song was written by Renee Ashley Baker for A motion picture. A “romantic comedy” about a “couple who don’t seem to have a ‘ghost of a chance’ but who, through some ‘miracle’, are given a great and everlasting love” …. Hopefully my motion picture will ‘Star’ Miss Barbra Streisand and Mr. Harrison Ford”….)

“CHAMPAGNE”
by
Renee Ashley Baker
lyrics and music by Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(chorus)

It’s not sane
But why complain
Can’t sell me love
Oh heaven above
The reason is plain

It’s near and its far
From earth to the stars
A ting–ly lie
That I’ll never buy
Till death do they part

He said, I’ll try every day to get by just say that you love me
She said, Yes–I’ll only be yours, for your love I’d kill
He said, Dear I must have you now you know you can own me
I say, Why–suddenly fry–just refill

Decision is made
Plans are laid
Just wait till dawn
They’ll both be gone
All Devils get paid

A dagger is art
A poisonous heart
Oh change your mind
Just take more time
It’s death or you’ll part

He said, Now our betrayal is done he’ll never own you
She said, Yes our love is one, forever you will
Cop said, Now we see it again two lovers who’ll know me
I say, Bye, I’d rather get high, just refill

(music interlude)

He said, Now our betrayal is done he’ll never own you
She said, Yes our love is one forever you will
Cop said, So we see it again two lovers who’ll know me
I say, Bye, I’d rather get high, just refill

With champagne
Thoughts get made
It’s east or its west
The worst or the best
Its sun or its shade

It’s near and its far
From earth to the stars
A ting–ly sigh
I’ll bubble on by
But I’ll never part
With champagne
(The End)

PLUS….JUST FOR FUN BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

(CLICK WORDS “JUST FOR FUN” BELOW AND LISTEN)

Just For Fun: From Renee

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

Renee Ashley Baker will sign a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies–for $21 Million Dollars. (The 21 companies include, Chanel, Chanel cosmetics–“Renee Perfume By Chanel”–Jimmy Choo,AT&T, IBM, Rolex of Switzerland and Swarovski for a line of jewelry boxes designed by Renee Ashley Baker called, “Pandora’s Box”…)

Note: Renee Ashley Baker’s answer is still “NO”
to Gale Hurd and “NO” to Gail Katz.

Christmas Couples,Christmas Cupcakes, Christmas Movies, Christmas Songs….

December 21, 2009

Mr. and Mrs. James Brolin

Mr. and Mrs. Tom Cruise

Mr. and Mrs. Steven Spielberg

Mr. and Mrs. Michael J. Fox

“Always Looking Up”

and….

Mr. and Mrs. Bill Gates

“Always Looking”

Plus….

CUP CAKES ANYONE?

Neiman Marcus CupCake Cars

plus….

Christmas Movies (At A Theatre Near You)

“Inglorious Bastards” (starring Brad Pitt)

Sherlock Holmes (From Baker Street)

and…

“Avatar”
(aka Pandora’s War)

Plus…

DVD Movies (At Amazon,Netflix,Blockbuster)

Disney’s “UP” and Disney’s “Earth”

WINNERS SONGWRITING CONTEST!

I, Renee Ashley Baker, have selected/chosen the winners of the First Annual “Christmas Song Songwriting Contest (On Myspace)”. To hear the winners visit my Blog at:
http://www.MySpace.com/ReneeBakerStudios

OR LOG ONTO:
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.ListAll&friendId=50830403

Wednesday: Sarah Jessica Parker

November 4, 2009

 

 

The Broderick Twins

Sarah Jessica and Mathew on ContactMusic

SEE BABY (Times Two….)

See Baby Learn (for Infants and Tots)
ART: Creativity Express (Designed by former Disney animators) COUNTING 1,2,3,: Zelda (children’s books) by Carol Gardner)
VIDEOS: ThatbabyDVD.com

See Baby Wear
GREEN BABY WEAR: Baby Soles
FASHION BABY WEAR:
Suede Baby Jumpers by Ugg Australia Outerwear ($135 at Bloomingdale’s)
Baby Puffer Jacket by JCrew ($98 at jcrew.com)
DIAMOND BABY WEAR: Babycz.com

See Baby Beauty
VANITY BABY HAIR : Silver Comb & Brush Set by Best & Co ($198 at Bergdorf Goodman)

See Baby Dry Off: Monogrammed Baby Towels ($88 Leotine Linens at Bergdorf Goodman)

See Baby Play:
CRAYON SET “Intrax” ($150 at Vivre.com)

See Baby Roll
BABY BUGGY: Pram by Silver Cross Baby ($2,800 at silvercrossbaby.com)

See Baby Travel
JET SET BABY: Baby B’Air Airplane Safety Vest

Special Thanks: Contact (for the Photograph)