Posts Tagged ‘Democrats’

Thanksgiving Potpourri: Herman Cain, Mitt Romney, Rick Perry et.al (plus, Sirius, November 22nd, and a New Facebook)….

November 19, 2011

 

SHOUT  OUT  TO  XM  SIRIUS….A  $5  MILLION  DOLLAR  DEAL…

         So–I, Renee Ashley Baker,  wanna do a radio show ( in Paris France)  on XM Sirius Satellite Radio.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will  take a 3 year contract, for an annual  salary of $500,000,  PLUS  an annual bonus of $1 million dollars PLUS –I, Renee Ashley Baker will  own 30% of the radio show  revenues.  And I, Renee Ashley Baker,  am  so,  so   SIRIUS !

 

“Sirius” …  The  Brightest  Star  in  the  Sky….

 

 P L U S

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      November  22,  1963

FOR   DOROTHY…. A  RAINBOW

 

“Irma’s House Of Numbers” (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy).  

Read IT on your Ipad, Kindle, Zoon, Xoom, or Samsung Galaxy Tab. 

Parts  1-4  —  To  BUY BUY  BUY  (click link below) ….

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss/187-0596176-1190869?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=irma’s+house+of+numbers&rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3Airma’s+house+of+numbers&ajr=0   

                

 

                            

 

 

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VIEW  My New Facebook (contest page):

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SO–MR BECK (AND OTHERS) WON’T THINK I’M STUPID BECAUSE  I’M  NOT  COMMENTING  ON  POLITICAL  ISSUES ANYMORE….

 

       

Although I’m going to try and save my opinions (and wit) for my “fiction endeavors” I’ll say this then say no more….

 

ABOUT  THE  REPUBLICANS

1. Romney is Morman and for some reason America finds Mormans “STRANGE”.

2. Perry–had a Bad Day at Black Rock.

3. Cain–had a Bad Day at Black Bra.  Meaning–the “Black Bra” wearing women “scammed him” and took him for a ride.  (By the way what–what–was wrong with Herman Cain’s answer? I heard it.  He took a long–“thinking man’s” pause–then–he answered.  He said–and I paraphrase–He would not “sign off” on having a “threat” (a bad guy) “removed” (taken out) until he had all the “intell” (all the facts) about who was next in line to sit on the “bad guy’s thrown”.)

ABOUT  THE  DEMOCRATS

1.  President Obama “inherited” a “broke country”.

 

ABOUT GREEN

My “environmentalists” need to “get busy”. 

 

ABOUT  JOBS

My plan?  For jobs?  What –is wrong with my “lottery”?   My “National Lottery”?  Some 25 million people would spend $5 each week to play the “national lottery”.  This totals $500 million dollars per month.  How MANY people can be hired at $12,000 a YEAR–from $500 million dollars per MONTH?   CONGRESS–can you hear me now?  Pass my “National Lottery Bill”  right away….

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will remain non-partisan….

 

ABOUT REESE WITHERSPOON

Still “NO” to Reese Witherspoon.

ABOUT   MADONNA

Still “NO” to Madonna. (Madonna is a DOG).

ABOUT  DENVER

There are actresses other than Angelina Jolie, Julia Roberts , Demi Moore and Charlize Theron.  This “cowtown” (called Denver)  is not going to “steer money” nor “cast movies”.  It is called “extortion of a motion picture producer”.  (I, Renee Ashley Baker, may decide to be the Producer and I, Renee Ashley Baker, may decide to be the ONLY leading lady–the only actress– IF–I, Renee Ashley Baker,  decide to work in the film –in the movie– industry).   

                                            (SCROLL   DOWN  FOR  FOX)

              

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OSAMA TO OBAMA, SEPT 9 TO DC 9 (U.S.A. MA HEADLINE NEWS)

September 10, 2011

OSAMA RECEIVES BURIAL AT SEA

On May 2, 2011 Taliban General Osama Bin Laden’s body was lowered to its final resting place (at sea) from the Naval aircraft carrier U.S.S.  Carl Vinson.

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THE IRENE STORM (OR  WHO SHOOK THE CHINOOK ?)

On August 5, 2011 a U.S. Special Forces Team was shot down by an Al Qaeda Taliban misile—18 Wives Widowed—“NO  NAME”  given as to who loaded the team on board.

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SEPT 9   OR   DC  9

On September 9, 2001 planes flew but investigator/filmmaker Jonathan Elinoff (in his new documentary “Core of Corruption”) suggests that big bad Middle Eastern terrorists are really just a gang of “drug traffickers” using DC 9’s instead of cars to run dope….

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ATHEISTS SICK OF CROSS (OR WHO GOT CROSSED UP ?)

On July 27, 2011 the American Atheists  Party filed a lawsuit to prevent the WTC Miracle Cross from being added to the 9/11 Memorial.  (Peptides need Pepto should be the headline)

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OBAMA  “A DEFINING MOMENT”

On past posts I, Renee Ashley Baker, have told you (my readers) about my family.  About my relative who has his office in the J Edgar Hoover Building.  Well, my relatives’  FRIENDS are “gifted and talented” too.  The sister (of the relative officed in the J Edgar Hoover Building) has a SORORITY  SISTER who wrote a book—about President Obama.  The book is called “A Defining Moment” and its by Black photographer Patricia Duncan.  Patricia is available for interviews.  (OH–and don’t forget to buy MY ebook …read on  below….)

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JFK:  A  NU  BK  4  U

On November 22, 1963 President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas.  Read my 4part ebook series “Irma’s House Of Numbers” (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy).  Read it on your Ipad, your Kindle, your Nook, your Zoon, your Samsung Galaxy Tab.  Click link to Amazon Kindle: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_1_12?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-text&field-keywords=irma%27s+house+of+numbers&sprefix=irma%27s+house

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SHOUT  OUT  TO  CORPORATIONS

I need 1 Corporate Sponsor to give $250,000 for my Christmas/New Year/Birthday party ( in New York City)  OR  10 Corporate Sponsors to give $25,000 each for my party….

For Corporate Sponsorship:

SHOUT OUT to Rothschild Bank?, Chase Bank? Regions? or Ally?

SHOUT OUT to IBM Storage? , Carbonite? or Back Up My Info?

SHOUT OUT to XM/Sirius? or TIVO? or ROKU?

For Food, Beverage, Goodie Bag Sponsorship:

SHOUT  OUT to Canada Dry Gingerale, Kikkoman, Duncan Hines, JELL-O

SHOUT OUT to Stoli?  or Grey Goose? or Skyy? or KRU?

SHOUT OUT  to Microsoft Zoon and Microsoft Windows Phone (for Goodie Bags)

SHOUT OUT to Bumble and Bumble? or Sebastian? (for Goodie Bags) and

Just Who –Is Invited To Renee Ashley Baker’s  Party?

WHY  “The  Hive”  OF  COURSE

 

                              

Queen Bee aka Lil Kim

 

 

                       The Beehive  aka  “Snookie”

 

                                    SAVE   THE   DATE !

 (party for New York residents only — I can’t fit everybody in)

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER TAKES PARIS BY STORM !

On April 2012 Renee Ashley Baker arrived at Orly airport in Paris France wearing a Chanel dress, Chanel pearls, Jimmy Choo heels, and a “mink” by Barney’s….Renee says she’d like to design a furniture line to go along with her Tiffany (?) handbag collection, her Chanel (?) Parfum line ,  her Beautiful Day Bed French bed linen line,  and her Ashley Lane jewelry collection.  The furniture collection?  For Roche Bobois of course.                 

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER GETS MARRIED !

Renee Ashley Baker declared that she will “get married” on the Greek Island of Skorpios in a match made by New York matchmaker Janis Spindel….

he must be caucasian/Jewish, 50-70 years of age, and make $250,000 to $1 million dollars a year…

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13, SEPTEMBER READ RENEE’S NEW BOOK !

On September 13, 2011 You Can Buy Renee Ashley Baker’s  New ebook On Amazon Kindle. Price:  99 cents. 

The title? 

“9/11 :  Barbarians Through The Gates”……

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BLOGGERS–link to this post (copy and paste link): http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

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NO to Pam Anderson, NO to Reese Witherspoon, No to Warner Bros (no to “Nikita” TV Show), NO to Madonna, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Universal , No to Donald Trump…

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FOR PETITIONS ONLINE AND FOR MORE “NO” –SCROLL DOWN

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Election Day Humor/History by Renee Ashley Baker

November 2, 2010

     

 

    “Don’t  call  me  Mam!”

 


and

 

“What?  Did somebody say WHORE ?”

 

 SO

 

“That’s right  bee–atch!”

 

 

 

 

 IT

 

 

“Say– Ladies, high heels are on sale down the street and did you know that RAPISTS are born that way?”

 

goes

 

 

 “Could  ALL of you please kiss lipstick on a  pig’s ____”

 

 

 

And  So It  Goes . . . .

 

   INSERT: “Chariots of Fire” music here

 

 

THE  BIG  LAUNCH ? 



 The Final Voyage

above, Astronaut Nicole (Nikki) Stott

 One of 7 crew members on board “Discovery” (the seventh being Robonaut 2 (R2) the first state-of-the-art human-like ANDROID.

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s  R2D2  (from Star Wars)

above, space shuttle “Discovery” being launched (photo by Tony Gray/NASA)

The  Fragrance  Voyage

Speak  Now. . . .

Country music star Taylor Swift will create her own line of perfume and fragrance products to launch in late 2011

 

 

 

 

 

above,  Chanel (Renee #9 by Chanel ?) 

 

Women–Do you want sculpture without Botox?

above, The Sculptured House (aka The Sleeper House)built on Genesee Mountain in 1963 by architect Charles Deaton.  

Listed by:   Kentwood Cherry Hills Real Estate  (Denver). 

Auction Date:  November  10, 2010 

Opening Bid:  $3 million dollars

 

 

 

 

Women–Do you  want romance ? 

Try Janis Spindel’s  Matchmaking Service….

 

and  on portraits. . . . 

 

above, “Portrait Of A Lady”   (painted in 1919) 

 George Romney (1734-1802) was an English painter renowned for his portraits of aristocratic women.  Do you know who painted “Portrait Of A Lady” ?

 

above, Rose Elizabeth Kennedy (b 1890) wife of Joseph P. Kennedy, Sr.  and mother of President John  F.  Kennedy

 

DO YOU KNOW WHERE THIS LOCATION IS ? 

 

 

 

 

 (Hint:  It’s Renee Ashley Baker’s New Home in France)

Answer:  the French Riviera

 

 

 

 

and. . . .

Final Quiz: 

Do you know who this  Woman  is ?

 

 

 

 

above,  Mozart’s sister  Nannerl

VIEW  VIDEO:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19ZQC5LIjiw

and

(HOW ABOUT   A  LINK ?)

LINK TO THIS POST (copy and paste):

https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com

 

Glamorous Wednesday: Renee Loves…..

September 10, 2008

 

Country (view Renee Ashley Baker’s people below)….

  Billy Ray Cyrus (Achy Awsome)

                    

Taylor Swift (Beautiful in evening gowns)  

            

           Oak Ridge Boys (still with Elvira)

                                                                   

Faith Hill (Renee Ashley Baker’s Mississippi Queen)     

 

Miranda  Lambert (What and Lead ? )

                           

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Jewel, Sugerland , Judd….

PLUS…RENEE ALSO LOVES….

Chanel Paris France (below)

 

 and….Renee Loves

          

Boots for Winter (above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Chanel Boots)

PLUS….RENEE LOVES….

NM 

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will purchase a $3 million dollar condominium in Boston (with a real estate loan from Senator Edward M Kennedy of course).  I will hire Neiman Marcus’ interior design service to decorate my Boston condominium.   Roche Bobois maybe?

RENEE LOVES “1919”

 

                                     

Belated Good-bye to Sir Edmund Hillary from Renee Ashley Baker

Sir Edmund Hillary,  born in 1919,  in Auckland New Zealand was the first to scale Mount Everest in 1953.   So….Good-bye Hillary AND HELLO SARAH….

VIEW  VIDEO:

NO TO MADONNA….

MADONNA IS STILL THE “DOG” THAT I CAN’T STAND  because Cindy (a gray haired ‘criminal’ employed on the 4th floor in the Denver Public Library) keeps trying to “force me” (COERCE ME ) to give my studio to Madonna.  I will NEVER, NEVER let Madonna own my studio.  I will send Madonna to PRISON for a year and a day for racketeering and extortion.  Lourdes is a “dirty Spanish Dog”….P.S. There will be “no studio”.  I’ve decided that there will be NO “Renee Baker Studios”.   I’ve decided not to “operate” Renee Baker Studios.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT take/accept any “jobs” either.  And –NO to Gail/Gale.  (Gail Hurd will “go to prison” and Gail Katz will “go to prison”).

YES TO BOSTON:  I will be moving to Boston Massachusettes.  Senator Edward M Kennedy is paying for my ticket (one way) from Denver to Boston.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to GET Boston Real Estate NOT MONEY…..

To: Jim Davis (FBI) and Troy Eid (U.S. Justice Department):

THERE WILL BE NO BOOKS, NO MOVIES PRODUCED AND NO TV SHOWS….

View RBS CINEMA First Film/Video Contest:

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special thanks: Chanel boot photo by Bun Bun in Wonderland on Flickr

HISTORY WEDNESDAY: STILL KENNEDY!

August 26, 2008

 

              

                        

Who Is It Testifying Before Congress?  (Guess)…..

   “Fanny The Cat”

above, “Fanny The Cat” by Renee Ashley Baker.   (Photo taken by Renee Ashley Baker with a Motorola Camera Phone)….

plus….another Kennedy honored

Another Kennedy honored at the Democratic National Convention was President John  F.  Kennedy — honored by his brother U.S. Senator Robert F. Kennedy

“When I think of President Kennedy I think of what Shakespeare said in Romeo and Juliet:  “When he shall die take him and cut him out into the stars and he shall make the face of heaven so fine that all the world will be in love with night and pay no worship to the garish sun”….

Download RFK’s 1964 DNC Speech (below) 

and….

Renee Ashley Baker’s $50,000 Bed:

To sleep under the stars “heavenly”  gaze Renee Ashley Baker has purchased the “Starry Night Bed”.    This “technological wonder” turns into a veritable “theatre on box springs” casting a ’10-foot screen from a headboard mounted LCD projector.  This “Starry Night” is also equipped with “surround sound” involving four 8 inch subwoofers.  And also included is a “wireless keyboard” to go with it’s “Wi-Fi Connection”.  And the 5 “terrabytes”  of storage that comes with the “Starry Night” holds up to 2000 hours of video. 

VIDEO: Senator Edward M Kennedy at the 2008 DNC

HELLO TO MY KENNEDYS (WHO ARE ALL IN DENVER): 

     I, Renee Ashley Baker,  was not going to come out this week to “post” my “blog” but after last night’s tribute to “my” courageous Senator Edward M. Kennedy I had to “pay tribute as well”…..So, I’ll see all of “my” Kennedys when I get to Hyannisport/Boston Massachusettes…..

RFK Speech Download: http://americanrhetoric.com/speeches/rfk1964dnc.htm

Yes to Disney.  Disney Corporation will distribute Renee Ashley Baker’s first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $53.5 million dollars.  Renee Ashley Baker will “Executive Produce” the motion picture and U.S. Senator Edward M. Kennedy will co-produce/consult.  Renee Ashley Baker will make a profit of $104.3 million dollars.  (Still No to Denver Colorado.)

Friday Futures:Looks a like McCain’s House + Chinese at dinner?

August 15, 2008

  

                          

above, celebrity-look-alike Brian as V.P. Dick Cheney  (photo courtesy of Classique-Productions)

above, the “real deal” V.P. Richard Bruce Cheney…. 

The Beast and now….The Beauty 

above, movie star Milla Jovovich modeling Renee Ashley Baker’s Chanel evening gown.  (Renee’s Aside:  “Thanks Mr. Lagerfeld!”)

 and….

above, the former of home of John and Cindy McCain.  As you can see above the house has a “resort” size pool.  The house is located in Phoenix Arizona and is being represented by Sotheby’s International Realty.  Cost: $12 million dollars. 

and…. 

 

above, Jennifer 8 Lee author of “The Fortune Cookie Chronicles”.   Jennifer is one of the New York Times most popular bloggers.  According to her website, Jennifer’s new book (The Fortune Cookie Chronicles) “takes readers on a remarkable journey both foreign and familiar”…. 

(Renee’s Aside 2:  “Confucious say, He who sit on ‘fortune cookie’ need to watch where they big ‘ga-donka-donk’  butt is aimed at.   ‘Say-o-nara !’ )

and….

VIEW VIDEO: 12 GIRLS BAND (CHINESE GOLD)….

Disney Corporation will distribute Renee Ashley Baker’s first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal.  “THANK YOU ROBERT IGER  OF DISNEY FOR THE $53.5 MILLION DOLLARS”….