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Heavenly, Handle, and Handsome (plus Florida Debates 2012: Newt Gingrich vs Mitt Romney by Renee Ashley Baker)

January 24, 2012

 

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p l u s

renee has got a new handle….on  twitter….

                                                    ReneeAB9

 

plus…..

Renee’s    Boss   ?

Who is this “handsome man” ?   Log onto  Renee Ashley Baker’s Facebook page to find out.

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The New York apartment below belongs to a famous showbusiness pioneer?    Can you guess which one?   Maybe  the owner would be interested in one of the shows I “created” for Oprah….Maybe “Paging Miss O”.    I’m offering a “right of second refusal”….

Hint: (the owner of the apartment is  NOT  Renee Ashley Baker)

              

(scroll down below to view “the  wealth  men”….)

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        Can somebody tell me why the European economy (socialism) and the United States economy (capitalism) both collapsed at the same time?  It  seems  one or the other should have collapsed but not both–and  NOT  at the same time !    Where is the economist who can explain this to me?

      Can somebody tell me why politicians and journalists frequently (and outrageously) LIE and why billions of dollars are routinely sneaked away–syphoned off by crooks?  It seems we’ve become able to live “future age” healthy into our 80’s and 90’s only to be surrounded and accosted by “liars and thieves”. 

     In my day (this is my day–what am I saying);  I mean–in grade school– “liars and thieves”  were outcast and shunned.   In  college– the discussions of  literature were about characters and the moral decisions that confronted them about lying (name one?) or about thievery (name one?).   That–is why– I was so, so (taken aback?) when two “old dogs”  from AARP stood in my face and told bold face lies (and why weeks ago Englewood library employee “Debra”  tried to steal my “flash drive”).  These “old ” (fill in the blanks) are not,  NOT  my Mother’s people.    My Mother (the beautiful  “Mrs. A” ) used to say there were two things she couldn’t stand, and those two things were a “liar and a thief”. 

       So– I sit here following the Republican race for the White House hoping that some old and much  needed “glory” will come shining through the clouds but so far–none has.  (Although I’m kind of pulling for Newt Gingrich  because he lives in Roswell.  Roswell is  the  “exclusive”  gated community in Georgia where my relative –Justice Department employee —Clemmie lives).

      Anyway–such is the reason for the rant yesterday (which I removed from my blog)  so that “new readers” could view my more cogent  (and   flameless)  writings.

AND….

   NOW

        houses, houses, houses….

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s France real estate?

   Renee Ashley Baker and Chanel Corp  will own a $300 million dollar “Erma French Perfume and Design Company” (including “Ashley Lane Jewelers”   and  “Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed” ).

and 

above, a house for “C” (that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “build” with Sotheby’s Real Estate  and with Tiffany & Co and Chanel Corp)….

and…

Capture  Me 

    Who will photograph Renee Ashley Baker in New York City?  Patrick Demarchelier (Princess Diana’s favorite photographer, of course ).

and…. News  at   11

re:  CURRENT  EVENTS

re:   WHY ARE WE QUESTIONING BRAD PITT?

re:  WHY ARE WE QUESTIONING CHRIS WALKEN AND ROBERT WAGNER?

and

this

year….

 

      This is the year that   I, Renee Ashley Baker,   will be posting photos of  my “dates with wonderful men” on this WordPress web Blog.    The dates that I,  Renee Ashley Baker,   will go on  will be “arranged”  by Janis Spindel (aka the millionaire matchmaker from New York) .  These Men have to be  (a) caucasian/Jewish  (b) millionaires   (c) reside in New York, Canada ,  France,  Switzerland , Scandinavia or Israel (I’d love to date  an  Israeli businessman or  date  a Finland Soccer Team Owner) and  (d) These Men will have to DO ME,  BUY ME,  GIMME (“GIMME”  also known as  “taking  me shopping” ….)

 

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New Year–For Young People

January 10, 2011

 

TO THE NEWS MEDIA (In 50 States and 80 Countries)

     I debated as to whether or not I would  address THE TRAGEDY  on this blog.  Then–I debated as to whether I would address THE TRAGEDY  on this page–my “young people’s page.  I’ve decided that this is the right blog and the right page. . . .

TO  U.S.  CONGRESS:

 My Suggestion:

1.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, suggest that you use the INTERNET.  No more “open forums”.   Let the public–the constituents “way in” (give opinions) on issues via your websites. 

2.  Hold “meet and greets” at local/state party campaign headquarters (with one way in “metal detector” entry).

3.  NOW —  every “half-a-failure”, “ne’r- do -well” wants to cast HIS/HER  “vote” on a weekly basis (like that American Idol garbage) and not “one time” at the polls (like they’re supposed to).    They have become “stalker nuts” who think their “crazy opinion” matters when it does NOT.  . . .

  TO THE MEDIA:

   My Statement: 

1.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT be meeting with  any U.S. Senators.

2.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, am with the FASHION AND BEAUTY INDUSTRY.

                                      Link To This Page

                     (copy and paste  this link)  https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com

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Inauguration: The Anti-Inauguration Poem

January 20, 2009

                                              

      The “Anti-Inauguration Poem”

                by

Renee Ashley Baker

(copyright 2009 by Renee Ashley Baker ALL RIGHTS RESERVED)

 Ginger or Mary Ann

Sonny or Tom Hagen

Bernie Madoff or Mark Rich

Captain Sully does a ditch

Hurricane Blew Things Unhinged

A freaky sight just came on “Fringe”

Pitts new character a Benji he

I took my turn to jump on Wii

Suri’s dad he did the worm

To Valkerie from “The Firm”

Auto men won’t leave their jets

I’ll say ‘good-bye” to the ‘Vette’

My Sharona still played on Monk

FDR on tv–was Joe Biden drunk?

My James Bond still never takes a fall

He does his dishes with ‘Finish Electrosol”

Dirty creeps bathed at Kentucky Chicken

My Seiko watch just keeps on ticken

Space Station Bag it came a loose

A snow storm derailed that ‘big caboose’

Elliot Spitzer tried to be a ‘playa’

Now he’s in jail, do you hear what I saya?

Slapchop and Graty made their debut

The ‘pedegg’ on tv showed rough heels what’s new

Beijing lit up like a birthday cake

Now made in China is what they ‘used to make’

Still A gallon went to $4 dollars

John Walsh and his crew are still making collars

Hillary lost without a tear in her eye

Richard Gere told everyone to hug the ‘bad guy’ (wha?)

Blago wants to sell a senate seat

Just $1 million 99 it can’t be beat

George Bush’s last day is 1 -20-99

Joy Behar made it jewelry, isn’t she fine?

George Bush is outgoing with a wink and a coup

But what did he say?  “Watch out for that shoe”

I wear Chanel  and I love Jimmy Choo

I sick of this poem–how bout you?

 

“I  NEED   A   HERO !”….

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Above, Pam Davis who “told” the FBI on Blago.   She wore a wire!!!  Pam Davis “is” Renee Ashley Baker….                                           

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Below…More of Renee Ashley Baker’s “Heros”

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Go Airforce!  Ace pilot Chesley Sullenberger, III. ….Sully as he’s known to friends and family began flying airplanes at the age of 14.   Captain Sully is a former U.S. Air Force fighter pilot who flew “F4   Phantom Jets”.

plus….

                                           LIV    RENEE    WALKER

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                       renee-walker-from-24

Friday: Tres Salade Huh? (Je Parle Francaise)

July 31, 2008

                           WATERGATE   SALAD

Ingredients:

1 can (20 oz) crushed Pineapple

1 box (3 3/4 oz) instant Pistachio pudding & pie mix

1 container (9 oz) whipped topping (Ready Whip)

1 cup small marshmallows

1/2 cup chopped NUTS

1.  Drain pineapple and save some juice.

2.  Put pudding mix in large bowl –add about 4 Tbsp pineapple juice.

3.   Mix Well.

4.   Add whipped topping, pineapple, marshmallows, and nuts.

5.   Mix Well  (until mixture is fluffy).

and….

WHY?????  Why does this c-list cowtown named Denver keep  BEGGING  to  “be with” Renee Ashley Baker?

and….

View BUICK 1 (click link below): 

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id12.html

 “On To Hyannisport”

Champagne Wednesday:On To Hyannisport

July 29, 2008

 

CHARLIE  CHAN  SAYS,  “HE  WHO  PLAYS  WITH  FIRE  SOMETIMES SHED  LIGHT  ON  THE  MATTER”…..

 

Above, “The Magic Rose 3” by Renee Ashley Baker….and…Still No to Gail/Gale, No to Warner Bros, No to CBS, No to NBC, No to Universal, No to Grammercy, No to MCA/Farm, No to Rappers, No to rap music and No to Madonna.

 

                                                                             

                                Above, “Champagne” by Renee Ashley Baker

Plus….

 

HEAR AURORA — On Audio Recording (click link below)

http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id11.html

Friday Fourth: “4TH Of July”

July 2, 2008

 

George Washington\'s home in Mt. Vernon                             VERNON AND ARKANSAS

                  George Washington\'s home in Mt. Vernon

Above, home of President George Washington (in Mt. Vernon)

                                    Arkansas Flag and Banner in Little Rock Arkansas

Above, home of store Arkansas Flag and Banner (in Little Rock)

 

                             President Franklin D. Roosevelt

In June of  1944 President Roosevelt signed the “G.I. Bill”…. 

 

                              President Dwight D. Eisenhower 

In June of 1956 President Eisenhower signed the “Federal Highway Act”….

PLUS….

MOVIES, RECIPES,  AND MUSIC (Below)

DVD Rentals…..

“Patton”  starring George C. Scott

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and….”Born On The Fourth of July” starring Tom Cruise

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RECIPES:  Renee’s 4th of July Sandwiches (The Monte Cristo)

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AT THE MOVIES–NOW PLAYING (click link below)

www.firstshowing.net/schedule2008/#jun

P.S. Madonna is the “Dog” that I’m not going to let “sniff up underneath my dress”….

Future Friday:Renee’s $104.3 million

June 27, 2008

 

FROM THE “SUBLIME”…. 

“Good-bye George Carlin”

TO THE “SERIOUS”….

 

                                       

                                            “GOOD-BYE  TIM  RUSSERT”

ABOVE:  Tim  Russert (the past)  with Son Luke (the future) ….

plus….

MOVIES (TO DOWNLOAD AND VIEW–CLICK LINKS BELOW)

“CONSPIRACY THEORY” 

 http://www.netflix.com/Search?v1=conspiracy+theory&ff2_submit.x=11&ff2_submit.y=12

“THE NET”

http://www.netflix.com/Search?v1=the+net&ff2_submit.x=16&ff2_submit.y=8

 

plus….The Boss sings….

NO to Madonna….Madonna is still the “Dog” that I’m not going to let sniff up underneath my dress….

READERSHIP:  THIS WEBSITE IS BEING READ IN 80 COUNTRIES AND 50  U.S. STATES.