Posts Tagged ‘couture’

“The Ballet” by Renee Ashley Baker…. #Kitri Ballet, #dance, #ballet, #Entertainment, #Entertainers, #Celebrities….

May 15, 2013

dancer Kitri Ballet 2

“The Kitri Ballet!”

and….

also….

starring !!!

dancer Kitri Ballet 1

and….

also….

starring !!!

dancer Kitri Ballet 3

and….

also….

starring !!!

dancers Kitri Ballet 4

and….

also….

starring !!!

dancer Kitri Ballet 5

and….

also….

starring….!!!

Chanel Ballet Slippers pink

Erma French Perfume and Design….

by

(The Wertheimers ?)

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12/12/12: The Best Christmas Holiday Travel, The Best Travel Products, The Best “Stay at Home” Real Estate, The Best Dance Stage Performance, The Best Broadway Stage Performance, The Best on the Runway Stage and The Best Numbers in History

December 12, 2012

Portrait of a Lady 1919

(“Portrait Of A Lady 1919”)

Dec 20–Real Estate To Stay Home With….

My Mother’s house (the one Mother owned in St. Louis in the 1960’s) was a “mini-mansion” that had been brought over “piece by piece” to the United States from France. The “mini-mansion” had been originally built in the mid-1920’s or 1930’s and had real “gold leaf” wallpaper on the walls; it also had wrought iron chandeliers and fireplaces (with heavy led “cherub/chariot” fireplace covers) in every room; it had 4 big bedrooms and a big 4 car garage.

My Mother’s Park Avenue Ladies Are Selling Their Homes….

Sothebys  765 Park Avenue 27 millionnue

Sotheby’s 765 Park Ave Asking Price: $27 Million Dollars

CLARA

FOR SALE…1 SONG CATALOG
Number of Songs: 56
Asking Price: $12-15 Million (for 40%).
Allowances: Will Allow $2.8 million for “Development” of the catalog(or $50,000 Per Song).
Value of Catalog: $100,000,000
(note: “Value” is “album music sales only”. Not yet added are “Broadway Musical Ticket Sales” and “Worldwide Touring Musical Ticket Sales” and ???).

REMEMBER “CLARA” (ALBUM MUSICAL 1959 STARRING BETTY GARRETT?)
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The Best Number In History? (1919–The year my Mother was born–the birth year of Bentley Motors UK, and the birth year of James Bond’s Studio….UNITED ARTISTS)

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(Above, Renee Ashley Baker’s MOTHER)

“Thank You Mother For Paying For My Ballet Lessons”
–Renee Ashley Baker/ReneeAB9
(daughter of a “Bourgoisie Mom”)

The Best Number For An Anniversary (20–The 20th Anniversary of Renee’s Favorite, “THE MOSCOW BALLET’S GREAT RUSSIAN NUTCRACKER”)

Moscow Ballet Great Russian Nutcracker 20th Anniversary

The Best Numbers For Musical Theatre (22 March 1948– Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber’s birthday…)

Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber

I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like Sir Andrew to produce a “musical” extravaganza of “The Renee Ashley Baker Song Catalog”….

The Best Number Served (1 Bil–Facebook reaches 1 Billion users in 2012)

FB 1 Billion

The Best Numbered Toy (1957– tHe “HuLa hOOp” invented in 1957 and re-invented for 2013 by Karl Lagerfeld below)

Chanel Hula Hoop Handbag by Karl Lagerfeld 2013

The Best Number 5 (Chanel #5– “bottled” by Coco Chanel and financed by Pierre Wertheimer….)

CoCo Chanel and Pierre Wertheimer number 5

December 12, 2012 (12/12/12)

RE: W

W is for “Wonder”.

“She –CoCo Chanel–was the Eigth Wonder of the World–the greatest designer in history–who’s name was a household word.”
–John Fairchild (Publisher, WWD)

ReTold by Renee Ashley Baker
(ReneeAB9 and….5)

(NOW SCROLL DOWN FOR MOORE….)

New National Debt Solution ! (“The Baker Plan”) plus a Man to take me shopping? YEP!

November 26, 2012

FYI:

Renee Ashley Baker will “hopefully” work in Paris France for The Wertheimers and for “Erma French Perfume and Design”…..

Chanel 5 Perfume

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NOW, NOW, NOW

Guess Whose Welsh ?

My Grandmother — My Mother’s Mother (Mrs. Calvert) is a descendent of an English “Baron” from The New World ….

My Other Grandmother — My Father’s Mother (Mrs. Ashley) is of Welsh descent ….

As is the FABULOUS….

Dame Shirley Bassey

(Dame Shirley Bassey)

“Who Will Wear The Crown…Turn It Upside Down…Make The World Go Round…”
–lyrics by Renee Ashley Baker

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December 1, 2012

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Below…Happy Cyber Monday Shopping

For THEM

“A Castle Far Away” (at 2901…..Jamestown Court)

Castletown Geoghegan Ireland
8 Bedrooms, 7 Baths, 11,650 sq ft.
Cost: $3.9 Million
CONTACT: 2901 (Sherry FitzGerald Real Estate 011353-1-230 2901)

and….and…and…

For HIM the “Jag XL 2012”

(Cost: $79,000 to Buy; $799 per month to Lease)

#JaguarUSA com

AND….

For HER…. Fur

Fur, of course. Fur with Irish Crochet (a Pinterest photo below)

#NeimanMarcus com, #Barneys com, #J Mendel com

For Children

#BoutiqueForChildren com

AND

FOR POOCH

#FetchDogFashions com

and

For Help (On The Skin)

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite product to be a spokesmodel for….

#CremedelaMer com

and

For Help (On The Road)

The Roadside Assistant R148

#HerringtonCatalog com

Other CYBER MONDAY Shopping Sites:

For “INSPIRATION”….A BOOK (by a #Harvard Business School Prof)

#Amazon com

For A Holiday Photo Book by Yourself (To Use Those Thanksgiving and Christmas Photos)

MyPublisher com

For an “INSIGNIA” (Buy First Sergeant Stripes “Earrings” On Ebay)

#Ebay com

For GIVING PARTIES… Beluga Caviar Cake (and other holiday party food)

#Petrossian com

Did you know that all 364 “items” mentioned in the “12 Days Of Christmas” cost over $96,000?

HERE ARE SOME OF RENEE’S FAVORITE #CYBER MONDAY SHOPPING SITES:

http://www.NeimanMarcus com
http://www.Barneys com
http://www.BedandBreakfast com
http://www.Amazon com
http://www.Dubliwelecome com
http://www.RedEnvelope com
http://www.Bluefly com
www SheFinds com
http://www.FatWallet com
http://www.RetailMeNot com

RENEE’S FAVORITE CYBER MONDAY COMPANIES?

For Tiffany & Co “Diamonds”

#Tiffany com

For Louis Vuitton Tote Bags

#Louis Vuitton.com

and

My Mother’s Favorite “Crocodile Bag” (and other Chanel items)

# Chanel.com

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now…now…now….FOR

THE NEW CORPORATION
by
Renee Ashley Baker

PROBLEM: $16 Trillion in National Debt
(National Debt Holders hold $16 trillion in T-bills and T-bonds from the U.S. Treasury).

SOLUTION: A Debt for Debt SWAP
(The “National Debt Holder” would be offered an oppurtunity to TRADE/SWAP their T-bills/T-bonds for “x-number” of shares/bills/bonds (at equal dollar value) in a new corporation.
A NEW CORPORATION that would train then EMPLOY millions of “out of work” Americans).

I. NOW GET ME:
The T-bill/T-bond holder (aka –the NDH–aka the National Debt Holder) would NO LONGER BE OWED MONEY from the U.S. Treasury. The T-bill/T-bond holder would own shares of a NEW CORPORATION. (It would be a Non-Publicly Traded corporation so that stock brokers can’t “churn” stock value down).

II. FINANCING
This NEW CORPORATION would be funded (capitalized) by (a) Bank Loans from all of the major American Banks and by (b) Congress. $1-2 Billion Dollars would be allotted by Congress from the U.S. Treasury. (Remember–this won’t raise “the debt” as the U.S. Treasury will “no longer owe” National Debt Holders who agree to Trade/Swap their T-bills/T-bonds for new).

III. GOVERNANCE AND EXECUTIVES
The NEW CORPORATION would assemble a Board of Directors. Twelve “notables” such as: A Congressman, a Bank Chairman, an Economist, an Investment Banker, a Socialogist, an Environmentalist, a Marketing Executive, an Advertising Executive, a Manufacturing Executive, a Human Resource Executive, an OSHA Specialist, and 1 other.

IV. MISSION STATEMENT
(A) To “satisfy” National Debt Holders.
(B) To “train and employ” millions of Unemployed Americans.

V. HIRING AND TRAINING
FOUR WEBSITES would be designed and “put on” the world wide web (a North Region, South Region, East Region and West Region). Those AMERICANS who want to work would “REGISTER” on one of the four websites (using their Name, their Address, their ID/Driver’s License number, and– their “Unemployment ID” number).

VI. LOCATIONS
There would be 50 “locations”. Each “State” would have it’s own MANUFACTURING PLANT and TRAINING CENTER. Of course there would be no union–absolutely NO TRADE UNIONS !

VII. PARTNER COMPANIES (aka SUPPLIERS)
The NEW CORPORATION would allow “new businesses” (those in business 3 years or less) to obtain CONTRACTS (with the U.S. Government) to SUPPLY office items, office equipment, work clothes, lunch catering trucks as well as “Nuts and Bolts”. The NEW CORPORATION would solicit “bidding” through a website specially created for this purpose.

VIII. THE PRODUCT
The American Public will always want to save money, cut their budget, lower their monthly bills. What–is needed– is a “PRODUCT” to help Americans cut their ever rising “heat and utility” bills. Therefore—Millions of UNEMPLOYED AMERICANS would be :
(a) Trained to Manufacture Solar Panels.
(b) Trained to Install Solar Panels (on roof tops).

IX. NOW WAIT !
So far–SOLAR has not taken off (except for one solar company which installs solar panels on roofs then charges a monthly fee for “Solar Energy Usage” (just like a public utility does). Solar IS the way of the future. But WHY–hasn’t it been done right? Is it that NOBODY wants to “Buck Up Against” the utility companies? Well, the NEW CORPORATION would be a U.S. Government “organized and funded” Solar Energy Utility….
HOW–you ask–will this NEW CORPORATION make money? The answer: Two Ways.

1. By SELLING Solar Panel (roofing) to American home owners.

2. By LEASING Solar Panel Energy. (By CHARGING American home owners a monthly “Solar Energy Usage Fee” just like a public utility does).

The NEW CORPORATION would have, literally, millions and millions of CUSTOMERS.

X. THE NAME ? (Of the New Corporation ?)
“U. S. SOLAR (NDH)”

Of course, the name is similar to the great name U. S. STEEL….

XI. DISCLOSURE: My company “Solstice Ventures” would produce TV Commercials for the new U. S. Solar NDH (NDH stands for National Debt Holder…..)
BY THE WAY: Wouldn’t This New Corporation Plan Be Great For “SPACE EXPLORATION” ? And take the place of NASA?
Need I Say It? Okay, I Will: “BEAM ME UP SCOTTi”

Signed/Authored by:
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
(November 22, 2012)

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LOST THEN FOUND?

A former prisoner turned Chapel painter paints a portrait of assassinated President JFK, the painting gets lost and isn’t found again for 49 years? Sounds like fiction? It’s not. It’s a true story. Check Yahoo front page headlines for details.

Another Murder In Denver–This Time At The Denver Zoo….(Plus Buy Part 4: Irma’s House Of Numbers)

July 20, 2011

 

                                                AVAILABLE   NOW  !

         UNBELIEVABLE!   UNPREDICATBLE!   UNFORGETTABLE!

                                    Buy  Now Part  4  !!!

                               The Hunter Of Fascism:

                           “Irma’s House Of Numbers”

                    (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

                                                by

                                        R. A. Baker

                          (aka Renee Ashley Baker)

                           Available:  Now

                                Where:   Amazon Kindle Store

                                   Cost:      $10.99

                Also Available Now at Amazon Kindle Ebooks:

   Part 1 ($2.99)     Part 2 ($9.99)      Part 3 ($9.99)

TO BUY PART 4— CLICK LINK  BELOW TO AMAZON KINDLE: http://www.amazon.com/Part-Four-Counting-Conspiracy-ebook/dp/B005E07J96/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1311436896&sr=8-4

BUY PARTS  1, 2, 3–CLICK LINK BELOW TO AMAZON KINDLE:

http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=IRMA%27S+HOUSE+OF+NUMBERS

                                                

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                        MAN  DIES   AT  DENVER   ZOO”

SHOUT OUT

TO ROBERT MUELLER (Director of the F.B.I.):

You like Clemmie (you awarded him several commendations) and–I hope you like me.  I would like you to have the FBI look into a Denver case for possible Federal charges (for “violation of civil rights” and for “criminally neglegent homicide”).

SHOUT  OUT

To the NSA (or to any Corporations with private satellites in space):

I need “tape” from any satellite that may have been “above the Denver Zoo” during the week of July 17, 2011. (Send tape to the New York Times or to The Washington Post).  Thank You.

SHOUT OUT

To Newsweek Magazine, Ebony Magazine, AP/Reuters:

I’d like you to put “the victim’s photo” on the cover of your magazine and do a “cover story”.

SHOUT OUT

To The Lawyer Representing the Victim’s Family:

Ask for:  $10 million  (in compensatory damages)

                    $50 million  (in punitive damages)

Note: The City of Denver employs too  many “dirty liars”.   I will probably be filing a lawsuit against the Denver Public Library myself.  Denver Public Libary employees constantly “harassed me” about “who to do business with” in showbusiness.  This is why my answer is “NO” to showbusiness and “Hell No to Universal”….

Signed

E.R.A.

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Now–back to the FIRST  story:

Emma’s  birthday….

Diana Rigg as Emma Peel….

Happy Birthday Diana Rigg, age 73

 

P L U S

 

Waltzing With Marines ?

 

U.S. Marine Scott Moore invites Mila Kunis to the dance….

 

But

                                     White—says “NO”  to “Ray”

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        There is “NO” Renee Baker Studios (I shut it down).

         I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to Boston then–moving to France where I will work in the fashion and beauty industry. 

Renee Ashley Baker’s Companies below….

 

  WEDDING BELLS WILL BE RINGING

                   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “getting married” in the next 12 months.  Qualifications:  HE must be Caucasian/Jewish, 50-70 years of age.  I have already planned my wedding reception for 400 guests on a yacht (The Christina O !    from  Skorpios)….

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Re:  Irma’s House of Numbers

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT be selling “movie rights” to “Irma’s House of Numbers” to any motion picture studio….

VIEW  VIDEO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2384ayqnAho

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TO BUY PARTS 1, 2, 3, 4, (now):

AMAZON KINDLE STORE LINK: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Daps&field-keywords=IRMA%27S+HOUSE+OF+NUMBERS

New York State of Mind: Travel To New York (A Trip Planning Guide). . . .

February 22, 2011

 SHOUT  OUT  TO  FBI  ( “IC3”)…. and

Shout Out To Mr. Horner, Mr. Fallenberg, Mr. Fitzgibbons,  Mr. Strang, and Mr. Lenzner:

                  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be hiring a private security service….

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Now….

 I.  Travel Agents:

     a.  Fisher’s Travel

  TRIP  PLANNING WEBSITES

 II.  Trip Packages

        a.  Lastminute.com

III.  Air Force Bargains

        a.  Kayak.com

IV.   Luxury Hotel Bargains

       a.  Jetsetter.com

       b.  VoyagePrive.com

      c.  Tablet.com

      d.  Orbitz.com

V.    Reserve A Restaurant

      a.  OpenTable.com

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite New York Restaurants:

        a.  Russian Tea Room

        b.  Tavern On The Green

        c.   The Four Seasons

 

and   for   TLC

SHOUT  OUT   TO   RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  TEAM:

“Team!   Attend   Hut !”

 

    I.  New York Hair  Stylists

         a.  Kenneth Salon

   II.  New York Make Up Artists

          a.  Cloutier

          b.  Celestine Agency

          c.  The Wall Group

          d.  Tracy Mattingly

          e.   The Magnet Agency

          f.   Alexis Vogel

       

The  Chanel Cosmetics Counter at Barney’s New York

III.  New York Manicurists/Pedicurists

          a.  Jin Soon Choi Natural Hand & Foot Spa

          b.  Nail Spa/Dorothy’s   Salon

          c.   Jeunnesse

  IV.  New York Stylists

          a.  Rachel Zoe

          b.  Phillip Bloch

           c.  Britt Bardo

          d.  Judy Lederman

          e.  Greta Monihan

           f.  Rebecca Wynberg

          g.  Lynn & Lea       

V.   New York Photographers

          a.  Steven Meisel

          b.   Mathew Vriens-McGrath

          c.   Pavel Antonov 

         d.    Mark Seliger

          f.    David Sims

         g.   Jeff  Lipsky

          h.  Max Vadukal

          i.   Nick  Knight

         j.   Wired  Image

VI.     New York Jewelers

           a.   Tiffany & Co

           b.   J.W.  Blue Group

(All the above named are “fabulous” IF  you can get an appointment . . . .)

 

SHOUT  OUT TO NEW YORK PUBLISHERS:

re:  “LIVE!  (In Progress)” 

           A  Fashion and Beauty Book by Renee Ashley Baker

        Once I arrive in  New York  — I,  Renee Ashley Baker, will send a “LIVE! (In Progress)” book proposal to 9 book publishers (including Plume/Penguin and Perigee/Berkley).

 P L U S 

SHOUT  OUT  TO  SIRIUS/ XM

                                     (“The Dog Star”)

        I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with the Chairmaen of Sirius/XM about my radio show  (from Paris France).   I’ll accept a salary of $500,000 a year , 52 shows per year, on a 3  year contract.

plus….

Handbags !

         

 SHOUT  OUT  TO  TIFFANY  & CO

            I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “meet with” the Chairman of Tiffany & Co (in New York) about my designing a “crocodile handbag”. . . .

 

SHOUT  OUT  TO  CHANEL  (in Paris France)

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with the Chairmen of Chanel Corporation (in Paris France)  about Renee Ashley Baker’s perfume line (30/70 profit split with Chanel)….

then….

Wedding Bells for Renee . . . .

           I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with Janis Spindel ( Matchmaker ) when I arrive in New York City.

SHOUT OUT GREAT NEW YORK….

Falling Water (Upstate New York)  by Frank Lloyd Wright

 plus

 

SHOUT OUT TO THE U.S. PASSPORT OFFICE:

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in to “get an expedited passport”.    I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be MOVING to France.  I, Renee Ashley Baker will become a CITIZEN of France (Renee Ashley Baker will apply for citizenship and Renee Ashley Baker will NOT be returning to the United States)….

 

re:   “12  DOCUMENTS”

500-1000 Orders Needed (at $297 per order)

“NO” to Arnold Schwarzenegger.   (Arnold Schwarzenegger will NOT buy the  “movie” rights nor the “TV”  rights to the Renee Ashley Baker story and Arnold  Schwarzenegger will NOT  produce the Renee Ashley Baker story. 

 Still “NO” to Madonna (Madonna  will NOT Direct any projects for Renee Ashley Baker).  No to Angelina Jolie, and “No”  to ALL OTHERS who Renee Ashley Baker has previously said “NO” to.

 

SHOUT  OUT  TO ROLLS ROYCE  OF  FRANCE. . . . 

“Renee Ashley Baker WILL be  there !”

Thanksgiving! plus JFK, plus Mel Gibson, plus Black Friday !

November 20, 2010

   

                “Live! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker

ATTENTION  CHAIRMEN  OF  THE  BOARD:

Harper Collins/William Morrow and Co/Avon, Simon and Schuster, Hyperion, Viking Penguin, Atlantic Grove, St. Martin’s Press, HBG, Hearst Books, Bertelsmann/Random House/Knopf/Crown

                                  TO:  TEN BOOK PUBLISHERS

                                           A   PROPOSAL

                               A   LETTER  OF  AGREEMENT

THAT 1:  Publisher agrees: To publish a first printing of 350,000 books.

THAT 2:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker will receive (from the publisher) a CASH ADVANCE of 1 million dollars ($1,000,000).

THAT 3:  Publisher agrees:  Upon Publisher’s RECOUPMENT of said advance (by book sales) Renee Ashley Baker and the publisher would SPLIT all profits 30/70 respectively.

THAT 4:  Publisher agrees: Publisher shall retain EBOOK rights and AUDIO BOOK rights.

THAT 5:  Publisher agrees: Renee Ashley Baker shall retain “all” MOTION PICTURE RIGHTS and “all” TV RIGHTS.

 

                                        HAPPY   THANKSGIVING  !

                                      from  Renee  Ashley  Baker

 

To: My Mother (Mrs Ashley): 

       VIDEO #1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA&feature=related

To:  My Father: 

     VIDEO #2:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btOoDyMzNiM

 To:  My Brother  (James aka Baby Jesse)  :

     VIDEO #3:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__PU5CVSegg

To: Mel Gibson (Brother  2):

     VIDEO  #4:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6q0VcgOfIQA

             

                           for   november

THE FORMER FIRST LADY. . . .

New Book “Dear Mrs. Kennedy” by Jay Mulvaney

Katie Holmes as First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy

and….

“Cirque Jackie”  written by and starring Andrea Reese (below)

plus the holiday. . . .

Thanksgiving Dinner Online?   (Your  Gourmet at Pfaelzer com)

Appetizers Anyone ?

Pate on toast at Petrossian com

Beluga by itself at Petrossian com 

 

and  A Glass Of  Wine . . . .

       the classic

the light. . . .

 

the alcohol free wine. . . .

 
and then theres
The   Bubbly !

"Moet"

 

So—

Take a clutch to the Party. . . .

 

then

don’t forget

BLACK   FRIDAY:  The  $200 HDTV special 

“This deal is out and around”   but, warns  digital Goddess Kim Komando,  “It’s  720p  (not   1080p)”  . . . .

above, 19inch  JVC HDTV (cost: approx  $330)

WRITE ABOUT IT SMYTHSON:

 above, Day Planners by Smythson of Bond Street (LONDON)

and

VIDEO  DAD OR VIDEO  MOM ?

above, virtual video….(Say wha!  It’s here?)

and

Help for Grandma and Grandpa or _____?

above, Heat Trak snow melting mat for your front walk .  It really melts snow!  Sold at all BIG BOX STORES (now go get one). . . .

WANT TO TREAD  SAFELY THIS WINTER?  

Try Co Authority Carbon Monoxide Warning System

NOW

 FOR THE HOLIDAY:   

 At the  Westin Resort in Vail (AAAA)

at the movies

Below scene from:  Warren Miller’s new ski film “Wintervention”

 

So–You Wanna Be A Princess?

      marry a prince. . . .

plus

A Princess who designs jewelry:  Dorothy Hamil Designs Jewelry To Benefit Breast Cancer (exclusively at Helzbergs)

and

A Princess who Still Designs Wraps:

 above, the little black wrap. . . .

Well, 

Laser It  !

The Fraxel Laser beauty treatment by Dr. Patricia Wexler

Dr. Patrica Wexler (Renee Ashley Baker’s New York dermatologist?  I’d  like an appointment  Dr. Wexler. . . .)

and LASTER IT!    Zeltig Laser Fat Freezing aka Coolscupting

this laser really freezes fat !
 
 
and
What’s new with Housewives?

Socialite Sonja Morgan

for Princess Partying:  Why Chanel Cosmetics of course. . . .

For Partying:  Party Food

Dinner Rolls: (Mrs. Ashley’s favorite!)

Party Like Madmen:

 

A  Bunny Princess (In White):

                                               Suri  Cruise

 

vs

 

The Black Swan. . . .

                            Shiloh  Jolie  Pitt

 

and

The eye sees. . . .

Rare Pink (sold by Sothebys for $46 million dollars). . . .

 

 

PRESIDENT  JOHN  F. KENNEDY

PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY  AS    “J.J.”

VISIT:  www.JFKRFKASHLEY.Blogspot.com

 

Renee Ashley Baker  as The Mermaid

Visit Renee’s  Tripod: (click link) http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/id10.html

 

Fashion Night Out: In New York City by Renee Ashley Baker

October 1, 2010

  visit my new website at:  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

                                 above, Chanel couture 2010

Vogue editor Anna Wintour (at Fashion’s Night Out 2010 NYC) 

 Some goings on at Fashion’s Night Out 2010 NYC

and

what about . . . .

Fashion’s  Best Dressed List?

They are:

British First Lady Samantha Cameron

Princess Mary of Denmark (born in Hobart Tasmania) 

Princess Mafalda of  Hesse

Princess Diane von Furstenberg

SHOUT OUT TO:  PRINCESS VON FURSTENBERG 

    I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking for a fashion designer to manufacture a pure silk tee (a 100% silk t-shirt) featuring “Renee Ashley Baker’s INSIGNIA/SYMBOL”.   How bout it Princess?  Let’s have lunch in New York.  (I love Chinese food so shall we say Phillippe?)

T-shirts To be sold at:  Neiman Marcus and Barney’s ?????

plus

2nd     SHOUT OUT  TO ______ (????)

     I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking for a women’s wear manufacturer to manufacture a 100% cotton tee (t-shirt) that will also feature “Renee Ashley Baker’s INSIGNIA/SYMBOL”.

T-shirt To be sold at:  Lord & Taylor, Dillards, Robinson’s, The Broadway, Nordstrom ?????

T-shirts also To be sold :  On Renee Ashley Baker’s websites

and . . . .

above, Mrs. Ashley, Renee Ashley Baker’s  MOTHER  (wearing her 24kt  gold rings and real diamond pendant) 

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, have only one mother (she is pictured above). . . .

         I, Renee Ashley Baker,  am always talking about my mother—Mrs. Ashley–because she had such great style.  Even when she went to the bank –on King’s Highway in St. Louis–she looked like she stepped out of the pages of Vogue magazine (and I don’t think my mother had ever,  in her life,  even  SEEN  a Vogue or Harper’s Bazaar magazine).  My mother–Mrs. Ashley–had a bank full of money and she spent it–at Stix, Baer, Fuller and Famous Barr  (in St. Louis ) and at Neusteders and Denver Dry( in Denver).  Like I’ve stated previously my mother–Mrs. Ashley– bought– paid for–two houses.   My mother’s house in St. Louis was a mini-mansion that was brought over piece by piece from France in the 1920’s.  it had four bedrooms, a fireplace and mantel in every room, and gold leaf wallpaper on the walls (like they have in the palaces of Europe).  My mother spent many hours watching her favorite soap operas  “Edge of Night” and “Secret Storm” while sitting in her white Queen’s chair  (that came from Famous Barr).

    

 

 

 

 

 Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to New York City !

( above, Chanel couture 2008 and below,  Carey Mulligan on Vogue wearing  Chanel couture 2010)

SHOUT OUT TO MAGAZINE PUBLISHERS:

Photographs of Renee Ashley Baker (taken by DeSciose ) will be available (for sale)  to:  Vogue, Harper’s Bazaar, Vanity Fair, Glamour, Cosmopolitan, Elle, Mademoiselle, Marie Claire, Style, Life & Style, W, In Touch Weekly, Interview, Gotham, New York, Detour, Maxim, FHM,  Art & Antiques, Modern Photography, and  Newsweek Magazine and  US Magazine.

 

Renee Ashley Baker is “looking for a husband” ( in Colorado, in New York, in Canada, in Europe)

Renee Ashley Baker in NYC. . . .

August 24, 2010
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Bruce Willis in The Siege

The Crocodile God "Sobek" by Catherine C. Harris

 

ABOUT MY MOTHER: Mrs. B aka Mrs. Ashley 

My Mother owned/wore beautiful things like: BROWN crocodile high heels (with matching BROWN crocodile handbag) and  french perfume from Paris France (“Worth by  Je Reviens”) .  My mother also  loved hats  (hats that came from Stix, Baer, Fuller and Famous Barr in St. Louis Missouri ).   My mother  carried her hats with her whenever she traveled. . . . SO — when I, Renee Ashley Baker,  arrive in New York City I will meet with Samantha Thavasa and  Louis Vuitton about my designing “crocodile handbags” and “signature train/make up cases”.     In  Paris France — I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet  with the Chairmen of  Chanel (about Chanel launching a fragrance –a perfume –called “Renee”). . . .also. . . . in Paris France I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with the Chairmen of Hermes about my designing a “hatbox” called “Irmgard”. . . . 

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s mother wearing a ‘real’ diamond pendant. . . .

There will be “NO” book until Renee Ashley Baker is married to a terrific and successful Jewish Man: 

                                   (NOW   SCROLL   DOWN)

Garage Door Safety/Security: Garage Door Opener With Fingerprint I.D. (read below)

June 22, 2010

 

HOME   SAFETY 

 NEED  BARB  WIRE?       THEN  READ  ON…. 

 

 

IF–IF–there has been a rash of auto break-ins in your neighborhood (meaning smashing car windows and stealing Ipods, GPS, Laptops, and GARAGE DOOR OPENERS) maybe–you should  look into  garage door openers that work only with YOUR  fingerprint  I.D. 

TRY:  The Biometrix Master Lock Smart Touch Garage Door Opener  (pictured above).

VISIT:  http://www.automatedhome.co.uk/New-Products/Biometric-Garage-Door-Opener.html

 ALSO  TRY:

  Kwikset Smartscan Biometric Fingerprint I.D.  Deadbolt Lock sold by BRICK HOUSE SECURITY  (pictured above) .

VISIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42s69ZmmsEg&feature=related

 THE ABOVE PRODUCTS CAN BE PURCHASED ACROSS THE U.S. INCLUDING:  NEW YORK, D.C., PHILADELPHIA, NEW HAVEN, NEW PORT ETC  ETC  ETC

AND…. 

 About  Renee Ashley Baker

           4   DATES   WITH   RENEE   ASHLEY   BAKER

RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  PRESENTLY  HAS   HER   PROFILE  ON  EHARMONY,   JDATE,   AND  HANNIDATE….

QUALIFICATIONS  (Non-Negotiable):

1.  He must be Caucasian. (No religious preference–I love Jewish men ! )

2. He must reside in Colorado, or East Coast USA, or Canada,  or in Europe (but NOT in California).

3. He must earn  $250,000 – $1 million dollars per year.

SHOUT OUT TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S MEN ON:

 

AND…Renee Ashley Baker will be signing up with Selective Search Dating Service (on Park Avenue in  New York City)

BELOW: 

Renee  Ashley  Baker’s   Choo  Choos . . . .

BELOW:   Renee Ashley Baker as The Mermaid . . . .

  

 

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, am going to “get married”, design “handbags” and  design “jewelry boxes”  and sit on yachts in Monaco, Monte Carlo sipping champagne and scooping up beluga caviar…. 

                                                     and  now

SHOUT OUT TO MEDIA BLOGGERS AND LIFESTYLE BLOGGERS:

    Do  LINK  TO   This Blog:   “About Renee Ashley Baker”

www.ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com 

 

   (NOW   SCROLL   DOWN  BELOW   FOR   FATHERS)

                                            

                                                   

 

Fashion Week/Paris France:Women’s Page by Renee Ashley Baker

October 10, 2009
Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Xero79 (on Flickr)

Holloween Pumpkin #2 by Xero79 (on Flickr)

Renee Ashley Bakers  Aristocrat by Aristocrat (on Flickr)

Renee Ashley Baker's Aristocrat by Aristocrat (on Flickr)

CHANEL meets the ‘Bardot Beehive’….

Chanel Spring 2010

Chanel Spring 2010

Fashion Week Front Row at Chanel Marie-Josee

Fashion Week Front Row at Chanel Marie-Josee

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “I, Renee Ashley Baker, want front row tickets to fashion week and….I want to KISS DANIEL CRAIG and KISS MEL GIBSON TOO)

Plus…More (Moore) Woman Size Couture?

Balmain spring 2010 2

Balmain spring 2010 2

Christian Dior spring 2010 2

Christian Dior spring 2010 2

Christian Dior spring 2010 1

Christian Dior spring 2010 1

plus–remember–“They Don’t Know Where It’s At”

https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com/2007/08/27/history-monday-they-dont-know-where-its-at/