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The Billion Dollar Charity…..

September 3, 2013

(no to Jeff Bezos and still no to Latifa)….

now….about….

THE BILLION DOLLAR BILL….($5 BILLION DOLLARS)….

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OVER THE PAST FIVE YEARS I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE COST THE “FILM INDUSTRY” (aka THE MOVIE INDUSTRY) FIVE BILLION DOLLARS….HOW? EACH MOTION PICTURE THAT I COULD HAVE PRODUCED (AND STARRED IN AS THE LEADING LADY OPPOSITE A LEADING MAN) WOULD HAVE EARNED $1 BILLION DOLLARS OVER IT’S LIFETIME. DENVER IS THE REASON THAT I’VE BEEN OUT OF THE “MOVIE BUSINESS” FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS…AND….I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL “STAY OUT” OF THE “MOVIE INDUSTRY”….

now…..however….

I’LL TAKE….

Janis Spindel Serious Matchmaking

NOW….

IMPORTANT SEPTEMBER CHARITIES….

Caroline Kennedy

Click on photo of Caroline Kennedy above to visit Caroline’s Charity (Fund For Public Schools)

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Click on photo of Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother above to visit TEF (The Erma Foundation)

and

re: MY RECOVERY

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in “recovery” (from a physical injury) for 3 to 5 years. I’ll probably enroll in “fashion design school” (in New York City) in the fall of 2014. (I’ll take maybe one class that meets one day per week). Until I enroll in design school I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be residing in The Hamptons….)

and more about why I’m out….

LET’S NOT FORGET

STRINGFELLOW HAWK aka Jan Michael Vincent BEFORE

Jan Michael Vincent 1

and Jan Michael Vincent AFTER

Jan Michael Vincent 2

There have been many “taken” by “drug dealers” (Heath Ledger, Amy Winehouse, Whitney Houston, Marie Osmond’s son, Tina Turner’s son, and Jan Michael Vincent (to name a few). Yes, these are just a few but there are many who “died in the gutters of downtown Los Angeles after “bleeding out” from “drug dealer wounds” ….This is “unacceptable” to Renee Ashley Baker so…I’m out tha business !

CLICK LOGO BELOW TO VISIT RENEE’S NEW “TUMBLR” WEBSITE ….

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NEW OFFICIAL WEBSITE ! (Erma French Perfume and Design, Lady Allegro and Renee Ashley Baker)

February 11, 2013

To View My New “Wix” Website Click Photo of Lady Allegro/Renee Ashley Baker Below:

Snapshot 2 Renee Ashley Baker as Lady Allegro cropped  (3)

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Renee Ashley Bakers Mother 1925-1985

CoCo Chanel

Thank you Mummy for my “ballet lessons”…..Thank you Mme Chanel for my “perfume line”….

Still “NO” to Beyonce, NO to Oprah, NO to Gale/Gail, NO to Madonna, NO to Angelina Jolie, NO to Julia Roberts, NO to Charlize Theron, NO to Warner Bros, NO to Universal, NO to the television Networks (NO to ABC, No to CBS, NO to NBC) NO to California, NO to Simon and Schuster…NO to Meryl Streep.

Potpourri: Labor Day, Hurricane Preparedness, Cosmopolitan Ice, A National Lottery (Plus TLC and Spike TV)

September 2, 2011

 

 

Renee Ashley Baker will be “moving to France” to work in the Fashion and Beauty Industry (with Tiffany & Co and Chanel Corp) .

 

 

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No to Russell Crowe, No to Steven Spielberg,

 NO to all those I’ve previously said “NO” to.

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HAPPY  BIRTHDAY  TO  ME !

TO  TLC  AND  SPIKE  TV:

CABLE TV RIGHTS TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S CHRISTMAS/NEW YEARS/BIRTHDAY  “TV  SHOW”.

Asking Price:  $1.5  MILLION   (minimum)….

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READY PREPAREDNESS

Recent tragic events like storms (Irene), hurricanes (Joplin) and the big one (Katrina) strike hard.   PREPARE NOW!

http://www.herringtoncatalog.com/w453.html

 

 http://www.readybox.com/

 

http://www.redcrossstore.org/

 

kelty emergency lamp….

http://www.kelty.com/p-391-lumapivot.aspx

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P L U S

LABOR DAY PREPAREDNESS (GIANT ICE CUBES !)

The Tovolo King Cube Tray creates half a dozen drink-enhancing ice cubes….

http://www.cheftools.com/Tovolo-King-Cube-Silicone-Ice-Cube-Tray-Pink/productinfo/06-2375-03/

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A N D

RELAXATION PREPAREDNESS

HAMMOCKS!

Hatteras Hammocks: http://www.myhammock.com/products.asp?cat=42&utm_source=msn&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=myhammock.com&utm_content=Hatteras%20Hammocks&utm_term=hatteras%20hammock

Pawley Island Hammocks: http://www.myhammock.com/products.asp?cat=42&utm_source=msn&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=myhammock.com&utm_content=Hatteras%20Hammocks&utm_term=hatteras%20hammock

Hammock-To-Go:http://www.kaboodle.com/reviews/hammock-to-go-portable-hammock

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FINALLY

Sipping  Preparedness….

The Cherry Martini (Backyard Cocktail Party)

Cherry Martini Recipe: http://www.recipe.com/cherry-martini/

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WHAT TO THINK ABOUT ON LABOR DAY….

THE NATIONAL DEBT

Renee Ashley Baker’s Idea To Reduce The National Debt

 (at $500 million dollars a month)….

A National Lottery….

To GIVE AWAY  $1 million dollars per week.

25 million people would buy “lottery tickets” at $1 per ticket.

This–is how it would work. 

The U.S. Government would run this “National Lottery” on a website.  There would be a purchasing  limit of $5 per week (for five lottery numbers).  The purchaser (Player) would log on to the National Lottery website AND input name, address, and social security number.  Then pay–$5–via debit card or credit card.  Wait seven days for the “weekly drawing” (held in Washington DC where a “National Lottery official” would pull numbered balls out of a “drum”.)   Of course many more than 25,000,000 people would watch the “weekly drawing” to see who will be come that week’s millionaire.  A Millionaire A Week!

Players MUST HAVE a “valid” social security number  AND a “valid” State issued I.D. in order to “collect” his or her  winnings….

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and

RENEE’S  BIG  WIN ?

A MAN  — A HUSBAND  (via Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service)

HE MUST BE: Caucasian/Jewish and 50-70 Years Of Age…..

Renee has planned a wedding reception for 400 guests on a yacht (The Christina O!)  in the French Riviera….

Au Revoir

signed

Renee Ashley Baker

HANNA, Jackie Kennedy, plus Press Release (“12 Documents”)

April 4, 2011

 

                                       “12   Documents”

 

 TO BUY NOW:

VISIT ORDER SITE:   http://ErmaRenayAshley.tripod.com

                      (Lee Harvey Oswald at the Bronx Zoo)

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 VIEW  GOLDEN EYE  BELOW….         

 

                              “are  children  bad  people  too ?”

                                    H  +  ANNA   =  HANNA  

                      Starring  The  Great  Cate   (Blanchett)

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Still “NO” to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Charlize Theron, No to Madonna, No to Katy Perry, No to Tyra Banks, No to Whitney Houston, No to Halle Berry, No to Al Pacino, No to Ryan O’Neil, No to Melanie Griffith, No to Universal, No to NBC, No to CBS, No to ABC,  No to Geffen, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Gale Hurd, No to Gail Katz.   No to ALL others that Renee Ashley Baker has previously said NO to and  

                                         NO  TO  CALIFORNIA

 Yes to Tiffany & Co (Renee will design a Crocodile Handbag for Tiffany & Co and for Princess Kate Middleton?) and….Yes To Chanel Corporation (“Renee Perfume”  a 30/70 profit split with Chanel?)

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Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to France (buying a house with a swimming pool in the back yard).   Rothschild Bank will “make the mortgage”.   (Renee Ashley Baker will work in the “fashion and beauty industry”).  

Plus….Wedding Bells

Renee Ashley Baker will be getting married in 2011 (with the help of matchmaker Janis Spindel)

      HE must be 50-70 years of age and Caucasian/Jewish….

               For more about Renee Ashley Baker scroll down

                         NO  TO  ULTA   (Yes to PERFUMANIA)

     I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in the perfume business with Chanel Corporation but WITHOUT  ULTA….

SHOUT  OUT  TO MY FRIENDS IN PARIS FRANCE….

        (Renee Ashley Baker will become a French citizen)

plus  La Bouvier . . . .

Question:  Who designed the wedding dress worn by Jackie  Bouvier Kennedy  in 1953?

Answer:  Black fashion designer Ann Lowe (pictured below)

 

                                              BUY   NOW

                                          “12 Documents”

                                    (500 Orders Needed)

                     To read Press Release (click link below)

 http://ErmaRenayAshley.Tripod.com

           plus  plus  plus  plus  plus  plus  plus  plus  plus 

            GOLDENEYE  http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/

SARAH PALIN GETS EVEN WITH DAVID LETTERMAN

June 17, 2009

 

Sarah Palin and David Letterman

                          She                                             He

He Said: “Sex with”….

She Said: “Would you like a glass of sweet tea?”

         Finally–David Letterman gave a “real” apology to Sarah Palin and her daughter–her “other” daughter–14 year old Bristol. 

         However–Dave’s apology was too little too late…. It seems that Sarah had already “gotten even”.   She had already purchased a “Hallmark Recordable Card” and recorded her own message to Dave.

         The message? 

         “Would you like some sweet tea?”  said Sarah using the ‘eeery’ line from “NBC Dateline: To Catch A Predator”  starring Chris Hansen ….

                (Renee’s Aside: “A REAL  BIG  GOTCHA !”)

THEY SORRY:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEMjeYPfqSg

 MICHELLE  KWAN  GRADUATES FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF DENVER….BELATED CONGRATS MICHELLE  !        

Michelle Kwan graduates from the University of Denver

Michelle Kwan with Olympic Medal

(Above:  Michelle Kwan on graduation day  and Michelle winning her Olympic Medal for Ice Skating)

plus….

25 Things About Renee Ashley Baker

I, Renee Ashley Baker, attended the University of Denver.  (DU is “one” of  “two”  private colleges that I attended).

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a “white wine” drinker.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, grew up in St. Louis, Missouri  in a “mini-mansion” with gold leaf wallpaper on the walls (and we had a “swimming pool” in the back yard).

I, Renee Ashley Baker, now reside in Boston Massachusettes.

STILL “NO”:  My answer is still “NO” to “all” Universal (NO to Felix Rohatyn, No to Warren Buffet, No to Universal, No to Grammercy, No to NBC, No to MCA/Farm, No to Warner, No to Warner Bros, No to Warner Books.  No to Robert DeNiro, No to Alec Baldwin, No to Gale Hurd, No to Gail Katz and “NO” to all other I’ve previously said “NO” to…..

plus….

PRODUCT OF THE DAY……

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