Posts Tagged ‘Colorado Real Estate’

Election Day Humor/History by Renee Ashley Baker

November 2, 2010

     

 

    “Don’t  call  me  Mam!”

 


and

 

“What?  Did somebody say WHORE ?”

 

 SO

 

“That’s right  bee–atch!”

 

 

 

 

 IT

 

 

“Say– Ladies, high heels are on sale down the street and did you know that RAPISTS are born that way?”

 

goes

 

 

 “Could  ALL of you please kiss lipstick on a  pig’s ____”

 

 

 

And  So It  Goes . . . .

 

   INSERT: “Chariots of Fire” music here

 

 

THE  BIG  LAUNCH ? 



 The Final Voyage

above, Astronaut Nicole (Nikki) Stott

 One of 7 crew members on board “Discovery” (the seventh being Robonaut 2 (R2) the first state-of-the-art human-like ANDROID.

above, Renee Ashley Baker’s  R2D2  (from Star Wars)

above, space shuttle “Discovery” being launched (photo by Tony Gray/NASA)

The  Fragrance  Voyage

Speak  Now. . . .

Country music star Taylor Swift will create her own line of perfume and fragrance products to launch in late 2011

 

 

 

 

 

above,  Chanel (Renee #9 by Chanel ?) 

 

Women–Do you want sculpture without Botox?

above, The Sculptured House (aka The Sleeper House)built on Genesee Mountain in 1963 by architect Charles Deaton.  

Listed by:   Kentwood Cherry Hills Real Estate  (Denver). 

Auction Date:  November  10, 2010 

Opening Bid:  $3 million dollars

 

 

 

 

Women–Do you  want romance ? 

Try Janis Spindel’s  Matchmaking Service….

 

and  on portraits. . . . 

 

above, “Portrait Of A Lady”   (painted in 1919) 

 George Romney (1734-1802) was an English painter renowned for his portraits of aristocratic women.  Do you know who painted “Portrait Of A Lady” ?

 

above, Rose Elizabeth Kennedy (b 1890) wife of Joseph P. Kennedy, Sr.  and mother of President John  F.  Kennedy

 

DO YOU KNOW WHERE THIS LOCATION IS ? 

 

 

 

 

 (Hint:  It’s Renee Ashley Baker’s New Home in France)

Answer:  the French Riviera

 

 

 

 

and. . . .

Final Quiz: 

Do you know who this  Woman  is ?

 

 

 

 

above,  Mozart’s sister  Nannerl

VIEW  VIDEO:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19ZQC5LIjiw

and

(HOW ABOUT   A  LINK ?)

LINK TO THIS POST (copy and paste):

https://reneeashleybaker.wordpress.com

 

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HOUSE FOR SALE….DENVER, COLORADO

October 19, 2009
House For Sale

House For Sale

THE HOUSE FOR SALE IS MY MOTHER’S HOUSE (THAT IS-THE HOUSE FOR SALE IS MRS ASHLEY’S HOUSE)….I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, PRESENTLY RESIDE IN CHERRY CREEK –IN DENVER– AND I AM HERE, IN DENVER, SELLING MY MOTHER’S HOUSE…. (I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE A PROFIT OWNERSHIP PERCENTAGE IN THE HOUSE)….

AMENITIES:

1. Good Neighborhood/Good Schools (In George Washington High School District)
2. Within Walking Distance of Stapleton’s and Monaco Parkway’s ‘million dollar homes’.
3. City Bus Transportation (2 different bus routes within 2 blocks of each other)
4. School Bus Transportation (Yellow school bus picks up and drops off within blocks of the house)
5. Community (within walking distance): Shopping Center, Medical Center, Super Markets, Sams Club, Fast Food Restaurants (Panera Bread), Office Park (with several banks) Federal Center (New Federal Center to house FBI is being built within walking distance at Stapleton)

HOUSE SPECIFICS:

1 Floor/Ranch Style (All Brick)
Corner Lot
Fenced Back Yard
3 Bedrooms/1 Bath
Living Room/Dining Area
A Must See (for First Time Buyers or as A Rental)

ASKING PRICE: $350,000 (can make allowances)

TIME: Can “Quick Close” by November 30th for “Home Buyer Tax Credit”)

CONTACT: House For Sale (cpash21@yahoo.com)