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Completed New Photo Gallery Added…. Happy Thanksgiving 2014! Holiday Tea! Obama Humor Christmas Cards, Christmas Gift Ideas, Shopping Cyber Monday (and Thanks AL! No to Beyoncé, No to Janet Jackson, No to Rihanna)

November 24, 2014

Matriarch Ethel Kennedy is awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom…

U.S. President Obama presents the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Ethel Kennedy during a White House ceremony in Washington

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LISTEN TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW DEMO AT: http://reneeashleybaker.tripod.com/
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HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (AND THE BEAUTIFUL MRS A BELOW…)

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Mothers Christofle Tea Service

NOW…A LESSON IN CHIC….

What better time for holiday tea than Thanksgiving holiday? Below the fabulous Mrs Winston Churchill pouring tea at 10 Downing St 1948. (Photo courtesy of “The Peak of Chic”)

the fabulous Mrs Winston Churchill pouring tea at 10 Downing Street 1940

Mariage Freres Tea gift 2014

NOW …A LESSON IN ADVANCED STYLE….THE GREAT AND THE ASPIRING GREAT….(Photo courtesy of “Advanced Style”)

the fabulous Colleen

Roche Bobois interior 2014

ABOVE, ROCHE BOBOIS COLLECTION….2014/2015

TIFFANY & CO DESK APPOINTMENTS

Tiffany & Co Desk Appointments

NOW..A LESSON IN PAIRS….NEW YORK’S MOST STYLISH COUPLES….

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Cipriana and Aaron New York

Haley and Allan New York

Mary Beth and Kevin

Mimi and Rae

Jenna and Jullian New York

NOW A LESSON IN FASHION…VINTAGE AND NEW
(Below Chanel “vintage” jacket and Chanel 18kt gold and diamond earrings)

18kt gold Chanel earrings

Chanel jacket vintage

Chanel 3

Chanel 4

Chanel 11

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NOW A LESSON IN GLAMOUR (RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FRANCE HOUSE…THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BUILT?)

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NOW….

A VERY SPECIAL “HAPPY THANKSGIVING” TO JASON AND BARBRA….

Barbra Streisand and Jason Gould Duet

AND….LOOK WHO ELSE IS DOING WHAT AND WITH WHOM ON THANKSGIVING ?

KEVIN AND KYRA SERVE UP THANKSGIVING ! (SHOUT OUT TO SONY: KEVIN WOULD MAKE THE PERFECT “TALENT AGENT” IN THAT COMEDY “THIS IS VINYL TAP” ?)

Kevin and Kyra

SHOUT OUT TO 20TH CENTURY FOX..ISN’T IT ABOUT TIME FOR A REMAKE OF “THE KID FROM BROOKLYN” ? I HAD THIS “REMAKE IDEA” A LONG TIME AGO. I WOULD HAVE BARBRA (STREISAND) DIRECT; AND I WOULD CAST, WHO ELSE BUT….

The Kid From Brooklyn starring Danny Kaye

Jim Carrey with puppet friend

SEX SYMBOL SHARON STONE WITH HER THREE BOYS…(HEY SHARON…AS YOU KNOW I’M FOR THE MEN; AND BECAUSE I’M “CHANGING LANES” (INTO THE FASHION DESIGN INDUSTRY) I’M GOING TO DESIGN SOME “MANLY MAN” T-SHIRTS FOR BOYS….)

Sharon Stone with three sons

Sharon Stone with three sons 2

(Check out the intersection; notice the Black woman on “platforms” while “Mommy Sharon” and her boys wear “tennis”….LOL)

SHOUT OUT TO CONNOR, THE BEAUTIFUL ISABELLA AND MOM NICOLE
“HAPPY HOLIDAYS!”

Nicole with children  Connor and Isabella Cruise

THE BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS “SURI” WITH DADDY TOM…

“Hold My Bag”….(LOL)

Tom and Suri Thanksgiving

“A SPEEDY RECOVERY” FOR JUSTICE GINSBERG….

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and….Last and MOST

Mel Gibson with fans

Mel and new girlfriend

Mel and Lucia

(above Mel with fans, Mel with new girlfriend? and Mel with the “beautiful Lucia”…What a beautiful face on Lucia…wonder if Daddy Mel is going to allow her to become an “actress”? SHOUT OUT TO CAA: PLEASE PROMOTE MEL’S MOVIE WHEN IT COMES OUT NEXT YEAR…MEANING..RUN ADS WHERE THE PUBLIC (AND NOT JUST MOVIE GEAKS) CAN SEE THEM. THE PUBLIC HAS TO “KNOW” A MOVIE IS OUT THERE BEFORE THEY CAN GO SEE IT… And do Remember That The Question is: “WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MOVIE ADS AND NOT WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MEL GIBSON ?”. MEL’S still talented; it’s the “movie industry” that’s changed and better get back to “talent rules”….)

Mel Gibson in character

DON’T FORGET…..

SHOP NOW FOR BLACK FRIDAY AND CYBER MONDAY (buy Christmas Card: “A VERY OBAMA CHRISTMAS”)

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Cyber Monday

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Fashion Week New York 2014–Day 10: Women of the Year! (And What They Wore!) Jackie Kennedy Onassis, Michelle Obama, Barbra Streisand, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother, etc etc etc

September 12, 2014

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Above, First Lady Jackie Kennedy and that “fabulous” Jackie Kennedy style!

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Above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma)

So, Fashion Week New York 2014 has come and gone. I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking forward to next year; but–oh wait—I WON’T be here next year; Hopefully–I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be in Paris France—attending fashion design school and launching my new company ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN—(hopefully with The Wertheimers aka the owners of Chanel). Hopefully–I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “going on dates” –with 52 MEN–that’s a date every Saturday night–and in Paris France!!!

the beautiful Mrs A at a party in the Hamptons

Above, Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma) at a party in The Hamptons (on Long Island). This photo was taken 30 years after the top photo was taken (doesn’t Mommy look great!)

NOW….

MOORE WOMEN OF THE YEAR

AND….

WHAT THEY WORE!

Michelle Obama by Annie Leibovitz

Above, First Lady Michelle Obama, photographed looking “elegant”, by Annie Leibovitz

Barbra Streisand December 1969

Above Barbra Streisand, December 1969….
And below Barbra, fabulous singer/actress/director that she is, as she accepts the Glamour Women of the Year Award 2014 “Lifetime Achievement”….

Barbra Streisand accepts award

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Above, Princess Ameerah Al-Taweel (Princess and “Talent Manager”)

Hadeel Ibrahim

Above Hadeel Ibrahim
(Below Hadeel with Harry Belafonte at launch of the New Africa Center in New York; Hadeel, by the way, is the wife of finance magnate Mo Ibrahim)

Dr. Prescious Moloi Motsepe AFI fashion week

Above, Dr. Prescious Moloi Motseipe, the “brains” behind AFI Fashion Week
(Prescious is married to one of South Africa’s first Black billionaires).

Mukesh Ambani

Mukesh Ambani house

Above, Socialite Mukesh Ambani and her “Palace” in Mumbai….

Lady Rothschild Portrait of a Lady

Above, Lady Rothschild as she remakes the famous “1919” portrait “Portrait of a Lady”….

Melinda Gates

Above, Melinda Gates appears at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards 2014

Malala

Above, the wonderful Malala Yousafzai accepts her award at Glamour’s Women of the Year Awards 2014

And, “Je te presente”

(that is– saving the GREATEST for last….)

THE QUEEN!

Queen Elizabeth fashions 2014

Queen Elizabeth ii wearing royal purple

AND….NOW…RENEE SUGGESTS WHAT THEY SHOULD WEAR ….

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The Look to wear now….Chanel’s “Look #47” (and the guy looks, looks, looks….so SEXY!)

Ferragamo Fiamma Bag

Above, Ferragamo’s “Fiamma Bag” (Modeled by the Portier Sisters aka the daughters of actor, legend Sidney Portier…..Sidney is a “Moore”…IS he some kin to me?)

Paul Ka white bow cocktail dress

Above, Paul Ka’s white cocktail party extravaganza….

JIMMY-CHOO-GOLD-EMBLISH-2014

Above, Jimmy Choo’s gold “embellished” sandal…

Chanel cosmetics counter

Above, all the goodies sold at the Chanel cosmetics counter (for tres parfait) AND JEWELERY TO WEAR WITH IT ALL? WHY “DEBEERS” OF COURSE…..

BELOW “COLORED DIAMONDS” BY DEBEERS

Debeers colored diamond rings

AND TO CELEBRATE! (WHAT ELSE BUT MOET!)

Moet and Chandon

(P.S. Bloggers are welcome to “link to this Blog” however….this Blog will be “promoted” advertised, mentioned in full page ads that I’ll run in Parade Magazine. The “ads” will promote the Renee Ashley Baker VLOG (“For Men Only”)

NOW….

SHOUT OUT TO BANKS….

What Style! I, Renee Ashley Baker, suggest that you put “NO COVER” tags on all your songs at the copyright office (so that no talents Rihanna can’t steal your signature).
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, also suggest that you sign with Sony, Virgin Records or Bertelsmann (if you’re not with a major label already).
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, must state that you are “ready” to become the next Maureen McGovern/Celine Dione (aka Muse of the “movie song”)….HERE THAT ALL YOU PRODUCER’S OUT IN HOLLYWOOD …..
(fortunately I, Renee Ashley Baker, am headed for France and the Fashion Industry….)

As I have stated on this BLOG many times, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT be working in the movie industry but will instead work in “the French Perfume and Design Industry” (I’ll also become a citizen of France and give up citizenship of the United States). However, However, If, one day, I, Renee Ashley Baker, change my mind, I, Renee Ashley Baker, will work–in movies– on the following terms:

1. HE (the head of CAA) will have to sign Renee Ashley Baker to an exclusive contract whereby I, Renee Ashley Baker, would use CAA Talent “exclusively” for my motion picture productions.
2. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will have to be the “Executive Producer” of all of the Renee Ashley Baker motion picture productions.
3. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “set up” at either Disney Studios or at News Corp/20th Century Fox or I may help some MEN (from India) build their “movie studio”.
4. I, Renee Ashley Baker, will reside in France (and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “give up citizenship” of the United States and will become a “citizen of France”).
5. NO TO RICHARD GERE AND NO TO ICM (ICM NEEDS TO BE IN JAIL); ALSO NO TO CLINT EASTWOOD AND NO TO OPRAH WINFREY. ALSO NO TO OPRAH’S “OWN” channel …NO TO MADONNA AND NO TO ALL “OTHERS” THAT I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, HAVE PREVIOUSLY SAID “NO” TO. INCLUDING “NO” TO MERYL STREEP.

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I, Renee Ashley Baker, took the above photo (of myself) last night (on 9/4/2014). Can you guess how I did it? I think the photo came out BEAUTIFUL and with #NO FILTER! (Selfie taken not with an iphone). Now….Shout out to SAM FINE:

Hi Sam:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am wearing Fashion Fair’s Crème Foundation in the above Selfie. I, Renee Ashley Baker, have been wearing your Fashion Fair Crème Foundation (in Brown Glo or Brown Blaze Glo) since it first came on the market. However, it doesn’t work for “HD/High Def” digital photography (especially the one for oily skin). Can you come up with a “foundation” liquid, crème, or crème/powder combo that will work for high def photography? Maybe something that could be applied with one of the new foundation application “buffing/blending” brushes? (Cover Girl is Crap).

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL BE MOVING TO FRANCE TO LAUNCH “ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN” (HOPEFULLY WITH THE WERTHEIMERS)….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER CURRENTLY RESIDES IN EAST HAMPTON. NOW VISIT RENEE ON MYSPACE….

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NOW VISIT….ERMA FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN (ON TUMBLR)…CLICK LOGO BELOW….

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BELOW….RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S RIVIERA HOUSE….(THE HOUSE THAT CHANEL BOUGHT?)

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RENEE’S….NEW SONG….

“DIAMONDS” A DEMO (written and sung by Renee Ashley Baker)

DIAMONDS”
(Guest Musician: Toots Thielman ?)
Lyrics and Music by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2003 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(verse 1)
In love
Well welcome to who needs love
I never try to please love
I only give to me

To please me
Just give me Harry Winston
Arpels and Butler Wilson
A ‘jewel’s’ all I need

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
I’ll ruse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

A “Blue Box”
Repossi, I’m in Grid Lock
Orgell but now the bids stopped
He’ll take me to Asprey

Believe me
A Diamond is my best friend
It’s Cartier or its First Sin
A heart shaped card in play

Diamonds, I’ll use them for their Diamonds
Abuse them for their Diamonds
Confuse them for their Diamonds
Diamonds, I’ll feel them for their Diamonds
I’ll thrill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds
(bridge)
I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do what’s right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(musical interlude by Toots Thielman)

I’ll never know a thing of feelings
I’ll never try to do whats right
I’ll never know that they need healing
I only know it takes 3 C’s and light

(verse 3)

Mikimoto
With diamonds love a Dojo
A Graff then off to Soho
A camel to Mouawaad
(Shaharazod music)

Piaget me
H. Stern to Bulgari
I’ll win it Mata Hari
Say Debeers and Away!

Diamonds, I’ll stroke them for their Diamonds
I’ll toke them for their Diamonds
I’ll coke them for their Diamonds

Diamonds , I’ll swill them for their Diamonds
I’ll pill them for their Diamonds
I’ll kill them for their Diamonds

For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For their Diamonds
(Toots music)
For Their Diamonds
(Toots music Fade out)
(The End)
(NOTE: THIS SONG IS NOT FOR SALE….THE “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SONG CATALOG” IS NOT FOR SALE IT IS “OFF THE MARKET”. NO TO BEYONCE)

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VIEW “RENEE GOES TO PARIS FRANCE”….(A NEW “GO PRO” CHANNEL….FROM EUROPE!)
click link below to view:
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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S SCHEDULE

1. Renee Ashley Baker gets “lawsuit settlement” of $60 Million for 6 years “financial injury” and for “physical injury”. (Renee Ashley Baker moves to France).
2. Renee Ashley Baker “dates” 52 Caucasian/Jewish Men who are 60 years of age and older in France. (No Athletes and No Politicians).
3. Renee Ashley Baker launches “Men’s Cologne” line hopefully with the owner’s of Chanel (in France).
4. Renee Ashley Baker (still the “party girl”) will open a “Discotheque” in the South of France (and No to Madonna).
5. Renee Ashley Baker will, maybe, sign with Disney (and Mel Gibson? and Sony Music?)
6. Renee Ashley Baker will sign with Random House or Harper Collins (and Sony) for a James Bond novel.

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NOW VIEW RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S NEW “WIX” WEBSITE….

(click on Renee Ashley Baker below)

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Announcement

Queen Mary 2

Did I say that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be “sailing” to France aboard the Queen Mary 2? YES, I will and I’ll be making, filming (digitally) a “Documentary” of my trip. I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to give this Documentary (free of charge) to Direct TV Video On Demand….so that it can be a “freebie for their audience….

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MY PUBLICIST…
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM HOPING TO HIRE KCD WORLDWIDE…..I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, AM EXPECTING MY “FIRST PUBLICITY” TO BE MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S ENROLLMENT IN FASHION SCHOOL IN PARIS”….OR MAGAZINE FEATURES ABOUT “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER IN HER FABULOUS HOME OVERLOOKING THE MEDITTERANEAN”….WHAT A STORY!

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MY ANSWER IS STILL “NO” TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS AND NO TO WARNER BROS ….

THE FACTS….HOPEFULLY I’LL BE SETTLING MY LAWSUIT….IN THE MEANTIME MY ANSWER IS “NO” TO SHOWBUSINESS…CLICK LINK TO READ WHY….

MCA and The Mob

Interscope Records

I, Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT work for Universal Studios nor for Warner Bros. Click link BELOW to read why:
http://www.sohh.com/2011/09/interscope_records_under_fire_for_cocain.html

I said NO

P.S. STILL NO TO OPRAH WINFREY….OPRAH WINFREY IS NOT COMING ON THE QUEEN MARY 2 WITH RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, happen to favor Cate Blanchett, at this time, as well as Helen Merrin. My old favorites are Helen Hayes, and the great actress/director/singer Barbra Streisand (to name a few).

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Because I have been “bothered” by the Englewood Public Library about Oprah Winfrey, I have to request that Oprah Winfrey “stay away from me”…..No to ICM, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Julia Roberts, No to Christina Aguillera, No to Jessica Alba. Johnny Depp has to “stay away” from Renee Ashley Baker too….No to Lil Kim and No to Beyoncé too and NO to Rihanna, and No to Nicky Manaj. And I’ve Had To “Threaten” Charlize Theron so that she could not be “forced into a payroll” by Englewood City Employees such as Aimee, Jennifer, and Kara and Pat. “NO” to all others that Renee Ashley Baker has said “NO” to.

#Christmas 2013: Happy Hanukkah! and a Happy New Year! (from Renee Ashley Baker)

December 18, 2013

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Sterling Silver Hanukkah Candleabra

(Mummy’s White Christmas Tree and Renee’s Sterling Silver Menorah)

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click on photo of Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (Erma/Irma) above to visit The Erma Foundation

“WINDOWS”
by
Renee Ashley Baker

As I’ve stated previously my Mother (Erma/Irma) had me –gave birth to me–at the rich Jewish hospital in St. Louis Missouri; that is, Barnes Jewish Hospital). My Mother Erma/Irma (aka Mommy) raised me in her mini-mansion, paid for my ballet lessons, kept steak on the stove, and became rich (with a $250,000 credit line in her bank account). But, have I talked about how every Christmas (in St. Louis) my Mother (Erma/Irma) would take me downtown to “delight” in the department store window dressings (Santa, Frosty, Rudolph) which were all featured prominently in windows at Mommy’s favorite stores (namely Stix, Baer, Fuller and Famous & Barr). The “traditon” of viewing window displays at Christmas was big in St. Louis and St. Louis people filled the “winter” streets at night starting at Thanksgiving and on through Christmas Eve. Of course, the “big show” was always the “winter wonderland” put on every year at Famous & Barr where Santa sat taking “middle class/bourgeoisie” children on his lap while pretending to write down their “wishes” on his SANTA LIST…..

Tiffany & Co Tanzanite and Diamond Handbag

My Mother, Erma/Irma, above is wearing a “real diamond pendant” and she loved wearing her “diamond broochs”; (Above, is, Tiffany & Co’s Diamond and Tanzite Handbag Brooch)

Gold Christmas Tree

HOLIDAY ENTERTAINMENT ?

ON THE BANG & OLUFSEN STEREO…

Barbra Streisand “The Classic Christmas Album”

Barbra Streisand The Classic Christmas Album

Neil Diamond “The Classic Christmas Album”

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Josh Groban “NOEL”

Josh Groban NOEL

AT HOME (AMAZON INSTANT VIDEO PERHAPS ?)

“Santa Claus Conquers The Martians” starring SANTA (aka Father Noel aka St. Nick) and Pia Z (Zadora)

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young Pia Zadora in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

GOING OUT…?

Dance (The Spectacular)

The Great Moscow Ballet’s “Nutcracker Suite !”

Moscow Ballet Great Russian Nutcracker 2013

Ice Skating (The Dazzle)

Disney On Ice Rockin Ever After

Disney On Ice Rockin Ever After

Movies (The History)

Saving Mr Banks starring Tom Hanks and Emma Thompson

“Saving Mr. Banks”

(starring Tom Hanks and Emma Thompson)

Mary Poppins

AND….

The Book Thief

“The Book Thief”

NOW

FOR THE GOOD-BYES

“Good-Bye From Renee Ashley Baker”

President Nelson Mandela

President Nelson Mandela

Astronaut Scott Carpenter

Scott Carpenter

Military Thriller Writer Tom Clancy

Tom Clancy

Pierce Brosnan’s daughter Charlotte

Pierce Brosnan with Daughter

MUCH CONTINUED LOVE TO Pierce Brosnan (aka JAMES) from Renee Ashley Baker

Pierce Brosnan as James

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THREE WISHES FROM RENEE ASHLEY BAKER

(TO SANTA)

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WISH #1: A MAN (A HUSBAND !)
I, Renee Ashley Baker, want matchmaker Janis Spindel to “find me a MAN!” (aKa LOVER AND FRIEND)….My MAN has to be Caucasian/Jewish, 60 years of age, and a Millionaire or Billionaire.

Chanel boots

WISH #2: Chanel
I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to run a “perfume and design company” (Erma French Perfume and Design) which would be 70% owned by The Wertheimers).

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WISH #3: Winning my lawsuit
I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like to win my lawsuit for $150 Million (or maybe settle “out of court” for $35 Million to $50 Million Dollars). I’ll use my “out of court settlement” to purchase (to build) my house in East Hampton.

A Great Gift ? How About A Replica 1933 Mickey Mouse Watch (at Bradford Exchange)

Replica of First Mickey Mouse Watch 1933  by Bradford Exchange

re: DISNEY !
I, Renee Ashley Baker, may, possibly, if I am “recovered” sign an “Exclusive 7 Year Contract” with Disney/ABC to: Executive Produce and Judge a “Game Show” (to be broadcast and syndicated by ABC Network; Executive Produce and Star In two motion pictures for Disney (“Sister Act” and “D”); and possibly a “jet set luxury travel tv show” starring Renee Ashley Baker. And…Disney will get the song “Danger” by Renee Ashley Baker. Hopefully, CAA and Martin Erlichman will REP Renee Ashley Baker (No to Warner Bros and No to Universal/MCA and No to ICM)..

NOW….

NOW

NOW

NOW

TO THE FOOD….

Did You Know ?

Golden Raisins

HAVE RAISINS WILL TRAVEL?

Thanks to their portability raisins have provided energy to famous explorers for centuries: For Example, Christopher Columbus on his 1492 journey to the New World; Robert E Perry on his trip to the North Pole in 1909, and the late astronaut Scott Carpenter in 1962.

“Good-Bye” Scott

Scott Carpenter in outer space

Gold Ornament

THE BELUGA !

PETROS~1

(For Caviar Blinnis, Caviar Devil Eggs, and Caviar Omelets)

THE SURF AND TURF (BY PFAELZER)

Pfaelzer Surf and Turf

RENEE’S FAVORITE HAAGEN DAZ “PISTACHIO” !

Haagen Daz Pistachio Ice Cream

BRENT’S CHARDONNAY PEANUT BRITTLE

Brent Chardonnay Wine Peanut Brittle

MATZOS !

Matzo

MILLE CREPES ! BY LADY M CONFECTIONS

ladym_mille crepes

GIVE A “FOODIE” TYPE GIFT…MAYBE CREME BRULEE ?

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THE DRINKS? LET’S START WITH RENEE’S FAVORITE

IT’S CHAMPAGNE !

Moet Champagne

WINE IN MIND? TRY ROTHSCHILD…

Chateau_Lafite-Rothschild

NEED “ALCOHOL FREE WINE” ?

Ariel Wine

A GIFT OF LUCK….AND CREAM ?

Baileys Irish Cream Gift Set

OR MAYBE GIVE A GENIE IN A BOTTLE (ER…. A TEA POT ?)

Mariage Freres Aladin Tea Pot and Tea…

Mariage Freres Happy Aladin teapot

Mariage Freres tea

Albert Einstein

NOW MERRY CHRISTMAS, HAPPY HANUKKAH, AND HAPPY NEW YEAR

TO RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S FAMILIES & FRIENDS

U.S. Senator Julian Bond & Family

Senator Julian Bond and Family

I, Renee Ashley Baker, did mention that Julian Bond was a “family friend” (Julian Bond’s first cousin was a friend of my brother James)

Actress/Singer Tina Turner & Family

Tina Turner and new hubby Erwin

I, Renee Ashley Baker, did mention that Tina Turner was with my Mother (Erma/Irma Ashley) and my Father (Mr. Ashley) when they brought me home from Barnes Hospital in St. Louis Missouri….I, Renee Ashley Baker, was all of “one day old”….

Princess Lee Radziwill & Family

(“Happy Holidays Princess Lee!”)

Princess Lee Radziwill

Princess Lee Radziwill New York

Caroline Kennedy & Family

Caroline Kennedy and Family

HRH William, HRH Kate & Family (aka HRH Baby Louie)

HRH Baby Louie

HRH William and HRH Kate and Baby Louie

Katie Holmes & Family (aka Suri aka Rose)

Kate and Family

Cate Blanchett (& ACTING !)….

Cate Blanchett

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO RENEE’S MEDIA

(INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO….)

Aileen Mehle (aka SUZY)

Aileen Mehle

Patrick McMullen (Society Columnist)

Patrick McMullan society photographer

plus

Anna Wintour(Vogue Magazine)
Glenda Bailey(Harper’s Bazaar Magazine)
Margaret Russell(Architectural Digest Magazine)
Jay Fielden(Town & Country)
Graydon Carter(Vanity Fair Magazine)
Edward Nardoza (WWD)
Mort Zuckerman(U.S. News and World Report Magazine)
Michael Bloomberg(Bloomberg News Magazine)
The New York Times
The Washington Post

plus
Renee Ashley Baker’s New York Photographer
Namely Steven Meisel
(Maybe Steven Meisel will photograph a coffee table book for “The Erma Foundation”….)

Steven Meisel

White Tiger and Yellow Tiger

THIS CHRISTMAS WHY NOT SAVE THE TIGER?

Currently fewer than 4000 Tigers remain in the wild. CEO Sylvie Chantecaille created the Bengal Palette, a special-edition compact where 5% of the proceeds go toward “saving the tiger” from extinction. Below “Eye of the White Tiger” compact. Sold at Nordstrom.

Eye of The Tiger Compact by Chantecaille

5 Golden Rings

NOW

“FIVE GOLDEN RINGS” (ABOVE) AND FIVE GOLDEN GIFTS FROM THE NEIMAN MARCUS HOLIDAY CATALOG 2013″

$2995 ULTIMATE WHITE

(Cashmere and Fox Fur )

Cashmere Fox Fur Trim Shawl Cape at Neiman Marcus

$11,000 ULTIMATE SPINNING

(The Soul Cycle)

SoulCycle by Ciclotte

$344,500 ULTIMATE DRIVING
(The Aston Martin Vanquish Volante)
THE CAR FOR JAMES!

Aston-Martin-Vanquish-Volante-2014

$1.5 Million ULTIMATE VIEWING
(POP UP TV…IT COMES RIGHT OUT OF THE GROUND)

Ultimate TV

$1.85 ULTIMATE DIAMOND
(RENEE’S Diamonds “Are” Forever….Purchaser gets a 25 carat diamond to “cut and polish” then its on to London where purchaser will visit the Crown Jewels inside the Tower of London)

Ultimate Diamond

Diamonds Are Forever by Ian Fleming 1956

“Diamonds Are Forever” (1956 ?)

AND….I SHALL NOT FORGET…..

Mark Zuckerberg & Family (aka Priscilla)

Mark Zuckerberg and new bride Priscilla

Tom Cruise & Family (aka Connor)

Tom Cruise and Son Connor

Mel Gibson & Family (aka Lucia)

Mel and daughter Lucia

AND….

Kate Hudson & Family

(with Bellamy and Bingham in Black)

Kate-Hudson and Baby Bellamy and Bing  in Black

Santa Sleigh and Reindeer

“MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD KNIGHT !”

“On Rudolph”

Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

“On Blixen”

Santa Reinder Blixen

“On Prancer”

Santa Reindeer Prancer

“On Dancer”

Santa Reindeer Dancer

AND…

“MERRY CHRISTMAS HONEY”

Alana Thompson aka Honey Boo Boo

(“SHE’S SUCH A DOLL!”)

NOW READ WHY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER SAYS “NO”:

no 4

READ AT: http://www.JFKRFKASHLEY.BLOGSPOT.COM

WWW.JFKRFKASHLEY.BLOGSPOT.COM

Hi J.J. : “DANGER (THE SONG)” is for “KC” if he wants it… for #Disney, for #Barbra Streisand

July 24, 2013

Cinderella at the Ball

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LAWSUIT SETTLEMENT:
I, Renee Ashley Baker, am expecting an $8 Million – $10 Million dollar out of court settlement….OR I WILL FILE A LAWSUIT….

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“SANG THE MUSES”
lyrics and melody by Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

Lovely CINDERELLA Lost Her Shoe At The Ball
SHIP Found In The Bottle, Popped The Cork, The Sails Grew Tall
Let Her Stand With NEMO He’ll Take Her Hand Upon The Sea
Strait Up From The Bottom They’ll See JACK Cause He’ll Be Me

(chorus)
Sang The Muses, Sang The Muses
Sang The Muses, Sang The Muses
Sang The Music, Sang The Music
Sang The Music, Sang The Music

CLICK LINK BELOW TO LISTEN:
http://www.muziboo.com/mp3/sang-the-muses-written-and-sung-by-renee-ashley-baker/

Say What

DANGER
Lyrics and melody by Renee Ashley Baker
copyright 2013 by Renee Ashley Baker
All RIGHTS RESERVED

WATCH OUT—Please hear what I’m say—ing
NO DOUBT—It’s evil games they’re play—ing
DO NOT do as I say but LIE too
SLIDE IN—yes you know my group

BAD GUYS will never get to buy me
CAD EYES they never fail to try me
TWIST, TURN, DETECT is everything I do
HEAD SPIN—got you in a loop

Just when you think you’ve won then that’s when I’ll find you out
HARD CASE I’ll always RUN IN that’s what true love’s about

(chorus)
DANGER
I’m the one who fought with
DANGER
So my life is fraught with
DANGER
Yes my heart’s been baught with
DANGER
It’s the only way to live life
It’s the only way to live life
It’s the only way to live life

(These two songs are not for Madonna, nor for Universal Music Publishing, nor for Warner Bros/Chappelle, nor for David Geffen and not for Jill Scott. “Danger” is for KC–if he wants it….at Disney…and if….I am AVAILABLE….and NO to Sean Puffy and No to Comcast).

TO LISTEN: CLICK ON IMAGE OF “RENEE ASHLEY BAKER” BELOW

Renee Ashley Baker logo 2

Arrow Down

Hi Tom Cruise–View My Video

December 25, 2012

Hi TOM CRUSE….CLICK ON VIDEO CAM TO VIEW MY “TALENT” VIDEO….

Video Camera
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I, Renee Ashley Baker, WILL BE (hopefully) residing in Washington DC (2013); working for FB/Mark Zuckerberg (2013 or 2014); working for The Wertheimers and Erma French Perfume and Design in Paris France (2014). and…..I, Renee Ashley Baker, am trying to sell my “song catalog” for “Broadway Shows” to (Barbra or Sir Richard Branson or ?); and of course I will be “continuously” LOOKING FOR A HUSBAND….(using Janis Spindel the serious matchmaker).

(NOW READ DOWN FOR “56 STEPS” SUNG BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER….)
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Renee  and Hubby On A Wedding Cake

Renee Ashley Baker’s New Year’s Resolution?

TO FIND A MILLIONAIRE/BILLIONAIRE HUSBAND…

(help me out Janis Spindel)

….Now Listen to “56 Steps” Below

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TO LISTEN TO “56 STEPS” SUNG AND WRITTEN BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (click on sculpture below)….

56 Steps

TO LISTEN TO “CHAMPAGNE” SUNG BY RENEE ASHLEY BAKER (click on Moet Champagne below)….

Moet champagene for the holidays

TreeSound Grammy Award Nominated Engineer and Composer Miguel at pianophoto

(At TreeSound Recording Studios in Atlanta– Renee Ashley Baker’s relative Miguel on piano. Miguel is a Grammy Award Nominated Sound Engineer who was nominated in 2008 for sound engineering the Lil Wayne album “Tha Carter III”. Miguel is also a Singer, Composer, and a Musician (who plays piano, drums and guitar)….Whew!

TreeSound Studio 1photo

(At TreeSound Studios the beauty of “Sound Art”….)

TreeSound Studio Soundboardphoto

(At TreeSound Studios the “soundboard” used by Renee Ashley Baker’s relative Miguel–the Grammy Nominee)

TreeSound Whitney Studio2photo

(At TreeSound Studios the “studio” used by the Fabulous Whitney Houston to record her last album “I Look To You” )

TreeSound Shaft Posterphoto

(At TreeSound Studios an autographed poster of “Shaft” by the star Richard Roundtree)…

and….

THE GOOD/BAD NEWS?

Renee Ashley Baker has plans to “move to France” , to launch “Erma French Perfume and Design”, to get married to a handsome millionaire or billionaire, and sit on lots and lots of yachts (in the French Riviera)…..No to “The PHIPPS” of D-list Denver, No to “The Cowtown Denver Broncos”…Denver is still the “cowtown” I despise for becoming “Hillbillies” trying to “wrestle me for what’s mine”…..

now continued on to Renee below…..

Renee Ashley Baker Snapshot 3

What does Renee Ashley Baker want for Christmas?

1. Peace on Earth (Goodwill towards ALL men)….
2. and I want my “Readers and Facebook Friends” to view my latest music demo “The Getaway” (click on Renee above to LISTEN )….

Tina Turner Greatest Hits

PLUS….

Did I tell my “Readers and Facebook Friends” that the day I, Renee Ashley Baker, was born at Barnes Hospital in St. Louis Missouri–that there was a “soon to be LEGENDARY” singer who helped my Mother (the beautiful Mrs. A) and my Father (Mr. Ashley) bring me home (at one day old?)….Yes that singer was the one and only TINA TURNER….(click on photo of Tina above to view her terrific video…)

The Power Of The Song…. (“Portrait Of A Lady 1919”)

May 14, 2012

Renee Ashley Baker’s Mother (The Beautiful Mrs. A below) is the reason that Renee Ashley Baker is “granting” song publishing rights to Barbra Streisand’s Music Publishing Company….(I Believe It Is “Barbra Streisand Music” or “Alfred Music Publishing”?)

plus
I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER WILL WORK FOR “ERMA’S FRENCH PERFUME AND DESIGN”….(IN PARIS FRANCE)….

(now…scroll down for Mother’s Day 2012….)

NEW PHOTOS ADDED BELOW–Christmas 2011 with Renee and her Relatives and Friends (plus Shopping,Partying,Going,Doing,Viewing, plus Cate Blanchett, and Queen Elizabeth II)

December 20, 2011

 

                                             

Merry Christmas

and

Happy Chanukah….

 

 

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                                  ALL  PHOTOGRAPHS  BELOW

                                                  (except  two)

                         were taken by Renee Ashley Baker

             (All photos taken with a Sony Cybershot Camera)

                      

  St. Louis  chasing a Tiger….

         So–I, Renee Ashley Baker–got busy before the “big game” and began taking pictures of my “relative’s house”.  Pictures of her fireplace with the TV on (I got a great shot of a Bengal in action don’t you think?)  Pictures of her telephone–which you can only buy in Europe, and pictures of her high tech refrigerator which you can only get if you have money). 

BELOW:  Miguel (The Grammy Award Nominated Composer/Engineer)  Getting  Water 

       

Big Close Up of The Frige….BELOW

Anyway—this is a “football household”. So–during my annual Christmas holiday visits I have to sit through the “Denver Broncos” game or I DON’T EAT (LOL).  I stuck, on the candleabra an unopened pair of Denver Broncos souvenir earrings.  (As in The Broncos are THE  LIGHT….)  My “Relative” is cooking “pheasant” that was ordered from a “gourmet food catalog”.

(above photo of Renee Ashley Baker)

“Merry Christmas and Happy  Channukah Everybody !  

                             Now Scroll Down !”

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Renee’s Favorite Quotes: 

                    “I believe that in the heart of each human being there is something which I can only describe as a “child of darkness”  who is equal and complimentary to the more obvious “child of light”  –Laurens van der Post

 “You don’t need to wait a minute to improve the world today”—Anne Frank 

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AND….

Gift Suggestion From The Queen:

The Bentley (of course):

 

  ” The Bentley Continental 2012 has an Ipad work station and a 6 3/4 twin turbo v-8 engine” says Wolfie  (er –I mean–Wolfgang Durheimer , CEO,  Bentley Corporation).

Merry Christmas to HRH Prince Charles, HRH Prince William, HRH Princess Kate, and HRH Prince Harry, HRH Prince Philip and HRH Queen Elizabeeth II

 

GO TO THE ART MUSEUM:

View Yousuf Karsh in Sepia and in Gray….

 

 

 

GO  TO  THE  MOVIES:

Renee’s Favorites This Christmas  ARE ….

Mr.  Hunt’s  Mission ?         I   MAXED

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

             

 

 

 

 

 

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OR

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WATCH/STREAM A MOVIE/VIDEO:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Renee Christmas Comedy Favorite?    “Trapped In Paradise” starring Nick Cage….

 

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       LISTEN  TO  A  CD

 

 

Buy CD by cellist Nina Kotova .  She’s fabulous and  plays her “Sketches from the Catwalk” (Nina is also a super model….)

 

 

 

 

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GOING OUT?  (HOLIDAY PARTYING AND ALL?)

 

 

What’s New In Cosmetics ?

Visit these websites:

Chanel Cosmetics and Make Up Online: http://www.chanel.com/en_US/fragrance-beauty/Makeup-88484

Cosmetics Cop:  http://www.cosmeticscop.com/

High Def Make Up Tips: http://makeupforlife.net/2009/03/the-truth-about-high-def-makeup.html

Please check the “high def camera” website.  Last year a “high def camera” nearly “destroyed” my internet visual existence….WHEW

AND

 

WHAT ‘S NEW IN HAIR (THE FAKE KIND?)

Visit

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite:  Joseph Fleischer

                                     

Joseph Fleischer Wigs :  http://josephfleischer.com/

AND

SOON  IT   WILL  BE   CHRISTMAS  DAY !

Got shopping left to do?

See HRH Princess Kate (featured on the shopping  website

” She Finds”….)

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Online/Internet  Shopping Sites:

BARNEY’S NEW YORK:   http://www.barneys.com/

NORDSTROM:  http://shop.nordstrom.com/

RED ENVELOPE:  http://www.redenvelope.com/

BLUE FLY: http://www.bluefly.com/

SHE  FINDS:  http://www.shefinds.com/

When you’re done shopping will you look as fabulous as this?

(above, the fabulous Cate Blanchett, in Christmas red)

 

and

 

speaking of   Locks  (goldi–locks?)

 

 

 

NO —NOT  THESE  LOCK S

 

 

 

 

these  locks

WHAT?  Is your password? 

Don’t let it be “Christmas” (or  “123456” or “fill in the blank”).  Use Renee’s favorite password protectors to protect your internet passwords.   TRY:

  Lastpass com;

Keepass com;

 Passwordsafe com;

AND

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(above, Oprah Winfrey in Christmas red)

Dear Oprah:  My “Relative” (the former debutant and sorority sister of the Obama book author) would be a great addition to Oprah’s “O Magazine”.  I’d like to see her (my “Relative”) do a monthly column about her “experiences” at the Country Clubs (the golf circuit she “participates” in).  She  (my “Relative” )  is a “Lexus” girl you know?  Can you hear me “O” ?

and…

YES,  STEVE   I  PHONE

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND….

Even though I’m NOT going to let Denver “have/own/run  a movie studio with “disrespect and force” I’m still going to say “Merry Christmas” to my Friends….

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

            

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                               (above, the fabulous Sharon Stone….)

  

 

           

(above, radio host/publisher  Glen Beck and family)

(above, Sandra Bullock with son Louis)

 (above Mel Gibson and daughter Lucia)

    

(above, Princess Stephanie, Princess Caroline and Prince Albert)

 

PORTRAIT:  BARBRA   AND   JAMES

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND…..

So….

        Now…..

                         FOR  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  

             

                    (above, Alain & Gerard Wertheimer of Chanel)   

                              Erma French Perfume and Design….

             I, Renee Ashley Baker, am happy to  launch my company Erma French Perfume and Design which will headquarter in Paris France and which, hopefully, HOPEFULLY will be purchased by Chanel Corporation.  The subsidiaries?  They will be–Renee Perfume #9,  Ashley Lane Jewelers, and Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed.  (The “Irmigard” handbag will be a $3,000 crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co ?).

 

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TO  LISTEN TO RENEE’S  SONGS  SCROLL  DOWN….

 

Man’s Humanity to Man, New York, Caroline Kennedy, Brad Pitt and Beyond and Beyond (“Irma’s House of Numbers” Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

October 1, 2011

 

 

Renee’s  Favorite  Charity Workers ?

 

 

Click Link For More Info:

http://schools.nyc.gov/FundForPublicSchools/AboutUs/BOD/default.htm

P  L  U  S    

                                       MORE….MOORE

 

BRAD  PITT  CHARITY WORKER FOR   “MAKE IT RIGHT”….

Click Link For More Info:

 http://makeitrightnola.org/

 

AND  the Erma Foundation….

     

   In  it’s first year of operation “The Erma Foundation” hopes to get five $1 million dollar donations from five Fortune 500 corporations…Hopefully, “The Erma Foundation” will become a charity of HRH Prince William and HRH Prince Charles (the Prince’s Trust….)

 plus

 

Renee Ashley Baker’s  favorite New York Restaurants?

ABC Kitchen and Ma Peche

    

 

   

and

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite New York  (dentists?)

Lana Rosenberg

Irwin Smigel

H. Spielman

Jonathan Levine

SO—RENEE  IS  MOVING !

to  France 

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite New York realtor?

House : Burger Realty Sotheby’s  (south of France)

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite bank (for a mortgage) Rothschild Bank (for Erma French Perfume and Design)

SHOUT  OUT  CABLE TV CHANNELS:  Please expect my lawfirm to contact you about my TV Show/Special….

 

and….

Renee’s favorite commodity?

G O L D !

                

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RE:  THE PARTY/TV SHOW

No to Eminem, No to The Jacksons, and No –I will not be recording an album (nor a CD) for Warner Bros Records…

P.S.  I cannot take back what I said about the “murderer” of Michael Jackson.  He had no business ever practicing medicine….Those trying to “flock” around show business now are NO GOOD….

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                                               BUY!     BUY!      BUY!

                                             Best  ebook  for  $4.99:

 “Irma’s House of Numbers”  (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/search?rh=i%3Aaps%2Ck%3AIRMA%27S+HOUSE+OF+NUMBERS&keywords=IRMA%27S+HOUSE+OF+NUMBERS&ie=UTF8&qid=1317492109&ajr=0

Presidents’ Day !, My New Video ! (plus Paris Hilton and Grammy Highlights: The 53rd Grammy Awards: A Review by Renee Ashley Baker)

February 14, 2011

 

PRESIDENT’S  DAY  VIDEO

 by

Renee Ashley Baker

 copyright 2011 by Renee Ashley Baker

ALL  RIGHTS  RESERVED

 

EXT                     BOSTON  MASSACHUSETTES        DAY

SCENE   OPENS:

             WE  SEE  CARS speeding and speeding faster and faster till they are nothing more than a blur.  Is this a special effect?  A dream?   Or is it  the REALITY of the woman WE SEE standing at a city bus stop.  She stands alone;  wearing a “brown cashmere coat”.   CLOSE  UP   WE SEE   a  TEAR on her cheek.   Then –suddenly — a “strange smile”  comes upon her face.  Like a child–she begins to turn her arms back and forth, as though they are on the steering wheel of a car.  TRANSITION SHOT:  WE SEE the WOMAN now INSIDE THE CAR –a little yellow car–with matching yellow hubcaps.  (It   looks like a “toy”.)   And  –as  she is driving, driving (through the streets of Boston) WE SEE the little yellow car CHANGING COLORS as she drives.  Also as she drives–WE SEE people,  lined along the streets.  They are STANDING, STANDING, STANDING, waiting to SEE this odd scene–this car–that is changing colors and SEE  the WOMAN –who is behind the wheel.  When the WOMAN in her “color car” (with  color  hubcaps to match) has driven her route so ALL can see:  TRANSITION SHOT:  WE SEE the WOMAN and the car move–WARP–through an INVISIBLE  TUNNEL.   Once through this “time warp”  the woman and the car come out on the OTHER SIDE .  Only this time–the woman is wearing all WHITE and the car she is driving has also “transitioned”.    The car is now a WHITE ON WHITE ROLLS ROYCE CORNICHE .  The convertible top on this brand new white on white Rolls Royce Corniche is DOWN  and the woman (whose long hair is now blowing in the wind) is SMILING.  As we CLOSE UP on the car WE SEE the license plate.  It reads:  RENEE  1  . . . .  AS the Rolls Royce rolls along the scenic stretch of the Cote d’Azure (the French Riviera)  . . . .A CAMERA  OVERHEAD  FOLLOWS….

                                                               THE    eND

PRESIDENT  JOHN  F.  KENNEDY…..

 

 

                           

 

 

 “12  DOCUMENTS” 

500-1000 Orders Needed. . . .

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Renee Ashley Baker will be Moving to France.  (Renee Ashley Baker will be renting an apartment in Paris France and Renee Ashley Baker will be buying a house on the French Riviera.  Renee Ashley Baker will be “meeting with” the Chairmen of Chanel Corporation (in France)  and maybe–Renee Ashley Baker will open a discotheque on the French Riviera for the “jet set” and for the “fashion industry –called –what else?

                                         answer: “Renee  #9”

And….Renee Ashley Baker will be “meeting with” the Chairman of TLC (in New York).  Renee Ashley Baker would like to STAR   IN a 24 episode reality tv show for The Learning Channel….)

 

 

 

 

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                            HAPPY    BIRTHDAY    PRESIDENTS!

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plus

Happy Birthday To John Travolta

 

 

 

 

 

Happy Birthday To Cybill Shepherd

     

 

 

 

 

 

and   Happy Birthday To Paris Hilton: 

 

 

 

 

TURN   IT  UP!  (Listen below)

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 Renee’s  Favorite Radio….

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                         The 53rd Grammy Awards

                                             by

                             Renee Ashley Baker

 

PERFORMANCE: Then came GAGA

      RENEE’S   REVIEW:  Gee GAGA I loved the St. Tropez outfit and I loved the new song “Born This Way”  (its classic pop) plus its easy to dance to (yeah I said it! ! !)….I like to dance like Gaga dances doing all the old dances and not just the new ones.  (This dancing “like you’re naked” dancing got me a following–and a fan club–when ever I’d go out dancing at the dance clubs (aka the “discos”)….When–I saw Gaga actually doing the “Charleston” in her “Bad Romance” video I flipped!

      Number of Stars:  *  *  *  *

 

PERFORMANCE:  Muse (From England)

     RENEE’S REVIEW:   I loved the RETRACTABLE set–it was awesome!  It did justice to this rebel–this “resistance”  song.  (“Victorious!”)….The 80’s music videos which this reminded me of–are still some of the most dramatic and CREATIVE ever made.

Number  of  Stars:  * * * *

 PERFORMANCE:  Bruno Mars (and the Gang)

            RENEE’S  RETRO  REVIEW: “Chic” meets “The Thompson Twins” then bumps into “Tears For Fears”…. But–all this is good!

Number of Stars:  * * * *

 PERFORMANCE:  Never Say, Never Say, Never Say, Never Say. . . .

      RENEE’S   REVIEW:  He (Justin Bieber)  has a  “1/4”  of a Beetle haircut, his dancing is cute,  and he CAN sing.

Number of Stars:  * * * *

PERFORMANCE: The Muppets (and Cee Lo Green)

           RENEE’S REVIEW:  Elton John BLACK !  The song is cute as are The Muppets.  (Gwynneth Paltrow looked like a tall blonde  “muppet–ette”  who can sing!)

PERFORMANCE:  The Avett Brothers

         RENEE’S  REVIEW:  Five handsome guys plus lyrics with a (1960’s) consciousness….

Number of Stars:  * * * *

 

PERFORMANCE:  BOB DYLAN  !!!  (with MAGGIE !)

             RENEE’S  REVIEW:  Still The Legend

  Number of Stars:  *  *  *  *  *

 

PERFORMANCE:  Jolene !

         RENEE’S   REVIEW:  Dolly’s “Jolene” is STILL one of my favorite songs.  (I even wrote a video for Dolly’s “Jolene”–that had an acting role in it for myself.  Maybe one day I’ll get to do it….)

“Congrats Dolly!  For Your Lifetime Achievement Award!

 Number of Stars:  * * * * *

 

PERFORMANCE:   MICK ! ! !

         RENEE’S  ROLLING REVIEW:  With or without Jerri Hall Mick is still fabulous!  Thanks Mick (for being a rolling stone!).

        Number of Stars?   “WOW !   THAT  MANY ! “

 

PERFORMANCE  OF  THE  YEAR!

           Barbra (aka Babs)  Streisand…..

               REVIEW  (NONE):   Just number of Stars:  A GALAXY!

and then….

 PERFORMANCE:  Arcade Fire !

           RENEE’S  REVIEW:  The “experience” of a live concert (in my living room) plus walking on the sidewalk in Huntington Beach California  (the bicycles  looked familiar )

             Number of Stars:  * * * * (for the light show and for the song….)

AND  THE  GRAMMY  WENT   TO….

 

 

 

 

****Special Thanks To The National Post

above, The Fab Four in FAB-U-LOUS COATS….

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(I , Renee Ashley Baker, will NOT be doing anything in Los Angeles with Arnold Swarzeneggar.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will be moving to Paris France….)

below….photos of Renee Ashley Baker

                                

                                                                          

                                                                       (NOW  TURN  IT  UP! )

 Listen–click link: (for Renee #9): 

 http://ilike.myspacecdn.com/play#Paris+Hilton:Turn+It+Up:449097:s2145785.9791024.49169.0.2.8%2Cstd_a59b327077144a62891250af4dc98622

 

 

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NEWS For The New Year, plus, 2011 SHOUT OUTS!

January 4, 2011

 

I’d like my first date on Janis Spindel Matchmaking Service (in Denver or New York)  to buy me,  BUY  me, a LG Quantum Windows 7 Phone so:  “When I text him —he can see through the windows to my heart”. . . .

My name (Renee Ashley Baker) produces between 7,900,000 – 16,000,000 “Bing” search results.  (That is more than Kate Gosselin but less than Paris Hilton who’s name produces 68,000,000 results. . . .)

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   New Song Written by Renee Ashley Baker on Jan 2 (click link below):

http://www.myspace.com/reneebakerstudios/blog/541531328

TO  THE WORLDWIDE PRESS/MEDIA: 

I must get 1,000 orders (at $99 per order)

VIEW:  www.JFKRFKAshley.Blogspot.com

(Note: You WILL be able to FAX your orders)

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HAPPY NEW YEAR

                                          f r o m

                             Renee Ashley Baker

                                             To 

The   Hive

        Did you know that January 2, 2011 is the anniversary of the beehive?    Yes –hairstylist Margaret Vinci Heldt invented the “heightened hair hive”  at her Chicago hair salon over 50 years ago.  It is said that the history making hairstylist often told her clients: “I don’t care what he does to you from the neck down but from the neck up–I want him to leave you alone !”

 

 

 

 

 

HAPPY  NEW YEAR  LADY GAGA!

 

HAPPY  NEW YEAR NEW YORK!

 

HAPPY  NEW YEAR SOCIALITES!

 

 

   

 

    

 

 

 

 

 

 

       HAPPY NEW YEAR  (and happy birthday) MEL!

  

 

HAPPY  NEW  YEAR   TO  THE  HOUSEWIVES!

(I, Renee Ashley Baker, hope to be a ‘housewife’ soon. . . .)

 

plus

 

HAPPY  NEW  YEAR  BABS  (and others !)

           

                                 

                                    

            

 

Happy New Year To Paris and Nikki Hilton !

and 

Happy New Year To Matchmaker Janis Spindel !

    

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