Posts Tagged ‘Barack Obama’

OSAMA TO OBAMA, SEPT 9 TO DC 9 (U.S.A. MA HEADLINE NEWS)

September 10, 2011

OSAMA RECEIVES BURIAL AT SEA

On May 2, 2011 Taliban General Osama Bin Laden’s body was lowered to its final resting place (at sea) from the Naval aircraft carrier U.S.S.  Carl Vinson.

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THE IRENE STORM (OR  WHO SHOOK THE CHINOOK ?)

On August 5, 2011 a U.S. Special Forces Team was shot down by an Al Qaeda Taliban misile—18 Wives Widowed—“NO  NAME”  given as to who loaded the team on board.

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SEPT 9   OR   DC  9

On September 9, 2001 planes flew but investigator/filmmaker Jonathan Elinoff (in his new documentary “Core of Corruption”) suggests that big bad Middle Eastern terrorists are really just a gang of “drug traffickers” using DC 9’s instead of cars to run dope….

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ATHEISTS SICK OF CROSS (OR WHO GOT CROSSED UP ?)

On July 27, 2011 the American Atheists  Party filed a lawsuit to prevent the WTC Miracle Cross from being added to the 9/11 Memorial.  (Peptides need Pepto should be the headline)

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OBAMA  “A DEFINING MOMENT”

On past posts I, Renee Ashley Baker, have told you (my readers) about my family.  About my relative who has his office in the J Edgar Hoover Building.  Well, my relatives’  FRIENDS are “gifted and talented” too.  The sister (of the relative officed in the J Edgar Hoover Building) has a SORORITY  SISTER who wrote a book—about President Obama.  The book is called “A Defining Moment” and its by Black photographer Patricia Duncan.  Patricia is available for interviews.  (OH–and don’t forget to buy MY ebook …read on  below….)

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JFK:  A  NU  BK  4  U

On November 22, 1963 President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas.  Read my 4part ebook series “Irma’s House Of Numbers” (Counting The Kennedy Conspiracy).  Read it on your Ipad, your Kindle, your Nook, your Zoon, your Samsung Galaxy Tab.  Click link to Amazon Kindle: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_1_12?url=search-alias%3Ddigital-text&field-keywords=irma%27s+house+of+numbers&sprefix=irma%27s+house

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SHOUT  OUT  TO  CORPORATIONS

I need 1 Corporate Sponsor to give $250,000 for my Christmas/New Year/Birthday party ( in New York City)  OR  10 Corporate Sponsors to give $25,000 each for my party….

For Corporate Sponsorship:

SHOUT OUT to Rothschild Bank?, Chase Bank? Regions? or Ally?

SHOUT OUT to IBM Storage? , Carbonite? or Back Up My Info?

SHOUT OUT to XM/Sirius? or TIVO? or ROKU?

For Food, Beverage, Goodie Bag Sponsorship:

SHOUT  OUT to Canada Dry Gingerale, Kikkoman, Duncan Hines, JELL-O

SHOUT OUT to Stoli?  or Grey Goose? or Skyy? or KRU?

SHOUT OUT  to Microsoft Zoon and Microsoft Windows Phone (for Goodie Bags)

SHOUT OUT to Bumble and Bumble? or Sebastian? (for Goodie Bags) and

Just Who –Is Invited To Renee Ashley Baker’s  Party?

WHY  “The  Hive”  OF  COURSE

 

                              

Queen Bee aka Lil Kim

 

 

                       The Beehive  aka  “Snookie”

 

                                    SAVE   THE   DATE !

 (party for New York residents only — I can’t fit everybody in)

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER TAKES PARIS BY STORM !

On April 2012 Renee Ashley Baker arrived at Orly airport in Paris France wearing a Chanel dress, Chanel pearls, Jimmy Choo heels, and a “mink” by Barney’s….Renee says she’d like to design a furniture line to go along with her Tiffany (?) handbag collection, her Chanel (?) Parfum line ,  her Beautiful Day Bed French bed linen line,  and her Ashley Lane jewelry collection.  The furniture collection?  For Roche Bobois of course.                 

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RENEE ASHLEY BAKER GETS MARRIED !

Renee Ashley Baker declared that she will “get married” on the Greek Island of Skorpios in a match made by New York matchmaker Janis Spindel….

he must be caucasian/Jewish, 50-70 years of age, and make $250,000 to $1 million dollars a year…

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13, SEPTEMBER READ RENEE’S NEW BOOK !

On September 13, 2011 You Can Buy Renee Ashley Baker’s  New ebook On Amazon Kindle. Price:  99 cents. 

The title? 

“9/11 :  Barbarians Through The Gates”……

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BLOGGERS–link to this post (copy and paste link): http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Wordpress.com

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NO to Pam Anderson, NO to Reese Witherspoon, No to Warner Bros (no to “Nikita” TV Show), NO to Madonna, No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Universal , No to Donald Trump…

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FOR PETITIONS ONLINE AND FOR MORE “NO” –SCROLL DOWN

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FASHION WEEK: Men’s Fashion Page by Renee Ashley Baker

September 21, 2009
Form by Petra

Form by Petra

Menswear designer Petra

Menswear designer Petra

Special Thanks Getty Images

FORM

Every well dressed, handsome (and sexy) man has to have “Form”….
“Form” is the new menswear line from Petra Ecclestone (daughter of billionaire and Formula One race car driver Bernie Ecclestone). The fabulous Petra (who resides in the fashionable section of London) premiered her menswear line London last Spring….Petra has a fabulous touch for men–wouldn’t you say?

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “Say Petra–I’d like to meet the “man” in the photo…He so fine!”…)

MAN SIZE MEDAL:

“Commander of the British Empire?” (Why not)

Sexy Robert Plant Commander of the British Empire

Sexy Robert Plant "Commander of the British Empire"

(“Oh Baby, Hey Baby, Oh Baby”….)

MAN SIZE READING:

By His Own Rules  Donald Rumsfeld

"By His Own Rules" Donald Rumsfeld

The U.S. Secret Service as disclosed by Ronald Kessler

The U.S. Secret Service as disclosed by Ronald Kessler

Culture of Corruption by Michelle Malkin

"Culture of Corruption" by Michelle Malkin

Malkin says, in her book (and I paraphrase): “Little Barack Obama is a black Muslim Marxist who has flung “Czars” hither and yonder and convoluted with the ‘community pimp organizing’ offices at Acorn”.

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “That Malkin so mean !”)

MAN SIZE SEARCHING: (The new Yahoo Bing!)

Bing by Yahoo!

Bing by Yahoo!

MAN SIZE SOCIALIZING:(Fall/Winter 2009 Now Online)

Brooks Brothers logo

Brooks Brothers logo

MAN SIZE MADDENING:

Mad Men

"Mad Men"

“And The Winner Is….Mad Men”

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “And The Winner Is…Quaser”)

MAN SIZE LIVING:

Living Better With Steve Spitz

"Living Better With Steve Spitz"

MAN SIZE MUSIC:

New York Symphony Orchestra

New York Symphony Orchestra

“The New York Symphony Orchestra plays Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite music”….)

MAN SIZE GADGETING:

Renees  AT&T CRUISE CAST

Renee's AT&T CRUISE CAST

Phillips Mirror TV

Phillips Mirror TV

Phillips Mirror TV

Phillips Mirror TV

Zippo Cigerette Lighter Digital Camera by Digital Dream

Zippo Cigerette Lighter Digital Camera by Digital Dream

Obsessed with spying on man’s two legged best friend? (Meaning yur girl?) then try the new cigerette ligher/digital camera by Digital Dream….
Now… “secret picture taking” can be pre-set at intervals 90 minutes apart. The camera records video and audio, and can store 500 pages of text and images (much like a portable hard drive) and–it’s still a Zippo cigerette lighter !

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: “England still makes the best gadgets don’t they?”)

MAN SIZE MANEUVERING (“The New Maybach!”):

Maybach 2010

Maybach 2010

MAN SIZE SEA FARING: (The new Mirabella!)

The Mirabella V

The "Mirabella V"

MAN SIZE EVERYTHING IN MONACO MONTE CARLO: (Prince Albert Of Monaco Monte Carlo “doin the ?”)

Prince Albert does the wave

Prince Albert does "the wave"

MAN SIZE MAN-MEN-SHIP:

Excuses Be Gone by Dr. Wayne Dyer

"Excuses Be Gone" by Dr. Wayne Dyer

The Plunge.com

The Plunge.com

Yahoos Guide To Living In The Moment

"Yahoo's Guide To Living In The Moment"

MAN SIZE PARENTING:

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang"

Still playing on Broadway (or on DVD)…

MAN SIZE WORSHIP:

Rabbis Learn Self Defense

Rabbis Learn Self Defense

(Renee Ashley Baker’s Aside: Happy Rosh Hashanah!)

plus….

LOVE MATCH (in NYC):

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking for a “love match” with the right man. I, Renee Ashley Baker, like “white men only” —that is–I, Renee Ashley Baker, like Caucasian men only– (No Mexicans, No Spanish, No Musilims, No Blacks and No Italians….Italians are too mean!). So–I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking to meet the right (white ) “nice guy” on Eharmony, Match.com,Chemistry.com or Little Black Book who will “wine and dine” me in New York City over Thanksgiving Week. (Meaning “he” pays—pays for the airplane ticket, he pays for the 4 star hotel, and he pays for the entertainment (at “21” and “The New York Symphony Orchestra concert”)….I, Renee Ashley Baker, don’t watch baseball, I don’t like basketball and I don’t like football. However–I love race car drivers (the Le Mans Grand Prix in Monte Carlo fascinates me!)….I–am now on Eharmony.com To find out more about Renee Ashley Baker. Visit:
http://www.likeme.net/users/Renee Ashley Baker….

GLAMOROUS WEDNESDAY’S DEBATES

October 15, 2008

                                   

“NO”  TO $11 MILLION DOLLARS

 (I, Renee Ashley Baker, do NOT want $11 million dollars so COWTOWN DENVER HAS TO STOP BOTHERING ME ABOUT $11 million dollars….I will “wear a wire” for the FBI).

also….

                     DON’T MISS THE DEBATES…..TONIGHT!

                                   

                           Renee Ashley Baker will “vote for” John McCain

 

plus….

NO TO  ABC NETWORK

I , Renee Ashley Baker, am “NOT” going to accept any tv series acting jobs.  Not on ABC Network and Not on Fox Network.  I , Renee Ashley Baker, am NOT going to “act in television”.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, also am NOT going to accept any “movie acting jobs” either UNLESS—UNLESS:  I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Star” of the motion picture;  (2) I, Renee Ashley Baker, am the “Executive Producer” of the motion picture; (3) unless Disney Motion Picture Distribution distributes the motion picture and (4) unless my leading men are: Mel Gibson, Val Kilmer, Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Richard Gere, and possibly Kevin Costner and Brad Pitt. 

(IF–If–I decide to Executive Produce the motion picture with U.S. Senator Edward M Kennedy as co-producer/consultant I will receive a $53.5 million dollar advance from Disney Corporation.   I , Renee Ashley Baker, will “sign this $53.5 million dollar motion picture distribution contract” with Disney Corporation while I am in Hyannisport Massachusettes….)

ONLY  CHAIRWOMAN:

 I, Renee Ashley Baker, plan to accept a $50,000 a year job to work for “Special Olympics 2”.  I, Renee Ashley Baker, will “act” as “Chairwoman”  for “Special Olympics 2”.  I , Renee Ashley Baker, will accept $3-5 million dollars from Harper Collins.  Harper Collins will publish my autobiography:  “How I Became The Special Envoy For The Kennedy Family”.   I, Renee Ashley Baker, will live in Boston Massachusettes (in my $3 million dollar condominium) six months out of the year and I, Renee Ashley Baker, will live in Monaco Monte Carlo six months out of the year….read “One Exception” (at bottom of page)….

STILL NO TO COWTOWN DENVER.  And Still No to Gale Hurd, No to Gail Katz.  (I will ask a  U.S. Federal Judge to make Gale Hurd and Gail Katz “stay away” from Renee Ashley Baker.  Still “NO” to Madonna, No to Universal/NBC, No to Grammercy, No to MCA/Farm, No to Warner Bros, No to the “music industry” , No to rappers/No to rap music).

ONE EXCEPTION:  The one “exception” being James Bond.  I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will Star as–I mean–I,  Renee Ashley Baker , will “portray” a “Bond Girl” in a James’ Bond movie IF– IF–the James Bond movie is filmed in Europe (meaning ON the European continent).

PLUS….

The employees at the Kinkos/Fed Ex  in Denver had better NOT threaten to “beat anybody else up”.  (I have already told the FBI about their previous threats).  AND ….I DO NOT LIKE MEXICANS…..

above, Renee Ashley Baker, as “The Mermaid”