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Valentine’s Day 2014 by Renee Ashley Baker …. Suggestions…. Where To Go? and What To Give?

February 6, 2014

RENEE’S BEAUTY BOOK….

Renee Ashley Baker Live In Progress

http://selz.co/1nspyyJ

YOU MAY BUY MY BOOK AT SELZ (CLICK ON BOOK COVER ABOVE) OR YOU MAY BUY MY BOOK AT AMAZON (CLICK BOOK COVER BELOW)….

Renee Ashley Baker Live In Progress

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White Wine Mouton Cadet

I, Renee Ashley Baker, HATE Beer….but I Love White Wine….HAVE A TOAST TO LOVE….On Valentine’s Day….

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OR….BUY MY NEW BOOK….

AT AMAZON COM

“LIVE! (In Progress)”

by

Renee Ashley Baker

(Beauty Tips, Diet Tips, and I Said What?)

TO BUY AT AMAZON CLICK LINK HERE: http://www.amazon.com/Live-Progress-Renee-Ashley-Baker-ebook/dp/B00I4DI412/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1392329022&sr=8-2&keywords=renee+ashley+baker

Renee Ashley Baker Live In Progress
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Robert and Ethel Kennedy

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Valentines Day 2014 1

As You All Know By Now I Give My Everlasting Heart (aka My First Valentine) To My Mother….

the-beautiful-mrs-A-wearing-diamond-pendant-1-jpg1

(above, Renee Ashley Baker’s MOTHER Erma/Irmigard)

WANT TO GIVE WHAT’S FIT FOR A QUEEN?

THE WORLD’S MOST EXPENSIVE PERFUME

Clive Christian Perfume

(Clive Christian’s “Imperial Majesty”)

WHAT ABOUT STAYING IN NEW YORK FOR VALENTINE’S DAY?

Russian Tea Room for Valentines Day

Make it Champagne and Caviar at…

The famous Russian Tea Room (below)

Russian Tea Room caviar

OR…..

WHAT ABOUT TRAVELING FOR VALENTINE’S DAY….

BOOK A ROMANTIC GETAWAY….

Romantic Getaway

Romantic Destinations in South Africa by Sure Travel

Use Travel Agents:
LastMinute com
Liberty Travel ie
SureTravel co.za

What Do You Pack In That Louis Vuitton Weekender ?

Start With Renee’s Favorite….Chanel

Chanel dress

Don’t Forget Renee’s Favorite Shoemaker (aka Jimmy Choo’s Spring Summer 2014 Collection)

Jimmy Choo spring summer 2014

And Don’t Forget To Pack That Sexy “Bed Head”…

BB hair 1

BB hair 2

And…Since I, Renee Ashley Baker, have become a Femme d’Une Certain Age (shall we say) I don’t wear “drug store brands” (meaning NO Cover Girl and NO Revlon)….

CHANEL is now Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite “cosmetics line”….

SO….

For Valentine’s Day flash him…”CODE RED”

Chanel red lipstick

BUT….

WHAT IF….YOU….

CAN’T GETAWAY?

THEN MAYBE LINGERIE & CHOCOLATE IS YOUR THING?

Lejaby French Lingerie and Vosges Chocolates

Lejaby Lingerie

Vosges Chocolates

LOVE…BUT WITH THAT BUDGET THING ?

Red Envelope couple's key chains

(A Couples Key Chain From Red Envelope)

Pink Grenade Soap

(A Pink Grenade Soap from Pink-Addict com…To Make Love A Blast)

Giant Valentine Teddy Bear by FTD Florist

(A Giant Valentine Teddy Bear from FTD Florists)

BUT…

WHEN COST IS NO OBJECT…

THINK ABOUT A GIFT FOR A QUEEN?

Try Alexander McQueen’s Clutch (Cost: $2295)

Alexander McQueen Iris Plexiglas Box Clutch 2295

Photo Courtesy of The Luxist

THINKING ABOUT ESTATE JEWELRY FOR YOUR VALENTINE ?

Tiffany and Co New York Diamond Heart

A beautiful Diamond Heart Pendant by Tiffany & Co
Purchase at: Jewels Du Jour com

WANT TO GIVE A “CHILD” YOUR HEART?

Valentines Day by DsgnMoms Blog on WordPress

Think About Adoption …..

“20 Things Adoptive Parents Need To Succeed” by Sherrie Eldridge

20 Things Adoptive Parents Need To Succed by Sherrie Eldridge

“Carried In Our Hearts: The Gift Of Adoption; Inspiring Stories Of Families Created Across Continents” by Dr. Jane Aronson

Carried in Our Hearts by Dr Jane Aronson

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite….

Dave Thomas Foundation for WENDY'S

Find out more about what Children in foster care are “really” like…Help find them “Forever Homes”….
Dave Thomas Foundation For Adoption….The Erma Foundation would like to “Partner” with the Dave Thomas Foundation. (DaveThomasFoundation.Org)

A “GLAM–IN–TINE” ?

Valentine 2014

RENEE ASHLEY BAKER’S VALENTINE GOES TO….

Alain and Gerard Wertheimer owners of Chanel

Why? Because Renee Ashley Baker wants The Wertheimers (aka the Owners of Chanel Corporation) to become 70% OWNERS of Erma French Perfume and Design which Renee Ashley Baker will “set up” and “headquarter” in Paris France…..

EVERLASTING LOVERS….

(Good-Bye Eydie Gorme)

Eydie Gorme and Steve Lawrence

(Good-Bye Annette…)

annette-funicello-frankie-avalon in Beach Party 1961

and….

and…..

and….

Man-and-Woman-holding-hands 3

man_and_woman_couple_holding_hands_kissing_on_a_beach

woman-man_holding-hands in a field

WANT TO RATE YOUR MATE?

TAKE THIS TEST

I. You should match your mate on: SPIRITUALITY

Rate how you feel about mankind/human kind:
a. Are You Green? YES/NO
b. Believe in Global Warming? YES/NO
c. Celebrate Earthday? YES/NO
d. Devoted To Your Religious or Other Beliefs? YES/NO

II. You should match your mate’s thoughts about: PHYSICAL ATTRACTIVENESS

a. Is Physical Attractiveness Important? YES/NO
b. Is Health/Physical Fitness Important? YES/NO

III. You should match your mate’s EMOTIONAL MAKEUP

a. How does He or She handle stress, disappointment?
b. How does He or She handle embarrassment, sadness, joy?

man and woman kissing

Renee Ashley Baker is looking for a MAN, MAN, MAN. Renee’s “perfect man” has to be HETEROSEXUAL, he has to be 60-70 years of age, and successful (a billionaire or millionaire) and–HE has to be Caucasian/Jewish.

and…Renee’s New One….

Diamond Pendant Microphone

SAY….

SAY…..

SAY…..

What If There Was A “Female” Martin Riggs ?

“ANNIVERSARY”
Lyrics and Melody by Renee Ashley Baker
Copyright 2014 by Renee Ashley Baker
ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

(chorus)
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La Dit
La La La….

(Verse 1)
RUE is the day, I’m out of this MAN’S Army
They say it’s NO LONGER for me
Say I got to be too UNSTABLE
(chorus) Got to shooting at FABLES

This is the day, I’m going back HOME now
They say that I’ll never UNLEARN how
Say I got to be too LETHAL
(chorus) Get to sleep and I FREEFALL

(Verse 2)
Hoping to see my rich Uncle JT,
And see my other Uncle KC,
I’ll be with the LOVE of my family
(chorus) A Fifty AN–NI–VER–SAR–Y
I can’t bring my MAN because HE ain’t here now
HE left but I can’t just say how
Say he got to be too LETHAL
(chorus) Get to sleep and I FREEFALL

Ashley Judd 1

Ashley Judd 2

I will be “moving to France” in June or August. However, this “motion picture” may be set up (by Renee Ashley Baker at Disney or 20th Century Fox) after my LAWSUIT HAS BEEN SETTLED….
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No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Gail King, No to Beyonce, No to Lil Kim, No to Tiffany Foxx, No to Rihanna, No to Nikki Majaj, No to Jill Scott, No to Jennfer Hudson, No to Latifah, No to Madonna, No to Miley Cyrus, No to Katy Perry, No to Angelina Jolie, No to Charlize Theron, No to Julia Roberts, No to Halle Barry, No to Robert DeNiro (and NO to all others I’ve previously said “NO” to).

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“Good-Bye Mayor Koch” (plus My Jimmy plus What The Hey Is Going On ? plus “Boy Band” DEMO written by Renee Ashley Baker)

January 30, 2013

“Good-Bye To The Honorable Ed Koch”

(From Renee Ashley Baker)

The Honorable New York Mayor Ed Koch

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Jimmy Choo spring sumer 2013

Spring is in the air, hopefully LOVE is “in the air” and the time for “shoe shopping” is just around the corner….

“I can remember vividly being a ‘little girl’ (in St. Louis Missouri) and playing inside the Stix Baer & Fuller and Famous Barr stores while my Mother (the beautiful Mrs. A/B) shopped for her high heels…”
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker

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now…..

BUT IS IT OUR BUSINESS?

Sharon Stone

Sharon wants to be a Twin ? (LOL Sharon)…Find a new “man” girl….

Ashley Judd splits from hubby

Ashley wants to be a Senator ? (Don’t LOL Ashley)…Sorry about the split from hubby Daniel…
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And….

Speaking of “Looking For Action” ?

One Direction

“ACTION….(Figures)”
BY
RENEE ASHLEY BAKER
Copyright 2012 by Renee Ashley Baker
all rights reserved

(verse 1)
I was her HERO
Everywhere that we’d go
All the things that children do
Known her since the age of 2
I sent her love notes
Valentines that I wrote
Asked her if she’d be my wife
Loved her since the age of 5
(chorus)
I’ve got the right stuff there’s no doubt about it
Comes down to my love she can’t do without it, yeah
Baby want some action
Baby want some action
Baby want some action
(music-dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn)
Figures
(verse 3)
It was top secret
Everytime that we met
Baby she would feed me grapes
Then she’d help take off my CAPE
It was my mind set
Flying high in my jet that
Baby she would hold me tight
Off we’d fly into the night
(chorus)
I’ve got the right stuff there’s no doubt about it
Comes down to my love she can’t live without it,well
Baby want some action
Baby want some action
Baby want some action
(music—dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn )
Figures
(musical interlude)
(chorus)
I’ve got the right stuff there’s no doubt about it
Comes down to my love she can’t live without it, well
Baby want some action
Baby want some action
Baby want some action
(music–dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn dn )
Figures
(THE END….of a very “funny” video ?)

Ribbon Microphones from Inta Audio UK

HEY SIMON!

Do you like my new “boy band song”? I’m going to try and get my relative (the Grammy Nominee) to write the “rap interlude”. Anyway–to LISTEN to the “demo” click photo of microphone ABOVE…..

One Direction Vas Happenin

YES….It’s all about “the fellas” and
I’ll be saving the MEN for me….so much “affection”
I’ll be wearing my Choo Choos aka my Jimmy Choo mules….and
I’ll be walking in ONE DIRECTION….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker
(p.s. NO to Gale’s TV Show)

Chanel The Deal? (plus FACEBOOK/big photo “In My Opinion” is now on + Hello France, Congrats To Ashley’s Hubby + Read My Poem and HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY)

May 19, 2012

ANNIE

THANDIE

ANNIE …..

I’ve proposed two “Big Screen” motion picture projects for black actresses….I hope someone will produce them….
Signed
Renee Ashley Baker
(P.S. I, Renee Ashley Baker, cannot work on either of them….I am on my way out of the country…..I want to see France….)

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“Sentry Chanel”
Although the woman in this picture is probably “looking out for a Man”….I’ve named this picture “Sentry Chanel” because it reminds me of the time when I was a little girl (ages 2 or 3 or so) when I would spend hours sitting at the window sill staring out the window. (I had on the window sill my set of plastic plates with the pink roses on them and the plastic Tea Pot to match).

“Royal Purple Chanel”

TERMS: I, Renee Ashley Baker, have “revised” the terms of the DEAL that I want with the owners of Chanel Corporation. I, Renee Ashley Baker, would like $9 million dollars a year–for 4 years–with a $2 million dollar signing bonus. MEANING–$32 million dollars for 70% ownership of “Erma French Perfume and Design” , “Ashley Lane Jewelers” and “Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed”….All three “Erma” companies will be headquartered in Paris France…. and….

NO TO DONALD TRUMP, NO TO ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER (I do not need either of them for anything) and NO to Janet Jackson and The Jacksons…(I will not be doing any television)….

p l u s

View My New “In My Opinion” (photo album) on MY FACEBOOK PAGE ….
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and….

Renee Ashley Baker will be MOVING TO PARIS FRANCE TO WORK FOR TIFFANY & CO, AND XM/SIRIUS AND CHANEL (AND I, RENEE ASHLEY BAKER, WILL WEAR MY $7,000 CHANEL SUITS TO WORK EVERYDAY)….

Hey–Execs at Big Photo, Would You Like To Sponsor Renee Ashley Baker in Southhampton?

Indy 500 2012 Winner Dario Franchitti

Ashley and Hubby Dario

The Beautiful Actress Ashley Judd

and….

Renee Ashley Baker Would Like To Start The LeMans Grand Prix in Monaco

p l u s

To View Poem About Renee Click On Pink Rose Poem Below….

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PLUS….

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY SJP….”
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Click On Renee Below To View Videos….

I, Renee Ashley Baker, am looking for that “Love Match” (in The Hamptons, in Paris France, in ….)

plus

SHOUT OUT TO X/M SIRIUS (For a radio show in Paris France) AND SHOUT OUT TO FORD MODELING (For Spokesmodel Jobs at AT&T, General Motors, Moet, Jimmy Choo ????? )

plus

“FUNK ME SNOOPY”….

(click on Snoopy to view video)

WHAT I PLAN: To go to The Hamptons (Southampton) for the summer, date some “Janis Spindel men”, go to Paris France and attend “cocktail parties and yacht parties” with some Rothschild family members, some Chandon family members….and LAUNCH my “perfume line” with the owners of CHANEL CORPORATION and design for LVMH, TIFFANY & CO and HERMES….
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plus

SPONSORS SPONSORS SPONSORS “HOW BOUT IT HAAGEN DAZ”

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SHOUT OUT TO “I DO STREAM”….
I, Renee Ashley Baker, Need a Sponsor For My Internet Broadcast. Time: This Summer. The planned Location? The Hamptons….
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CLICK ON VIDEO CAM BELOW TO VIEW “SNOOPY VICTORIA”:

TO VIEW NEW VIDEO VISIT TRIPOD: http://ReneeAshleyBaker.Tripod.com

NEW PHOTOS ADDED BELOW–Christmas 2011 with Renee and her Relatives and Friends (plus Shopping,Partying,Going,Doing,Viewing, plus Cate Blanchett, and Queen Elizabeth II)

December 20, 2011

 

                                             

Merry Christmas

and

Happy Chanukah….

 

 

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                                  ALL  PHOTOGRAPHS  BELOW

                                                  (except  two)

                         were taken by Renee Ashley Baker

             (All photos taken with a Sony Cybershot Camera)

                      

  St. Louis  chasing a Tiger….

         So–I, Renee Ashley Baker–got busy before the “big game” and began taking pictures of my “relative’s house”.  Pictures of her fireplace with the TV on (I got a great shot of a Bengal in action don’t you think?)  Pictures of her telephone–which you can only buy in Europe, and pictures of her high tech refrigerator which you can only get if you have money). 

BELOW:  Miguel (The Grammy Award Nominated Composer/Engineer)  Getting  Water 

       

Big Close Up of The Frige….BELOW

Anyway—this is a “football household”. So–during my annual Christmas holiday visits I have to sit through the “Denver Broncos” game or I DON’T EAT (LOL).  I stuck, on the candleabra an unopened pair of Denver Broncos souvenir earrings.  (As in The Broncos are THE  LIGHT….)  My “Relative” is cooking “pheasant” that was ordered from a “gourmet food catalog”.

(above photo of Renee Ashley Baker)

“Merry Christmas and Happy  Channukah Everybody !  

                             Now Scroll Down !”

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Renee’s Favorite Quotes: 

                    “I believe that in the heart of each human being there is something which I can only describe as a “child of darkness”  who is equal and complimentary to the more obvious “child of light”  –Laurens van der Post

 “You don’t need to wait a minute to improve the world today”—Anne Frank 

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AND….

Gift Suggestion From The Queen:

The Bentley (of course):

 

  ” The Bentley Continental 2012 has an Ipad work station and a 6 3/4 twin turbo v-8 engine” says Wolfie  (er –I mean–Wolfgang Durheimer , CEO,  Bentley Corporation).

Merry Christmas to HRH Prince Charles, HRH Prince William, HRH Princess Kate, and HRH Prince Harry, HRH Prince Philip and HRH Queen Elizabeeth II

 

GO TO THE ART MUSEUM:

View Yousuf Karsh in Sepia and in Gray….

 

 

 

GO  TO  THE  MOVIES:

Renee’s Favorites This Christmas  ARE ….

Mr.  Hunt’s  Mission ?         I   MAXED

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

             

 

 

 

 

 

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WATCH/STREAM A MOVIE/VIDEO:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Renee Christmas Comedy Favorite?    “Trapped In Paradise” starring Nick Cage….

 

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       LISTEN  TO  A  CD

 

 

Buy CD by cellist Nina Kotova .  She’s fabulous and  plays her “Sketches from the Catwalk” (Nina is also a super model….)

 

 

 

 

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GOING OUT?  (HOLIDAY PARTYING AND ALL?)

 

 

What’s New In Cosmetics ?

Visit these websites:

Chanel Cosmetics and Make Up Online: http://www.chanel.com/en_US/fragrance-beauty/Makeup-88484

Cosmetics Cop:  http://www.cosmeticscop.com/

High Def Make Up Tips: http://makeupforlife.net/2009/03/the-truth-about-high-def-makeup.html

Please check the “high def camera” website.  Last year a “high def camera” nearly “destroyed” my internet visual existence….WHEW

AND

 

WHAT ‘S NEW IN HAIR (THE FAKE KIND?)

Visit

Renee Ashley Baker’s favorite:  Joseph Fleischer

                                     

Joseph Fleischer Wigs :  http://josephfleischer.com/

AND

SOON  IT   WILL  BE   CHRISTMAS  DAY !

Got shopping left to do?

See HRH Princess Kate (featured on the shopping  website

” She Finds”….)

Renee Ashley Baker’s Favorite Online/Internet  Shopping Sites:

BARNEY’S NEW YORK:   http://www.barneys.com/

NORDSTROM:  http://shop.nordstrom.com/

RED ENVELOPE:  http://www.redenvelope.com/

BLUE FLY: http://www.bluefly.com/

SHE  FINDS:  http://www.shefinds.com/

When you’re done shopping will you look as fabulous as this?

(above, the fabulous Cate Blanchett, in Christmas red)

 

and

 

speaking of   Locks  (goldi–locks?)

 

 

 

NO —NOT  THESE  LOCK S

 

 

 

 

these  locks

WHAT?  Is your password? 

Don’t let it be “Christmas” (or  “123456” or “fill in the blank”).  Use Renee’s favorite password protectors to protect your internet passwords.   TRY:

  Lastpass com;

Keepass com;

 Passwordsafe com;

AND

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(above, Oprah Winfrey in Christmas red)

Dear Oprah:  My “Relative” (the former debutant and sorority sister of the Obama book author) would be a great addition to Oprah’s “O Magazine”.  I’d like to see her (my “Relative”) do a monthly column about her “experiences” at the Country Clubs (the golf circuit she “participates” in).  She  (my “Relative” )  is a “Lexus” girl you know?  Can you hear me “O” ?

and…

YES,  STEVE   I  PHONE

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND….

Even though I’m NOT going to let Denver “have/own/run  a movie studio with “disrespect and force” I’m still going to say “Merry Christmas” to my Friends….

 

 

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

            

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                               (above, the fabulous Sharon Stone….)

  

 

           

(above, radio host/publisher  Glen Beck and family)

(above, Sandra Bullock with son Louis)

 (above Mel Gibson and daughter Lucia)

    

(above, Princess Stephanie, Princess Caroline and Prince Albert)

 

PORTRAIT:  BARBRA   AND   JAMES

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AND…..

So….

        Now…..

                         FOR  RENEE  ASHLEY  BAKER  

             

                    (above, Alain & Gerard Wertheimer of Chanel)   

                              Erma French Perfume and Design….

             I, Renee Ashley Baker, am happy to  launch my company Erma French Perfume and Design which will headquarter in Paris France and which, hopefully, HOPEFULLY will be purchased by Chanel Corporation.  The subsidiaries?  They will be–Renee Perfume #9,  Ashley Lane Jewelers, and Erma’s Beautiful Day Bed.  (The “Irmigard” handbag will be a $3,000 crocodile handbag for Tiffany & Co ?).

 

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TO  LISTEN TO RENEE’S  SONGS  SCROLL  DOWN….

 

They’re Back! The Judds, Jackie Evancho, Susan Boyle, Debby Boone, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge…..and Moore

June 15, 2011

No to Dreamworks (Dreamworks will not publish “Irma’s House of Numbers”), No to HBO (No  to an  HBO movie), No to Oprah Winfrey, No to Universal, No  to Robert Redford, No to Charlize Theron, No to all others I’ve previously said “NO” to  (for reasons I’ve previously stated) and  No to California (Renee Ashley Baker will be moving to France….)

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SHOUT OUT TO AMAZON:  I have been told by Kindle Customer Service that I will be paid “royalties” every 60 days….tHAnk  YOu

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plus

HOW TO DRESS LIKE A MILLION (HER)

                    (the shoe)

 

HOW TO DRESS  LIKE A MILLION (HIM)

             (the shirt)

 

 Dress shirts  Roger Charles by Kevin Stewart

 

 

 

            Dress shirts by Charvet of Paris

AND

HOW  TO  PLAY  THE  BEAUTIFUL  UPPER  CLASS  “EVERY  WOMAN WHO  HAS  A  MILLION ? “

                       (be Ashley Judd; of course)

                                                 

 

 A N D

 

SHOUT  OUT  TO  COLIN  TEBBUTT

(Colin Tebbutt is the former Personal Protection Officer for HRH Princess Diana) 

 

 

SHOUT OUT TO  COLIN  TRIMMING

 (Colin Trimming is the former Personal Protection Officer for HRH Prince Charles)

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SHOUT OUT TO THE  DUKE AND DUCHESS  OF  CAMBRIDGE:

      The Erma Foundation (NA) would like the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge to attend  (as guests of honor)  the first annual “Erma Foundation Gold Mask Ball”  to be held in Paris France….

     Each year–I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will select a different “corporate sponsor” to sponsor the “Gold Mask Ball”.   In exchange for sponsorship,  the “corporation” will receive  promotional recognition, logo display, and “goody bag” disbursement rights….

         (Maybe  included  in the “goody bag” will be  a piece of jewelry that I, Renee Ashley Baker, will design for a new “fine jewelry” collection that I have named   “Ashley  Lane”)….

       I, Renee Ashley Baker,  will soon be in Europe (in France and in England) to get the Duke and Duchess’  RSVP….

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