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Complete! + Tom Cruise + Happy New Year! (Countdown) plus 10 Tips and Renee’s annual year end review!

December 27, 2010

                                                         

                                              NEW   YEAR

                                        DEDICATIONS

                                                    by 

                                   Renee Ashley Baker

    To Those Who  Dance:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9MszVE7aR4

   To Those Who  Sing:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTgnDLWeeaM

   To Those Who Have CHAIN  MAIL:    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPO3SaXHHBA

 

                                                 ON  TOUR 

                        “Linkin  Park”   with  “The Prodigy” 

                                                 Feb 6 

                                       The Pepsi Center 

 

        Every year I do a “Year End Review”.    However,   this year  I’m introducing the “Fist Bump”.    I am awarding a specified number of ‘fist bumps’  to each act of heroism or  HEARTism as is so deserved.

FOR  MIRACLES

“Back To Life–A Christmas Miracle”

*****Five Fist Bumps

 

 

 

 

 

     I award five fist bumps to Dr. Tim Bernard of Denver Colorado and the medical team that brought 2 year old Gore Otteson BACK TO LIFE.  To read more (click link): http://gimundo.com/news/article/lazarus-tot-gore-otteson-revived-with-therapeutic-cooling/ 

FOR   RENEE’S   SOLDIERS

“Wreaths Across America”

****Four Fist Bumps

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

   I am awarding ‘four fist bumps’ to Morrill  Worcester for placing wreaths on the graves of dead soldiers all across America  (one of those graves being the grave of my brother James who lies in rest and in honor at Ft. Logan cemetery. . . .) To read more click link:  http://www.buffalonews.com/wire-feeds/24-hour-national-news/article274025.ece

FOR  AUTISM

“Night of  Too  Many ‘funny’  Stars”

***Three  Fist  Bumps

 

 

 

 

 

            I am awarding three  ‘fist bumps’ to the men who put on “Night of Too Many Stars” (a biennial benefit inspired by performer Robert Smigel whose 12 year old son , Daniel, is autistic).   To read more click link:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/19/laughs-plus-a-worthy-caus_n_768225.html 

FOR  SAFETY

LADD. . . . “Lawyers Against Drunk Driving”

**Two Fist Bumps

 

 

 

 

 

          I am awarding two fist bumps to Denver attorney Michael Sawaya for providing a FREE New Years Eve ‘drunk cab’.   To read more click link:    http://denver.yourhub.com/Denver/Blogs/Archive/Blog~409160.aspx

FOR  GIFT  GIVING

“She’s  A  Doll”

** Two Fist Bumps

     

 I am awarding two ‘fist bumps’ to 5 year old Tenley Hollman for ‘spending her own money on American Girl dolls and giving them away at Christmas’.   To read more click link: http://www.kdvr.com/news/kdvr-5yearold-centennial-girl-donat-122010,0,2070831.story?track=rss

 FOR  PHILANTHROPY

“Shout Out To Oprah” (p.s.  Hattie told Mattie)

 *One Fist Bump”

              I am awarding ‘one BIG fist bump’ to Oprah Winfrey.  It has been documented that between 1998-2007 Oprah Winfrey has contributed–to charity–(through her Oprah Winfrey Foundation) a total of $230,019,049 million dollars!   To read more about Oprah’s goins on click link:   http://www.parade.com/celebrity/celebrity-parade/2010/1222-oprah-winfrey-extras.html

                                           S  i n g!   S i n g!    S i n g! 

“Auld Lang Syne”  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpsu8WpN3nU&playnext=1&list=PLC63E71EA01987D73&index=91

                                                  HAPPY  NEW   YEAR !  

                                                                     f r o m

Natalie (Natasha) Wood starring as Little Susie Walker in “Miracle On 34th Street”. . . .

and

from

Oksana Baiul starring as Clara in “Nutcracker On Ice”

                                                  and  now

                                                  10  TIPS

                                  (to bring in the New Year)

PLANNING  A NEW YEAR’S EVE PARTY?          

  Tip #1                                                 

         Why not rent a photobooth?  They’re fun and there may be some left.  Check it out (click link below):

http://rentphotobooths.com/

   GOING OUT ON THE TOWN?

  Tip #2

  Ladies look great with Gkay Facial In A Box

   http://gkayskincare.com/gkay/index.htm

    Tip #3

   Ladies who want the “glittery eye”

      Get  great glittery eyes with Sephora:   http://www.sephora.com/browse/section.jhtml;jsessionid=D20ZDU3KOTY24CV0KQNQ5UQ?categoryId=S10503

       Get  that great  glittery eye from Chanel:

  http://www.glittergeek.ca/category/brands/chanel/

           HIRING A SITTER?

Tip #4

      Remedy Kids vs The Sitter problems.  Get advice at:

           http://www.sittercity.com/

     Kids vs The Internet?

     Remedy those problems  too by down loading a KID  SAFETY  software like “Internet Safety”:

                        http://www.internetsafety.com/

       And  lock  onto  a kid friendly website  like:

                   Kids Tube: http://www.kidstube.com/

       (note:  If you got a Wii or a Kinect for Christmas by all means USE IT on New Year’s Eve !)

      WHERE TO GO?

Tip #5

           (a)  Any club featuring DJ Grandma (aka Ruth Flowers) has got to be HOT!

           (b)  Club Noble Rot (or any other club in London currently frequented by HRH Prince Harry).

           In Paris France:

http://gofrance.about.com/cs/festivals/a/newyear.htm

           In London England

 http://golondon.about.com/od/decemberannualevents/a/New_Years_Eve.htm

           In  New York

        (a)   The Four Seasons

http://joonbug.com/newyork/places/5757-At-The-Four-Seasons-Hotel-NYC/DftyC2ZCkTz

     (b)  10 Things To Do in New York (on New Year’s  Eve)

http://newyork.timeout.com/things-to-do/this-week-in-new-york/18643/things-to-do-on-new-years-eve

 

STAYING IN (WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER?) 

 Tip  #6

        

            (a) Get the bubbly, two champagne flutes and the Christmas gift basket (the one that contains the smoked salmon , pate and the beluga).

          (b) Rent or Download a dvd.  Some lush bio pic like:

“Young Victoria”     or   “Coco Before Chanel”

 

          

 

 

 

 

 WHERE TO ORDER FOOD:

Tip #7

     (a)  www.petrossian.com

     (b)  www.caviarteria.com

  ( Or try a pre-prepared  party tray from Albertson’s  or Safeway ) 

Emerald’s for Christmas?

Tip #8

   Show off your fabulous girl sparkle.  Wear emerald’s by Harry Winston on New Year’s Eve. . . .

 

   MAKE  YOUR  NEW  YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS:

  Tip #9  (“I  Resolve”)

 

 

 

           You  DON’T   have to resolve to go on a rampage freeing unsuspecting CIA agents from captivity at ‘DIVISION’. . . .  however. . . . you should resolve to “do something” in 2011

 

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTIONS:

1.  Find A Husband

(Go on dates using Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service)

2.  Photo Session

  (Photo session with Nicholas DeSciose in Denver)

 3.  Become A Spokesmodel

(Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Ford Modeling Agency for representation  for spokes model jobs with  NIKON COOLPIX and GENERAL MOTORS)

4.  Move To France

(Renee Ashley Baker will move to the South of France)  To: 

         (a)  Design Handbags (for Tiffany & Co)

        (b)   Launch “Renee Perfume ” (30/70 ownership with Chanel Corporation).

       (c)   Write fashion and beauty book (“Live!  In Progress”)

       (d)     Do a radio show (for XM/Sirius) from France.

 

                                                                    p l u s

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Etiquette, Manners and Protocol (More Caviar On Toast Please….)

November 16, 2009

Beluga Caviar

This Season: Party Planners ….

Who Will Be Renee Ashley Baker’s Teacher ?

WHY LADY ELIZABETH ANSON OF COURSE….

Lady Elizabeth Anson gives private lessons in Protocol, Etiquette and Good Manners. But….for those who can’t schedule private lessons (in New York or London) with Lady Anson you can catch her “party tips in “The Party Planners Book”….(check Amazon.com)

ABOUT RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

christofle-tea-service

Renee Ashley Baker's Christofle Tea Service

TEA: I, Renee Ashley Baker, hate coffee. I don’t go to coffee shops (where the coffee is too strong–furniture polish strong….) So, I, Renee Ashley Baker, am a tea drinker and my favorite is Earl Grey.

FORD MODELS: Yes–I, Renee Ashley Baker, will sign a contract with Ford Modeling Agency for representation to 21 Companies (which include: Chanel, Chanel Cosmetics–Renee Perfume By Chanel”–Jimmy Choo, AT&T, IBM, Yahoo (not Google) and Swarovski for a line of jewelry boxes to be designed by Renee Ashley Baker called, “Pandora’s Box”….

Friday: The Future Is Boston Massachusettes

September 12, 2008

 

 But first ….

 NOW SHOWING:  AT  A  THEATRE  NEAR  YOU

Movie To See:  “I.O.U.S.A” (opened August 27th) at selected theatres near you.  This film is a “documentary” about the United State’s $53 Trilion Dollar Debt.

“I.O.U.S.A” was produced by U.S. Comptroller General David Walker.  His “3 Step” recovery program for this bad  U. S. economy ?   First, he says:

1.  Stop Digging

2.  Have A Plan

3.  Have Means and Mechanisms (so you don’t fall back into debt).

See the movie (or read the book)

plus

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S BOSTON ….In A Bubble ?

                               

“BOSTON BUBBLE CITYSCAPE”  by  howlinhill on Flickr

and

“HELLO BOSTON SOCIETY HERE I COME”   says Renee Ashley Baker

    I, Renee Ashley Baker, have said “NO” to the movie business and my answer will stay “NO”.   Also “NO” to Emmys.  (This means “NO” to TV).   

      I, Renee Ashley Baker, will give COCKTAIL PARTIES in Boston and give CHARITY PARTIES in Boston to benefit Special Olympics, the Riverkeepers,  and the American Cancer Society.  There’ll be BELUGA CAVIAR triangles and the MOET will flow….

and….the party dresses will “rustle”

Renee Ashley Baker will wear Chanel’s “little black dress” in Boston…. 

                                        

Renee Ashley Baker will wear Chanel’s “royal purple” in Boston

Renee Ashley Baker will wear Chanel’s Chinchilla  in Boston….

(The above looks like a coat that I owned a long time ago but…. was of course “faux chinchilla”)

Renee Ashley Baker’s “White Wedding?”

(above, Chanel wedding gown shown at Chanel’s 2008 fall/winter couture show in Paris)…..

DEAR MR KARL LAGERFELD (Captain of Chanel): Can you make the above dresses freebies so I don’t  have to attend Boston cocktail parties wearing my slip ?  (Mr. Jimmy Choo is giving me “free shoes”)….

Plus….NO TO DENIRO, NO TO VIGGO MORTENSON, AND NO TO COERCION:    This “organized crime” cowtown called Denver Colorado  is still trying to “extort me” when I’ve decided that there will be No movie production, no book and no tv show.  The “organized crime” sitting in this Denver Public Library is now trying to “coerce me” to do business with Viggo Mortenson.  Viggo Mortenson will “GO TO PRISON”. 

Denver’s “poor” have to “do WITHOUT” Renee Ashley Baker’s help and Denver’s “poor” have to SET UP A METH LAB  or  ROB A BANK.

2.  The “organized crime” sitting in this Denver Public Library keep saying that I am going to meet some “Italians with publishers”.   These Italians will “GO TO PRISON TOO”.  I am NOT  going to “meet any Italians”.  And no Italian is my son–I have NO SON who is Italian. 

3.    The “organized crime” sitting in this Denver Public Library keeps trying to “force me” into motion picture production but I will NOT allow any movie production.   

4.   I don’t care whether Denver “respects” crazy or not Denver is NOT  going to get any “papers” from crazy Renee Ashley Baker.  So Denver is going to LEAVE RENEE ASHLEY BAKER ALONE about papers.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “NUT HOUSE” so–Denver had better LEAVE ME ALONE about money.   I “Tore Up” the papers so leave me alone here in Denver.  I “Tore Up” the book so leave me alone here in Denver.  There will be “NO Book”.   I “Tore Up” the book so that Denver “criminals” couldn’t break into my house and steal papers.  Shirley, Fofi, Rosa Ann, Black Barbara, Black Beggin Megan, Cindy, and Mexican Jesse should all “go to prison” for “COERCION” “EXTORTION” and “RACKETEERING”.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, am “Crazy” so what does Denver keep bothering me about for ?   I WILL NOT accept $10 million dollars.  I DO NOT WANT $10 million dollars. 

5.  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  am CRAZY and I, Renee Ashley Baker, am  just  going to “sit in Boston” in my $3 million dollar condominium that I’m buying with $3 million dollars I’m getting from Senator Edward M Kennedy.   I’m NOT going to “sit here in Denver”.   I AM going to sit in BOSTON.   I WANT Boston Massachusettes where I will live for the 25-40 years.  I will not accept $10 million I will only accept a $3 million dollar condominium in Boston that I’m getting from Senator Edward M Kennedy.

6.  I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WAS BORN AND RAISED IN ST. LOUIS MISSOURI AND I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM LEAVING FOR BOSTON ON SUNDAY ….

7.  DENVER WILL NEVER NEVER TELL RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WHAT TO DO.  DENVER WILL STOP “EXTORTING” RENEE ASHLEY BAKER.  

8.  NO TO MADONNA (Madonna is still the “Dog” that I’m not going to let sniff up underneath my dress and Lourdes is still a “Dog” too).  NO to Warner, No to Warner Bros.  No To Gale Hurd and No to Gail Katz .  Both Gale Hurd and Gail Katz will “GO TO PRISON” for extortion, coercion and racketeering.  NO to CBS, No to NBC, No to Universal, No to Grammercy, No to MCA/Farm, No to rappers, No to rap music, NO to singers and No to the music industry.

9.  SCROLL DOWN….