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New Year: Fashion In Winter, New Products, Potpourri, and Renee’s Statement (again!)

January 12, 2011

 

 





www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com





 

 

 

 

 

VIEW  VIDEO:  

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9K0ZvBtsUg

 

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re:  NO.

NO  to ALL THOSE I,Renee Ashley Baker, have previously said “NO” to. . . .(However, I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to appear on–act on– the  TV Show “Nikita”. . . .) 

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CAN’T  FIGURE  ?

TRY:               RENEE    SAVE    U.K.

 (without the second “S”)

 

ANAGRAM QUIZ:  The above phrase –the above three words –spell out an anagram . . . . Can  you  figure  out  what  it  is ?

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P L U S

 

 

      re:  GUEST OF A GUEST ?

       I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be hiring a writer–a BLOGGER–to be the “guest blogger” for “About Renee Ashley Baker ” for the next 12 months.   Renee Ashley Baker’s “guest blogger” will be female, caucasian, and  JEWISH. . . .
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PLUS. . . .
 
 Momma  &  Baby  Puffer

 

  J Crew Baby Puffer Jacket

        

 

          I, Renee Ashley Baker, want Michael Kors to save me a puffer vest that I can wear  all around  New York . . . .Thank you Michael !  

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more winter wear

Hermes Suede Gloves at Bluefly.com  (cost: $550.00)

   Coach  Fur Gloves  trimmed in mink (cost: $398)

 

 Waterproof Boots For Women ?

 

 

 

 

      

    Joan of Artic  by Sorel

    A waterproof full grain leather and suede winter boot with faux fur trim

 Elle McPherson wearing the  Sorel’s Joan of Artic

and

Renee’s Favorite Winter Slather On . . . .

  and

MORE   WINTER   POTPOURRI

  For The Family’s Safety During Winter

 

(Walkway Snow Melting Mat by Heat Trak) 

 FOR  The Family’s Space Heating During Winter

 

Conserving Energy or Conserving Costs the Eden Pure Heater is the way to go …. 

and

 for. . . .

RECREATION  IN  WINTER:

So you  Want To Learn To Ski?

Try the Killington Ski School in Killington Vermont. . . .

This ski resort has an “escalator” for those who can’t ride the ski lift up the mountain!. . . .

Safety Beacon

 

       For those who already ski (as well as the novice) you must, must carry the “multi-survival module”.   .  .  .  It keeps you safe in the woods, on the slopes and even in the city . . . . (In an emergency it emits an extremely loud, piercing whistle that can be heard for well lover a mile should you get LOST!)

Buy at:  HerringtonCatalog.com

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TO THE WORLDWIDE PRESS/MEDIA: 

I Must Have 1,000 Orders (at $99 per order).

You WILL be able to FAX your orders…..

Visit:  www.JFKRFKASHLEY.Blogspot.com

and. . . .

        I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be (a) getting married plus (b) moving to France plus  (c) designing handbags (for Tiffany & Co ?) plus  (d) launching a perfume line (with a Chanel Corporation profit split  30/70 ?).

2.  re:  RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S  ‘PINK  FUSCIA  JACKET’.   It  is packed up and will be MOVED to FRANCE. . . .

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, will become a CITIZEN OF FRANCE)

Now…Renee Ashley Baker’s products. . . .

 

 

 

 

 IBM’s Lenovo –it has  “Facial Recognition” Software !

 Renee Ashley Baker’s  Husband by  Janis Spindel Matchmaking

Renee Ashley Baker will be :

getting married in 2011

premiering aRenee Ashley Baker handbag line in 2012

launching a Renee Ashley Baker perfume in 2013

Below:  Renee Ashley Baker’s House in the South of France (?????)

 

 P L U S

Still “NO” TO:  Gale Hurd, Gail Katz, Charlize Theron, Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, Melanie Griffith, Goldie Hawn,  Madonna, Madonna’s company, Brittany Spears, Rihanna, Whitney Houston, Beyonce Knowles, Tyra Banks, Halle Barry, Whoopi Goldberg, Dr. Dre,  Sony.    Also No to Universal, Grammercy, MCA/Farm, NBC, CBS.

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am in the “fashion and beauty industry”.

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Eye Of The Beholder (Mel Gibson plus . . . .)

July 28, 2010

 

P u r p l e . . . .

“SELF –  PORTRAIT  BY  ANDY  WARHOL”

Sold (in May) by Sotheby’s Auction House for $32 million dollars.

 

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“LAUGHING   MARILYN  BY  CRAIG  SEMETKO”

Said Craig Semetko:  “I’m trying to tell a story with interesting characters in a single frame”….

 

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.   .  .  .   WOLF — ERINE  ?

Ralph Wolfe Cowan was the only artist who Elvis ever commissioned to do his portrait.  It  still hangs –today– (in Graceland) as the only portrait Elvis ever permitted to hang  there. . . .

 

 

 

 

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THE  SEXIEST  MAN  ALIVE  (with a black bow in his hair). . . .

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

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SHOUT  OUT  TO  LADY GAGA:

(Lady GaGa  is in Denver tonight at the Pepsi Center) 

 

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BLOG AD RATES! NEW & BETTER RATES!

September 8, 2009
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plus…..

DEAR ADVERTISERS:

RIGHT NOW READERSHIP IS MOSTLY UPSCALE (CELEBRITY AND MILLIONAIRE). HOWEVER, SOON I’LL BE PROMOTING THIS BLOG, WORLDWIDE, TO NEWSPAPERS AND MAGAZINES VIA BY EMMA.COM….
THOSE ADVERTISERS WHO WISH TO “GET ON BOARD” EARLY — THANK YOU.
SIGNED,
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

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FOR WEDNESDAY: SAINT SEE–EN(and Jeff Bezos)

August 18, 2009

“Ice Swan” by TrekEarth….

Ice Swan by TrekEarth

Plus….”In The Final Analysis” (Jeff Bezos)

Jeff Bezos Founder Amazon com

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will sign a contract with Jeff Bezos granting Jeff Bezos (and Amazon.com) exclusive “E Book Rights” to Renee Ashley Baker’s “post movie release E-Book”.

ADVERTISE: ON PRODUCT OF THE DAY

May 6, 2009

 

                                Product of the Day…Flowers…Of Course

                                                 Whether….

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OR….

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                 “ALL MOMS LOVE FLOWERS ON “MOTHER’S DAY”

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   Photo:    “Cave Mom Mother’s Day Bouquet” by Renee Ashley Baker.  Taken With A Motorola Camera Phone….

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                          Advertisers Read On (scroll down)

ADVERTISERS…WELCOME!…ADVERTISERS…

April 22, 2009

 

                     (AN  OPEN  LETTER  TO  MADISON  AVENUE)

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  Dear  Ad   Men:

                   The time has come for me to “disclose” that my “love affair” with Madison Avenue began at the tender age of two.  For it was at that age (2) that I  learned eagerly the “jingles” of  my prodigious toddlerhood….

         At two, I can vividly remember singing, “Honey, honey, honey, honey, honey graham crackers”.  (It was taste NOT stardom that drove that nightly recitation).

            Next—came “Muriel” and “awe” (awe of the feminine wilds I’d emulate during “dress up play” while wearing my mother’s red lipstick and black high heels).

              Third– “See The USA In Your Chevrolet”.  This–brought about my constantly begging my father–my daddy– (Mr. Ashley) to take me for a ride in his “big car”.  (I loved that car and I was, alas, my daddy’s  “princess”.   Just the two of us–just me and my daddy– who–stood 6’2″, dressed like a banker–and who also, alas, drove a “Big Blue Buick” (not the Chevrolet the song “See The USA” sung about).

            At age 4—I learned that “Q was for Queen and for Quasar”.  (The Quasar whose colors would burst forth from the TV along with the ‘Quasar choir’s’ high notes).

                At ages 8, 9, and  10 you could always find me USING Noxema face cream –for beautiful skin– and Prell –for beautiful hair. (Lovely, I thought,  how that Prell pearl would fall slowly through that sea of green gel….Note:  Only two years earlier I had lost the “Mikimoto Pearl Ring”  that was a gift sent to me,  from my brother,  who was stationed in Japan. 

                   By ages 11 and 12—I was  “a blonde having more fun” (using “Breck”  shampoo and wearing my “white go go boots” and my “Marilyn Monroe  trademark beauty mark” that got me stares, which,  only now bring to mind the words  “Jail Bait”.

                     At age 13,   food came into play –On TV):  “Choosey mothers choose peanut butter”  (peanut butter is ‘still’ my favorite after ‘grahams’ and “Lorna Doones”).  I won’t forget “J-E-L-L-O” and “I can’t believe I at the whole thing” .  And , I’ll always remember “The Fisherman” (the Gordon’s fisherman)  who battled , at our house,  with  Van de Kemps….             

                 Whew!  That’s only a ‘few’ of my childhood memories…. Alas (I mean, hence) hundreds of companies and hundreds of advertisements have since passed.  I am , of course, “still” wearing the lipstick and the high heels and–I’m still blonde (see “The Mermaid” photo).   But—do I still “pay attention”  to Madison Avenue?   (I stared, in deep thought,  at my RCA 32″ color tv).

            “I’m a PC and I’m 4 years old” said the adorable Asian doll who had just sent (with one click) a digital photo to her parents cell…. 

       “Yes! Yes!” (I shouted) Dolly  Madison Avenue still belongs to Renee Ashley!

P.S.  I will be contacting Madison Avenue Advertising Agencies.  I need 100 advertisers/sponsors (to list and link) at $200 per month per advertiser.  NO “catering companies” — however–I will run ads for my favorites —such as “Albertson’s” (Supermarkets) and American conservatives  like Mark Levin  (a former U.S. Attorney and acerbic radio  host pictured in the  photo below)….Liberals are welcome but I’m critically hard on you guys….

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                ADVERTISERS—ADVERTISERS–ADVERTISERS—

WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR PRODUCT TO BE “PRODUCT OF THE DAY”?…..RUN AN AD ….FOR HER AND FOR HIM….

FOR  HER:

BEAUTIFUL  PINK  TECH-NAL

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VIVIENNE  TAM’S  PINK  DESIGNER  MINI  COMPUTER

(RENEE ASHLEY BAKER  HAS A VIVIENNE TAM  MINI COMPUTER.  HOW  BOUT  AN  AD  VIV?)

and….

BEAUTIFUL  PINK   TECH   NAILfrench-manicure-with-pink-hologram-by-reihimes-on-flickr1

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(Renee Ashley Baker’s  french  manicured acrylics done by the RITZ NAIL SALON in Boston….)

FOR HIM:

MANLY  SLEEK  BOAT

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ALLOY’S  “THE AD LIB”  MEGA YACHT  (100-140 ft)

(HOW ABOUT AN AD BOAT MANUFACTURERS?)

 and….

 MANLY  SLEEK  BODY

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NORDIC  TRACK  TREADMILL  3000

(HOW  ABOUT  AN  AD  GYM  EQUIPMENT  MAKERS?)

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CAN YOU NAME THE MOVIE THE SCENE BELOW IS FROM?

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Photo Above:  “HIS BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER”  ( TAKEN BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WITH A MOTOROLA CAMERA PHONE).

      DEAR DOCUMENTARY FILMMAKERS: 

      I HAVE DISCOVERED THE “DOCUMENTARY CHANNEL” AND I LOVE IT!   IF — YOU ARE A PRODUCER AND YOU HAVE PRODUCED A DOCUMENTARY THAT WILL BE PLAYING ON THE DOCUMENTARY CHANEL (OR YOUR FILM IS CURRENTLY OR SOON TO BE IN MOVIE THEATRES) I WILL PROMOTE YOUR DOCUMENTARY FILM FOR YOU ON THIS BLOG FOR $500 PER MONTH. ….ALL OTHER ADVERTISERS READ ON…

DO–YOU HAVE A PRODUCT OR SERVICE YOU’D LIKE TO PROMOTE?….

1.  I AM NOW SEEKING ADVERTISORS (“SPONSORS”)FOR THIS BLOG.

2.  BLOG DEMOGRAPHICS: 

       a.  Celebrities and Millionaires

      b.  Men and Women earning $150,000-$250,000 a year

      c.  Men and Women earning $50,000-$75,000 a year

      d.  Readers/Web Surfers/Web Shoppers who enjoy EXCEPTIONAL PEOPLE, LUXURY GOODS, AND FINE MEALS.

 3.  BLOG CATEGORIES: 

             a.  Shop Online: (Fine Jewelry, Designer Clothing, Art Galleries, Luxury Real Estate)

             b.  Walk Right In: (Fine Furniture Stores, Electronics Stores, Computer Stores, Home Security Stores)

            c:  Parties and Proms: (  Limousines, Beauty Salons and Spas, Weddings)

           d.  Restaurants:  (Fine Dining)

4.  BLOG SPECIFICS:

          a.  Blog will post 3-5 days per week beginning June 1, 2009.

         b.  Ad must be placed by June 15, 2009.

   5.  BLOG  GUIDELINES:

        a.  No Nudity

        b.    No  Pornography

        c.   No  Personals/No Classifieds (I “hate” Craigslist)

7.   BLOG RATES

      a.  Cost:  $200  (For a “LISTING”  and a “LINK”)

      b.  Run:  30 Days

      c:  Place:  Contact Renee Ashley at: rbstudios@yahoo.com

                                                                                  

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P.S.  To My Readers:  I have removed all comments that are “too negative” and…. I have removed all comments that were in “bad humor” (such as the comment:  “Robert Kennedy fought Italians –the ‘SOPRANOS’….”.   I should have explained that it’s a Federal “inside joke”….Ha, Ha….

         As you all know—I am a “fan” of both DaVinci and Michaelangelo….)

P.S.P.S.  I’ll give a “free listing” to Jonathan Nicholas.com (for Madison Avenue photo) and to  BR3ITN3R on Flickr and to reihime’s on Flickr  (if they  wants it)….Do email me you three  and let me know!

     

    

                                                             

Inauguration: The Anti-Inauguration Poem

January 20, 2009

                                              

      The “Anti-Inauguration Poem”

                by

Renee Ashley Baker

(copyright 2009 by Renee Ashley Baker ALL RIGHTS RESERVED)

 Ginger or Mary Ann

Sonny or Tom Hagen

Bernie Madoff or Mark Rich

Captain Sully does a ditch

Hurricane Blew Things Unhinged

A freaky sight just came on “Fringe”

Pitts new character a Benji he

I took my turn to jump on Wii

Suri’s dad he did the worm

To Valkerie from “The Firm”

Auto men won’t leave their jets

I’ll say ‘good-bye” to the ‘Vette’

My Sharona still played on Monk

FDR on tv–was Joe Biden drunk?

My James Bond still never takes a fall

He does his dishes with ‘Finish Electrosol”

Dirty creeps bathed at Kentucky Chicken

My Seiko watch just keeps on ticken

Space Station Bag it came a loose

A snow storm derailed that ‘big caboose’

Elliot Spitzer tried to be a ‘playa’

Now he’s in jail, do you hear what I saya?

Slapchop and Graty made their debut

The ‘pedegg’ on tv showed rough heels what’s new

Beijing lit up like a birthday cake

Now made in China is what they ‘used to make’

Still A gallon went to $4 dollars

John Walsh and his crew are still making collars

Hillary lost without a tear in her eye

Richard Gere told everyone to hug the ‘bad guy’ (wha?)

Blago wants to sell a senate seat

Just $1 million 99 it can’t be beat

George Bush’s last day is 1 -20-99

Joy Behar made it jewelry, isn’t she fine?

George Bush is outgoing with a wink and a coup

But what did he say?  “Watch out for that shoe”

I wear Chanel  and I love Jimmy Choo

I sick of this poem–how bout you?

 

“I  NEED   A   HERO !”….

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Above, Pam Davis who “told” the FBI on Blago.   She wore a wire!!!  Pam Davis “is” Renee Ashley Baker….                                           

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Below…More of Renee Ashley Baker’s “Heros”

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Go Airforce!  Ace pilot Chesley Sullenberger, III. ….Sully as he’s known to friends and family began flying airplanes at the age of 14.   Captain Sully is a former U.S. Air Force fighter pilot who flew “F4   Phantom Jets”.

plus….

                                           LIV    RENEE    WALKER

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