Posts Tagged ‘Chanel Corp’

“Renee Ashley Baker + Jackie Smith” by Renee Ashley Baker

March 18, 2012

“Cowtown Lost” (photo above taken by Renee Ashley Baker)

“Jackie Won” Featuring a Jackie Smith Faux Crocodile Handbag (photo above taken by Renee Ashley Baker)

DATE: Sunday March 18, 2012

Today, I, Renee Ashley Baker, went out shopping in downtown Denver. There is nothing in downtown Denver except the H & M store (H & M moved in when “Nike” moved out. The shopping stores are all in Cherry Creek). Anyway–I needed to buy some equipment (camera & tripod) so I thought I’d look downtown to catch some of the “price specials” in Sunday’s newspaper. I was walking on the “16th St Mall” and took the above two photographs with my new Virgin Mobile Kyocera Camera Phone.

Note on the above: This Cowtown (called Denver) began fighting with me (years ago) when I began doing some work for Senator/Sir Edward Moore Kennedy to read. Now–this Cowtown (called Denver) has the “NERVE” to try and “get money with–and from– Renee Ashley Baker”. Well, I, will never, NEVER allow Denver to “have showbusiness” with Renee Ashley Baker…..So, what are Renee Ashley Baker’s plans? First, I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to “find a husband” (a Millionaire or Billionaire) using a New York matchmaker. Second, I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to sign with “Ford” or “Click” modeling agency to work as a “spokes model”. Third, I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to design handbags and launch a perfume line (hopefully with Tiffany & Co and the owners of Chanel Corp)….

This WordPress Blog is being read in 80 Countries and 50 States….

P.S. The “Office Depot” stores are “crap”. And— “NO” to Grammercy and Still “NO” to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts , No to Chrlize Theron, No to Pamela Anderson, No to John Elway, No to Tim Tebow, No to CBS, No to ABC, No to NBC, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Meryl Streep, No to Clint Eastwood, and “NO” to all others that I, Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to.


Renee Ashley Baker



For Sale: Goldeneye below, Plus…An Island Paradise Vacation? (There is still time). . . .

June 24, 2011


“Irma’s House Of Numbers” (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)



Buy and tell all your friends to Buy (I need 3,000 sales per month of all three ebooks)



        (It’s not too late to book that Island Getaway….)


Lyford Cay Luxury Bahamas (at Unusual Villa Rentals com)


K Club Luxury  in Barbuda (at Paradise-Islands org)

Villa Marie in St. Tropez (at Concierge com)

Mustique in the Carribbean

Below, Fabulous Mustique Villa  designed by  Oliver Messel

Did you know –that Minerva Paradizo is a fictional character from the Artemis Fowl series of books and is one of the main antagonists in “Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony” ?   


Don’t Forget Stateside

The Inn at Fox Hollow in Long Island (at ScottoBrothers com)


Below Villa –The Hamptons’ –Long Island

Remember ?

Remember Seinfeld’s  Hamptons’  Summer  House Thingy ?  (It  re-ran last night. . . .LOL)

Take the test below: 

Bikini  Ready?

(Below The Queen)

Sunglass Ready? 

(Below Chanel )


Sandal  Ready ? 

 (Below Bernard Rudofsky’s revived 2011 sandals….

               First Lady Jackie Kennedy Onassis  wore  Bernard’s sandals on her and ARI’s  private  Greek Island Skorpios)

Chapeau Ready?

Spring /Summer hat by Louise Greene Millinery

Drink Ready?

(Below The Bubbly)



(Below Deep Eddy’s Hard Tea)




        House For Sale on Kiawah Island (South Carolina)

               Address:  108  Goldeneye  Drive

               Details:  5 bedrooms, 5 & 1/2 baths, 3,545 sq ft

               Asking price:  $ 1, 950, 000

                Realtor:  Movoto com




              (Three Shout Outs)

  SHOUT  OUT #1:  To Sotheby’s

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to meet with Sotheby’s Auction House in New York about Sotheby’s selling nine (9) of my photographs  (on Flickr). 

      TERMS:  I, Renee Ashey Baker will select the 9 photographs to be sold; (b) The 9 photographs must be sold to a European art collector. (c) I, Renee Ashley Baker will sign and number each of the 9 photographs. (d) I, Renee Ashley Baker, own 100% copyrights to these 9 photographs.  

       Sotheby’s will:  (a) “Forego” the 10% Sellers Commission; (b) “Guarantee” Renee Ashley Baker $1 million dollars for the 9 photographs via a “binding contract” that obliges Sotheby’s to pay seller $1 million dollars. (c) “Cover” all printing costs and marketing costs (marketing meaning catalog printing or possibly marketing via the website Sotheby’s  com.) 

SHOUT OUT #2:  To Chanel Corp:

      I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to design a line of French bed linen to be named after my Mother’s “day bed”.   A day bed that my Mother kept “beautiful” all day and upon which “sat”  my Mother’s DOLLS….I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like Chanel Corporation to BUY 70% of Renee Ashley Baker’s  French perfume and design company which—will design–(a) a line of crocodile handbags (for Tiffany & Co ?); (b) a line of fine  jewelry (Ashley Lane Jewelers); (c) a perfume line (produced by Chanel perfumes); (d) French bed linen.

SHOUT OUT #3  To Janis Spindel Matchmaking (in New York)

     I, Renee Ashley Baker, will meet with Janis Spindel (in New York) about Janis Spindel finding me a HUSBAND….REQUIREMENTS: Caucasian/Jewish, 50-70 years of age.


     TO VIEW RENEE’S PHOTOGRAPHS (click link below ):


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