Posts Tagged ‘Comedy’

TO: SURI, LUCIA, SJP and Baby Blue Ivy “Happy Thanksgiving”… (plus NEW CHRISTMAS SONG from Renee Ashley Baker)

November 13, 2012

“Good-Bye To Mary Martin’s Son” from Renee Ashley Baker

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LISTEN To Renee’s New Christmas Song (Click On Diamond Microphone Below)

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“INFRARED” starring Renee Ashley Baker

(to view video click “Infrared” photo below)

(Now Scroll Down For “Killing Em With Laughter”…)

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REMEMBER THESE GEMS?

“GOLDWATER IS GOING TO KILL EVERYBODY” (1964)

“WILLIE HORTON KILLED SOMEBODY” (1988)

“ROMNEY KILLED MY WIFE” (2012)

“DON’T KILL NOBODY, JUST SLEEP WITH A GUY…” (2012)

AND….

Renee Ashey Baker’s 2012 Obama Campaign Ad Response ( Rebuttal ? )

To View New Video Click On Photo Of Renee Ashley Baker Below

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I’ll be moving on to Paris France to hopefully work for The Wertheimers and Erma French Perfume and Design…

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“TOMB OF THE UNKNOWN SOLDIER”

SCROLL DOWN FOR MY “VETERAN’S DAY 2012” POST….

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Chanel The Deal? (plus FACEBOOK/big photo “In My Opinion” is now on + Hello France, Congrats To Ashley’s Hubby + Read My Poem and HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY)

May 19, 2012

ANNIE

THANDIE

ANNIE …..

I’ve proposed two “Big Screen” motion picture projects for black actresses….I hope someone will produce them….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker
(P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, cannot work on either of them….I am on my way out of the country…..I want to see France….)

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“Sentry Chanel”
Although the woman in this picture is probably “looking out for a Man”….I’ve named this picture “Sentry Chanel” because it reminds me of the time when I was a little girl (ages 2 or 3 or so) when I would spend hours sitting at the window sill staring out the window. (I had on the window sill my set of plastic plates with the pink roses on them and the plastic Tea Pot to match).

“Royal Purple Chanel”

TERMS: I, Renee Ashley Baker, have “revised” the terms of the DEAL that I want with the owners of Chanel Corporation. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like $9 million dollars a year–for 4 years–with a $2 million dollar signing bonus. MEANING–$32 million dollars for 70% ownership of “Erma French Perfume and Design” , “Ashley Lane Jewelers” and “Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed”….All three “Erma” companies will be headquartered in Paris France…. and….

NO TO DONALD TRUMP, NO TO ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER (I do not need either of them for anything) and NO to Janet Jackson and The Jacksons…(I will not be doing any television)….

p l u s

View My New “In My Opinion” (photo album) on MY FACEBOOK PAGE ….
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and….

Renee Ashley Baker will be MOVING TO PARIS FRANCE TO WORK FOR TIFFANY & CO, AND XM/SIRIUS AND CHANEL (AND I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL WEAR MY $7,000 CHANEL SUITS TO WORK EVERYDAY)….

Hey–Execs at Big Photo, Would You Like To Sponsor Renee Ashley Baker in Southhampton?

Indy 500 2012 Winner Dario Franchitti

Ashley and Hubby Dario

The Beautiful Actress Ashley Judd

and….

Renee Ashley Baker Would Like To Start The LeMans Grand Prix in Monaco

p l u s

To View Poem About Renee Click On Pink Rose Poem Below….

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PLUS….

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY SJP….”
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Click On Renee Below To View Videos….

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking for that “Love Match” (in The Hamptons, in Paris France, in ….)

plus

SHOUT OUT TO X/M SIRIUS (For a radio show in Paris France) AND SHOUT OUT TO FORD MODELING (For Spokesmodel Jobs at AT&T, General Motors, Moet, Jimmy Choo ????? )

plus

“FUNK ME SNOOPY”….

(click on Snoopy to view video)

WHAT I PLAN: To go to The Hamptons (Southampton) for the summer, date some “Janis Spindel men”, go to Paris France and attend “cocktail parties and yacht parties” with some Rothschild family members, some Chandon family members….and LAUNCH my “perfume line” with the owners of CHANEL CORPORATION and design for LVMH, TIFFANY & CO and HERMES….
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plus

SPONSORS SPONSORS SPONSORS “HOW BOUT IT HAAGEN DAZ”

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SHOUT OUT TO “I DO STREAM”….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, Need a Sponsor For My Internet Broadcast. Time: This Summer. The planned Location? The Hamptons….
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CLICK ON VIDEO CAM BELOW TO VIEW “SNOOPY VICTORIA”:

TO VIEW NEW VIDEO VISIT TRIPOD: http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Tripod.com

YES, I PICKED HIM TOO….News For April 20, 2012 (plus view “Beloved”)

April 1, 2012

Dick Clark was born November 30, 1929 to Julia Fuller Clark and Richard Augustus (August) Clark. He began his radio career at WOLF-AM in Syracuse New York. Then, Dick got his “big break” in television when he became “host” of Philadelphia’s “Bandstand”. The year? 1956….

So Don’t Miss…..

VIEW NEW VIDEO ON TRIPOD: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

PLUS

SEE RENEE’S SELF-PORTRAITS at: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com

plus

SEE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ON VIDEO…TO VIEW RENEE’S VIDEOS CLICK ON THE THREE PHOTOS OF RENEE ASHLEY BAKER BELOW….

GOTTA HOUSE?
HAVE YOU GOT A FURNISHED HOUSE AVAILABLE IN NEW YORK–IN SOUTH HAMPTON OR EAST HAMPTON?

TIME NEEDED: MAY 30,2012 – AUGUST 30, 2012 OR 5/30-10/30,2012
LEASE TERMS: FREE OR NEGOTIABLE
INCOME: I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL BE COMING TO NEW YORK TO MEET WITH FORD MODELING, CLICK MODELS MANAGEMENT, SOTHEBY’S AUCTION HOUSE (AND WITH JANIS SPINDEL).

JUST STOCK THE FRIGE AND THE BAR AND RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE THERE!

CONTACT:RENEE ASHLEY BAKER EMAIL: ErmaAshley46@Yahoo.com

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS WITH AT&T and VIRGIN MOBILE….

(BOOST MOBILE PHONE SERVICE IS “CRAP” and “MANURE”)

Now….view Renee Ashley Baker’s below…..

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(and still “no” to John Elway)

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER NOW ON “TRIPOD”….VIEW RENEE’S VIDEOS…RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS LOOKING TO “LAUNCH” A FASHION CAREER AND–AND– RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS “LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND” AND RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IS PLANNING TO “GET MARRIED”….(RENEE IS “LOOKING FOR A MAN”….)

TO VIEW “TRIPOD” CLICK LINK HERE: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

TO FRIENDS…FANS…AND….

TO THE MATCHMAKERS IN NEW YORK….

THE “HE” — THE PROSPECT– THE “HUSBAND” MUST BE 50-70 YEARS OF AGE, MUST BE CAUCASIAN/JEWISH, MUST RESIDE IN NEW YORK, OR PARIS FRANCE, OR ISRAEL, OR SCANDINAVIA/THE NETHERLANDS AND– BE A MILLIONAIRE/BILLIONAIRE….

VIEW 7 VIDEOS….STARRING RENEE ASHLEY BAKER…..

TO VIEW RENEE’S VIDEOS VISIT LINKS BELOW:

VIDEO #1:http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/108642278

VIDEO #2: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141464

VIDEO #3: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141501

VIDEO #4: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141501

VIDEO #6: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141528

VIDEO #7: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141561

VIDEO #8: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141580

VIDEO #10: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141580

VIDEO #12: http://www.myspace.com/video/rid/111141659

VIDEO DETAILS:
THESE 7 VIDEOS WERE BROUGHT TO YOU BY “V”…
“V” FOR VICTORY, “V” for VICTORIA, AND “V” FOR VIVITAR….
“LOVE & HAPPINESS: WOMAN IN THE MIRROR”
STAR, PRODUCER, DIRECTOR: RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
CAMERA: VIVITAR 508
TRIPOD: TARGUS
HAIR: WIGS BY OSCAR AND BY NEW FREEDOM
MAKE UP/FOUNDATION: PERFECT FINISH BY FASHION FAIR
EARRINGS: FROM H & M (OF SWEDEN)
DRESS: FROM MACY’S OF NEW YORK (BY JESSICA HOWARD)
MATCHMAKERS: JANIS SPINDEL AND CLAIR WEXLER
LOCATION: WELL SEE FOR YOURSELF

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER999 IS ALSO ON “YOU TUBE” (CHECK IT OUT !!!)

Glamorous Wednesday: Mothers Who Have Lovely Girls In The “Big City”

May 20, 2008

Lovely by Sarah Jessica Parker                                                   

 

       (I MEAN ON THE “BIG SCREEN”)

                                            Sarah Jessica Parker as the fabulous \

               “SEX and the CITY” (The Movie)

Below: “Sex’s” world premiere (in London)

                                          Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Catrall, Cynthia Nixon, and Kristin Davis

The Fashion:  Vivienne Westwood (Kim Catrall) Calvin Klein (Cynthia Nixon) vintage fuscia (on Kristin Davis) and Carrie’s fabulous “rose” hat is by the fabulous Paris milner Phillip Tracey.  Carrie’s “spring green” dress and black croc pumps are both by Alexander McQueen….

(Renee’s aside:  “I’ll be in to pick up my “black croc pumps” Mr. McQueen”….)

Alexander McQueen\'s Black Croc Pumps $1,445

P.S. (Renee’s aside 2:  “I want all four of you ‘Sex & The City’ girls to come to dinner at my new $5.2 million dollar mansion in Washington DC….I’m a Carrie now –okay ?  View Renee’s “Champagne” (click link): http://snapshot.parade.com/mainemb.php?g2_itemId=1147459

Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’ first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “output deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars….

PREVIEW: “From One….To The Other?”

January 8, 2008

FROM THIS:

 TO  THIS:

“No, No, No, No, No To Hillary”….

(“Yes To Giuliani….Renee Ashley Baker’s candidate will ‘remain’ Rudy Giuliani….”) Rudy Giuliani 1

Still “NO” to Gail/Gale  (I will testify against Gail/Gale). Still “NO” to Madonna (Madonna is a Dog). Still “NO” to the Mexican extortionists/criminals.