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FRANCE NEWS! ERMA NEWS ! (plus…. #DRUG USE IN HOLLYWOOD: “I’ll Just Say No” says Renee Ashley Baker )

May 28, 2013

Regines

I’LL SAY YES (TO OPENING A DISCO IN FRANCE!)

Disco in France

P L U S M O R E N E W S…..

The-New-York-Times building

SAY YES (TO PERFUME….)

ERMA FRENCH PERFUME & DESIGN TO LAUNCH !

(AT NEIMAN MARCUS….)

Erma French Perfume and Design will be headquartered in Paris France and will (hopefully) be owned by The Wertheimer Brothers (70%) by Renee Ashley Baker (15%) and by “C” (15%)…. Erma French Perfume and Design consists of: Renee #9 Perfume, Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed (French milled linens), and Ashley Lane Jewelers (original jewelry designs by Renee Ashley Baker selling for $9000-$100,000).

(No ownership by Arie Kopelson, nor by Charles Koppelman, nor by Jack Welch, nor by Donald Trump).

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NOW….I MUST….EXPLAIN….

Drug Addict

May 29, 2013 (Wednesday)

re: THE I R S (JUST SAY NO)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t want to lose any of my “friends and fans” so I’ve decided to “explain” a few things. There used to be a thing on a motion picture called a “dope budget”. This “budget” was a “hidden expense” whereby drug addicted movie stars could get the movie they were working on to “pay for their illegal drug habit”. Now–what seems to be going on–is that “drug dealers and dope runners” are forcing (and I mean FORCING) movie producers to cast their drug addicted “clients”. SAY WHAT! You can imagine why somebody like myself is “JUST SAYING NO” to “drug addicted actors and actresses”. You see, I can’t talk to Christie Brinkly now because I don’t know yet what “they” might be up to; like—trying to turn a “fragile” Alexa into “crack head” Tatum Oneal (???) well, I won’t be a party to it. I think its a shame what has happened to Redmond Oneal (Farrah Fawcett’s son); Tatum Oneal (Ryan Oneal’s daughter); Anna Nicole Smith’s son, and Marie Osmond’s son. I am “still angry” about what was done to “A-list movie star” Whitney Houston. You see, when “drug dealers” get up “nerve enough” to “walk into a bank with cash money” (like they did at HSBC in London) then “drug dealers” will “try and do anything”. (By the way, I believe the IRS was right in trying to “vet” the “tea Party charity organization filings”. I truly believe that “drug dealers” (drug cartels) are going to begin using these “charity organizations” to “launder drug money”. Why? Because contributors to these “tea party charity organizations” can remain UNDISCLOSED. And yes–I do believe “tea partyers” are that STUPID!) So–you see….I’m out. I’m out of the “production” business. I won’t be setting up any movie payrolls nor any TV payrolls. No payrolls unless they are “fashion industry” payrolls. (I’d still like to do a “FB Show” for Mark Zuckerberg from France–from the French Riviera–for 500,000 shares of “FB Stock”. And I’d “love” to do an “event” for Erma French Perfume and Design (a “Fashion Walks” ) to be held at New York’s Standard Hotel. That is-the Andre Balazs Shelter Island resort where first “sister” Pipa Middleton vacationed ….)

NOW….

p.s. What does cowtown Denver keep bothering me about Beyonce for ? I, Renee Ashley Baker, have no plans to do any projects with Beyonce nor with Jay-Z. Beyonce will not be singing the Renee Ashley Baker song, “DIAMONDS”. (Beyonce is a writer and she can write her own songs). So–you cowtown hillbillies don’t keep saying Beyonce’s name around Denver….Okay?

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in Paris France launching Erma French Perfume and Design with –hopefully–The Wertheimers)

Signed
Renee Ashley Baker aka Renee AB 9

troubled Redmond ONeal in jail

(photo of a “troubled” Redmond Oneal in jail….)

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TO MY FRIENDS PLUS NO TO JACK WELCH…..(Mother’s Day 2013—“Happy Mother’s Day”—To my Mother — By Renee Ashley Baker)

May 4, 2013

House Clipart

DEAR FRIENDS:

re: A BRIDGE LOAN (ON REAL ESTATE)

I, Renee Ashley Baker, “may” need a $1 Million Dollar “real estate loan” for 3-5 years (until my lawsuit is settled).

TERMS: A 3-5 year “promissory note”.

COLLATERAL: Real Estate
(The “collateral” is residential real estate property that is valued at $1 million dollars). I will “sign” the “promissory note” (for $1 million dollars) in 30 days. (I’ll have a “real estate closing” in 30 days in New York and the $1 million dollars will be used to purchase the residentential property.)
No books–No song lyrics. Neither books nor song lyrics will be given as “collateral” for this million dollar loan. . . .
P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will not, NOT be doing any business with Jack Welch. (I said “Wertheimer” NOT Jack Welch). Jack Welch will not, NOT be financing anything for Renee Ashley Baker. Jack Welch will not be financing Renee Ashley Baker’s companies. Jack Welch will not be financing Renee Ashley Baker’s real estate purchases. And…still “NO” to Oprah Winfrey. No to John Elway, No to the “the Phipps family”. No to Eminem, No to Dr. Dre. No to Jill Scott. No to Madonna, No to Beyonce, No to Jay-Z, No to Sean Puffy Combs, No to Simon & Schuster, No to California, No to Geffen, No to Dreamworks, No to NBC, No to ABC, No to CBS, NO to Christie Brinkley. No to Gail King, No to Pam Grier, No to Charlize Theron, No to Melanie Griffith, No to Kim Basinger, NO to Meryl Streep. No to Lady Gaga. No to Universal/MCA and No to Warner Bros/Interscope. NO TO MITT ROMNEY. NO TO DONALD TRUMP. NO TO ALL OTHERS I’VE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO. AND NO TO CHRISTINA AGUILLERA.

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“IN DEFENSE OF PRESIDENT OBAMA”

by

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

The Buck Stops Where ?

President Obama in Oval Office

I, Renee Ashley Baker, have grown “fond” of President Obama (the 56th Inaugurated President of the United States). And not just because some Chick-fil-a driver sat parked out in front of this public library and told me in a nasty, curt, tone of voice, that I’d better start liking Chick-fil-a…. (“TAKE THAT CHICKEN CRAP BACK OKAY”)…. This pre- Mother’s Day post is about those “P-Whipped” you-know-whats who did not DIS-OBEY ORDERS and “hop in their F-18’s” and “give aid”….. I ask: What Were We Doing In Benghazi In The First Place? (SomeBody made a joke and said that Ambassador Stevens went back to the Benghazi Consulate on September 10th to “get some gold bars”….)

Seriously though….I believe these “cockamamie” hearings are just another attempt to “harass” President Obama and thwart Hilary Clinton’s bid for President in 2016.

THE PLAYERS….

PRESIDENT OBAMA (COMMANDER IN CHIEF)

President Obama 2

What? Did I hear President Obama say, “Do Whatever Is Necessary….By Whatever Means Necessary”? (President Obama said this upon his getting “news” of the Benghazi “situation”).

Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta (The Pentagon)

Panetta Gives Speech On  Leadership and Public Service

What was Secretary of Defense Leon doing? What was “HE” doing all that time prior to and during the “Benghazi attacks”? Was he just “sitting” in the Sit Room (Situation Room) aka MC (Mission Control) ?

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (aka “Hillary”)

US secretary of state, Hillary Clinton

Hillary already “fell on her sword” and took full “credit” for “Benghazi”….SO–what are these goddamn stupid hearings about? (Maybe they should be about why we were in Benghazi in the first place….)

General Patraeus (Director of the CIA)

CIA Director Patraeus

Why was there no “intel” about the “Benghazi attack” ? Why was there no “Jack Bauer” phoning in, on his trusted cell phone, ( to the SEC DEF) the “details” about what was planned to “go down” in Benghazi ?

JUST WHAT REALLY WAS GOING ON IN BENGHAZI ?

(aka THE AFTERMATH)

Benghazi Consulate Before

Benghazi Consulate before

There was absolutely “no security” around the Benghazi consulate. Why? What REALLY was going on there? Up to “no good” I suspect. I suspect that there was something “no good” (aka “ILLEGAL”) going on at the CIA Annex and that whatever was going on in there was the reason for the RETALIATION at the Benghazi Consulate. (It has been said that the CIA Annex was being used to “hold–detain–and TORTURE suspected terrorists”. If so–then– I guess we got what we deserved).

Map of Benghazi

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Benghazi Consulate After…..

Benghazi Consulate after

Benghazi Consulate Being Investigated

Benghazi Consulate being investigated

WHY?

WHY DID AMBASSADOR STEVENS RETURN TO WHAT EVEN “HE” DESCRIBED AS AN “ANTICIPATED INCENDIARY HOTBED”….

U S Ambassador Chris Stevens

Why didn’t Ambassador Stevens bring, with him, on September 10, 2012, TRANSPORT to EVACUATE the three remaining “staff” at the Benghazi Consulate?…..

anyway……

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, will be moving to Paris France…
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and also this week let us not forget “Mummy”…. (On Mother’s Day)

F L O W E R S

Pro Flowers Mothers Day Flowers with Purple Vase

Or….a gift for Mommy (diamonds…. from Tiffany & Co)
Mothers Day 1920s by Tiffany & Co

“Happy Mother’s Day” to my one and ‘only’ Mother
(Portrait Of A Lady)
–Signed Renee Ashley Baker

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(above Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother–The Beautiful Mrs A– wearing REAL diamond pendant and 24 kt gold rings….Click photo above to view “The Erma Foundation”…..)

ABOUT MY MOTHER:

1. My Mother Erma/Irma made me French toast for breakfast when I was a little girl (in St. Louis Missouri).

2. My Mother Erma/Irma was a “ballet mother” who paid for my “ballet lessons” (starting at age 7 and I danced “en pointe” at the age of 9).

3. My Mother Erma/Irma used to let the neighborhood children come to her house–to her 4 bedroom mini-mansion to watch “color tv”. My Mother’s mini-mansion had been brought over piece from Paris France to St. Louis Missouri by a Jewish millionaire. (My Mother Erma/Irma had the only “color tv” on the block at that time back in the early 1960’s).

4. My Mother Erma/Irma never, never drank alcohol, she never smoked cigerettes, she never told lies and she didn’t steal. (In fact, Mother would always repeat that old adage “If you lie you’ll steal and if you steal you’ll tell a lie”…)

5. My Mother Erma/Irma was an Army wife and an Air Force Mother. (Mother was also an “Eastern Star”).

6. My Mother didn’t like Italians. (I guess this is why I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t “care for” Italian Men).

7. My Mother Erma/Irma had beautiful gardens. In St. Louis, strangers would stop their cars, come and knock on our door, and ask my Mother Erma/Irma how she got her “rose bushes” to grow so beautifully. (Mother’s fur storer–Mr. Lloyd of Marks Lloyd furs in Cherry Creek–would also comment on my Mother’s beautiful “pink rose bushes”. (My Mother’s “crocodile heels” and “mink strollers” were coveted by me and hopefully I’ve captured some of my Mother’s things –in photographs–and in elegance and in mystery — on my FLICKR page.

8. My Mother Erma/Irma was a “life long Democrat”. (Which is why I, Renee Ashley BAker, will once again become a “registered Democrat”).

9. My Mother’s Foundation (The Erma/Irma Foundation) will be headquartered on the “upper east side” of New York City. And my Mother’s “Erma French Perfume and Design” will be headquartered in Paris France.

Mothers Christofle Tea Service

My Mother Erma/Irma’s Sterling Silver Tea Service (like I said–I, Renee Ashley Baker, used to polish my Mother Erma/Irma’s Silver….)

Mahalia Jackson Sings

Mahlia Jackson (My Mother Erma/Irma’s Favorite Singer) Click Photo Above To Listen….

Mahalia Jackson The Best Of

“The Best Of Mahlia Jackson”….Click Photo Above To View Video…..

NOW….FOR FAMILY FUN …..

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Photo Printer (from 1963 – 2013)….

Polaroid GL 10 mobile printer

Poloroid GL 10 — poloroid com
(A Mobile Printer for “Family Reunions” “Parties” “Etc”

FASHION WEEK: The Women’s Page by Renee Ashley Baker

September 23, 2009

WOMAN SIZE TALENT: TAYLOR SWIFT RARE GOLD

Taylor Swift Rare Gold

Taylor Swift Rare Gold

WOMAN SIZE STEPPING: Renee Ashley Baker’s Choos

Jimmy Choo Fall/Winter 2009

Jimmy Choo Fall/Winter 2009

WOMAN SIZE RUSSIAN

Vogue Russia October 2009

Vogue Russia October 2009

WOMAN SIZE SAINTLY HOOD:

BLACK:  St. Johns Little Black Dress

BLACK: St. John's "Little Black Dress"

WOMAN SIZE SIGNALING:

Nanette LaPore Couture

Nanette LaPore Couture

WOMAN SIZE SOCIALITING:

Renee Ashley Bakers Winter White Chanel as modeled by Claudia Schiffer

Renee Ashley Baker's "Winter White Chanel" as modeled by Claudia Schiffer

WOMAN SIZE METROPOLITAN:

Claudia Schiffer at Metropolitan Museums Model as Muse Fashion Extravaganza in August 2009

Claudia Schiffer at Metropolitan Museum's "Model as Muse" Fashion Extravaganza in August 2009

WOMAN SIZE SCOOTERING:

Christie Brinkley Always Ageless

Christie Brinkley Always Ageless

WOMAN SIZE GIVING:

Marie Osmond Goes Read For Women

Marie Osmond "Goes Read For Women"

WOMAN SIZE READING:

10 10 10 by Suzy Welch

"10 10 10" by Suzy Welch

WOMAN SIZE SPRINTING:

Glamour 100 Meter Run in Berlin

Glamour 100 Meter Run in Berlin

Glamours 100 Meter Run in Berlin

Glamour's 100 Meter Run in Berlin

WOMAN SIZE CALLING:

Renee Ashley Bakers AT&T Blackjack by Samsung

Renee Ashley Baker's AT&T Blackjack by Samsung

WOMAN SIZE GIVING:

Miss Virginia Shaves Head For Charity?

Miss Virginia Shaves Head For Charity?

WOMAN SIZE PARENTING:

Freckles as done by Jullianne Moore

Freckles as done by Jullianne Moore

WOMAN SIZE EXERCISE:

Renees Exercise Instructor Jonathan Urla (hes Ukrainian)

Renee's Exercise Instructor Jonathan Urla (he's Ukrainian)

WOMAN SIZE HEALTHY: Renee Ashley Baker’s Vitamin Drink

One A Day For Women

One A Day For Women

WOMAN SIZE HOME SAUNA:

LuxSauna Infrared Heat Home Sauna

LuxSauna Infrared Heat Home Sauna

WOMAN SIZE BEAUTY: Renee Ashley Baker’s Chanel Cosmetics:

Chanel Lipstick Pallette

Chanel Lipstick Pallette

WOMAN SIZE TOTEING: Renee Ashley Baker’s Chanel Carry All

Chanel Multipurse

Chanel Multipurse

WOMAN SIZE CREAMY: Renee Ashley Baker’s Face Cream:

Creme De La Mer

Creme De La Mer

TO THE WORLDWIDE PRESS/MEDIA AND TO MY READERS (IN 80 COUNTRIES AND 50 STATES….)

Just so that all of my “readers” and “fans” know “the deal”…I “am” looking for a man–caucasian–to live with in Germany. And–I’m looking on Eharmony, Match.com,Chemistry.com and Matt’s Little Black Book (NYC). I’ll post all “results” on this Blog!

2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be residing in Germany and Monaco Monte Carlo for the next 1-5 years. (I plan to ask Prince Albert for a “title”. How about “Commandette of the Empire of the Principalities”? ).

3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have Ford Modeling Agency in New York City represent me as “Spokes Model” for 20 Companies (plus Swarovski of Austria to design a line of jewelry boxes “Pandora’s Box”)

4. I, Renee Ashey Baker, still say “NO”: No to TMZ, No to Fox 31, No to David Geffen, No to Madonna, No to Gale Hurd, No to Gail Katz, No to Warner, No to Warner Bros, No to Warner Books, No to Universal, No to Grammercy, No to MCA/Farm, No to rappers, No to rap music, No to the music industry, No to CBS.

Alumni: NYU, Columbia, Harvard, plus Germany Memorial Day

May 20, 2009

 

                         Renee Ashley Baker’s  Universities….

Columbia UniversityNew York University

Harvard University

 

           10.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, attended two private colleges. 

                                               HELLO  ALUMS !

         To all those who attended New York University, Columbia University in New York, and Harvard University  I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to run an advertisement for your business (your lawfirm, your apparel company, your day spa, your consulting firm, your hand bag company, your foundation, your restaurant, your travel agency, your mortgage company, your real estate brokerage, your software company, your fashion boutique, your art gallery, your photography studio, your architechtural firm, and your shoe company (aka Brown Shoe Company in St. Louis– Missouri).

               As you may know 70 Million People log on to the internet each day.  Approximately 700 Million People log on to the internet each week–worldwide.   (And–75% of all American households now have the internet).

               Also–as you may know a “display ad” in a local daily newspaper may reach 200,000 -500,000 readers (and can cost from $1,000-$10,000 for a one-time only run).  By contrast, an advertisement on a Blog can reach 70 million web-surfers/web shoopers each day and will cost far less than a newspaper ad.

             The minimum run on my Blog for small to medium size businesses  is 1 month ($200) and 3 months (for $600) and 6 months (for $1200).   Large “corporations” must buy for 12 months minimum (or $2400). 

               I, Renee Ashley Baker, look forward to hearing from you and I look forward to promoting your product or services.

              Very truly yours,

              RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

 

                      “25 Things About Renee Ashley Baker”

11.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am giving my mother (Mrs. Ashley) an endowment (a chair) at Wellesley.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am giving my father (Mr. Ashley) an endowment (a chair) at Harvard.

 12.       I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a permanent citizen of Monaco Monte Carlo.

 13.     I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be Christie Brinkley….I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a “SpokesModel” for 13 companies (including Hermes St. Louis Cristal) and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be paid a “total” of $24 million dollars from these 13 companies.  (The Kennedys’ names will go on the $24 million dollar bank account)

   14.      I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate “American Idol” the tv show.

   15.      I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate “Coca-Cola”.

    16.   I,   Renee Ashley Baker, hate “California”.

plus….for the Holiday….. 

 

Bently GTC by Jeroenolthof on Flickr

Memorial Day Drive ( in the country?)…Try the new  Bentley 2009 GTC Convertible

Lobster Gram com

Memorial Day Dinner (in the city?)….Try Lobstergram.com

                         Plus….

                                  German Memorial Day ? Wall

                                                        

                                         FALL OF THE WALL

            I, Renee Ashley  Baker, am learning to speak fluent German;  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  plan to live in Germany (for a year or two);  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  have friends who are German and I, Renee Ashley Baker,  have “dated” German men ….Therefore– I, Renee Ashley Baker,  am “eligible”  right?….

           IT is my understanding that Germany has been seeking a “design” for what is being called the “Fall Of The Wall Memorial”.  

         This “memorial” all commemorate the “fall of the Berlin wall” (in 1989).  This  “memorial” is to be located right in the heart of Berlin on land that is approximately 3000 sq metres. 

          So….I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to hereby –officially–submit, to the Culture Minister of Germany, my CONCEPT for the “Fall Of  The Wall Memorial”….

                                    “99 White Balloons”

                                                  by

                                     Renee Ashley Baker

         Copyright 2009 by Renee Ashley.   All Rights Reserved

            A WALL,  6ft tall,  made of newly invented “see through concrete” .    On top of the wall,  are 99 WHITE BALLOONS.  These 99 WHITE BALLOONS , made of glass and with white strings attached, are pulling “The Wall” up, up, up towards the right . On the ground, at  left , pushing “The Wall” upwards is a BLACK VOLKSWAGEN  BEETLE…..

      (Note:  My design, of course, is inspired by the 1984 song, “99 Luft Ballons” by Nena)

VIEW VIDEO:    “99 Balloons” by Nena

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQYQTFudrqc                              

                           HAPPY   MEMORIAL   DAY!

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