Posts Tagged ‘Black Americans’

(#Father’s Day 2013: Generations of Greatness….#G.Q: Gifts and Quests for Dad aka Esq. aka #Esquire…)

June 4, 2013

President Obama with children

above, President Obama (aka Big Daddy?)

now…..

re: Marco Rubio

I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, do not like Marco Rubio. Why isn’t Marco Rubio in jail for “mishandling” $210,000 in “campaign contributions”? Marco Rubio should “go to jail” like Jesse Jackson Jr, right? Marco Rubio is “crap” for trying to “set up” an “underground economy” of “illegal alien money”. So, “No” to Marco Rubio (also no to Nicholas Cage, no to Mathew Mcconaughey, and no to Ben Affleck…..)

NOW…..

PRESENTING…..

THE GREAT “SHOWBUSINESS DAD” (POPPA JOE JACKSON AKA DADDY OF “THE JACKSON 5″….)

Katherine Jackson with husband Joe Jackson

Renee Ashley Bakers Mother 1925-1985

HEY Paris: check out the dresses and the BIG hair on the “ladies” (aka Mrs Katherine and my Mother–the Beautiful Mrs. A/B)….

THEY’RE THE EXACT SAME….LOL!

(You’ve got a Golden Globe to win young woman….)

NOW…..

Father’s Day Gifts For Dad….

Visol 6oz flask

(above, a 6 oz nip– a NIPPY– for Dad by Visol)

or What About A Manse?

june-estates-01-maryland Doncaster Property Services

(above, EASTON MARYLAND, still on the market: 7 Bedrooms, 8.5 Baths, 12,000 sq ft and just $15 Million asking price….Contact: Doncester Property Services: 410-820-7676)

and….

what about

like “clockwork” ?

clockwork

SO

……now…..presenting…..

the

DAD IN CHIEF….

President Obama Father's Day 2012

BELOW…..

MORE GIFTS….FOR …. DAD (for Father’s Day)

BMW_Vision_Connected_Drive_04

(The Vision: Future Perfect BMW ConnectedDrive)

cannondale_flash_carbon_29_er_11

(The Flash: The Finest Mountain Bike In The World)

Louis Vuitton_Tambour LV227 automatic chronograph

(The Louis….aka The Tabour…The Finest Chronograph In The World)

Wicked Laser Torch Flashlight

The Torch: The Brightest Flashlight In The World)

Now…

Father’s Day 2013….

FREEDOM DADS

NORWAY-RIGHTS-OSLO FREEDOM FORUM

(above, Thor Halverson, founder “Oslo Freedom Forum”)

DOCTOR DADS

The Three Doctors Foundation

Sampson Davis George Jenkins Remick Hunt

(above, Sampson Davis, George Jenkins, Remick Hunt….founders of The Three Doctors Foundation)

STATESMAN DADS….

Statesman Julian Bond

(above, Statesman Julian Bond, another “friend” of my family….Julian Bond’s first cousin was a “friend” of my brother “James”….)

Now….Dads

FOR YOUR PARENTS

AARP-Card

(above, AARP Roadside Service is helpful)

FOR YOUR CHILDREN

FBI SOS Website

(above, the F.B.I.’s new Child Internet Safety Website)

AND….FOR DADS WHO GIVE

(Charity Giving: It’s Always In Season)

Mark Wahlberg The Gentlemens Fund

(above, Mark Wahlberg for The Gentlemen’s Fund)

Other Charities (for Dads)
The Ann Frank Foundation
Special Olympics.org

FOR ADVENTURE DADDIES (TRAVEL WILD ALASKA)

Travel Wild Exhibitions Alaska

FOR GOLFING DADDIES

Moscow City Gold Club

(above The Moscow City Golf Club….One of Renee Ashley Baker’s favorites)

FOR ACTION DADDIES

Laird Hamilton surfer extraordinaire

LairdHamilton_Teahupoo

Ride Waves like “The Big Kahuna” (aka Poppa Laird)

Waikiki-Paddle-Festival-Quicksilver 2012

OR….DAD CAN TRY….

The “Paddle” Festival: A New sport where Dad stands up and paddles.
(The above photo from the Quicksilver “paddle festival” 2012)

ipod case waterproof

(above a “waterproof ipod case”….so you can surf or paddle and listen to “Surfin Safari” by The Beach Boys)

NOW…..

I SAY…..

HAPPY FATHER’S DAY TO SOME CELEBRITY DADS ….

Tom Cruise with daugter Suri

TOM

bruce-willis_daughters-rumer-tallulah

BRUCE

Robin Williams rides down a slide with his kids Cody and Zelda at the "Happy Feet Two" Premiere at the Grauman's Chinese Theater

ROBIN

AND ON FATHER’S DAY….

…LET’S NOT FORGET THE

ROMANTIC DADS….

Romantic couple drinking Champagne

(above, romantic couple sip champagne….Is it Moet ?)

AND…..

HIS NAME WAS PIERRE….

coco-chanel-and-pierre-wertheimer-number-5

(above, Daddy #5…. That is, Daddy to number 5…. Chanel #5 that is….)

and

coming soon

HRH BABY DADDY

Prince William aka The Duke of Cambridge aka The Proud Papa To Be !

Prince William and Kate expecting a baby

and let’s never forget….

THE AMAZING HOWARD HUGHES

(What man doesn’t revere the great billionaire “genius” Howard Hughes)

Howard Hughes pilot

Howard Hughes 1953 Buick Roadmaster

(above, Howard Hughes “1953 Buick Roadmaster” sold in 2005 for $1 Million Dollars)

MY DADDY….

Renee Ashley Baker Buick 1

Renee Ashley Baker’s father (MR. ASHLEY) was a soldier (Army) and a Mason and A MAN…. (Click on Renee Ashley Baker above to visit Renee’s Website)….

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
Renee Loves New York (Hates California)
Renee Hates Football (Loves The Ballet)
Renee Hates Beer (Loves Moet Champagne)
Renee’s Party Affiliation (Democrat)
Renee NEEDS: “A Man–For A Love Match”
(HE must be caucasian, Jewish, 60-70 years of age, and…a Billionaire)

and

DAD…..AGAIN

Patriarch Joseph P Kennedy

above, Joseph P. Kennedy, the Great Patriarch

(Happy Father’s Day to all my ‘Kennedy’ daddyies. Click photo above to view TEF website)

—————————————————————————————

Still “no” to Miley Cyrus (because I think “they” are trying to make Miley Cyrus and Justin Bieber into Gary Coleman!) and….I have “no projects” to do with Janet…. (However, “Hi Paris”).

Advertisements

COMPLETED—SELF-PORTRAITS (plus…..TO MR. MURDOCH: HOW’S $250 MILLION for Renee Ashley Baker?)

January 21, 2013

Jackie Bouvier Kennedy Onassis

Jackie Bouvier Kennedy

Renee Ashley Baker 1

I, Renee Ashley Baker, WILL be moving to Washington DC (in 2013) and WILL be moving to France (in 2014) where I will launch “Erma French Perfume and Design” and hopefully design “Irmigard” handbags for Tiffany & Co and make $10 Million Dollars a year launching my company which includes my perfume line which includes Ashley Lane Jewelers (hopefully ALL THREE 70% owned by the Wertheimers of Chanel and 30% owned by Renee Ashley Baker)….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker/Renee AB 9

Renee Ashley Baker 2

Renee  Ashley Baker 3

My Sister (Miss M) said I was “trying to look like Whitney Houston” in these pictures. And though I did see a photo of Whitney wearing huge white pearls (which inspired me to buy the ones I am wearing in these photos–which were taken after Whitney Houston’s death) I was trying to do a 1960’s “BeeHive” but I didn’t have a “beehive rack” and my “pouf” collapsed….

20th Century Fox

January 23, 2013 (WEDNESDAY)

Dear Mr. Murdoch and CEO ( 20th Century Fox)

So HE wasn’t your “candidate” but If and when we meet I could tell you some things that might make you “like” President Obama.

NOW–ON TO OUR BUSINESS…

2. My Deal. I should probably ask for $1 Billion Dollars and be like Mel Gibson who made $1 billion dollars on “Passion of the Christ”. However, I’ll ask for $250 Million Dollars as follows:

(a) A 10 Picture Deal over a 10 year period that would guarantee–guarantee–Renee Ashley Baker $25 Million Dollars per picture.
This $25 Million Dollars per picture/per year would include but not be limited to: Sequels/Prequels,Satellite TV (Hughes Direct TV), Pay TV, Cable TV, Syndicated TV, Merchandise, Broadway Musicals, Musical Recordings,Song Catalog, and any TV Spin Off Series, also include Books (Fiction/Non Fiction).
(b) This “deal” would guarantee “20th Century Fox” EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SERVICES inluding but not limited to:
Writing, Acting, Producing and possibly “Directing”.
(c) This “deal” would give /grant Renee Ashley Baker “right of approval” on Producer, on Director and on Co-Stars.
(d) This “deal” would give/grant Renee Ashley Baker “right to move the deal” IF-IF Renee Ashley Baker “DISAPPROVE’S OF” any party or corporation who might aquire ownership of 20th Century Fox.

Very truly yours,
Renee Ashley Baker aka Renee AB 9
P.S. Still “NO”to Ron Howard, No to Universal,No to a “football movie”, No to Warner Bros and No to Kim Basinger, No to Melanie Griffith , No to Antonio Banderas, No to Beyonce, and NO to all other’s that Renee Ashley Baker has previously said “NO” to.

———————————————————————————–
President Obama takes oath 2013

President Barack Obama with First Lady and Daughters at Swearing In 2012

President Barack Obama Inaugural 2013

VEEP JOE BIDEN GETTING SWORN IN ….

Vice President  Joe Biden sworn in Inaugural Day 2013

JAMES SINGS….

James Taylor

FAITH IN THE FUTURE….BUT…LET’S NOT FORGET THE PAST….

Rev Dr Martin Luther King Jr in Washington DC August 1963

Boo


Dear Mr. Oppenheimer:
Can you do something for me in 2014 (on Martin Luther King Day in 2014) ? …. Can–WILL– you give away –FREE– on the Apple com and the Itunes com website (for every Apple Ipad and Apple Ipod owner) the great, historic Martin Luther King: “I Have A Dream Speech”? ….(Speech dated August 28, 1963 in Washington DC). You should give both “video downloads” and “audio downloads”….
Thank You, Sir
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker
aka Renee AB 9
(NOW SCROLL DOWN FOR MORE “BOO” NEWS….)