Posts Tagged ‘California’

Sign Here: Say Yes To The Constitution–Say Yes To We The People

September 7, 2011


                                           S I G N    H E R E


       This free site offers citizens a way to push their own national cause which will be reviewed by the WHITE  HOUSE !   Click Link To Petition Site:



            This free site also offers a regularly updated “Top 25″of its most popular petitions and also offers a way for citizens to push their own cause ranging from meaty to trivial.  Click Link To Petition Site:



       The truth about what Mexicans are doing to hurt this country. 

“Mexican drug lords are ruining this country but so are Mexican illegals….”  Read: “How illegal aliens are taking jobs….”. Click link to article:



“Jobs, jobs, jobs, jobs”….”Tea party at war with the American worker”….”Take these son of bitches out”….

Robert  Kennedy  STILL  can’t  stand  him  (Okay ?)




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They’re Back! The Judds, Jackie Evancho, Susan Boyle, Debby Boone, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge…..and Moore

June 15, 2011

No to Dreamworks (Dreamworks will not publish “Irma’s House of Numbers”), No to HBO (No  to an  HBO movie), No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Universal, No  to Robert Redford, No to Charlize Theron, No to all others I’ve previously said “NO” to  (for reasons I’ve previously stated) and  No to California (Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to France….)


SHOUT OUT TO AMAZON:  I have been told by Kindle Customer Service that I will be paid “royalties” every 60 days….tHAnk  YOu








                    (the shoe)



             (the shirt)


 Dress shirts  Roger Charles by Kevin Stewart




            Dress shirts by Charvet of Paris



                       (be Ashley Judd; of course)



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(Colin Tebbutt is the former Personal Protection Officer for HRH Princess Diana) 




 (Colin Trimming is the former Personal Protection Officer for HRH Prince Charles)



      The Erma Foundation (NA) would like the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge to attend  (as guests of honor)  the first annual “Erma Foundation Gold Mask Ball”  to be held in Paris France….

     Each year–I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will select a different “corporate sponsor” to sponsor the “Gold Mask Ball”.   In exchange for sponsorship,  the “corporation” will receive  promotional recognition, logo display, and “goody bag” disbursement rights….

         (Maybe  included  in the “goody bag” will be  a piece of jewelry that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will design for a new “fine jewelry” collection that I have named   “Ashley  Lane”)….

       I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will soon be in Europe (in France and in England) to get the Duke and Duchess’  RSVP….

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Royal Wedding: HIS DAY (“Go Air Force!”)

April 26, 2011

 Listen to “Royal Wedding Song by Renee Ashley Baker” click link  below:









              Everybody who reads this blog knows that I absolutely “love” Prince William and Prince Harry….as did their Mum.


           HRH  Prince William has a job.   HRH is a pilot for the Royal Air Force search and rescue squad:


above, the Island of Wales    (P.S.  “I’ll  be  watching. . . .”)


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above, The Beckhams….plus below


VIEW  Guest Arriving  At Royal Wedding (click link below):

 note to my readers:

This page about the Royal Wedding is for my mother Irma Ashley  (aka  Irmgard) . . . .

                                            HRH and HRH

               Baby    William

                                                                 Brother   Harry                  



The Royal Wedding: 

Majestic  “Majesty”  Magazine says the “after parties” will Rock!


With Anton (on Food) Michael (on Party Decorations) and William–the other William (on Music)….


From Australia:



The Princess Kate Middleton Doll  $195

now playing at a toy store near you….



You still have time to tour Princess Kate’s home town as Morton Travel is hosting the Royal Wedding Week Tour….

Wedding  Gifts:

Prince William and Princess Kate want their wedding gifts to be in the form of donations to charity….

Click link below to view the Royal list of charities:

ROYAL  BROADCAST….click link below for info


How about Royal Cassettes with a special booklet to commemorate the event, plus there are Royal Wedding apps for your smartphone….

Hats, Hats, Hats!  All the ladies will be wearing hats to the Royal Wedding.  Below  view Royal Wedding Hats by Phillip….

READ “HAT FEVER” click link:

Who is invited?     Maybe…..

The Royals

Princess Clotilde of Savoy, Princess Mette-Marit of Norway, Princess Maxima of The Netherlands, Princess Mary of Denmark, Princess Marie-Chantal of Greece, Princess Caroline and Princess Stephanie of Monaco, Princess Michael of  Kent….

The Princesses:

Anna Mouglalis, Delphine Arnaut, Amira Casar, Innes de la Fressange, Betty Catroux, Ludivine Sagnier, Paris and Nicky Hilton, Amanda Hearst, Caroline Kennedy, Renee Rockefeller….

                                HISTORY!    HISTORY!    HISTORY!   

       A Walk Backwards Through Time (with  The Royals)


above, Royal Wedding of Queen Victoria to Prince Albert


We’ll never forget this history making march down the isle


I guess MY invitation got lost in the mail (LOL)…. Anyway,  about Renee Ashley Baker:

I, Renee Ashley Baker,  plan to move to France and become a designer:

For Louis Vuitton:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to design a Train/Make Up case for Louis Vuitton called “the Irmgard”.

For Hermes:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to design a hatbox for Hermes called “the Irmgard”.

For Tiffany & Co:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, want to design a crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co called “the Irmgard”. 

  Irmgard, Irmigard, Irma is Renee Ashley Baker’s mother.

                                          (“Thank You Mommy”)





To Post MY “Royal Wedding Song” (copy & paste link below)


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DON’T FORGET ! plus THE BACK STORY ABOUT RENEE (with “10 Documents”)

January 24, 2011


In February I’ll use/I’ll post a New York  FAX  NUMBER (to collect orders for “10 Documents”) . . . .









 “Renee Ashley Baker’s Rolodex” (for   Royalty, the Jet Set, Aristocrats, Diplomats, and the French  fashion and beauty industry).

Renee Ashley Baker’s Schedule:

 1.  April  15,  2011  Move to France

(Date Handsome Men in France)

2.  2012 Design Handbags (Tiffany & Co?)

3.  2013  Launch Perfume (Chanel?)

4.  2013  Publish “Live! (In Progress)” by Renee Ashley Baker (Renee Ashley Baker’s book about the Fashion and Beauty Industry. . . .

    IF–IF–I get the “deal” I’m seeking I do WANT the Burger Sotheby’s house on the French Riviera….

SHOUT  OUT  . . . . 


From:  Renee Ashley Baker

        Can  I  get/rent/lease an apartment in Paris for  $3000 per month?   And will I be able to  move in  April 2011?

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “meet with”  the Chairmen of  Chanel Corporation when I arrive in Paris France. 

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will live/RESIDE in Paris France (WITHOUT) Gale/Gail.   Gale/Gail  will NOT  be going to France with Renee Ashley Baker and Oprah Winfrey will NOT be going to France with Renee Ashley Baker.




1000 orders ($99 each) if 500 or less ($297 each)

Make WIRE TRANSFER  or  CASHIERS CHECKS   Payable  to my first, middle and last name [E.R.A.]

(I’ll meet with Tiffany & Co and Janis Spindel when I arrive in New York) . . . .



Oprah Winfrey has “Live Your Best Life”

Renee Ashley Baker has “Live! (In Progress)”

(I , Renee Ashley Baker, will design crocodile  handbags (for Tiffany & Co?) I, Renee Ashley Baker, will launch my perfume line (to be owned by Chanel Corporation in a 30/70 profit share ?) and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will set up my CAFE PRESS MERCHANDISE  STORE  (click link)




To Whom It May Concern:

    The “BOSS”  in question was my boss at a company in Orange County California.  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  was on a sales staff  of 20 or so employees and was making what I thought–at that time–was “good”  money (I was making between $700-$1000 per week –which –I spent every weekend at Orange Coast Plaza –in  Cristal Court– and at Fashion Island –in Newport Beach).  The sales manager, Bob, (who was Jewish) was “cool”.    He had once been a “stock broker” who had made/earned  a million dollars.  His  wife (also Jewish) worked there as well and was the “very jealous type”  (but I assuaged any and all fears she may have had because I was funny and she laughed at everything I said).   The entire sales staff went skiing every weekend during ski season at Big Bear.  (They always invited me–Renee–to go with them but I always said “No” because –as I have said on this blog before–I can’t ride the T-lift).   TO BACK TRACK:   About  “the office”  –we were the Motley Crue for the “yuppie set” (as Orange County California always is).  There were two brothers who worked in the office–one looked just like Patrick Swayze — they were trying to start a line of “surfer wear”.   Also in the office was a non-Jewish couple who were “golfers”— they played on different “golf circuits” (and won money!).    The one “celebrity” in the office was a woman, who was maybe 70 years old (but you couldn’t tell it) and she used to babysit for DUSTIN HOFFMAN (Hi Dustin !).   Then there was myself–who–in addition to periodic splurges at the Bally Shoe Store in Cristal Court and supporting  Orange  County’s manicurists —I— was writing.   I was–at that time–working on a screenplay to “star” Tom  Cruise. The story was about a “talent agent” who “falls in love” with his client. . . .

(Note:  I’ve been pregnant three times by three white men  all three men are still living well. . . .) 



 re:  Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service 

         DEAR  Janis Spindel:  When I, Renee Ashley Baker,  arrive in  New York I will stop into your office. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “getting married” in the year 2011…. (HE must be 50-70 years of age, Caucasian/Jewish, a millionaire and reside in New York, Canada or Paris France. )

re:  U. S. CONGRESS  (BUY 3 for $299.00)

HOW  TO  ORDER:  “10 Documents”

To  U.S. Congress and To The Worldwide Press/Media

I must have 1000 orders  (at $99 per order) or 500 orders (you must buy 3 for $299.00).




      Renee  Ashley Baker will be “moving” to the South of France. . . .

and  finally. . . .


      Hoorey that Colorado’s Bill Ritter is out of that Governor’s mansion and Hoorey that John Elway is back in the Broncos’ front office where he belongs (I did not and I DO NOT want any of that missing  $70 million dollars !).. . . . 

NO to ALL those Renee Ashley Baker has previously said “NO” to. . . .(I can’t stand Jessica Alba, I can’t stand Christina Aguillera, and I can’t stand Jennifer Lopez etc etc etc)

(Still “NO” to Halle Berry, No to Tyra Banks, No to Whitney Houston,  No to Beyonce Knowles, and No to Janet Jackson).


   The  “fabulous”  Renee Ashley Baker

Alumni: NYU, Columbia, Harvard, plus Germany Memorial Day

May 20, 2009


                         Renee Ashley Baker’s  Universities….

Columbia UniversityNew York University

Harvard University


           10.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, attended two private colleges. 

                                               HELLO  ALUMS !

         To all those who attended New York University, Columbia University in New York, and Harvard University  I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to run an advertisement for your business (your lawfirm, your apparel company, your day spa, your consulting firm, your hand bag company, your foundation, your restaurant, your travel agency, your mortgage company, your real estate brokerage, your software company, your fashion boutique, your art gallery, your photography studio, your architechtural firm, and your shoe company (aka Brown Shoe Company in St. Louis– Missouri).

               As you may know 70 Million People log on to the internet each day.  Approximately 700 Million People log on to the internet each week–worldwide.   (And–75% of all American households now have the internet).

               Also–as you may know a “display ad” in a local daily newspaper may reach 200,000 -500,000 readers (and can cost from $1,000-$10,000 for a one-time only run).  By contrast, an advertisement on a Blog can reach 70 million web-surfers/web shoopers each day and will cost far less than a newspaper ad.

             The minimum run on my Blog for small to medium size businesses  is 1 month ($200) and 3 months (for $600) and 6 months (for $1200).   Large “corporations” must buy for 12 months minimum (or $2400). 

               I, Renee Ashley Baker, look forward to hearing from you and I look forward to promoting your product or services.

              Very truly yours,

              RENEE ASHLEY BAKER


                      “25 Things About Renee Ashley Baker”

11.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am giving my mother (Mrs. Ashley) an endowment (a chair) at Wellesley.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am giving my father (Mr. Ashley) an endowment (a chair) at Harvard.

 12.       I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a permanent citizen of Monaco Monte Carlo.

 13.     I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be Christie Brinkley….I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a “SpokesModel” for 13 companies (including Hermes St. Louis Cristal) and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be paid a “total” of $24 million dollars from these 13 companies.  (The Kennedys’ names will go on the $24 million dollar bank account)

   14.      I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate “American Idol” the tv show.

   15.      I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate “Coca-Cola”.

    16.   I,   Renee Ashley Baker, hate “California”.

plus….for the Holiday….. 


Bently GTC by Jeroenolthof on Flickr

Memorial Day Drive ( in the country?)…Try the new  Bentley 2009 GTC Convertible

Lobster Gram com

Memorial Day Dinner (in the city?)….Try


                                  German Memorial Day ? Wall


                                         FALL OF THE WALL

            I, Renee Ashley  Baker, am learning to speak fluent German;  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  plan to live in Germany (for a year or two);  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  have friends who are German and I, Renee Ashley Baker,  have “dated” German men ….Therefore– I, Renee Ashley Baker,  am “eligible”  right?….

           IT is my understanding that Germany has been seeking a “design” for what is being called the “Fall Of The Wall Memorial”.  

         This “memorial” all commemorate the “fall of the Berlin wall” (in 1989).  This  “memorial” is to be located right in the heart of Berlin on land that is approximately 3000 sq metres. 

          So….I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to hereby –officially–submit, to the Culture Minister of Germany, my CONCEPT for the “Fall Of  The Wall Memorial”….

                                    “99 White Balloons”


                                     Renee Ashley Baker

         Copyright 2009 by Renee Ashley.   All Rights Reserved

            A WALL,  6ft tall,  made of newly invented “see through concrete” .    On top of the wall,  are 99 WHITE BALLOONS.  These 99 WHITE BALLOONS , made of glass and with white strings attached, are pulling “The Wall” up, up, up towards the right . On the ground, at  left , pushing “The Wall” upwards is a BLACK VOLKSWAGEN  BEETLE…..

      (Note:  My design, of course, is inspired by the 1984 song, “99 Luft Ballons” by Nena)

VIEW VIDEO:    “99 Balloons” by Nena                              

                           HAPPY   MEMORIAL   DAY!

(Scroll Down To See “Millionaires Weekend Retreat”)


Monday: Mothers Who’ve Made History

May 5, 2008

                                                            First Lady Maria Schwarzenegger (Author,First Lady,Mother) 

Mom’s First:  First Lady Maria Schwarzenegger….

(Maria is of  Irish/German descent and is mother to Katherine Eunice, Christina Maria Aurelia, Patrick Arnold, and Christopher Sargeant)

Renee’s Aside: “Although I’m not going to California I’ve invited Governor Arnold and First Lady Maria to dinner at my home in Washington DC– I’m ordering more plates from Waterford”….

                               First Lady Maria and the First Family

Maria and family attend the premiere of  “Benchwarmers” ….


Nancy Pelosi (Speaker of the House and Mother)

 Mom’s House:  Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi

(Nancy is mother to The House)

                                                            Arianna Huffington (Political Pundit,Author)

Mom’s Right:  Politican Pundit and Author Arianna Huffington


Diane Sawyer (Disney,Journalist,Mother)

Diane Sawyer: Failure was not a possiblity…

(Mother to three step children)


                                                                                  Princess Diane von Furstenberg (Princess,Socialite,Designer,and Mother)

 Princess Diane von Furstenberg : Fear was not an option…

(Mother to Tatiana)


Ann Rice (Novelist)

Ann Rice

(Mother to a “gay son”…Ann is also a “Gay Rights Activist”)


                                                                     JoAnne J.K. Rowling (Novelist)

Joanne J.K. Rowling

(Mother to Harry Potter)


Bette Nesmith Graham (inventor of Liquid Paper correction fluid)

Bette Nesmith Graham….Inventor of Liquid Paper

(Helps mothers eveywhere “correct their mistakes” plus she’s mother to Mike Nesmith of “The Monkees”)


                                                                                            Julie Aigner Clark (inventor of Baby Einstein)


Julie Aigner Clark….Inventor of “Baby Einstein” 

(Helps mothers eveywhere raise “smart babies”)


Sara Blakely (inventor of Spanx Body Shapers) 

Sara Blakely….Inventor of Spanx Body Shapers

(Helps mothers eveywhere look “great”….)                               

The perfect Mother’s Day gift for these moms?  Why Renee’s (I mean Fendi’s) Russian Sable Coat to wear to those late night soirees, galas, and benefits.  The cost: $181,000

Renee Ashley Baker\'s Fendi Russian Sable Coat $181,000

Disney will distribute Renee Baker Studios’ first motion picture, in movie theatres worldwide, under an “ouput deal” valued at $73.5 million dollars….